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peri...@spamkillertexas.net (Grue Boy) wrote in
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>If it could be deemed obscene,then anal sex would not be covered by the >
<deck...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:945ena$vqu$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
Here we go again
(I should save this rant because I've had to use it a dozen times so
far)
Not that my perversions are any better or worse than yours - and
whatever floats your boat is your thing - BUT - Why would you want to
see some guys cock in some chicks shithole ? Porn needs two things
for me - Tits & Pussy - That's it ! No dicks, no rectums, no double
peneatrations - Just Tits & Pussy. Hey, I don't think porn should
even have dudes in it.
What's with all the damn blowjobs ? How is that supposed to turn me
on ? Some chick deepthroating some guy that takes 20 minutes to blow
his wad. You know what's missing the whole time this guy is getting
his weiner cleaner - you got it - Tits & Pussy !
Now I'll watch a women munch down on some snatch - It fills the basic
rule. In fact often - my lady friends often ask me -
"Rookie, why is it that men want to watch lesbians ?" Which of
course I reply - "Fucking duh, twice as many naked women ?" It
doesn't take a MIT math wizard to figure out the equation - Two women
equals 4 titties and 2 pussys and zero cock.
I just don't want to see penis in my porn - You may like to look at
guys peckers (in fact I remember you from high school gym class) - but
I'll pass.
The closest thing to a boner that I want to see is some broad
self-pleasuring herself with her battery powered buddy.
Last year DTV added the money shot, Last month Playboy went hardcore
late on Friday & Saturday night - Now a couple pervs can't wait to see
some babe get her septic system Roto-rootered, of course after the guy
has been cleaning her drains, she proceeds to slurp the shit stick.
(Man, thats fuckn disgusting) I guess next well have some sicko
asking for the Doggie-Hump channel or the Elementary School-Girls
channel.
For now - I'm happy as hell, although we could use a little more All
Girl porno's like "Where the boys Aren't" or "No Mans Land"
Oh - there's a plus to all this - my girlfriend has been leaning
closer and closer to experimenting because she knows (and watches with
me) that I like the all girl stuff.
"bdog" <b...@pb.net> wrote in message news:902CDE...@209.30.0.14...
"Fucking, Duh" LOL
Obiwan_1138
<the rookieŠ> wrote in message news:3a66f70b...@90.0.0.1...
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Yack!!!!
FagTV No cornholers on DSS
Now shaddup *smack* :)
Obiwan_1138
"Hackers Hardware" <hackers...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Next thing you know you will want male on male anal on DSS.
>
> Yack!!!!
>
> FagTV No cornholers on DSS
Obiwan_1138
"BSAKing" <bsa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>HELL YA!!!!!
>
I would just settle for a few at home.
Read all about it at http://www.id-discussions.com/
BTW: Don't get too upset if you see "SpyHard". It's a gay movie. Just a
little joke. You said you wanted all Anal.
<deck...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:947eg5$kso$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
They have Xtasy net, True Blue, plus 6 Adult PPV's. One runs lesbian/gay
flicks. I was SHOCKED when I saw what was on there! What gets me about all
of this is Canada has these porn laws that forbid you to import porn. I
bought a porn on the Net from the USA called "Angels Gang Bang 6" and Canada
Customs seized it. I got this huge envelope in the mail from them with all
these papers saying that they have declared my tape to be forbidden to
import into Canada because it depicts sex with degradation. The chick is
getting it by 6 guys at once in a bar and this is degrading they say. Yet
ExpressVu shows the most hard core shit there is and it's ok?
Well all these papers they sent me said that I had 30 days to appeal there
decision or it would be forfeited to her majesty (The queen) for
destruction. I said is this for real? They are going to send this porno to
the Queen? Heheheheh! So I called up Canada Customs and asked what is going
on here. The guy I talked to said that they don't really send it to the
Queen (I'm sure she's happy about that!) but they turn it over to the crown
and they destroy it if I don't do anything in 30 days like go to trial. I
said well could you just send it back to the USA so I can get my money back?
He said well you have to find a courier that will come up to the airport and
pick it up. He said they won't touch it when they see it in a yellow
envelope with "FORBIDDEN PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL" spelt in red on it. Even if
they did pick it up US customs would be all over it. My best advice to you
he said was just not to do anything and in 30 days it will be destroyed.
That's Canada for yeah!!!!!!!
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Obiwan_1138
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