LET`S TELL A FUNNY STORY!!!!!
Becky woot0n
imaginaion, every-body needs to lighten up, c`mon-think up a real funny
story and not about someone on AEK that you don`t like. Do it please, ya
know it wouldn`t hurt you any. we all need a good laugh here at the
luuuuuuve connection!!!!!!!!! LIKE THE KING SAYS" A WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN
GOIN ON"
KEEPING "KING ELVIS`" MEMORY ALIVE
BOOKS-MUSIC-GRACELAND-MOVIES----LAS-VEGAS WEDDING CHAPEL-TOURS-- FAN
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Jeremy TCB
Allen Damron
>
Hi ELVIS Friend,
Wish I had a funny story to tell about ELVIS but I don't.
Here is a story Maty will say is not true and if it isent then it's just
a story OK. At a concert a lady gave ELVIS a crown (I've seen pictures in
books & magazines ) and your the King or something like that to which ELVIS
replied No Jesus Christ is King I'm just a lonly country boy up here
singing for you.
I wish I knew the stories about ELVIS spliting his pants I know he did this
back in the 50's with the Gold Lame suite and a few times in the 70's.
Keeping the Faith with ELVIS & ORION,Allen
Richard Palmer
woot0n) wrote:
>Let`s tell a funny story, it doesn`t have to be true, just use your
>imaginaion, every-body needs to lighten up, c`mon-think up a real funny
>story and not about someone on AEK that you don`t like.
This isn't a funny story, but it's related to a funny event, and I
couldn't be arsed to think up a new header.
The huge plastic-framed joke sunglasses that Elvis wore in concert
(1975?) have just been auctioned off for £370 (around $600). That's
not so much funny as tragic really.
Richard
David Link
drapes the sheet 'round her shoulders, she produces out of her backpack
a Twinkie, to eat while her hair is being cut.
The barber says "Honey, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie, you
know." and the little girl says "I know, but Mommy says not 'till I'm
older."
======+LP~Elvis
Becky woot0n
who bid on them obviously wanted them real bad. i have never been to the
auctions but i have looked around while i was there and he has alot to
sell. one thing i thought was neat, Travis Tritt, i don`t know if you
like country music or not, but he was at an elvis auction, i think in
ohio and bought elvis` gun that he kept by his bed, that would be
awesome, the lucky guy. this wasn`t a funny story, but an awesome
one.becky----
as "THE KING" may say LORD HAVE MERCY
MoonOOO
Allen,
You are quickly becoming the Dimwit of the ng now that Mickey is gone.
You keep including me in your message as to me saying something is not true.
You need to stop that shit because you are exposing yourself to be the fool
that you are.
Marty
Becky woot0n
just a funny story!!!!!!!!!
Well, once there was this gorgeous man walking along and i just happened
to run into him and i dropped something, so he would pick it up. when
our eyes met, instantly i knew i was in love. this guy was 6 ft. and had
black hair and was soooo kind. well, we got to know each other and spent
a month together and when it was time for me to go back home, he says:
BABY, don`t go!!!! and i said " i have to" he says "why"???? i said"
because all this time i thought you were ELVIS PRESLEY, and you took off
your fake face when i was in the bathroom and when i saw you weren`t the
man i had always dreamed about , i was so hurt, i feel very sick". He
says"yes, baby, but, but you said you loved me and i made your life
complete, how could you do this now"???? as i walked away i said, "easy
watch me you slime".
The moral of this story is: Always be sure who you are spending time
with/things aren`t always the way they appear/ I sure learned my lesson.
As the king wuld sey and i quote:
"It is better to have luuuuved than to have never luuuuved at allllll,
ya`ll"
Later-becky-enjoy your week-end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G&E
Now, someone else finish this one.
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Becky woot0n wrote in message
<26769-36...@newsd-242.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
John
woot0n <becky...@webtv.net> writes
>Well, like i posted it doesn`t have to be a true story nor about elvis,
>just a funny story!!!!!!!!!
>Well, once there was this gorgeous man walking along and i just happened
>to run into him and i dropped something, so he would pick it up. when
>our eyes met, instantly i knew i was in love. this guy was 6 ft. and had
>black hair and was soooo kind. well, we got to know each other and spent
>a month together and when it was time for me to go back home, he says:
>BABY, don`t go!!!! and i said " i have to" he says "why"???? i said"
>because all this time i thought you were ELVIS PRESLEY, and you took off
>your fake face when i was in the bathroom and when i saw you weren`t the
>man i had always dreamed about , i was so hurt, i feel very sick". He
>says"yes, baby, but, but you said you loved me and i made your life
>complete, how could you do this now"???? as i walked away i said, "easy
>watch me you slime".
