Rifle sight gag backfires on UIUC prof
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George Gollin thought it would be funny to post a picture on the
internet showing the names of five people under the crosshairs of a
rifle scope.
But when web logs of the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign (UIUC)
professor's homosexual 16-year old daughter were discovered it all
backfired on him.
Her embarrassing revelations and blunt commentary about her twisted
family life have discredited Gollin and put his wife, Melanie Jane
Loots-Gollin, in hot water with the UIUC administration.
Gollin, a self-proclaimed physics genius, is a radical socialist who
has been outspoken in his criticism of the Bush administration. Bored
by his dead end career, Gollin recently has been entertaining himself
by using public resources to harass people he considers to be operating
"diploma mills."
These frequently are small Christian schools who eschew formal
government accreditation for religious and financial reasons. Gollin,
who is Jewish, has been particularly aggressive in his assaults on
Christian schools.
Gollin's lesbian daughter, Chlamydia Rose Loots-Gollin, maintains two
personal logs on the internet. On one of these she uses the name "La
Vice Anglaise," which is French slang for homosexuality. She
describes her lesbian dating habits and desires in sordid detail.
Among her shocking revelations was the fact that her mother, UIUC
administrator Melanie Jane Loots-Gollin, refers to Roman Catholics as
"papists," and ridicules their religious customs as "dirty." Daughter
Chlamydia responded to these slurs with an enthusiastic "yeah."
Other bizarre practices described in the Gollin daughter's blogs
include her delivery of a "chocolate vagina" to her mother, and a
discussion of the "phallic" qualities of the spring rolls they were
consuming.
She also describes playing a song for her father with lyrics that
included the phrase "suck my dick fuck my ass."
Gollin's only public reaction to these revelations so far has been to
note that the name of his home town is spelled "Champaign" and not
"Champagne." Although Gollin is quick to post disavowal of every
internet posting with which he disagrees, he has not denied that his
wife and daughter have engaged in any of the bigoted or prurient
conduct described.
Gollin is the second self-important distance learning figure in recent
weeks to find his career in ruins.
Oregon's Office of Degree Asphyxiation (ODA) head Alan Contreras
recently was exposed as a sexual deviant when his explicit posts on gay
websites were revealed. Contreras had derided the Oregon legislature
as "flat earthers" and reported he was looking for a new job.
Both Gollin and Contreras claim to be members of the subversive "Carp
Masters" organization, so named because of their status as radical
socialist bottom feeders.
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"claims" that the University of Illinois gave him a "letter of apology"
after they FORCED him to remove a website that they felt might be
"PERSONAL ATTACKS", but for some reason he now cannot produce it. Many
feel Gollin may be LYING about this supposed letter.
George Dana Gollin seems to now be reduced to posting in some sort of
weird babble, perhaps poking fun at people with speech impediments,
Catholics, Italians, Mexicans, Spaniards, the metally impaired, and
non-anglophone immigrants.
Of course, one cannot blame the Loots-Gollin's for being horribly
embarrassed at being exposed, but the Loots-Gollin clan (however odd)
should not retaliate by carrying out their public gun related
death/assault threats.
It is alarming, especially in light of RADICAL young Cordilia
Loots-Gollin's fascination with ANARCHY.
Frenchypoo
daughter and Al must be so proud, as is he of them. Giggles.
Guest
Curious
is it pubished - other than here?
David Ames
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>
> Chlamydia Rose Loots-Gollin, maintains two
> personal logs on the internet.
It is difficult to imagine ANYone being named "Chlamydia."
David Ames
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point is that the homely girl has a filthy mouth and ugly attitude.
Worse, she slurs Catholics, gays and just about anyone non-Jewish. She
is a typical self centered overweight punk kid that "knows everything"
and her parents apparently encourage or at least allow this behavior.
Edgar Hoover@forums.militaryforums.com J. Edgar Hoover
Guido@forums.militaryforums.com Father Guido
will end up in prison soon any way for that dealth threat of the same
woman, her husband, Hoyer and two others.