To Marty (an apology)
Todd(1)
I discovered who you are by doing aome web surfing and let me say that
I sincerely apologize for infuriating you in a previous thread. I have
read that you were one of Elvis' friends that stuck with him to the end
and ignorantly asked another poster if you were his friend or just a holder
on that tried to profit off of him (so many have).
The fact that you were Elvis' best man and stuck with him to the end
itself speaks more volumes than anything I could ever say. I'm sorry for
aggravating you and didn't realize there was such an important member of
the Elvis community on this group. I am finished trying to piss people off
on this newsgroup and have been humbled by reading about you so from here
on out I will keep my post only on Elvis related material and anything
about impersonators etc. will remain elsewhere.
I would like to become an active member of this group and did not
understand the NG when I put the binaries up. I had a little fun with the
'mudslinging' but I am finished with that and announcing any binaries I put
up on other groups here.
From now on when I read your posts I will greatly appreciate them and
look forward to the great insight into Elvis Presley's life that you have
been unselfeshly providing. Elvis is THE MAN and that will never change!
SouthPaw
Why not just leave everyone alone until you have a reasonably sane topic to
contribute to or a good question to ask????
"Todd(1)" <y...@nono.com> wrote in message
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JIMBO
Devildog
>From: "Todd(1)" y...@nono.com
>Marty,
> I discovered who you are by doing aome web surfing and let me say that
>I sincerely apologize for infuriating you in a previous thread. I have
>read that you were one of Elvis' friends that stuck with him to the end
>and ignorantly asked another poster if you were his friend or just a holder
>on that tried to profit off of him (so many have).
Blah, blah, blah... too late, because he's already filtered your dumbass.
"Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand."
JIMBO
ELPrsley
Todd,
Geez man you gonna stop talking about Elvis Impersonators just because of Marty?
ETA's are Elvis related son.
BTW: Marty is no more nor no less important than anyone else on this planet.
Have a great day and hope you enjoy AEK !
E.
Broadway
>Geez man you gonna stop talking about Elvis Impersonators just because of
>Marty?
>
No, because of us.
>ETA's are Elvis related son.
Yeah, if you're talking to a bunch of retards with low expectations and bad
taste.
Any imbecile that can spend five minutes of the short life given us, listening
to low-end, NO TALENTS gladly wasting their time and lives trying to do the
impossible, sound like Elvis Presley, is an imbecile that I have no problem
pointing a finger at.
You can listen to whatever the fuck you like, but you can't tell me or any of
the other bright folks who read this, that the crap you enjoy is good. It's
not.
It's cheap, unoriginal, effortless garbage and this guy, ELPrs, not a
particularly bad guy, loves this nonsense in a big way and ultimately, it
diminishes anything good he has to say or add.
It makes him appear tasteless and kookish.
With a WHOLE world of music I know you kooks haven't heard, why would you stop
and deal with nobodies who say and do nothing (on Elvis' image) for music as
we've come to know it?
I'll enjoy some real music, thanks.
>Have a great day and hope you enjoy AEK !
>E.
I'm afraid he's already blown that, but your disruption has been noted...
_________________________________________________
Hadji Derabertis
ELPrsley wrote:
He can offer a lot more input on Elvis' life and career then any one of us.
Jason~~
ELPrsley
> >Todd,
> >Geez man you gonna stop talking about Elvis Impersonators just because of
> >Marty?
> >
>
> No, because of us.
Worse yet.
> >ETA's are Elvis related son.
>
> Yeah, if you're talking to a bunch of retards with low expectations and bad
> taste.
> Any imbecile that can spend five minutes of the short life given us, listening
> to low-end, NO TALENTS gladly wasting their time and lives trying to do the
> impossible, sound like Elvis Presley, is an imbecile that I have no problem
> pointing a finger at.
See Dick run, see Jane play, see Spot pee.
See MY finger!
> You can listen to whatever the fuck you like, but you can't tell me or any of
> the other bright folks who read this, that the crap you enjoy is good. It's
> not.
I enjoy Elvis Presley, I suppose you are correct then?
The bright folks? Bright because they shout real loud perhaps? The
intelligent folks see right through your opinionated b.s.
Lot's of things people enjoy are good and any foaming at the mouth you
expel makes it none the less. You are putting Elvis on a lower level
than he desearves. Example regardless of what you say Doug Church
and Jesse Aron are good. Elvis is Great!
> It's cheap, unoriginal, effortless garbage and this guy, ELPrs, not a
> particularly bad guy, loves this nonsense in a big way and ultimately, it
> diminishes anything good he has to say or add.
> It makes him appear tasteless and kookish.
Funny I used to think the same about you.
>
> With a WHOLE world of music I know you kooks haven't heard, why would you stop
> and deal with nobodies who say and do nothing (on Elvis' image) for music as
> we've come to know it?
> I'll enjoy some real music, thanks.
"Whatever"
> >Have a great day and hope you enjoy AEK !
> >E.
>
> I'm afraid he's already blown that, but your disruption has been noted...
I don't think so Chris. He made it quite clear he love bantering with
people like you. Keep it up, go ahead make his day!
> _________________________________________________
Devildog
>From: ELP...@aol.com (ELPrsley)
>You are putting Elvis on a lower level
>than he desearves.
Wrong, assclowns do that.
Devildog
>From: ELP...@aol.com (ELPrsley)
>I'm afraid he's already blown that, but your disruption has been noted...
>
>I don't think so Chris. He made it quite clear he love bantering with
>people like you. Keep it up, go ahead make his day!
How come everytime there's some shit going down somewhere, some ignorant ass
motherfucker has to raise his hand and want to tell you how he's seen the whole
thing?
Broadway
>>
>> Yeah, if you're talking to a bunch of retards with low expectations and bad
>> taste.
>> Any imbecile that can spend five minutes of the short life given us,
>listening
>> to low-end, NO TALENTS gladly wasting their time and lives trying to do the
>> impossible, sound like Elvis Presley, is an imbecile that I have no problem
>> pointing a finger at.
>
>See Dick run, see Jane play, see Spot pee.
>See MY finger!
Eddie, where do you get that highend material? Second grade?
>> You can listen to whatever the fuck you like, but you can't tell me or any
>of
>> the other bright folks who read this, that the crap you enjoy is good. It's
>> not.
>
Mulletboy continues...
>I enjoy Elvis Presley, I suppose you are correct then?
>The bright folks? Bright because they shout real loud perhaps? The
>intelligent folks see right through your opinionated b.s.
>Lot's of things people enjoy are good and any foaming at the mouth you
>expel makes it none the less. You are putting Elvis on a lower level
>than he desearves. Example regardless of what you say Doug Church
>and Jesse Aron are good. Elvis is Great!
Did I say you couldn't listen to Jumpsuited Dopes? I gave you my official 'OK'
to listen to any crap you like, say thank you.
And tell me Mulletboy, before I have to wipe away another batch of foam, if
these imposter heroes of yours are SO good, why aren't they selling records?
Where are the good albums and what are they called?
Talent sells records. Not the home made, kooky niche marketed variety.
Surely a guy who went to the trouble of naming himself 'Jesse Aron' has the
chops to make a record ala Nellie McKay, Norah Jones or Ryan Adams.
Artists making music, good albums the best way they know how- not fools playing
to the most notoriously unsophisticated niche in the 'Elvis' sphere.
Still don't get it, right?
Now, you always did have a reading comprehension problem, so, I need you to
show me where exactly I 'put Elvis on a lower level' and then while you're at
it, throw up some of that legitimate proof that Elvis "liked" and "patronized"
imitators, as you self servingly bitched out on the last time I asked you to
prove the horseshit you posted.
Think hard before you send cuz you're not too good at this and I'm gonna
dissect each sentence and every untruth.
