Re: GIVE THAT BOY SOME FREEDOM...

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DAVE TV wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
>
>
> ...let him move around, don't get in his way, you'll only bring him
> down. mama won'tcha let 'im, let 'im play some rock 'n' roll, yeah...
>
>
> Jerry Doucette - "Mama Let Him Play"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCQQL1cJ07Q


the big league

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoDDnOUKDQI

[Checkmate]

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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoDDnUKDQI

You two fags need to get a room.

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Checkmate
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

"There are many here among us...
who feel that life is but a joke."

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DAVE TV wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
>
>
> ...let him move around, don't get in his way, you'll only bring him
> down. mama won'tcha let 'im, let 'im play some rock 'n' roll, yeah...
>
>
> Jerry Doucette - "Mama Let Him Play"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCQQL1cJ07Q

shooting star

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD2BwwGE9uo

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Checkmate wrote:
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> First, check out what % said:
>
>
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>> DAVE TV wrote:
>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>
>>>
>>> ...let him move around, don't get in his way, you'll only bring him
>>> down. mama won'tcha let 'im, let 'im play some rock 'n' roll,
>>> yeah...
>>>
>>>
>>> Jerry Doucette - "Mama Let Him Play"
>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCQQL1cJ07Q
>>
>>
>> the big league
>>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoDDnUKDQI
>
> You two fags need to get a room.

we rented the empty space in your head gear box

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DAVE TV wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
>
>

> "%" wrote

>> the big league
>>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoDDnOUKDQI
>
>

> love that song. true story too.
>
> another one by Tom Cochrane - "Life Is A Highway"
>
> http://gregshomepages.com/ftp/music/T/Tom%20Cochrane/Life%20Is%20A%20Highway.mp3



yay


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MXiTeH_Pg

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DAVE TV wrote:
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>
>

> "%" wrote

>> we rented the empty space in your head gear box
>
>

> lol. you always crack me up


its checkmate he's like a pull string doll ,
yank the string and he says 10 random different things

[Checkmate]

You moved in to my bathroom?

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Checkmate
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001

Copyright ￜ 2012

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First, check out what % said:


>

Yank it again, faggot.

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Checkmate wrote:
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>> Checkmate wrote:
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
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>>>
>>> First, check out what % said:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> DAVE TV wrote:
>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ...let him move around, don't get in his way, you'll only bring
>>>>> him down. mama won'tcha let 'im, let 'im play some rock 'n' roll,
>>>>> yeah...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Jerry Doucette - "Mama Let Him Play"
>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCQQL1cJ07Q
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> the big league
>>>>
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoDDnUKDQI
>>>
>>> You two fags need to get a room.
>>
>>
>>
>> we rented the empty space in your head gear box
>
> You moved in to my bathroom?

so you shit in your head , who'd guess

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Checkmate wrote:
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> by Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what % said:
>
>
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>> DAVE TV wrote:
>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>
>>>
>>> "%" wrote
>>>> we rented the empty space in your head gear box
>>>
>>>
>>> lol. you always crack me up
>>
>>
>> its checkmate he's like a pull string doll ,
>> yank the string and he says 10 random different things
>
> Yank it again, faggot.

it ain't the yankin that makes the faggin ,
its the gulpin yo do there soppin

[Ms. Kitty]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
news:MPG.2a613d19c...@news.alt.net...

Thanks for showing me that persent can string together a sentence with at
least 18 words, it could be an all time record!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Ms. Kitty

[Checkmate]

Where do you shit, in the kitchen?

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Checkmate
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001

Copyright © 2012

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I'm pretty sure it is. Usually he gets Stuck On Stupid after the first
five.

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the titty's always follow the main cat

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only because you're stupid times 5

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not since i rented the space in your head , lol , lol , lol

[Checkmate]

There's no apostrophe in that sentence, stOOpid, and it's "titties".
You're welcome.

[Checkmate]

Bluh?

[Checkmate]

Are you planning to sleep in the bathtub?

[Ms. Kitty]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message

news:MPG.2a6143617...@news.alt.net...

Many are lol, heh, yeah, knozy, etc...such a waste. That is why is has been
in my bozo bin for years...(but I DO like him, just he's boring)

Ms. Kitty

[Checkmate]

I don't even like him.

