Use what to listen? I use my ears. Bell/Norry fans generally
don't, they are usually covered with rectal tissue.
When did this newsgroup ever have much to do with Bell in the first
place?
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Not only that, but we're also plagued by every goddam hypocritical,
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Then, when a few of us shred these fatheads to bits by debunking their
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Please lurk before you make an ass of yourself, then:
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my eyes are opened wide over this important information....
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>
>"DrPostman" <Lo...@mysig.foremail> wrote in message
>news:88eu019sktnqpoaib...@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 09:28:37 GMT, "General George"
>> <kill...@letgodsortumout.com> in accordance with The Prophecy
>> scribed:
>>
>>>I remember listening to Art Bell in the later 1990s on WING 1410 AM. I
>>>was
>>>working the nigh shift as a police officer. Art and his guest were very
>>>entertaining to listen to. Now we have George Noory attempting to fill
>>>Art's
>>>shoes. Noory does not have what it takes to fill Arts shoes. Remember
>>>when
>>>David Lee Roth left Van Halen, it was never the same. This newsgroup has
>>>gone to hell in a hand basket. What does it have to with Art Bell
>>>anymore.
>>>It should be renamed alt.fan.sock_puppet. Anyway I was just curious if
>>>anyone here use to listen to the real Art Bell show.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> When did this newsgroup ever have much to do with Bell in the first
>> place?
>
>Would that be back when ol' fArt would wander into AFAB and get his
>ass handed to him on a regular basis?
>
>ESL!
Perhaps, but that was almost a decade ago.
When did you ever have much to do with using your brain?
When did you ever have much to do with using your brain?
Well, it's not like there was a _lot_ of fArt Smell
content back then, but that's the best I could come
up with.
Fanboi Cloobie stinks deeper into his obsession.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
For many, the old show was never very real, but your point is taken.
The former commander hasn't been the same since he:
1. Retired more than once.
2. Did the superglue thing with a cigarette.
3. Fell off the tower and reinjured his back.
4. Ate some bad Y2K rations.
5. Fell off the tower and reinjured his back.
6. Gave up his nightly domain for Snoory & Co.
7. Starting believing Ed Dames.
I think it's time for Romona to take over and breathe some life into the
show... (whatever).
--
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>DrPostman wrote:
>> On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 09:28:37 GMT, "General George"
>> <kill...@letgodsortumout.com> in accordance with The Prophecy
>> scribed:
>>
>>> I remember listening to Art Bell in the later 1990s on WING 1410 AM.
>>> I was working the nigh shift as a police officer. Art and his guest
>>> were very entertaining to listen to. Now we have George Noory
>>> attempting to fill Art's shoes. Noory does not have what it takes
>>> to fill Arts shoes. Remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen, it
>>> was never the same. This newsgroup has gone to hell in a hand
>>> basket. What does it have to with Art Bell anymore. It should be
>>> renamed alt.fan.sock_puppet. Anyway I was just curious if anyone
>>> here use to listen to the real Art Bell show.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> When did this newsgroup ever have much to do with Bell in the first
>> place?
>
>When did you ever have much to do with using your brain?
>
Do you even have any brain cells left? Jesus but you do love the
lames.
>DrPostman wrote:
>> On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 09:28:37 GMT, "General George"
>> <kill...@letgodsortumout.com> in accordance with The Prophecy
>> scribed:
>>
>>> I remember listening to Art Bell in the later 1990s on WING 1410 AM.
>>> I was working the nigh shift as a police officer. Art and his guest
>>> were very entertaining to listen to. Now we have George Noory
>>> attempting to fill Art's shoes. Noory does not have what it takes
>>> to fill Arts shoes. Remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen, it
>>> was never the same. This newsgroup has gone to hell in a hand
>>> basket. What does it have to with Art Bell anymore. It should be
>>> renamed alt.fan.sock_puppet. Anyway I was just curious if anyone
>>> here use to listen to the real Art Bell show.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> When did this newsgroup ever have much to do with Bell in the first
>> place?
>
>When did you ever have much to do with using your brain?
>
Lost control so bad you had to post this twice? You are such a fuck
up.