Next, I say....
>> With a WHOLE world of music I know you kooks haven't heard, why would you
>stop
>> and deal with nobodies who say and do nothing (on Elvis' image) for music
>as
>> we've come to know it?
>> I'll enjoy some real music, thanks.
Legit question, no?
I get......
>"Whatever"
>> >Have a great day and hope you enjoy AEK !
>> >E.
>>
>> I'm afraid he's already blown that, but your disruption has been noted...
>
>I don't think so Chris. He made it quite clear he love bantering with
>people like you. Keep it up, go ahead make his day!
>
Nigga pleeze, you, him and his grandpa and a few new kooks all together don't
amount to one good Aladdin post.
Get to work now...
_________________________________________________
Todd
news:20040209232011...@mb-m11.aol.com:
>>> >ETA's are Elvis related son.
>>>
>>>
>>> I'm afraid he's already blown that, but your disruption has been
>>> noted...
>>
>>I don't think so Chris. He made it quite clear he love bantering with
>>people like you. Keep it up, go ahead make his day!
>>
>
> Nigga pleeze, you, him and his grandpa and a few new kooks all
> together don't amount to one good Aladdin post.
> Get to work now...
> _________________________________________________
>
Never read an Aladdin post but hopefully his wit is a little sharper than
yours. Well, anyways I'm out of town right now, but am in agreement with
El that impersonators, although none have measured up to the original are
on topic with Elvis, so my ban on that topic has ended upon further
introspection.
Also, I plan on recording and posting more mp3's on alt.elvis.sighting
when I return late thursday eve. Any requests? (let's hear it Devildog
and Broadway, I know you have some faves you'd like to hear me cover)
ALADDIN137
>Date: 2/9/2004 9:18 PM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <Xns948B3329...@63.223.5.250>
>
>broadwa...@aol.comisGroovy (Broadway) wrote in
>news:20040209232011.27200.000019
>
>>>> >ETA's are Elvis related son.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'm afraid he's already blown that, but your disruption has been
>>>> noted...
>>>
>>>I don't think so Chris. He made
>it quite clear he love bantering with
>>>people like you. Keep it up, go ahead make his day!
>> Nigga pleeze, you, him and his grandpa and a few new kooks all
>> together don't amount to one good Aladdin post.
>> Get to work now...
>_________________________________________________
>Never read an Aladdin post but hopefully his wit is a little sharper than
>yours.
........................................................
Never is a long, long time.
I thought people floating to the bottom of the ocean wearing chains and cement
shoes have read an "Aladdin Post."
I don't have the luxury of standing up for my beliefs, without expert wit
opening fire. Though gutsy at times, I have more endurance than most acclaimed
"Kooks."
I dislike the phrase "AssClown' as well as "Freakboy" but it is safe to say
that I love Elvis, I appreciate true talent when I see or hear it. Even if that
fits the description of antagonizing my fellow posters.
However, there are some really awful ETA's . I will remain the ever illusive,
eccentric Aladdin, and give no names out of respect.
It is more desirable to say less, and know more...than to speak volumes as I am
known to do, only to say nothing.
Unless your good at it, I must say it is better to recite Chief Joseph's reply
to the Government.
It sheds a whole new light on what mankind only wants to believe.
That he/she is superior, when in truth we have fallen short of simple rules of
the universe.
Wisdom to know what is valuable, and what is sheer ignorance.What is Love and
what is Hate.
Off topic and polite, is better than on topic and ticked off out of your mind!
Indian wars (The Nez Perce War (1877)).
• Beal, Merrill D. "I Will Fight No More Forever": Chief Joseph and the Nez
Perce War. 1963. Reprint. Univ. of Wash. Pr., 1977.
• Joseph, Chief. That All People May Be One People, Send Rain to Wash the
Face of the Earth
Sincerely,
~ Aladdin
Devildog
>From: Todd N...@body.com
> Well, anyways I'm out of town right now,
You are out of town in more ways than one...
>Any requests? (let's hear it Devildog
>and Broadway, I know you have some faves you'd like to hear me cover)
Requests? How about you tie a noose around your neck and jump off of a chair...
Charles Thomas
wrote:
Jesus fucking christ! How many times do I have to filter you?
CT
ELPrsley
> >> >ETA's are Elvis related son.
> >>
> >> Yeah, if you're talking to a bunch of retards with low expectations and bad
> >> taste.
> >> Any imbecile that can spend five minutes of the short life given us,
> listening
> >> to low-end, NO TALENTS gladly wasting their time and lives trying to do the
> >> impossible, sound like Elvis Presley, is an imbecile that I have no problem
> >> pointing a finger at.
> >
> Mulletboy replied...
> >See Dick run, see Jane play, see Spot pee.
> >See MY finger!
>
Eddie, where do you get that highend material? Second grade?
Right out of your library Chrissy.
>
>
> >> You can listen to whatever the fuck you like, but you can't tell me or any
> of
> >> the other bright folks who read this, that the crap you enjoy is good. It's
> >> not.
> >
> Mulletboy continues...
> >I enjoy Elvis Presley, I suppose you are correct then?
> >The bright folks? Bright because they shout real loud perhaps? The
> >intelligent folks see right through your opinionated b.s.
> >Lot's of things people enjoy are good and any foaming at the mouth you
> >expel makes it none the less. You are putting Elvis on a lower level
> >than he desearves. Example regardless of what you say Doug Church
> >and Jesse Aron are good. Elvis is Great!
>
> Did I say you couldn't listen to Jumpsuited Dopes? I gave you my official 'OK'
> to listen to any crap you like, say thank you.
And you talk about comprehension problems, might point has nothing to
do with your permission. And believe me I don't need your fucking
permission to do anything. Your statement said that they weren't any
good. And then you go on bantering as below talking about record
sales. Hey dumbass, record sales do not necessarily have anything to
do with talent. There are many other factors involved like money and
advertising. There are many many talented musicians in this world
that will never have a record deal but of course you wouldn't
understand that if it jumped up and bit you in the ass. You remember
are the one that needs everything proven to you. Artists don't have
to sell records to be talented. God knows Picasso never sold many
paintings until he died and someone put money and marketing behind
them. Point in fact for your little mind, Yoko Ono sang on quite a
few top selling records. Does that make her a talented vocalist?
NOT... And Garth Brooks for example. Is he a great vocalist or a
great marketing campaign. Many talented people in this world will
never have monetary success, that is just a fact of life. If they are
happy doing what they do and others enjoy it not a thing in thw world
your little piss ant rantings are ever going to change.
> And tell me Mulletboy, before I have to wipe away another batch of foam, if
> these imposter heroes of yours are SO good, why aren't they selling records?
> Where are the good albums and what are they called?
> Talent sells records. Not the home made, kooky niche marketed variety.
> Surely a guy who went to the trouble of naming himself 'Jesse Aron' has the
> chops to make a record ala Nellie McKay, Norah Jones or Ryan Adams.
See above.
> Artists making music, good albums the best way they know how- not fools playing
> to the most notoriously unsophisticated niche in the 'Elvis' sphere.
> Still don't get it, right?
You certainly don't
> Now, you always did have a reading comprehension problem, so, I need you to
> show me where exactly I 'put Elvis on a lower level'
By not allowing people that enjoy singing in his style do so without
your bad ass attitude. You see you said they weren't any good which
if you brushed up on your own comprehension problems could mean that
Elvis was only good and not great. Which is exactly what my statment
implied when addressing you dimwit.
and then while you're at
> it, throw up some of that legitimate proof that Elvis "liked" and "patronized"
> imitators, as you self servingly bitched out on the last time I asked you to
> prove the horseshit you posted.