>The moral of this story is: Always be sure who you are spending time
>with/things aren`t always the way they appear/ I sure learned my lesson.
>As the king wuld sey and i quote:
>"It is better to have luuuuved than to have never luuuuved at allllll,
>ya`ll"
>Later-becky-enjoy your week-end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>KEEPING "KING ELVIS`" MEMORY ALIVE
>BOOKS-MUSIC-GRACELAND-MOVIES----LAS-VEGAS WEDDING CHAPEL-TOURS-- FAN
>CLUBS/NEWS GROUPS/INTERNET
>
What planet are you on or even what are you on?
--
John S
Ian Rensel
of the one time it happened it the 70's...
I'm not too clear on where it happened, but I believe it was in
Michigan. He did one of his signature moves, and broke his britches.
I've heard two endings to this story: 1) he walked over to the curtain,
wrapped it around his waist, and proceded to be changed by his "people,"
while carrying on a dialogue with the audience. Then, he finished the
show. 2) He said "Uh, folks, I... I think I just ripped my pants on
that one." He then left the stage, and a few minutes later, came back
to a standing ovation, and finished the show. Whichever ending you
believe is up to you, but it's a well known fact that Elvis, while
singing the song "Suspicious Minds" after this incident, would sing "I
hope this suit don't tear up, baby" for "because I love you too much,
baby" during the part where the music decrecendos.
Becky woot0n
way it is during rehearsal he ripped his pants and had to ask for
another pair. he was funny, i thought and took alot of chances when he
did the splits. i don`t know if anyone here knows what the situation was
that time when he was(this was the elvis on tour video) doing suspicious
minds and he was on one knee like usual signing and he looked up and
everybody started laughing and he had the funniest look on his face and
i wondered if there was a girl exposing herself or what, but he was very
surprised at what-ever was going on, if anyone knows what i`m speaking
about i would appreciate it if you would tell me. thanks!!!!!
becky!!!!!!
Becky woot0n
like my stories don`t read them. it is just plain and simple.
ELVIS WAS INDUCTED INTO THE COUNTRY MUSIC HALL OF FAME
SEPTEMBER 23-1998-DESERVING-YES!!!
LATER-BECKY-ENJOY YOUR WEEK-END
VinceEvret
Allen Damron
Marty,
You may have been there you may have not but please stop saying all the stories
I post are wrong.I may not always be right but I'm not always wrong OK !
I wouldn't have to bring up your name if you wouldn't post back to me always
saying I'm wrong. Who is exposing who ????
Richard Palmer
wrote:
>Marty, Richard, Ian, Dennis and Kevin walk into a bar.
>
>Now, someone else finish this one.
Nobody else can finish that one, because they WEREN'T THERE.
Richard
MoonOOO
Allen,
Your above message is wrong!
Marty
VinceEvret
> Keeping the Faith with ELVIS & ORION,Allen
Youre exposing yourself Allen.
Is that legal on here?
PaulLi...@webtv.net
vinyl-covered fire pole?
DKDeen
You were there, Richard. YOU finish the story....
DKD
MoonOOO
>vinyl-covered fire pole?
Better yet, sitting on your face David, "Large,
Link, Jr.
Marty
Richard Palmer
wrote:
OK.....
Marty sued the ass of everybody for plagiarism - it was a Legal Bar.
Dennis acknowledged the Music Bars right to exist in whatever time
signature it wanted, but rang Dave Marsh all the same, to get his
opinion on the varying styles of music it was making.
Kevin pigged out in a corner - it was a Sandwich Bar.
Last thing I heard from Ian was "Aye pal, you're my besht friend, lend
ush a tenner" - it was a Saloon Bar.
And me - I just said "Ouch". It was an Iron Bar.
Boom, and without a doubt, Boom.
Richard
Ian Rensel
"you would have thought one of us would have ducked... och, my head!"
IWMackay
In article <79ft7o$25v$1...@ffx2nh2.uu.net>, "G&E" <unde...@hcis.nospam.net>
writes:
>Marty, Richard, Ian, Dennis and Kevin walk into a bar.
>
>Now, someone else finish this one.
>
they look around and leave as they've no idea what each other looks like
this is the nitty gritty time
Keeping Elvis #1
Ian
(remove 'Naespam' from address for email)
IWMackay
In article <36bd4cb...@news.virgin.net>, r.pa...@virgin.net (Richard
Palmer) writes:
>Boom, and without a doubt, Boom.
Mister Derek
we have the walls lined with them