JOHNNY HARRA!!!!!!

[augi...@webtv.net]

HE IS A FREAK AND HES GAY AND LOVES A GUY NAMED DAVID IN WHICH HE CALLS
HIM SOOTIE

[Jcat]

Johnny Harra is a nice guy and is NOT gay. He has been married fo 11 years
to a woman. He is also not a freak. Johnny truly loves Elvis' music and does
his best to share that with others. Learn about the man before spreading
wild rumours.

Jimmy

augi...@webtv.net wrote in message
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[Johnny Harrah]

Group: alt.elvis.king Date: Fri, Oct 1, 1999, 5:49pm (EDT-3) From:
augi...@webtv.net JOHNNY HARRA!!!!!!

HE IS A FREAK AND HES GAY AND LOVES A GUY NAMED DAVID IN WHICH HE CALLS
HIM SOOTIE

No, Sootie was my cat, and my wife and children are very surprised to
find that I'm gay.
Anything else, genius?

[Mary Stonebraker]

Augi you are a nut, I know Johnny Harra and he is married to a very
wealthy woman. I also know both of his sons so now are you saying that
he is gay? Not for my money he isn't, he is a personal friend and I
would know if he was gay.

[Mary Stonebraker]

If this is the real Johnny Harra how are you doing and how is your two
sons? You are going to have to come back to Memphis and visit us again,
you know that you are always welcome. Say hello to LIsa Marie. Yes,
folks Johnny does have a daughter named Lisa Marie and she is a very
beautiful girl.

[MoonOOO]

I'm about to puke!

Marty

[Johnny Harrah]

Group: alt.elvis.king Date: Sat, Oct 2, 1999, 1:02am (EDT-1) From:
ELVISM...@webtv.net (Mary Stonebraker) Re: JOHNNY HARRA!!!!!!

______________________________________
Hello my dear sweet old friend Mary, how have you been? Gosh, I can't
believe that I would forget to tell such a true, close, and sincere old
chum as you that I died in the early 80's.
Sorry you missed the funeral, you must forgive me.
My boys are fine, just fine, one is a manager at Piggly-Wiggly in
Dothan, Alabama, and the other is a is a pixie-dust spreader on the
Tilt-a-Whirl at Libertyland right here in Memphis. Might I ask how are
your darlings, little Sheldon and Rosalie? Send them my best.
Things are good though, me and Perkins and EP and Conway and Hank and
Patsy and a few others, (but NEVER Jimmy Ellis, he is banned,
and doomed to haunt the AEK) sit and sing good old gospel tunes all day
long, drinking that free bubble up and eating that rainbow stew.
Sometimes El asks me how it felt to play him in the beginning scenes of
"This Is Elvis", you know I got to drive the Stutz and all, and I tell
him quite simply that it was the happiest moment of my life, and surely
the pinnacle of my career. Life is swell, give a yell, shout it out.
You take care Hon,
JH

[Mary Stonebraker]

Go right ahead and puke, at least while you are doing that you can't say
shut the fu-- up.

[MoonOOO]

>Go right ahead and puke, at least while you are doing that you can't say
>shut the fu-- up.
>
>

Wanna bet?

Marty

[GINGER]

In article <3350-37F...@newsd-173.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,

> Mary, who is this Johnny Harra? was he a friend of Elvis'?

--
Ginger

Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.

[elvis_2000 king of memphis]

hi gang i know some of you will be glad im back and some won`t be
glad---but as far as i know this board is for all of us----johnny is a
nice guy and he goes in the elvis live chat rooms---so does jack elvis
he is an imitator and he is funny well----i will be back on here on a
daily basis-so for you who have wanted me back----as the song elvis
recorded you all got your wish remember this song:
my wish came true ~.:) your wish has been granted ya`ll
later----becky wooton ~.:)

http://www.geocities.com/Baja/Cliffs/3812/
hello you all i hope your day is good!!!!!
C`ya later-be careful-safe-happy .:o) smile!!

[Jcat]

You'd think Johnny could spell hi own last name. GIVE IT UP!!!

Johnny Harrah wrote in message
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[ELPRSLY]

Welcome back Becky!
It's always nice to have an intelligent opponent. Is Johnny still as big as a
house?

[Mary Stonebraker]

Thank you Jimmy for sticking up for a nice guy.

[Mary Stonebraker]

Dear who ever you are:
Johnny Harra and his family( son Johnny Lovett and daughter Lisa Marie
Lovett have spent the night and ate at my house. I beg to tell you the
difference sir. But Johnny Harra you are not, and Johnny Harra is not
dead.

[Jcat]

Just doing what's right.

