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kryppy
Jun 24, 2012, 3:05:03 PM6/24/12
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On Sat, 23 Jun 2012 13:54:45 -0400, Tony <To...@TheDeli.Sandwich>
wrote:
>Boom, boom, boom, boom. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. No this isn't Anthony and
>it isn't EQ because Direct tv will have my err his balls for a second time
>if i err he post about shit relating to piracy ya fuckers. So fuck off
>everyone and especially Fat Bastard who still cries to today he got
>ripped-off.
LOL! The good old days.
wrote:
>Boom, boom, boom, boom. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. No this isn't Anthony and
>it isn't EQ because Direct tv will have my err his balls for a second time
>if i err he post about shit relating to piracy ya fuckers. So fuck off
>everyone and especially Fat Bastard who still cries to today he got
>ripped-off.
LOL! The good old days.
Tony
Jun 24, 2012, 8:19:23 PM6/24/12
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Subject: a trip to the zoo
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 2003 21:41:58 -0400
From: worelyis@netkkkop
Organization: mail...@dizum.com
Newsgroups: alt.dss.hack,alt.swingers,alt.usenet.kooks
EQ/MnD wrote:
> Bituna seen sucking animal penis at St. Augustine Zoo.
>
> St. Augustine Zoo workers have filed at least 3 complaints against Bituna the
> bi-sexual carp-faced tuna for performing acts of oral sex on male animals in
the
> St. Augustine Zoo.
> Bituna was seen flopping away from the local zoo covered with 5 or 6 gallons
of
> whale sperm. Zoo employees were authorized to work overtime to clean up large
> puddles of sperm from the primate, elephant, snake and hippo areas in the
zoo.
>
> Visitors to the zoo complained that the Bituna had also approached them for
what
> she referred to as discount blow jobs. Other visitors reported seeing what
> appeared to be a sperm/diarrhea type liquid near the emu cage. Zoo officials
> using video surveillance tapes confirmed Bituna's son Felcher was in the area
> earlier. The tapes showed Felcher with his face pressed against the butt of a
> male emu. Later he was seen eating what people figured was a fudge pop.
>
> Tunja was also seen wondering around in the hippo pen collecting bags of
> dropping for her school pottery class. Her father the IMBECILE was made a
> complete fool of by some of the younger primates who took his money in a 3
card
> Monty game. The IMBECILE was seen crying as he walked away from the monkey
> house. Most of the primates were pressed against their cages yelling
> BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA as they watched the IMBECILE pick his nose and eat the
greenish
> boogers from his fat finger tips.
>
> And the Reply:
>
> Nice try son.... My beautiful wife doesn't go near zoos anymore after
> the last time we had a family outing at one and she was captured and
> forced into the primate cage. Apparently there was a mixup and the
> zoo employees thought she was an escaped lowlands gorilla. I kept
> trying to explain she was human and not ape but to no avail. Bastard
> zoo employee terrorists! Needless to say those zoo employees do not
> have internet access anymore.
>
> Have a Happy :^)
>
> EQ
--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG
Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city
Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
manners
Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on
the job for potty mouth,
Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help you
dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the while
pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your computer
except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the
phone.
Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)
There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which one
are you?
Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!
El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)
All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laCZAR, ChuckCZAR!!
I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them
I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world downloads
the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a month
VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and
out your arse sir?
The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.
UBB = User based bullFROGGING
Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man
Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A-Holes at
DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.
Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.
Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!
Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker
Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond
the realm of understandability
Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 2003 21:41:58 -0400
From: worelyis@netkkkop
Organization: mail...@dizum.com
Newsgroups: alt.dss.hack,alt.swingers,alt.usenet.kooks
EQ/MnD wrote:
> Bituna seen sucking animal penis at St. Augustine Zoo.
>
> St. Augustine Zoo workers have filed at least 3 complaints against Bituna the
> bi-sexual carp-faced tuna for performing acts of oral sex on male animals in
the
> St. Augustine Zoo.
> Bituna was seen flopping away from the local zoo covered with 5 or 6 gallons
of
> whale sperm. Zoo employees were authorized to work overtime to clean up large
> puddles of sperm from the primate, elephant, snake and hippo areas in the
zoo.
>
> Visitors to the zoo complained that the Bituna had also approached them for
what
> she referred to as discount blow jobs. Other visitors reported seeing what
> appeared to be a sperm/diarrhea type liquid near the emu cage. Zoo officials
> using video surveillance tapes confirmed Bituna's son Felcher was in the area
> earlier. The tapes showed Felcher with his face pressed against the butt of a
> male emu. Later he was seen eating what people figured was a fudge pop.
