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Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose

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Oct 10, 2010, 12:35:43 PM10/10/10
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On this day, 10 Oct 2010. Sycho, some petulant worm dared to darken my
brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set this sucker
straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!

> Happy binary day.

Somewhere, somehow binary day all got chewed up and spit back out.
Binary don't seem like a day anymore. Don't you see what's it's like
living in this deranged, Waring blender of a world? Every day is an
agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head
while people whip your legs and butt. Ah, you never forget your senior
prom. You think I'm sick? Well the only disease I've got is modern life,
a shnug-busting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long
parade of letdowns, putdown, trickledowns, shutouts, freezeouts,
sellouts, numbnuts, nickenputz and nimrods! All making every day as much
fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue! And even if you do
luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like say if some
nimphomaniac telephone operator with the muscle control of Romanian
matslappers agree to a little strip air-hockey, it will be over before
it starts, cuz some foul lacking, fedder reeking cab-jockey slams his
Checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata spanker
from a Santa Ria culpa a culpa who starts shaking chicken bones at you
and gives you a boil on your neck so big that all it needs is Michael
Jordan's autograph to make it complete! And even with all this, with all
this! I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick
my face in the reaping machine for one more day! Knowing when it's time
to flash the cosmic card key at those pearly gates, I won't be in the
coffin anyways, because some underhanded undertaker sold my heart,
pancreas and other assorted good and plenty to that same Santa Ria cult!
So does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the
atoms on the tips of their fingernails, while life dirty dances on their
digits, and is it really any wonder THAT BINARY DAY SEEMS DERANGED?

--
I am the God of hell-fire, raised to salvage my revenge against all the
pitiful Usenetists of those who have betrayed the Kingdom of Robert
James. Threat not thyself, James because of thine workers of inequity.
Nor nether be thou envious against the international Usenet faggotry
posted to the ALT hierarchy. For they shall be cut down like the grass
and wither like the green herb, thus saith Allen the Magic Goose. Now
get us a bottle of extra strong DM Robitussin and a tin of dipping
tobacco as to get good and wasted, boy!

Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose

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Oct 10, 2010, 12:46:38 PM10/10/10
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On this day, 10 Oct 2010. I quoted myself:

(O' and Allen says: "I know that you believe you understand what you
think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.")

Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose

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Oct 10, 2010, 1:01:24 PM10/10/10
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On this day, 10 Oct 2010. Evan Platt, some petulant worm dared to darken
my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set this sucker
straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!

> On Sun, 10 Oct 2010 16:25:56 GMT, myra...@stiffsrus.com (Sycho)
> wrote:
>
>>Happy binary day.
>
> There are 10 types of people who understand binary... :)

Well there is atleast one, if not zero...

(O'h and Allen says: "This is a one state reign.")

Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose

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Oct 10, 2010, 3:30:37 PM10/10/10
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On this day, 10 Oct 2010. The Daring Dufas, some petulant worm dared to
darken my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set this
sucker straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!

> On 10/10/2010 11:25 AM, Sycho wrote:
>> Happy binary day.
>>
>
> Sniff! There will never be another day like it.... for me.
>
> TDD

Gulp! When will be my next pay day... for $$$?

Co$

(O'h and Allen says: "I'm the most tasteless and twisted magical goose
in all these groups!")

Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose

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Oct 10, 2010, 3:43:57 PM10/10/10
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On this day, 10 Oct 2010. M.P. Android, some petulant worm dared to
darken my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set this
sucker straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!

> myra...@stiffsrus.com (Sycho) wrote:
>
>>Happy binary day.
>
> And for old DEC and other types:

Kevin Mitnick, your friendly felon security consult for Digital
Equipment Corporation. 8-)

> <Lehrer>
> Base 8 is just like base 10.
> If you're missing two fingers.
> </Lehrer>

WTF is this crap?!?!?!? Compiler Error Message: CS124975:
'System.Collections.ArrayList' is defined in multiple places; using
definition.

> Extra points if you can sing a chorus of "New Math."

Can you put it on my Air Miles card?

> Email on polite request in newsgroup

Is that an Adlib, or just a rammble? I'm "email" you "on" polite request
to a "newsgroup", then.

(O'h, and Allen says: "The good stuff is a Moores, buy one ounce and get
a few grams free!")

Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose

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Oct 10, 2010, 8:23:12 PM10/10/10
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On this day, 10 Oct 2010. I quoted myself:

> On this day, 10 Oct 2010. Sycho, some petulant worm dared to darken my

> brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set this sucker
> straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!
>

>> This just in to the alt.2600 news room. On Sun, 10 Oct 2010 09:48:25
>> -0700 it was announced to all in a public briefing, Evan Platt
>> <ev...@theobvious.espphotography.com> made the following declaration
>> and shocked the world when the following was announced:
>>
>>>On Sun, 10 Oct 2010 16:25:56 GMT, myra...@stiffsrus.com (Sycho)
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Happy binary day.
>>>


>>>There are 10 types of people who understand binary... :)
>>

>> I wonder how many coders are saying "I like to jack 0"? lol
>
> Well not the ones using Microsoft Visual Basic, anyway.
>
>> Or for all those fans of the original Karate Kid movies with a touch
>> of geek..
>>
>> Wax 1
>> Wax 0
>
> Binary come from China, sixteenth century, called *un*-ti, "one."
> Hundred year later, Miyagi ancestor bring to Okinawa, call *none*-te,
> "zero." Man who catch one of nothing with chopstick accomplish
> anything.

(O'h, and Allen says: "It all starts Monday at 6:30 CST on CTV-5.")

Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose

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Oct 11, 2010, 11:01:26 AM10/11/10
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On this day, 11 Oct 2010. я黨wぃf, some petulant worm dared to darken

my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set this sucker
straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!

> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>> On this day, 10 Oct 2010. M.P. Android, some petulant worm dared to
>> darken my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set this
>> sucker straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!
>>
>>> myra...@stiffsrus.com (Sycho) wrote:
>>>
>>>> Happy binary day.
>>> And for old DEC and other types:
>>
>> Kevin Mitnick, your friendly felon security consult for Digital
>> Equipment Corporation. 8-)
>>
>>> <Lehrer>
>>> Base 8 is just like base 10.
>>> If you're missing two fingers.
>>> </Lehrer>
>>
>> WTF is this crap?!?!?!? Compiler Error Message: CS124975:
>> 'System.Collections.ArrayList' is defined in multiple places; using
>> definition.
>>
>>> Extra points if you can sing a chorus of "New Math."
>>
>> Can you put it on my Air Miles card?
>>
>>> Email on polite request in newsgroup
>>
>> Is that an Adlib, or just a rammble? I'm "email" you "on" polite
>> request to a "newsgroup", then.
>>
>> (O'h, and Allen says: "The good stuff is a Moores, buy one ounce and
>> get a few grams free!")
>>
>

> Yo, gimme somthin to dance to...

Neil Diamond?

Oh' and Allen says he likes dancing with prostitutes.

Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose

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Oct 13, 2010, 12:10:41 PM10/13/10
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On this day, 13 Oct 2010. ���hw��f, some petulant worm dared to darken
my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set this sucker
straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!

> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:

>> On this day, 12 Oct 2010. ���hw��f, some petulant worm dared to

darken
>> my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set this sucker
>> straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!
>>
>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:

>>>> On this day, 11 Oct 2010. ���hw��f, some petulant worm dared to

>>> Nuh...I like the TECHNOBASE. Something about pounding my head with
>>> TRANCE and HOUSEMIX calms me down. Its kinda addictive actually.
>>
>> Ooooooo, one of 'em, pop a E tablet and crack on 'em glow stick
types...
>>
>
> Not quite. Wrong generation.

Sorry great grandpa wolf, tell us of the time you enlisted in World War
One again...

>>>> Oh' and Allen says he likes dancing with prostitutes.
>>>>

>>> Well, somwons gotta do it.
>>>
>>> <nods>
>>
>> Allen says: "I got $20 and *she's* post-op."
>>
> But is she gram negative?

Allen said of course she was, and wanted to know where the hell a hooker
gets a hold of a gram of "H" for $20.

Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose

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Oct 14, 2010, 1:17:46 PM10/14/10
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On this day, 14 Oct 2010. ���hw��f, some petulant worm dared to darken

> Well, we were lissnin to the wireless...we called the radio the
> wireless and the car we called the Tin Lizzie...dunno why but we
> did...but we also used corn cobs to wipe our asses and cocaine was
> legal.

