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Feb 21, 2014, 9:25:47 AM2/21/14
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Where did you all go? EQ..Eye..Tom..DssDawg..Triton..Mili...

Lets start posting again! Talk about 3Ms and emulating..Bin
files..Unloopers..Loaders..

The good old days!!

EQ thumbing his nose at DTV...I sure miss the fun times :-(

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Tony

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Feb 22, 2014, 9:05:13 AM2/22/14
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Subject: Re: OT: Drycleaner true story....
Date: 7 May 2003 18:35:11 -0700
From: tea...@canada.com (TEAM 3M)
Organization: http://groups.google.com/
Newsgroups: alt.dss.hack

And just what would the 'drycleaner' bio read like???
"Hello, I am a 68 year old gay man that lost 1-1/2 testicles to a
drycleaning plant explosion in New Brunswick. My trailer roof leaks
but thats ok cuase i am drunk 95% of the time. I am obsessed with
Micheal, love Micheal and want to wetclean his privates with my big
furry mouth. I think I am a big sh*t in stealing dss in New Brunswick
but will have to choose between a lawyer or booze when i get busted,
I'll choose booze! I will need a liver soon."
Funny watching adh loser number one (drycleaner) obsess about number
2.
Ass-sphincter sez where's mickey?

Drycleaner <jm...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<3EB982C6...@yahoo.com>...
> Hello my name is michale divrlady.
>
>
>
> My ICQ number is 2313320, I am 40 years old
> and I'm from Northeast,
> FL, USA.
--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners

Very few. Ya know ahh, ahhh I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but
got fired the first day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily
all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out
of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram.
Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the
next sucker on the phone.

I'm not Sam Hong but we both hate Roxio. Sam Hong pulled Roxio's Dong!

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A To
Z(Zee)-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stink-bottomed" to post on this newsgroup

Anyone who disagrees with me gets FROG tape over their yapper

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet


Tony

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Feb 22, 2014, 9:21:26 AM2/22/14
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Subject: EQADH Stats 1 Apr 2003
Date: Tue, 01 Apr 2003 04:10:50 -0500
From: E-DUBYA-Q <e...@pln.cc>
Organization: P L N
Newsgroups: alt.dss.hack

EQ *KNEW* the stats for yesterday would be entertaining!!!

Look at that!!!! When you count up NortH's sockpuppets, he has over 4
times the number of EQ's posts!!!

Is this guy EQ obsessed or what!!??? :^) You know what everyone
says about kooks like NortH who HAVE to use sockpuppets...

And look at the TOP 25.... HALF the posts are about EQ including the
TOP THREE POSTS!! :^)

Yep, nothing but continued valid confirmation that this IS, indeed,
EQADH..

Sorry, Aircon... You gave it a good shot...

But the ADH Terrorists and EQ Bashers MUST have their EQ.. They MUST
have their EQADH.... So, you'll never win if you try THIS route..
You have to do it different...

Face it... EQ is here for the duration.. A combined terroristic
campaign mounted by the ADH Terrorists against EQ's providers failed..
They CANNOT defeat EQ. They CANNOT get rid of EQ...

EQ wins... :^) AGAIN............ :^)

On with the stats...

GroupSTAT: Advanced Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 0.12.1 (using News::Scan)

Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.dss.hack
Stats Were Taken..........: Tue, 01 Apr 2003 05:20:01 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Mon, 31 Mar 2003 05:21:04 GMT
Stats End.................: Tue, 01 Apr 2003 05:22:53 GMT
Days......................: 1
Total No. of Articles.....: 270
Total No. of Characters...: 864904
Total Volume..............: 844
Messages Per Day..........: 270.0
Characters Per Day........: 864904.0
Average Daily Volume......: 844 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 105
Messages with Sigs........: 0.00%
Original Content Rating...: 28.40%

