Sent To The FBI
Hyacinth
well as some others that have been terrorized for the last few years by a
person called a "troll".
Please be advised of the following information:
As of late the troll has gone "underground", taking more of a low profile
and being more careful in choosing his words because he knows he is very
close to being caught. he still posts messages, but is much more discreet
and posts under different names now. He may even "behave" for a while now
until he feels you have left and the coast is clear, and then will resort
back to his old harassing ways. He will not stop until he is dealt with
legally by the authorities, I can assure you.
In the past he has posted under many names such as wilburn,Derek,Morris,
jackalynn, Tom, Joe Alden, Scott, Alex, Benjamin, Subterranean Cinema and
many others which you are no doubt
well aware of by now.
One of the IP addresses he has used in the past can possibly be traced to
his true identity in Duluth Georgia if you do a trace on it at
198.211.238.170.
Please know that this guy is no common ordinary prankster. To say he is
evil is being too kind.
He has harassed, maligned, slandered, stalked, threatened, and belittled
people, purposely (and publicly) trying to ruin their reputations and drive
them away from their simple pursuits here to enjoy their favorite music
groups with others of similar interests on the internet. He has done
personal
searches on individuals, and has even tried (and perhaps succeeded) to get
people fired from their jobs. He has forged people's email addresses and
posted awful things on Usenet in their names. He has tried to break up
marital relationships by posting terrible things about individuals. He
sends people file attachments containing viruses to their home email
addresses purposely attempting to ruin their computer systems. He has made
some people's lives a living hell, and this is no exaggeration. He has even
made VERY explicit sexual comments repeatedly toward women and even their
children, which has been the most heinous and revolting of all his evil
deeds. Please do what you can to rid Usenet of this predator.
If you wish to contact me, I can provide you with further details. This has
been going on WAY too long, and I will assist in whatever way I can in
bringing his reign of terror to an end.
Thank you.
Hy
Hy
Kadaitcha Man
dankish vent renter, and psychotherapist's patient, grated:
Please report me to the FBI. I AM A TROLL!!!1!
--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.
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Hyacinth
Shut up. You won't thinks this is so friggin' funny soon.
Hy
Hy
bean sprouts
Can you decode and e-mail me with the details?
I'm on the trail of someone similar, and I noticed
that this is a 'hot' group.
They're fond of poetry.
Doggerel, to be exact.
Kadaitcha Man
and pawnbroker, kecked:
Sure I will, you impotent, cock-sucking jizzmop.
Do you swallow?
Hyacinth
Hyacinth
>>> Please report me to the FBI. I AM A TROLL!!!1!
>>
>> Shut up. You won't thinks this is so friggin' funny soon.
>
> Sure I will, you impotent, cock-sucking jizzmop.
>
> Do you swallow?
Real women do. I'll bet you've never been near one. Swear at me some more,
Satan.
Hy
Hy
Kadaitcha Man
official who tests quality of horse manure, cowered:
> On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 04:24:16 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>>>> Please report me to the FBI. I AM A TROLL!!!1!
>>>
>>> Shut up. You won't thinks this is so friggin' funny soon.
>>
>> Sure I will, you impotent, cock-sucking jizzmop.
>>
>> Do you swallow?
>
> Real women do.
So you're not a real woman then?
> I'll bet you've never been near one. Swear at me some
> more, Satan.
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anal toy, anal violin, anal virgin, anal-genital intercourse, analinctus,
analingus, analipsation, analism, analist, anality, analize, anal-rape
fantasy, anal-sadistic, Ananga Ranga, anaphrodisia, anaphrodisiac,
anaphrodite, anaphroditic, anaphroditous, anaspadias, anasteemaphilia, anat,
anatomical sex, anatomically correct, anchored, androcentrism, androdyke,
androglossia, androgyne, androgynophilia, androgynous, androgynous dyke,
androgynous fucking, androgyny, android, androidism, andrologist, andrology,
andromania, andromimetic, andromimetophilia, androphile, androphilia,
androphilic, androphilist, androphobia, androsodomy, androtrope, androzoon,
anerotic, aneroticism, anesodia, anesthesia, angel, angel food, angel
kisses, angel with a dirty face, angelcakes, Angelina, Angelina sorority,
angel's gear, angel's suit, anger rapist, angle, angle of the dangle,
Anglican length, anglophobia, angrophobia, Angus, anhedonia, anile,
anililagnia, anilingism, anilingus, anility, animal, Animal House, animal
sex, animal training, animalist, animated ivory, anisogamia, anisomastia,
anisonogamist, ankle cuffs, ankle restraint, ankle up the aisle, anklebiter,
ankle-biter, annular hymen, anocrat, anocratism, anogenital, anogenital
intercourse, anolinctus, anolinguist, anolingus, anomalous, anonyma,
anonymous sex, anoperineal, anophelophobia, anophelorastia, anophile,
anorapt, anoraptus, anorast, anorchia, anorchid, anorchidism, anorchism,
anorchous, anorectal, anorgasmia, anosmia, another thing, another way to
love, answer a call to the warden's office, answer nature's call, answer the
bone-a-phone, answer the call of nature, ansy-pay, antaphrodisiac,
antaphroditic, ante coitum, anteater, antholagnia, Anthony Blunt,
anthophobia, anthrophobia, anthropoid, anthropophagolagnia, anthropophagus,
anthropophagy, anthropophobia, antiaphrodisiac, antiblennorrhagic, anti-bod,
antifetishism, antiluetic, antiman, Antipodes, antipudic, antique dealer,
antisyphilitic, antivenereal, anuptaphobia, anuresis, anuria, anurous, anus,
anus queen, anus worship, anything in trousers, anything on two legs, a-one
and a-two and a-three, apache, apadrayva, apandria, apantrophy, apartment
girl, aperture, aperture of bliss, aphallata, aphallate, aphallatosis,
aphanisis, aphephobia, aphilophrenia, aphoria, aphrodette, aphrodisia,
aphrodism, Aphrodite, Aphrodites Evostick, apistia, apodyopsis,
apodysophilia, apophallation, aposthia, Apostle's grove, Apostle's pinch,
apotemnophile, apotemnophilia, apotemnophobia, apparatus, apparatus
urogenitalis, appendage, appetence, appetency, appetent, appetite,
appetition, apple dumplings, apple head, apple of one's eye, apple squire,
apple-dumpling shop, apple-polisher, Apples, applying for a fishing
liscence, applying lip gloss, applying the hand brake, appreciate,
appropriate member, appurtenances, apricot brandy, apricots, apron high,
apron husband, apron knight, apron strings, Apron Up, aquaphobia, Arabian
Goggles, arachnephilia, arachnephobia, arachnophobia, arbor vitae,
archangel, arching for it, archorrhea, ardor urinae, ardor veneris, Are you
keeping it for the worms?, Are you red sails in the sunset?, Are you saving
it for the worms?, arenokoites, areola, areola of the mammary gland, areola
papillaris, aris, arm, arm aerobics, arm breaker, arm of love, armbinders,
arm-clutcher, armful, arm-in-armer, arm-in-arming, armor, armored division,
armstrong heaters, armswing, armswinging, around the world, around the world
in eighty ways, arrhenphobia, arrow, Ars Amandi, ars erotica, ars musica,
arse, arse about, arse bandit, arse beard, arse bender, arse cooler, arse
crawler, arse curtains, arse from elbow down, arse gas, arse grease, arse
over teakettle, arse over tit, arse pirate, arse pish, arse up, arse worm,
arse-bone, arsecons, arseduke, arse-fuck, arse-grapes, arsehole, arseholed,
arsenal, Arsenal's playing at home, arsenosadism, arse-opener, arseovoir,
arseparts, arse-piss, arseplay, arser, arse-wedge, arsey-versey, arsometry,
arsy-tarvy, art of pleasure, art of unisex, arthur, artichoke, article,
article of virtue, articulate the archdeacon, artificial penis, artillerie
de Cupidon, artillerie de Venus, artist, artiste, arts, artsy-fartsy, arvo,
as God made one, as the actress said to the bishop, asexual, asexualization,
ashes hauled, Ashtoreth, ask for the ring, aspen leaf, aspermatism,
aspermia, asphaltic, asphyxiaphile, asphyxiaphilia, asphyxiator,
asphyxiophilia, aspro, ass, ass about, ass around, ass backwards, ass blow,
ass boy, ass broker, ass business, ass crack, ass farmer, ass games, ass
goblin, ass grease, ass hound, ass in a sling, ass jabber, ass king, ass
kisser, ass leech, ass man, ass master, ass merchant, ass middleman, ass
middlewoman, ass mites, ass over head, ass pirate, ass play, ass plug, ass
queen, ass thrasher, ass-a-holic, assaroonie, assault on a friendly weapon,
assault with a friendly weapon, ass-bandit, ass-bite, ass-bone, assc,
ass-deep, assecons, assed up, ass-end, assets, ass-fuck, ass-fucker,
ass-fucking, ass-gunner, asshole, ass-hole, asshole bandit, asshole buddies,
asshole buddy, asshole fucking, asshole liaisons officer, asshole plugging,
assignation, assignation house, assisted shower, ass-kisser, ass-kissing,
ass-licker, ass-licking, assmosis, ass-opener, ass-out, ass-peddler, asspro,
ass-seller, ass-to-mouth, ass-tronaut, assume the position, ass-wedge,
ass-wipe, ass-wiper, assy, Astarte, asthenophobia, astraphobia, astrophobia,
asymmetriphobia, asymptomatic viral shedding, at it, ataxiophobia,
ataxophobia, atelia, atelophobia, Athanasian wench, athazagoraphobia,
athenian, athletic supporter, Athor, atocia, atom bombs, atony of the
bladder, atresia vaginae, attachment, attacking the one-eyed purple-headed
warrior, Attila The Hen, attitudes, attitudinize, attractive, atypical
paraphilia, atypical psychosexual dysfunction, atypical sexual behavior, au
naturel, audiotext, audition the finger puppets, auditioning the hand
puppet, auger, aulophobia, aunt, aunt Annie, aunt eater, aunt fancy, Aunt
Flo, aunt Flo's here, aunt Mame, aunt Maria, aunt Mary, aunt Mathilda, Aunt
Rosie Is in Town, auntie, auntie man, auntie queen, auntys round, aural sex,
Australian active, Australian passive, Australian sex, Aut amat aut odit:
nil est tertium, autagonistophilia, autassassinophilia, auto pimp,
autoabasiophilia, autoagonistophilia, autoassassinatophilia,
autoassassinophilia, autodermatophagia, autodysomophobia, autoerotic
asphyxia, autoerotic asphyxiation, autoerotic death, autoerotic
strangulation, autoeroticism, autoerotism, autofetishism, auto-fisting,
autoflagellation, auto-genital stimulation, autogynephilia, autohedonia,
auto-hedonia, automasochism, automatic muzzle loader, automonosexualism,
automutilation, automysophilia, automysophobia, autonecrophilia,
autonepiophilia, autopaedophilia, autopederasty, autopedication,
autopedophilia, autophagy, autophilia, autophobia, autosadism,
autoscophilia, autoscopophilia, autosuck vagina, autumn of life,
auxiliaries, available, avisodomy, awaken the bacon, awaken the libido, away
the trip, awful-wedded wife, awkward, axe wound, axed, axilla, axillar,
axillary, axillary intercourse, axillism, axle grease, ayuga, Aztec hop,
Aztec two-step, babaloos, babe, babe lair, babe on wheels, babe-a-cious,
babe-a-licious, babellicious, babe-o-rama, babes having babies, babette,
babia majora, babooms, baby, baby bar, baby bar, the, baby beef, baby blue,
baby blues, baby boom, baby boomer, baby botter, baby botting, baby box,
baby buggy, baby bumpars, baby bumpers, baby bust, baby buster, baby butch,
baby child, baby chute, Baby Crockett, baby custard, baby doll, baby dyke,
baby face, baby fat, Baby Food, Baby Gets Clean, baby gravy, baby in the
boat, Baby Juice, baby motel, baby owl, baby paste, baby pillows, baby
porker, baby pro, baby talk, baby up, baby vamp, Baby-Bound, babycakes,
baby-faced, baby-factory, baby-gallop, baby-girl, baby-grinder, baby-kisser,
Baby-Maker, baby-makers, baby-making love, babyolatry, babyology,
baby-raper, baby's, babys arm, baby's cries, babys dinners, baby's forarm,
babys forearm, babys public house, baby-snatcher, baby-split, Bacchanalia,
Bacchus march, bach, bach it, bach night, bachelette, bachelor, bachelor
bait, bachelor girl, bachelor night, bachelorette, bachelor-man,
bachelor-mother, bachelor's baby, bachelor's delight, bachelor's fare,
bachelor's life, bachelor's wife, bachelor-woman, bacillophobia, bacilluria,
back, back breaker, back cave, back door, back door trots, back door
trumpet, Back Drop Club, back end, back eye, back garden, back hole, back in
circulation, back jump, back number, back one out and snap it off, back
parlor, back part, back parts, back passage, back porch, back room, back
scuttle, back seat, back seat driver, back slice, back slit, back talk, back
teeth are afloat, back teeth are floating, back way, back wheels, back yard,
back yard prowler, back-alley, backassed, backdoor, back-door bandit,
back-door boogie, back-door buddy, back-door burglar, back-door
conquistador, back-door dirt box, back-door man, back-door milkman,
back-door work, backdoor-birth, backed up, backeye slice, backeye slit,
backfire, backgammon, backgammon player, backgammoner, backhand drive,
backhouse, backland, back-patter, backs, backs against the wall!, backs to
the wall chaps!, back-scratcher, backside, backside artist, back-slapper,
backslidious hypocritious, backstage, backstair affair, backstroke roulette,
backswing, backtalk, backup, backward about coming forward, backwards burp,
backwoods fiddler, backy, bacon, bacon and eggs, bacon bazooka, bacon bomb
doors, bacon fed, bacon hole, bacon rind, bacon sandwich, bacon strips,
bacterial cystitis, bacterial sexually transmitted diseases, bacterial STDs,
bacterial vaginosis, bacteriophobia, bacteriuria, bad, bad blood, bad boy,
bad breaker-upper, bad case of the tins, bad date, bad disease, bad girl,
bad lamps, bad lay, bad news, bad reputation, bad sex, bad talk, bad thing,
bad week, bad woman, bad-ass, bad-ass mf, badge, badger, badger game,
badhouse, badido, bag, bag bride, bag of bones, bag of coke, bag of fruits,
bag of tricks, bag off, bag shanty, bag up, bagadga, bagel baby, bagels,
bag-filler, baggage, baggage-boy, Bagged, bagger double entry, baggette,
baggie, bagnio, bagpipe, bag-piper, bagpipes, bagpiping, bags, bags of
mystery, bag-twister, bahookie, bait, bait the hook, bajongas, bake
potatoes, baked alaska, baked ass, baker flying, baker's closed, baker's
dozen, bakery goods, balaclava, balanitis, balano-, balanotage, balcony,
bald, bald cocksucker, bald eagle, bald headded mouse, bald journey, bald
man, bald man in a boat, Bald-Headed, Bald-Headed Butler, bald-headed
candidate, Bald-Headed Champ, bald-headed hermit, bald-headed mouse,
bald-headed rat, baldwin, baldy, bale of straw, Balkans, Balkans, the, ball,
ball and chain, ball bag, ball basket, ball breaker, ball buster, ball
collar, ball dancing, ball gag, ball gown, ball locks, ball of fire, ball
off, ball restraint ring, ball sack, ball someone or something up, ball
stretcher, ball stretcher with chain, ball torture, ball toy, ball wracker,
ballad bar, ballane, Ballarat, ballast, ballasts, ballbag, ball-bearing oil,
ball-bearing stewardess, ball-breaker, ball-buster, ball-busting, ballers,
ball-face, balling, balling off, balling the jack, ballinocack, Ballock,
ballock bag, ballocker, ballock-naked, Ballocks, ballocky, balloon, balloon
knot, ballooning, ballooning effect, balloons, ballroom, balls, balls and
all!, balls and bat, balls deep in the furry fun house, balls deep into your
fist, balls eye, balls in a sling, balls like a scoutmaster, ballsey,
ballsy, ball-tearer, ballum rancum, Baloney, baloney colonic, baloney hop,
baloney pony, baloney ride, baloobas, balum rancum, bam bam, bambi, bambi
effect, bambi sex, bamboo stick, bamboochas, bamsey, Banana, banana car,
banana skin, banana splits, bananas & cream, bananas and cream, banbury,
band, band in the box, band moll, band rat, Bandage, band-box, band-house,
bandicooting, band-member, bang, bang and biff, bang artist, bang away, bang
it, bang like a shithouse door in a gale, bang like a shithouse door in a
wind, bang like a shithouse door in the wind, bang the banjo, bang the
bishop, bang the wanger, bang-bang-bang, banged up, banger, banger hanger,
Bangers, banging, banging away, banging fudge, banging the drum, bangles,
bangs like a bunny, bangs like a tappet, bangster, bangtail, bang-up, banjo
eyes, banjo string, banjoed, bank, bank and biff, bank with Barclays,
bankside lady, banned, bannocks, banns, bans, baps, bar, bar girl, bar
handles, bar hustler, bar on, Barbarella, barbecue, barber's chair,
barbettes, Barbie, Barclay's bank, bardajes, bare, bare brisket, bare-ass,
bare-assed, bareback, bareback rider, bareback sex, barebacking,
bare-breasted, bare-bum, bare-chested, bared, barefoot, bare-naked and in
the flesh, bare-skin, bare-skinned, barf, barf someone out, barfairy, barfed
out, barfly, bargain basement, barge, barge pole, barges, bark, bark a sharp
report, bark at ants, barkers, barking at the ape, barking carrots, barking
spider, barking spider has a cigar, barn burner, barnacle, barndoor, Barnet,
Barnet Fair, barney, Barnwell ague, baroselgia, barosmia, barracuda, barrel
ass, barrelhouse, barren, barrenness, Barrer Moke, barse, bart,
basculocolpia, basculophilia, base fuck, base over apex, base trio, the,
base-begotten child, baseborn, basement, base-son, bash leather, bash the
bishop, basher, bashing the bishop, bashing the candle, bashing the dummy,
basis, basiter, basitrix, basket, basket crusher, basket days, Basket for
Days, basket lunch, basket making, basket of goodies, basket party, basket
picnic, basket shopping, basket weaving, basketeer, basketful of meat,
basket-watcher, basket-watching, basoexia, basorexia, basorgasmus,
basorthosis, Basra belly, bass ackwards, bastard, bastardly gullion,
Bastille, bastinado, basting the meat, basting the tuna, bat and balls, bat
boy, bat house, bat off, bat one's eyes at, bat shit, bat up, bat-cave,
batcaver, batch, batch night, batchelor's fare, bat-foul, bath bun, bath
house, bath of birth, bathing beauty, bathroom, baths, the, Bathsheba,
Bathtub eel, bathysadism, Batman and Robin, baton, batonophobia, bats for
both sides, bats for the other side, bats wings, batter, batter the sausage,
battered, battering piece, battering ram, batti, batting and bowling,
batting for both sides, batting for the other side, batting practice,
battle, battle of the bulge, battle of the sexes, battle-axe, battlefat,
battler, battling the purple-helmeted warrior, batty, batty about, batty
boy, batty rider, battybwoy, batty-hole, battyman, bauble, baubles, baume de
vie, bawangos, bawble, bawbles, bawd, bawd's house, bawdy, bawdy banquet,
bawdy basket, bawdy cleft, bawdy house, bawdy monosyllable, bawls, bay
window, bayadere, Bayonet, bayonet drill, bayonet wound, bayot, baz, bazaar,
bazongas, bazongies, bazonkers, bazoo, bazooka, bazooka shooter, bazookas,
bazoomas, bazoombas, bazooms, bazoomy, bazoongas, bazoongies, bazumbas, in a
woman's beef, be intimate with, be with a woman, beach bash, beach bitch,
beach blanket, beach blanket bingo, beach bunny, beach dyke, beach whale,
beached whale, beads, beak, beam, bean, bean bags, bean belly, bean flicker,
bean flickologist, bean juice, bean pods, bean pole, bean queen, Bean
Tosser, beanbags, bean-eater, beaner, beanfeast, beanie, bean-jacks, beanor,
beans, bean-shooter, bean-spillng, bean-tosser, beany, bear, bear lover,
bear play, bear trapper's hat, beard, beard flit, bearded, Bearded Blood
Sausage, bearded clam, bearded lady, bearded leisure center, bearded oyster,
bearded taco, bearded woman, beard-splitter, bear-garden language, bearskin,
beast, beast fetishism, beast with two backs, beastess, beastette,
beast-fuck, beastialist, beastiality, beastliness, beat, beat a trick, beat
it, beat it while the beating is good, beat meat, beat moll, beat of one's
heart, beat off, beat one's little brother, beat one's time, beat Pete, beat
someone with the ugly stick, beat the bald-headed bandit, beat the beaver,
beat the bishop, beat the dork, beat the dummy, beat the goose, beat the
gun, beat the hog, beat the meat, beat the pud, beat the pup, beat the
tom-tom, beat to it, beat with the ugly stick, beat your meat like it owes
you money, beating, beating about the bush, beating around the bush, beating
fantasies, beating her with the ugly stick, beating it with a smile on your
face, beating off, beating the bait, beating the bed flute, beating the
bishop, beating the bologna, beating the boner, beating the bush, beating
the meat, beating the old man, beating the piss outta my best friend,
beating the pud, beating the snake, beating the stick, beating tool, beating
your meat, beating your meat on the toilet seat, beatoff, Beattie and Babs,
beau nasty, beauhunk, Beaulah, beauns, beausom, beaut, beauties, Beautiful
People, beautocks, beauts, beauty, beauty mark, beauty parlor, beauty spot,
Beave, The, beaver, beaver base, beaver beach, beaver cleaver, beaver flick,
beaver fryer, beaver hunt, beaver lever, beaver loop, beaver patrol, beaver
pose, beaver posse, beaver shooter, beaver shooting, beaver shot, beaver
tail, beaver trap, beaver-retriever, become a lady, become houseproud,
become man and wife, bed, bed bait, bed bargain, bed breath, bed bugs, bed
bunny, bed down, bed down with, bed faggot, bed flute, bed hopper, bed
house, Bed of Nails, bed partner, bed rite, bed sister, bed someone, bed
someone down, bed sports, bedbug, beddable, beddies, beddy, bed-fellow,
bedful of sin, bedmate, bed-presser, bedroom eyes, bedswerver, bed-swerver,
bedtime story, bedventure, bedwork, bedworthy, bee bites, bee stings,
Beecham's Pills, beef, beef bags, beef banana boy, beef bayo with extra
mayo, beef bayonet, beef beef, beef box, beef burger, beef cakes, beef
curtains, beef eater, beef extract, beef gravy, beef in the can, beef
injection, beef jerky, beef jibber, beef on the hoof, beef stick, beef
whistle, beef-a-roni, beefbot, beefcake, beefcake books, beefcake film,
beefcakery, beefcakes, beefer, beefsteak, beefsteak and onions, beefsteak,
hold the onions, beef-stroke-it-off, beef-tugging, beefy, beehive, bee-hive,
beeples, beer barrel, beer belly, beer can, beer tumor, bees and bees, bees
knees, beetle, beetlebonnet, beetleskin, beeveedees, beezer, begonias,
beguile, beguin, behavioral transsexualism, behind, behind door work, behind
the behind, beige, being pinned, bejonkers, beldam, belfa, bell, bell
cheese, bell dancing, bell peppers, bell polishing, bell ringers, belle boy,
belle chose, bell-end, bell-end of the penis, bell-knobbed, bell-rope,
bell-swagged, belly, belly ass, belly bristles, Belly Buster, belly button,
Belly Entrance, belly full, belly itching, belly plea, belly ride, belly
rub, Belly Ruffian, belly seed, belly slapping, belly thicket, Belly Up,
belly warmer, belly whiskers, belly woman, belly-bump, belly-bumper,
belly-bumping, belly-buster, belly-fuck, belly-fucker, bellyful of
marrow-pudding, bellying, belly-piece, belly-queen, bellyrina, bellys,
belly-to-belly, belly-up, belly-whiskers, belomophobia, belonephilia,
belonephobia, belongings, beloved, below the belt, below the navel, belt,
belt buster, belter, belt-fed mortar, belting, bemascopia, Ben Wa Balls,
bend, bend a pipe on the pisser, bend down, bend over, bend some ham, bend
someone over, bender, bends, the, bene mort, benjamin, benny, benny house,
benrus queen, ben's gran, bent, bent as a nine bob note, bent dick, bent
stick, bent-wrist, benzadrina, beo, bequeath your genes, berdache, berk,
Berkeley Hunt, berkeleys, berker, Berkley, Theresa, berkleys, berks,
Berkshire Hunt, bermuda triangle, berries, berry, berthas, Bertie, besotted,
bessie, best and plenty of it, best and plenty of it, the, best friend, best
girl, best in Christendom, best leg of three, best part, best piece,
bestial, bestialist, bestiality, bestialsadism, bestow one's hand,
best-worst part, Bethlehem Steel, better fraction, better half, better sex,
