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bronxelf

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Apr 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/19/00
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On 20 Apr 2000 03:26:46 GMT, qua...@aol.com (QualKin) wrote:

>I keep seeing people with God(desses) Of AFR something or other...Mistress
>Crickett for example is the AFR goddess of road rennies...How did she get this
>way? Was she nominated? Did she dub herself?...Lemme know the procedure (ESP if
>you have to be nominated.)
>
>Rapp
>Rogue. Bard. Scotsman.


The afr FAQ actually covers this.... but since I like ya, Ill let ya
in on it, at least from my take.

Ill repeat that. MY take. If you dont like it, you can shove it.
Seriously.


Years ago, when AFR was *much* smaller than it is now, Justin Little
had an idea. He had been watching goings on for a while, and decided
that as a nice gesture, he would bestow upon twelve women in AFR the
title of Goddess, in accordance with their unique, er...
personalities. He did this as a gesture of friendship, and in fun,
and it was very very sweet, and those of us who were in that original
group of 12 were extremely honored, and flattered and to this day wear
the titles Justin bestowed upon us in our sigfiles, and try to live up
to the spirit in which they were given as best we can.

In return, Michele (aka Columbina) decided to return the favor and
make up a list of 12 Gods. She did not do this alone. At least a few
of the Gods(and demi gods) came from me, and indeed, some horse
trading took place between she and I(and I still maintain I got the
*much* better end of that deal...) These titles were given in the
spirit of the original 12 that Justin handed out.


A lot of things have happened since then. AFR is enormous compared to
the way it used to be. And people have adopted their own titles
sometimes, although I daresay that those of us who were in the
original 24 view this with a bit of a sigh, as we were there for the
original gesture, and wish like hell that something *else* would have
been invented for these new folk, since the meaning of the original
and the time in which it came about has long since past. But for the
most part, we keep silent about that (except in the case of when
people out and out ask, like you did).

The convention on AFR of nominating another person for a title such as
these still is held by most. Some people just name themselves
whatever. The only rule that still seems to hold true is to not step
on the toes of something that has already been awarded, for that would
just not be cool at all.

elf.
One of the Original 12. And kinda glad about that.

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Danicia de Lontra

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Hello,
You will find the information on the AFR FAQ, hosted by our lovely Lara
Lacemaker:

http://member.aol.com/jmcathcart/afr.html

Just look under ""What's up with the god/goddess stuff?"

Enjoy!

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Vicky Rowe

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In article <nuvsfssieqt4qc110...@4ax.com>,

bronxelf <bron...@lookifiwantedemailidsendsome.bronxelf.com> wrote:
> On 20 Apr 2000 03:26:46 GMT, qua...@aol.com (QualKin) wrote:
>
> >I keep seeing people with God(desses) Of AFR something or
other...Mistress
> >Crickett for example is the AFR goddess of road rennies...How did she
get this
> >way? Was she nominated? Did she dub herself?...Lemme know the
procedure (ESP if
> >you have to be nominated.)
> >
> >Rapp
> >Rogue. Bard. Scotsman.
>


Gotta agree with da elf on this one. I am flattered and honored that
my fellow AFRians bestowed upon me the title I bear.

I try to live
up to their expectations, and to answer any questions that come my
way about my particular skill, such as it is. Hopefully I have
adequately discharged my duties pertaining to my title.........
--
Vicky Rowe, the Meadwench, AFR Goddess of Brewing
IM: Meadwench
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and meaderies around the world!


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Michele-Columbina

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Elf and Vicky both commented:

>> A lot of things have happened since then. AFR is enormous compared to
>> the way it used to be. And people have adopted their own titles
>> sometimes, although I daresay that those of us who were in the
>> original 24 view this with a bit of a sigh, as we were there for the
>> original gesture, and wish like hell that something *else* would have
>> been invented for these new folk, since the meaning of the original
>> and the time in which it came about has long since past. But for the
>> most part, we keep silent about that (except in the case of when
>> people out and out ask, like you did).
>>

>> elf.
>> One of the Original 12. And kinda glad about that.
>>
>
>
>Gotta agree with da elf on this one. I am flattered and honored that
>my fellow AFRians bestowed upon me the title I bear.
>
>I try to live
>up to their expectations, and to answer any questions that come my
>way about my particular skill, such as it is. Hopefully I have
>adequately discharged my duties pertaining to my title.........

