How to Program Big Daddy Zeus
William A. Levinson
Big Daddy Zeus' programming with alt.flame
Subroutine ZeusMeal()
Dim ZeusMouth As Object, ZeusHead As Object, ZeusBrain As Object,
ZeusStomach As Object
ZeusHead.Location="Shamu's Rectum"
ZeusMouth.Location="Shamu's Load"
ZeusBrain.Cell=On
StartLoop:
ZeusMouth.Action="Bite"
ZeusMouth.Action="Chew"
ZeusMouthAction="Swallow"
ZeusBrain.Cell.Action="Taste"
ZeusMouth.Speak="Yum yum!"
If ZeusStomach.Full=False Then
Goto StartLoop
Else
ZeusBrain.Cell=Off
End If
End Sub
Subroutine ZeusSex()
Dim ZeusMember As Object, ZeusMouth As Object
ZeusMember.Location="Cypher's Rectum"
ZeusMember.Action="Screw"
ZeusMouth.Location="Cuchulain's member"
ZeusMouth.Action="Suck"
End Sub
Subroutine ZeusFlame()
Dim ZeusFlame As Object, ZeusBrain As Object
ZeusBrain.Cell=On
ZeusFlame.Content="Mindless Drivel"
ZeusFlame.SigLine="BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
ZeusFlame.Action="Post"
ZeusBrain.Cell=Off
End Sub
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I've been learning Visual Basic, thought I'd share
Big Daddy Zeus' programming with alt.flame
Subroutine ZeusMeal()
Dim ZeusMouth As Object, ZeusHead As Object, ZeusBrain As Object,
ZeusStomach As Object
ZeusHead.Location="Shamu's Rectum"
ZeusMouth.Location="Shamu's Load"
ZeusBrain.Cell=On
StartLoop:
ZeusMouth.Action="Bite"
ZeusMouth.Action="Chew"
ZeusMouthAction="Swallow"
ZeusBrain.Cell=Taste
Takamura
Altropia Crap. - Usanet Access - http://www.altropia.com ichizoku made these menacing remarks:
¥ In article <6uuk2i$7...@dfw-ixnews8.ix.netcom.com>,
¥ "William A. Levinson" <"wlevinso"@ix.NOSPAM4MEnetcom.com£> wrote:
¥ > I've been learning Visual Basic, thought I'd share
¥ > Big Daddy Zeus' programming with alt.flame
¥ >
¥ > Subroutine ZeusMeal()
¥ > Dim ZeusMouth As Object, ZeusHead As Object, ZeusBrain As Object,
¥ > ZeusStomach As Object
¥ > ZeusHead.Location="Shamu's Rectum"
¥ > ZeusMouth.Location="Shamu's Load"
¥ > ZeusBrain.Cell=On
¥ > StartLoop:
¥ > ZeusMouth.Action="Bite"
¥ > ZeusMouth.Action="Chew"
¥ > ZeusMouthAction="Swallow"
¥ > ZeusBrain.Cell.Action="Taste"
¥ > ZeusMouth.Speak="Yum yum!"
¥ >
¥ >
¥
¥ Mindless Drivel
¥
¥ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
¥ <CLICK>
¥ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
¥ <CLICK>
¥ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...
¥
¥ ---
¥ <-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->
¥ Big Dumb Zeus
¥ www.hall-frame-walls.org
¥ <-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->
I have edited your code to enhance readability. I am rather surprised
that you have not commented your code. Please resubmit with proper
documentation and flowcharting. Also, it is sloppy to call both your
sub-routine and an object in the sub-routine ZeusFlame.
This project counts toward your final grade.
--
D040
VOTM Jugatsu 1998-nen kara desu
Smeeteristic pointy stick ------------> \O
¥\
"Hopelessly entranced < \
By his computer graphics
Taka sees no birds"
Chris "Haiku Bomber" Sivewright
"As Russians say, if you beat a hare enough,
it can learn to light matches."
"As the great late Russian leader Joseph Vissarionovich
Stalin said 'When the wood is chopped, the splinters fly'"
Dimitri Vulis, Ph.D.