betty, Betty Bouffant, Betty Bracelets, Betty shits her dress, Betty
shitting her shoes, Betty Swollocks, between hay and grass, between the
legs, between the sheets, between you and me is the bed post, Beulah,
Beulah-lover, beverada, Beverly, bewifed, bezongas, bi, bi bar, bi
community, bias-free, biastophile, biastophilia, biatch, bib, bibbing,
bibble chunks, bicho, bi-coastal, bi-curious, bicycle, bicycle rider, biddy,
bidet, bienfaiteur, BIF, biff, biffa, biffer, biffie, biffin, biffin bridge,
biffing off, biffits bridge, biffon, biforatia, Big A, the, big bamboo, Big
Bang, Big Bang Theory, big beast, the, big Ben, Big Bertha, big bird, big
bite, big brother, big brown eyes, big browneys, big casino, big chester,
big conk, big cock, big daddy, big dame hunter, big date with Rosy Palms,
big dick from Boston, big dick queen, big dipper, big F, big F, the, Big
feet, big meat, big fella, big fella, the, Big Foot Joe, big for dates, big
G, big game, big game hunter, big game hunting, big girl flamboyant, big
hair, big head, big hit, big hug, big hunk of meat, big J, Big Jim and the
twins, big job, big jobbies, big jobs, big legs, big love, big moment, Big
nose, big hose, big number, big O, big one, big piece of meat, big potty,
big red, big S, big shit, big shot, big stroke time, big T, the, big tender,
big time, big twenty, big up your chest, big V, big wand, big wheel, Big
with Child, big woman, bi-gaited, bigamist, bigamous, bigamy, big-ass,
big-bellied, bigendered, bi-gendered, biggest enthusiasm, biggums, bi-guy,
Bihari procedure, bijou, bike, biker, bikini, bikini bar, bikini brief,
bikini burger, bikini condom, bikini fillers, bikini lines, bikini stuffers,
bikini whale, bilabial trump card, bilbo, bilingual, bi-lingual, Bill, bill
and coo, Bill Grundies, bill-and-cooers, billet-doux, billiards, billie-coo,
billy, billy and doo, billy club, Billy No Mates, billy-doo, bim, bimbette,
bimbo, bimboid, bimbo-nomics, bimbosphere, bimmy, Binaca blast, binders,
binding, bing-bang-thank-you-mam, bingey, bingo, bings, bint, bio boy,
biological event, biological male, biological reaction, biological response,
bipara, biparous, biphobia, bippy, birching, Birchington Hunt, Bird, bird
bandit, bird cage, bird circuit, bird dog, bird song, birdcage, birdcage
cleaner, birdie, Bird's, birds and the bees, the, bird's eggs, bird's nest,
bird's nester, birds-nester, bird-taker, bird-washing, birth control, birth
control clinic, birthday, birthday attire, birthday clothes, birthday gear,
birthday party, birthday suit, birth-naked, birth-rate control, biscuit,
biscuit-bandit, biscuits, biscuits and cheese, bisecting the triangle,
bisensual, bisexous, bisexual, bisexual community, bisexual libido,
bisexualism, bisexuality, bi-sexuality, bisexuous, bishop, bishoprage,
bishop's miter, bit, bit of all right, bit of alright, bit of ass, bit of
beef, bit of bouncy-bouncy, bit of brown, bit of butt, bit of cauliflower,
bit of crumb, bit of cuddle, bit of cunt, bit of ebony, bit of ebony
goodness, bit of fat, bit of fish, bit of flat, bit of flesh, bit of fluff,
bit of fork, bit of front door work, bit of fun, bit of goods, bit of
grease, bit of hair, bit of hard, bit of hard for a bit of soft, bit of jam,
bit of meat, bit of muslin, bit of mutton, bit of nifty, bit of nobble, bit
of nookey, bit of pork, bit of quimsy, bit of raspberry, bit of ring, bit of
rough, bit of rumpty-tumpty, bit of rumpy-bumpy, bit of rumpy-pumpy, bit of
skin, bit of skinbit of snug, bit of skirt, bit of snug, bit of snug for a
bit of stiff, bit of spare, bit of stiff, bit of stuff, bit of tail, bit of
the old in and out, bit of the other, bit of tripe, bit on the fork, bit on
the side, bitch, bitch boy, bitch goddess, bitch heaven, bitch kitty, bitch
magnet, bitched up, bitched, buggered, and bewildered, bitchen,
bitchen-twitchen, bitchery, bitches' blinds, bitches' Christmas, bitchin',
bitchin'-twitchin', bitch-queen, bitch's bastard, bitch's blind, bitch's
Christmas, Bitchville, bitchy, bite, bite me!, bite my weinie, Bite of the
Boar, bite rhymes, bite the big one, bite the brown, bite the bullet, bite
the crank, bite the dog-end, biteful, biter, biting, biting daddy, biting
dog, biting kiss, bi-trade, bits, bits and pieces, bitten, bitten by the
love bug, bitter half, bivirist, bi-wife, biz, bizotic, bizzo, blaaters,
blab, blabber, black ace, black badger, black bagging, Black Bess, black
book, black box, black cat with its throat cut, black cherry, black
handkerchief, black hole, black in white, black in white TV, black jack,
black jock, black joke, black limo, black Maria, black meat, black mouth,
black pencil, black ring, black snake, black triangle, black velvet, black
widow, blackjack, blackleg, blackness, Blackout Romeo, blackroom,
blacksmiths shop, bladder, bladdered, Blade, blah-face, blah-faced, blamps,
blankard, blanket, Blanket Drill, blanket hornpipe, blanket ripper, blanket
stiff, blaps, blart, blast off, blasted event, blastolagnia, blatherskite,
blatts, blaze the trail, blazer, bleached mort, blech a belch, bleed, bleed
the goose, bleed the liver, bleed the lizard, bleed the weed, bleeder,
bleeding dirt, bleeding your weed, bleep, bleeping, blend modality, blended
orgasm, blennophobia, blennorrhagia, blennorrhea, blessed event, blessing,
bletherskate, BLG, bliff, bliff mag, blimp, blind, blind alley, blind as a
boiled turnip, Blind Bob, blind buckler, blind canals, blind cheeks, blind
cupid, blind entrance, blind eye, blind love, blind meat, blind piece, blind
pig, blind tiger, blinders, blindfold, blindfolding, blinds, blinkers,
bliss-ninnies, blissom, blister, blisterine, blit, blither, blitzed,
blivvet, bloating the vein, blob, blobs, block, block of ice, blodded park,
bloke, blooch, blood and semen cocktail, blood disease, blood flaps, blood
of the first night, blood spitter, blood sports, Blood Week, blood-breaker,
bloody flag is up, the, Bloody Mary, bloody red flag is up, the, bloomer
pudding, bloomers, blooming, blootered, bloss, blossom, blossoms, blot,
blotch of the escutcheon, a, blotto, blouzabella, blouzalinda, blouze,
blouzette, blow, blow a fart, blow a kiss, blow beets, blow book, blow boy,
blow chow, blow chunks, blow foam, blow hole, blow holes, blow hot and cold,
blow job, blow job man, blow me!, blow mud, blow my hat, blow my horn, blow
off, blow off on the groundsels, blow off the loose corns, blow one's
breakfast, blow ones doughnuts, blow one's fat, blow ones groceries, blow
one's load, blow one's lunch, blow one's wad, blow pop, blow some ass, blow
some tunes, blow stick, blow the anal horn, blow the groundsels, blow the
horn, blow the pipe, blow the whistle, blow up, blow your biscuits, blow
your top, blowen, blower, blowing, blowing an arsenut, blowing chunks,
blowing out the plug, blowing your own horn, blown all over the map, blown
safe, blowtorch, blowzabelle, bloxie, blubber, blubber bags, blubber-belly,
blubbers, bludgeon, bludgeon the beefsteak, bludgeon the flaps, bludger,
bludget, blue, blue angel, blue balls, blue boar, blue boy, blue butter,
blue chamber district, blue discharge, blue fart, blue flame, blue flick,
blue gown, blue handkerchief, blue humor, blue jay, blue jews, blue joke,
blue language, blue Monday, blue moon, blue movie, blue skin, blue steeler,
blue thimble, blue vein, Blue Vein Meatroll, blue veiner, blueballs,
Bluebeard, Bluebeard's Closet, blueberry pie, bluefoot, blueness, blues,
the, blue-vein shuffle, blue-veined custard chucker, blue-veined hooligan,
blue-veined junket hooligan, blue-veined junket pump, blue-veined junket
pumper, blue-veined piccolo, blue-veined steak, blue-veined throbber,
blue-veined trumpet, bluey, bluff, blunt end, blurt, blurt out, blurtbeard,
blurter, blushing bride, bo, Bo Peep, board, board lodger, boasin tone,
boat, boat and oar, boat race, boating, bob, bob and hit, Bob Monk, bob on
the knob, bob stay, bob the bologna, bobber, bobbers, bobbing the boloney,
bobblers, bobbles, bobby brown pants, bobby-dangler, bobbys anorak, bobby's
helmet, Bobsey Twins, bobstay, bobtail, bob-tail, bod, bodacious tatas,
bod-comic, bodice-buster, bodice-ripper, bodikin, bodily, bodily functions,
bodkin, bodmod, body esteem, body lice, body lover, body odor, body queen,
body rub, body shop, body slave, body squeak, body wax, body worker, body
worship, bodyguard, body-naked, body's captain, boff, boffer, boffing, bog,
bog queen, bog snorkeling, bogga, boggle, bog-house, bogs, bogus, bogy,
bohemian, Bohemian love, bohunkus, boiled frog principle, boiled rag,
boiler, boink, boinking, boinng, boke, bold, bold thing, the, bollock bag,
bollock service, bollock-naked, Bollocks, bollocky-starkers, bologna bop,
bolt the door, bolt-ons, bom, bomb bay, Bombay crud, bombay roll, bombhead,
bombing the German helmet, bombosities, bombosity, bombshell, bomhead,
bomsey, bon vivant, bona, bona omi, bona palone, bona polone, bona roba,
bonar, bonar for, bonbon, bonbons, Bon-Bons, bondage, bondage and
discipline, bondage and dominance, bondage and domination, bondage and
torture, bondage bra, bondage device, bondage harness, bondage queen,
bondage table, bondagemaster, bondagepics, bondager, bonds of humiliation,
Bone, bone ache, bone addict, bone ague, bone bag, bone balloon, bone box,
bone dance, bone gobbler, bone head, bone house, bone in the bum, bone in
the leg, bone of one's bone and flesh of one's flesh, bone out, bone phone,
bone queen, bone smuggler, bone smuggling, bone the bum, bone xylophone,
boneless appendage, boneless appendage of the male, boneless fish, boneless
stiff, bone-on, boner, boner bag, boner nochy, boneroni, bones, bone-up,
boneyard visit, bonfire, boning, bonk, bonking, bonk-on, bonnet, bonny, boo,
boob, boob job, boob juice, boob sandwich, boob tube, boob-balling, boobies,
boobiferous, boobifers, booboisie, boo-boo head, booboos, Boo-Boos, boobs,
boobulars, booby prize, booby trap, boobys, boodle, boody, booger,
booger-eater, boogie, boogie butt, boogie lips, bookbinder's wife, bookends,
book-keeper, boom boom room, boom booms, boom the census, boom-boom,
boom-booms, boomer, boon dagger, boonch, boondocking, boong-moll,
boop-boop-a-doopy dame, boosey cock, boosiasms, boosiasms, boosies, boot
slave, bootch, booth dance, boot-licker, bootlicking, boots and shoes
fetish, booty, booty call, booty-bandit, booty-shot, boovies, bop, bop the
baloney, bop the mop, bopper, bopping, bopping Richard, bopping the bishop,
bopping the bologna, bopping the bonzo, bordel, bordello, bore, bored,
boretto man, boring a bud, Boris, born in the vestry, born on the wrong side
of the blanket, born out of wedlock, borsties, bosco boulevard, bosiasms,
bosiasms, bosom, bosom buddies, bosom buddy, bosom cheaters, bosom chums,
bosom friends, bosom of the pants, bosoms, bosomy, boss and his two helpers,
boss pimp, boss player, boss-queen, boss-trick, Boston marriage, Boston Tea
Party, Boston version, bot, Botany Bay, botch, bother, bother and strife,
botsy, botter, Bottle, bottle and glass, bottle dance, bottle merchant,
bottle of scent, bottle opener, bottle-ass, bottles, bottom, bottom burp,
bottom dweller, bottom in front, bottom knocking, bottom man, bottom
surgeon, bottom surgery, bottom wetting, bottom woman, bottomite,
bottomless, bottomless bar, bottomless pit, bottomless pool, bottom's up,
bottom-sucker, botty, botty boy, botty burp, botty man, botuliform genital
pendant of the male, botulinonia, boudoir bandit, boudoir photo, bouginonia,
boulder houlder, boulders, boulevardier, boum-boum parlor, Bounce, bounce in
bed, bounce the bedspring, bouncers, bouncing, bouncy-bouncy, bound,
boundaries, bounder, bountiful, bouquet of assholes, bouquet of pansies,
Bournville Boulevard, boustrophate, bovine drapes, Bovril bypass, bow, bow
down before the porcelain god, bow window, bowel bugle, bowel howl, bowel
movement, bower of bliss, bowl of wax fruit, bowlegged, bowler, bowls from
both ends, bowls from the Pavilion end, bowsprit, bowzer, Box, box boy, box
lunch, box lunch at the Y, box of assorted creams, box of dominos, box of
ivories, box of worries, box step, box the compass, box the Jesuit and get
cockroaches, box tonsils, box unseen, box with teeth, box-biter, boxer,
boxer shorts, boxers, boxey, box-house girl, boxing the bald champ, boxing
the bald-headed clown, boxing the ballsack, boxing the Bozak, boxing the
clown, boxing with Richard, boy, boy brothel, boy fag, boy Friday, boy
herder, boy hole, boy honey, boy in the boat, boy marriage, boy pussy, boy
toy, boy-crazy, boy-dyke, boy-eater, Boy-In-The-Bush, boy-kisser, boylies,
boy-lover, boy's club, boy's smoking house, boy-scout queen, bozack, bra,
bra-burner, bra-busters, brace and bits, brace yourself, Sheila, bracelet,
bracelet cockring, braces, brachioproctic eroticism, brachiovaginal
eroticism, brack, bracket face, Brad Pitts, bradyorthosis, Brahms and Liszt,
braid cutting, braille, braille party, brain sex, brakes, branch, brand,
brand name, branding, brandle, brandy, brank, brap, brass, brass eye, brass
nail, brasser, brassiere, brassiere food, brassierolagnia, brassiroregia,
brassirothesauriast, brassy, brat, brat-getter, brat-getting place,
bratzilla, brazen, bread, bread bags, bread basket, bread buttered on both
sides, breadwinner, break, break a cherry, break a crust, break a lance
with, break a leg, break a peter on, break and enter, break face, break her
leg above the knee, break in the balls, break like a shotgun, break luck,
break one off, break one's elbow at the church, break open the pie, break
out in a rash over, break somebody in, break the ice, break the seal, break
the sound barried, break up, break wind, break wind backwards, breakfast in
bed, breakfast nook, breakfast of champion, breaking luck, breaking wind,
breakthrough, bream cream, breast, breast augs, breast bondage, breast
bucket, breast fest, breast form, breast man, breast press, breast torture,
breast work, breastage, breasties, breasts and buttocks, breastworks, breath
control, breather, breed, breeder, breeder fish, breeding, breeding cage,
breezer, bremelo, brer, brethen and sistern, brethern, brevet-wife, brewers
droop, brewer's droop, briar pach, brick defecatorium, brick shithouse,
brick top, bride and groom it, bride's pride, bride's proof, bridle string,
briefs, Brigham Young, bright specimen, a, Brighton Pier, Brillo pad, brim,
brimstone, bring down by hand, bring it up for a vote, bring off, bring off
by hand, bring on, bring oneself off, bring out of the closet, bring someone
off, bring up, bring up by hand, bringing oneself off, bris, briskets,
bristen, bristle up, Bristol bits, Bristol City, bristols, British Standard
Handfuls, bro, broach claret, broad, broad house, broad in the beam, broad
jest, broad smile, broad-beamed, broadcaster, broaden someone's outlook,
broad-gauge, broad-jumper, broad-jumping, broad-minded, broadwalk, broadway
broads, broiler, broke her ankle, broke her knees, broken, broken balls,
Broken Cloud, broken her teacup, broken oar, Broken-Kneed, broken-legged
above the knee, broken-wrist, bromidrophobia, bromidrosiphobia, bronc, bronc
buster, bronc rider, bronco, bronco buster, bronk, Bronx cheer, bronza,
bronze eye, bronzer, broody, Brooklyn mating call, broom, broom handle,
broom in a cave, Broomstick, brothel, brothel creeper, brothel sprout,
brothel sprouts, brothel-house, brothel-keeper, brothel-keeping, brother,
brother girl, brother of the gusset, Brother Round Mouth, brother starling,
brother-in-law, brotherly love, brothern, brothers and sisters,
brothersister, brought out, brown, brown admiral, brown all 'round, brown
artist, brown bag special, brown berry, brown Betty, brown boy, brown
bucket, brown bullet-hole, brown burp, brown cherry, brown daisy, brown
dollars, brown eye, brown eye miner, brown eye pie, brown eyes, Brown
family, brown handkerchief, brown hat, brown hatter, brown hole, brown
house, brown job, Brown Joe, brown lips, brown log jobbie, Brown Madam,
brown nose, brown pipe engineer, brown shower, brown star, brown sugar,
brown trout, brown Windsor, brown wings, brown word, brownable, browned off,
brownie, brownie king, brownie queen, browning, Browning family, browning
queen, Browning sister, Browning sisters, brown-nose, brown-noser, brownpipe
engineer, brownsward, brown-tongue, bruise the fruit, bruiser, Brummagem
bubbies, Brummagem buttons, Brummagem Joe, brummy, brunser, Brunswick,
brush, brush one's teeth, brush teeth, brushing the beaver, brutal
breasting, BSHs, bub and sis, bubatoes, bubbied, bubbies, bubbies and cunt,
bubbies' uncle, bubble, bubble dancer, bubble gum, bubbleable, bubble-gum
machine, bubble-gum set, bubble-gummer, bubble-jack, bubbly jack, bubbly
jock, bubby boob, bubby bube, bubby circus, bubby hammock, bubby heaters,
bubby hutch, bubby smoocher, bubby trader, bubby trap, bube, bubo, bubs,
bubus, buccal intercourse, buccal onanism, buccaneer, buck, buck face, buck
fitch, buck naked, buck the bone, buckaruby, bucket, bucket boy, bucket
broad, bucket head, buckets, buckeye, bucking bronco, bucking it,
Buckinger's boot, buck's face, buckwild, buckwilding, bud, buddies,
buddings, buddy, buddy booths, buddy-fuck, budget, budgie's tongue, buds,
buds of beauty, buey, buff, buff ball, buff ball and ballum rancum, buff
leather, buff skin, buff the beaver, buff the dog, buff the mushroom, buff
the pylon, buff the weasle, buffarilla, buff-bare, buff-boy, buff-buff,
buffed, buffers, buffing, buffing stick, buffing the banana, buffing the
bishop, buffing the box, buffing the helmet, buffing the jewel, buffing the
magic lamp, buffing the rifle, buffing the wood, buffle, buff-light, buffy,
bufu, bug, bug chaser, bug eyes, bug up the ass, bugaroch, bug-fucker,
bugger, buggerage, buggerantoes, bugger-arsed, buggerclaw, buggered and
bewildered, buggering, buggering the hand, buggerling, buggers, buggers
grips, buggers handles, buggershy, buggery, buggery grips, bugging eyes,
bugladders, bugle, bugle butt, bugs, bugskin, buick, buildiking, built,
built for comfort, built like a brick shithouse, bulb of the vestibule,
bulbs, bulge, bull, bull bitch, bull by the souse, Bull Gravy, bull money,
bull nurse, bull party, bull pen, bull point, bull ring, bull session, bull
twister, bulla, bulldagger, bull-dagger, bull-dicking, bull-dike,
bull-diker, bulldog chewing a wasp, bulldog dose, bull-dogger, buller,
bullets, bullfuck, bullhead, bulling, bullish, bullock's heart, bull-ring
clamp, Bull's Eye, bullshit, bullshit artist, bullshitter, bullwhip, bully,
bully back, bully boy, bully in the muzzle, bulp, bum, bum and tits, bum
bacon, bum bags, bum balls, bum bandit, bum basher, bum boy, bum boys, bum
chain, bum chums, bum cleavage, bum crumbs, bum fiddle, bum fiddler, bum
fodder, bum gravy, bum hole, bum jockey, bum plumber, bum prodder, bum
sucker, Bum Tickler, bum worker, bumbo, bum-brusher, bumf, bum-fighter,
bumfluff, bum-fuck, bum-fucker, bum-fucking, bum-fugger, bumhole engineer,
bumholerous fuckerous, bumjuicer, bumkin, bum-licking, bummer, bummers,
bumming, bummy, Bump, bump and grind, bump bellies, bump bones, bump fur,
bump nasties, bump pelvis, bump uglies, Bumper, bumper head, Bumper Kiss,
bumper sticker, bumpers, bumper-to-bumper, bumph, bumpies, bumping pussies,
bumping pussy, bumping uglies, bumpkin, bump-n-run, bumps, bumps and grinds,
bumpy jumpers, bumshop, bumtags, bun, bun huggers, bun in the oven, bun
puncher, bun spreader, bun woman, bun-bandit, bun-boogie, bun-bun, bunch of
fives, bunch-punch, bunchy, bundled, bundler, bung, bung fodder, bung juice,
bung navel, bung spew, bung upwards, bungalowing, bunged up, bunger,
bunghole, bung-hole, bunghole bandit, bunghole basher, bungie-boy, Bunjamin,
bunker, bunker-shy, bunkie, bunko booth, bunk-up, bunky, bunnies, Bunny,
bunny cake, Bunny Fuck, Bunny Girl, bunny rub, bun-pressers, buns, bunt,
bunter, buntline hitch, buonballs, burbulence, burdock, burgeoning bunnies,
burger munch, burgers and dogs, burgershot, burglar, burgle, burgler,
burgundy handkerchief, buried alive, burka, burlap, Burlap sister,
Burlington Hunt, burly, Burmese balls, Burmese Bull, burn, burn artist, burn
bad powder, burn one's poker, burn out, burn the grass, burn up over,
burned, Burner, burnies, burning, burning bush, burning shame, burnt, burnt
cheese, burp, burp the baldman, burp the worm, burping the baby, burping the
worm, burrito, bury a quaker, bury face upwards, bury it, bury one's ring,
Bury One's Wick, bury the bishop, bury the bone, bury the bone in the
backyard, bury the hatchet where it won't rust, bury the hobbit, bury the
knuckle, bury the salami, bury the weenie, bury the wick, busbus, bush, Bush
Beater, bush bunny, bush child, bush dinner, bush patrol, bush pie, bush
pig, bush scrubber, bush talk, bush whacker, bushel and peck, bushel bubby,
bushel of coke, bushel-cunted, bushes, bushie mall, bushwack, Bushy, Bushy
Park, business, business boy, business girl, buss, buss-beggar, bust, bust a
nut, bust bodice, bust her out, bust one's beads, bust one's gut, bust one's
nuts, bust some booty, bust some suds, bust someone out, bust up, bust your
nuts, busted cherry, busted coupling, buster, busters, bust-girdle, bustier,
bustle, bustle pinching, bust-maker, busts, busty, butch, butch as Kong,
butch bottom, butch cut, butch dagger, butch femme, butch in the streets,
butch it up, butch lesbian, butch mafia, butch number, butched up, butcher,
butcher boy, butchered chicken, butcher's shop, butcher's window,
butch-fluff, butch-queen, butch-school, butchy, butt, butt bags, butt
balling, butt bang, butt banging, butt basher, butt book, butt broker, butt
dumpling, butt floss, butt fuck, butt fucker, butt in, butt middleman, butt
out!, butt peddler, butt pirate, butt play, butt plug, butt pussy, butt
slammer, butt smasher, butt sneeze, butt sniper, butt snort, butt tape,
butt-crack, butt-end, butter, butter and cheesecake, butter and dash, butter
and eggs, butter baby, butter bags, butter boat, butter box, butter churn,
butter schlopping, butter the bacon, butter the bead, butter the muffin,
butter the potato, butter, bake and baste, butterbags, buttercup, buttered
bun, buttered finger, butterfinger, butterflies, the, butterfly, butterfly
board, butterfly flick, butterfly flutter, butterfly kiss, butterfly queen,
butterfly ring, butterfly vibrator, buttering the beaver, buttering the
corn, buttering the muffin, Buttermilk, butter-mouth, buttfuck, buttfuck
buddy, butt-fuck buddy, butt-fucking, butthead, butthole, butthole raper,
butthole surfing, butting the bead, buttinsky, butt-naked and in the flesh,
buttock, buttock and file, buttock and tongue, buttock ball, buttock
climber, buttock jig, buttock stirring, buttock-broker, buttock-clingers,
buttocking ken, buttocking shop, buttocks, buttocks cleavage, button, button
buster, button factory, button groove, Button Hole, button mushroom, Button
your arse!, buttonhole, buttonhole work, buttonhole worker, Button-Hole
Worker, button-loose, buttons, button-short, butt-peddler, buttplay,
butt-slut, butt-ugly, butt-wipe, butyl nitrite, butz, buxom, buying an
E-Ticket, buysexual, buzwams, buzz, buzz kill, buzz the brillo, buzzard,
buzzing, BVH, bwoy, by-blow, by-chop, bye-blow, byke, by-scape, by-slip,
Cabbage Patch, cabmans rests, cadabies, cafe curtains, Café la Mama,
cajooblies, cakes, californicate, calk, camel complaint, Canadian bacon,
Canal, canary, Candle, Candle Holder, candy, candy cane, candy stick, cane,
cannon, canoe, cans, cantaloupes, captain, Captain Hard, Captain Hightop the
Love Commander, Captain Hogseye, Captain One-Eye, Captain Picard, Captain
Standish, carnal acquaintance, carnal connection, carnal engagement, carnal
knowledge, carnal member, carnal part, carnal parts, carnal pleasures,
Carnal Stump, carnival knowledge, Carrot, carry a big stick, carry a bundle,
carry-me-down, cartes, carts, cartso, cartzo, casabas, Casey, cat heads,