[Ms. Kitty]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message

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> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Ms. Kitty said:
>> Many are lol, heh, yeah, knozy, etc...such a waste. That is why is has
>> been
>> in my bozo bin for years...(but I DO like him, just he's boring)
>>
>> Ms. Kitty
>
> I don't even like him.

I'm glad I'm not a man. I would have to say "A better man than I"///


Ms. Kitty


<yawn>

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oh well let me say it with the corrections as per your lead

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oh yea that's good son

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i'm not here to entertain you so it works out just fine then

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anyone can see that by how little you talk about me

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you let sexual orientation decide , " better " lol , know your role

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i'm not telling you where i'm sleeping you'll do that dick kiss without
disturbing me thing

[Checkmate]

I see the problem. You can lead an assworm to a pile of steaming shit,
but you can't make him think. Anyway, thanks for raising the post count
in my group. Run along, now...

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No, YOU'RE roll.

[Checkmate]

Well, you've never been entertaining, so it's not like anybody expects
you to start now.

[Checkmate]

Oh, I love slapping you silly. You seem to like it too.

[Checkmate]

Bluh?

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Checkmate wrote:
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>> Ms. Kitty wrote:
>>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
>>> news:MPG.2a6146735...@news.alt.net...
>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>>
>>>> First, check out what Ms. Kitty said:
>>>>> Many are lol, heh, yeah, knozy, etc...such a waste. That is why
>>>>> is has been
>>>>> in my bozo bin for years...(but I DO like him, just he's boring)
>>>>>
>>>>> Ms. Kitty
>>>>
>>>> I don't even like him.
>>>
>>> I'm glad I'm not a man. I would have to say "A better man than
>>> I"///
>>>
>>>
>>> Ms. Kitty
>>>
>>>
>>> <yawn>
>>
>>
>> you let sexual orientation decide , " better " lol , know your role
>
> No, YOU'RE roll.

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[Anonymous]

Checkmate wrote in <news:MPG.2a613d19c...@news.alt.net>:
> Yank it again, faggot.

Checkmate's favorite truckstop restroom phrases, #3.

<snicker>


--

Bill Keesing's Life Phrase:
"Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of
mediocrity slowly and open the door of despondency - welcome to my
life."

And it's in a flaming tail-spin. Fasten yer seatbelt and put yer tray
upright, Bill. This might be a bumpy ride.

Porksword Organthruster, that low-life stalking fucknut who has made
it his life's work to harass the half-retarded half-midget Emmett Earl
Gulley, Jr. (and does a half-assed job of it) online is actually Bill
Keesing from Aukland, NZ.

Porksword Organthruster's curriculum vitae:
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?&as_ugroup=alt.usenet.kooks&as_uauthors=Porksword+Organthruster&safe=off

Bill Keesing
Flat 16, 5 Edgars Road, Grey Lynn\Westmere (Cox's Bay), Auckland, NZ
1002
+64 9 376 0106
zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz

Here's the proof:

First, we'll look at Bill Keesing's post to usenet as Porksword
Organthruster, in which he outed himself. This is a long post, so
we'll include a link to it, and you can peruse it at your leisure.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0646a49cb01010c4
Message-ID: <1646859.huUyflWWV1@FishhookU>

Now, the above full post is a bit hard to read and follow, so let's
dig out the salient points. This, you should read carefully, and laugh
about heartily.
(Note that I've removed the 'at' (@) sign from email addresses, so
they are fully readable in Google Groups.)
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> Hi Bill,

> I put the hamper on the side of the road, it is a bit
> stuffed really.

> I rang Ngaire and she will catch up with you next week to
> negotiate with you regarding getting 16/5 Edgars back on
> track, and will also give me a list of maintenance issues,
> current or upcoming that will need attention.

> I hope you don't mind I have given her your contact phone
> # at home and work.

> Ngaire works at Arrow Property Managers, a guy at work
> said she was really nice to deal with, so I hope she suits
> us.

> thanks

> allie


> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>> Hi again,

>> Just a thought. I've got a huge hamper under the house
>> in the electrics room (just up from the letterboxes). If
>> that would be any use to you, you are welcome to it. I
>> scored it at the inorganics a few years ago.

