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Re: The Ballad of Ray and Anita [final repoast]

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Mirror of TRVTH

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Oct 24, 2021, 11:57:23 PM10/24/21
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Mirror of TRVTH <tr...@172.16.1.1> wrote:

> Ray Karczewski died in his bus on July 22, 2021.
> In his honor, here is one last reprise of the Ballad.
> (first posted c. 2004)
>
>
> The Ballad of Ray and Anita
> (with apologies to John & Yoko)
>
> we went on a trip down to shasta
> fifty red lights all in a line
> the ticketing cop
> said, why didn't you stop
> i said, i'm christ and i will not pay the fine
> christ, that crime was so easy
> i said, i'll go on a spree
> till I got a Notice
> from the ODMV
>
> anita drove me round for a while
> but seven feathers beckoned afar
> i ran off with the rent
> when it was all spent
> i cast my brites upon the deputy's car
> christ, this oughta be easy
> cause all the trouble i'm in
> was caused by my evil
> fictitious, juristic twin
>
> the judge was not amused with my Lien
> the DA did not answer my Claim
> the jurors all said,
> we think he's fucked in the head
> a hammy sandwich they would equally blame
> christ, you know it ain't easy
> it's harder than you might think
> to get booted out of
> the josephine county clink
>
> saving up your poasting for a rainy day
> living on gummint charity
> last night the wife said, raymie when you're dead
> you don't leave nothing here except for your spam ---
> THINK!
>
> caught up in the great chicken caper
> kathy failed to see it my way
> she said, haven't your heard
> you've been upstaged by a bird
> and on my site she slapped a DMCA
> christ, i came here to save em
> but the TRVTH they won't see
> these spiritual pipsqueaks
> are gonna crucify me
>
> disinfotainment agents abound
> the defamation, it never ends
> there's no one, you see
> who takes me seriously
> so on the Bullies® now my life codepends
> christ, you know it ain't easy
> you know how hard it can be
> i can't be a martyr
> unless they crucify me
>
> please make me a martyr,...
> oh let's all crucify me
>
> dum dum da duuumm


For millenials:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-1OgNqBkVE
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