catch an oyster, caterwauling, cats and kitties, Cat's Meat, catso, cattle,
cattle truck, catzo, caulk, cavalier, cavaultcavaulting, Cave of, Cave of
Harmony, Cavern, cavity probe, c-cups, Cellar Door, chafer, chalubbies,
chamber combat, chamber games, change one's luck, change purse, changing
your oil, chanticleer, charge, charger, Charles the Bald, Charley, charleys,
Charlies, charmers, charms, charver, chaud, chauvering, chaver, chebs, check
her oil, chee-chees, cheeks, cheese, cheesy bell-end, cheesy bunnet, cheesy
wheelbarrow, Cherries, cherry, cherry birch, cherry picker, cherry splitter,
cherrylets, cherry-topped sundaes, chest, chest and bedding, chest bunnies,
chest flesh, chest pillows, chest puppies, Chestnuts, chesty, chibi,
chichis, chichitas, Chicken, chicken mc nuggets, chicken neck,
chicken-breasted, Child-Getter, chimney sweep, chimney-stopper, chingus,
Chink-Stopper, Chism, choad, Chocha, chode, choker, chones, chooza,
choozies, chopped cock, chopper, Chris Hardwick, Christ and two apostles,
christen the yak, christener, christening, Christmas crakers, chub,
chubbies, chubblies, chubby, chuberteens, chubs, chuck, chuck a tread,
chuckies, chudleighs, chull, chum, chumbawumbas, chungas, chunk, chunky
monkey, chupas, churn the butter, chutney ferret, cinnamon stick, circle
jerk, circulus venosus of Haller, Cities, clam, clamp, Clangers, clap,
clappers, classy pair, clava, cleat, Cleft, Cleopatra, click, clicket,
cliff, climb, clipped dick, clit, Clitty, Clout, Club, clubcock, Clucky,
cluster, Clutch, Coachman on the Box, coat hangers, cobblers, cobbler's
awls, cobbler's stall, cobbs, cobra, cobs, Cock, cock of death, cock sucker,
cock teaser, cock up, COCK!, cockaroony, cocked, cocked gun, Cocked-Up,
cockhead, cockknuckle, cockles, cock-on, cockoroony, Cockpit, cockroach,
cocksman, cockstand, cock-stand, cockstupration, cocktus erectus, cocky,
coconuts, cod, codpiece, cods, coffee stalls, coit, coition, coiture,
coitus, Cojones, cokernuts, cold meat, cold pig, Colleen Bawn, Collywobbles,
Colonel Puck, colonial puck, colt, come, come about, come across, come
factories, Come Off, come over, come to my bed and we'll practice parallel
parking, coming and going, Coming Fresh, command module, commerce, Compass
of the Netherland, concern, concrete donkey, concubitus, cones, congress,
conjugal act, conjugal embrace, conjugal relations, conjugal rites,
conjugals, conjugate, conkers, connubial pleasures, connubial relations,
consort with, consummate a marriage, consummate a relationship, consummate a
union, contours, converse, cooch, Cookie, cookies, cool out, coolies, Coot,
Cootch, cooz, Cooze, cop a doodle, cop a feel, cop a stem, copper stick,
copping, copula carnalis, copula fornicatoria, copulate, copulating,
copulation, coral branch, Corey, corker, corking, corking the onion, corn
beef cudgel, corn on the cob, cornhole, corpuscle, Corsican, cory, couch,
couch rugby, couple, couple with, Coupler, coupling, coupling bat, courtesy
fuck, cover, cow-tits, cow-uddered, crab ladder, crabs, crack, crack a fat,
Crack Haunter, crack hunter, crack it, crack the belly, crackerjacks,
cracking tool, Cracksman, cram, cram it, cranberry dip, crank, crankshaft,
Cranny, Cranny Hunter, crap, crawl, cream, cream crackers, cream jugs,
creaming the twinkie, Creamstick, cream-stick, Crease, credentials,
cremorne, Crevice, crib lizard, crimson chitterling, crimson crowbar, Crook,
croopers, Crotch, crotch cartilage, crotch cobra, Crotch Crickets, crotch
rocket, crotchcricket, crotchfruit, crowbar, crowd pleaser, crown jewels,
crud, crumb grinder, crumbcruncher, Crumpet, crumpet-trumpet, Cubes, cuckoo,
cucumber, cucumber rhumba, cuddle, cuddle-my-cuddle, cullions, culls,
cully-shangycunting, Culty, Culty Gun, culty-gun, Cum, cum factories, cum
slinger, Cunny, cunny-catcher, cunt, cunt dropping, cunt nugget, Cunt Rag,
cunt struck, cuntslapper, cunt-stabber, cunt-stand, cunt-sticker,
cunt-stirrer, cunt-stretcher, cupcakes, Cupid's archery, Cupids kettledrums,
Cupid's torch, cups, cure the horn, curl her tail, curlies, curls, curly
hairs, Curse of Eve, curtains, cush, custard-chucker, cut, cut a side, cut a
slice of the joint, cut off the joint, cut out to be a gentleman, cut out to
be a man, cutlass, cuts, cutting a slice, cuzzie, Cyclops, daddy bag, daddy
longdick, daddy mack, Dagger, daily, daily mail, dairies, dairy farm, daisy
chain, damsons, dance, dance in the sheets, dance on the mattress, dance the
beginning of the world, dance the blanket hornpipe, dance the buttocks jig,
dance the goat's jig, dance the married man's cotillion, dance the
matrimonial polka, dance the mattress jig, dance the miller's reel, dance
the reels o' Bogie, dance the sheets, dancing in the sheets, dangle,
dangle-dong, dangler, Danglers, dangling participles, darb, Dart of Love,
dash in the bloomers, dash up the channel, Daub of the Brush, daub the
brush, dawn horn, dead lizard, dead meat, dead rabbit, dead soldier, dead
stick, dead worm, deadwood, dear morsel, Dearest Member, deed, deed of kind,
deed of pleasure, Delicate Condition, delight of women, delivering the wood,
derrick, desirable fleshy parts, devil, devils, diamond cutter, diamonds,
dibble, dick, dick butkiss, dick dip, dick up, dick wheat, dickery-dock,
Dickie, Dickie and the boys, dickory dock, dick-tator, Dicky, dicky dunk,
diddies, diddle, diddleys, diddly-whacker, Die in a Woman's Lap, diesel
dyke, dig in the wiskers, dig out, digitis erectus, dildo, dill,
dilly-whacker, Dimple, dimple-dick, dindins, ding, ding-a-ling, dingbat,
dingbats, ding-dangs, dingdong, Ding-Dong, ding-dongs, Dinger, dinghy,
dingle, dingleberry, Dingle-Dangle, dingo, dingus, dingy, dink, dinky
tickle, dinners, dinosaur, dip one's bill, dip the fly, dip the wick, dip
your stick, dip your stinger in the honey, Dip Your Wick, dipping the wick,
Dipstick, dipyourwick, dirk, dirty deed, dirty pillows, dirty work at the
crossroads, disappearing cane trick, discourse, discussing Uganda,
disporting oneself, dive, dive in the dark, dive into the dark, Divine Scar,
divining rod, do, do a back fall, do a bit of beef, do a bit of front door
action, do a bit of nifty, do a bottom-wetter, do a dicky dick, do a dive in
the dark, do a dogs rig, do a flop, do a grind, do a kindness to, do a leap,
do a lewd infusion, do a line with, do a nifty, do a perpendicular, do a
push, do a rudeness to, do a slide up the board, do a spread, do a tumble,
do a woman's job for her, do an inside worry, do an upright, do horizontal
exercises, do it, do me nasty, do miracles, do number three, do one's kind,
do one's office, do over, do slippery belly, do some good for yourself, do
some nose paintaing, do somebody, do the act of darkness, do the agreeable,
do the bad thing, do the beast with two backs, do the big nasty, do the bone
dance, do the business, do the chores, do the deed, do the dirty, do the
dirty deed, do the dirty thing, do the divine work of fatherhood, do the do,
do the filth, do the grown-up thing, do the horizontal hula, do the
horizontal mambo, do the horizontal tummy bump, do the nasty, do the natural
thing, do the naughty, do the pussydo the rump-shaker, do the sex act, do
the story with someone, do the thing, do the trick, do the tube-snake
boogey, do the two-backed beast, do the ugly deed, do the ugly-bumpy, do the
wild thing, do what comes naturally, do what newlyweds do, dobber, dock,
docker's thumbs, dockyard rivets, Doctor Cocker, Doctor Johnson, Dodaddy,
dodads, do-dads, dodas, dofunny, do-funny, dog, dog style, doggy-dancing,
dog's match, dog's rig, dohickey, dohickeys, dohickie, dohickies,
do-hickies, dohinger, doing a perpendicular, doing it, doing the thang,
doing the wild thing, doinking, dojigger, do-jigger, dojiggers, dojohnnie,
do-johnny, dollies, doll-tits, Dolly, Dollys, dolphin, donaker, Donald,
Donald Duck, dong, dong and gongs, donger, doniker, donkey, donkey dick,
donkey-dicked, donkey-rigged, donkified, donniker, Donut, donut holder,
doodad, doodads, doodle, doodle-flap, Dooflicker, doohicky, doos, doover,
doowhackey, dopper, dork, dose, double D cups, double D's, double-diddied,
Double-Ribbed, Double-Shung, douchebag, down below, down there, down-led,
Down-Leg, draggy udders, Dragon, Drain, drain pipe, draped, drapes,
dribble-cock, drill, Drip, drive, drive into it, drive it home, drive it to
home base, drives the meat bus into tuna town, driving Miss Daisy, driving
post, driving the pink love bus into tuna town, drooper, droopers, drooping
member, droopy, drop one's drawers, drop ones load, Drop Your Load, dropping
a load, dropping member, drumstick, dry hump, dubbies, dubs, Duck Butter,
ducky-bird, duelling bedsprings, dugs, Dummy, dumplings, dunk, dunk the
dingus, dunk the dolphin, dunk the love-muscle, dunking, dunking the love
muscle, dust cover for the cunt, dusters, Dutch Alps, Dutch treat, dydus,
dyke, dzwoonies, eager pleaser, ear, ease, ease nature, ease oneself, east
and west, easts and wests, eat me, edeapsis, Eel, Eel-Skinner, eff, effing,
Eggs, eggs in the basket, eggwhite cannon, ejac vac, elders, eleventh
finger, ellens, Elmer Pudd, empty one's trash, End, endearing physical
attributes, enemy, engage in marriage joys, engage in three to one and bound
to lose, engine, engine of love, English sentry, enjoy, enjoy a plaster of
warm guts, enjoy a roll in the hay, enjoy a woman, enjoy favors, enob,
entertain, Entertain the General, entertaining royalty, equipment, erected
spermapositor, erectile urogenital appendage, erectio penis, erectivation,
Eric Shun, erotic congress, essentials, everlasting gobstopper, every night
about this time, exchange bodily fluids, exchange DNA, exchange flesh,
Exchange Spits, exercise one's marital rights, exercise the armadillo,
exercise the ferret, extra digit, extra skin, eye dropper, eye of the
Bishop, eye-hole, eye-opener, eye-pleasing fruit, eyes, face-to-face mating,
factory, faggot, faggots toothbrush, fags toothbrush, fall backward, fall in
the furrow, Fall off the Roof, fall to it, Family Jewels, family organ,
Family-Organ, fancy work, fanny ferret, Fanny Rag, fart face, fart sniffer,
fartling, fast breathing, fat flabs, Fat Frank, fat one, fat peter, fat
sacks, father-of-all, favor, feather bed jig, Feather-Bed Jig,
featherweights, federating, feed somebody's monkey, feed the bearded clam,
feed the beever, feed the cat, feed the clam, feed the dumb glutton, feed
the dummy, feed the fish, feed the monkey, feed the pussy, feeding bottles,
feeding the bearded clam, female appurtenances, female bubbies, female
charms, female goodies, female upper bombosities, fenorking, ferk, ferret,
Fetch, fettle, fickey fick, Fiddle, Fiddle Bow, fiddlestick, fiddling stick,
fidget the midget in Bridget, figs, filled-out, filling the box, filling the
juicebox, F-ing, finger fuck, finger puppet, Fire a Shot, firk, firkin, firm
worm, first game ever played, first leg of three, Fish, fish stick, fish
supper, Fish Tank, fishing for kippers, Fishing Rod, fist fuck, fit, fit end
to end, fit ends, fit pipes, fix her plumbing, fix someone up, fixed
bayonet, fizzing, flab hangings, flabby melons, flack, flag, flagpole,
flapdoodle, flapjacks, Flapper, flat as a board, flat as a pancake, flat
dancing, flat-chested, flesh, flesh bag, flesh bombs, flesh it, flesh
pencil, flesh session, fleshloaf, fleshy bagpipes, fleshy charms, fleshy
interests, fleshy parts, flimpflop, flip-flap, flip-flaps, flip-flops,
flogging your dong, floormonster, Flop, flop in, flop in the hay, floppers,
floppy tits, floppy whites, flops, flounder, flowers and frolics, flute,
fly-by-night, flying the flag, flyspecks, Flytrap, foaming beef probe,
foining, folk-dancing, fool around with, Fool-Sticker, foot, foot long,
foraminate, forbidden zone, fore and aft, fore-buttocks, Forefinger,
Foreman, fork, forking, fornicate, fornicating engine, fornicating member,
fornicating tool, fornication, fornicator, Fort, Fort Bushy, fountain,
fountain pen, four-legged frolic, frail job, frat, fraternize, fratting,
Fred, free one's hips, french, french fuck, French Gout, french job, french
tickler, Friar Tuck, frick, frick and frack, fried eggs, frig, frigamajig,
frigging, Frinding Tool, front bumpers, front door work, front porch, Front
Window, frontage, frontal development, fruit for the monkey, fruit that made
man wise, fuck, fuck by the book, fuck muscle, fuck off, fuck one's brains
out, fuck pole, fuck trophy, fuck udders, fuck up, fuck you, FUCK!, fuck-a
Jesuit, fuckation, Fucker, fucking, fucking stick, fucking tool, fuckle,
fuck-meat, fuck-rod, fuckstick, fuck-stick, fud packer, fudge packer,
fugging, fulke, full load, Full of Heir, full pack, full-bosomed,
full-figured, fulsome, fun and frolics, fun and games, fun bags, fun bone,
funch, funk-stick, funmaker, funny business, fun-stick, fun-zone, Fur,
Furbox, furburger, furgle, Furrow, futter, futuere, futy, futz, futz around,
F-word, Gadget, gadgets, gadso, game of inches, gang bang, Gap, Gaper,
gap-stopper, garbanzos, Gardener, gargantuan organum virile, gash, gasket,
gasp and grunt, Gate, Gate of Heaven, gator, gavabos, gaying instrument,
gaying it, gazongas, gear, gear and tool, gearbox, gearstick, gearstick
d'amour, General smuts, generating tool, generation tool, generative organ,
genital coupler, genital forefoot, genital intercourse, genital pound of
flesh, genital reamer, genital shaft, genital staff, genital tentacle,
genitalia, gentle fist, gentle tittler, gentleman, gentleman's appendage,
gentleman's pleasure, Gentlemen's Companions, German helmet, get a bellyful
of marrow, get a bellyful of pudding, get a bit, get a chunk, get a crumpet,
get a go at the creamstick, get a hunk, get a leg over, get a little, get a
piece, get a piece of ass, get a shot of leg, get a shove in your blind eye,
get a snippet, get a stand, get a wet bottom, get a wet one, get about her,
get at it, get between the sheets with, get buckwild, get busy, get down to
business, get down to it, get down with, get going, get hilt and hair, get
home, get horizontal, get hulled between wind and water, get in, get into,
get into bed with, get into her pants, get into one's drawers, get Into some
serious flesh, get into somebody's drawers, get into somebody's pants, get
into the pants of, get it off, get it off with, get it on, get it up, get
Jack in the orchard, get laid, get layed, get lucky, get mud for your
turtle, get off, get off the gun, get off with, get on top of, get one's
ashes hauled, get one's balls off, get one's banana peeled, get one's
chimney swept out, get one's cookies, get ones end away, get one's end in,
get one's end wet, get one's greens, get one's jollies, get one's kettle
mended, get one's leather stretched, get one's leg across, get ones leg
lifted, get ones leg over, get one's noodle wet, get one's nuts cracked, get
ones nuts off, get one's oats, get one's oil changed, get one's pole
varnished, get ones rocks off, get physical, get rigged, get shot in the
tail, get sloppy, get some, get some action, get some area, get some ass,
get some big leg, get some cold cock, get some crack, get some cunt, get
some goose, get some hair, get some hole, get some leg, get some nookie, get
some pussy, get some quim, get some slickem on your hangdown, get some soft
leg, get some stuff, get some tail, get some trim, get some tweeze, get
someone into the cot, get stabbed in the thigh, get stuffed, Get the Dirty
off Your Chest, get the leg over, get the sugar stick, get the upshot, get
there, get through, get to home plate, get to it, get together with, get up
the pole, get up the yard, Get Wet, get wild, get your bean waxed, Get Your
Been Waxed, get your bone honed, get your bunny boiled, get your canoe
shellacked, Get Your Cookies, get your end away, get your end wet, get your
horns filed, Get Your Jollies, get your noodle wet, get your poker wet, Get
Your Pole Varnished, get your rocks off, get your weiner wet, getting a
piece, getting bent, getting it on, getting laid, getting ones end away,
getting plugged, getting run, getting skins, getting some skin, getting your
end away, getting your leg-over, gherkin, gib teesurbs, gift of one's body,
gifted, Giggle Stick, Giggling, giggling pin, ginch, gingambobs, Ginny, girl
catcher, girlometer, Girl-Street, give a bit of hard for a bit of soft, give
a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, give a hole to hide in, give a shot of
leg, give a thrill, give a woman a shot, give face, give hard for soft, give
head, give her a bit of the other, give her a length, give her a past, give
her a shot, give her a stab, give her a thrill, give her one, give her the
time, give him one, give it to someone, give juice for jelly, give mutton
for beef, give one a bone, give one a frigging, give one a jump, give one a
past, give one a screwing, give one a shot, give one a stab, give one a
tumble, give oneself to, give pussy a taste of cream, give soft for hard,
give some body, give someone the business, give someone the shaft, give
someone the works, give standing room for one only, give the dog a bone,
give the ferret a run, give the old man his supper, give up one's treasure,
give way, giving it a tug, Glands, glandular endowments, glazing the donut,
gleet, Glim, globes, glory hole, glory pole, glow rod, glow stick, Glue,
gnarled root of love, go all the way, go at it, go ballocking, go
beard-splitting, go bed-pressing, go belly-thumping, go boom-boom, go
bum-tickling, go bum-working, go bush-ranging, go buttocking, go
cock-fighting, go cunny-catching, go doddling, go doodling, go down on, go
drabbling, go facemaking, go fleshing it, go for a horizontal jog, go in and
out like a fiddlers elbow, go in unto, go leather-stretching, go like a
belt-fed motor, Go Off, go on bush patrol, go on the loose, go on the
stitch, go pile-driving, go prick-scouring, go quim-sticking, go rumping, go
rump-splitting, go stargazing, go the length, go the limit, go the whole
way, go through, go to bed with, go to Hairyfordshire, go to it, go to town,
go to work with, go tromboning, go tummy tickling, go twat-faking, go up her
like a rat up a drain, go upstairs, go vaulting, go with, goat, goatees,
Goat-Milker, goat's jig, goatskin, gobble, gobstopper, godamn, Gods revenge
on a woman, going all the way, going and coming, going halvsies on an
orgasm, going horizontal, golden rivet, golden showers, goldensprog, gombo,
gonads, Gone To Seed, gones, goober, good foot, good parts, good set of
lungs, good time prison use, goodies, Goolies, goonas, goose, goose and
duck, gooseberries, Gooser, goose's neck, goot, gooter, gorilla salad, goy
toy, grabbing some snatch, grafting, grand bag, Granny Rag, grant favors,
grant the favor, grapefruits, grapes, grasp and grunt, gratify someone's
desires, Gravy, Gravy Maker, gravy-giver, gravy-maker, graysons, grease the
wheel, greasing the pole, grew proud below the navel, grids, grind, grind
it, grind one's tool, grinding, grinding tool, Gristle, gristle-stick, groan
and grunt, groceries, groin, groodies, ground rations, group grope, growl
and grunt, growths, grumble and grunt, grummet, guavas, gubbs, guided
missile, Gully-Hole, gully-raker, gun, Gut Stick, Gut Wrench, gutstick,
hacker, hailing, Hair, hair divider, hair pie, Hair Splitter, Haircourt,
Haircut, hairless wonder, Hairy Bag, hairy banana, hairy conkers, Hairy Hot
Dog, hairy saddlebags, hairy sausage, half a cob, halve the crack, ham and
two eggs, ham howitzer, Hambone, Hamilton Wick, hammer, hammering,
hammertons, hamming, hammocks, Hampton Wick, hand job, hand made, hand
reared, Handful, handfuls, handle, handstaff, hand-warmers, handy-dandy,
hang-down, hangers, hanging at the Y, Hanging Johnny, Hanky-Panky, happy
sack, Happy Valley, Harbor of Hope, hard, hard breathing, hard head, hard
salami, hard-assed love, hard-bit, hardened spermapositor, Hardhat Harry,
hard-on, hard-up, hardware, Harmony, harpoon, hat rack, hatch, hava a banana
with, Have, have a bang, have a beef injection, have a bit, have a bit of
bum, have a bit of cock, have a bit of crumpet, have a bit of cunt, have a
bit of fish, have a bit of fluff, have a bit of fun, Have a Bit of Giblet
Pie, have a bit of giblet pie, have a bit of gutstick, have a bit of jam,
have a bit of meat, have a bit of mutton, have a bit of pork, have a bit of
rough, have a bit of skirt, have a bit of split mutton, have a bit of stuff,
have a bit of sugar stick, have a bit of summer cabbage, have a bit of tail,
have a bit on the fork, have a blow through, have a bone, have a bone-on,
have a boner, have a bottom-wetter, have a brush with the cue, have a
cuddle, have a cut off the joint, have a dash in the bloomers, have a double
shot, Have a Dumpling, have a fuck, have a good time, have a good time with,
have a hard-on, have a horn, have a hot roll with cream, have a joy ride,
have a jump with, have a knee trembler, have a live sausage for supper, have
a naughty, have a piece of ass, have a piece of tail, have a poke, have a
rattle, have a ride, have a rod-on, have a roll in the hay, have a screw,
have a shag, have a slice off the joint, have a tumble, have a turn on one's
back, have an affair with, have carnal knowledge, have carnal knowledge of,
have coition, have coitus with, have fun, have fun with, have hot pudding
for supper, have intimate relations with, have it away with, have it in,
have it off, have it off with, Have One in the Oven, have one's banana
peeled, Have One's Cargo Aboard, have one's cut, have one's foul way with,
have ones greens, have one's oats, have ones way with, have one's will with,
have personal relations with, have relations, have relations with, Have Sex
With, have sexhave sex with, have sexual relations, have sexual relations
with, have someone away, have the banana peeled, have union with, having a
bit, having it off, having it on, having sex, having the painters in, Having
the Painters in High Tide, head job, headers, headlamps, headlights, heat in
the meat, heat seeking missile, heat seeking moisture missile, Heat-Seeking
Moisture Missile, Heat-Seeking Moisture Missle, heavers, hee-haws, he-ing
and she-ing, heirlooms, hell spawn, helmet, helmet pelmet, hemispheres,
Henry Halls, Herman the One-eyed German, hermit, hershey highway, he-thing,
hickey, hidden treasure, hidden tumor, hide the ferret, hide the Hooded
Hodad, hide the hot dog, hide the salami, hide the sausage, hide the weasel,
hide the wienie, higgumbobs, Hill, hills, hills of paradise, Hindenburgs,
hiney, His, His Majesty in purple cap, hissing Sid, histle, hit on the fall,
hit on the tail, hit skins, hit the kitten, hit the sack with, hitting
skins, hive it, hobble, hock, Hockey, hodge dog, Hoe Handle, hoe-handle,
hog, Hog Eye, hogger, ho-handle, hole, hole in one, hole it, hole puncher,
holiday money, holy poker, holy pole, Holy Porker, Holy Week, home base,
home plate, home run, honchos, hone, Honey, honey fuck, honeydew melons,
honeydews, Honey-Hive, Honey-Pot, honker, honkers, honorable prick, hook up,
hooker, hooters, hop in the saddle, hop into bed with, hop into the horses
collar, hop on, hop on a babe, hop on the good foot, hop up and down,
hopping bug, horizontal bop, horizontal dancing, horizontal exercise,
horizontal folk-dancing, horizontal hula, horizontal jitterbug, horizontal
jogging, horizontal mambo, horizontal refreshment, horizontal relaxation,
horizontal rhumba, horizontal rumble, horizontalize, hormone fix, Horn,
horn-colic, hornification, horny, horry, Horse Collar, horsemeat, horse's
handbrake, Hose, hosing, hot beef injection, Hot Box, hot dog, hot lay, hot
meat injection, hot member, Hot Milk, hot nuts, hot rod, hot roll with
cream, Hot Spot, hot tailing, hotchee, House Under the Hill, howitzers,
hubbies, huddle, huevos, hugen, hum job, human enema, hump, hump 'em and
dump 'em, humpery, humpin' and bumpin', humping, humpmobile, hung, hung like
a bull, hung like a dinosaur, hung like a horse, hung like a rabbit, hung