Top 25 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
==============================================================
1. E-DUBYA-Q <e...@pln.cc>...........................: 21 21.0 7.8%
2. "~~NortH~~" <youkno...@home.dontya.com>.....: 17 17.0 6.3%
3. "~~EQuilibrium~~" <artistformerlyknownas@NortH's: 13 13.0 4.8%
4. mnbvcxz...@cotse.net.......................: 11 11.0 4.1%
5. "generalnollidge" <the_general@is_in.net>.......: 9 9.0 3.3%
6. drycleaner <j....@ns.sympatico.ca>..............: 8 8.0 3.0%
7. iD <inDS...@86SPAMhotmail.com>.................: 8 8.0 3.0%
8. "3mextreme.com" <Sa...@3mextreme.com>...........: 7 7.0 2.6%
9. "generalnollidge" <dr...@werey.net>..............: 6 6.0 2.2%
10. Bad_...@karma.net.............................: 6 6.0 2.2%
11. none <no.mail@all>..............................: 6 6.0 2.2%
12. "CanadianHu" <sup...@canadianhu.net>...........: 5 5.0 1.9%
13. InsomniaKev <Insomn...@hotmail.com>..........: 5 5.0 1.9%
14. Scott TNT Piehler <SP...@mindspring.com>.........: 5 5.0 1.9%
15. Sex Cow <no...@jose.com>........................: 5 5.0 1.9%
16. wizza...@yahoo.com (Mr Wizzard)...............: 5 5.0 1.9%
17. "Mr Wizzard" <w...@hackery.com>..................: 4 4.0 1.5%
18. "Travis Campbell" <n...@likely.com>..............: 4 4.0 1.5%
19. "cd" <luna...@ziplip.com>.....................: 4 4.0 1.5%
20. "news.dsl.net" <maste...@nospam.net>..........: 4 4.0 1.5%
21. -M <racecraft....@verizon.net>..........: 4 4.0 1.5%
22. "Heathen" <hea...@goodluck.com>................: 3 3.0 1.1%
23. "Innocent Bystander" <I...@rogers.com>...........: 3 3.0 1.1%
24. "Recall" <Se...@myplace.com>.....................: 3 3.0 1.1%
25. "sparky66" <ssabo...@cogeco.ca>...............: 3 3.0 1.1%

Top 25 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent
Share
==========================================================================

1. "~~NortH~~" <youkno...@home.dontya.com>.....: 149 149.8 17.7%
2. mnbvcxz...@cotse.net.......................: 75 75.5 8.9%
3. E-DUBYA-Q <e...@pln.cc>...........................: 72 72.4 8.6%
4. drycleaner <j....@ns.sympatico.ca>..............: 44 44.1 5.2%
5. "generalnollidge" <dr...@werey.net>..............: 43 44.0 5.2%
6. "~~EQuilibrium~~" <artistformerlyknownas@NortH's: 35 35.7 4.2%
7. -M <racecraft....@verizon.net>..........: 25 25.1 3.0%
8. "DEFTONES3M" <defto...@hushmail.com>..........: 23 24.0 2.8%
9. "3mextreme.com" <Sa...@3mextreme.com>...........: 23 23.1 2.7%
10. "CanadianHu" <sup...@canadianhu.net>...........: 19 19.3 2.3%
11. "generalnollidge" <the_general@is_in.net>.......: 18 19.0 2.2%
12. "Mr Wizzard" <w...@hackery.com>..................: 16 16.9 2.0%
13. iD <inDS...@86SPAMhotmail.com>.................: 13 13.5 1.6%
14. joeno...@hotmail.com (JoeNobody).............: 12 12.6 1.5%
15. none <no.mail@all>..............................: 12 12.1 1.4%
16. TI...@comp.com..................................: 11 11.4 1.3%
17. wizza...@yahoo.com (Mr Wizzard)...............: 11 11.1 1.3%
18. Sex Cow <no...@jose.com>........................: 10 10.7 1.3%
19. "news.dsl.net" <maste...@nospam.net>..........: 10 10.6 1.3%
20. "Recall" <Se...@myplace.com>.....................: 9 9.1 1.1%
21. Scott TNT Piehler <SP...@mindspring.com>.........: 8 8.3 1.0%
22. "cd" <luna...@ziplip.com>.....................: 7 7.7 0.9%
23. pqr...@hotmail.com..............................: 7 7.6 0.9%
24. Bad_...@karma.net.............................: 7 7.5 0.9%
25. Phat Finger <WoP...@freeclinic.jp>..............: 7 7.1 0.8%