>> There is also a door at the back of the electrics room
>> that leads under the house, and there is storage there -
>> I have seen Aidan in there a couple of times. I don't
>> know how water tight it is, but you could use that space
>> for free and padlock it.

>> cheers

>> allie


>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>> Hi Bill,

>>> Can you please send an email response back to me by
>>> Friday 25th March, 2011.

>>> Please confirm whether you believe there are storage
>>> and cleaning issues that need to be addressed at unit
>>> 16/5 Edgars Rd.

>>> If there are storage and cleaning issues, you need to
>>> provide me with a plan to consider for how you wish
>>> to manage clearing and cleaning prior to site
>>> inspection in October.

>>> If you believe there are not any storage and cleaning
>>> issues, then please offer me a time within the next
>>> week that I can come around and visit.

>>> Thanks

>>> allie


>>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>>> Hey Bill,
>>>>
>>>> Given that you are a bit short of cash at the moment
>>>> , (and me) why don't we leave a site inspection
>>>> until October, 2011 before you go to Bathurst. (You
>>>> are off in November, if I recall). This will give us
>>>> both something to aim for and save for.

>>>> That way, you can do what you need to do, and I can
>>>> arrange a carpet clean for your unit when the
>>>> weathers warm again.

>>>> I don't know how to do a proper property inspection
>>>> anyway - eg checking taps, pipes, leaks etc, so
>>>> would get someone professional in to do that for me,
>>>> so that I can do a maintenance plan/budget then.

>>>> Thanks

>>>> allie


>>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>>> From: "Alison Kerr" <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
>>>> To: <bill AT help.geek.nz>
>>>> Cc: <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
>>>> Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 6:20 AM
>>>> Subject: Cleaning of unit 16

>>>>> Hi Bill,
>>>>>
>>>>> The painters told me that your place was really
>>>>> smelly and full to overflowing with boxes.

>>>>> Have been putting off saying anything, bit like
>>>>> telling the person next to you at work that they
>>>>> have BO.

>>>>> Can you please clean up your unit and clear out
>>>>> any rubbish, and email me a time in the next month
>>>>> to do a site inspection. After work is fine.

>>>>> Thanks

>>>>> allie
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Ok, in the above snippet of the above whole post, we see Alison Kerr
(Bill Keesing's landlord) admonishing him for having a smelly
apartment that's stacked full of boxes, and is setting up a date and
time for an inspection to be sure Bill Keesing obeys the landlord's
cleanliness rules.

Now, Bill Keesing has changed the WHOIS of his domain since outing
himself (help.geek.nz, taken from the email address in the post from
Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing) above):
http://whois.domaintools.com/help.geek.nz
domain_datelastmodified: 2011-03-29 T16:24:12+13:00 <<=== NOTE DATE
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: 28 The Warehouse Way
registrant_contact_address2: Northcote
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ (NEW ZEALAND)
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 999-9999
registrant_contact_email: a...@orcon.net.nz
The above address is Orcon broadband and telephone.

But PRIOR to 29 Mar 2011 (the day after he accidentally posted the
information above to usenet, outing himself as a stalking, harassing,
defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets
online), the WHOIS for Bill Keesing's domain read as follows:
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: Flat 16-5 Edgars Road
registrant_contact_address2: Grey Lynn
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ 1002
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 376 0106
registrant_contact_email: zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz

Now, you may be saying, "Well, that doesn't prove anything at all! You
could just be making all of this up."

Well, you COULD call the telephone number (+64 9 376 0106) to hear
Bill Keesing sobbing about stupidly outing himself on usenet as a
stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick
on retarded midgets online. :-)

But, there are other ways to ascertain that the above is true.

Bill Keesing has posted a photo online here:
http://www.metvuw.com/index-content.php?date=20090721
http://www.metvuw.com/photoofweek/photo-20090721-03.jpg

Here's a quote on that web page from Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
Organthruster):
Bill Keesing
"'Sunlight shining through the fog over Cox's Creek in Cox's Bay,
Auckland. The picture was taken by a Canon Powershot A410 on the
automatic setting. The picture was taken looking towards the
northwest. It was a nice, crisp walk to catch the bus into work that
morning' wrote Bill. The photograph was taken at 08:26 on 3 June
2009."