like a stallion, hunk of ass, hunk of butt, hunk of meat, huntch, husbandman
of nature, ice cream machine, idol, impale, In a Family Way, in coitu, in
copulo, in full fig, in full orchestra, in one's Sunday best, in one's
Sunday clothes, In Pod, in the box, in the hay, in the kip, In the Pudding
Club, in the sack, in the saddle, in to the hilt, In Trouble, in-and-in,
in-and-out, in-and-out jig, Incade, inch, inch instrument, infestation,
injection, in-out, instrument, instrumentum erectum, intercourse, interior
decorating, interior sledging, interstitial glands, intimate bits, intimate
parts, intimate relations, Introduce Charley, introduce Charlie, introduce
the captain, introduce the captain to his pie, intromission, intromittent
organ, involved with someone, Irish draperies, Irish Fortune, Irish horse,
Irish Mutton, Irish rise, Irish root, Irish toothache, Irish toothpick,
Irish whist, irrigate, it takes two to tango, Itching Jenny, it's, it's
naughty but nice, ivory hills, jab, jaboos, jabs, jack, Jack Horny, Jack in
a box, Jack in the Box, Jack Nasty-Face, jackalope, jackhammer,
Jack-in-the-box, jackoff, Jackson Pollocks, jacktool, jakey, jalobies, Jam,
jam it, jammy, jang, janney, jape, jap's eye, jawbreaker, Jaxy, Jazz, jazz
it, jazz-fiddle, jean tent, jeeping, jellies, Jelly, jelly bag, jelly roll,
jellyroll, Jelly-Roll, Jemson, jenny, Jenny Tull, jerk the gherkin, Jerking
Iron, jerkoff, Jersey Cities, jewel box, jewelry, jewelry showcase., jewels,
Jewish compliment, Jewish corned beef, Jewish national, Jewish nightcap,
Jews lance, jezebel, jibs, jig, jig-a-jig, jiggady-jig, jigga-jig, Jigger,
jiggery pokery, jigging bone, jiggle, jiggle bone, jiggle bosoms, jigglers,
jigglies, jiggling, jiggling bone, jiggumbobs, jiggy-jig, jig-jag, jig-jig,
jig-jigger, Jim Dog, Jimbo, jimbrowsky, jimmy, Jing Jang, jing-jang,
jingleberries, jingle-jangle, Jink, Jinx, jism, Jizz, jizz jemmy, jizzbags,
Job, jobbing, jobblies, jock, Jockam, jockum, Joe Buck, jog, John, John
Thomas, John Thursday, John Tom, John Willie, Johnnie, Johnny Come lately,
Johnny One-Eye, Johnny One-Eye the, Johnny Rollicks, Johnny Rollocks,
Johnson, join giblets, join paunches, joining faces, joint, jokum cloy,
jolly member, Jolly Red Giant, jolly ride, jolly roger, jolly stick, jolt,
jottle, jounce, Joy, Joy Knob, Joy Prong, joy ride, joy stick, joyknob,
joystick, jubbies, jubblies, jubes, jublies, Jug, juggle, jugs, juice, Juice
Box, juicy peaches, juke, Julius Caesar, jumblaaters, jumble, jumbos,
jumbucks, Jump, jump bones, jump in the sack, Jump on One's Bones, jump
someone's bones, jump up and down, jungle meat, jungleberries, junior,
kahunas, kajoobies, kaks, Kanakas, Kazongas, kazoo, kelks, Ken Dodds,
kettledrums, Key, key to heaven, Keyhole, kick it with, kickapoo, Kidney
Cracker, Kidney Wiper, kielbasa, kinderwhore, King King Dong, King Member,
king-member, king's iron, kit, kitten's noses, knackers, knacks, knee
trembler, knick-knacking, knick-knacks, knitting needle, knob, knob it, knob
sack, knob-ache, knobbies, knobbing, knob-jockery, knobs, knobster, knock,
knock boots with, knock it off, knock it out, knock off a piece, Knocked Up,
Knocker, knockers, knocking boots, knocking the bottom out, knock-up, knot,
knot with, know, know someone biblically, know someone in the Biblical
sense, kosher dill, kosher meat, kosher pickle, labiate, labor leather,
lace, lace curtains, lactoids, lactopoietic glands, lad, Ladies' Delight,
Ladies' Fever, Ladies' Lollipop, ladies' plaything, Ladies' Tailoring,
Ladies' Treasure, ladles' tailoring, lady feast, Lady Jane, Lady's Low
Toupee, lady-ware, laid, lame duck, lamp of life, Lamp of Love, Lance, lance
in rest, Lance of life, lance of love, langer, lanoola, lap clap, Lapland,
laps around the track, large cock, last act, last compliment, last favor,
last liberties, Lather, Lather-Maker, Laverne and Shirley, lay, lay down,
lay off with, lay out, lay pipelay some pipe, Lay Some Pipe, lay somebody,
lay the hip, lay the leg, lay the log, lay the track, lay the wood, lay
tube, lay with the moon, lay your cane in a dusty corner, layed, laying some
cable, Lazarus, lead in your pencil, leak, leap, leap in the dark, Leap On,
leather cigar, leather dresser, leather stretcher, leg business, leg over,
leg sliding, lemons, Letch Water, Letch-Water, let's Adam-and-Eve it, lever,
lewd infusion, Lewis and Witties, lezzie, lib, libido bandido, licorice
stick, lie feet uppermost, lie on, lie under, lie with, Life Preserver,
Lifelong Friend, lift one's leg, lift the heels, lift-up, light the lamp,
limbless erast, limit, limp-dick, limp-prick, ling grappling, lingam, lip
work, lipstick, lithoid phallus, little acorns, Little Brother, little brown
eyeball, Little Buddy, Little Buddys buddies, Little Dickie, little dipper,
little drinks, Little Elvis, little engine, little finger, little friend,
little game of hide-the-sausage, little head, little man, Little Mary,
Little Peter, little pinkie, Little Sister is Here, little sliver of flesh,
Little Willie, Little Willy, Live Sausage, live wire, Liver Turner, Lizard,
load, loaded, loaded gun, loaves, lob, lob cock, lob in, lob it, lob it up,
lob prick, Lobcock, loblollies, Lobster, lobular hemispheres, lock in key,
Locker, log, loins, lollies, lollos, Lollypop, Long, long dong, Long Dong
Silver, Long John, long pole, long pork, long trade, Long-Eye, longfellow,
longhorn, look at the ceiling, Looking Piggy, loose coat game, lop cock,
lose the match and pocket the stakes, louisville slugger, Love, love apples,
love blobs, love bone, love bubbles, love buds, Love Dart, Love Gun, love
handle, Love Juice, love length, Love Liquor, love machine, love meat, love
muffins, love muscle, love nuts, love pads, love pick-lock, love pillows,
love pump, love sausage, love scepter, love spuds, love stick, love tool,
love torpedo, love trumpet, love truncheon, Love Tunnel, love work,
lovelies, lovely bunch of cokernuts, lovemaking, love-rod, lovers nuts,
loves battering ram, loves dribbling dart, loves engine, loves sensitive
truncheon, loves strawberries, love-wand, lovins, low Greek, low neck, Lower
Lips, lower male proboscis, low-hangers, Lucy, Lucy and Ethel, Lues,
luggage, Lulu, lulus, lumps, lunchbox, Lung Disturber, lung nuts, lung
warts, lungs, lust bone, lust shaft, lust sword, M & Ms, machine of love,
machinery, Mad Mick, Mae West, maggot, Magic Wand, magnum, Magpie's Nest,
maiden pinks, main vein, Majesty in Purple Cap, majonkers, Major Woody,
Make, make a statement in tail, make babies, make ends meet, make faces,
make feet for children's shoes, make feet for children's stockings, make it,
make it with, make love, make love to, make love with, make one grunt, make
out, make out with, make piggiesmake someone, make the beast with two backs,
make the bed springs creak, make the chimney smoke, make the scene, make
whoopee, Makin' Whoopee, making a deposit, making a dogs match of it, making
a hit, Making Babies, making bacon, making it, making love, making out,
making the beast with two backs, making whoopee, male begetting organ, male
cleaver, male genital appendage, male genital cleaver, male genital club,
male genital dispenser, male genital organ, male genital probe, male genital
teat, male gladiolus, male interfemoral infidel, male intruder, male knout,
male member, male membrum erectum, male monolith, male netherlands, male
organ, male organ of generation, male organ of reproduction, male organon,
male organs of generation, male organs of reproduction, male pendant, male
poker, male pouch, male pound of flesh, male pudendal trifler, male
pudendum, male reproductive organs, male satisfier, male sexual organ, male
sexual organon, male sinker, male urogenitial horn, maleness, mallet, mamas,
mamazulons, mamilla, mammaries, mammary glands, mammary mounds, mammets,
mammilate, mammilia, mamms, mams, man, Man Hole Cover, man in the, man in
the canoe, man mountain, Man Oil, man root, man steel, manapuas, manbone,
Manchester Cities, manchesters, mangoes, manhandle, Manhole, manhood,
Man-in-the-Canoe, manliness, manmeat, man-meat, man-on-top, Man-Root, man's
best leg of three, man's privaties, man's third leg, marabon stork, maracas,
marble halls, Marbles, marital duty, marital relations, marital rughts,
maritudinal erection, Mark of the Beast, Marquess of Lorne, Marquis de
Lorne, Marquis of Lorne, marriage gear, marriage joys, marrons, Marrow,
Marrow Bone, marrow-bone, Marshmallows, Mary Poppins, masculine part, mash
the fat, masobs, massive mammaries, Master John, Master John Thursday,
master member, Master of Ceremonies, master tool, masterpiece, mastos,
mastunculi, match ends, match with, matched set, mate, mate with, material
part, matinee, mating, mating meat, mating tool, matrimonial peacemaker,
matrimonial polka, mattress dancing, mattress jig, mattress mambo, mattress
marathon, Max Walls, maypole, mazoomas, mcguffies, means of generation,
meat, meat and two potatoes, meat and two veg, meat and two vegetables, meat
axe, meat case, meat cleaver, meat dagger, meat flute, meat for the butcher,
meat for the famished and the starving, meat for the needy, meat for the
poor, Meat Grinder, Meat Hook, meat injection, meat loaves, meat market,
meat puppet, meat whistle, meatballs, meat-seeking pissile, meatus longus,
meaty bites, meddle, meggs, meguffies, melons, Member, Member for Cockshire,
membrum virile, membrum virile erectum, membrum virile flaccidum, memories,
mentula, mercy fuck, merkin, merry bout, Merrymaker, mesh, mesoseinia, mess
around, mess around with, Mettle, mezoomas, Mickey, Mickey and Minnie,
middle finger, middle leg, middle stump, midgies, mighty meat, Mild, milk
bags, milk bar, milk bone, milk bottle, milk buckets, Milk Cans, milk
churners, milk factories, milk glands, milk jugs, milk sacks, milk shop,
milkers, Milkman, milkshakes, milky way, millimeter-peter, mimpins, Mingle
Limbs, mingle with, Miracle Meat, mish, missile, missile of Venus launched,
Mister Fuzzy, Mister Goodwrench, Mister Happy, Mister Poky, Mister Softy,
Mister Tom, Mister Wiggly, mix one's peanut butter, mochi hills, modigger,
mods and rockers, moisture missile, mole, molehills, moll, mollicoes,
mollies, mommy-daddy button, Mom's Homemade Slit Pie, mongolian cluster
fuck, mongolian cluster mother fucker, monkey, monkey business, Monthlies,
moon balloons, morner, Morning Drop, morning hard-on, morning pride, morning
wood, mort douce, mosobs, mosquito bites, most precious parts, mother
fucker, motherstrapalonian, Mound, mounds, mounds of lilies, mount, mount
everests, mount of lilies, Mount Pleasant, mountains, Mouse, moustache,
moustache ride, Mouth Mattress, Mouth-that-Cannot-Bite, moving parts, mow,
Mr. Big, Mr. Bluevein, Mr. Friendly, Mr. Priapus, Mr. Wong, Muck Rag,
mucket, muddle, muff, muff dive, muff missile, muffins, Mug, Mugget,
mulligans, multiply and be fruitful, mumbas, mump, mung, murphies, Muscle,
muscle of love, mushroom tip, Muss, mustard, mustard road, mutinous rogue,
mutt rag, mutton, mutton bayonet, Mutton Dagger, mutton gun, mutton musket,
My Body's Captain, My Buddy, My Friend, myrtle, mysteries of love, mysteries
of Venus, nackers, nacks, nad bag, nad sack, nadgers, nads, Naf, naff,
naffing, nags, nail, nail two bellies together, naked sinnasty, nameless
thing, nancies, Nards, nasty bits, national indoor game, national indoor
sport, natural member, natural parts, natural places, Natural Scythe,
naturals, nature's duty, Nature's Fonts, nature's founts, nature's scythe,
Nature's Tufted Treasure, naughties, naughty bits, naughty but nice, naughty
toy, naval engagement, nay-nays, Neapolitan Bone Ache, nearsighted,
Nebuchadnezzar, necessaries, Needle, needle-dick, negotiate the forested
chasm, Neighbors To the South, nenes, nervous cane, Nest, nest in the bush,
nether parts, nether proboscis, nether regions, nether work, Niagara Falls,
niblets, nice handfuls, nice pair of eyes, nice puppies, nice set, Niche,
nick, nick-nacks, nidge, nig, niggle, niggling, night baseball, night
exercises, night games, night physic, night stick, night work, nightcrawler,
Nimrod, nine iron, ninnies, ninny jugs, nip, nippers, nipplecrunchers,
nipply, nipply doo dahs, Nippy, nips, niptastic mate, nittits, nob, nobble,
nobby halls, nobs, nock, nodge, nodules, Noodle, noogies, Nook, nookey,
nookey push-push, nookie, nooky, nooner, Noony, Norgen-Vaazes, norgies,
norgs, norks, Norma Snockers, nose miner, notch, nothin cock, nub, nubbies,
nubbin, nubbing, nubbins, nubs, nudger, nug, nuggets, nuggies, nugging,
nugs, number three, nummies, num-nums, nums, nungers, nupies, nuptial
rights, nurtle, Nut, nutmegs, nutrageous, nuts, nuts and bolts, nutty buddy,
oak tree, Oat-Bin, oblige, oblisk, of classic proportions, Off, oil change,
Oil of Man, Ointment, okra and prunes, Old Adam, old bald game, old baldy,
Old Blind Bob, Old Damocles, old faceful, Old Faithful, Old Faithless, old
fart, old goat-peter, Old Hornington, Old Horny, old in and out, old in-out,
Old Joe, Old Mossyface, old one two, old one-eye, old slap and tickle, Old
Slimy, old warty cod, Omar the tentmaker, On the Bones, on the bonk, On the
Bun, on the honk, on the job, on the nest, On the Pole, on the rag, on the
stand, one eyed monster, one eyed whale, one eyed wonder worm, one man band,
one with the other, one-eyed, one-eyed Bob, one-eyed brother, one-eyed
demon, One-Eyed Milkman, one-eyed monk, one-eyed monster, One-Eyed Night
Crawler in the Turtle-Neck, one-eyed pants mouse, one-eyed snake, One-Eyed
Trouser, one-eyed trouser snake, One-Eyed Trouser Trout, One-Eyed Wonder,
one-eyed wonder worm, one-eyed worm, one-eyed zipper snake, one's person,
onion skin, onions, oomlaaters, open one's legs, open up to, open your legs,
oranges, orbs, orbs of snow, orchestra stalls, orchids, organ, Organ
Grinder, organ of reproduction, organs of generation, organum virile,
organum virile durum, organum virile erectum, ornaments, oscar, Oscar Meyer,
other, other parts, ottomans, Oven, over the shoulder, overblaaters, Oyster,
Oyster Catcher, package, pair, pair of Cupids kettledrums, pair of
headlights, pair of kettledrums, pair of mammaries, palookas, palpable
characters, pan handle, pancakes, Pant Muscle, panters, pantilever, pantry
shelves, pants philistine, pants python, Pants Rabbits, pants worm, pap
heads, papayas, papilla, paps, parallel parking, park the car in her garage,
park the pink cadillac, park the porpoise, park your yacht in hair harbor,
parts below, party, passion pole, pasties, Pat and Mick, Patch, pax wax,
peacemaker, peach of a pair, peaches, peaks, peanuts, pearl necklace, pears,
pebbles, pechitos, pecker, Pecker Tracks, pecker wood, peckerhead,
peckertracks, pecnoster, pectoral bubbies, pectoral bulges, pectoral
eminences, pectoral excurvations, pectoral handfuls, pectoral ninnies,
pects, peculator pecker, peculiar members, Pedro, pee-dee, peel, peel one's
best end, peenie, peep, Pee-Pee, peepee hole, peeper, peepers, peewee,
peezel, peg, pego, Pelt, Pen, penal dick, pencil, pencil and tassel, pencil
dick, pendulant breasts, Pendulum, penetrate, penicillus, penie, penile
erection, penis glans, penis immensus, penis in erectus, penisize,
penization, penovaginal intercourse, Penwiper, peppermint stick, Perch,
Percy, Perform, Period, perkies, personal relations, personalities, pestle,
pet snake, peter, phallacise someone, phallactory act, phallate, phallating,
phallating club, phallating stick, phallation, phallic cleraver, phallic
decorum, phallic erection, phallic pencil, phallic pendant, phallic prod,
phallic quencher, phallic scratcher, phallus, phallus adamantus, phallus
erectus, phallus induratus, phallus rigidus, phutz, phutzing, picayunes,
Piccolo, pichita de oro, pickle, pickle tickle, pickle-me-tickle-me,
pickleville, Picklock, picnic lunch, piddle, piddler, Pie, piece, piece of
ass, piece of flesh, piece of meat, Piece of Pussy, Piece of Snatch, piece
of tail, piggies, pike, Pikestaff, pile, Pile Driver, piledriver,
pile-driving, pilgrims staff, pillcock, pillicock, pillock, Pillowed,
pillows, pills, pimp, pimple-prick, pimples, pimples on a chest, pimples on
the chest, Pin, Pin Cushion, pin her legs back like a Safeway chicken,
pinga, pink bus, pink cadillac, pink oboe, pink pencil, pink pipe job, pink
torpedo, pinkler, pintle, pioneer of nature, Pipe, Pipe Cleaner, pipe job,
pipe outside, pips, piss, piss fat, Piss Flaps, piss handle, piss hard, piss
hard-on, piss off, piss on you, Piss Pins and Needles, piss proud, Piss Pure
Cream, Pisser, piss-pipe, pissworm, Pistol, piston, piston rod, Pit, pitch a
tent, pitching a tent in one's shorts, pity fuck, pixie stick, pizzle,
pizzler, placket-racket, plank, plant the oats, plaster of warm guts, play
at Adam and Eve, play at all fours, play at cock in cover, play at fathers
and mothers, play at in and out, play at itch-buttocks, play at lift the
leg, play at pickle-me-tickle-me, play at stallions and mares, play at tops
and bottoms, play at up-tails-all, play at wriggle your navels, play
belly-to-belly, play bouncy-bouncy, play doctor, play hide the bone, play
hide the hamster, play hide the salami, play hide the sausage, play hide the
weenie, play in the hay, play mothers and fathers, play mummies and daddies,
play night baseball, play one's ace, play one's ace of spade and receive the
jack, play rub-belly, play the first game ever played, play the national
indoor game, play the organ, play the trombone, play the two-back game, play
twenty toes, play with, Play-Doh, Playpen, plaything, pleasant eminences,
Pleasure Garden Padlock, plonk, plonker, plough, plough the back forty,
ploughing, ploughing the furrow, plow, pluck, pluck and trim, plug, plug
tail, plugging, Plugtail, plug-tail, pluke, plumb her depths, plumbing,
plumpies, Plums, plunger, plungers, P-maker, pneumatic bliss, Pocket, pocket
fisherman, Pocket Piccolo, pocket pool, Pocket Rocket, pocket the red,
pogo-stick, point, Pointer, pointers, points, points of interest, poke, poke
a stroke, Poke Hole, poke in the whiskers, poke the sushi, poke the yoke,
poke through the whiskers, Poker, pokers, poking, poking the bearded
triangle, poking the fire, poking the pork pole, Pole, pole work, poling,
polish one's ass on the top sheet, Polish Your Rocket, Polyphemus, pom-pom,
pom-poms, pontoons, ponts, pood, poon, poonj, poontang, poontanger, poonts,
pooper, Poor Man's Blessing, pop, Pop a Nut, pop your cookies, pop-a-choppop
it in, poperine pear, popsicle, popsicle stick, popular body parts, popular
parts of your anatomy, porcelain spheres, pork, pork dagger, pork enema,
pork sword, porking, porking de ho, porridge gun, portable pocket rocket,
Post, post a letter, potato finger, potatoes, potent regiment, pouch, poud,
poultice of warm guts, pound, pound cake, pound leather, pound the
bedsheets, pound the mound, pound the pork, poundering complexities,
Pounders, pounding, pounding your pud, prack, practice parallel parking,
prairie oysters, prang, pray with the knees upwards, Preggers, Preggy,
prepuce, press the flesh, pretty lungs, priapus, prick, Prick Juice, Prick
Purse, prickle, prick-pride, prick-proud, prick-scouring, prick-stand, Pride
& Joy, pride and joy, pride-of-the-morning, prides, prig, prigging, prigpas,
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands, Principal Skinner, princock, private
parts, private property, privates, privities, privy limb, privy limbs, privy
members, privy parts, Problem, prod, prodprong, prominent bosom, prong,
pronger, proud below the navel, proud inclination of the flesh, prunes,
pubes, pubickers, Pud, puddin', Pudding, pudendal intercourse, pudendal
intruder, pudendal pleasures, pudendal symphony, pudendal trifler, pudendus,
pulloff, pully hawly, pump, pump action mottgun, Pump Handle, pumping,
pumpkins, pumps, punch, punisher, punk, puny prick, Pup, puppies, puppy,
purple helmeted yogurt thrower, purple lollipop, purple-headed avenger,
purple-headed custard chucker, purple-headed love truncheon, purple-headed
meat puppet, purple-headed monster, purple-headed warrior, Purple-Helmeted
Warrior of Love, purple-throbber, purple-veined tonsil-tickler, purse, pus
glands, push, push in the bush is worth two in the hand, push in the truck,
pushpin, push-push, pus-rod, pussfruit, pussy, pussy diver, pussy fart,
pussy feeder, pussy fodder, pussy pleaser, pussy plunger, pussy-fucker,
pussy-poker, pussy-sticker, put and take, put four corners on the spit, put
his snake through her grass, put it in, put it in and break it, put it into,
put it out of sight, put it to, put it to her, put the blocks to, put the
boots, put the boots to, put the devil into hell, put the tool in the shed,
putout, putter, putter in the hole, putting on the pot, putting Percy to
bed, putz, pygmies' cocks, pylon, python, queefer, queen, queenies, queer,
quelch, Quickening Peg, quickie, quiff, quiffing, quiff-splitter, quim,
quimming, Quimstake, quim-stake, quim-stick, Quimsticking, quim-sticking,
quim-wedge, quim-wedging, Quiver, rabbit, racks, radish, Rag, Ragging,
Ragtime, raincoat, raise a gallop, raisin bag, rake out, Ram, ram charger,
ram it, ram your rod, rammer, ramming, Ramrod, randy, ranger, ranlum
scrantum, rantum scantum, rasberry ripple, rasher, rasp away, raspberries,
rat, rattle, Raw Meat, real piece, ream, Reamer, Rector of the Females, Red
Cap, Red Flag, red hot poker, red lobster, Red Sails in the Sunset, redcap,
reeling in the fish, regular trick, relations, reproductive organs, rest and
recreation, rib cushions, Richard, ride, ride rantipole, ride St. George,
ride the bologna pony, ride the hobby horse, ride the skin bus into Tuna
Town, ride the spike, ride the wild ponyriding St. George, riding the
baloney pony, riding the cotton pony, riding the elephant trunk of joy,
riding the nag, rifle, rig, rigid digit, rim job, ring snatching, rip her
guts down, rip off, rip off a quick piece, rise, rise in the Levis, rising
beauties, rites of love, rites of spring, rites of Venus, road, Road Up for
Repairs, roaring horn, roaring jack, roasting the broomstick, rock, rock and
roll, rock formation, rock python, rock someone's world, Rocket, rocking
chair, rocks, rocks off, rod, rod of love, rodding, rodger, Rodney, rod-on,
roger, Roger the Lodger, rogering, roll, roll in the hay, rollies, rolling
about, Rolling Pin, rollocks, roly-poly, romp, romping, rooster, root,
rooting, rootle, rope a poke, roplopos, Rose, rosebuds, rosy red
reproductive rod, roto-rooter, rough rubber, rough trade, roundhead,
roundies, roust, rout, routing, royal jewels, rub bacons, rub bellies, rub
groins together, rub leather, rub offal, rub up, rubadub, rub-a-dub, rubber,
rubbing bacons, rubbing uglies, rubigo, Rudder, rude bits, rude parts,
ruffian, rule of three, rumble, rumbusticate, rummage, rump, rump work,
rumping, Rumple, rumple foreskin, rumpo, rump-shaker, rump-splitter,
rump-splitting, rumpty-tumpty, rumpy-dumpy, rumpy-pumpy, runts, Rupert,
Russel the, Russel the Wonder Muscle, Russian duck, rutting, ryde, sack,
sack o' nuts, sacrifice to Venus, saggers, sagging summer squash, saggy pig
tits, Salami, Salt, salty dog, salty yogurt slinger, sandbags, Sandra
Bullocks, sardsaw off a chunk, Sausage, Saw off a Chunck, saw off a piece,
scale, scalloped potatoes, scar-crossed prunes, scatfan, Sceptre, schlong,
schmeegle, schmekel, schmock, schmuck, schnitzel, schwantz, schwanz,
schwing, scones, scoops, scope, score, score between the posts, score with,
scorz, scrapping, screw, screw one's head off, screw the arse off, screw the
ass off, screwdriver, Screw-Hole, screwing, scrog, scrot, scrot sack,
scrote, scrump, scrumping, Scum, scumbag, scurvy end, scuttle, Scutz Around,
seafood, seals, Seam Squirrels, secret parts, secret services, secret works,
secrets, see, see a man about a dog, see stars, see the King, Seed, Seeds,
seeing-to, semen shooter, SEMEN-RELATED, semiglobes, Senator Packwood,