>"General George" <kill...@letgodsortumout.com> wrote in
>news:95FPd.22873$XY5....@fe2.columbus.rr.com:
>
>> I remember listening to Art Bell in the later 1990s on WING 1410 AM. I
>> was working the nigh shift as a police officer. Art and his guest were
>> very entertaining to listen to. Now we have George Noory attempting to
>> fill Art's shoes. Noory does not have what it takes to fill Arts
>> shoes. Remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen, it was never the
>> same. This newsgroup has gone to hell in a hand basket. What does it
>> have to with Art Bell anymore. It should be renamed
>> alt.fan.sock_puppet. Anyway I was just curious if anyone here use to
>> listen to the real Art Bell show.
>>
>
>For many, the old show was never very real, but your point is taken.
>
>The former commander hasn't been the same since he:
>
>1. Retired more than once.
>2. Did the superglue thing with a cigarette.
>3. Fell off the tower and reinjured his back.
>4. Ate some bad Y2K rations.
>5. Fell off the tower and reinjured his back.
>6. Gave up his nightly domain for Snoory & Co.
>7. Starting believing Ed Dames.
>
>I think it's time for Romona to take over and breathe some life into the
>show... (whatever).
You left out:
8. Claimed that lighting farts can cause spontaneous human combustion
9. Believes El Nino could be caused by nuke tests in the 1950s
10. Believed in the Hale Bopp companion, until he backtracked with
having Hale as a guest.
HA! Yes, I did. (I think we need Art Deco to document all this stuff.)
Repeated appearances of Franzone (Robert Ghostwolf) didn't help much
either, but the show reached an all time low with Hale-Bopp occurance,
imo.
The only two that come to mind are when he stepped out of the door of
the dubl-wide and fell into the abyss, having forgotten that
contractors were building a new porch and nearly impaling himself in
the process. The other was burning his mouth badly by taking a drag
from the business end of his cancer stick.
What is truly amazing is that both episodes were subsequently used for
Hoax-to-Hoax radio promotional material, as was the superglue incident.
> On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 17:09:05 -0900, "curtis" <dono...@alazka.com> in
> accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
> >DrPostman wrote:
> >> On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 09:28:37 GMT, "General George"
> >> <kill...@letgodsortumout.com> in accordance with The Prophecy
> >> scribed:
> >>
> >>> I remember listening to Art Bell in the later 1990s on WING 1410 AM.
> >>> I was working the nigh shift as a police officer. Art and his guest
> >>> were very entertaining to listen to. Now we have George Noory
> >>> attempting to fill Art's shoes. Noory does not have what it takes
> >>> to fill Arts shoes. Remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen, it
> >>> was never the same. This newsgroup has gone to hell in a hand
> >>> basket. What does it have to with Art Bell anymore. It should be
> >>> renamed alt.fan.sock_puppet. Anyway I was just curious if anyone
> >>> here use to listen to the real Art Bell show.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >> When did this newsgroup ever have much to do with Bell in the first
> >> place?
> >
> >When did you ever have much to do with using your brain?
> >
>
>
> Do you even have any brain cells left? Jesus but you do love the
> lames.
This clown might as well be a snuhboi (Dean Humphries & Co.).
> DrPostman wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 17:09:05 -0900, "curtis" <dono...@alazka.com> in
> > accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
> >
> >>DrPostman wrote:
> >>> On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 09:28:37 GMT, "General George"
> >>> <kill...@letgodsortumout.com> in accordance with The Prophecy
> >>> scribed:
> >>>
> >>>> I remember listening to Art Bell in the later 1990s on WING 1410 AM.
> >>>> I was working the nigh shift as a police officer. Art and his guest
> >>>> were very entertaining to listen to. Now we have George Noory
> >>>> attempting to fill Art's shoes. Noory does not have what it takes
> >>>> to fill Arts shoes. Remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen, it
> >>>> was never the same. This newsgroup has gone to hell in a hand
> >>>> basket. What does it have to with Art Bell anymore. It should be
> >>>> renamed alt.fan.sock_puppet. Anyway I was just curious if anyone
> >>>> here use to listen to the real Art Bell show.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> When did this newsgroup ever have much to do with Bell in the first
> >>> place?
> >>
> >>When did you ever have much to do with using your brain?
> >>
> >
> >
> > Lost control so bad you had to post this twice? You are such a fuck
> > up.
>
> And you replied twice you dolt!!
The other half of the tag-team Flambo Kings returns! Give a big hand
to Hoppi!
Juvenile newsgroups game defeated again, lamer.