Top 25 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
=============================================================
1. [OT] ARAB & MUSLIM IMMIGRANT REGISTRATION......: 16 16.0 5.9%
2. A thought on EQ................................: 15 15.0 5.6%
3. EQ's own words regarding his Sock Puppetry... a: 15 15.0 5.6%
4. Want Amazing Private 3m Get CanadianHu Private : 10 10.0 3.7%
5. OT: Does anyone thing Dilbert is funny?........: 9 9.0 3.3%
6. EQ: longtime stool pigeon......................: 7 7.0 2.6%
7. GET BACK ON TOPIC..............................: 7 7.0 2.6%
8. Welp, It's Time To Leave.......................: 7 7.0 2.6%
9. Where is HDTV?.................................: 7 7.0 2.6%
10. new online name................................: 7 7.0 2.6%
11. Heres the "Hussy" nymshift post of Mikeys......: 6 6.0 2.2%
12. Why Is It??....................................: 6 6.0 2.2%
13. "card has expired".............................: 5 5.0 1.9%
14. EQ Customers, the letter are coming :^).......: 5 5.0 1.9%
15. Okay, Now I know...............................: 5 5.0 1.9%
16. AIRCON, The Proof Is In The Postings...........: 4 4.0 1.5%
17. Can't Get TBS or TSO Using Activation Workshop.: 4 4.0 1.5%
18. DRD302RA MOD Help..............................: 4 4.0 1.5%
19. Dave's Letter and Dish Network.................: 4 4.0 1.5%
20. ExpressVu and DTV on one Dish?.................: 4 4.0 1.5%
21. How to WIN - Lesson in History.................: 4 4.0 1.5%
22. Mickey.........................................: 4 4.0 1.5%
23. Are there any honest dealers...................: 3 3.0 1.1%
24. Copying DVD's..................................: 3 3.0 1.1%
25. DEFTONES! DEFTONES! DEFTONES!..................: 3 3.0 1.1%

Top 25 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent
Share
==========================================================================

1. EQ: longtime stool pigeon......................: 134 134.1 15.9%
2. EQ's own words regarding his Sock Puppetry... a: 128 128.1 15.2%
3. OT: i pic i found amusing.. sorry for the binar: 58 58.5 6.9%
4. A thought on EQ................................: 47 47.4 5.6%
5. [OT] ARAB & MUSLIM IMMIGRANT REGISTRATION......: 40 40.5 4.8%
6. Want Amazing Private 3m Get CanadianHu Private : 36 36.7 4.3%
7. AD: ALT.DSS.HACK APRIL SPECIAL! THE GROUP'S BES: 18 18.3 2.2%
8. How to WIN - Lesson in History.................: 16 16.9 2.0%
9. new online name................................: 14 14.5 1.7%
10. Why Is It??....................................: 14 14.2 1.7%
11. GET BACK ON TOPIC..............................: 13 13.9 1.6%
12. Heres the "Hussy" nymshift post of Mikeys......: 13 13.3 1.6%
13. Okay, Now I know...............................: 12 12.9 1.5%
14. OT: Does anyone thing Dilbert is funny?........: 12 12.2 1.4%
15. DEFTONES! DEFTONES! DEFTONES!..................: 11 12.0 1.4%
16. Welp, It's Time To Leave.......................: 10 11.0 1.3%
17. EQ Customers, the letter are coming :^).......: 10 10.4 1.2%
18. Where is HDTV?.................................: 9 10.0 1.2%
19. AIRCON, The Proof Is In The Postings...........: 9 9.5 1.1%
20. GET BACK ON TOPIC - EQ SUCKS..................: 8 8.5 1.0%
21. DRD302RA MOD Help..............................: 8 8.4 1.0%
22. OT: Archiving war coverage (about 1 hr / day)?.: 8 8.4 1.0%
23. New Free updated cum on clothes member access p: 7 7.6 0.9%
24. Dave's Letter and Dish Network.................: 7 7.3 0.9%
25. EyE3M?????? WTF?..............................: 7 7.2 0.8%

Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
===============================================================
1. iD <inDS...@86SPAMhotmail.com>.........................: 48.6%
2. wizza...@yahoo.com (Mr Wizzard).......................: 47.9%
3. Bad_...@karma.net.....................................: 45.9%
4. Sex Cow <no...@jose.com>................................: 41.9%
5. "~~EQuilibrium~~" <artistformerlyknownas@NortH's.nothome: 40.9%
6. InsomniaKev <Insomn...@hotmail.com>..................: 38.0%
7. none <no.mail@all>......................................: 36.3%
8. "CanadianHu" <sup...@canadianhu.net>...................: 34.6%
9. mnbvcxz...@cotse.net...............................: 34.5%
10. "generalnollidge" <the_general@is_in.net>...............: 31.3%

Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
==================================================================
1. drycleaner <j....@ns.sympatico.ca>......................: 1.9%
2. "generalnollidge" <dr...@werey.net>......................: 7.6%
3. Scott TNT Piehler <SP...@mindspring.com>.................: 13.7%
4. E-DUBYA-Q <e...@pln.cc>...................................: 14.0%
5. "3mextreme.com" <Sa...@3mextreme.com>...................: 19.5%
6. "~~NortH~~" <youkno...@home.dontya.com>.............: 30.6%
7. "generalnollidge" <the_general@is_in.net>...............: 31.3%
8. mnbvcxz...@cotse.net...............................: 34.5%
9. "CanadianHu" <sup...@canadianhu.net>...................: 34.6%
10. none <no.mail@all>......................................: 36.3%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
==========================================
1. alt.dss.hack..............................................: 253
2. alt.dss...................................................: 12
3. alt.dss.tech..............................................: 8
4. alt.dss.tech..............................................: 6
5. alt.satellite.tv.forsale..................................: 4
6. alt.binaries.satellite-tv.................................: 3
7. alt.dss.echostar..........................................: 3
8. alt.tv.rca.dss............................................: 3
9. alt.drwho.creative........................................: 2
10. alt.satellite.expressvu...................................: 2

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End of stats for alt.dss.hack

Anonymous

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Feb 22, 2014, 1:15:33 PM2/22/14
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Interesting.

Harry Mudd

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Jun 7, 2014, 12:16:01 AM6/7/14
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Yeah, I kinda miss the old crowd from a few years back. Especially
'Biker', anyone remember him and his DSS Escrow service?

--
Harry

Tony

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Jun 11, 2014, 10:10:13 PM6/11/14
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I wonder what ever did become of EQ? I wonder whatever became of Bituna the
perverted bi-sexual, carp-faced, stink bottomed, social
decease carrying, boiled egged eyed, pus filled, icky vagina,
toothless, fat assed whore? I remember the day the OJ bin died... a lot of
people circled that day on their calendar. Mili should have been nominated
for a Nobel prize for his expertise in emulating and writing interesting
stories about the entire EQ clan. I remember EQ taunting DTV... "come get
your spank" ha, ha, ha. I still remember those dam "blinking" screens and
that fatass Drycleaner who only cared about his Newfie screech.
AIOE put can.internet.highspeed on the banlist to give other people a
chance to snag the "Furst Poast" of the day

Tony

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Jun 11, 2014, 10:32:52 PM6/11/14
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Here's some "Poast"

The sexually misguided family of mutant humanoids is led by a fat bald
headed large nostril IMBECILE that can be found at almost any given
moment sitting in front of his computer. He spends most of his time
picking his nose with one of his short stubby 6 fingered hands, while
waxing his small rodent like penis with the other. The IMBECILE is
still trying to figure out how to pay off a 5.8 million dollar plus
judgment against him for selling illegal satellite access card
devices. His current plan is to pay off the debit by giving his
handler (code named Rissler) Blow-Jobs valued at $2 a piece.

Neighbors, who live in the North East Florida gated community near the
family of incest practicing retards, have expressed their hopes that
the colony of one celled creatures would return to their homeland of
France within the next 2 weeks.

EQ

*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
"To withhold immoral support for those acting in
self-defense is to simultaneously give moral
support to those who initiate sexual force against
those under the age of ten. "
*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=

Remember. If you don't see PLN.CC as the NEWS SERVER
in the headers above, then it's NOT from the REAL EQ.
If you want to complain about this post, email ab...@pln.cc
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