sensitive plant, sensitive truncheon, serpent, service, set, set of jugs,
seventy-one, sew up, sex act, sex bone, sex glands, sex job, sex meat, sex
organ of the male, sex stalk, sexercises, Sexing Piece, sexlove, sexocet
missile, sexperience, sexpression, sexual act, sexual commerce, sexual
communion, sexual concourse, sexual congress, sexual conjunction, sexual
embrace, sexual intercourse, sexual intercoursing, sexual intimacy, sexual
knowledge, sexual liaison, sexual relations, sexual relief, sexual union,
Shack Up, shaft, shaft of Cupid, shaft of delight, shafting, shag, shag like
a rattlesnake, shag your lugs off, shagging, shake, shake the sheets,
shakers, shaking, shaking the sheets, share a bed with, share a pillow with,
sharpen the pencil, sheath, sheath the sword to the hilt, sheltering under
the pink umbrella, shift-work, shimmies, shit, shit factory, shit heel, shit
stabber, shit stick, shitarse, shitass, shlong, shmendrik, Shmock, shmok,
shmuck, shock absorbers, shoot, Shoot Between Wind and Water, shoot between
wind and water, shoot downstairs, shoot in the bush, shoot in the tail,
Shoot Off, Shoot One's Wad, Shoot Your Wad, shootin' putty at the moon,
shooting iron, shooting stick, shop, short, short and curlies, short arm,
Short Arm Practice, short hairs, short leg, shot at the front door, Shot in
the Giblets, shoulder boulders, shove, shove it, shove-straight, shoving the
beaver with the lever, shrimp, shriveller, shtick, shtoop, shtup, Shvontz,
Sick, Siff, Silent Flute, silky appendage, silver penny, sin, sinbad, sink
the pink, sink the sailor, sink the sausage, sink the soldier, sink the sub,
sinking the battleship, sinking the pork sword, sinking the sausage, sinking
the sub, sit on it, sit on one's face, Sit-up, sixty-eight, sixty-nine,
skeeze, skewer, skin, skin flute, skin sacks, skin the cat, skin the live
rabbit, skin the pizzle, skinclad tube, skinned, sklook, skroging, slabs,
slam, slam her clam, slam some ham, slam spunk, slamming, slap and tickle,
slap 'n tickle, slap skins, slapping skins, slash, Slashers, sleep together,
sleep with, sleeping bag, sleeping beauty, slice her, slice of damp, slice
the legs off, Slime, slip a length, slip her a hot beef injection, slip her
a length, slip her a quick crippler, slip her a tube steak, slip her one,
slip her the whale, slip in, slip into, slip it to, slip it to her, slip one
a hot beef injection, slip someone a length, slippin' and slidin',
slip-sliding away, slit, slither, sloppy seconds, Slot, slug, slugs,
slurpee, small arm, small person, smarties, smeat, smeg, smock service,
smockage, smoke, smosabs, smucking, smudges, smurfs, snag, snake, snake
boogie, snapper, snappin' pussy, snatch, snatch pointer, Snatch-Box, snib,
snizzling, snorbs, snorker, snotmonster, snotty, snug, snuggle pups, Soap,
socialize, Socket, soft cadaby, softest part of a woman's torso, solicitor
general, soul roll, southern hemisphere, Sove Devil, Spades, Spanish Needle,
spear, spear the bearded clam, speed bags, speed bumps, Spend, spend the
night with, Spendings, Sperm, sperm 'n egg omlette, sperm sack,
spermapositor, Spew, spheres, Spigot, spike, spiked phallus, Spike-Faggot,
Spindle, spit, spitfire, spitter, spitting cobra, splat your fat, split,
split a kipper, split-mutton, Split-Rump, splitting the hamster, Spoil,
spooge gun, spooters, sporran, sport of the masses, sport of Venus, sporting
some wood, Sportsman's Gap, spot of hard breathing, spot of heavy breathing,
Spout, Spratz, spread for someone, spread your legs, spreading the folds,
spreading the mayo, sproglodyte, spuds, Spume, Spunk, spunk dump, spunk
factories, Spunk Holders, Spunky, spurm gun, square someone's circle,
squashing the meat, squashy bits, squat jump in the cucumber patch, Squat
Jumps in the Cucumber Patch, Squattin' on the Hog, squatting on the hog,
squeeze and a squirt, Squirrel Food, Squirt, St. Peter, stab, stab in the
thigh, stable, stable my naggle, stable one's naggle, stacked, stacks,
Staff, stag, stalk, stand, stand a push, standard, standing, standing
member, stand-on, Stank, Stank Cock, stanley the power drill, Starch,
star-gazer, Steak, Steam Room, Steaming Hot Kanga, steel beam, steely dan,
stem, stemmer, stick, stick and bangers, stick it, stick it in, sticker,
sticking it in and pulling it out, stickshift, sticky finger, sticky spud
gun, stiff, stiff deity, stiff one, stiff peter, stiff stander,
stiff-and-stout, stiff-on, stiffy, Sting, stinger, stits, stocking stuffer,
stones, stonk, stonker, stonkers, stonk-on, Stop Sign, stork, Storked,
Stormy Dick, stout warrior, straight lay, Strain, strap, strapping,
strawberries, stretch leather, stretcher, string and nuggets, strip one's
tarse, stroking it, strop one's beak, strum, stub your chub, stubs, stud,
stud meat, study astronomy, stuff, stuff her muff, stuff her the bunny,
stuff it, stuffing, stuffy, Stump, Stung By a Serpent, subagitate,
subagitation, suckoff, Sugar Basin, sugar bowl pie, Sugar Stick, Sunday
best, Sunday clothes, superdick, superdroopers, superdupers, swack,
Swallowed a Watermelon Seed, swanska, Sweater, sweater dandies, sweater
meat, sweater treats, sweaterful, sweep out the chimney, sweet agony, sweet
death, sweet glands, sweet line, sweet meat, sweet rolls, sweets, swelling,
Swing, swinge, Swingers, swinging the ax, switchel, swive, swizzle stick,
Sword, swyve, syph, tabs, tackle, taco, tadge, tadger, tadpole carrier,
tail, Tail Flowers, tail high, Tail Juice, tail one's guts out, tail pike,
Tail Pin, tail tackle, tail wagging, Tail Water, tail work, tail-job,
tail-line, tail-tickling, Tail-Work, take a roll with, take a trip around
the parsley patch, take a turn in Bushy Park, take a turn in Cock Alley,
take a turn in the bush, take a turn in the hair court, take a turn in the
hay, take a turn in the stubble, take a turn on Love Lane, take a turn on
Mount Pleasant, take a turn on Shooters Hill, Take a Turn on Shooter's Hill,
take a turn on the aphrodisiacal tennis court, take a turn through the
stubble, take in and do for, take in beef, take in cream, take it in, take
it out in trade, take Nebuchadnezzar out to grass, take someone, take
someone to bed, take the starch out of somone, take to bed, taking a ride,
taking an albino piss, taking her temperature with a meat thermometer,
taking old one-eye to the optometrist, taking the old skin boat to tuna
town, tale of two cities, talk, Tallow, tallywacker, tallywag, tallywagger,
tallywags, tallywhacker, Tally-Whacker, tamales, tame her shrew, tannhauser,
tan-trousered snake, tap, tap your tailpipe, target practice, tarn wags,
tarrywags, tarse, tarzoon, Tassel, tatas, tater tots, taters, tatties,
teacups, teapot, Tear, Tear off a Piece, tear off a piece of tail, tear the
sheets, teats, teenie-weenie, Temple of Low Men, temporary priapism,
tenant-in-tail, tender agony, tender tumour, tent, tent peg, Tent Pig, tent
po le, terror of virgins, test the mattress, testes, testicular sac,
testimonials, testosities, tether one's nag, tetinas, tetitas, tetons,
Texan, Texas longhorn, That Time, That Way, the, The Bald-Headed Champ, the
bold thing, The boys, The Captain is at Home, The Curse, The Disappearing
Cane Trick, The Foe, The girls, The Hammock is Swinging, The Matrimonial
Polka, the muffin, The Old Dog, The Plague, The Pointer Sisters, The Thing,
The twins, The uniboob, The Visitor, Thelma and Louise, Thing, thing-a-ling,
thingamabobs, thingamajigs, thingamaling, thingie, thingmajigs, thingumbobs,
thingummies, thingummy, thingy, Third Leg, Thistle, Thomas, thorn in the
flesh, thousand pities, thread, thread the needle, threateners, three card
trick, three-inch fool, threepenny bits, three-piece set, three-piece suit,
thrill and chill, throb knob, Throbber, throbbing member, throbbing muscle
of pure love, Throbbing Python of Love, throw, throw a boff into, throw a
bop into, throw a fuck into, throw a hump, throw a leg over, throw a screw
into, Throw a Shot, throw one a hump, throw one's dagger, throwing the pork,
thrum, thrust, thumb, thumb of love, thump, thumper, Thursday, tickle,
tickle faggot, Tickle-Gizzard, tickler, tickle-tail, tickle-toby, tickling
the fancy, tick-tack, tic-tac smuggling, tic-tacs, tidbits, tiddelly pod,
tie the lover's knot, tie the true lover's knot, ties, Tiff, tiffing,
tiki-tiki, tillage, tilt on one's kilt, tilting, Timbered, tip, tip the long
one, tired-rabbit, tiskies, tit for tats, tit fuck, tit tips, tit-bit,
tit-bits, titch, tits, TITS!, tittens, Titters, titties, tittle-bat, TNT, To
Be Intimate, todger, tokhes, Tom Doolies, Tom Thumb, Tom tit, tomatoes,
Tommy, Tommy Rollicks, Tommy Rollocks, tom-tom, tong, tonk, Tons of Basket,
Tons of Meat, tonsil wrench, toobsnake, toobsteak, tool, tool bag, tool it,
tool of pleasure, Tool-Chest, tooling, tooling in the woods, toora-loorals,
toot meat, tooters, toothache, tootsie roll, top buttocks, top heavy, top
ones, top set, top-balls, top-heavy, tops and bottoms, topside, toraloorals,
Torch of Cupid, Torch or Cupid, torpedoes, tosh, toss in the hay,
tossergash, touch-on, touch-trap, towel rack, towns and cities, Toy, Toy
Shop, tracy bits, trade, trap stick, Trap-Stick, tray bits, Treasure Chest,
treasure chests, tree of life, tree of love, tref, tremblers, Trench,
Triangle, trick, Tricky Dicky, trifle, trigger, Trim, Trim the Buff,
trimtrim the buff, trip down the mine shaft, trip up the Rhine, trolley and
truck, trombone, tromboning, trot out one's pussy, trounce, Trouser
Anaconda, trouser ferret, trouser mauser, trouser serpent in the grass,
trouser snake, trouser tent, trouser trick, trouser trout, trouser trumpet,
trouser truncheon, trouser worm, Trout, trumpet, truncheon, try it for size,
try it on for size, trypan, Tube, tube of meat, tube steak, tube steak
boogie, tube-steak, tug muscle, tumble, tumefied phallus, tumescent, tummy
banana, tummy-tickler, tummy-tickling, Tumple, tuna, tuna taco, Tunnel,
Tunnel of Love, tup, turd, turgid bayonet, turkey baster, turkey neck, turn,
Turn Up, turn up one's tail, turned on, turnip, Turns, turrets, turtleneck
sweater, twang, twanger, twangers, twat, twat raking, twatting,
tweeterfrank, Tweeze, twiddle, twiddle-diddler, twiddle-diddles, twig, twig
and berries, twin hills, twin lovelies, twin peaks, twins, twist a leg,
Twitcher, two beebees on a bread board, two dots and a dash, two on the
town, two raisins on a bread board, two rounded hillocks, two-backed beast,
twofers, two-handed put, udders, Ugandan affairs, Ugandan discussions,
uglies, ugly, ugly deed, ugly little dog Dick, ultimate favor, umlauts,
uncle, Uncle Dick, Uncle Jim and the twins at attention, under par, Under
the House, undercarriage, underpant eel, underparts, unemployed, union,
unit, unite, unite oneself with, unmentionables, unruly member, unsliced
bologna, unspoken language of love, up a bone, Up and Coming, up her way, up
in you, up the old dirt road, Up the Stick, up to the bumper, up to the
hilt, up to your apricots in kipperland, up to your nuts in guts, up your
arse, up your ass, upper deck, upper decks, upper regions, upper works,
up-pointed male spike, upright, upright grand, ups, ups and downs, upscope,
upstairs, up-tails-all, Urals, urinary petcock, urogenital tailpiece,
useless, Vag, Vaginal Blood Fart, vaginal dilator, vaginal intercourse,
vaginate, vagination, vagino-phallic interaction, valley, Varnish One's
Cane, Vault, vavooms, vegetable stick, veiled twins, vein laden meatpipe,
veiny bang stick, veiny salami, velvet orbs, venereal act, Venerean mirth,
venery, Venetian blinds, venture, Venus Highway, verge, Vertical Smile, very
best, VIP, virgins dream, virile member, virile reflex, virilia, vitals,
vitamin F, vomer, Vomiting Cobra, voorsch, voos, waawaas, wab, wad, wag,
wagons, wake up with Jake up, waldos, walking sperm, walking tripod,
wallopies, wallow, wammer, wammers, Wand, wang, wang bone, wangdoodle,
wanger, wang-tang, wank stick, wank tanks, wanker, wanking, wankrod, wap,
wares, warheads, warm one's bed, warts, watch and seals, water engine, water
pistol, water spout, water worker, water works, waterbags, watermelons,
waterworks, Wazoo, wazzock, wazzojugs, Weapon, wear a turtleneck sweater,
wear it up in curls, wear it up in pins, Wearing the Bulky Roll, wedding
kit, wedding tackle, Wedge, wedge bone, Wedged Up, wee, wee-man, weener,
weenie, wee-wee, weiner, weinie, well hung, well-endowed, well-equipped,
Well-Favored by Nature, well-furnished, well-hung, well-knobbed,
well-loaded, welt, Wentworth Falls, western laywet bottom, Wet Cave of Lust,
wet dream, wet noodle, wet one's wick, wet spaghetti, wet the worm, wetting
the willy, whack it up, Whacker, whackoff, whale some babe, whalebone, wham,
whamdanglers, whammer, whammers, whang, whang bone, whangdoodle, whanger,
what Eve did with Adam, What Mother Did, what mother did before me,
whatchamacallit, whatsis, whatsit, whatsus, whatzis, wheezer, Whip, whip
whistle, whirlygigs, whisker splitter, whisky dick, whistle, White Blow,
White Honey, white owl, whitewash, whitewash your guts, whoa mammas, whoopie
stick, whopper, whoppers, Whore-Pipe, Wick, Wicked Willie, wiener,
wienering, wienie, wife's best friend, wigga-wagga, wiggle, wild ride on the
baloney pony, wild rogue, Wilde Oscar, Willie, willy, willy the burping
worm, Wilma and Betty, wimpy dick, Wind the Clock, wind up the clock, Window
Blind, wingding, wingdoodle, Wingle, winkie, winkie wankie woo, winkle,
winky, winky bag, winny-popper, Wire, wishbone, wistle, With Squirrel,
witnesses to ones virility, wobblers, wobbly bits, womanize, woman's
bunnies, Woman's Home Companion, womb broom, womb bruiser, womb brush, womb
cannon, womb ferret, wombies, women pleaser, won ton, Wonder, wong, wongas,
wonger, wonk, wood, Woodrow, woody, Woody Johnson, woofer, wooley booger,
wooly west, Wooly-Booger, wooter, wop, Work, work the dumb oracle, work the
hairy oracle, work up, Workout, Works, world, Worm, worm with a nazi helmet,
wriggle navels, wriggling pole, wriggling stick, wrinkled dick, wuf, wurst,
yabbos, yack, yams, Yang, yang fella, yarbles, Yard, yardage, yards of
personality, Yasser, Yasser Crackafat, Yawne, yentz, yield one's favors,
ying-yang, yodeling in the gulley, yongles, Yosh, you-know-what, your pud,
yoyo, yummies, yum-yum, yutz, zab, zack, zaftig, zap, zeppelins, zeps,
zig-zig, zinzanbruck, zipperfish, zoftig, zoob, zoobrick, zubb, Zubrick,
zucchini. air biscuit n. Fart; botty burp. As in "Has somebody launched an
air biscuit?" almond n. 1. Penis. From the rhyming slang, almond rock -
cock. 2. An imperial measure of semen; approximately one stomach full. anal
announcement n. Fart; botty burp; trouser trumpet. Apache n. Sex without a
condom. Riding bare back. apple catchers n. Generously proportioned
knickers. aris n. Convoluted cockney rhyming slang for arse. From
Aristotle - bottle - bottle and "glarse"- arse. arse-feta n. The cheese (qv)
matured in the narrow passage leading to Cadbury Alley (qv). arse-grapes n.
Descriptive term for haemorrhoids. arse-piss n. Diarrhoea; rusty water (qv);
the shits. arseholed a. intoxicated; having consumed an excessive amount of
alcohol. art pamphlet n. A jazz mag; one handed reading material. assets n.
Of British tabloid journalism, a girls breasts. aunt Mary n. Vagina. axe
wound euph. Vagina. B B.S. US abbr. Bullshit. baby bullets euph. See baby
gravy. baby gravy euph. Semen; smegma. Also baby boullion. bacon bazooka
euph. Penis; pork sword; the pink oboe (qv) bag ladies' period n.
Superlative of foul tasting. baibhe (bye-b) Gaelic n. A rough old slapper; a
boot (qv). bald man in a boat euph. Vagina; hairy pie (qv). Ballarat Aus. n.
A fully erect penis. As in Tow are you gettin' on Bruce?" "Bleedin'
marvellous Sheila. I'm nearly at Ballarat". See also Lake Wendouree. ball
buster n. Sexually aggressive female; cock chomper. bang v. To have sex; to
shag. e.g. 'We were banging, like a shite house (qv) door in the wind". n. A
sexual encounter; a shag. banjo n. On the penis, that thin ridge of skin
connecting the polo neck to the bobby's helmet (qv). bannocks interj. Scotts
equivalent of bollocks. n. Jockspeak for knackers; plums (qv). baps
(baaah-ps) n. N. Ireland Breasts. e.g. "Phoaar! Will yer just look at the
baps on that?' Barclays rhym. slang A wank; five finger shuftle; hand shandy
(qv). Barclays bank - wank. barf v. To vomit; puke; bowk. bargain bucket n.
An overemployed and over-stretched fanny. barking spider n. Ringpiece; anus;
chocolate starfish (qv). barse n. The perineum; that little bit between your
balls and your arse. bash-the-bishop euph. To masturbate; toss; bank with
Barclays (qv). bazookas n. A pair of big tits; whoppers. bean flicker n.
Lesbian. beard n. A woman married to a gay man in order to conceal his
homosexuality. As in: "Do you reckon that Sophie's a beard then, or what?"
See also whiff of lavender, frock. bear trappers hat sim. Hairy front
bottom. As in "She had a fanny like a bear trapper's hat". Also Davy
Crockett's hat. bearded clam Aus. attr. Barry Humphries Vagina; fanny.
beat-the-meat euph. To avail oneself of a ham shank, perform the
five-knuckle-shuffle (qv). beaver cleaver n. Male weapon used in axe wounds.
bed flute n. Musical variation on the pink oboe (qv). beef bayonet euph.
Penis; cock, pork sword; love torpedo. beef curtains euph. Labia. beetle
bonnet euph. Female pubic mound, esp. shaven. From the popular VW car.
Belgian biscuit n. A vile and non specific sex act performed by the staff of
a rub-a-tug shop (qv). As in 'How much? Fifty quid, eh? Does that include
Belgian biscuit?" Belisha beacon n. Flashing orange globe on a black and
white pole, named after the Transport Minister in 1934. bell end euph. The
glans of the penis; purple helmet (qv). bell-swagged a. To be endowed with a
large bell end on a contrastingly small stem or shaft. bender n. 1. Drinking
spree; Leo Sayer (qv). 2. A queer fella. See gender bender. berry n. A
sexual deviant; kinky person; one who shags animals. biffin n. Sweat
secreted in the biffin bridge (qv) area during intercourse. biffin bridge n.
See barse. biffon n. That part of the female anatomy between the bottom and
the vagina, which the man's balls biff on during intercourse. bikini burger
n. See hairy pie. Billy Mill roundabout n. The climactic point of
masturbation. From the A1058 Coast Road in Newcastle. e.g. "MY mum walked in
just as I was coming up to the Billy Mill roundabout". See also vinegar
strokes (qv). Billy Wright Famous Everton footballer, latterly rhyming slang
for shite. bint n. Derogatory term for a silly old slapper; a bird; bit of
fluff. biscuits n. The contents of the stomach after a heavy night`s
drinking. As in "Get me a bucket, quick, I'm gonna chuck me biscuits". blart
n. Female vagina. Also collective n. Women; totty (qv). e.g. 'Golly gosh!
This pub is heaving with blart". bliff n. Minge; front bottom. bliff mag n.
Pornographic magazine; jazz mag (qv); art pamphlet. blit n. See blart. blob
n. Condom; rubber; rubber Johnny (qv). blow mud v. To noisily expel a loose
stool; crop spray (qv). blue-veined custard chucker n. Penis. Also blue
veined piccolo, blue veined Havana. bobby's helmet n. Bell end. From the
distinctive shape of the British police constable's hat. boff v. To fuck
(qv). boiler n. An ugly woman one would prefer not to service. bollocks n.
1. Nonsense; balls, as in: 'That's utter bollocks". 2. Knackers; balls, as
in: 'Them's massive bollocks". bomb bay n. The arse; the area of one's body
towards which the rear gunner (qv) is attracted. boner US n. An erection;
stifly. bonk v. To boff (qv). bonk-on n. Erection, as in: `A copy of Fiesta
and a box of tissues please, Mr Newsagent. I've got a right big bonk on".
Boris n. used by females Vagina. bosch v. To drill a hole between cubicles
in a public lavatory for the purpose of spying on, or making your cock
available to, your neighbour (for example, the future Bishop of Durham).
bott v. A sex act performed by botters (qv). botter (bot-ah) n. He who
botts. Bourneville Boulevard euph. Arse; fudge tunnel. Used to denote
homosexuality, as in: 'I believe he strolls down the Bourneville Boulevard".
Bovril bullets n. Stools; excrement. bowk v. To barf, vomit; boy up; create
a pavement pizza (qv). Bowling from the Pavilion end euph. Botting (qv). box
of assorted-creams Aus. n. A sexually promiscuous female, as in: `Watch
yourself there Bruce, that one's a right Box of Assorted Creams". box n. 1.
Vagina. As in: "Look at that lovely little box". 2. In cricket, a
gentleman's protective device worn around the undercarriage (qv). As in:
"Eeeeargh! I wish I'd worn a box". breast fest n. The summer months during
which women sunbathe topless. brim n. The skirting around the base of one's
helmet (qv). Bristols ryhm. slang Tits. From Bristol Citys - titties. brown
bullet-hole euph. Bumhole; barking spider (qv). brown hatter n. One who
bowls from the Pavilion end (qv) and in so doing tarnishes his bobbies
helmet (qv). brown sword n. See banjo. brown trout n. A shite. brown pipe
engineer n. A plumber who comes in the tradesman's entrance. brown wings n.
The honour bestowed on a man after he has completed a successful spell of
bowling from the Pavilion end (qv). BSH abbr. British Standard Handful. The
unit by which breasts are often measured. bucket fanny n. A spacious vagina.
Also Tardis fanny / twat. buffty Scotch n. A gay man. build a log cabin
euph. To pass an enormous, solid stool. As in: 'I wouldn't go in there mate
Someone's just built a log cabin" bulldog eating porridge euph. The vagina
in the aftermath of sex. From Shakespear's Henry IV. "Lo, I see my ladies'
bulldog hath been eating porridge again". bullshat v. Past tense of
bullshit. As in 'Me liar, he bullshat me. bum bandit n. A robber, outlaw or
highwayman, who steals people's bottoms. bum chain n. A rather intimate
version of the Conga danced by those on the other bus (qv). bum cigar n. In
after dinner conversation, a stool. "Well, if you'll excuse me I think I'll
nip upstairs and light a bum cigar". bunk up n. 1. Bonk; shag, As in:
'Darling, you look beautiful tonight. Any chance of a bunk up?" 2.
Assistance climbing, as in: "Shit. I'm so pissed I can't get onto the bed.
Giz a bunk up will ya?" burp the worm See bash-the-bishop. bury a quaker
euph. To release a payload from the bomb bay (qv). C cabbage n. Girls; totty
(qv). As in "I'm looking forward to going out this evening. I hope to get
some cabbage". cable laying euph. To excre solid stools. As opposed to crop
spraying (qv). Cadbury Alley n. See Bourneville Boulevard. camel's foot n.
Of leggings and tight jeans, those folds generate in a ladies crotch when
they an pulled up too tightly. See also Twix lips. can US n. Bottom.
Captain's Pie n. 1. Hairy pie; haddock pastie (qv). 2. Of ship's catering,
that pie which belongs to the captain. carnival knowledge n. Latin phrase
meaning to have intimidate relations with. As in: "Have you had carnival
knowledge with your wife within the last two weeks?" carpenter's dream euph.
Sexually promiscuous woman. As in: "Flat as a board, and easy to screw".
carpet muncher euph. One who eats hairy pie (qv). Nothing to do with pillow
biting. Casanova's rubber sock n. Condom; blob (qv). cauliflower euph. Sex.
e.g. "I fancy doing a bit of cauliflower'. From 18th C. slang for vagina.
cavalier n. Uncircumcised penis. Chalfonts rhym. slang Haemorrhoids. As in:
Chalfont St. Giles - piles. chapel hat pegs simile used describe large,
erect nipples. A in: "Phoarr! She had nipples like chapel hat pegs'. Also
pygmies cocks. Charlies n. 70s Tits; breasts. charms n. In British tabloid
journalism, the breasts. chebs n. Tits; breasts. cheese See knob-cheese.
cheese ridge n. The fertile area of the penis where knob cheese (qv) is
cultivated. Also banjo (qv). cheesey wheelbarrow n. The penis, as it might
appear while being pushed by an uphill gardener (qv). chichis Mexican n.