Patronized? Memory problems Chrissy? What I said was that Elvis had
made the statement that he thought Alan Meyer did a good show. And at
another time I said that Charlie Hodge took Elvis into see a friend of
mine perform. I never said that friend was an ETA. And why should I
prove shit to the likes of you. (See previous statement about being
bit in the ass) I heard it direct from someone that was there.
Someone I've known personally for over 20 years not someone that
frequents the internet trying to impress Elvis fans.
> Think hard before you send cuz you're not too good at this and I'm gonna
> dissect each sentence and every untruth.
>
> Next, I say....
>
>
> >> With a WHOLE world of music I know you kooks haven't heard, why would you
> stop
> >> and deal with nobodies who say and do nothing (on Elvis' image) for music
> as
> >> we've come to know it?
> >> I'll enjoy some real music, thanks.
>
> Legit question, no?
> I get......
>
>
> >"Whatever"
You got whatever because your ignorant statement doesn't desearve a
response.
Get It?
> >> >Have a great day and hope you enjoy AEK !
> >> >E.
> >>
> >> I'm afraid he's already blown that, but your disruption has been noted...
> >
> >I don't think so Chris. He made it quite clear he loves bantering with
> >people like you. Keep it up, go ahead make his day!
> >
>
> Nigga pleeze, you, him and his grandpa and a few new kooks all together don't
> amount to one good Aladdin post.
> Get to work now...
Nigga? You a racist or just stupid?
And Aladdin puts you to shame son.
See my finger now, Dick?
_________________________________________________
ELPrsley
Ooooh we've called in the Marines... I'm scared
ELPrsley
How about a few verses of "You ain't nothin but a DevilDog, cryin all the time"
ELPrsley
Well put Darlin!
ELPrsley
CT
Why waste time with filters. Just don't read this shit if you don't
want to be involved. Gotta say it's been real nice not reading
anything from the Big Bad Broadway dogs for many months now. I had
to just chime in with the rantings about ETA's lately. You'd think
these guys had a life. Good God they spend alot of time in here.
You'd think someone might have some furniture to sell or something.
ELPrsley
> >> >ETA's are Elvis related son.
Think hard before you send cuz you're not too good at this and I'm
gonna
dissect each sentence and every untruth.
As you do so try to feel real good in the fact that any further
replies from you wouldn't desearve the sweat off my butt cheeks.
atomic_elvis
"ELPrsley" <ELP...@aol.com> wrote in message
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nor correct spelling
Devildog
>From: ELP...@aol.com (ELPrsley)
>How come everytime there's some shit going down somewhere, some ignorant ass
>> motherfucker has to raise his hand and want to tell you how he's seen the
>whole
>> thing?
>Ooooh we've called in the Marines... I'm scared
>
What a dumb response from an even dumber individual.
Devildog
>From: ELP...@aol.com (ELPrsley)
>How about a few verses of "You ain't nothin but a DevilDog, cryin all the
>time"
>
Yet another dumb response, you are nothing but internet clutter.
todd
news:91395e8.04021...@posting.google.com:
Sounds like a plan, will be a couple of days though.
Broadway
>
You're too dumb to be scared.
_________________________________________________
Broadway
Well put? I can't even figure out what she's talking about.
Do you need friends that bad?
_________________________________________________
Todd
news:20040210122358...@mb-m22.aol.com:
>>Subject: Re: To Marty (an apology)
>>From: Todd N...@body.com
>
>> Well, anyways I'm out of town right now,
>
> You are out of town in more ways than one...
>
Yes, but unfortunately I'll be back in the snow thursday.
>>Any requests? (let's hear it Devildog
>>and Broadway, I know you have some faves you'd like to hear me cover)
>
>
>
> Requests? How about you tie a noose around your neck and jump off of a
> chair...
>
Sounds a little painful, how's about we experiment on you first.
> "Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand."
>
>
Exciting announcement: Will be experimenting with .mp3 karaoke's of
Elvis tunes. These .mp3's are the best I've heard and will be my first
attempt ever at karaoke (the Japanese form of entertainment that has
greatly improved the world!). If results are decent will post a few on
alt.elvis.sighting on thursday. This will be the true test on whether I
can pull off an elvis song, if these don't come off well, I may just
quit posting. (Haters of Assclowns keep your fingers crossed).
Or perhaps I'll just keep on fooling around with my guitar. What
an act, how many people do you know that just play guitar and sing Elvis
songs without all the hoopla of canned music and glitter suits?
Todd
news:20040210230130...@mb-m02.aol.com:
I understand Aladdin's post except for the Chief Joseph section. I
think this is the first time I'm in agreement with Devildirk: Aladdin
does appear to be truly gifted and on a different plain than us mortals,
I'm truly impressed (and I say this even though I believe that Aladdin
refers to me in the 'awful ETA' section. Hey, I can deal with rejection
even Elvis had detractors).
Broadway
>
I'm tired of furniture.
I'm thinking about selling clothing and chances are I'll have something just
your size to replace that snazzy Urban Cowboy thing you have going.
Debra Winger called, she said she wants her shirt and Wranglers back....
YeeeHaw!
_________________________________________________
atomic_elvis
> Or perhaps I'll just keep on fooling around with my guitar. What
> an act, how many people do you know that just play guitar and sing Elvis
> songs without all the hoopla of canned music and glitter suits?
>
TONS - dime a dozen! And they're much easier to handle than the rhinestone
kind.
ALADDIN137
>Date: 2/10/2004 9:05 PM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <Xns948CF1E...@63.223.5.250>
>
>broadwa...@aol.comisGroovy (Broadway) wrote in
>news:20040210230130.13001.000022
>"I Will Fight No More Forever": Chief Joseph
>>>> and the
>> Nez
>>>> Perce War.
>That All People May Be One People, Send Rain to
>>>> Wash
>> the
>>>> Face of the Earth
>~ Aladdin
>>>Well put Darlin!
>I understand Aladdin's post except for the Chief Joseph section.
>I believe that Aladdin
>refers to me in the 'awful ETA' section.
Thank you both, or should it be thank you all?
My reference was within the titiles to books on the subject...
I was not speaking of you when I said there are some really awful ETA's.
Please know that if I meant you, I would have left no doubt.
People I like know who they are, and those who dislike me enjoy letting me know
who they are.
I did not download, or listen to you. I thought it best to stay out of the
whole thing if possible.
I appreciate the kind words, they fall on deaf ears daily.
~Aladdin
Broadway
>to sell records to be talented. God knows Picasso never sold many
>paintings until he died and someone put money and marketing behind
>them. Point in fact for your little mind
Then God would have to be nearly as tasteless and badly read as you are.
My hayseed friend, you speaketh from your tukkus once again.
"Point in fact", Picasso, who up until semi-recently, painted more paintings
than anyone ever, (you fucking dumsky) didn't paint for the sake of creating
piles in a warehouse.
He painted for money.
More important, he was celebrated and important throughout his longish career
and through his many 'phases'. His work was always purchased for top dollar
worldwide.
Now, here's exactly why you should put down the fake Elvis albums and enjoy
something else, like art.
My point proven.
Now, there's a whole world full of no-talent assholes who try to paint Picasso
style (all good art has imitators), but the art world's natural process of
elimination and saavy delegates the imitators and the unoriginal to the very
bottom, very much like the music business and the record buying public.
Any business.
The work is purchased on another level either by people who don't have real
money to spend on good art and people who don't know any better.
Anyone who's cracked a book or who knows what they're looking at would never
deal with the low-end.
> and then while you're at
>> it, throw up some of that legitimate proof that Elvis "liked" and
>"patronized"
>> imitators, as you self servingly bitched out on the last time I asked you
>to
>> prove the horseshit you posted.
>
Dumsky continues his ig'nant parade by re-imagining how this went down....