>
> Tunja was also seen wondering around in the hippo pen collecting bags of
> dropping for her school pottery class. Her father the IMBECILE was made a
> complete fool of by some of the younger primates who took his money in a 3
card
> Monty game. The IMBECILE was seen crying as he walked away from the monkey
> house. Most of the primates were pressed against their cages yelling
> BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA as they watched the IMBECILE pick his nose and eat the
greenish
> boogers from his fat finger tips.
>
> And the Reply:
>
> Nice try son.... My beautiful wife doesn't go near zoos anymore after
> the last time we had a family outing at one and she was captured and
> forced into the primate cage. Apparently there was a mixup and the
> zoo employees thought she was an escaped lowlands gorilla. I kept
> trying to explain she was human and not ape but to no avail. Bastard
> zoo employee terrorists! Needless to say those zoo employees do not
> have internet access anymore.
>
> Have a Happy :^)
>
> EQ
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG
Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city
Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
manners
Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on
the job for potty mouth,
Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help you
dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the while
pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your computer
except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the
phone.
Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)
There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which one
are you?
Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!
El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)
All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laCZAR, ChuckCZAR!!
I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them
I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world downloads
the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a month
VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and
out your arse sir?
The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.
UBB = User based bullFROGGING
Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man
Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A-Holes at
DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.
Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.
Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!
Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker
Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond
the realm of understandability
Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
Tony
Jun 24, 2012, 8:20:12 PM6/24/12
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Subject: Bituna and daughter arrested at Bukkake festival.
Date: Sun, 02 Mar 2003 14:26:40 GMT
From: -M <racecraft....@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: alt.dss.hack
Bituna and daughter arrested at Bukkake festival.
Bituna the mutant carp-faced, bisexual, stink-bottomed, land tuna and her Ruth
Buzzy looking little slut daughter Tanya were arrest at the 1st Annual St.
Augustine Midnight Homeless Goat Bukkake Festival. The festival was organized
by
the stinky pus dripping cunt herself to help raise money for the 5.8 million
dollar debt owed by her IMBECILE husband. The IMBECILE was mercilessly beaten
down for selling illegal satellite access card devices. During the very public
court battle the idiot with the rodent sized penis showed exceptional stupidity
which could have only been achieved by years of inbreeding. In fact because of
his repeated displays of stupidity his own legal team referred to him as the
IMBECILE.
Police were called to the scene of the facial spattering sperm fest by
neighbors
of the family of retards who live in the gated community when a fight broke out
between Felcher and Tanya. Both are children of the IMBECILE. Witness' say
Tanya
became enraged when a goat that had recently lost its job at the local zoo for
eating the crotch out of the pants of the retarded Wizzard boy, become
interested in Felcher. The goat apparently agreed to go off with Felcher to
receive his patent pending orally administered rectal exam. Tanya had become
smitten with the goat after it had unloaded a 3 and 1 half quart bukkake blast
on her earlier in the evening.
Felcher had to be transported to a near by hospital for minor burns to his face
and genitals when Tanya spayed him during the brawl with a corrosive vaginal
pus. Perverts close to the family were surprised because it was thought that
only Bituna possessed the ability to spray the acid pus. Bituna's only
statement
was she was proud of Tanya, and that her ability to spray showed she was
becoming a woman.
The festival was attended by goats, gerbils, rodents, as well has child
molesters and other perverted and despicable types. All were either family
members or close personal friends of the swinging lifestyle couple. Many of the
attendees said they had a good time and said the highlight of the evening was
watching a special performance of the IMBECILE take it up to ass by Mr.
Rissler.
Bituna and Tanya are being held in a cage at the local zoo. Police said they
did
not want to violate the other inmate's civil rights at the local jail by
placing
Bituna and Tanya in the general population.
Sources say a total of $12.95 was raised by the festival. The IMBECILE claims
the festival was a victory and a great success.
Date: Sun, 02 Mar 2003 14:26:40 GMT
From: -M <racecraft....@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: alt.dss.hack
Bituna and daughter arrested at Bukkake festival.
Bituna the mutant carp-faced, bisexual, stink-bottomed, land tuna and her Ruth
Buzzy looking little slut daughter Tanya were arrest at the 1st Annual St.