Tits; breasts. chocolate chimney sweep euph. He who applies his purple
headed womb broom (qv) to dirtier duties. chocolate eye n. Bumhole.
chocolate speedway also chocolate whizzway n. Bumhole; poop chute. chocolate
speedway rider n. Botter (qv). chocolate starfish n. See chocolate eye,
speedway, etc. choke the chicken euph. See bash the bishop; burp the worm.
choozies Aus. n. Tits; breasts. chopper n. Penis. As in: 'That Andy Cole
couldn't score in a brothel with a £50 note wrapped round his chopper'.
chubblies n. A fat woman's choozies (qv). chuck your muck euph. To drain
one's spuds; ejaculate. chuckles n. Balls. chuff 1. v. To pass wind; shoot a
bunny rabbit. e.g. "Oops! Best open a window vicar. I believe I've just
chuffed". 2. n. Vagina; ladies front bottom. chuff mountain EEC n. Surplus
of woman guests at a party. chuffle plug n. Tampon. chunder v. To produce a
pavement pizza (qv); barf (qv). chutney farmer euph. A manwho rears
chocolate starfish (qv); botter (qv). Also chutney ferret. chutney locker n.
Rectum. cirelejerk n. A shared round of hand shandies (qv). clagnuts n.
Dangleberries (qv). Also tagnuts. clam jousting n. A sexual encounter
between lesbians. Also Velcro fastening. clam smacker n. A lesbian. clarts
n. Tacky excrement, such as would cling to the lavatory bowl above the water
level rather than slip into the water. clear the custard euph. To have a
long overdue wank. e.g. "Ooooooh I've got balls like boulders. I'd better
nip upstairs and clear the custard'. clinkers Aus. n. Difficult to remove
poo particles; winnits; kling-ons. cludgie n. Shithouse (qv); lavatory;
thunderbox. clusterfuck n. A regrettable situation of immense idiocy. coco
sombrero n. Mexican variation of brown hat. combustofiatulation n. The
highly dangerous act of flame throwing with one's trouser trumpet. conkers
See hairy conkers. Constable n. A roughly shaven minge. copper bolt v. A
solid stool. corybungo n. Arse; backside. costume drama n. The frantic
behaviour of a woman who cannot decide what to wear for a party. See also
period drama. cottage v. To go house hunting on Bourneville Boulevard (qv),
looking for something a bit more solid than a log cabin (qv). council
gritter rhyming slang Arsehole; dirtbox, Council gritter - shitter. As in:
"Watch that one. I hear he takes it up the council gritter'. Also Gary
Glitter. crab ladder n. Penis. cranberry dip n. A special recipe for hairy
pie (qv) available only during rag week (qv). crapper n. Lavatory. From the
German inventor of the self-cleaning water closet, Thomas Shitehousen. cream
v. To ejaculate. crouton n. An erection; bone. crop spraying euph. To have
diarrhoea. As opposed to cable laying (qv). For example, a doctor may
enquire: "So; how's your old Gary Glitter? Have you been cable laying or
crop spraying" cumulo nimbus n. The posh Latin term for oral sex; the
stimulation of the clematis. cunt bubble 1. n. An air lock up the fanny,
often leading to a minge burp. 2. interj. Something Paul Whicker says when
punching the bishop (as opposed to bashing the bishop). cupcake n. A small
quantity of fart-gas caught in the palm of the hands and then deposited in a
person's face. curd n. Jizz, or gism (qv). curl one off v. To carefully
deliver a stool. - curler n. A lump of excrement so delivered, Also crimp
off a length naval slang. cut the cheese euph. To fart. D dags Aus. n.
Dangleberries (qv). dangleberries n. Winnits; excrement adhering to the
hairs around a badly wiped bottom. dick wheat US n. Male pubic hair. Also
dick weed. diddles See diddy ride. diddy ride See tit wank. diesel dyke US
n. Butch lesbian; stone (qv); fanny nosher. dinner masher n. A diner who
arrives on the other bus (qv). dirtbox n. Rectum. dishonourable discharge n.
The shameful result of bashing the bishop (qv). dobber n. A semi-erect
penis. dog n. Hound; boiler; tug boat; sea monster. dog's bollocks euph.
Bees knees; donkey's knob. dog's egg n. A dog turd, often 'laid' on the
pavement. dog's match n. Any sexual encounter in public place, in bushes,
doorways, under lamp posts etc. doggies n. Intercourse in the position
adopted by dogs, usually near some dustbins. dollymop n. An amateur or
inexperienced prostitute. donkey rigged adj. Possessing a large penis.
double bassing v. To have sex from behind fiddling with the lady's left
nipple with your left hand and her fanny with your right - a position
similar to the one adopted when playing the double bass, although the sound
is completely different. draw mud from the well See follow through. drink
hom both taps euph. To be bisexual; a switch hitter (qv); AC/DC. drop a
pebble euph. To erroneously emit a small body of faeces whilst attempting to
break wind. Also follow through. drop out n. When a testicle protrudes from
the bottom of your underpants, or in Peter Beardsley's case, football
shorts. As opposed to flop out (qv). drop the kids off at the pool euph. To
have a shit. drown some kittens euph. To pass a litter of small stools which
nobody wants to give a home to. dry bob n. Sex without male ejaculation.
dugs n. Breasts; baps; paps. dunny Aus. n. Toilet. Also a popular knickname
for someone called Dunn. dump v. To drop a log; release the poop payload.
dunkie n. Contraceptive sheath. dust the duvet v. To bash the bishop,
especially at bedtime. Dutch oven n. The area beneath the bedclothes after
ones partner has just played the dawn chorus on his botty bugle. DVDA n.
Double Vaginal, Double Anal. The holy grail of pornographic video acts,
presumably involving Indian Rubber-men and one uncomfortable woman. E Eartha
Kitts rhym. slang Shits; diarrhoea. Also the Brad Pitts. Eccles snake n. A
penis with warts. Emmas rhyhming slang Haemorroids. After the brainy media
sex pot Emma Freud, daughter of sour faced dog food chef Clement. Also
Nobbies (qv). empty the anaconda euph. To have a piss. F face painting v. A
To adorn ones spouse with Jelly Jewellery fadge n. A cross between a fanny
and a vagina. fairy hammock n. Panties. family jewels euph. The knackers;
male genitalia. fanny batter n. Crusty residue found on a hairy pie (qv).
fanny flange n. Clitoris. fanny magnet n. A flash car towards the driver of
which totty (qv) is attracted. fanny rat n. 1. Penis. 2. Sexually
promiscuous male. farmers rhym. slang Piles. From Farmer Giles. farting
strings n. An imagined part of the body which can be damaged by over
exertion through laughter. e.g. 'Hey! Stop it will ya, before I bust me
farting strings'. feeding the ducks euph. Wanking. From the apparent
similarity in hand movements. felch v. To lick lemon curd out of a tea towel
holder (qv). finsbury bridge See barse. firey surprise n. To receive a brand
spanking new electric fire that you never knew about. firing blanks v. Post
snip ejaculation. e.g. 'You can put the ribticklers away love, I'm firing
blanks'. fish mitten n. Haddock pastie; lab kebab; vertical bacon sandwich
(qv). fish supper euph. chauvinistic Carnival knowledge (qv) to which, by
rights, a husband is entitled at the end of the day. See also get up them
stairs. fist magnet n. Someone who deserves a punch in the face. fitbin
interj. A brand new and extremely rude swearword invented by Sweary Mary for
the purpose of annoying WHSmiths. five knuckle shuffle euph. A one-handed
work out to a Cindy Crawford exercise video. fizzing at the bung hole euph.
To denote sexual arousal in women. fleshy fugelhorn n. Another musical
variation on the bed flute; pink oboe (qv). float an air biscuit euph. To
release a fart. floater n. 1. Scotch A turd in the pan which will not flush
away. 2. Member of the crap 70s soul band, e.g. Larry. flop out n. When the
flacid penis protrudes through the bottom of your underpants, often whilst
moving from a sitting to standing position. florins ryhming slang Shits.
From the former florin coin, known as 'two bob bits'. fluffer n. A female
employed on the set of porno movies to stimulate male actors between takes.
fnarr fnarr! interj. A surpressed and childish exclamation of amusement at
the utterence of a double entre. follow through v. To accidentally soil ones
underpants whilst attempting to fart; to obtain russet gusset: drop a pebble
(qv). French wank n. In sophisticated society, a tit wank; sausage sandwich
(qv). fried eggs n. Small breasts. As in: "Do you fancy that Kate MosO
"Naaaah! Tits like fried eggs". frock v. Of lavender marriages, a cosmetic
husband. The lesbian's equivalent of a beard (qv). front bottom See fur
burger. fuckwit n. Simpleton; one of little intelligence; bollock brain. fun
bags n. Breasts; knockers; thruppennies (qv). fur burger See front bottom.
furry bicycle stand See fish mitten. G gammon flaps See beef curtains. Also
gammon goal-posts. Gary Glitter rhym. slang Arse. From Gary Glitter -
shitter. See also council gritter. gash n. Vagina. Conveniently rhymes with
"Hoy, giz a flash of your..." gazoo n. Arse; bum. gazungas n. Large breasts.
gender bender n. Effeminate, flowery male of varying or obscure sexual
orientation e.g. Marc Almond out of Soft Cell. get off at Edge Hill euph.
Coitus interruptus; withdrawal before ejaculation. (Edge Hill is the last
station before Liverpool Lime Street.) Aus. get off at Redfern. Scot.
Paisley. Lond. Clapham. Newcastle Gateshead etc. get up them stairs The cry
from a chauvinist male to his wife which indicates that he has finished
eating, drinking and watching football on telly, and now wishes to retire,
to the bedroom to make an ungainly and flatulent attempt at sexual
intercourse. get wood v. To achieve an erection. As in: "Sorry love, I'm
having trouble getting wood". Also get string. ghost shit n. A stool or dump
of which there is no trace when you stand up and turn round to admire it.
gick Eire n. Shit. ginger beer rhym. slang Queer. gobble interj. A noise
made by turkeys. go all the way to Cockfostersv. To have sexual intercourse.
As in "I thought i'd have to go home via the Billy Mill Roundabout, but she
took me all the way to Cockfosters." gobshite n. Someone prone to uttering
verbal inaccuracies; bullshitter. golden shower euph. A vile sex act;
unfortunate mix-up in a crowded German bathroom. goolies n. The
colloquialism for testicles least likely to offend a vicar or grandparent.
gorblimey n. A type of trousers popular among council tenants in the 1950s.
Greek sauna See Dutch oven. grin like a wanking Jap sim. To grin broadly, as
a Nissan executive might do as he turned (even more) Japanese (qv) as he
neared the vinegar strokes (qv) on his approach to the Billy Mill roundabout
(qv). grogan n. 1. A log; turd. 2. A cute wee Scotch lassie with a twee
voice. grow a tail v. To defecate; build a log cabin (qv). grub See biffin.
grundle US n. Barse (qv). grunts n. The type of undesirable bints (qv) who
appear in reader's wives pages. guard's van n. Of pulling a train (qv), the
least desirable position in the queue. As in: "Bagsy I'm not in the guard's
van fellas". guff v. To fart; let off. guff cloud n. The noxious vapour
produced by guffing. gusset typist euph. A woman who masturbates. gusset
nuzzler euph. Lesbian. H haddock pastie See hairy cheque book. hairy cheque
book See hairy cup. hairy cup See hairy doughnut. hairy doughnut See hairy
goblet. hairy goblet Seehairy lasso. hairy lasso See hairy pie. hairy pie n.
A kipper; Velcro triangle (qv). hairy toffee n. Dangleberries (qv);
Kling-ons (qv). half leapfrog v. To have sex in the doggies (qv) position.
ham howitzer n. A military weapon descended from the pork sword (qv).
hamburger shot n. A rear view in a pornographic magazine in which the beef
curtains (qv) are visible. ham shank rhyming slang for a Barclays (qv).
Hampton rhyming slang Penis. Hampton Wick - dick. Also to get your Hampton
Court - an accident involving a zip. hand shandy n. See ham shank. hand solo
n. A solitary hand shandy (qv). hand to gland combat n. A one man, three
minute bout of gladitorial combat involving a Spam Javelin. hanging salad
euph. Wedding tackle (qv). happy lamp n. Sixth gear stick. As in: "I'm homy.
Think I'll give my happy lamp a quick buff. happy sack euph. Scrotum;
scrots; nads. hard on n. Wood; a bone. head lamps n. Bristols (qv). As in:
"Phewf! I wouldn't mind giving her head lamps a rub". heave a Havana polite
euph. Take a dump See also bum cigar. hee 1. Thai n. Minge; hairy cheque
book. 2. interj. One of several noises made by laughing gnomes. helmet See
bobby's helmet. Herbie's bonnet See Beetle bonnet. Hershey highway US euph.
See Cadbury Alley et all. hide the salami euph. A game for two players, one
sausage and a hairy pie (qv). ho' abbr. Whore. A familiar name given to
their charges by pimps in floppy hats, fur coats and pink Cadillacs. As in:
"Yo! Ho', shake that ass". hog's eye n. See Jap's eye. honey alter n. See
honey pot. honey pot See hairy cheque book. hoop stretcher n. In kitchens,
one who hides the salami (qv) in the tea towel holder (qv). horatio n. Posh
Latin term used by doctors for oral sex on a man. horse eating oats sim. As
in "She hasn't been shagged for ages. If you put your hand down her pants it
would be like a horse eating oats." hosebag n. A woman of loose morals. She
of bucket fanny (qv). horizontal jogging euph. Sexual intercourse. hot dog
n. An egg delicacy -something of an acquired taste -famously enjoyed by the
gay cult actor Divine. v. To eat said morsel, freshly laid. Howard's Way
rhyming slang Homosexual. From the shit BBC TV drama Howard's Way - gay.
how's your father n. Sex. Usually prefixed with ahem. As in 'Fancy a quick
bit of.. ahem... how's your father?" hump v. 1. To shag; have sex with. 2.
To carry heavy amplification equipment to and from a live music venue.
hungry arse n. The condition afflicting women in tight jeans whereby a
crease in their pants appears to disappear up the crack of their arse. I
I.B.M. abbr. Itty bitty meat. A small penis. Iggy Pop shot n. To "whack off
over a TV's ass because it would be a pity to waste it". Irish shave n. A
dump. Irish toothache n. An erection; bone. As in: "Is that a gun in your
pocket, or have you just got Irish toothache?" I say! Interj. Expression of
joy upon seeing an attractive woman. Attr. Terry Thomas. I.R.S. abbr. Itchy
Ring Syndrome. Irritating anal affliction caused by insufficient wiping of
the chocolate starfish (qv), or inflammation of the farmers (qv). J jack off
v. To choke the chicken (qv); jerkin' the gherkin. jacked up adj. To be
celibate whilst suffering from a venereal disease. jam rag n. Tampon.
Japanese flag n. The appearance of the arsehole the morning after a vindaloo
curry. As in: "Christ almighty! I think I'm sitting on a Japanese flag".
Jap's eye n. Male urethral opening; hogs eye (qv). J. Arthur rhym. slang
Masturbation. From J. Arthur Rank -wank. For example, while watching blue
movies Jonathan Ross might say: "Phwwoar! What I weally want wight now is a
quick J. Arthur". jazz mag n. A printed volume of pornographic material; a
journal of gentleman's interest. jelly water mangoes euph. Large knockers;
gazungas. Jemima suit n. A tight fitting costume worn by fetishists with
strategically positioned openings over the erogenous zones. Jenny US n.
Fadge; minge. Jimmy Riddle rhyming slang Vicar friendly term for a piddle.
jism n. Semen. Also gism. jittler n. Helmet cheese. jizz abbr. Jism v. To
ejaculate. jizzbags n. The scrotum; John Wayne's hairy saddlebags. job n. A
Richard (qv). jobby Scotch variation Job. jobby jouster n. A lunchbox lancer
who jousts with another man's jobs. Jodrell rhym. slang J. Arthur (qv). From
Jodrell Bank, the Knuts... fnarr fnarr! (qv) ... ford space research
laboratory. Johnny See rubber Johnny. John Thomas n. The pet name by which
Lady Chatterley's lover (on the level gardener Mellor) famously referred to
his pink hoe, in the famous saucy book. joombye (joom-bee) Scotch n. jism.
jubblies n. Breasts; pink pouffes. jugs euph. Bosoms. As in: 'Pardon me
madam, I was just admiring your lovely pair of jugs" K kahoonas
(ka-hooo-naaaz) n. Large wobbly breasts; golden bodangers ; kermungers. kak
n. (ka-k) Shit. From the Afrikaans - keek. kakpipe cosmonaut n. One who
prefers to dock with the rear unloading bay. kangaroo shagging a space
hopper sim. Sexually energetic; promiscuous. As in "Phoarr! She goes like a
kangaroo shagging a space hopper". keech n. Crap; kak. keister n. kak hole;
arse. khaki buttonhole See chocolate starfish. Khyber posh rhym. slang Anus.
From Khyber Pass (par-ss) - arse. kipper n. Minge; Captain's pie. kipper for
breakfast euph. To rise early and go for a horizontal jog (qv). Kit-Kat
shuffler euph. Masturbateress; gusset typist. kitten hammock n. Bra. kittens
noses n. Nipples. kling-ons n. 1. Winnits; dangleberries; anal hangers-on.
2. One of many Star Trek aliens with bumpy foreheads. klutz n. Idiot. From
the German for block of wood. knackers n. (na-kaz) childish Testicles. As
in: "Ooyaah! I've knacked me knackers!" knee trembler n. Intercourse while
both parties are standing up. Often in a shop doorway. knob cheese n. 1.
Smegma. 2. Foreskin feta found underneath Kojak's roll-neck (qv) and around
the banjo (qv) or cheese ridge. Also knob stilton, knob yoghurt. Kojak's
roll-neck n. Foreskin. Based on the bell end headed seventies TV detective.
kosher dill n. Circumcised salami; Kojak minus the collar. L lab kebab abbr.
Labia kebab; fish mitten (qv); vertical bacon sandwich etc. labia lard See
fanny batter. Lake Wendouree Aus. euph. Ejaculation, e,g. "Oh my God...
Uuughh! I'm in Lake Wendouree!" From the lake at Ballarat (qv) Australia.
langball n. A type of dangleberry (qv) which attaches itself to John Wayne's
hairy saddlebags (qv). langer n. Penis; whanger (qv). lamb cannon euph. An
arms development dating somewhere between the pork sword (qv) and the bacon
bazooka (qv). lapper n. A musician who plays the pink oboe (qv) a hairy pie
eater (qv). lavender See whiff of lavender. lay a cable euph. Build a log
cabin (qv). See also cable laying. lead the llama to the lift shaft euph.
Sexual intercourse. Leo Sayer rhym. slang All dayer. Bender; prolonged
drinking spree; all day party. lepidopterist n. Person who collects
butterflies e.g. Val Doonican. lettuce n. Female genitalia. lickalotopus n.
Latin name for a tuppence licker (qv) of pre-historic reptilian proportions.
lid n. Bit above the brim (qv). lils n. Tits. liquid laughter n. Puke. log
cabin See build a log cabin. loon pipe n. Anus. loose at the hilt adj. To
have diarrhoea; crop spray (qv). lose your mess euph. Ejaculate; to shoot
ones load (qv). lotties n. Breasts. love puff euph. Gentle, lady-like fanny
burp. love spuds euph. A root vegetable found in the shreddies (qv);
knackers. love torpedo n. boastful Penis. As in: "I sank her bacon
battleship with my love torpedo". Also lovetruncheon. lucky Pierre n. In
botting (qv), the busiest botter in a three man bum chain (qv); the filling
in a shirt lifter sandwich. lunch box n. In British tabloid journalism, that
bulge which appears in athlete Linford Christie's shorts; a penis. lunchbox
lancer n. archaic Medieval term for a coco shunter (qv). First used by King
Arthur to describe the French army. He wrote: "Fear not the French, for
their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep
thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more
than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you". lychees n. A more exotic
alternative to plums (qv) M mackerel n. Pimp. (Unusually, a fish word not
referring to the vagina). Madam Palm and her five sisters euph. Wanking. As
in: "I'm just off to bed with Madam Palm and her five sisters". mammary
dandruff n. Morning-after residue left by a pearl necklace (qv). manfat n.
Semen. Also man's Milk mapatasi (ma-pa-ta-zee) euph. Aus. Minge. As in:
"Show us yer mapatasi, Sheila". abbr. Map of Tasmania. From the similarity
in shape of said island to a muff. map of Africa n. The unfortunate stain
left on the bed sheet and often the mattress below after a sexual exchange
of bodily fluids. marge n. A loose woman. From margarine -`spreads easily'.
margold n. The ability to do 5 pop shots (qv) in two hours. To do a margold.
After the US porn actor Bill Margold. Marmite motorway n. Anus; arsehole;
back passage. Marmite driller euph. See brownpipe engineer. meat and two
veg. euph. Penis and testicles; wedding tackle. meat market euph. Bar or
club heaving with totty (qv). meat seeking pissile euph. Penis; love
torpedo. milkman euph. affectionate Penis; pork sword. mince medallions n.
See dangleberries. mess n. Semen; gunk; cock hockle. See also lose your
mess. ming Scotch v. To emit a foul smell. As in: "Christ, it's minging in
here!" minging n. Awful. As in: "Peter Beardsley's haircut was minging".
minge (minj) n. Fanny; quim. minge winker euph. Strip tease artist. minnie
moo n. Minge. mohair knickers euph. A large minnie moo. monkey n. Vagina. As
in: "Does the monkey want a banana?" Montezuma's revenge n. Diarrhoea;
Tijuana cha-cha (qv). moss cottage n. John Thomas's ideal home; minge. mott
n. Minge; mapatasi. muck n. Mess (qv). As in "Shoot your muck" muck spreader
n. Arse; bum. mud n. Excrement. muddy funster n. Botter (qv). mudeye n.
Arse; ringpiece; your old fashioned plastic tea towel holder. muff 1. n.
Minge; fanny. 2. v. To shag; have intercourse with. 3. v. To miss an easy
goal scoring opportunity, e.g. "Andy Cole has muffed it." muff diver n. A
footballer who misses easy goal scoring opportunities, then falls over in an
attempt to win a penalty kick. muff nudge n. The light brushing of your
favourite female hairdresser's waist against your elbows while she leans
forward to cut your hair. mullet n. That strange haircut favoured by country
and western singers and eighties footballers. mumblers n. Tight women's
bicycle shorts through which you can 'see the lips moving` but can't
understand a word. See also Twix lips, camel's foot, hungry arse. mung n. A
particularly runny type of arse feta (qv). mustang n. Of shitty arses, that
stubborn dangleberry (qv) which cannot he shaken off. mutton musket euph. A
smaller more portable field weapon than the lamb cannon. Also mutton
bayonet, mutton dagger. mutt's nuts adj. (Superlative of good) Variation of
dog's bollocks. N nads n. Testicles; plums. abbr. gonads. nadbag n. Nutsack;
scrotum. navigator of the windward pass euph. Rear admiral (qv). Niffkin's
bridge n. Female equivalent of the Biffin bridge or barse (qv). Nobbies
rhym. slang. Piles; Emmas; bum grapes. From Nobby Stiles, combative, bald,
false teethed 1966 World Cup winning English footballer. norks n. Knockers.
norton n. Bearded clam; Beetle bonnet (qv). O olivia v. To have sex with
several filthy tramps on a piss stained mattress, all at once. oil the
truncheon euph. To polish the bobbies helmet; collect one's own kindling;
wank. onanism (oh-nun-ism) n. 1. Incomplete sexual intercourse. 2. A posh
word what the Queen might use for wanking and that. on the other bus euph.
Homosexual; bowling from the Pavilion end (qv). one eyed trouser snake euph.
Penis; John Thomas; pink oboe. Also one eyed zipper fish, one eyed pant
python. one off the wrist euph. Five knuckle shuffle; hand shandy. open your
lunchbox euph. To float an air biscuit (qv) resembling yesterday's egg
sandwiches. owner operator euph. Wank er; one who plays with his own pork
sword. P painting the ceiling euph. Wanking; the one handed snake charming
of the pant python. pan handle UK euph. Erect penis; wood; a bonk on. pant
moustache n. The effect achieved when the mapatasi (qv) extends
symmetrically beyond either side of the shreddies (qv). See also spiders
legs. pants 1. interj. Exclamation of dismay. 2. n. Rubbish; nonsense; arse.
As in: "You're talking pants!". paps n. Olde Worlde Tits. park the fudge v.
To shit; pass a stool; crimp off a length. particulars n. Of low budget
British sex comedies involving police officers, a ladies underwear;
knickers. As in: "H-excuse me medem, but I may need to take down your
particulars". (Fnarr fharr! (qv)) passion flaps n. A more romantic term for
an axe wound (qv). passion pit n. Bed. See also Dutch oven. Pat Cash rhym.
slang. Slash; piss; siphon the python. From the Australian tennis player.
pavement pizza n. The contents of ones stomach as they appear after barfing
(qv) in the street. pearl necklace n. The sticky consequences of reaching
the Billy Mill roundabout (qv) whilst having a sausage sandwich (qv). As in:
"I gave her a beautiful pearl necklace". pebble dash v. To crop spray (qv)
the toilet bowl with clarts (qv). peeling the carrot euph. Spanking the
monkey. Percy 1. UK n. Penis. As in: "Im just off to point Percy at the
porcelain". 2. A small green 0-4-0 saddle tank steam locomotive. period
drama n. To describe the moody and eratic behaviour of women at times of
PMT. pie See hairy, fish, Captain's. pills n. Pods; knackers (qv). pilot of
the chocolate runway See navigator of the Windward passage. pinch a loaf See
curl one off. pineapple rhym. slang. Sperm; semen. From pineapple chunk -
spunk. pink Darth Vadar euph. Cock. From the Star Wars character with a bell
end (qv) for a helmet. pink oboe euph. Penis. As in: "Tell me madam, do you
play the pink oboe?" pink steel n. Material used as an alternative to wood
(qv). pink velvet sausage wallet euph. Vagina. pipe smoker 1. US n. Botter
(qv). 2. A person who smokes a pipe. pirate of men's pants euph.
