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THE BACKDOOR HACK FOR THE P5 CARD

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Tony

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Aug 30, 2023, 7:25:38 PM8/30/23
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I SLIPETH MY P5 CARD BETWEEN THE SLATS OF MY ARSE AND STICK MY FINGER
INTO A LIGHT SOCKET AND PRESTO INSTANT TV!

Tony

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Aug 30, 2023, 8:43:12 PM8/30/23
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Tony wrote:
> I SLIPETH MY P5 CARD BETWEEN THE SLATS OF MY ARSE AND STICK MY FINGER
> INTO A LIGHT SOCKET AND PRESTO INSTANT TV!


AND TWIST NY DICK TO CHANGE THE CHANNELS.

Anonymous

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Sep 2, 2023, 1:48:41 PM9/2/23
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On 8/30/2023 7:25 PM, Tony wrote:
> I SLIPETH MY P5 CARD BETWEEN THE SLATS OF MY ARSE AND STICK MY FINGER
> INTO A LIGHT SOCKET AND PRESTO INSTANT TV!

You couldnt hack your balls with a chain saw, you pindick snowflake.

Tony

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Oct 8, 2023, 4:59:58 PM10/8/23
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What are you talking about? For all you know I could be watching free tv
right now all because I had the guts, fortitude and perseverance to come
up with the P4 and P5 hack. I'm destined for greatness.

Tony

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Oct 28, 2023, 5:20:25 PM10/28/23
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I'm better known as Dr. Hack the Stinkbottomed champion of southern
Ontario. When I'm not working on the P4 P5 and P6 hack I'm doing pushups
with cases of beer on my back. To save money for experiments I've
stopped buying toilet paper and now I'm Dr. Stinkbottmed Hack. I'll be
dancing the two-step boogie soon enough when I unveil the P5 hack to the
undeserving world.

Tony

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Nov 10, 2023, 2:17:05 PM11/10/23
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You'll be say8ing yeah I knew that guy first from Usenet before I get
real famous and GETZ the Nobel prize for backing the P4, P5, P6 and all
Pee-Pee cards.
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