Augustine Midnight Homeless Goat Bukkake Festival. The festival was organized
by
the stinky pus dripping cunt herself to help raise money for the 5.8 million
dollar debt owed by her IMBECILE husband. The IMBECILE was mercilessly beaten
down for selling illegal satellite access card devices. During the very public
court battle the idiot with the rodent sized penis showed exceptional stupidity
which could have only been achieved by years of inbreeding. In fact because of
his repeated displays of stupidity his own legal team referred to him as the
IMBECILE.
Police were called to the scene of the facial spattering sperm fest by
neighbors
of the family of retards who live in the gated community when a fight broke out
between Felcher and Tanya. Both are children of the IMBECILE. Witness' say
Tanya
became enraged when a goat that had recently lost its job at the local zoo for
eating the crotch out of the pants of the retarded Wizzard boy, become
interested in Felcher. The goat apparently agreed to go off with Felcher to
receive his patent pending orally administered rectal exam. Tanya had become
smitten with the goat after it had unloaded a 3 and 1 half quart bukkake blast
on her earlier in the evening.
Felcher had to be transported to a near by hospital for minor burns to his face
and genitals when Tanya spayed him during the brawl with a corrosive vaginal
pus. Perverts close to the family were surprised because it was thought that
only Bituna possessed the ability to spray the acid pus. Bituna's only
statement
was she was proud of Tanya, and that her ability to spray showed she was
becoming a woman.
The festival was attended by goats, gerbils, rodents, as well has child
molesters and other perverted and despicable types. All were either family
members or close personal friends of the swinging lifestyle couple. Many of the
attendees said they had a good time and said the highlight of the evening was
watching a special performance of the IMBECILE take it up to ass by Mr.
Rissler.
Bituna and Tanya are being held in a cage at the local zoo. Police said they
did
not want to violate the other inmate's civil rights at the local jail by
placing
Bituna and Tanya in the general population.
Sources say a total of $12.95 was raised by the festival. The IMBECILE claims
the festival was a victory and a great success.
Tony
Jun 24, 2012, 8:23:39 PM6/24/12
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Subject: VIRUS ALERT
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 2003 21:48:36 -0400
From: virus@lert
Organization: mail...@dizum.com
Newsgroups: alt.dss.hack,alt.swingers,alt.comp.virus,alt.usenet.kooks
Bituna Virus attacks Windows XP
11/13/2002 -Redmond Washington
In its latest attack the now famed Bituna has managed to make its way into the
Windows XP computer operating system. The "Tuna" has taken a lesson from
hackers
and uses a trick known as "a back door". But in this case Bituna's back door
has
a twist. It uses what is being called "the bait bucket". An unsuspecting web
surfer or news group reader will read a post that he or she thinks was written
by a useless dimwitted IMBECILE known on the net as an EQ. Most readers will
just kill filter or delete these posts because they contain no creditable or
worth while information. Normally this is the correct action to take when you
come across an EQ post. But what appears to be happening now is the Bituna is
forging EQ posts. The Tuna is able to produce the same useless drivel, just
like
the real EQ. When an unsuspecting user reads a Bituna forged post, they delete
it. The Bituna then sits and waits in the users trash bin. It consumes the
other
trash in the users recycle bin. If any of those files contain information
related to the users system, the Bituna may be able to gain access to the
operating systems critical components, such as email or news group access.
Once
inside the Tuna will begin posting messages in news groups such as
alt.dss.hack,
or alt.perverted.animal.sex.
Sources at Norton anti-virus say this is one of the vilest virus' it has ever
seen. "The thing gets inside the computer and somehow causes the computer to
smell like.., well a rotten piece of tuna fish". The biggest problem is people
think only Microsoft systems are effected. We have seen this stinky fish virus
in Linux based systems, MACs, VMS, even a DMV driver's license photo computer.
In the case in the DVM infection a 65 year old African-American male had his
picture taken for a license renewal. When the picture was printed by the
computer he looked like a female carp faced, bisexual tuna fish, and the
drivers
license had an oily feel and a fishy smell to it.
Users that suspect they have been infected with the Bituna virus should empty
their recycle bin and spray their computer with Lysol.
There have also been reports of a fat, bald man being sued for selling illegal
satellite card devices, towing a white tuna boat with a ladder rack on top
being
spotted outside the Redmond Washington CompUSA.