"(if you feed a fish for a day, it can avoid an angler)
(if you teach a fish to plant depth charges,
you can kill da tuna cartel)"
John F Stepp
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usEless lAmer
to alt.flame!
+Someone cancelled the original, but I kept a copy.
+
+I've been learning Visual Basic, thought I'd share
+Big Daddy Zeus' programming with alt.flame
'If you're going to use it, you may find the following helpful too.
Public Sub-Literates ( Sock As Short )
Include TimmyThorne
On Error Goto DejaNews
Very Dim HFWMembers( 2 At LastCount)
Dim As a TOC-H lantern
Dim Doom, Dummy, Dooo-Dah
BDZ.IQ = 0
Gilbot = Harden
Doom.Coward = True
If Cuchulain = Doom Then
Thorne.Autoflame$ = "Dog eat dog"
Else
Pup.Autoflame$ = "DejaNews is not worthy of my posts"
End If
While Sky.Item(Sun).Exist
Set HFW.AttemptedFlame = Nothing
Thorne.LameDuck = True
Thorne.Moron = True
'Note these can be defined as constants in next build.
BDZ.IQ= BDZ.IQ*100 '100*0 = zero
Thorne.IQ = BDZ.IQ-1
~~~~Error: Object: Doom does not support property: IQ
Set Gilbot = Nothing 'Sad but true
Set Dregger = Nothing
~~~~Error: Undefined object: Dregger
Wend
End DisFunction
'HTH
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Doom pays homage to me in <359ca6da...@hell-flame-wars.org>
Honlobble Lamer wrote:
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Takamura
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Ą In article <361d7d42...@news.alt.net>,
Ą ktak...@hagiophage.com (Takamura) wrote:
Ą > Infested with demons, The BDZ <b...@thepentagon.com> of the shameful
Ą > Altropia Crap. - Usanet Access - http://www.altropia.com ichizoku made these menacing remarks:
Ą >
Ą > Ą In article <6uuk2i$7...@dfw-ixnews8.ix.netcom.com>,
Ą > Ą "William A. Levinson" <"wlevinso"@ix.NOSPAM4MEnetcom.comŁ> wrote:
Ą > Ą > I've been learning Visual Basic, thought I'd share
Ą > Ą > Big Daddy Zeus' programming with alt.flame
Ą > Ą >
Ą > Ą > Subroutine ZeusMeal()
Ą > Ą > Dim ZeusMouth As Object, ZeusHead As Object, ZeusBrain As Object,
Ą > Ą > ZeusStomach As Object
Ą > Ą > ZeusHead.Location="Shamu's Rectum"
Ą > Ą > ZeusMouth.Location="Shamu's Load"
Ą > Ą > ZeusBrain.Cell=On
Ą >
Ą > Ą > StartLoop:
Ą > Ą > ZeusMouth.Action="Bite"
Ą > Ą > ZeusMouth.Action="Chew"
Ą > Ą > ZeusMouthAction="Swallow"
Ą > Ą > ZeusBrain.Cell.Action="Taste"
Ą > Ą > ZeusMouth.Speak="Yum yum!"
Ą > Ą > If ZeusStomach.Full=False Then
Ą > Ą > Goto StartLoop
Ą > Ą > Else
Ą > Ą > ZeusBrain.Cell=Off
Ą > Ą > End If
Ą > Ą > End Sub
Ą > Ą >
Ą > Ą > Subroutine ZeusSex()
Ą > Ą > Dim ZeusMember As Object, ZeusMouth As Object
Ą > Ą > ZeusMember.Location="Cypher's Rectum"
Ą > Ą > ZeusMember.Action="Screw"
Ą > Ą > ZeusMouth.Location="Cuchulain's member"
Ą > Ą > ZeusMouth.Action="Suck"
Ą > Ą > End Sub
Ą > Ą >
Ą > Ą > Subroutine ZeusFlame()
Ą > Ą > Dim ZeusFlame As Object, ZeusBrain As Object
Ą > Ą > ZeusBrain.Cell=On
Ą > Ą > ZeusFlame.Content="Mindless Drivel"
Ą > Ą > ZeusFlame.SigLine="BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Ą > Ą > ZeusFlame.Action="Post"
Ą > Ą > ZeusBrain.Cell=Off
Ą > Ą > End Sub
Ą > Ą >
Ą > Ą > --
Ą > Ą > William A. Levinson
Ą > Ą >
Ą > Ą > Please direct mail to my Netcom address: wlevinso@ CONNECT PARTS TO
Ą > Ą > REPLY ix.netcom.com
Ą > Ą >
Ą > Ą >
Ą > Ą
Ą > Ą Mindless Drivel
Ą > Ą
Ą > Ą BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ą > Ą <CLICK>
Ą > Ą BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ą > Ą <CLICK>
Ą > Ą BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...