> Art Deco wrote:
>
> > curtis <dono...@alazka.com> wrote:
> >
> >> DrPostman wrote:
> >> > On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 09:28:37 GMT, "General George"
> >> > <kill...@letgodsortumout.com> in accordance with The Prophecy
> >> > scribed:
> >> >
> >> >> I remember listening to Art Bell in the later 1990s on WING 1410 AM.
> >> >> I was working the nigh shift as a police officer. Art and his guest
> >> >> were very entertaining to listen to. Now we have George Noory
> >> >> attempting to fill Art's shoes. Noory does not have what it takes
> >> >> to fill Arts shoes. Remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen, it
> >> >> was never the same. This newsgroup has gone to hell in a hand
> >> >> basket. What does it have to with Art Bell anymore. It should be
> >> >> renamed alt.fan.sock_puppet. Anyway I was just curious if anyone
> >> >> here use to listen to the real Art Bell show.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > When did this newsgroup ever have much to do with Bell in the first
> >> > place?
> >>
> >> When did you ever have much to do with using your brain?
> >
> > Fanboi Cloobie stinks deeper into his obsession.
> >
>
> what is your obsession with boys Art k0oK? (I like that name)
>
You are clueless, Hoppi, you should learn what the term "fanboi" means
before inserting your foot so far into your mouth.
Juvenile newsgroups game defeated again.
> DrPostman wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 17:09:05 -0900, "curtis" <dono...@alazka.com> in
> > accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
> >
> >>DrPostman wrotefemininenhygiene13 Feb 2005 09:28:37 GMT, "General George"
> >>> <kill...@letgodsortumout.com> in accordance with The Prophecy
> >>> scribed:
> >>>
> >>>> I remember listening to Art Bell in the later 1990s on WING 1410 AM.
> >>>> I was working the nigh shift as a police officer. Art and his guest
> >>>> were very entertaining to listen to. Now we have George Noory
> >>>> attempting to fill Art's shoes. Noory does not have what it takes
> >>>> to fill Arts shoes. Remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen, it
> >>>> was never the same. This newsgroup has gone to hell in a hand
> >>>> basket. What does it have to with Art Bell anymore. It should be
> >>>> renamed alt.fan.sock_puppet. Anyway I was just curious if anyone
> >>>> here use to listen to the real Art Bell show.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> When did this newsgroup ever have much to do with Bell in the first
> >>> place?
> >>
> >>When did you ever have much to do with using your brain?
> >>
> >
> >
> > Do you even have any brain cells left?
>
> Why are you asking? Don't you have any? I can go to the store and see if I
> can get you some. I'm not really sure were I would look, maybe in the
> feminine hygiene isle?
Hoppi goes for a female lame, wow, I'm sure Doc P is hurting now.
All of usenet is in fear of Teh Mighty Flambo Kings!
I should also point out that entry #2 should count as two separate
incidents. On one occasion, he glued his lips partially shut, and on
a completely separate occasion he took a drag off the wrong end of the
ciggie and burned his lips. AND was dumb enough to tell several
million listeners how dumb he was.
I also think either #3 or #5, although identical, should actually
refer to the time he stepped out the back door of the double-wide to
have a smoke and plummeted to the ground below, having forgotten that
his back porch had been removed in preparation for having it replaced.
Unless, of course, he really did fall off the antenna twice. I'm only
aware of the one time.
--
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"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.
Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
>DrPostman wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 17:09:05 -0900, "curtis" <dono...@alazka.com> in
>> accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>>
>>>DrPostman wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 09:28:37 GMT, "General George"
>>>> <kill...@letgodsortumout.com> in accordance with The Prophecy
>>>> scribed:
>>>>
>>>>> I remember listening to Art Bell in the later 1990s on WING 1410 AM.
>>>>> I was working the nigh shift as a police officer. Art and his guest
>>>>> were very entertaining to listen to. Now we have George Noory
>>>>> attempting to fill Art's shoes. Noory does not have what it takes
>>>>> to fill Arts shoes. Remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen, it
>>>>> was never the same. This newsgroup has gone to hell in a hand
>>>>> basket. What does it have to with Art Bell anymore. It should be
>>>>> renamed alt.fan.sock_puppet. Anyway I was just curious if anyone
>>>>> here use to listen to the real Art Bell show.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> When did this newsgroup ever have much to do with Bell in the first
>>>> place?
>>>
>>>When did you ever have much to do with using your brain?
>>>
>>
>>
>> Lost control so bad you had to post this twice? You are such a fuck
>> up.
