MORE CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE NEW FAQ.
noel_k...@my-deja.com
easier for kelk.
and so.. more faq material.
1. what was sylia serving the sabers for dinner in crash 1?
roasted boomer flank with red wine sauce.
2. is there a common boomer language like esperanto? can a greek boomer
communicate with a french boomer?
and can boomers communicate silently without people noticing?
actually there is no common boomerese. in fact, boomers are incapable
of learning foreign languages. but boomers can communicate silently
but only by sending images.
3. is the oms the boomer version of pms?
yes, and talk of the oms triggers ms madigan's pms.
4. do arab female boomers have to wear veils?
yes, and male boomers have to wear fake beards.
5. is there a toilet boomer?
yes, there is a toilet boomer that can examine fecal material and then
comment on its findings. for example, you might take a dump and then
the toilet boomer will examine the crap and then say, "add more fiber
to your diet please". there is also a boomer oven that might say, "hey
you stupidfuck, the goddamn pizza is burning, for chrissakes!!!"
6. priss can sing but can she play a guitar?
if guitarsmashing as a form of musical expression, then yes.
7. can boomers eat?
yes, but they can't digest the food. so if you want tomato puree, feed
a boomer 5 tomatoes and after 10 minutes allow it to squat over an
empty bowl and take a dump. and, NO, the puree which may NOT be called
pooree.
8. are there other androids than boomers?
yes, there are bammers, whammers, and slammers.
9. what happens if you kick a boomer in the nuts?
its bolts come loose.
10. why doesn't sylvie use a straw to suck blood?
er.. because that's the last straw.
11. instead of killing innocents, why doesn't sylvie just create an
account at a blood bank?
because the bank already has a count(dracula), and one count is already
one too many.
12. will gaza ever make it as a joke writer?
no, but if he pulls this crap on stage, he'll never suffer for lack of
tomatoes.
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