>Vicky

Yeah, though I can't say that my title is one of "knowledge" rather than a
state of mind. I haven't been able to play here nearly as much as I used to,
no good Scottish-Italian fights and the like, but I was truly honored by my
title when it was bestowed, and I was honored to be able to name Liz MacLaren
with her title before Elf, the Poof and I sat down and brainstormed to come up
with the list of men we wanted to mention (and elf, even though his title fits
PERFECTLY, you did get the better of the deal). I kept all the original posts
because they meant something to me. I even have both Grant's and my poem's.

I try, in a way, to live up to the persona offered me, and though I rarely even
hear it mentioned now, in jest or not, I still think of it fondly and thank
Justin over and over in my mind for making me feel so special.

Nothing against the new titles, just happy for mine,

Plotting for RPFS in June,


Michele
A.F.R. Goddess Of Love
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Brad ~Tristan~ Daeda

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And, thanks to you, I was bestowed with the title of God of All Things German =)

(-Brad
aka Leutnant Tristan Wagner
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bronxelf

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On Thu, 20 Apr 2000 17:05:52 -0500, "Erika L. Haynes" <e...@freaks.net>
wrote:


>Don't go there, man. Just DON'T.


He did. And his question was answered. Deal.

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Quinnalt

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Apr 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/23/00
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> He did this as a gesture of friendship, and in fun,
>and it was very very sweet, and those of us who were in that original
>group of 12 were extremely honored, and flattered and to this day wear
>the titles Justin bestowed upon us in our sigfiles, and try to live up
>to the spirit in which they were given as best we can.
>
>In return, Michele (aka Columbina) decided to return the favor and
>make up a list of 12 Gods. She did not do this alone. At least a few
>of the Gods(and demi gods) came from me, and indeed, some horse
>trading took place between she and I(and I still maintain I got the
>*much* better end of that deal...) These titles were given in the
>spirit of the original 12 that Justin handed out.

I have to add my applause for Elf's well defined explaination. She captured
the spirit completely. Although I am not much of a poster these days, i am
lurking out here, reading from time to time when I can, and also agree with Our
Mead Godess, we try to live up to the spirit of the awarded title.

<snipe hunt>

>The convention on AFR of nominating another person for a title such as
>these still is held by most.

Here here! I agree. honor the folks who consistently offer entertainemnt,
information, or thought provoking posts. I;d never give myself a title, but am
blushing proud of having been handed one.


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Crickett Lancaster

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In article <20000419232646...@ng-md1.aol.com>,

qua...@aol.com (QualKin) wrote:
> I keep seeing people with God(desses) Of AFR something or
>other...Mistress Crickett for example is the AFR goddess of road
>rennies...How did she get this way? Was she nominated? Did she dub
>herself?...Lemme know the procedure (ESP if you have to be nominated.)

That would be Goddess of *Travel* and Road Rennies, thank you very much
(snif!). LOL...seriously, though, as many others have said, it was an
honour to hve the title bestowed upon me, and a complete shock.

However, I would like to take this so very apropos chance to nominate
you, Rapp, as AFR God of Procrastination. I have seen your skills in
this area, and they're astonishing. They eclipse even mine, and many
will tell you that's not such an easy feat.

Seconds?

going to bed soon, I swear it,
Crickett
--
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Lady Alyssa

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>From: Crickett Lancaster

>However, I would like to take this so very apropos chance to nominate you,
Rapp, as AFR God of Procrastination. I have seen your skills in this area, and
they're astonishing. They eclipse even mine, and many will tell you that's not
such an easy feat.

I would like to join this Temple of Procrastination. I often proclaim "I'm a
procrastinator & damn I'm good at it"! I put off fixing my computer for ten
months. It's not like I had to pay for it, it was under warrenty! I'm usually
still working on garb at 2-3am on Friday night/Saturday morning to wear that
day! Sometimes even at 8am that morning!!

jan
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Cyd

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>>From: Crickett Lancaster
>
>>However, I would like to take this so very apropos chance to
nominate you,
>Rapp, as AFR God of Procrastination. I have seen your skills in
this area, and
>they're astonishing. They eclipse even mine, and many will tell
you that's not
>such an easy feat.
>
>I would like to join this Temple of Procrastination. I often
proclaim "I'm a
>procrastinator & damn I'm good at it"! I put off fixing my
computer for ten
>months. It's not like I had to pay for it, it was under
warrenty! I'm usually
>still working on garb at 2-3am on Friday night/Saturday morning
to wear that
>day! Sometimes even at 8am that morning!!
>
>jan

hee hee... procrastination? Someday I'll go look that up in the
dictionary...

Lady Celena (I'm an ameteur crastinator. Someday I'll go pro!)