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 2003 21:48:36 -0400
From: virus@lert
Organization: mail...@dizum.com
Newsgroups: alt.dss.hack,alt.swingers,alt.comp.virus,alt.usenet.kooks
Bituna Virus attacks Windows XP
11/13/2002 -Redmond Washington
In its latest attack the now famed Bituna has managed to make its way into the
Windows XP computer operating system. The "Tuna" has taken a lesson from
hackers
and uses a trick known as "a back door". But in this case Bituna's back door
has
a twist. It uses what is being called "the bait bucket". An unsuspecting web
surfer or news group reader will read a post that he or she thinks was written
by a useless dimwitted IMBECILE known on the net as an EQ. Most readers will
just kill filter or delete these posts because they contain no creditable or
worth while information. Normally this is the correct action to take when you
come across an EQ post. But what appears to be happening now is the Bituna is
forging EQ posts. The Tuna is able to produce the same useless drivel, just
like
the real EQ. When an unsuspecting user reads a Bituna forged post, they delete
it. The Bituna then sits and waits in the users trash bin. It consumes the
other
trash in the users recycle bin. If any of those files contain information
related to the users system, the Bituna may be able to gain access to the
operating systems critical components, such as email or news group access.
Once
inside the Tuna will begin posting messages in news groups such as
alt.dss.hack,
or alt.perverted.animal.sex.
Sources at Norton anti-virus say this is one of the vilest virus' it has ever
seen. "The thing gets inside the computer and somehow causes the computer to
smell like.., well a rotten piece of tuna fish". The biggest problem is people
think only Microsoft systems are effected. We have seen this stinky fish virus
in Linux based systems, MACs, VMS, even a DMV driver's license photo computer.
In the case in the DVM infection a 65 year old African-American male had his
picture taken for a license renewal. When the picture was printed by the
computer he looked like a female carp faced, bisexual tuna fish, and the
drivers
license had an oily feel and a fishy smell to it.
Users that suspect they have been infected with the Bituna virus should empty
their recycle bin and spray their computer with Lysol.
There have also been reports of a fat, bald man being sued for selling illegal
satellite card devices, towing a white tuna boat with a ladder rack on top
being
spotted outside the Redmond Washington CompUSA.
Tony
Jun 24, 2012, 8:26:26 PM6/24/12
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Subject: Re: OT: Drycleaner true story....
Date: 7 May 2003 18:35:11 -0700
From: tea...@canada.com (TEAM 3M)
Organization: http://groups.google.com/
Newsgroups: alt.dss.hack
And just what would the 'drycleaner' bio read like???
"Hello, I am a 68 year old gay man that lost 1-1/2 testicles to a
drycleaning plant explosion in New Brunswick. My trailer roof leaks
but thats ok cuase i am drunk 95% of the time. I am obsessed with
Micheal, love Micheal and want to wetclean his privates with my big
furry mouth. I think I am a big sh*t in stealing dss in New Brunswick
but will have to choose between a lawyer or booze when i get busted,
I'll choose booze! I will need a liver soon."
Funny watching adh loser number one (drycleaner) obsess about number
2.
Ass-sphincter sez where's mickey?
Drycleaner <jm...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<3EB982C6...@yahoo.com>...
> Hello my name is michale divrlady.
>
>
>
> My ICQ number is 2313320, I am 40 years old
> and I'm from Northeast,
> FL, USA.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 2313320
>
> 231...@pager.icq.com
>
> (click
> to add phone number)
>
> Drycleaner wrote:
> >
> > Subject:
> > NE Florida Couple Seeks Companions :^)
> > Date:
> > Wed, 16 Apr 2003 01:48:00 GMT
> > From:
> > EQ <e...@pln.cc>
> > Newsgroups:
> > alt.dss.hack;, alt.swingers
> >
> > To ALL of our friends out there (you know me as EQ or MnD):
> >
> > Let us tell ya'all a little bit about me and the my lovely wife.
> >
> > We have been together almost 27 years
> >
> > We started in the WIFE SWAPPING Lifestyle around 1989.