It was all that nasty Hitler's fault starting another war to ban coke
and force us to use toilt paper...

>>>>>> Oh' and Allen says he likes dancing with prostitutes.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Well, somwons gotta do it.
>>>>>
>>>>> <nods>
>>>> Allen says: "I got $20 and *she's* post-op."
>>>>
>>> But is she gram negative?
>>
>> Allen said of course she was, and wanted to know where the hell a
>> hooker gets a hold of a gram of "H" for $20.
>>
>

> Crazy Al's House of H? ITS A GONGA!

Allen says: "I'm not crazy, I just cleared my engrams with a bottle of
jack!"

§ñühw¤£f

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Oct 15, 2010, 10:45:12 AM10/15/10
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Ol Adolph wanted *all* the polish sausage for hisself!


>>>>>>> Oh' and Allen says he likes dancing with prostitutes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, somwons gotta do it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <nods>
>>>>> Allen says: "I got $20 and *she's* post-op."
>>>>>
>>>> But is she gram negative?
>>> Allen said of course she was, and wanted to know where the hell a
>>> hooker gets a hold of a gram of "H" for $20.
>>>
>> Crazy Al's House of H? ITS A GONGA!
>
> Allen says: "I'm not crazy, I just cleared my engrams with a bottle of
> jack!"
>

A HIGH COLONIC is cheaper.


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Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose

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Oct 19, 2010, 5:37:04 AM10/19/10
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On this day, 15 Oct 2010. ���hw��f, some petulant worm dared to darken

Not to mention czech wieners.

>
>>>>>>>> Oh' and Allen says he likes dancing with prostitutes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well, somwons gotta do it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <nods>
>>>>>> Allen says: "I got $20 and *she's* post-op."
>>>>>>
>>>>> But is she gram negative?
>>>> Allen said of course she was, and wanted to know where the hell a
>>>> hooker gets a hold of a gram of "H" for $20.
>>>>
>>> Crazy Al's House of H? ITS A GONGA!
>>
>> Allen says: "I'm not crazy, I just cleared my engrams with a bottle
of
>> jack!"
>>
> A HIGH COLONIC is cheaper.

O' you and your colonics...

Allen says "...and enamas."

§ñühw¤£f

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Oct 19, 2010, 11:09:34 AM10/19/10
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Just not the Hebrew National All Beef wons...

>>>>>>>>> Oh' and Allen says he likes dancing with prostitutes.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well, somwons gotta do it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <nods>
>>>>>>> Allen says: "I got $20 and *she's* post-op."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> But is she gram negative?
>>>>> Allen said of course she was, and wanted to know where the hell a
>>>>> hooker gets a hold of a gram of "H" for $20.
>>>>>
>>>> Crazy Al's House of H? ITS A GONGA!
>>> Allen says: "I'm not crazy, I just cleared my engrams with a bottle
> of
>>> jack!"
>>>
>> A HIGH COLONIC is cheaper.
>
> O' you and your colonics...
>
> Allen says "...and enamas."
>

The ENEMA OF MY FREIND IS MY FREIND!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!
And vicey versa...

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§ñühw¤£f

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Oct 20, 2010, 11:13:04 AM10/20/10
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kachina wrote:
> ���hw��f <snuh...@yahoo.com> said stuff on 19 Oct 2010:
> *loevs them commercials*. "approved by God!"
>
>
I'm avoiding hot dogs: too much sodium. IT WOULD BE NICE...if they made
low sodium wons.
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The Daring Dufas

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Oct 21, 2010, 3:15:13 AM10/21/10
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On 10/20/2010 10:13 AM, §ñühw¤£f wrote:
> kachina wrote:
>> §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@yahoo.com> said stuff on 19 Oct 2010:

>>
>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>> On this day, 15 Oct 2010. §ñühw¤£f, some petulant worm dared to

>>>> darken my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set
>>>> this sucker straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!
>>>>
>>>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>>>> On this day, 14 Oct 2010. §ñühw¤£f, some petulant worm dared to

>>>> darken
>>>>>> my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set this
>> sucker
>>>>>> straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!
>>>>>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>>>>>> On this day, 13 Oct 2010. §ñühw¤£f, some petulant worm dared to

>>>>>>>> darken my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set
>>>> this
>>>>>>>> sucker straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On this day, 12 Oct 2010. §ñühw¤£f, some petulant worm dared to

>>>>>>>> darken
>>>>>>>>>> my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set this
>>>>>>>>>> sucker straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On this day, 11 Oct 2010. §ñühw¤£f, some petulant worm dared

They do exist:

Reduced Fat & Sodium Beef Frankfurters

http://preview.tinyurl.com/33v8f9k

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3aetfb7

Eat em up!