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Dave & Andrea Ballot

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Lady Alyssa wrote

>
>I would like to join this Temple of Procrastination.

I was gonna join that organization, but never got around to it

Andre Bourgeois
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ye Knotte Master

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>Lady Alyssa wrote
>>I would like to join this Temple of Procrastination.

>I was gonna join that organization, but never got around to it
>Andre Bourgeois

Yeah, and I always lose the directions, or get the time wrong, ...

Tim
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ye Knotte Master alerted me that Lady Alyssa wrote:

> >>I would like to join this Temple of Procrastination.
>
> >I was gonna join that organization, but never got around to it
> >Andre Bourgeois

> -----------


> Yeah, and I always lose the directions, or get the time wrong, ...
>
> Tim

------------------

*perk* Temple of Procrastination?

"Oh. They'll never let me in." she said, turning in her application
early.....


---------------------
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Dave & Andrea Ballot wrote:

>
> I was gonna join that organization, but never got around to it
>

*LOL* I vote for you!!
*runs like the devil was chasing me.*
*hugs, giggles*

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Crickett Lancaster

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<snippin' amusing stuff>

Jeez! LOL...for a bunch of self-proclaimed procrastinators, you
certainly jumped on this thread! *snicker*

Now, if we could get a second for this guy? Maybe then he'll start
taking applications for the Temple already.

got a Round Tuit,


Crickett
--
AFR Goddess of Travel and Road Rennies
Raquelle Hara of Sarcast....ica, demigoddess of the liquid food court
Navigations Director & Co-Pilot, Team Road Rennie

UPDATED AGAIN!!! http://www.crickett.net
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Listening to "The Lovecats" right now.

QualKin

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And If I don't start immediatly, I'll start...uhm..pretty soon..

Rapp

Justin "Little" Louder

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"Crickett Lancaster" <crisi...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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> <snippin' amusing stuff>
>
> Jeez! LOL...for a bunch of self-proclaimed procrastinators, you
> certainly jumped on this thread! *snicker*
>
> Now, if we could get a second for this guy? Maybe then he'll start
> taking applications for the Temple already.
>


Well I normally don't do this anymore but what the hey.. since everyone else
is already petitioning for admittance to the temple... seconded

But remember now that he can bask in his own radiance something tells me the
whole application process might take a while unless Mistress Crickett has
more of those tuits and she start's flinging them around like Elf with her
weezohs at bathtime.


--
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Of course this is only my opinion and I could be wrong

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Crickett Lancaster

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In article <8et1a...@news2.newsguy.com>,

"Justin \"Little\" Louder" <mikbrownatbellatlanticdotnet> wrote:
>
> "Crickett Lancaster" <crisi...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:8eqo92$jet$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> > <snippin' amusing stuff>
> >
> > Jeez! LOL...for a bunch of self-proclaimed procrastinators, you
> > certainly jumped on this thread! *snicker*
> >
> > Now, if we could get a second for this guy? Maybe then he'll start
> > taking applications for the Temple already.
> >
>
> Well I normally don't do this anymore but what the hey.. since
>everyone else is already petitioning for admittance to the temple...
>seconded

THANK YOU, my dove! (Lemme add, too, that I *love* your sigfile.)

See that, Rapp? You've got the blessing of the Originator of all this
silliness.


>
> But remember now that he can bask in his own radiance something tells
>me the whole application process might take a while unless Mistress
>Crickett has more of those tuits and she start's flinging them around
>like Elf with her weezohs at bathtime.

Fling! I *love* that game!

Apparently, I've got a whole stack of those damn tuits. I took the
garbage AND the recycley down today! I've been cleaning while waiting
for more posts to show up on this durn NG.

bein' all *constructive* and stuff!?!,


Crickett
--
AFR Goddess of Travel and Road Rennies
Raquelle Hara of Sarcast....ica, demigoddess of the liquid food court
Navigations Director & Co-Pilot, Team Road Rennie

I know....I'm confused by it as well.


Empress Supreme, New Church of Crickettarianism

Wondering What The Hell's Gotten Into Me.

bronxelf

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On Fri, 05 May 2000 01:31:27 GMT, Crickett Lancaster
<crisi...@my-deja.com> wrote:


>Fling! I *love* that game!

*as all six weezls (animals formally known as weezows, but due to the
high demand on their name were forced to change to the lesser known
"weezl") turn their little heads around at the sound of Auntie Bug
saying "FLING!"*

Crap. I have to fling them before I leave for faire.

elf.
One day to go. Hopefully no one dies.

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