Whether it’s a racist remark or an ethnic slur, as long as we have
differences people will make fun of them. Stereotypes are there for a
reason because they represent that groups, if not dominant trait,
something that makes them stand out as different from the rest.
My first Job out of High School was at R. Hoe & Company in the Bronx
where my father was production manager. They made printing presses a
city block long. The foundry made saw blades for the logging
industry. Every stereotype existed in real time.
The Italians ran production. You don’t produce we break your legs.
The Jews ran accounting. Go figure
The Irish were expeditors and ran security.
The Germans strait off the boat ran engineering.
The Puerto Ricans ran the mailroom. No reason, they just couldn’t fit
in any place else.
The blacks were the janitors.
The owner…. He was a WASP.
Everyone cracked on each other. Ethnic jokes where never taken
personally. If you got slammed you came back with a better one.
Today you get fired, sued, wind up dead or in the hospital.
So in keeping with the conversation…
Dad," asked the Polish kid, "can I have five dollars to buy a guinea
pig?"….
"Here's ten dollars, son. Go find yourself a nice Polish
girl."
How do you define "confusion"?
…… Father's Day in Harlem.
Did you hear about the two Aborigines who appeared on the TV show
"That's Incredible"?...... One didn't drink and the other had a job.
What's the difference between a pot of lobsters and a group of
Japanese tourists who've just been run over by a steamroller? …..
There's no difference, they're all crustaceans.
What's the difference between a bowling-ball and a West Indian
girl?....
You can only get three fingers in a bowling-ball.
How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass?....Very satisfying.
Why are camels called "Ships of the Desert"?
…. Because they're full
of Muslim semen.
What do you call a cracker farmer with two sheep under his arms?....A
pimp.
They get better…..
How was the limbo created? ….. Jews going under pay toilets.
What’s a seven course Irish dinner? …. A six pack and boiled potato.
Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star trek?.....
Because they
are not going to have jobs in the future either.
What do you call a Puerto Rican midget?.... .. A speck.
What’s an Italian? ….A Spick with a job.
What’s a Mexican? Proof positive that the Indians fucked the buffalo.
Here’s a…. threefer.
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?...
He
enters a duck.
How can you tell if a Pole is present?
He bets money on the duck.
How can you tell if an Italian is present?
The duck wins
Did I leave anyone out? Oops.. Horry
Why aren’t there any Dutch jokes? ….. Because the Dutch aren’t funny.
Had enough? I have…
RT