Jimmy

Mary Stonebraker wrote in message
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[Johnny Harrah]

Yes, hon, I died of a rare form of cancer called oat-cell carcinoma in
the early 80's. Honest. Check my pulse...none! Check my
temperature.....room! Check my odor....feh!

[Mary Stonebraker]

Johnny was one of the first Elvis impersonators while Elvis was still
with us. They were friends and had shows in Vegas at the same time and
would go to each others shows.

[mike hildebrand]

Mary --- i always heard that Elvis was not very crazy about
impersonators,with the exception of Andy Kaufman who Elvis probably
thought was funny. why would he go to Johnny Harra's show? ------ MIKE

[Mary Stonebraker]

Suppossed to be Johnny, you are full of it.

[Jcat]

Elvis never did. Johnny went to a few of his shows though. They never really
knew one another.

Jimmy

mike hildebrand wrote in message
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[Mary Stonebraker]

Mike there are things that I can not say on this NG but take it from me
they knew each other and when those shows in Vegas were going on the
only way you could tell Johnny from Elvis was that Johnny's nose is much
flatter than Elvis' I have some photos that were given to me by Johnny
and you really can't tell him from Elvis the same with his little Lisa
Marie. He gave me a photo of him with Lisa tying his shoes and you
would think that it was really Elvis and his LIsa .

[Jcat]

Mary,
I was told by Johnny's wife/ex-wife that Johnny never met Elvis. He only
attended a few shows in the seventies. She may not have been honest with me
though as she seems to "strecth" the truth.

Jimmy

Mary Stonebraker wrote in message

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[MoonOOO]

>Mike there are things that I can not say on this NG but take it from me
>they knew each other and when those shows in Vegas were going on the
>only way you could tell Johnny from Elvis was that Johnny's nose is much
>flatter than Elvis' I have some photos that were given to me by Johnny
>and you really can't tell him from Elvis the same with his little Lisa
>Marie. He gave me a photo of him with Lisa tying his shoes and you
>would think that it was really Elvis and his LIsa .
>

Another fantasy from the nutcase.

On Harra's best day and Elvis' worst day, Harra never looked Elvis.

If Elvis looked liked Harra, he'd have run to the plastic surgeon in a NY
second and had his face changed.

You would have seen some serious dieting too.

Mary, isn't there another ng you can haunt instead of this one?

Marty

P.S. Harra was also no friend of Elvis.

[MoonOOO]

>Mary,
> I was told by Johnny's wife/ex-wife that Johnny never met Elvis. He only
>attended a few shows in the seventies. She may not have been honest with me
>though as she seems to "strecth" the truth.

Jimmy

Jimmy,

To my knowledge Elvis didn't know who Harra was nor did they ever meet.

Marty

[TOP_...@webtv.net]

BULL-SHIT

[TOP_...@webtv.net]

Here goes that X-file crap. "There are things I can't say on this NG"
LOL

[ELPRSLY]

Back in 1975 when a friend of mine was managing Dale "Eli" Culberson I was in
the dressing room at a club in LA and there was a picture of a guy that I at
first thought was Elvis. Upon closer look the nose was totally different. A
remarkable resemblence at the angle it was taken... It turned out to be Johnny
Harra. this was the first I'd ever heard of him... He did not sound as close
in voice as Dale. Dale was the closest I'd ever heard to sounding like Jimmy
Ellis. Later when I saw Harra again he was as big as a house and looked
nothing like Elvis.

[Mary Stonebraker]

You would really like for the people to believe you and there is no
chance that I am going to another ng so just go sit in the corner.
Johnny hasn't always been a large man.

[Mary Stonebraker]

You and Marty go sit in the corner together

[mike hildebrand]

I always thought that mary was just FULL OF IT ------------- MIKE

[Mary Stonebraker]

I tell you one thing Mike I am full of something but it certainly ain't
sh-t

[Mary Stonebraker]

I think there may be a reason for them not wanting the fans to know the
truth.

[mike hildebrand]

GAS ?

[Jcat]

"THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE" but, it sure as hell ain't here.
Could it be that Johnny, as good of a guy as he is really did not meet
Elvis. Could it be some fans make up stories about Elvis and related things
so that it fits into their perception of the way they think it should have
went down. I could be wrong but, I see hundreds of people a day and can
usually tell when someone is making up a story just to make themself feel a
little more special for the day. I really do like Johnny but, I don't buy
that he and Elvis were that chummy. If they were there most certianly would
be pictures of the two together somewhere. I heard a story a long while back
that said Elvis hired Johnny to go on stage in his place while he took a
break and went to Hawaii. As good as Johnny was in those days he would have
never have passed as Elvis, there are too many extreme differences I didn't
believe that story and I don't believe this one.