>Patronized? Memory problems Chrissy? What I said was that Elvis had
>made the statement that he thought Alan Meyer did a good show. And at
>another time I said that Charlie Hodge took Elvis into see a friend of
>mine perform. I never said that friend was an ETA. And why should I
>prove shit to the likes of you. (See previous statement about being
>bit in the ass) I heard it direct from someone that was there.
>Someone I've known personally for over 20 years not someone that
>frequents the internet trying to impress Elvis fans.
You dillusional, gullable Urban Cowboy...
You said 'Elvis liked to go see imitators' and I asked you for proof of any
legitimate nature, gave you a few opportunities to lay it down, but you bitched
out with some 'I don't have to prove nothing to you' bitch slip.
You're not proving shit to me, you posted a statement for the entire group to
read, not for me only (unless you wanna impress me) and when I called you on
it, you changed your tune and flitted away with indignance.
One would think that when it comes to the VERY well documented comings and
goings of the most famous man in the world that there'd be SOME
corroboration(sp) outside of your most reliable AC friend of over 20years, Alan
Meyer (who to my memory, never said shit in his publicty blitzs about EP seeing
him in-person as late as 1976. I read EVERYTHING back then)
and Charlie.
Lacker, Esposito, Smith, The Wests, all fucking liars involved in a conspiracy
and your unnamed friend is the man, do I have that right, Ed?
You were moronized then and you still haven't learned your lesson about
bullshitting me.
I hate bullshit, especially when it's dumb, self-serving and unlikely bullshit.
Just say that you're a little dumb sometimes, you can't help it and that your
love of imitators clouds your better judgement sometimes and I'll forgive you.
C'mon Ed, the Jig is up.....
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Broadway
>And Aladdin puts you to shame son.
>See my finger now, Dick?
I love everybody.
But, I gotta tell you, coming from the nigga with the mullet and the fringe
shirt, I feel like that's a trick question!
And what's with you and that finger?
Say what you mean, Nigga, don't type me the finger, genius...
_________________________________________________
Broadway
>Chrissy wrote:
> Think hard before you send cuz you're not too good at this and I'm
>gonna
> dissect each sentence and every untruth.
>
>
>As you do so try to feel real good in the fact that any further
>replies from you wouldn't desearve the sweat off my butt cheeks.
>
Ooooh, you told me!
_________________________________________________
Todd
news:20040211012355...@mb-m27.aol.com:
What's up with that Nigga shit, punk.
Devildog
>
>What's up with that Nigga shit, punk.
>
The suburban white kid is offended, what a tragedy...
Broadway
>>>And Aladdin puts you to shame son.
>>>See my finger now, Dick?
>>
>> I love everybody.
>> But, I gotta tell you, coming from the nigga with the mullet and the
>> fringe shirt, I feel like that's a trick question!
>> And what's with you and that finger?
>> Say what you mean, Nigga, don't type me the finger, genius...
>> _________________________________________________
>>
>>
>
>What's up with that Nigga shit, punk.
To which I reply, what do you give a fuck and what do you have to say about it
before I make sure every filter in the joint has your name in it, schmuck?
_________________________________________________
Todd
news:20040211014506...@mb-m27.aol.com:
>>>>Nigga? You a racist or just stupid?
>>>>And Aladdin puts you to shame son.
>>>>See my finger now, Dick?
>>>
>>> I love everybody.
>>> But, I gotta tell you, coming from the nigga with the mullet and the
>>> fringe shirt, I feel like that's a trick question!
>>> And what's with you and that finger?
>>> Say what you mean, Nigga, don't type me the finger, genius...
>>> _________________________________________________
>>>
>>>
>>
> The Fucking Moron Troll with the guitar wants attention and writes...
>
I post for the same reason you do, punkboy.
>>What's up with that Nigga shit, punk.
>
> To which I reply, what do you give a fuck and what do you have to say
> about it before I make sure every filter in the joint has your name in
> it, schmuck? _________________________________________________
>
>
Take your filters and shove'em where the sun don't shine.
What the hell do I care about filters, they just show that those that use
them are weak and inept, as apparently you are.
Also:
Stay tuned for new .mp3's on alt.elvis.sighting thursday.
Devildog
>I post for the same reason you do, punkboy.
Nah, this place is viagra for your little boring life.
>Take your filters and shove'em where the sun don't shine.
>What the hell do I care about filters, they just show that those that use
>them are weak and inept, as apparently you are.
>Also:
>Stay tuned for new .mp3's on alt.elvis.sighting thursday.
>
He never said he filters, but others do and that is what he was referring to.
You are young and immature.
Todd2
news:20040211014353...@mb-m15.aol.com:
>>Subject: Re: To Marty (an apology)
>>From: Todd Ju...@Valdez.com
>
>>
>>What's up with that Nigga shit, punk.
>>
>
>
>
> The suburban white kid is offended, what a tragedy...
I guess you from da slums.
>
> "Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand."
>
COMING SOON
alt.elvis.sighting
good music, free
Broadway
>What the hell do I care about filters, they just show that those that use
>them are weak and inept, as apparently you are.
You betcha, Retard...
_________________________________________________
Todd
news:20040211020227...@mb-m15.aol.com:
>>Subject: Re: To Marty (an apology)
>>From: Todd pi...@off.com
>
>>I post for the same reason you do, punkboy.
>
>
> Nah, this place is viagra for your little boring life.
>
This is my kick for the moment. How do you explain why you are here so
often?
>
>>Take your filters and shove'em where the sun don't shine.
>>What the hell do I care about filters, they just show that those that
>>use them are weak and inept, as apparently you are.
>>Also:
>>Stay tuned for new .mp3's on alt.elvis.sighting thursday.
>>
>
>
> He never said he filters, but others do and that is what he was
> referring to. You are young and immature.
>
Thanks for explaining that for him.
Devildog
>I guess you from da slums.
and you from your ass...
Devildog
>COMING SOON
>alt.elvis.sighting
>good music, free
After consulting my partner, the Honorable Broadway, we have decided to ignore
the further ramblings from the retarded bitch-boy. He can't bring anything
better than third grade playground insults to this forum. Toad, come back when
you get your ballbreaking permit.
You are hence forth black-balled and no longer be paid any further attention.
After all, children should be seen and not heard.
Charles Thomas
ELP...@aol.com (ELPrsley) wrote:
> CT
> Why waste time with filters. Just don't read this shit if you don't
> want to be involved.
'Cuz theys be postin' in every damned thread under every damned topic.
If they'd stick to the threads with "assclown" or whatever in the
subject I could avoid them.
CT
T*odd
news:20040211022423...@mb-m15.aol.com:
Darnit, I guess my fun is over now. Guess I'll have to start posting in a
serious manner now. Hope you enjoyed the banter as much as I did.
One thing I will wonder though is why you needed to team up to admit
defeat instead of admitting defeat on your own <after consulting my
partner...>? It's ok to admit defeat on a personal level without dragging
those around you down.
No hard feelings though. I did not come to this ng to start a battle
of intellect, you f*cking morons brought it on with your idiotic assclown
routine. You guys are like Laurel and Hardy, only not as funny.
Long Live Elvis
T@dd
news:cthomas-D33388...@teta.doit.wisc.edu:
> In article <Xns948B3329...@63.223.5.250>, Todd <N...@body.com>
> wrote:
>
>> agreement with El that impersonators, although none have measured up
>> to the original are on topic with Elvis, so my ban on that topic has
>> ended upon further introspection.
>> Also, I plan on recording and posting more mp3's on
>> alt.elvis.sighting
>> when I return late thursday eve. Any requests? (let's hear it
>> Devildog and Broadway, I know you have some faves you'd like to hear
>> me cover)
>>
>
> Jesus fucking christ! How many times do I have to filter you?
