'American Express? - that'll do nicely!'.

Nick

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Sep 28, 2010, 10:24:31 PM9/28/10

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An English TV ad, circa 1983, where various men would present their plastic
to a succession of beautiful women who would reply, as above, in a posh,
alluring manner.

And then, one day, BBC2's Not the Nine O'Clock News had Pamela Stephenson
say...

'American Express? - that'll do nicely and would you like to rub my tits?',

and the ad was *never* seen again, lol!

Nick from England

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Leslie Danks

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Sep 29, 2010, 5:05:16 AM9/29/10

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Zhang Dawei wrote:

> In article <i7u88n$bg4$1...@news.eternal-september.org>,
> paci...@btopenworld.com says...

> Didn't Pamela also pull open her blouse as if to make said mammeries
> more accessible? Or is that just the distortions of my more fevered
> imagination playing havoc on my memory (again)?
>
Yes, she did:

<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF-U9nL9Ios>

--
Les
(BrE)

Dry Gulch Pete

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Sep 29, 2010, 5:15:12 AM9/29/10

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On Sep 29, 5:48 am, Zhang Dawei <fe...@sibianzhe.com> wrote:
> In article <i7u88n$bg...@news.eternal-september.org>,
> pacif...@btopenworld.com says...

> Didn't Pamela also pull open her blouse as if to make said mammeries
> more accessible? Or is that just the distortions of my more fevered
> imagination playing havoc on my memory (again)?
>

Dunno, but remember a green monster came out of a pool and she flashed
her protuberances, lol - wish that was on YouTube!

Dry Gulch Pete

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Sep 29, 2010, 5:16:52 AM9/29/10

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On Sep 29, 10:05 am, Leslie Danks <leslie.da...@aon.at> wrote:
> Zhang Dawei wrote:

> > In article <i7u88n$bg...@news.eternal-september.org>,
> > pacif...@btopenworld.com says...

>
> >> An English TV ad, circa 1983, where various men would present their
> >> plastic to a succession of beautiful women who would reply, as above, in
> >> a posh, alluring manner.
>
> >> And then, one day, BBC2's Not the Nine O'Clock News had Pamela Stephenson
> >> say...
>
> >> 'American Express? - that'll do nicely and would you like to rub my
> >> tits?',
>
> >> and the ad was *never* seen again, lol!
>
> > Didn't Pamela also pull open her blouse as if to make said mammeries
> > more accessible? Or is that just the distortions of my more fevered
> > imagination playing havoc on my memory (again)?
>
> Yes, she did:
>
> <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF-U9nL9Ios>
>
> --

LOL - well found!

Fr J. Hackett

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Sep 29, 2010, 5:30:41 AM9/29/10

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kJyqBs5d0

fr.

Dry Gulch Pete

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Sep 29, 2010, 5:43:46 AM9/29/10

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On Sep 29, 10:30 am, "Fr J. Hackett" <dontbesobloodyno...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

LOL - thanks, rfr - you just made an old man very happy! :-)

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Ian F.

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Sep 29, 2010, 5:09:10 PM9/29/10

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"Zhang Dawei" <fe...@sibianzhe.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.270d9a329...@news.individual.net...
> In article <6db63e2a-481a-4f51-bd6a-

> Unfortunately, I can't find the Two Ronnies sketch I particularly like:

Do you recall the Swedish (?) restaurant:

"FUNEX?"
"SVFX"
"FUNEM?"
"SVFM"
"LFMNX"

Ian

Ian F.

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Sep 29, 2010, 5:12:37 PM9/29/10

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"Ian F." <wowfab...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
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> "FUNEX?"
> "SVFX"
> "FUNEM?"
> "SVFM"
> "LFMNX"

And here it is, slightly different to how my poor addled brain remembered
it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkWMcRlE1mQ

Ian

Bill McCray

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Sep 29, 2010, 5:18:57 PM9/29/10

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"FUNET?"

Bill in Kentucky

Bill McCray

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Sep 29, 2010, 6:35:25 PM9/29/10

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I made up that line, but when I viewed the video, I saw that it was in
that.

Bill in Kentucky

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JNugent

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Sep 30, 2010, 2:10:57 PM9/30/10

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I'm fairly sure that that one was Benny Hill, and that the "language" was
supposed to be German.

Another example of Hill's German involved a German lady writing to the
south-east England pen-friend:

OLCINVU URNSX IMNSN