This is just another case of "let see who I can fool today" There is too
much of that crap. All the stuff with Mickey and the fake Lisa, the Elvis is
alive BS, and now this with Elvis' new best friend Johnny Harra. If you know
Johnny you should also know that he and Elvis never met. When is all the
silliness going to stop? Since Elvis died we have seen all kinds of weird
sh*t. From the Elvis potato to the crackpot that says she sees him in her
screen door. We even have seen Elvis on the walls of the pyrimids, burnt ou
TV screens, water spots on a leeky ceiling and walking around Wal-Mart
buying a pair of shoes. I for one am tired of all the crazy talk and
fictional fantasies by delusional fans. Why are most of us content to buy
his albums and watch his movies while others have to go to extremes to prove
they are the biggest Elvis fan by knowing something we don't.

Sorry for the rant but, these sort of thins put a bad name on the rest of us
since these weirdos are the ones who get all the press. OH, I forgot one
........the old lady who Elvis visits in her dreams as a spirit.

Jimmy

Mary Stonebraker wrote in message

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[Mary Stonebraker]

Let me tell you something Jimmy I am no damned weirdo. I do know these
people, are you an ignorant ass or what. I wish that I could be like
some of you non caring bastards, but it is not in me to do that. When
did God die, and who gave you the job of directing life here on earth?
I have been extremely lucky to have known the people that I have known,
I wouldn't trade my life for yours.

[Johnny Harrah]

Mary, I tell ya, I am dead. Not alive. I've checked out. Kicked the
bucket. Honest! You don't do yourself any favors on the board by
denying that I am dead, in fact you're starting to sound like Mickey
Moran!

[Jcat]

Crazy Mary Stonebraker wrote in message
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>I wouldn't trade my life for yours.

Good thing too, I'm still somewhat respected in sociaty. If I had your life
I'd be a laughing stock.

Jimmy

[Jcat]

Mary,
I was starting to like you but, I can see that Marty and everyone else was
right. You are freak'n nuts.

Jimmy

Jcat wrote in message <7tb4fb$54sk$1...@newssvr03-int.news.prodigy.com>...

[Ruth Richards]

JOHNNY HARRA DID NOT DIE IN THE 80'S , HE WAS ON THE ELVIS CONSPIRACY
SHOW THAT AIRED IN THE 90'S. AND YES MARY DOES KNOW JOHNNY HARRA
PERSONALY.
NOW THATS ALL ILL SAY BECAUSE I KNOW MARY DONT LIKE ME. BUT THE TRUTH IS
THE TRUTH. AND I STAND BY THE TRUTH.

TONY AKA ARION

[DennisG897]

I can't resist any longer. You people really crack me up. But unless we can
find something normal to talk about I guess this is better than nothing.

I saw Johnny Harra perform here in Dallas a couple months back. He played a
dance club here called Cowboys Red River. (Yes it even has a mechanical bull)

I have watched tons of Elvis impersonators over the years and attended the
Elvis in Concerts in Vegas this past year.

In my opinion Johnny is not the best by any means but he serves a purpose. He
is probably the closest to what Elvis would look like if he had not died in
1977. (Yes I think he did die, Mickey)

He is not as smooth, doesn't move as well, sometimes pretends to forget lyrics
etc. But hell if you have seen the recently released 77 videos neither was
Elvis.

Cut him a little slack, he always draws a nice crowd and gives a great show. A
few drinks and close one eye and maybe could it be really Elvis? No maybe
just a few more drinks! :)

[Mary Stonebraker]

Well, if I am sounding like Mikey Moran I know that I am in trouble, but
fake Johnny is very much alive.

[Mary Stonebraker]

Oh, Jimmy I really don't care if I am a laughing stock, I stand for what
I know to be true. I am true only to myself.

[Mary Stonebraker]

I am not nuts, ever think that is exactly what I want you to think?
Crazy yes, nuts no. Nuts belongs to Tony Richards.

[Mok...@webtv.net]

why do you think I call her Crazy Mary...She got the name honestly....
Lena
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Mary wrote:

[TOP_...@webtv.net]

"True to herself" everyone else gets lies and a knife in the back

[Mary Stonebraker]

Yes, Steve, I was a friend to you and the others until you stabbed me in
the back, what are you getting out of all of this, a fat pay check from
Graceland, I will admit because of you I do have a steady train of cars
going up and down my street.

[Jcat]

With all that stabbing it must be mighty messy at Mary's house.

Jimmy

Mary Stonebraker wrote in message

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[TOP_...@webtv.net]

Mary,
That's a long line of mourners going down your little street. It's
only your ex-friends who knew you before your brain passed away.

[Mary Stonebraker]

Thank you Steve my brain is in good shape. At least I know a friend
when I see one and that sure isn't you.