Ą > Ą
Ą > Ą ---
Ą > Ą <-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->
Ą > Ą Big Dumb Zeus
Ą > Ą www.hall-frame-walls.org
Ą > Ą <-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->
Ą >
Ą > I have edited your code to enhance readability. I am rather surprised
Ą > that you have not commented your code. Please resubmit with proper
Ą > documentation and flowcharting. Also, it is sloppy to call both your
Ą > sub-routine and an object in the sub-routine ZeusFlame.
Ą >
Ą > This project counts toward your final grade.
Ą
Ą Documentation? What the hell is it?! I never even studied at school!
Ą Now get lost, smart Ą$$!
Tch! That kind of attitude will lower you score a full letter!
--
D040
VOTM Jugatsu 1998-nen kara desu
Smeeteristic pointy stick ------------> \O
Ą\
"Hopelessly entranced < \
By his computer graphics
Taka sees no birds"
Chris "Haiku Bomber" Sivewright
"As Russians say, if you beat a hare enough,
it can learn to light matches."
"As the great late Russian leader Joseph Vissarionovich
Stalin said 'When the wood is chopped, the splinters fly'"
Dimitri Vulis, Ph.D.
"(if you feed a fish for a day, it can avoid an angler)
(if you teach a fish to plant depth charges,
you can kill da tuna cartel)"
John F Stepp
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antU God
>In article <3650a9b8...@news.alt.net>,
>A do what I want, moron! I am a LORD of the usenet!
>Now, get lost!
You are forging a great flamer, you meow panty waste. Why not forge
him in his own group.
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James Kirk
>
> Guess he couldn't take the heat from this thread, so he got out of the
>kitchen.
He must have fallen out of his chair again.
Gabrox@headformingnicelywillreprogramoutbadbunnyrabbitleaverest
>Now, get lost!
>
I'm a BORED of human newsgroup, sheeze do not advertize, Seusse. My dead friend
John not like. You get new job? Vacuums R' Us, fire you?
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The BDZ
d041@flamenet_y2k.mil (antU God) wrote:
> On Sun, 04 Oct 1998 06:37:43 GMT, The BDZ <b...@thepentagon.com> wrote:
>
> >Now, get lost!
>
> You are forging a great flamer, you meow panty waste. Why not forge
> him in his own group.
Forgery! Squack! Squack! Forgery!
YOU ARE IDIOT! Go learn what forgery is! Go ask Chris Caputo, MORON!
Hey, Star Traveler, where are you?
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we are all stocked up here." -J. Nicholson
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Dominus
<wlev...@ix.NOSPAM4MEnetcom.com> wrote:
> Guess he couldn't take the heat from this thread, so he got out of the
>kitchen.
WTF are you doing here with this kinda shit???
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The BDZ
Gabrox@headformingnicelywillreprogramoutbadbunnyrabbitleaverest wrote:
> In article <6v753n$r9i$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, The says...
> >
> John not like. You get new job? Vacuums R' Us, fire you?
>
> Gabrox
BORED? So what are you doing here?! Just get a clue and GET LOST!
