Near Castration Reported. Rough Sex, Fingernails Used.

Charles Gimon

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Jan 29, 1995, 3:45:28 PM1/29/95

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: NEW YORK CITY- A 33 year old man was nearly castrated when rough sex with
: the woman he was chained to got out of hand, police said February 6.

: The wounded man was taken from the Edenwald public housing complex to
: Montefiore Hospital where a specialist was brought in to repair his
: savaged scrotum, said Housing Police Officer Eamon Farrell.

: The 39 year old woman, who reportedly sliced her lover open with her
: fingernails, was arrested and was expected to be charged. She was also
: taken to the hospital, complaining of asthma, said Farrell.
^^^^^^
Lesson: when you see that inhaler in her apartment, call a cab, excuse
yourself, and wait for it on the *street.

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Joseph Betz

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Jan 30, 1995, 12:14:08 PM1/30/95

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In <3ggup8$3...@stratus.skypoint.net> gim...@skypoint.com (Charles Gimon) writes:

>Xorcyst (xor...@aol.com) wrote:

>: NEW YORK CITY- A 33 year old man was nearly castrated when rough sex with
>: the woman he was chained to got out of hand, police said February 6.

>: The wounded man was taken from the Edenwald public housing complex to
>: Montefiore Hospital where a specialist was brought in to repair his
>: savaged scrotum, said Housing Police Officer Eamon Farrell.

>: The 39 year old woman, who reportedly sliced her lover open with her
>: fingernails, was arrested and was expected to be charged. She was also
>: taken to the hospital, complaining of asthma, said Farrell.
^^^^^^
>Lesson: when you see that inhaler in her apartment, call a cab, excuse
>yourself, and wait for it on the *street.

Oh my dear ghod!

The woman whom I'm about to pledge to love, honor, and swap fluids with for
the rest of my life is not only an asthmatic, but has fingernails capable of
turning a 10-point buck into venison sausage in less than a minute!

What to do, what to do...

Well, I suppose it's not really a problem, since with most guys who've ever
had any kind of groin-related injury (read: ALL guys), there's always this
little tiny TSR program running in the back of their heads, looking out for
Mr. Tiny. Even at the sloppy part of a blowjob, I can say with certainty
that roughly .01 percent of my concentration is _still_ on making sure that
no fangs are bared.
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Adam Justin Thornton

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Feb 1, 1995, 1:31:46 PM2/1/95

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In article <1995Jan30.1...@mixcom.com>,

Joseph Betz <Josep...@mixcom.com> wrote:
>there's always this
>little tiny TSR program running in the back of their heads, looking out for
>Mr. Tiny.

Maybe _you_ run DOS, Mr. Betz. Myself, mine's a daemon. From my rc.local:

/bin/mrtinycheck -f /etc/pecker.cf &