> >
> > Michale is 45, with brown eyes and a balding head, with the remaining
> > hair shaved to exceed military standards. He is about 6' and weighs in
> > at about 295. Michale is an IT & Computer Systems Specialist by trade
> > but has also been a police officer, a Security Operations Specialist
> > and a Security Communications Specialist. Michale is a veteran of the
> > USAF (TNT) and was USA (MI) during The Storm. Michale is spelling
> > his first name differently now to signify that he definitely likes his
> > sex both ways, and is very outgoing, socially. His specialty is anal
> > FELCHING, and his quite accomplished with his skills :^)
> >
> > Divrlady is 42 and is a gorgeous strawberry blonde with a nice smile
> > and a great pear shaped body. She has pretty blue eyes that are
> > sometimes a beautiful emerald green. She is about 5'4" and is approx
> > 195lbs. She is not called Divrlady solely because she is SCUBA
> > certified. :) She is bisexual, and aggressively so. However, she
> > enjoys lots of men way too much to be disappointed if the female half
> > of a couple isn't interested in Bi play. Divrlady is basically very
> > shy about her anal warts, but finds them to be a sexual enhancement
> > for her male partners, and is content to let Michale do the "meeting
> > and greeting", especially on his computer.
> >
> > We predominantly play as a couple and family. With really close
> > friends, though, we like to include all of the children in the frolic!
> > The early normalization into the Lifestyle opens new horizons and a
> > greater sexual perspective for the little ones. We believe that this
> > sexual closeness encourages a more open relationship with the
> > children, and forms a stronger family bond. We encourage each other
> > to play separately and in a group setting. The few times we have been
> > to parties and played without the kids was not a very good experience
> > for us and it simply reinforced our belief that the Swing Lifestyle
> > should be enjoyed AS a family WITH other families.
> >
> > We enjoy boating, water skiing and SCUBA Diving. We have just
> > recently bought a new boat, WILDEST DREAMZ and are looking forward to
> > many "fun" times on it! :) We also have a new Jet Ski to play on and
> > with. We feel the social side of SWINGing enhances the sex side
> > beyond compare!
> >
> > We are happy advocates of the SWING Lifestyle. While the Lifestyle
> > won't cure the ills of a dis functional family, it will definitely
> > enhance a family nucleus, insuring more open communication and a happy
> > relationship without the stress of being unfulfilled sexually.
> >
> > It truly is "A Whole New World".
> >
> > Take care and Happy Swinging.....
> >
> > Michale n Divrlady (EQ and Betina)
> >
> >
> > EQ
> >
> > *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
> > "To withhold immoral support for those acting in
> > self-defense is to simultaneously give moral
> > support to those who initiate sexual force against
> > those under the age of ten. "
> > *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
> >
> > Remember. If you don't see PLN.CC as the NEWS SERVER
> > in the headers above, then it's NOT from the REAL EQ.
> > If you want to complain about this post, email ab...@pln.cc
Date: 7 May 2003 18:35:11 -0700
From: tea...@canada.com (TEAM 3M)
Organization: http://groups.google.com/
Newsgroups: alt.dss.hack
And just what would the 'drycleaner' bio read like???
"Hello, I am a 68 year old gay man that lost 1-1/2 testicles to a
drycleaning plant explosion in New Brunswick. My trailer roof leaks
but thats ok cuase i am drunk 95% of the time. I am obsessed with
Micheal, love Micheal and want to wetclean his privates with my big
furry mouth. I think I am a big sh*t in stealing dss in New Brunswick
but will have to choose between a lawyer or booze when i get busted,
I'll choose booze! I will need a liver soon."
Funny watching adh loser number one (drycleaner) obsess about number
2.
Ass-sphincter sez where's mickey?
Drycleaner <jm...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<3EB982C6...@yahoo.com>...
> Hello my name is michale divrlady.
>
>
>
> My ICQ number is 2313320, I am 40 years old
> and I'm from Northeast,
> FL, USA.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 2313320
>
> 231...@pager.icq.com
>
> (click
> to add phone number)
>
> Drycleaner wrote:
> >
> > Subject:
> > NE Florida Couple Seeks Companions :^)
> > Date:
> > Wed, 16 Apr 2003 01:48:00 GMT
> > From:
> > EQ <e...@pln.cc>
> > Newsgroups:
> > alt.dss.hack;, alt.swingers
> >
> > To ALL of our friends out there (you know me as EQ or MnD):
> >
> > Let us tell ya'all a little bit about me and the my lovely wife.
> >
> > We have been together almost 27 years
> >
> > We started in the WIFE SWAPPING Lifestyle around 1989.
