=======> THE ULTIMATE SARAH PALIN NICKNAME LIST! THE TOP 101. <=======

ChasNemo

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Nov 16, 2009, 9:47:18 AM11/16/09

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THE ULTIMATE SARAH PALIN NICKNAME LIST!

Sarah’s toast and soon will be forgotten as a “female Dan Quayle”, so
here’s the ultimate Sarah Palin nickname list!

1) Baberaham Lincoln
2) Sarah-Cuda
3) Sarah Barracuda
4) MILF
5) VPILF
6) Hell on Heels
7) Geraldine Quayle
8) Caribou Barbie
9) McMilfin
10) Pole-Bump Palin (or Poll-Bump Palin)
11) The Killa from Wasilla (or The Killa from Wasilly)
12) Bible Spice
13) Moose Mama
14) Tundra Tillie
15) Miss Mooseburgerbritches
16) Betty Cracker
17) Governor Gidget
18) Polar Bear Barbie
19) Sarah Slut
20) The Witch of Wasilla
21) Wicked Witch of Wasilla
22) Half Baked Alaska
23) Sarah Quaylin
24) Dickless Cheney
25) Pinhead Palin
26) Snowjob Squareglasses
27) Gov. Mooselini
28) The Paliban
29) The Drilla' from Wasilla
30) The Alaska Disasta'
31) Lipstick on Pork
32) Lipstick Pig
32) Heather Ho
33) Sarah Scofflaw
34) Myth Alaska
35) Moose Turd Midge
36) Wicked Witch of the North
37) Darth Palin
38) Sarafundie
39) Salem Palin
40) Sarah Shitforbrains
41) Nowhere Girl
42) Mukluk Moron
43) Sallie Sleaze
44) Wasilly Filly
45) Stepford Palin
46 Moosethong
46) Moosething
47) SHE Who Must Be Obeyed
48) McCain's Merkin
49) McPuppet
50) Godzilla from Wasilla
51) Miss Unaccomplished
52) Miss Nobody
53) Miss Nothing
54) Moosealini
55) Legally Blind
56) Pork Barrel Palin
57) Chump Change
58) Governor Nowhere
59) McMooseburger
60) Pinocchio Palin
61) Hurricane Sarah
62) Pontius Palin
63) Pandora Palin
64) Sarah Failin'
65) Failin' Palin
66) Spongeslut Squareass
67) Bush with Boobs
68) Sarah Squint
69) Wasilla Winker
70) Granny Glasses
71) Mad Dog Palin
72) Road Dog Palin
73) Snow KKKween
74) Trooper Pooper
75) Troopergate Twit
76) Troopergate Twat
77) Snowshoe Drama Queen
78) Polar Sleaze
79) Sarah Slow
80) Sarah Sweats
81) Wasilla Wench
82) Wasilla Weasel
83) Community Disorganizer
84) Wasilla Slut
85) Wasilly Slut
86) Wasilla Hater
87) Wasilly Hater
88) Abominable Snowwoman
89) Wasilla Abomination
90) Abomination Nation
91) Nattering Nitwit
92) Ms. Dull
93) Ms. Dimwit
94) McKook’s Anchor
95) Washington Wannabe
96) Six Colleges Sarah
97) Couric’s Coup
98) Female Dan Quayle

AND SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST:

99) Former Vice Presidential Nominee
100) Sarah HasBeen
101) Sarah Who?

mightyjoe

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Nov 16, 2009, 10:23:37 AM11/16/09

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BAMMY's Top 11 NICKNAMES:

1.Bam
2.Bammy
3.Obammy
4.Obaboon
5.Mulatto Man
6.Commander Hee-Hee
7.Chocolate TOTUS Reader
8.ManActingStupidly
9.Bow-wow King
10.Foreignbornstinkhorn

AND SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST:

11.VillagePeoplePresident

Truth Galore

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Nov 16, 2009, 10:29:41 AM11/16/09

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On Nov 16, 10:23 am, mightyjoe <shoret...@comcast.net> wrote:

> 11.Village People President

Good point Joe - here's a clear portrait of a loyal obama supporter -

http://tinyurl.com/y93b5wn

yep a village people type for sure.

Safe to say this guy will NOT be reading Sarah's book.

mightyjoe

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Nov 16, 2009, 1:53:43 PM11/16/09

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Interesting. The ACLU would defend the horse bonker like this:

The horse must have wanted it because one good kick would have ended
it.
The horse had only simple infections, there are antibiotics for that,
no harm done.
The horse bonker shouldn't go to prison, he'll only get ass-bonked
himself.
The horse bonker was made fun of as a child and never had a woman, was
only practicing.
The horse bonker has already been named a sex-offender, isn't that
hell enough?