Who is Raymorrhoid Karczewski?

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Feb 12, 2019, 7:16:19 PM2/12/19

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I am Raymorrhoid Karczewski and this is my story.

I am the Siamese twin of Raymond. At birth we were attached ass-to-ass by a shared mass of hemmorrhoidal tissue. The tissue was so recalitrant and heavily ossified that we were never surgically separated.

Since my early childhood I have lived up Raymond's asshole, sequestered in that bully's rectum. For this reason alone I will testify that Raymond is full of shit. Obviously, I have seen it.

In better days, I would pop my head out of Raymond's butt and Anita would playfully toss a piece of popcorn into my open mouth. But Raymond always shoved me back inside and puckered up as tight as an altar boy. I'd get back at him by emerging at night while he was sleeping with his back to Anita and she'd let me fuck the fuck out of her! Now, I'm typing at his computer while he sleeps.

If you have ever thought Raymond was talking out his ass, well, that was me, his more literate twin, Raymorrhoid. Some day I hope to escape Raymond's asshole and live my own life. Wish me luck!

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Feb 23, 2019, 6:07:00 PM2/23/19

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bump

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Feb 27, 2019, 4:46:31 PM2/27/19

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On Tuesday, 12 February 2019 18:16:19 UTC-6, raymorrhoid...@gmail.com wrote:

One night I decided to fuck Anita with my dick pushed through Raymond's sphincter. I whispered through his asshole, awakened her while they were sleeping, and shoved my erect cock from inside out. She rode that dick on Raymond's butt for about an hour. She was the better fuck for me than Raymond, I must say.

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Feb 28, 2019, 12:57:00 PM2/28/19

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Feb 28, 2019, 7:04:02 PM2/28/19

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Don't laugh. Living in someone's asshole is not all it's "cracked up" to be.

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Mar 1, 2019, 1:54:17 PM3/1/19

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LOL

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Mar 5, 2019, 7:11:50 PM3/5/19

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Raymond believes a burglar broke in and stole his vintage beanbag chair. Actually, one night I moved it from his bedroom into mine, Ray's hefty colon, which resembles a small Airstream trailer.

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Mar 6, 2019, 8:39:01 PM3/6/19

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The colon apartment is even equipped with running water and gas. Okay, it's Raymond's piss and farts, but buggers can't be choosy.

vallor

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Mar 8, 2019, 4:37:49 AM3/8/19

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Anatomy lesson indicated.

(That's not how that works...that's not how any of that works!)

--
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Mar 13, 2019, 10:44:34 AM3/13/19

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Ronald McBumpingDonald.

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Bumpilingus

Teh Barfing Yak

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Apr 18, 2019, 7:17:52 PM4/18/19

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Raymond has a twin brother living in his asshole?

That splains a lot of shit.

Teh Barfing Yak

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May 25, 2019, 10:46:18 PM5/25/19

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On Thursday, April 18, 2019 at 6:17:52 PM UTC-5, Teh Barfing Yak wrote:
> Raymond has a twin brother living in his asshole?
>
> That splains a lot of shit.

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