Swashbuckling term for your jolly Rogerer; cock; penis. piss flaps 1. n.
Labia; beef curtains. 2. interj. Exclamation of disappointment. As in "Oh
piss flaps! I never win the Lottery!" piss rusty water Roger Mellie euph. To
gargle and spit arse piss (qv); to crop spray. pitch a tent v. To get wood
(qv) beneath the bed linen, or conspicuously in ones trousers. playing the
bone-a-phone euph. Wanking; partaking of a hand shandy. play the pink oboe
v. To perform oral sex on a man. Usually homophobic. As in: "I didn't know
Michael Barrymore played the pink oboe". plinthe n. A large and somewhat
redundant penis. plonker n. An actor who relies entirely on one crap
put-down line and a three wheeler car to maintain an entire situation comedy
for years and years and fucking years. plums n. Knackers; balls; testicles.
Together with melons and large pairs, the source of much mirth in British
fruit shops. plumber's toolhag euph. The furry bicycle stand (qv); mott.
Plymouth Argyles rhym. slang Piles. From the famous Plymouth football club.
poblycwm Welsh n. People who like quim (qv). pocket frog n. A fart; botty
burp; anal announcement. pocket rocket See porridge gun. poe S. Africa n.
Vagina. poe slap n. Sanitary towel. pogue mahone Gaelic Kiss my arse, to be
sure. poke v. male To shag; screw; have sex with. polish the lighthouse v.
male To masturbate in the bath. poo packer See Marmite driller. poo pipe
pirate See kakpipe cosmonaut. poop chute n. Bumhole; arse. pop shot n. A
scene in a pornographic movie in which a male actor is required to splash
his population paste (qv) on camera, after being suitably prepared by the
fluffer (qv). population paste n. Semen; baby bullets (qv). pork sword n.
Penis; bacon bazooka; lamb cannon etc. porridge gun n. A tool used to
distribute population paste (qv). portion n. A good seeing to; a shag. As
in: "I'd give her a portion, and no mistake". pouch n. An aging, saggy mott
(qv) that hangs like a sporran. pugwash Aus. n. Blow job. pull a train euph.
To take turns at stirring the porridge (qv); for a group of men to all have
sex with the same lady friend. puma abbr. Pants Up My Arse. See hungry arse.
puppies n. affectionate Breasts. purple headed womb broom euph. Penis.
purple helmet n. Pink Darth Vader's headgear; bobbies helmet; bell end;
glans. Q quack n. A short, sharp botty burp often followed by an apologetic
"Oops!". quaker n. Stool. As in: "Where is your lovely wife?" "Why, she has
gone upstairs to bury a quaker". quaz n. Wanker; bell end ringer (qv). abbr.
Quasimodo. queef US n. Vaginal fart; front botty burp. quim n. A refined
word for the mapatasi (qv) such as a gentleman might use at a hay clarse
cocktail party. From the Welsh Cwm - meaning valley of pubes. quimle v. To
eat hairy pie (qv). I was quimling her, he quimled me, etc. R rag week n. 1.
A charity event during which students raise money for good causes. 2. The
time of the month when the no bathing flags fly. raisin bag n. Nut sack
(qv); John Wayne's hairy saddlebags. rake the cage out euph. To build a log
cabin; give birth to a Richard (qv). ram shackled euph. To be engaged in the
act of botting (qv). reach around n. In botting, pouring your partner a hand
shandy (qv) whilst ram shackled. rear admiral n. A sailor who prefers to
navigate the Windward passage (qv). rear gunner n. In aviation terms, a
gunner who shoots one of his own aircraft by firing his lamb cannon (qv)
into the bomb bay (qv). rectal retort n. Fart. red wings n. The honour
bestowed upon someone who consumes a haddock pastie (qv) during rag week
(qv). rib cushions euph. Breasts. Richard n. rhym. slang. Turd. From Richard
the Third. e.g. "I've just given birth to a ten pound Richard". ride the
great white knuckler euph. To play rhythm on ones own pink oboe. ride the
porcelain bus euph. An involved visit to the lavatory. For example, one
which encompasses pebble dashing (qv). ride the waves euph. Shagging a
generously proportioned lady friend. As in 'Slap the fat - ride the waves".
ring n. Jacksie; anus; brown eye; chocolate starfish. ring master n. 1. The
master of ceremonies at a circus. 2. A botter (qv). ring sting n.
Inflammation of the ring (qv) as a result of pissing rusty water (qv) such
as after visiting the Rupali restaurant in Newcastle and sampling the
world's hottest curry. Roger Ramjet n. Botter. Ronson rhym. slang Arse. From
Ronson lighter - shiter. root Aus v. To shag. rope the pony euph. To wank.
rotoplooker (ro-to-ploo-ka) US n. Penis; chopper; whanger. roundhead n. A
pink Darth Vadar (qv) after the surgical removal of his Kojak's roll-neck
(qv); a yiddled whanger. round up the tadpoles euph. To wank; bash the
bishop. rub-a-tug shop n. Down market brothel; house of ill repute. rubber
Johnny n. A blob; contraceptive. Also rubber. rug munchers n. See fanny
noshers. rump gully n. Viewed from Biffin bridge (qv), the gradually sloping
valley beyond kak canyon. rumpy pumpy n. A polite term for sexual
intercourse used by professional people, vicars etc. russet gusset n.
Skidmarks (qv) or dangleberry (qv) smudging of the shreddies (qv). rusty
sheriffs badge euph. Ride along Biffin bridge (qv) from John Wayne's hairy
saddlebags (qv) and there it is, right in the middle of kak canyon. Just
before rump gulley. rusty water See piss rusty water. S saddle bags n. 1.
Labia; piss flaps. 2. Scrotum. As in John Wayne's hairy saddlebags. salami
slapper n. One who tolls upon their own bell end (qv); a wanker. salmon
canyon n. The area beyond the beef curtains (qv); that boat crewed by the
bald man (qv); fanny. sausage jockey n. Anyone who sits on a sausage and
bounces up and down. homophobic Botter. sausage sandwich n. A juicy salami
slipped between two pink baps, the end result of which is a pearl necklace
(qv). SBD abbr. Silent but deadly. A subtle release of pungent botty gas.
Also silent but violent. scumbag n. The ultimate term of abuse known to
Garry Bushell and other tabloid journalists. sea monster See swamp donkey.
serpent socket euph. That hole with which the one eyed trouser snake (qv)
connects. shaft 1. v. To shag; screw. 2. The penis. 3. The black private
dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks. shag v. To have sex; to fuck.
n. A sexual encounter; a screw. shagability n. A measurement of how
shaggable a person is. shaggable n. One who has a high degree of
shagability. shagged out n. Exhausted; jiggered; buggered; fucked. shake the
lettuce euph. fem. Girly expression for having a piss. shaking hands with
the unemployed euph. A wrestling bout between Hand Solo and the pink Darth
Vadar; wanking. shampoo the rug euph. To lose one's population paste (qv) on
a mapatasi (qv). Often when getting off at Edge Hill (qv). shave a horse
euph. To have a piss; take a leak. shed n. A large, promiscuous woman; slag.
Somewhere to stick your tools. Sherman rhym. slang. Masturbate. Sherman
tank - wank. shirt lifter See uphill gardener. shit a brick 1. interj.
Exclamation of surprise. 2. euph. To be scared. See shit your pants. shiter
(shy-tuh) n. Arse; kak cannon. That which shites. shite house (shyt-howss)
n. Outside lavatory. shit faced n. Arseholed; intoxicated; drunk to excess.
As in: 'I saw that Rory McGrath the other night. He was shit faced". shit
locker n. Arse; bomb bay. shit stabber n. Pork swordsman. shitter n. 1.
Anus; kakpipe. 2. Lavatory. shit your pants v. To be scared; drop a brick;
cake ones keeks. shoot bunnies posh euph. To fart; pass wind; blow off.
shoot in your boot euph. To be excited. Of Jimi Hendrix, Little Richard
said: "Jimi made my big toe shoot right up in my boot". shoot your load v.
To ejaculate; lose your mess; discharge the porridge gun (qv). shoulder
boulders n. Large breasts; gazungas. shreddies n. Undercrackers; kecks;
underpants; trolleys. Sigourney Weaver rhym. slang Beaver; Davey Crockett's
hat. sing sweet violets euph. Airy alternative to building a log cabin (qv);
to take a dump. siphon the python euph. Point Percy (qv) at the porcelain;
have a piss. sixth gear n. Wanking, esp. in a parked car. skid marks n.
Severe russet gusset (qv); pebble dashing (qv) of the undercrackers. slap
the monkey See bash the bishop. skin boat n. Penis. As in: "I'll take the
old skin boat to tuna town". attr. Burgess Meredith. skin flick n. Art house
film; blue movie; mamba matinee. skin flute See fleshy flugelhom, bed flute.
skull buggery euph. Pugwash; salami sucking. slapper n. Slag; dirty woman.
She who has been a round a bit. slash n. A piss; wee wee. slash and burn n.
1. Deforestation technique. 2. A painful symptom of venereal disease. slime
(ss-loym) Aus v. To ejaculate; chuck ones muck. As in: "Hev yer slimed yet
Bruce?" "Will yer shat ap Sheila, ya puttin'me orf". sloppy seconds n. To be
towards the back of a train (qv). See also stirring the porridge. slit n.
Blit; fanny; vertical bacon sandwich. smoke the bald man euph. To light up a
salami cigarette. Also smoke the white owl. snatch n. Quim; vagina. snatch
mouse n. Tampon. snowball v. To blow salami cigarette smoke back into the
tobacconists mouth. Sort of thing. soapy tit wank n. Sausage sandwich (qv)
served in the bath or shower. sour apple quickstep euph. Suffering from
diarrhoea. As in: "Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder
room". "Yes, I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep this
evening". See also Tijuana cha-cha. spadger Aus n. Vagina. spam alley n. The
ideal venue for spam javelin (qv) throwing. spam javelin n. Penis. spam
sceptre euph. Penis; pork sword (qv); cock. spasm chasm See spam alley.
spend tuppence in ha'pennies and farthings euph. To pass loose stools; have
diarrhoea. spider's legs n. Of muffs (qv) rogue pubic hairs which protrude
beyond the the knicker line. spit roast n. To be simultaneously skewered at
both ends by pork swords (qv); a sausage jockey (qv) who plays a pink oboe
(qv) whilst still in the saddle. splash me boots euph. To have a piss. split
a kipper euph. male To have sex. As in "This lady appears to like me. With
luck I may later have the opportunity to split a kipper". sponge n. Of
homosexual relationships, the submissive, feminine partner; the noshee as
opposed to the nosher. Usually the thin one. See also stone. spooge US n.
Semen. sprogdrop n. Pregnancy. As in: "Congratulations. I hear your wife's
suffering from sprogdrop". spunk n. 1. slang Semen. 2. Spirit; pluck. 3.
Tinder made from fungus. 4. Aus. Good looking man; dish; hunk. spunk dustbin
See bucket fanny, box of assorted creams (qv). Also spunk bucket. spurt your
curd euph. Spread your spunk; infect others with your pluck and spirit.
squirts n. The condition also known as the sour apple quick step. Also
squitters, squite. steak drapes n. Gammon goalposts; beef curtains (qv).
stench trench disaffictionate euph. Fanny. steg n. Woman resembling a
ferocious, spiny, squat, prehistoric dinosaur, abbr. Stegosaurus. See also
shed; swamp donkey. sticky belly flap cock n. A post wank condition suffered
by bishop bashers (qv). stiffy n. A bone on; erection. Stilton muffle n.
Pungent and unwashed fish mitten (qv). stirring the porridge euph. To have
sloppy seconds; to dip into a box of assorted creams (qv). stoat n. Beaver;
hairy clam. stone n. Of gay men and women, the opposite of a sponge (qv).
The dominant partner. And usually no oil painting either. strain your greens
euph. To have a piss. strangle Kojak euph. Male masturbation; peeling the
carrot; stroking the wookie. See Kojaks roll-neck. stroke mag n. Top shelf
literature; art pamphlet; gentleman's interest magazine. swamp donkey n. A
female bereft of physical beauty; tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg.
switch hitter US n. Bisexual; AC/DC; one who bends both ways. Deriv.
baseball - the ability to bat with both hands. sword swallower n. Sword as
in the pork variety. T tackle See wedding tackle. tackleshack n. Underpants.
tadger n. Penis. tadpole yoghurt euph. A dressing to accompany a sausage
sandwich (qv). tagnuts n. Winnits; dangleberries; mince medallions. tail
gunner See rear gunner. taint n. Niffkin's bridge (qv). "Tain't arse and
'tain't fanny". take a Chinese singing lesson euph. Have a piss. taking
Captain Picard to warp speed TV baldy / cock euph. Masturbation; strangling
Kojak. tallywhacker n. jovial Penis; old man. Tardis fanny n. Deceptively
spacious snatch (qv); bargain bucket (qv). tatty water (ta-tee-wa-ta) n.
Spud juice; semen. Literally - potato water. tea towel holder euph. Anus.
From the 1950s plastic 'finger poke style' kitchen accessory. technicolour
yawn See pavement pizza. teggat n. A short tea towel holder (qv) and the
fish mitten (qv). From ten pin bowling. tenpin v. To place digits
simultaneously in the tea towel holder (qv) and the fish mitten (qv). From
ten pin bowling. thrap v. To masturbate furiously; to give it six nowt on
the Right Honourable member for Underpants. three legged beaver euph.
Homosexual. thruppeny bits rhym. slang Tits. abbr. thrups. throwing a
Woodbine down Northumberland Street euph. Newcastle Unsatisfying sex with a
bucket fannied (qv) individual. As in: "Why man, it was like throwin' a
fuckin' Woodbine doon Northumberland Street". Also Leeds throwing a sausage
up Briggate. thunder box n. archaic Lavatory; water closet. thunder mug n.
Chamber pot. Tijuana cha-cha n. Diarrhoea. See sour apple quickstep. tiffter
n. An unwanted erection. tit fairies n. The fictional visitors who magically
transform the wife's fried eggs (qv) into TNTs (qv) during pregnancy. tit
wank See soapy tit wank. TNTs abbr. Two nifty tits. toosh n. Totty. From US
tush v. meaning arse. tonsil hockey n. Kissing. As in: "Fancy a game of
tonsil hockey?" top bollocks n. Breasts. topless hand shandy n. A service
available from rub-a-tug shops (qv) for between £5 and £25. toss v. 1. To
wank. 2. To flip pancakes during cooking. toss parlour See rub-a-tug shop.
tosspot n. A person held in low esteem; a fuckwit. totty n. chauvinistic
Girls; fanny. As in: "Hey, this car's a fanny magnet (qv). Since I bought it
I've had to beat off the totty with a shitty stick". touching cloth n. The
stage immediately after turtles head (qv) when the stool establishes contact
with the undergarments. As in: "Is there a toilet anywhere round here mate?
I'm touching cloth". tradesmen's entrance euph. Back passage. train See pull
a train. trolleys n. Kecks; underpants. trots See squirts. trouser cough n.
Fart; botty burp. trouser Mauser n. A small rapid firing porridge gun (qv).
trouser trumpet n. 1. A fart. 2. The anus. tubesteak n. A beef bayonet on
the bone. tug boat n. A woman of plain appearance and a compact, muscular
build; swamp donkey (qv). tummy truncheon n. Sixth gear stick; porridge gun;
penis. tuna town n. Female genitalia. See also skin boat. tuppence licker n.
Lesbian. turning Japanese euph. Wanking. See also grin like a wanking Jap.
turtle's head n. The initial protrusion of a stool though the chocolate
starfish (qv); the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building
of a log cabin (qv). See also touching cloth. twat n. 1. A stupid person. 2.
A minge. two puppies fighting in a bag euph. Large, mobile and unrestrained
breasts. two up n. Two up. Twix lips n. A front bottom (qv) version of
hungry arse (qv). See also camel's foot. U U blocker n. A turd so big it
causes a jobbie jam in the plumbing system. U.D.I. Unidentified drinking
injury. A mysterious injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the
victim has no recollection. undefuckable adj. Damaged beyond repair. up to
your nuts in guts euph. male Aus. Engaged in sexual intercourse.
undercarriage n. Genitalia (male or fem); wedding tackle. undercrackers n.
Keeks; shreddies; Y fronts. unit n. Penis. As in: "I slipped her my unit".
uphill gardener euph. He who hoes on the pink allotments; the pusher of a
cheesey wheelbarrow (qv) up the kak canyon; a male homosexual. V vadge n.
Vagina; fish mitten. Also US vag. Valentines Day porridge n. Semen. veiny
bang stick n. Penis; one eyed trouser snake. Velcro triangle n. Minge; mott;
mapatasi. Also Velcro valley. vertical bacon sandwich n. That which is
clearly visible in hamburger shots (qv). Also vertical smile, vertical taco.
vinegar strokes n. male The final, climactic stages of intercourse or
masturbation. As in: "Would you believe it? The phone rang just as I was
getting onto the vinegar strokes". From the similar facial expressions
achieved when sipping vinegar. vixen n. A wily bird; a young temptress; a
foxy chick. e.g. Stevie Nicks in about 1978. vixer n. A sausage eater (not
euph.) who hogs all the beach beds on foreign holidays. vurp n. A burp which
brings up a small but foul tasting quantity of stomach contents, small
enough to be gulped straight back down again. W walnut n. Gland up the male
arse which causes immediate ejaculation when poked. walnut manouvre n. The
mythical method by which good looking nurses are trained to poke your walnut
(qv) in order to obtain a sperm sample. wank 1. n. Rubbish; nonsense. "That
is a load of wank". 2. n. Masturbation. "That was a dead good wank". 3. v.
To masturbate. "I really enjoy wanking". wanker n. 1. He who wanks. 2. A
fellow road user; a motorist at whom one waves. As in: "Yeah... and you too,
you wanker". wankily adj. Badly; sub standard. "He did that really wankily".
wank sock n. A sock used in wanking. Possibly tied to a bed post and
designed to indicate when wind conditions are suitable for masturbation.
wanking spanners n. Hands. wap-waps n. Breasts. Also dedoo-wap-waps. waz v.
variously To piss; to puke; to wank. wazzed adj. To be pissed, puked or
wanked, presumably. wear the beard v. To perform oral sex on a woman. Of
lesbians, the stone (qv). As in: "You can tell she wears the beard". Not to
be confused with beard (qv). wedding tackle n. The male genitalia. wedge v.
To pull another's underpants up the crack of their arse. n. A wedgie. welly
top n. A term used to describe the vagina. "She had a fanny like a welly
top". whanger n. Large penis. As in: "My, that's a fair whanger you have in
your pants". wheek v. Scotch. To remove shit from an aeroplane toilet. wheel
tapping at the Bourneville factory euph. Dabbling in homosexual practices;
the apprenticeship served prior to qualifying as a fully fledged coco
shunter (qv). whidgey n. Eire Front bottom. whiff of lavender euph.
Suspicion of a beard (qv) bride. As in: "I don't know about Edward. There's
a whiff of lavender about that marriage". white mouse n. Tampon. whitewater
wristing euph. To pull your pud; masturbate. white wee wee n. Planet Skaros
Dalek term for semen. willnots n. Tagnuts; dangleberries. Arse fudge
entwined in the kak canyon foliage which simply will not come off. Willy
Woofter rhym. slang Poofter. wind jammer n. A brownpipe engineer (qv) who
leaves his tool in the wind pipe. winky 1. n. A baby's cock. 2. adj. Having
a tendency to wink. winkybag 1. n. A baby's scrotum. 2. n. An ugly woman who
winks a lot. winnie n. Lesbian; she who licks the honey pot. winnit n.
Kling-on; dangleberry (qv); brown room hangers on. wood n. Erectness of the
cock. "I have got wood". woody n. An erection. X X-ray specs n. Spectacles
usually available by mail order only from crappy magazines which enable the
wearer to see through a woman's clothing. XXX A special video certificate
awarded to pornographic films of exceptionally poor sound and picture
quality. xylophone v. To move along a fine of naked women who are all
bending down, and spank their bottoms - which are of varying sizes - with
ones penis; to play a tune on womens buttocks. From the Greek xylo meaning
wood (qv) and phonnicus meaning to hit tunefully. Y yabba dabbas n. The
climactic stages of intercourse; vinegar strokes (qv). yak n. 1. A large,
hairy animal of untidy appearance. 2. Feminist's beaver (qv); minge with a
pant moustache (qv). Y bone steak n. The female opposite of a tubesteak
(qv). yongles US n. Testicles. yank the plank euph. To spank your plank.
yarbles n. Testicles. attr. A Clockwork Orange. Z zeps abbr. Zeppelins euph.
Large breasts. Also Hindenburgs. zig-a-zig ahhh! onomatopoeia To have a
bloody good wank while watching a Spice Girls video. Zinzanbrook
(zin-zan-bruk) NZ rhym. slang Fuck; have sex. zipperfish n. Penis; trouser
trout; underpant eel, etc. zorba v. To have sex with a native whilst on
holiday in Greece. As in: "Did you zorba?" zuffle v. To wipe one's cock on
the curtains after having sex in a posh bird's house.
Subterranean Cinema
> A Clockwork Orange
Now you've gone too far. Beware of my Alex' stare.........
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Aratzio
<Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> got double secret probation because:
>One of the IP addresses he has used in the past can possibly be traced to
>his true identity in Duluth Georgia if you do a trace on it at
>198.211.238.170.
PLEACE TWO BEE NETKKKOPPING ME, CUNT!
MY IP IS 192.168.100.102
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
Citizen Kane
"Hyacinth" <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> wrote in message
news:1beyuk0deh7qh$.11kh98rurrk4d$.dlg@40tude.net...
I'm sure the FBI appreciated your correspondence. After all, in their line
of work, they get very little chance to laugh.
Citizen Kane
"Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
news:4ed6921b690f4020...@alt.sex.wanted.bondage.female-admins-n
ntp...
HE IS NOT TEH TROLL!!!111!! I AM TEH TROLL!!!!!! ME!!!! TAKE ME
INSTEAD!!!! J00 BAST9RD!!!!!!!
Citizen Kane
"Hyacinth" <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> wrote in message
You're right on that. I think it's pretty god damn funny right now,
actually.
Citizen Kane
"Hyacinth" <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> wrote in message
Fuck shit cunt asshole pussy. How was that, my scrotum-mopping friend?
Aratzio
<Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> got double secret probation because:
>Shut up. You won't thinks this is so friggin' funny soon.
>
>Hy
I AR TORLL!
ME 192.168.100.102
ME LAFF HAR HAR
Hyacinth
>> Real women do. I'll bet you've never been near one. Swear at me some more,
>> Satan.
>>
>> Hy
>
> Fuck shit cunt asshole pussy. How was that, my scrotum-mopping friend?
Typical low life stuff from you , alex.
Hyacinth
>> If you wish to contact me, I can provide you with further details. This
> has
>> been going on WAY too long, and I will assist in whatever way I can in
>> bringing his reign of terror to an end.
>> Thank you.
>>
>> Hy
>>
>> Hy
>
> I'm sure the FBI appreciated your correspondence. After all, in their line
> of work, they get very little chance to laugh.
Won't be laffing long Cain.
Hy
Hy
Hyacinth
> On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 18:04:40 -0400, Hyacinth
> <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> got double secret probation because:
>
>>One of the IP addresses he has used in the past can possibly be traced to
>>his true identity in Duluth Georgia if you do a trace on it at
>>198.211.238.170.
>
> PLEACE TWO BEE NETKKKOPPING ME, CUNT!
> MY IP IS 192.168.100.102
Creepo, your next.
Citizen Kane
"Hyacinth" <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> wrote in message
[David Spade]
And you are...?
[/David Spade]
Citizen Kane
"Hyacinth" <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> wrote in message
True. On Thursday there's an "American Dad" re-run on Cartoon Network's
Adult Swim, and you know how much the boys over at the FBI love that show!
Art Deco
Mee two!!
Bai
Bai
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
Aratzio
<Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> got double secret probation because:
>On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 17:22:38 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 18:04:40 -0400, Hyacinth
>> <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>>One of the IP addresses he has used in the past can possibly be traced to
>>>his true identity in Duluth Georgia if you do a trace on it at
>>>198.211.238.170.
>>
>> PLEACE TWO BEE NETKKKOPPING ME, CUNT!
>> MY IP IS 192.168.100.102
>
>Creepo, your next.
I HACE CHANGE MY IP IT AR 192.168.100.103
FUCK OFF NETKKKOPP!
Aratzio
<rbuc...@neubauten.org> got double secret probation because:
>What is it, Hyacinth? I'm really busy in alt.usenet.kooks and I don't
>have time to respond to just anything...
>OOH, I'm SCARED!!!!
ME FOUR
Art Deco
Please to note that my IP is 10.0.0.2! I should also be reproted to
the FBI!
Hyacinth
>>> I'm sure the FBI appreciated your correspondence. After all, in their
> line
>>> of work, they get very little chance to laugh.
>>
>> Won't be laffing long Cain.
