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[alohacyberian]

Do you realize 25% of all married men kiss their wife good-bye when they
leave the house?

Of these same men 90% will kiss their house good-bye when their wife
leaves.
~ Arno Martens

There are many things that money can't buy, but it's very funny -- Have you
ever tried to buy them _without_ money?
~ Ogden Nash
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I have three cats.
When people see a cat's litter box, they always ask,
"Oh, have you got a cat?"

Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company."
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A young college student wrote home to his family. His short, simple note
read as follows:

Dear Mom and Dad,

I haven't heard from you in nearly a month.

Please send a check so I'll know you're all right.

Thinking Of You,
Timmy
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This father got a telegram from his college son. It said:

"No mon. No fun. Your son".

Father wired back:

"To bad. How sad. Your Dad".
~ Gary James
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