TDD

§ñühw¤£f

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Oct 21, 2010, 10:49:55 AM10/21/10
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kachina wrote:
> §ńühw¤Łf <snuh...@yahoo.com> said stuff on 20 Oct 2010:
>
>> kachina wrote:
>>> §ńühw¤Łf <snuh...@yahoo.com> said stuff on 19 Oct 2010:

>>>
>>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>>> On this day, 15 Oct 2010. §ńühw¤Łf, some petulant worm dared to

>>>>> darken my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set
>>>>> this sucker straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!
>>>>>
>>>>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>>>>> On this day, 14 Oct 2010. §ńühw¤Łf, some petulant worm dared to
>>>>> darken
>>>>>>> my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set this
>>> sucker
>>>>>>> straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On this day, 13 Oct 2010. §ńühw¤Łf, some petulant worm dared to

>>>>>>>>> darken my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll
>>>>>>>>> set
>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>> sucker straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On this day, 12 Oct 2010. §ńühw¤Łf, some petulant worm dared

>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>> darken
>>>>>>>>>>> my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set
>>>>>>>>>>> this sucker straight, boy. I am the true champion of all
>>>>>>>>>>> existence!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On this day, 11 Oct 2010. §ńühw¤Łf, some petulant worm
> sodium is liek the one thing i *don't* watch/avoid, d00d.
>
Hypertenshun not a big dealeyo for yas?

§ñühw¤£f

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Oct 21, 2010, 10:53:05 AM10/21/10
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Too bad the local stores dont carry em...those look yummy.

The Daring Dufas

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Oct 21, 2010, 8:15:18 PM10/21/10
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You can order perishables like that online and the items are shipped
in insulated containers cooled by dry ice. I haven't done it myself
but my pharmacist get shipments of pharmaceuticals that have to stay
cool all the time. The items are shipped in thick foam insulated boxes
and I retrieve boxes from the alley so I have dry ice to play with and
the foam boxes make great coolers. Of course the drugs are removed
before the boxes are tossed into the alley. 8-)

TDD

§ñühw¤£f

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Oct 22, 2010, 10:55:35 AM10/22/10
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The Daring Dufas wrote:

> On 10/21/2010 9:53 AM, ���hw��f wrote:
>> The Daring Dufas wrote:
>>> On 10/20/2010 10:13 AM, ���hw��f wrote:
>>>> kachina wrote:
>>>>> ���hw��f <snuh...@yahoo.com> said stuff on 19 Oct 2010:

>>>>>
>>>>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>>>>> On this day, 15 Oct 2010. ���hw��f, some petulant worm dared to

>>>>>>> darken my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set
>>>>>>> this sucker straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On this day, 14 Oct 2010. ���hw��f, some petulant worm dared to

>>>>>>> darken
>>>>>>>>> my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set this
>>>>> sucker
>>>>>>>>> straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!
>>>>>>>>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On this day, 13 Oct 2010. ���hw��f, some petulant worm dared to

>>>>>>>>>>> darken my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set
>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>> sucker straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On this day, 12 Oct 2010. ���hw��f, some petulant worm
>>>>>>>>>>>>> dared to
>>>>>>>>>>> darken
>>>>>>>>>>>>> my brain with ridicule. You oughta wait here and I'll set this
>>>>>>>>>>>>> sucker straight, boy. I am the true champion of all existence!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Robert James & Allen, the Magic Goose wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On this day, 11 Oct 2010. ���hw��f, some petulant worm dared

Yeah, we do a "special order" of Tofu Scrambler from the local
supermarket since they quit carrying it. Its actually quite good: makes
tofu taste like an edible substance.

They'd prolly order special hotdogs fer us I recon.

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