>
> CT
>
You can un-filter me now, as I will more than likely be less offensive now
that dweedle-dee and dweedle-dumb have realized they have been outmached
and outgunned.
However, if your problem was just with me adverting my free music then
leave filter on.
alt.elvis.sighting
Long live the King.
Hadji Derabertis
Todd wrote:
Well Todd, for all I know you could be a good guy. But you have to admit,
spaeking for a 3rd party like myself, you do come across as a guy who is
somewhat 'nerding out'. Posting your "check me out, listen to how good I am.
Am I an excellent singer and guitar player or what?"
I hope your not one of those guys who , after a couple of drinks, take's
their guitar out at parties and starts playing and singing tunes. I've come
across a few of those in my day and the genual concensus waas that the guy
was "geeking out'.
I really doubt people on here are listening to your tunes and hanging on a
thread waiting for your next tune to be available for a download.
Why not just stick to Elvis topics, and involve yourself in some Elvis
related discussions?
Jason~~
Charles Thomas
"T@dd" <fal...@inlove.com> wrote:
> You can un-filter me now, as I will more than likely be less offensive now
> that dweedle-dee and dweedle-dumb have realized they have been outmached
> and outgunned.
>
> However, if your problem was just with me adverting my free music then
> leave filter on.
I'd love to leave the filter on, but you change your ID here about twice
a day.
CT
MARTY
"Devildog" <devild...@aol.comsuckthis> wrote in message
news:20040211022423...@mb-m15.aol.com...
That's a good idea but be prepared to filter him everyday.
The little boy wants attention and is here solely to annoy, that's why he
posts under a different server and then a variation of his name almost
everyday. Someday we will find out who he really is because like all the
rest before him, one day he will slip up and reveal himself. All immature
jerks do.
That's OK though, I have a big filter.
Marty
>
ELPrsley
Todd,
Let me know when they are up.
And don't bother with this lieing scum bag.
Man does he live in a fantasy world.
He is so impressed with Marty Lacker he can't see straight.
He can twist stories all he wants to but I never said that Elvis saw
Alan Meyer in person. Alan himself personally said that Elvis thought
he paid him respect with his act. If the idiot wants to interpret
this as he said Elvis saw his show then so be it. I can only vouch
first hand of what Alan said not wether it happened or not. And as
far as my un-named friend is concerned, well he was named by me prior
so no need to drudge it up again but he has performed with some of the
top named acts in show business. It's very easy to trick this moron
by using examples that he will run away with such as my previous
Picasso statement or using Pizano instead of Pissano.... (Now watch)
See instead of understanding the point he rattles away not
understanding he was tricked. He himself admits to not being able to
understand Alladin.
I'll let him foam away all he wants and am glad I could help him
get-off once again. As for me I've got to go groom my Mullet and
enjoy life.
Those that know me personally can vouch for the fact that he knows not
of which he speaks. But who the really cares what the moron thinks.
Well I'm off to go buy some real furniture, you know the kind that is
hand made and not mass produced and sold by ignorants. I mean why not
only buy the original.
Take care Todd
Todd
news:91395e8.04021...@posting.google.com:
Thanks El.
Don't know why all these folks want to filter me, you'd think I've
been trying to sell Elvis nose hairs or something. I think they are all
a bunch of Stalinist. Burn the books and kill the messenger damnit.
Anyways, working on IF I Can Dream, one of Elvis' best and toughest
vocals, with Karaoke background that sounds exactly like the '68 special
music. Will be posting alt.elvis.sightings tonight.
Todd
news:402A8A4C...@sympatico.ca:
If I were to do that I'd wait till everyone else is drunk first.
Todd(
news:BSwWb.37856$8a5....@bignews1.bellsouth.net:
I only posted on a different server because I was out of town. Now I'm
back. I also take back my apology as you are a twit in my opinion and
often wonder about Elvis' choice of friends. If he had better friends
who were against drugs and alcohol he still might be singing today.
Why don't you go write another book promising new insight into Elvis
so you can make some more money (oops, I mean just do it to be nice to
Elvis fans.)
What a fucking career, living off the memory of an American Icon.
Filter me Stalin.
atomic_elvis
> >
> Thanks El.
> Don't know why all these folks want to filter me, you'd think I've
> been trying to sell Elvis nose hairs or something. I think they are all
> a bunch of Stalinist. Burn the books and kill the messenger damnit.
> Anyways, working on IF I Can Dream, one of Elvis' best and toughest
> vocals, with Karaoke background that sounds exactly like the '68 special
> music. Will be posting alt.elvis.sightings tonight.
Set up a geocities space and put them up there.
Todd
@perki.connect.com.au:
I'll look into that, not quite sure how but would like to do so one day.
atomic_elvis
"Todd" <he...@goodbye.com> wrote in message
news:Xns948CEB51A6...@63.218.45.216...
I only say, because I can't get them.
Todd
news:c0eugv$8me$1...@perki.connect.com.au:
I'll post If I can dream to a binary NG you choose, preferably one
without a lot of headers. Not the Elvis multimedia one though I don't
want to polute that with non-Elvis binaries.
Broadway
rant of boot heel dumb, psychotic emotion....
>It's very easy to trick this moron
>by using examples that he will run away with such as my previous
>Picasso statement or using Pizano instead of Pissano.... (Now watch)
>
Yes, the world reknowned 'Trick'em With Ignorant And Untrue Statements' gambit!
That'll show your well informed adversary everytime.
There's no chance at all that you know shit about Art and/or Picasso, Pissarro,
Parrish or Pollack, huh?
Don't be ashamed, your field of expertise, Elvis Imitators and Bad Music is
more...accessable.
Keep up with the comings and goings of Jesse Aron....
>I'll let him foam away all he wants and am glad I could help him
>get-off once again.
That might be potentially gay, as RP would say.
Dumsky, you've been reading me for a long time now, you've never seen me
'foam', you never will. I'm easy to get along with and I conduct myself as a
gentleman.
I like straight shooters and the endearing human quality of humility. When
you've been had, and you have been had, be man enough to say you were wrong.
Don't they teach that kind of stuff in Karate? It ain't all 'attack, attack,
attack'.
Accept defeat like a good grasshopper.
As for me I've got to go groom my Mullet and
>enjoy life.
Attaboy...
>Those that know me personally can vouch for the fact that he knows not
>of which he speaks. But who the really cares what the moron thinks.
>
Let me get this straight, the people that know you (I need italics here), know
that I knoweth not of what I speak?
Have you been using someone else's cat tampered I.V.?
Cowboy, you care what I think, otherwise we wouldn't meet so often...don't lie
now.
>Well I'm off to go buy some real furniture, you know the kind that is
>hand made and not mass produced and sold by ignorants. I mean why not
>only buy the original.
>
>Take care Todd
My K-Mart Cowboy, that's a particularly unfair statement considering you don't
know what it is that I sell and that from right here in my Eames Chair (look it
up, coco), I can guarantee you that I know that you know as much about quality
furniture (or anything else) as you do about Art or music.
So, let's begin...
I have to say, judging by the dinette chair that you're resting your cheapish
boot on in exhibit A...
http://www.geocities.com/radiocowboys/
Those chairs are available out of China, Malaysia, Vietnam and just about all
points East, for about 5 to $7 wholesale, FOB point of origin. Most likely,
made by children.
The chair, and I've sold them in the thousands to Seaman's, Levitz, Discount
chains and Mom and Pop stores, retails anywhere from $18.95 to $49.99 in any
variety of places from your local small discount store to Target or K-Mart.
