NOTICE TO CROSSPOSTERS!
This group is called alt.fan.art-bell. It's for talking about Art
Bell, his radio show (and replacement hosts), his/their guests, and
whatever else we choose to discuss. We've got more than enough
foolishness right here in this group without having to go trolling
for more.
Unfortunately, every nutcake crystal-rubbing, bunny-hugging, tree-
sitting, tofu-eating, Volvo-driving, whale-watching, New-Age,
backyard-preaching, Bible-thumping, god-bothering, bigfoot-chasing,
spoon-bending, remote-viewing, star-gazing, reverse-swearing,
reptile-fucking, carpet-munching, fudge-packing, toad-licking,
goat-sucking, Clinton-loving, flame-trolling, pamphlet-peddling,
horoscope-reading, alien abductee seems to think it's fun to post his
or her dreck into afa-b.
Not only that, but we're also plagued by every goddam hypocritical,
brain-dead, mega-dittoing, Reagan-worshipping, Newtie-following,
Clinton-bashing, Hillary-hating, gun-hugging, miltia-joining, bunny-
bopping, forest-raping, earth-paving, river-damming, species-
exterminating, ozone-trashing, pickup-with-gun-rack-driving,
Medicare-killing, tax-avoiding, mind-controlling, urban-legend-quoting,
trickle-downing, "liberal"-hating, gay-bashing, femiNazi-spewing,
hate-spouting, Bible-quoting, Moral Mafia, jack-booted,
cross-burning, Klan-joining, Commie-baiting, conspiracy-theorist,
neo-Nazi, crypto- Fascist, radical-right-wing ditto-head that comes down
the pike.
Then, when a few of us shred these fatheads to bits by debunking
their favorite fantasy, they start whining.
Please lurk before you make an ass of yourself, then:
If you can't stand the heat, stay the hell out of our newsgroup.
"This is not a gentle place."
In the interest of evenhandedness, and to enjoy one of our
favorite kooks rants, we also present The Woo Woo View:
"AFAB = alt.fan.art-bell newsgroup. It is a prime example of
a gathering place for hooded, cowardly, government/media
disinformation agents who operate behind multiple aliases as
they prey on others, intimidating and misdirecting attention
away from those who engage in serious dialog. It is a meeting
place of ignoramuses who seek to promote the Bassackward
societal traits of irresponsibility, violence, human
degradation, and ignorance under the guise of Free Speech."
By Ray "Linenoise" Karczewski
Hope This Helps.
(Revised 4/30/2000)
(Posted in Memory of Glen Quarnstrom)