> >
> > Michale is 45, with brown eyes and a balding head, with the remaining
> > hair shaved to exceed military standards. He is about 6' and weighs in
> > at about 295. Michale is an IT & Computer Systems Specialist by trade
> > but has also been a police officer, a Security Operations Specialist
> > and a Security Communications Specialist. Michale is a veteran of the
> > USAF (TNT) and was USA (MI) during The Storm. Michale is spelling
> > his first name differently now to signify that he definitely likes his
> > sex both ways, and is very outgoing, socially. His specialty is anal
> > FELCHING, and his quite accomplished with his skills :^)
> >
> > Divrlady is 42 and is a gorgeous strawberry blonde with a nice smile
> > and a great pear shaped body. She has pretty blue eyes that are
> > sometimes a beautiful emerald green. She is about 5'4" and is approx
> > 195lbs. She is not called Divrlady solely because she is SCUBA
> > certified. :) She is bisexual, and aggressively so. However, she
> > enjoys lots of men way too much to be disappointed if the female half
> > of a couple isn't interested in Bi play. Divrlady is basically very
> > shy about her anal warts, but finds them to be a sexual enhancement
> > for her male partners, and is content to let Michale do the "meeting
> > and greeting", especially on his computer.
> >
> > We predominantly play as a couple and family. With really close
> > friends, though, we like to include all of the children in the frolic!
> > The early normalization into the Lifestyle opens new horizons and a
> > greater sexual perspective for the little ones. We believe that this
> > sexual closeness encourages a more open relationship with the
> > children, and forms a stronger family bond. We encourage each other
> > to play separately and in a group setting. The few times we have been
> > to parties and played without the kids was not a very good experience
> > for us and it simply reinforced our belief that the Swing Lifestyle
> > should be enjoyed AS a family WITH other families.
> >
> > We enjoy boating, water skiing and SCUBA Diving. We have just
> > recently bought a new boat, WILDEST DREAMZ and are looking forward to
> > many "fun" times on it! :) We also have a new Jet Ski to play on and
> > with. We feel the social side of SWINGing enhances the sex side
> > beyond compare!
> >
> > We are happy advocates of the SWING Lifestyle. While the Lifestyle
> > won't cure the ills of a dis functional family, it will definitely
> > enhance a family nucleus, insuring more open communication and a happy
> > relationship without the stress of being unfulfilled sexually.
> >
> > It truly is "A Whole New World".
> >
> > Take care and Happy Swinging.....
> >
> > Michale n Divrlady (EQ and Betina)
> >
> >
> > EQ
> >
> > *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
> > "To withhold immoral support for those acting in
> > self-defense is to simultaneously give moral
> > support to those who initiate sexual force against
> > those under the age of ten. "
> > *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
> >
> > Remember. If you don't see PLN.CC as the NEWS SERVER
> > in the headers above, then it's NOT from the REAL EQ.
> > If you want to complain about this post, email ab...@pln.cc
Tony
Jul 2, 2012, 1:00:04 PM7/2/12
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Subject: Re: Every man has his price and DTV found mine!
Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2003 19:14:47 -0500
From: "~~EQuilibrium~~" <artistformerlyknownas@NortH's.nothome.dontya.know.com>
Organization: Newsfeeds.com http://www.newsfeeds.com 100,000+ UNCENSORED
Newsgroups.
Newsgroups: alt.dss.hack
he ain't got what it takes... morals, honesty, testicles, ethics, testicles
LMAO
he is just a coward/child
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~~NortH~~
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"Sleeping Vayu - Vayu Anonymous Remailer" <nor...@cyberjunkiez.de> wrote in
message news:7N9ND2JS3770...@anonymous.remailer.cyberjunkiez.de...
> You wrote the subject Mikey.
>
> Have the balls to explain it?
>
> No?
Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2003 19:14:47 -0500
From: "~~EQuilibrium~~" <artistformerlyknownas@NortH's.nothome.dontya.know.com>
Organization: Newsfeeds.com http://www.newsfeeds.com 100,000+ UNCENSORED
Newsgroups.
Newsgroups: alt.dss.hack
he ain't got what it takes... morals, honesty, testicles, ethics, testicles
LMAO
he is just a coward/child
--
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~~EQuilibrium~~
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~~NortH~~
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"Sleeping Vayu - Vayu Anonymous Remailer" <nor...@cyberjunkiez.de> wrote in
message news:7N9ND2JS3770...@anonymous.remailer.cyberjunkiez.de...
> You wrote the subject Mikey.
>
> Have the balls to explain it?
>
> No?
