Re: Ping: ROBERT James
Archbishop Melker
Scientologist from alt.2600, working with LRH's tech failed to clear any of
their engrams or body thetans. So much for Dianetic auditing...
> Have you died?
YES! Robert James, the kook is dead - long live Melker, the new kook. I am
Archbishop Melker, Usenet's newest whackjob. Now, you will worship me in
James' place!
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You oughta wait here and I'll set this sucker straight, boy. I am the true
champion of all existence, and shudder the petulant worm who dares darken
my brain with ridicule!
Onideus Mad Hatter
> On this day, 31 Jul 2010. Pakistan Meteorological Department , another
> Scientologist from alt.2600, working with LRH's tech failed to clear
> any of their engrams or body thetans. So much for Dianetic auditing...
>
>> Have you died?
>
> YES! Robert James, the kook is dead - long live Melker, the new kook.
> I am Archbishop Melker, Usenet's newest whackjob. Now, you will
> worship me in James' place!
Robbie boi is not really dead you know, he just faked his death to
avoid having to ever talk his creditors.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
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"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
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of its relevancy."
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properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
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indicates an increase in Webtv users."
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