Ferg
The BDZ wrote in message <6v9b8r$6ms$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>In article <361784e5...@news.alt.net>,
> d041@flamenet_y2k.mil (antU God) wrote:
>> On Sun, 04 Oct 1998 06:37:43 GMT, The BDZ <b...@thepentagon.com> wrote:
>>
>> him in his own group.
>
>Forgery! Squack! Squack! Forgery!
>
>YOU ARE IDIOT! Go learn what forgery is! Go ask Chris Caputo, MORON!
>Hey, Star Traveler, where are you?
beep beep, program erased, beep beep, format the grey drive beep beep
Sir Loin of Lunchalot
I like the frilly things you've started to put around your name --->
=big...shitetc..=
wow, makes me think you are actually someone important now!
yep. You're reeeaalllyy scary
So what's your story? Can't get a girl? no friends?
one thing's for sure you have a desperate need for attention, I'll give you
that.
So what, how old are you?
By your actions I'd guess that you're about 15 or 17.
But I think you may be a little older than that for a couple reasons. But
y'know what's scary?
I think you may actually be a 30-35 year old spaz sitting behind a computer
screen, no life... etc... and all that.
I find that to be really scary. I mean, by that age, and you're still doing
this shi*, unbelievable. Makes me thankful that I'm in school, going
somewhere (BIG mind you) and going to be something worthwhile in my
lifetime.
But at least you make this newsgroup entertaining :O)
=Big Daddy Zeus=
>194.133.33.19
>
Welp...that traces back to one expensive ISP. Qatar has some fucked
up rates.
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Big Daddy Zeus www.hell-flame-wars.org
Willy propositions for some loving in:
<360C64C3...@ix.NOSPAM4MEnetcom.com>
> I will leave aad if you drive to Houston and
> suck the nuts of Mr Bagwell's two Dobermans. Both are well behaved
> and are fairly gentle. I am sure you will get along well with them.
>
Counterproposal: I will put yours in my mouth
=Big Daddy Zeus=
> Guess he couldn't take the heat from this thread, so he got out of the
>kitchen.
>
I am answering plenty, Truncatus, I don't think you will be anytime
soon.
Subotai
<a_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>So why don't you qualify your statement Bigdaddyzues.
>
>I like the frilly things you've started to put around your name --->
>=big...shitetc..=
>
>wow, makes me think you are actually someone important now!
>
>yep. You're reeeaalllyy scary
He IS scary! The man has the intelligence of a heavily-salted slug,
and he's actually BREEDING! Scares the hell out of me. Future
generations will be forced to contend with yet another sad unemployed
and unemployable Nazi moron.
Subotai
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Subotai
wrote:
>subo...@hotmail.NOSPAM.com (Subotai) wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 6 Oct 1998 23:58:52 -0700, "Sir Loin of Lunchalot"
>><a_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>So why don't you qualify your statement Bigdaddyzues.
>>>
>>>I like the frilly things you've started to put around your name --->
>>>=big...shitetc..=
>>>
>>>wow, makes me think you are actually someone important now!
>>>
>>>yep. You're reeeaalllyy scary
>>
>>He IS scary! The man has the intelligence of a heavily-salted slug,
>>and he's actually BREEDING! Scares the hell out of me. Future
>>generations will be forced to contend with yet another sad unemployed
>>and unemployable Nazi moron.
>
>For fuck's sake say it isn't so! It is amazing that he actually managed to
>get that microchoad out of his pants, more so that he impregnated something
>with it!
I suspect the turkey baster may have got a little more than the usual
annual outing this year. It's amazing what you can achieve with a
little electrical stimulation and some glassware.
Of course, it's as likely (if not more so) to be the progeny of the
pizza delivery boy. It must really hurt to be outdone by a spotty 12
year-old.
>Can you imagine what sort of filthy pestilent whore would allow that
>insipid wretch's offspring to grow inside her womb? He must have fucked
>his sister, no other creature would stoop that low.
I'd rather not *try* to imagine it, if it's all the same to you. With
the level of inbreeding that must have occurred in the last few
generations of the Nava clan, the birth might be something akin to the
nightmare scene from The Fly.
Subotai
>
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