Urinal Gum #8: The best of all Gums

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Urinal Gum #8 is now available at all participating locations. This
issue includes many fine stories, including

How to get the homeless to give you money

How roller derby is destroying our economy

Top 5 Things that Should Disappear Forever

and much, much more.

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