>>
>
> True. On Thursday there's an "American Dad" re-run on Cartoon Network's
> Adult Swim, and you know how much the boys over at the FBI love that show!
You think I am kidding?
Wait.
Hyacinth
>>> PLEACE TWO BEE NETKKKOPPING ME, CUNT!
>>> MY IP IS 192.168.100.102
>>
>> Creepo, your next.
>
> OOH, I'm SCARED!!!!
Be.
Hyacinth
>>>> On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 18:04:40 -0400, Hyacinth
>>>> <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>>One of the IP addresses he has used in the past can possibly be traced to
>>>>>his true identity in Duluth Georgia if you do a trace on it at
>>>>>198.211.238.170.
>>>>
>>>> PLEACE TWO BEE NETKKKOPPING ME, CUNT!
>>>> MY IP IS 192.168.100.102
>>>
>>>Creepo, your next.
>>
>> I HACE CHANGE MY IP IT AR 192.168.100.103
>
> I prefer 63.161.169.137
Noted and forwarded Creepo.
Paul Hovnanian P.E.
Come and get me! I dare ya!
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Hyacinth, <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org>, the toupeed, pre-pubescent fumbler,
> and pawnbroker, kecked:
>
> > On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 03:54:29 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> >
> >> Hyacinth, <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org>, the hygienically challenged,
> >> dankish vent renter, and psychotherapist's patient, grated:
> >>
> >>> It is my understanding that you are indeed now monitoring this
> >>> newsgroup as well as some others that have been terrorized for the
> >>> last few years by a person called a "troll".
> >>>
> >>> Please be advised of the following information:
> >>> As of late the troll has gone "underground", taking more of a low
> >>> profile and being more careful in choosing his words because he
> >>> knows he is very close to being caught. he still posts messages,
> >>> but is much more discreet and posts under different names now. He
> >>> may even "behave" for a while now until he feels you have left and
> >>> the coast is clear, and then will resort back to his old harassing
> >>> ways. He will not stop until he is dealt with legally by the
> >>> authorities, I can assure you.
> >>>
> >>> In the past he has posted under many names such as
> >>> wilburn,Derek,Morris, jackalynn, Tom, Joe Alden, Scott, Alex,
> >>> Benjamin, Subterranean Cinema and many others which you are no doubt
> >>> well aware of by now.
> >>>
> >>> One of the IP addresses he has used in the past can possibly be
> >>> traced to his true identity in Duluth Georgia if you do a trace on
> >>> it at 198.211.238.170.
> >>>
> Sure I will, you impotent, cock-sucking jizzmop.
>
> Do you swallow?
>
Hyacinth
hyacint...@netscape.net.
This is
40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
Don't fall for his bullshit.
bean sprouts wrote:
> Can you decode and e-mail me with the details?
>
> I'm on the trail of someone similar, and I noticed
> that this is a 'hot' group.
>
> They're fond of poetry.
>
> Doggerel, to be exact.
Hyacinth
hyacint...@netscape.net.
Don't fall for Giarmo's bullshit.
_____________________________________________________
Hyacinth
Hyacinth
Citizen Kane
"Hyacinth" <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> wrote in message
No, I think you're serious, but one of the more amusing kooks to come along
in the last several months.
>
> Wait.
For what?
Citizen Kane
"Hyacinth" <hyacint...@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:1129007593.1...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
> Sorry, but it's the troll again. Hyacinth's email address is
> hyacint...@netscape.net.
>
> This is
> 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
> 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
> 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
> 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
>
>
What's bullshit is you posting this half a dozen times, moron.
Aratzio
<Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> transparently proposed:
No, but I do think you are a powerless kook about to find out how much
people laugh at kooks.
Art Deco
Be.
Hyacinth
>>>>> I'm sure the FBI appreciated your correspondence. After all, in their
>>> line
>>>>> of work, they get very little chance to laugh.
>>>>
>>>> Won't be laffing long Cain.
>>>>
>>>
>>> True. On Thursday there's an "American Dad" re-run on Cartoon Network's
>>> Adult Swim, and you know how much the boys over at the FBI love that
> show!
>>
>> You think I am kidding?
>
> No, I think you're serious, but one of the more amusing kooks to come along
> in the last several months.
>
>>
>> Wait.
>
> For what?
The shitr coming hard down on your crackerback, Asshole Alex.
Hyacinth
> On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 23:28:22 -0400, Hyacinth
> <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> transparently proposed:
>
>>On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 21:39:43 -0400, Citizen Kane wrote:
>>
>>>>> I'm sure the FBI appreciated your correspondence. After all, in their
>>> line
>>>>> of work, they get very little chance to laugh.
>>>>
>>>> Won't be laffing long Cain.
>>>>
>>>
>>> True. On Thursday there's an "American Dad" re-run on Cartoon Network's
>>> Adult Swim, and you know how much the boys over at the FBI love that show!
>>
>>You think I am kidding?
>>
>>Wait.
>
> No, but I do think you are a powerless kook about to find out how much
> people laugh at kooks.
Powerless? You'll see, Greaseball.
Hy
Hy
Hyacinth
>>>> I HACE CHANGE MY IP IT AR 192.168.100.103
>>>
>>> I prefer 63.161.169.137
>>
>> Noted and forwarded Creepo.
>
> <snicker...we should all be so lucky>
Look here Feebles, I'll add you to the FBI list, Cunt
Hyacinth
Fuck off "w/Cain/Malone dickweed.
Hyacinth
> I'm at 127.0.0.1
>
> Come and get me! I dare ya!
Idiot. local IP, st00pid fucker.
Hy
hy
slumpy
a hat made of leaves and a cheeky grin, saying:
I hate to interject [well, not really] but you have no chance. Why not
invent someone different, someone more plausible to complain to ?
The FBI have enough to do looking for missing persons without dealing with
fragile personalities with hurt feelings.
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/4l7o4
Anthony Banovic - Usenet's own Wyle E Coyote
REMEMBER THE CHAPMNA !!
Aratzio
<hyacint...@netscape.net> transparently proposed:
Did I say *powerless*? No, I sad *powerless kook*. Please to get the
quotes correct in the future, impotent kook.
Citizen Kane
No, YOU fuck off. You only needed to post it once, TWICE at the most, and
yet you praddle around spamming the shit out of Usenet, increasing your BI,
and making yourself look like some moronic dweeb with Parkinson's disease
and a history of being stupid.
Citizen Kane
Now you're just getting creepy.
Citizen Kane
"Meat Plow" <me...@meatplow.local> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.10.11....@nntp-server.meatplow.local...
> On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 18:31:28 -0400, Hyacinth wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 03:54:29 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> >
> >> Hyacinth, <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org>, the hygienically challenged,
> >> dankish vent renter, and psychotherapist's patient, grated:
> >>
> >
> > Shut up. You won't thinks this is so friggin' funny soon.
> >
>
I thought Rusty Waters already did.
Kadaitcha Man
genetically modified corn merchant, palpitated:
> On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 20:02:09 -0400, Citizen Kane wrote:
>
>>> If you wish to contact me, I can provide you with further details.
>>> This has been going on WAY too long, and I will assist in whatever
>>> way I can in bringing his reign of terror to an end.
>>> Thank you.
>>>
>>> Hy
>>>
>>> Hy
>>
>> I'm sure the FBI appreciated your correspondence. After all, in
>> their line of work, they get very little chance to laugh.
>
> Won't be laffing long Cain.
Why's that? You going to report the FBI to the CIA?
homer_...@yahoo.com
> Hyacinth, <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org>, the fogyish, sluggish derelict, and
> genetically modified corn merchant, palpitated:
>
> > On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 20:02:09 -0400, Citizen Kane wrote:
> >
> >>> If you wish to contact me, I can provide you with further details.
> >>> This has been going on WAY too long, and I will assist in whatever
> >>> way I can in bringing his reign of terror to an end.
> >>> Thank you.
> >>>
> >>> Hy
> >>>
> >>> Hy
> >>
> >> I'm sure the FBI appreciated your correspondence. After all, in
> >> their line of work, they get very little chance to laugh.
> >
> > Won't be laffing long Cain.
>
> Why's that? You going to report the FBI to the CIA?
No, I think you report the CIA to the FBI now.
Things change.
Hyacinth
Who the fukk are you? What do you know, you're not even an American. Go
hump your Queen.
http://www.boutons.com/animation/flag.gif
Hy
Hy
Hyacinth
>>>>You think I am kidding?
>>>>
>>>>Wait.
>>>
>>> No, but I do think you are a powerless kook about to find out how much
>>> people laugh at kooks.
>>
>>Powerless? You'll see, Greaseball.
>>
>>Hy
>>
>>Hy
>
> Did I say *powerless*? No, I sad *powerless kook*. Please to get the
> quotes correct in the future, impotent kook.
Eat vermicelli and die, Greaseball.
Hyacinth
>>>> Sorry, but it's the troll again. Hyacinth's email address is
>>>> hyacint...@netscape.net.
>>>>
>>>> This is
>>>> 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
>>>> 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
>>>> 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
>>>> 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
>>>>
>>>> Don't fall for his bullshit.
>>>>
>>>
>>> What's bullshit is you posting this half a dozen times, moron.
>>
>> Fuck off "w/Cain/Malone dickweed.
>
> No, YOU fuck off. You only needed to post it once, TWICE at the most, and
> yet you praddle around spamming the shit out of Usenet, increasing your BI,
> and making yourself look like some moronic dweeb with Parkinson's disease
> and a history of being stupid.
I'll post it as often as I like and what are you going to do about it, cry
to Mommy Nancy, Cain of Milledgeville GA, home of the cracker hut.
Aratzio
<hyacint...@netscape.net> transparently proposed:
>On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 14:44:34 GMT, Aratzio wrote:
Nice, death wish, please to include such in your pathetic whines to
gubbermint agencies so that they may enjoy your complete and utter
pathetic nature.
Hyacinth
local dump; has fantasies about love and affection; likes bondage, S&M with
other men", pussyfooted:
> Busty common tart with bulging hair pie and sinewy boobs is in need of
> wide shlong to get a leg over. Mail me at hyacint...@netscape.net
Hyacinth
comfortable wearing the same underwear three or four times without washing
them; slobbers when kissing", harangued:
> My boyfriend and I were getting ready to have sex for the first time
> and his mom came home. He told me to run into his room so i did. He
> came in and we eventually did have sex. Not even 2 minutes after we
> were done his mom buldged in and flipped asking who i was what my age
> was and if i had clothes on. She didnt like me becuz i am .. 'young'
> and her son is 16 going to be 17. She went to my house and told my
> parents all about it but they didnt really care. THey knew about me
> smoking weed cigerettes and everything so i didnt get in trouble but i
> feel like with my bfs mom hagging at him all the time hes gonna dump
> me.
Anni...@gmail.com
>>> Did I say *powerless*? No, I sad *powerless kook*. Please to get the
>>> quotes correct in the future, impotent kook.
>>
>>Eat vermicelli and die, Greaseball.
>
> Nice, death wish, please to include such in your pathetic whines to
> gubbermint agencies so that they may enjoy your complete and utter
> pathetic nature.
And this is supposed to mean... what??
Would you please quit cross-posting. We don't give a rat's ass
who emailed you, buddy.
_______________________
Anni...@gmail.com
>>> I'm sure the FBI appreciated your correspondence. After all, in
>>> their line of work, they get very little chance to laugh.
>>
>> Won't be laffing long Cain.
>
> Why's that? You going to report the FBI to the CIA?
And this is supposed to mean... what??
Hyacinth
>>>
>>>>> If you wish to contact me, I can provide you with further details.
>>>>> This has been going on WAY too long, and I will assist in whatever
>>>>> way I can in bringing his reign of terror to an end.
>>>>> Thank you.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hy
>>>>>
>>>>> Hy
>>>>
>>>> I'm sure the FBI appreciated your correspondence. After all, in
>>>> their line of work, they get very little chance to laugh.
>>>
>>> Won't be laffing long Cain.
>>
>> Why's that? You going to report the FBI to the CIA?
>
> No, I think you report the CIA to the FBI now.
>
> Things change.
Ya'll keep it up, won;t be laffing much longer now.
slumpy
I watch enough US cop shows to know that they are busy busy busy.
And it would be a sad World indeed if being non-American meant you could not
express an opinion when someone is making themselves look ridiculous.
slumpy
a hat made of leaves and a cheeky grin, saying:
> What do you know, you're not even an American.
I know enough to point out that using an English comedy character as an
email address makes that statement look extremely fuckwitted.
Hyacinth
>> Who the fukk are you? What do you know, you're not even an American.
>> Go hump your Queen.
>>
>> http://www.boutons.com/animation/flag.gif
>>
>> Hy
>>
>> Hy
>
> I watch enough US cop shows to know that they are busy busy busy.
>
> And it would be a sad World indeed if being non-American meant you could not
> express an opinion when someone is making themselves look ridiculous.
You can express an opine all you want, BritButt, but(t) no one gives a shit
what you have to say since you do whatever we tell you to.
Hyacinth
>> What do you know, you're not even an American.
>
> I know enough to point out that using an English comedy character as an
> email address makes that statement look extremely fuckwitted.
It's not an English comedy actor, stupid, it's a paradigm
Hi
ya
cinth
Cytnthia is my mother, you ignorant twit.
slumpy
a hat made of leaves and a cheeky grin, saying:
> On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 17:26:11 +0100, slumpy wrote:
If that were the case, you must be telling me to tell you to stop acting
like a tantrumkid and grow a skin.
Sorry for not adding to, or mispelling, a word to give added effect,
pussycat.
slumpy
a hat made of leaves and a cheeky grin, saying:
> On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 17:27:42 +0100, slumpy wrote:
>
> > > What do you know, you're not even an American.
> >
> > I know enough to point out that using an English comedy character
> > as an email address makes that statement look extremely fuckwitted.
>
> It's not an English comedy actor, stupid, it's a paradigm
I said 'character', not 'actor'.
Suck on this, Idiot. http://www.phill.co.uk/comedy/kua/
You obviously suffer from PNTL syndrome.
Art Deco
Who claims ownership of this frother? C'mon, fess up!
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
Debbie Monitor
>THIS IS NOT HYACINTH, IT'S THE TROLL AGAIN!!
>
>User-Agent: 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
>User-Agent: 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
>User-Agent: 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
>User-Agent: 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
>User-Agent: 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
>
>Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Hyacinth, <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org>, the toupeed, pre-pubescent fumbler,
>> and pawnbroker, kecked:
>> >>> If you wish to contact me, I can provide you with further details.
>> >>> This has been going on WAY too long, and I will assist in whatever
>> >>> way I can in bringing his reign of terror to an end.
>> >>> Thank you.
>> >>>
>> >>> Hy
>> >>>
>> >>> Hy
>> >>
>> >> Please report me to the FBI. I AM A TROLL!!!1!
>> >
>> > Shut up. You won't thinks this is so friggin' funny soon.
>>
>> Sure I will, you impotent, cock-sucking jizzmop.
>>
>> Do you swallow?
Sounds familiar.
Dt Lemons 1900
"slumpy" <not...@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:3r2dntF...@individual.net...
Slumpy how the hell do you even pay attention to all that grade school
shouting from that sad group of fools. I think I have at least 10 Hyacinths
in the KF. They sure spend a lot of time trying to climb out. Those people
have the life.
slumpy
It amuses me sometimes.
You should know that as well as anyone !!
Hyacinth
>>> I watch enough US cop shows to know that they are busy busy busy.
>>>
>>> And it would be a sad World indeed if being non-American meant you
>>> could not express an opinion when someone is making themselves look
>>> ridiculous.
>>
>> You can express an opine all you want, BritButt, but(t) no one gives
>> a shit what you have to say since you do whatever we tell you to.
>
> If that were the case, you must be telling me to tell you to stop acting
> like a tantrumkid and grow a skin.
>
> Sorry for not adding to, or mispelling, a word to give added effect,
> pussycat.
Fuck you, I goggled your slimey ass, you're a tax cheat. How would you like
for me to place a call or two, hmmmmmmmm?
Hyacinth
>> It's not an English comedy actor, stupid, it's a paradigm
>
> I said 'character', not 'actor'.
You don't have any, Tax Cheat.
Hyacinth
>>>>> FBI love that show!
>>>>
>>>>You think I am kidding?
>>>>
>>>>Wait.
>>>
>>> No, but I do think you are a powerless kook about to find out how
>>> much people laugh at kooks.
>>
>> Powerless? You'll see, Greaseball.
>>
>> Hy
>>
>> Hy
>
> Email me again, cunt. Go ahead.
Done, enjoy the virus.
heheheeee
Aratzio
>What is it, Hyacinth? I'm really busy in alt.usenet.kooks and I don't
>have time to respond to just anything...
>
>> On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 13:11:04 GMT, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 23:28:22 -0400, Hyacinth
>>> <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> transparently proposed:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 21:39:43 -0400, Citizen Kane wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm sure the FBI appreciated your correspondence. After all, in
>>>>>>> their
>>>>> line
>>>>>>> of work, they get very little chance to laugh.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Won't be laffing long Cain.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> True. On Thursday there's an "American Dad" re-run on Cartoon
>>>>> Network's Adult Swim, and you know how much the boys over at the
>>>>> FBI love that show!
>>>>
>>>>You think I am kidding?
>>>>
>>>>Wait.
>>>
>>> No, but I do think you are a powerless kook about to find out how
>>> much people laugh at kooks.
>>
>> Powerless? You'll see, Greaseball.
>>
>> Hy
>>
>> Hy
>
>Email me again, cunt. Go ahead.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A Real Lifer Kook!!!!1!!!!
slumpy
a hat made of leaves and a cheeky grin, saying:
> On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 19:15:09 +0100, slumpy wrote:
You too ?
Please do.
slumpy
a hat made of leaves and a cheeky grin, saying:
> On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 19:17:01 +0100, slumpy wrote:
Gullibility Level 100%
Amy
like you're all two years old. Get a life!
Kadaitcha Man
and person who keeps records of no value whatsoever, hullabalooed:
> You can express an opine all you want
X-Trace: individual.net
User-Agent: 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
Date: Tue, 11 Oct 2005 16:57:30 -0400
From: Hyacinth <hyacint...@netscape.net>
> Does CO2 contain Hydrogen, in your opine?
X-Trace: individual.net
Date: Tue, 11 Oct 2005 02:09:37 -0400
From: Cliff <Clhu...@aol.com>
Citizen Kane
"Hyacinth" <hyacint...@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:hcur42oeb7n.qthblu38a4i5$.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:53:12 -0400, Citizen Kane wrote:
>
> >>>> Sorry, but it's the troll again. Hyacinth's email address is
> >>>> hyacint...@netscape.net.
> >>>>
> >>>> This is
> >>>> 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
> >>>> 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
> >>>> 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
> >>>> 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1
> >>>>
> >>>> Don't fall for his bullshit.
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> What's bullshit is you posting this half a dozen times, moron.
> >>
> >> Fuck off "w/Cain/Malone dickweed.
> >
> > No, YOU fuck off. You only needed to post it once, TWICE at the most,
and
> > yet you praddle around spamming the shit out of Usenet, increasing your
BI,
> > and making yourself look like some moronic dweeb with Parkinson's
disease
> > and a history of being stupid.
>
> I'll post it as often as I like and what are you going to do about it, cry
> to Mommy Nancy, Cain of Milledgeville GA, home of the cracker hut.
My mother's name is not Nancy, and there is no "cracker hut" here in town.
Now go fuck off, you garden slug of a loser.
Art Deco
>Read at own risk. "Art Deco" wrote:
>
>> Hyacinth <Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> wrote:
>
>>> On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 01:03:58 GMT, Robert Buchanan wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> PLEACE TWO BEE NETKKKOPPING ME, CUNT!
>>>>>> MY IP IS 192.168.100.102
>>>>>
>>>>> Creepo, your next.
>>>>
>>>> OOH, I'm SCARED!!!!
>>>
>>> Be.
>> Be.
>Boo.
Bu.
Paul Hovnanian P.E.
>
> On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 21:55:47 -0700, Paul Hovnanian P.E. wrote:
>
> > I'm at 127.0.0.1
> >
> > Come and get me! I dare ya!
>
> Idiot. local IP, st00pid fucker.
You're right, my mistake. You can try mouse-potato.com instead.
--
Paul Hovnanian mailto:Pa...@Hovnanian.com
------------------------------------------------------------------
Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for
the change to take effect. Reboot now? [OK]
Anni...@gmail.com
Amy wrote:
> Jesus Christ, people, grow up! Bunch of children bickering and fighting
> like you're all two years old. Get a life!
Amy: You'll probably be surprised, but the "bickering and fighting"
going on is just one troll named Agent 40tude_Dialog/2.0.14.1. Check
the headers. Everyone else has been chased off, so he speaks only to
himself now!!
It's very funny in a sick kind of way.
Annie
ANNIE
Citizen Kane wrote:
> I'll post it as often as I like and what are you going to do about
it, cry
> > to Mommy Nancy, Cain of Milledgeville GA, home of the cracker hut.
>
>
> My mother's name is not Nancy, and there is no "cracker hut" here in town.
> Now go fuck off, you garden slug of a loser.
_____________________________________________________
Do you think anyone cares who or where the fuck you are??
Now, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day!! Actually woke me.
Everything else you post is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
borrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
ANNIE
Citizen Kane wrote:
> I'll post it as often as I like and what are you going to do about
it, cry
> > to Mommy Nancy, Cain of Milledgeville GA, home of the cracker hut.
>
>
> My mother's name is not Nancy, and there is no "cracker hut" here in town.
> Now go fuck off, you garden slug of a loser.
_____________________________________________________
Dt Lemons 1900
But they are not at all funny or entertaining.
tinplated
wrote:
>On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 18:04:40 -0400, Hyacinth
><Hyacint...@PRIVATE.org> got double secret probation because:
>
>>One of the IP addresses he has used in the past can possibly be traced to
>>his true identity in Duluth Georgia if you do a trace on it at
>>198.211.238.170.
>
>PLEACE TWO BEE NETKKKOPPING ME, CUNT!
>MY IP IS 192.168.100.102
Hey! My IP is 192.168.51.1 so we must be using the same AOL to
get to the intarweb! How cool is that? PLUS mine is like 49
lower than yours, so I am am more senior to you!
JD "too bad, but it shows i am the b0mb and your are teh p0wned!" S
Tim K.
"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:mj1mk1ppdoaj1pcoe...@4ax.com...
<plonk>
fuckwit
Tim K.
"Hyacinth" <"hyacinth"@comp.sex.scraggy.wornout.senior-citizens> wrote in
message
<plonk>
tinplated
>It is my understanding that you are indeed now monitoring this newsgroup as
>well as some others that have been terrorized for the last few years by a
>person called a "troll".
>
>Please be advised of the following information:
>As of late the troll has gone "underground", taking more of a low profile
>and being more careful in choosing his words because he knows he is very
>close to being caught. he still posts messages, but is much more discreet
>and posts under different names now. He may even "behave" for a while now
>until he feels you have left and the coast is clear, and then will resort
>back to his old harassing ways. He will not stop until he is dealt with
>legally by the authorities, I can assure you.
>
>In the past he has posted under many names such as wilburn,Derek,Morris,
>jackalynn, Tom, Joe Alden, Scott, Alex, Benjamin, Subterranean Cinema and
>many others which you are no doubt
>well aware of by now.
>
>One of the IP addresses he has used in the past can possibly be traced to
>his true identity in Duluth Georgia if you do a trace on it at
>198.211.238.170.
>
>Please know that this guy is no common ordinary prankster. To say he is
>evil is being too kind.
>
>He has harassed, maligned, slandered, stalked, threatened, and belittled
>people, purposely (and publicly) trying to ruin their reputations and drive
>them away from their simple pursuits here to enjoy their favorite music
>groups with others of similar interests on the internet. He has done
>personal
>searches on individuals, and has even tried (and perhaps succeeded) to get
>people fired from their jobs. He has forged people's email addresses and
>posted awful things on Usenet in their names. He has tried to break up
>marital relationships by posting terrible things about individuals. He
>sends people file attachments containing viruses to their home email
>addresses purposely attempting to ruin their computer systems. He has made
>some people's lives a living hell, and this is no exaggeration. He has even
>made VERY explicit sexual comments repeatedly toward women and even their
>children, which has been the most heinous and revolting of all his evil
>deeds. Please do what you can to rid Usenet of this predator.
>
>If you wish to contact me, I can provide you with further details. This has
>been going on WAY too long, and I will assist in whatever way I can in
>bringing his reign of terror to an end.
>Thank you.
>
>Hy
>
>Hy
So what did the FBI say? Are they on the case? Who did they assign
to handle it? I bet it was Sgt Dooright - he always gets his man. On
the other hand, if this is an international FBI operation, you can't
do better that Lt. Moose. Last I heard, he was tied up on another
case with his partner, S. Quirrel - but I am sure they'll be free soon.
Most of their cases don't take longer than 12 minutes or so...
JD "watch me pull a kook out of the 'net! whoops, wrong sock!" S
Anni...@gmail.com
Of course I guess I'm not run off or are you so I guess what I said is
quite fucking idiotic.
Annie
Hyacinth
>> I'll post it as often as I like and what are you going to do about it, cry
>> to Mommy Nancy, Cain of Milledgeville GA, home of the cracker hut.
>
> My mother's name is not Nancy, and there is no "cracker hut" here in town.
> Now go fuck off, you garden slug of a loser.
Sorry, your mother's name is Two Bit Nigger Whore and you live in Georgia,
cracker hut capital of the fukken world. Moron.
Hyacinth
> Hyacinth wrote:
>>
>> On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 21:55:47 -0700, Paul Hovnanian P.E. wrote:
>>
>>> I'm at 127.0.0.1
>>>
>>> Come and get me! I dare ya!
>>
>> Idiot. local IP, st00pid fucker.
>
> You're right, my mistake. You can try mouse-potato.com instead.
You can try the inside scum on my glans head too.