The credenza or buffet behind you isn't showing enough for me to tell you that
it's absolutely RTA (ready to assemble) Sauder Mfg. or a cheaper Canadian
brand, either way- retailing anywhere between $69 and $99 bucks, so I have to
go to the cheap gold-toned flea market hologram on the wall by the door. Six
bucks?
I need your help on this, is that a mock spherical world map or the very
popular and touching 'Footprints' story?
All very lovely in an Imperial White primer.
I think you might have done better with the 'ignorants', son, cuz if that's the
'quality', 'handmade' and 'non-mass produced' furnishings you've been buying,
you've been beat...
Do they have an Ikea near you? That'll do wonders for you.
Lots of look, not a ton of money...
Anyway, the bottom of the wall needs some care soon and you should have thought
twice about doing your 'album' cover in the house. Next time, use a pub front
or something, you Badass Rock and Roll Suburbanite!
And I'll leave you alone on the cheap hat, blouse and pants, OK?
In the future, my less than ordinary fool, you might wanna re-think such
foolish and clearly uncalled for haughtiness when you speak to me, make sense,
you discount store cocksucker?
_________________________________________________
ELPrsley
Poor Todd,
They have kicked you out of their sandbox and took their ball away.
Your life is ruined now.
What a frikin waste of life this place is.
Todd
> "T*odd" <no...@nope.com> wrote in message
I apologize that I contributed to this pathetic banter that was not my
original intention, they are pros at getting a persons goat as they did
mine. I am glad they now refuse to respond to my posts.
Broadway
>
>Poor Todd,
>They have kicked you out of their sandbox and took their ball away.
>Your life is ruined now.
>
>What a frikin waste of life this place is.
>
Dumsky, the internet is huge beyond comprehension.
Don't let this waste of life take you down.
alt.assclowns awaits...
_________________________________________________
atomic_elvis
>
> What a frikin waste of life this place is.
You have permission to leave!
AFriend
Whoa, slow down! Marty couldn't have stopped Elvis from taking drugs,
nobody could. It's not his fault. As far as alchohol, Elvis only drank
occasionally because he knew what it did to his momma. There was no
problem with alcohol! It hasn't been proven that drugs were the cause
of death anyway. He has as much right to make money as anyone else,
maybe more.
ALADDIN137
>From: robert....@philips.com (AFriend)
>Date: 2/12/2004 9:44 AM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <abafd78.04021...@posting.google.com>
>
>"Todd(" <E...@shit.com> wrote in
>message news:<Xns948CE2C51D...@63.218.45.216>...
>> "MARTY" <moon...@bellsouth.net> wrote
>in
>> news:BSwWb.37856$8a5....@bignews1.bellsouth.net:
>Whoa, slow down!
>Elvis only drank
>occasionally because he knew what it did to his momma.
>He has as much right to make money as anyone else,
>maybe more.
Back up a teeny bit there.....
Elvis did not like the taste of booze...he did not drink at all.
Anyone has the right to free speech, and to make a living.
No one has a right to make defamation of character remarks, provable or not.
I think when speaking of the living, or the dead, we should have some finite
boundaries of decency.
~Aladdin
Dawn in Memphis
>From: aladd...@aol.com (ALADDIN137)
>Date: 2/12/2004 3:32 PM Central Standard Time
>Message-id: <20040212163248...@mb-m22.aol.com>
Elvis did drink occasionally........a bloody mary now and then.
To say he did not drink at all is untrue.
ALADDIN137
>From: freed...@aol.com (Dawn in Memphis)
>Date: 2/12/2004 1:53 PM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <20040212165357...@mb-m10.aol.com>
>Elvis did drink occasionally........a bloody mary now and then.
>To say he did not drink at all is untrue.
>Dawn
>www.altelvisking.com
>
>Thank you Dawn.
If so, I stand corrected. I know that this must be in the history somewhere.
I was going on what I knew to be so.
The bloody Mary had nothing in it but tabasco sause, V8 and a celery stalk.
But, certainly I have been wrong before.
: )
~Aladdin
ALADDIN137
>From: broadwa...@aol.comisGroovy (Broadway)
>Date: 2/11/2004 8:43 PM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <20040211234309...@mb-m14.aol.com>
>I'm easy to get along with and I conduct myself as a
>gentleman.
>Accept defeat like a good grasshopper.
>Let me get this straight, the people that know you (I need italics here),
>know
>that I knoweth not of what I speak?
>Have you been using someone else's cat tampered I.V.?
Well, I did say that your an excellent writer. When your nice, your a lot of
fun.
You didn't really think this would get past me? lololololol It is very funny
though..
~Aladdin
CharlesBunch995
>If so, I stand corrected. I know that this must be in the history somewhere.
>I was going on what I knew to be so.
>The bloody Mary had nothing in it but tabasco sause, V8 and a celery stalk.
>But, certainly I have been wrong before.
>: )
>~Aladdin
>
I believe it was in Larry Geller's book that Elvis went on a drinking binge for
a few days in 1974. He said he had never really been drunk before, and he
wanted to try it. Larry goes on to say that Elvis was naturally a funny man,
but when he was drunk, he was a one-man comedy show. This was certainly out of
the ordinary for Elvis, and he never did it again.
Chuck
ALADDIN137
>From: charles...@aol.com (CharlesBunch995)
>Date: 2/12/2004 11:24 PM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <20040213022424...@mb-m15.aol.com>
I would love to have seen that! He did have a wonderful sense of humor.
Great story. ; )
~Aladdin
ELPrsley
> Urban Cowboy continues his no win streak with another spineless, ill informed
> rant of boot heel dumb, psychotic emotion....
>
> >It's very easy to trick this moron
> >by using examples that he will run away with such as my previous
> >Picasso statement or using Pizano instead of Pissano.... (Now watch)
> >
>
> Yes, the world reknowned 'Trick'em With Ignorant And Untrue Statements' gambit!
> That'll show your well informed adversary everytime.
> There's no chance at all that you know shit about Art and/or Picasso, Pissarro,
> Parrish or Pollack, huh?
> Don't be ashamed, your field of expertise, Elvis Imitators and Bad Music is
> more...accessable.
> Keep up with the comings and goings of Jesse Aron....
>
>
> >I'll let him foam away all he wants and am glad I could help him
> >get-off once again.
>
> That might be potentially gay, as RP would say.
Yeah buddy Gay guys have 5 children...
Well maybe Elton John does but what the hell he has the money to
support them.
> Dumsky, you've been reading me for a long time now, you've never seen me
> 'foam', you never will.
Buddy,
I see you foam every word you type.
I'm easy to get along with and I conduct myself as a
> gentleman.
Now now now and you say I am a liar?
> I like straight shooters and the endearing human quality of humility. When
> you've been had, and you have been had, be man enough to say you were wrong.
Me? Yep no problem when YOU prove I am wrong.
> Don't they teach that kind of stuff in Karate? It ain't all 'attack, attack,
> attack'.
> Accept defeat like a good grasshopper.
NO it is Defend defend defend then take your heart out when the time
is appropriate.
>
> As for me I've got to go groom my Mullet and
> >enjoy life.
>
> Attaboy...
See you know not of which you speak.
>
>
> >Those that know me personally can vouch for the fact that he knows not
> >of which he speaks. But who the really cares what the moron thinks.
> >
>
> Let me get this straight, the people that know you (I need italics here), know
> that I knoweth not of what I speak?
> Have you been using someone else's cat tampered I.V.?
> Cowboy, you care what I think, otherwise we wouldn't meet so often...don't lie
> now.
Here is where I admit I am wrong and for once I have lied, yes I love
you Chris... Gay again?
>
>
> >Well I'm off to go buy some real furniture, you know the kind that is
> >hand made and not mass produced and sold by ignorants. I mean why not
> >only buy the original.