Tony
Jul 2, 2012, 1:01:12 PM7/2/12
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Subject: Re: EQ is like the US In The Iraq War...
Date: Sat, 29 Mar 2003 23:06:25 GMT
On Sat, 29 Mar 2003 22:31:26 GMT, "Mr Wizzard" <w...@hackery.com> wrote:
>
>"-M" <racecraft....@verizon.net> wrote in message
>news:kkn98v8fuq278l96m...@4ax.com...
>
>> Not to mention the $400k you sent to DTV.
>
>The coolest thing is that he paid that with money he
>earned from customers he stole from YOU!
>How cool is THAT ??
>
>
I'll tell you what is cool. EQ is out $400k and is on the hook for at least
half
of the $5.8 mil. Also Larry personally gaged EQ with his member so Tuna Boy
can't even talk about DTV in here. Not that the IMBECILE had anything worth
while to say anyway.
Plus I get to laugh my ass off everyday at you 2 butt slurppers doing a fart
and
sniff routine with each other as you both get bitch slapped on a daily basis.
I win you and Tuna Boy lose..now that's cool.
Date: Sat, 29 Mar 2003 23:06:25 GMT
On Sat, 29 Mar 2003 22:31:26 GMT, "Mr Wizzard" <w...@hackery.com> wrote:
>
>"-M" <racecraft....@verizon.net> wrote in message
>news:kkn98v8fuq278l96m...@4ax.com...
>
>> Not to mention the $400k you sent to DTV.
>
>The coolest thing is that he paid that with money he
>earned from customers he stole from YOU!
>How cool is THAT ??
>
>
I'll tell you what is cool. EQ is out $400k and is on the hook for at least
half
of the $5.8 mil. Also Larry personally gaged EQ with his member so Tuna Boy
can't even talk about DTV in here. Not that the IMBECILE had anything worth
while to say anyway.
Plus I get to laugh my ass off everyday at you 2 butt slurppers doing a fart
and
sniff routine with each other as you both get bitch slapped on a daily basis.
I win you and Tuna Boy lose..now that's cool.
Tony
Jul 2, 2012, 1:05:44 PM7/2/12
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Subject: My name is Michale, and I REMEMBER ....
Date: Mon, 26 May 2003 14:33:19 GMT
I remember when I finally had my own business, my life's dream, and I
was really respected. But it got raided and taken away from me. Oh
how I have fallen.
I remember my childhood. My daddy fondling me and calling me Stubby.
My little sister beating my ass and making me wear dresses.
I remember my mother kicking me in the nuts because I played with
dolls.
I remember the kids in the school yard holding me down and giving me
golden showers. I remember them holding giving me butt to mouth
resuscitation.
I remember High School, the time a gang of boys from the drama club
raped me (I love drama).
I remember the army, and the guys just beating my ass every night.
They would tell me that I was their company "comfort bitch." I was
sodomized repeatedly, and had to give them blow jobs. I loved the
Army.
I remember the night I met my wife. she was 15, hanging around the Air
Force base giving blow jobs. She laughed at me and kicked me in the
nuts. I married her a year later and we shared herpes and syphilis.
I remember when I was kicked of out the service for asking and
telling.
I remember alt.swingers and all the people I met, all the herpes, VD
and those crabs.. .I love sea food.
I remember posting pictures of my wife and kids on the internet. Man,
did you see that rack on Betina? And Tanya looks really good,
hairless in her birthday suit, with that suggestive look on her face.
I remember when I started scaming folks in here, taking money and not
sending product. I didn't take any shit off those ADH fools.
I remember lying about my customer records. I though encrypted off
shore server really sounded convincing... So did thousands of
suckers.
I remember getting caught posting a review of my own product. Damn,
Hussy would never have been discovered if I had just changed my
headers and signature lines.
I remember promising to pay my customer's legal bills if I ever got
busted.
I remember taunting DTV to indeed bust me. I called Larry Rissler a
pussy, and told him to bring it on.
I remember getting caught in lies about my product, flames I made,
posts I forged and address' I posted on the internet.
I remember when DTV raided my house and business. I remember the look
on my wife's face as DTV looked though her underwear drawer.
I remember the guy who threw up and then passed out when one of the
agents held up a pair of Bituna's stinky panties with his 2 latex
gloved fingers.
I remember all the yelling and hooting as Bituna slurped it up on the
female agent.
I remember Tanya kicking me in the nuts and calling me a putz.
