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notroll2013

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Nov 14, 2012, 12:39:29 PM11/14/12
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I've heard that Hagar has left the country. He now lives in the Republic of
Crackerstan. In consideration of his experience in the fast food and
carnival industries, he was given a one year work visa as Crackerstani
nationals will not do that sort of work.

liquid wrench

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Nov 14, 2012, 5:39:21 PM11/14/12
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Lol, I think I'm going to have to contradict that report.

Real world data shows he's taken up semi-permanent residence inside your
head.

Maybe that carny background will come in handy yet ;-)

Supersize him!

ChasNemo

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Nov 22, 2012, 9:35:39 PM11/22/12
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There's quite a demand for grease trap cleaners and toilet bowl
swabbers in Crackerstan. Hagar has an associate's degree in those
specialties from West Bumfuck Community College, which is just east of
his trailer park and within easy walking distance.

ChasNemo

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Dec 1, 2012, 7:48:00 PM12/1/12
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Has Hagar given up and committed suicide, or did he just choke to
death on a turkey bone on T Day?

notroll2013

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Dec 1, 2012, 9:24:02 PM12/1/12
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If he choked on a bone, I doubt it was from a turkey.

liquid wrench

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Dec 2, 2012, 12:59:16 PM12/2/12
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On 12/1/2012 5:48 PM, ChasNemo wrote:

>> There's quite a demand for grease trap cleaners and toilet bowl
>> swabbers in Crackerstan. Hagar has an associate's degree in those
>> specialties from West Bumfuck Community College, which is just east of
>> his trailer park and within easy walking distance.
>
> Has Hagar given up and committed suicide, or did he just choke to
> death on a turkey bone on T Day?
>
Beg for him bro, beg for him.

notroll2013

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Dec 2, 2012, 1:37:08 PM12/2/12
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Liquid Wrench. Just what kind of lube is that?

liquid wrench

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Dec 2, 2012, 4:21:52 PM12/2/12
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On 12/2/2012 11:37 AM, notroll2013 wrote:

>>> Has Hagar given up and committed suicide, or did he just choke to
>>
>>> death on a turkey bone on T Day?
>>
>>>
>>
>> Beg for him bro, beg for him.
>
> Liquid Wrench. Just what kind of lube is that?
>

It's a high quality penetrating oil.

Do you have some parts that have frozen up?

notroll2013

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Dec 2, 2012, 6:48:52 PM12/2/12
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Nope. Everything works just like it's supposed to. Hagar used to talk about penetrating oil. He said he used it to get the wheels off of his house. But most suspect he used it for other purposes, too.

liquid wrench

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Dec 3, 2012, 11:59:18 AM12/3/12
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On 12/2/2012 4:48 PM, notroll2013 wrote:

>>> Liquid Wrench. Just what kind of lube is that?
>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>> It's a high quality penetrating oil.
>>
>>
>>
>> Do you have some parts that have frozen up?
>
> Nope. Everything works just like it's supposed to. Hagar used to talk about penetrating oil.
> He said he used it to get the wheels off of his house. But most suspect he used it for other
> purposes, too.
>
He sure pwns you big time here. I bet he reads this crap and laughs out
loud.
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