> >
> >Take care Todd
>
> My K-Mart Cowboy, that's a particularly unfair statement considering you don't
> know what it is that I sell and that from right here in my Eames Chair (look it
> up, coco), I can guarantee you that I know that you know as much about quality
> furniture (or anything else) as you do about Art or music.
> So, let's begin...
> I have to say, judging by the dinette chair that you're resting your cheapish
> boot on in exhibit A...
>
> http://www.geocities.com/radiocowboys/
>
> Those chairs are available out of China, Malaysia, Vietnam and just about all
> points East, for about 5 to $7 wholesale, FOB point of origin. Most likely,
> made by children.
> The chair, and I've sold them in the thousands to Seaman's, Levitz, Discount
> chains and Mom and Pop stores, retails anywhere from $18.95 to $49.99 in any
> variety of places from your local small discount store to Target or K-Mart.
My case in point, in fact you know not of what I really know about
you. But why would I waste my money on expense stuff when I can buy
cheap shit like you sell and spend my money on real Guitars. Yeah the
one you see came from Japan but wasn't much less than my American made
models. And the credenza of which you speak.... from a corner? way
off dude... it was $10.00... We won't talk about the real furniture
you CAN NOT get that was handed down from my Great Grand Parents.
And I don't give shit about the value it is sentimental feelings that
really matter. And that my freind is my point about Elvis. It
doesn't matter a ratst ASS about what you put in print or what any of
his so called buddies put in print. What only matters is what he
meant to each of us on an indidual basis that counts. So Dick see my
finger, go fetch a ball
>
> Do they have an Ikea near you? That'll do wonders for you.
> Lots of look, not a ton of money...
Yeah they do, been meaning to check them out when furniture ever
happens to really matter for me. The only reason furniture make any
difference in my life is how I can personally help someone else
acquire it.
>
> Anyway, the bottom of the wall needs some care soon and you should have thought
> twice about doing your 'album' cover in the house. Next time, use a pub front
> or something, you Badass Rock and Roll Suburbanite!
What a dumb fuck, this isn't an album cover.
You are so fucking idiotic... Try again moron...
Yeah the house needs work but I can guarantee you it's worth more than
everything you own. Who the fuck cares.
> And I'll leave you alone on the cheap hat, blouse and pants, OK?
Blouse? Pants? Aren't we stretching here a little now? What not
Italian enough for you?
>
> In the future, my less than ordinary fool, you might wanna re-think such
> foolish and clearly uncalled for haughtiness when you speak to me, make sense,
> you discount store cocksucker?
Never sucked a cock in my life and don't intend to start now.
BTW how much fucking time do you have on your hands anyway... You seem
to ramble on and foam at the mouth with just about anyone who
challenges you?
Oh and I just can't wait to rush back in here and see what you have to
say.
I am so confindent that people see right through your bullshit that I
won't take the time to respond to your crap until 6 months from now.
Enjoy your feable little life Chrissy.... and hope you hook up with
Marty as room mates.
E.
ELPrsley
> >Subject: Re: To Marty (an apology)
>
> >How about a few verses of "You ain't nothin but a DevilDog, cryin all the
> >time"
> >
>
>
> Yet another dumb response, you are nothing but internet clutter.
>
>
> "Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand."
Clutter clutter clutter....
Respond again big bad marine..... we wouldn't want the government
knowing about your band width waste.
moron
ELPrsley
> >Subject: Re: To Marty (an apology)
> >Date: 2/10/2004 9:05 PM Pacific Standard Time
> >Message-id: <Xns948CF1E...@63.223.5.250>
> >
> >broadwa...@aol.comisGroovy (Broadway) wrote in
> >news:20040210230130.13001.000022
>
> >0...@mb-m02.aol.com:
> >
>
> >"I Will Fight No More Forever": Chief Joseph
> >>>> and the
> Nez
> >>>> Perce War.
>
> That All People May Be One People, Send Rain to
> >>>> Wash
> the
> >>>> Face of the Earth
>
> >~ Aladdin
>
> >>>Well put Darlin!
>
> >I understand Aladdin's post except for the Chief Joseph section.
>
> >I believe that Aladdin
> >refers to me in the 'awful ETA' section.
>
> Thank you both, or should it be thank you all?
> My reference was within the titiles to books on the subject...
> I was not speaking of you when I said there are some really awful ETA's.
> Please know that if I meant you, I would have left no doubt.
> People I like know who they are, and those who dislike me enjoy letting me know
> who they are.
> I did not download, or listen to you. I thought it best to stay out of the
> whole thing if possible.
> I appreciate the kind words, they fall on deaf ears daily.
> ~Aladdin
Well gosh Genie,
speaking in words that the less gifted can understand.
If you haven't listened to him then those are deaf ears indeed. Now
if you have listened and not given honest opinion... "Opinion mind you
all" then that would be mute not deaf....
I say give the man a chance and let the rest of us decide not those
that are bigoted and think that anyone that sings in the style of
Elvis Presley is an Ass Clown... wait then isn't Elvis a Dean Martin
ass clown? You know if you go back and listen to Marilyn Monroe in
some of those western movies her expressions and voicing sound very
much like the soft ballad Elvis Presley...
And I will say it once again the version Elvis did of "That's when
your heartaches begins" is identical to the Ink Spots.... Was Elvis an
Ink Clown?
I challenge each and every true Elvis fan to stand up and say that
Morons who put others down for their opinions are the real Ass Clowns
in this world up to and including E's past friends.
You all take care now.
Devildog
>From: ELP...@aol.com (ELPrsley)
Mulletboy sputters:
>Clutter clutter clutter....
>Respond again big bad marine..... we wouldn't want the government
>knowing about your band width waste.
Okay, fat fuck, mullett wearing, wannabe assclown. I don't know what the
government would matter.
Broadway
>Elvis Presley is an Ass Clown... wait then isn't Elvis a Dean Martin
>ass clown?
Check the Dean Martin Ng.
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Broadway
>Morons who put others down for their opinions are the real Ass Clowns
>in this world up to and including E's past friends.
Challenge them to tell you you're an asshole, the answers will come quicker..
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Broadway
>>From: ELP...@aol.com (ELPrsley)
>
>
>Mulletboy sputters:
>
>>Clutter clutter clutter....
>>Respond again big bad marine..... we wouldn't want the government
>>knowing about your band width waste.
>
>
>Okay, fat fuck, mullett wearing, wannabe assclown. I don't know what the
>government would matter.
>
That's this moron's style, he never addresses what's been written, or owns up
to what he says, missing the whole point of 'written communication'.
He responds completely out of his ass, thinking that like shit, if you throw it
against the wall, some will stick and be mistaken for art.
The rest of the time he runs and ducks, making little bitch slaps here and
there.
Eddie, if we're all so beneath you, why do you come here?
You couldn't pay most people to do something they don't want to do, yet you
seem to do it for free, why?
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ALADDIN137
>Date: 2/13/2004 6:39 PM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <91395e8.04021...@posting.google.com>
Your a friend E, but this post sounds a little on the drifting through a
blanket of Catnip...lol
If you have read any or everything I have posted to Todd and others, you will
know that I am not for the term "AssClown" and I do not call people that.
I have not listened, (or maybe I have) simply because I don't think it is
within the good judgment of this board. I have a favorite ETA and I am
comfortable with that. All Hell will break loose when I mention that Allen is
not wrong in his appreciation for the late Jimmy Ellis. There is a lot to be
said for that person, if people could leave the jokes off he and Allen both.
Caution now, dear. You really don't want to rub my lamp too hard.
Sometimes silence is golden. I have more than enough firepower to spare, and
enough spit to put the fire out as well...; ) or in many cases drown in it.
I have no bigoted blood in my veins toward anyone.