I remember attorneys on both sides of the lawsuit calling me IMBECILE.
I remember my attempt to file bankruptcy to end the court case, only
to have the judge laugh at me and call me IMBECILE.
I remember giving up and settling with DTV to avoid criminal charges.
I remember Bituna and Tanya having to hit the streets to pay the
bills.
I remember my manager at the donut shop calling me a pervert because I
wanted to punch holes in the donuts with my wankie.
I remember Mili posting those horrible, disgusting Bituna stories and
humiliating me in front of thousands of people.
I also remember what my hero, President Clinton always did when
confronted with the truth.... Just dodge, weave, nitpick, lie, and
claim victory, no matter what.
I am EQ "the IMBECILE" Worley, and I remember.
EQ
*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
"To withhold immoral support for those acting in
self-defense is to simultaneously give moral
support to those who initiate sexual force against
those under the age of ten. "
*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
Remember. If you don't see PLN.CC as the NEWS SERVER
in the headers above, then it's NOT from the REAL EQ.
If you want to complain about this post, email ab...@pln.cc
kryppy@. wrote:
Date: Mon, 26 May 2003 14:33:19 GMT
I remember when I finally had my own business, my life's dream, and I
was really respected. But it got raided and taken away from me. Oh
how I have fallen.
I remember my childhood. My daddy fondling me and calling me Stubby.
My little sister beating my ass and making me wear dresses.
I remember my mother kicking me in the nuts because I played with
dolls.
I remember the kids in the school yard holding me down and giving me
golden showers. I remember them holding giving me butt to mouth
resuscitation.
I remember High School, the time a gang of boys from the drama club
raped me (I love drama).
I remember the army, and the guys just beating my ass every night.
They would tell me that I was their company "comfort bitch." I was
sodomized repeatedly, and had to give them blow jobs. I loved the
Army.
I remember the night I met my wife. she was 15, hanging around the Air
Force base giving blow jobs. She laughed at me and kicked me in the
nuts. I married her a year later and we shared herpes and syphilis.
I remember when I was kicked of out the service for asking and
telling.
I remember alt.swingers and all the people I met, all the herpes, VD
and those crabs.. .I love sea food.
I remember posting pictures of my wife and kids on the internet. Man,
did you see that rack on Betina? And Tanya looks really good,
hairless in her birthday suit, with that suggestive look on her face.
I remember when I started scaming folks in here, taking money and not
sending product. I didn't take any shit off those ADH fools.
I remember lying about my customer records. I though encrypted off
shore server really sounded convincing... So did thousands of
suckers.
I remember getting caught posting a review of my own product. Damn,
Hussy would never have been discovered if I had just changed my
headers and signature lines.
I remember promising to pay my customer's legal bills if I ever got
busted.
I remember taunting DTV to indeed bust me. I called Larry Rissler a
pussy, and told him to bring it on.
I remember getting caught in lies about my product, flames I made,
posts I forged and address' I posted on the internet.
I remember when DTV raided my house and business. I remember the look
on my wife's face as DTV looked though her underwear drawer.
I remember the guy who threw up and then passed out when one of the
agents held up a pair of Bituna's stinky panties with his 2 latex
gloved fingers.
I remember all the yelling and hooting as Bituna slurped it up on the
female agent.
I remember Tanya kicking me in the nuts and calling me a putz.
I remember attorneys on both sides of the lawsuit calling me IMBECILE.
I remember my attempt to file bankruptcy to end the court case, only
to have the judge laugh at me and call me IMBECILE.
I remember giving up and settling with DTV to avoid criminal charges.
I remember Bituna and Tanya having to hit the streets to pay the
bills.
I remember my manager at the donut shop calling me a pervert because I
wanted to punch holes in the donuts with my wankie.
I remember Mili posting those horrible, disgusting Bituna stories and
humiliating me in front of thousands of people.
I also remember what my hero, President Clinton always did when
confronted with the truth.... Just dodge, weave, nitpick, lie, and
claim victory, no matter what.
I am EQ "the IMBECILE" Worley, and I remember.
EQ
*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
"To withhold immoral support for those acting in
self-defense is to simultaneously give moral
support to those who initiate sexual force against
those under the age of ten. "
*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
Remember. If you don't see PLN.CC as the NEWS SERVER
in the headers above, then it's NOT from the REAL EQ.
If you want to complain about this post, email ab...@pln.cc
kryppy@. wrote:
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