A Little Bit Crazy (Drabble)
Daibhid Ceanaideach
A Little Bit Crazy
Two Whitehall security guards, both handpicked by the Defence
Minister, were on a mission.
"What do you reckon this is about?" one of them asked.
"Doesn't matter," said the other, "He is the Master, and we
will obey him. You know how he likes his music."
"Yeah, but what was all that about 'sonic resistance'?"
"Some indie band. Anyway, we find this singer, we take him
back, and Mr Saxon rewards us for our efficiency."
"Should we have told Mr Saxon that he's shaved his head?"
"Why? What difference does *that* make?"
"He specifically told us he wanted a dreadlocked Seal."
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Dave
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
http://sesoc.eusa.ed.ac.uk/
"There *is* no Niels, the Bouncing Cat! He's gone!
Now, there is only ... P-Cat, the Penitent Puss!"