Sorry, I haven't personally noticed M. Monroe to sound like Elvis. Low, sweet
sexy voice, true, but it doesn't bring visions of Elvis to my mind.
Shame on you E, never ever call The King an "AssClown" I don't care who thinks
he sounded like the "Ink Spots" They were good, he was great! They were a team,
he was a sigular sensation!
My friend, your on shaky ground at the moment. I have already taken a stand
against people being called a$$clowns. Please tell me you've noticed.
I have been polite to Todd.
I have been polite to Marty.
And I always try desperately to write in a manner that is close enough to
English it is compatible to everyone. lol
~Aladdin
Broadway
>> Cowboy, you care what I think, otherwise we wouldn't meet so often...don't
>lie
>> now.
>
>Here is where I admit I am wrong and for once I have lied, yes I love
>you Chris... Gay again?
>>
Not at all. It's understandable.
>> >Well I'm off to go buy some real furniture, you know the kind that is
>> >hand made and not mass produced and sold by ignorants. I mean why not
>> >only buy the original.
Turns into....
>But why would I waste my money on expense stuff when I can buy
>cheap shit like you sell and spend my money on real Guitars. Yeah the
>one you see came from Japan but wasn't much less than my American made
>models.
And my point exactly, I know little of guitars and that's why I made no mention
of it.
Take my lead and do the same regarding, Art, furniture and me.
Especially with that hat on.
>My case in point, in fact you know not of what I really know about
>you.
Nor you of I and whatever that might be, you know nothing, but do feel free to
say what you wish.
Your impotent buddy held nothing on me and you certainly can't.
> And the credenza of which you speak.... from a corner? way
>off dude... it was $10.00... We won't talk about the real furniture
>you CAN NOT get that was handed down from my Great Grand Parents.
Learn to read, in the corner of the picture.
I only had the color to go by, so there you go, you're an insulter with such
taste, with such an eye for the quality, that you put the $10 stuff next to the
ultra high-end sentimental antiques.
They'd have been better off giving it to the neighbors...
>> Anyway, the bottom of the wall needs some care soon and you should have
>thought
>> twice about doing your 'album' cover in the house. Next time, use a pub
>front
>> or something, you Badass Rock and Roll Suburbanite!
>
You take my favorite part and reduce it to this.....
>What a dumb fuck, this isn't an album cover.
>You are so fucking idiotic... Try again moron...
>Yeah the house needs work but I can guarantee you it's worth more than
>everything you own. Who the fuck cares.
There you go again. You think your gonna score points on your house?
You really can't just deal with the issues as they come.
My limited friend, I've been rich, poor and everything else. I even know a
thing or two about real estate. Your could be living in Mar-a-Lago, if you're a
tasteless prick, you're a tasteless prick.
You're a tasteless prick.
>> And I'll leave you alone on the cheap hat, blouse and pants, OK?
>
>Blouse? Pants? Aren't we stretching here a little now? What not
>Italian enough for you?
Well as long as you mention it....it's not.
You don't have to have a lot of dough to look good, have some style.
A little style goes a long way.
>Never sucked a cock in my life and don't intend to start now.
>
You'll never work on the Bravo channel...
>BTW how much fucking time do you have on your hands anyway... You seem
>to ramble on and foam at the mouth with just about anyone who
>challenges you?
Well, that's the problem, who needs to challenge me anyway?
Challenge me to what?
You wanna have a pissing match with anyone that happens to notice you talk out
of your ass.
Challenge yourself to be a better reader and communicator.
>I am so confindent that people see right through your bullshit that I
>won't take the time to respond to your crap until 6 months from now.
>
Then I'm sure I'll be voted off the island and I look forward to not hearing
anymore stupid, ill-informed horseshit from you for at least six months.
At least you have the good taste to know when to leave.
>Enjoy your feable little life Chrissy.... and hope you hook up with
>Marty as room mates.
Likewise, enjoy making those LOUSY imitation recordings where you add nothing
to Elvis' music via a karaoke track.
I do that shit in the shower and have the good sense to know that no one really
needs to hear me do it...anywhere- because it's worthless.
It's what idiots do with their free time.
And Marty likes to walk around naked...not for me..
So long Badass R&R Suburbanite
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Todd
> Likewise, enjoy making those LOUSY imitation recordings where you add
> nothing to Elvis' music via a karaoke track.
> I do that shit in the shower and have the good sense to know that no
> one really needs to hear me do it...anywhere- because it's worthless.
> It's what idiots do with their free time.
>
> And Marty likes to walk around naked...not for me..
>
> So long Badass R&R Suburbanite
> _________________________________________________
>
>
I don't know why you included this paragraph in your response to ElPresley,
since he is not the one making the LOUSY recordings.
Yes, you may do that shit in the shower, and yes, no one probably needs to
hear you do it because your voice probably sucks with peter breath.
This is probably why you hate assclowns so much, because your voice cannot
hit the notes.
It's what idiots do with their free time? I guess you have a better hobby?
You probably go around pissing on homeless people and heckleing assclowns.
ALADDIN137
>Date: 2/15/2004 9:19 PM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <Xns949133A7...@63.223.5.250>
>
>It's what idiots do with their free time? I guess you have a better hobby?
>You probably go around pissing on homeless people and heckleing assclowns.
Hi Todd,
Make that a request to "Piss" on my dearly loved cats remains. (ashes) :(
I can't be sure of anything else?
After that remark, I was handcuffed and placed in a straight jacket.
My brother exchanged my ticket to NY. to a more hospitable host.
I relaxed for weeks floating with alligators and piranha off the coast of
bora-bora.
I also continue to refuse to return to my Space craft, my bottle, or my lamp.
lol....... welcome back.
The rest is here somewhere for all to read.
~Aladdin
Broadway
>since he is not the one making the LOUSY recordings.
>
>Yes, you may do that shit in the shower, and yes, no one probably needs to
>hear you do it because your voice probably sucks with peter breath.
>This is probably why you hate assclowns so much, because your voice cannot
>hit the notes.
>
>It's what idiots do with their free time? I guess you have a better hobby?
>You probably go around pissing on homeless people and heckleing assclowns.
>
R-R-Robin...get me my...ug..my...Bat...revitalizer...
...the troll...he got me....ah..he said..I can't sing....come
quick...
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ELPrsley
Thanks Todd,
Like I said no response to Chrissy for the next 6 mos. Just because
he is not worth anyones time and is the real liar on here. For
goodness sakes Alan puts him to shame. Yep my recordings aren't
lousy according to you and others yet I have made no claim one way or
the other. I leave it to those that care, wether I care or not to
make that decission. After all Tony is the one who is the
GREATEST....
And BTW it is ELPRSLY..... We don't want to make any association
with Presley now do we.... though I love my daughter very much...
Hey Maybe I should have named her Marty!
E.
Broadway
>Like I said no response to Chrissy for the next 6 mos. Just because
>he is not worth anyones time and is the real liar on here. For
>goodness sakes Alan puts him to shame. Yep my recordings aren't
>lousy according to you and others yet I have made no claim one way or
>the other. I leave it to those that care, wether I care or not to
>make that decission. After all Tony is the one who is the
>GREATEST....
>
>
>And BTW it is ELPRSLY..... We don't want to make any association
>with Presley now do we.... though I love my daughter very much...
>
>Hey Maybe I should have named her Marty!
>
>E.
You know what it is with this guy?
His posts scream out that he so desperately wants to be brighter and wittier
than he is and in the process he just says anything, hoping that something,
anything sticks.
And it never had to be that way, all he had to do was just be a little friendly
and be himself.
But, this is one of those insufferable guys that has to be the authority on
anything you speak to him about, not a particularly good listener and he will
NEVER admit he's wrong.
A bore.
He'll never make six months. He's obsessed with my attention for whatever
reason.
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