>
>And you replied twice you dolt!!
Not with the exact same thing, you fucking moron.
>Art Deco wrote:
>
>> curtis <dono...@alazka.com> wrote:
>>
>>> DrPostman wrote:
>>> > On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 09:28:37 GMT, "General George"
>>> > <kill...@letgodsortumout.com> in accordance with The Prophecy
>>> > scribed:
>>> >
>>> >> I remember listening to Art Bell in the later 1990s on WING 1410 AM.
>>> >> I was working the nigh shift as a police officer. Art and his guest
>>> >> were very entertaining to listen to. Now we have George Noory
>>> >> attempting to fill Art's shoes. Noory does not have what it takes
>>> >> to fill Arts shoes. Remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen, it
>>> >> was never the same. This newsgroup has gone to hell in a hand
>>> >> basket. What does it have to with Art Bell anymore. It should be
>>> >> renamed alt.fan.sock_puppet. Anyway I was just curious if anyone
>>> >> here use to listen to the real Art Bell show.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > When did this newsgroup ever have much to do with Bell in the first
>>> > place?
>>>
>>> When did you ever have much to do with using your brain?
>>
>> Fanboi Cloobie stinks deeper into his obsession.
>>
>
>what is your obsession with boys Art k0oK? (I like that name)
I don't see the word "boy" in that post at all, you fucking moron.
>DrPostman wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 17:09:05 -0900, "curtis" <dono...@alazka.com> in
>> accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>>
>>>DrPostman wrotefemininenhygiene13 Feb 2005 09:28:37 GMT, "General George"
>>>> <kill...@letgodsortumout.com> in accordance with The Prophecy
>>>> scribed:
>>>>
>>>>> I remember listening to Art Bell in the later 1990s on WING 1410 AM.
>>>>> I was working the nigh shift as a police officer. Art and his guest
>>>>> were very entertaining to listen to. Now we have George Noory
>>>>> attempting to fill Art's shoes. Noory does not have what it takes
>>>>> to fill Arts shoes. Remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen, it
>>>>> was never the same. This newsgroup has gone to hell in a hand
>>>>> basket. What does it have to with Art Bell anymore. It should be
>>>>> renamed alt.fan.sock_puppet. Anyway I was just curious if anyone
>>>>> here use to listen to the real Art Bell show.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> When did this newsgroup ever have much to do with Bell in the first
>>>> place?
>>>
>>>When did you ever have much to do with using your brain?
>>>
>>
>>
>> Do you even have any brain cells left?
>
>Why are you asking? Don't you have any? I can go to the store and see if I
>can get you some. I'm not really sure were I would look, maybe in the
>feminine hygiene isle?
You wouldn't know where to look for your own asshole, dumbass.
> DrPostman wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 17:09:05 -0900, "curtis" <dono...@alazka.com> in
>> accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>>
>>>DrPostman wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 09:28:37 GMT, "General George"
>>>> <kill...@letgodsortumout.com> in accordance with The Prophecy
>>>> scribed:
>>>>
>>>>> I remember listening to Art Bell in the later 1990s on WING 1410 AM.
>>>>> I was working the nigh shift as a police officer. Art and his guest
>>>>> were very entertaining to listen to. Now we have George Noory
>>>>> attempting to fill Art's shoes. Noory does not have what it takes
>>>>> to fill Arts shoes. Remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen, it
>>>>> was never the same. This newsgroup has gone to hell in a hand
>>>>> basket. What does it have to with Art Bell anymore. It should be
>>>>> renamed alt.fan.sock_puppet. Anyway I was just curious if anyone
>>>>> here use to listen to the real Art Bell show.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> When did this newsgroup ever have much to do with Bell in the first
>>>> place?
>>>
>>>When did you ever have much to do with using your brain?
>>>
>>
>>
>> Lost control so bad you had to post this twice? You are such a fuck
>> up.
>
> And you replied twice you dolt!!
ESAD
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in Message-ID: tv7a015n0h0mi25o4...@4ax.com
Alexa Cameron connects the dots again:
"Astronomy is not a new invention. NASA's astronomy system is plugged
into the Vatican"
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Alexa Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."
And you're about as effectual as Bartmo was.
Do you want to "benefit" your 'froup the same way
he did?
Bell went to shit and the hogs ate him.
Jimbo, Cap'n Crunch and Smitty went to that great trailer park in the sky.