Now, to find exactly where this photo was taken, we have to start from
where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) lives:
Here's the Google Street View of his low-rent stink-factory apartment
on Edgars Road:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=5+Edgars+Road,+Grey+Lynn,+Auckland,+NZ+1002&sll=-36.854309,174.72672&sspn=0.000906,0.001714&hnear=5+Edgars+Rd,+Auckland+1022,+Auckland,+New+Zealand&layer=c&cbll=-36.854409,174.726653&panoid=sBrQtzc2Zi9iHTfDv8FNyw&cbp=12,106.23,,0,5.49&ie=UTF8&hq=&ll=-36.854308,174.726721&spn=0,0.001714&z=19&iwloc=A

Note the row of letterboxes just 'round the bend on Edgars Road, and
the low doorway just past them that leads into the electrics room.
Behind the electrics room is where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
Organthruster) is storing the boxes that were cluttering his apartment
and making it stink so badly.

The apartment address, the letterboxes, the doorway to the electrics
room, the stinky apartment, and the boxes cluttering Bill Keesing's
apartment are all mentioned in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill
Keesing, posted to usenet by Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill
Keesing).

Now, from the metvuw.com link above, where Bill Keesing submitted a
photo, we know that Bill Keesing takes the bus to work, and that he
walks to the bus stop. Looking at Google Maps shows that there is only
one way out of that end of Edgars Road. So, let's follow along Edgars
Road and see if any of the Google Street View photos match the photo
that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) submitted to
metvuw.com.

We find that if we go down Edgars Road about one block to the
intersection of Edgars Road and Kingsley Street, and continue straight
on Edgars Road to the next 'hop' on Google Street View past that
intersection, we see the same photo in Google Street View as Bill
Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) submitted to metvuw.com. Note
that, just like Bill Keesing said of his photo, Google Street View is
looking in a northwesterly direction.

One block from his apartment is where Bill Keesing took that photo he
submitted to metvuw.com.

=========================

So, what do we have here:
1} We have a conversation between Alison Kerr (landlord) and Bill
Keesing (tenant) about his "really smelly", cluttered apartment,
posted to usenet accidentally by Porksword Organthruster. If Porksword
OrganThruster is not Bill Keesing, how did he come into possession of
that personal email exchange?

2} Immediately after discovering that he'd accidentally posted this
embarrassing and identifying information, Porksword Organthruster
disappeared from usenet, whereas before he would post every day to
harass the half-retarded, half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr. of
Melbourne, FL, US. If Porksword Organthruster were NOT Bill Keesing,
why would he care if Bill Keesing's address were revealed, and run
from usenet as he did?

3} The address in the old help.geek.nz domain registration information
by Bill Keesing, and in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing
(and accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster) match exactly, as
does the description of the property in question.

4} We have a photo submitted by Bill Keesing to metvuw.com, that is
only one block from the address specified in the old registration
information by Bill Keesing (and in the emails from Alison Kerr to
Bill Keesing, accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster).

5} Bill Keesing suddenly changed the information in his domain
registration to inaccurate information, in an attempt to hide his true
whereabouts, after he'd found that he'd outed himself on usenet as a
stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook.

6) Bill Keesing is an AUK (alt.usenet.kooks) denizen from WAY back. I
trust you can do your own search to verify this.

7} Bill Keesing discontinued his http://users.iconz.co.nz/keesing
site, when he'd been using it in the signatures of some of his website
forum posts as far back as May 29, 1998 and as recently as January 01,
2011. That matters little, as the Wayback Machine has archived it.

8} After being outed as a creepy, smelly, hoarding online stalker,
Bill Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) flounced from usenet (21
Apr 2011, Message-ID: <1630688.KXDNF0lm0F@FishhookU> titled "I am out
of here.", his farewell kook speech), only to return incognito.

Here's the link to his site ('user.iconz.co.nz/keesing' redirects to
'www3.iconz.co.nz/bill'):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970301092752/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/

On that web page, Bill states, "I am currently employed by the
Internet Company of New Zealand as a Customer Support Officer...". The
Internet Company of New Zealand is iconz.co.nz / iconz.net.

And here's Bill Keesing's photos. Note that he LOOKS like a stinky,
hoarding stalker (and that photo is 14 years old... his looks have
probably not improved with age):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.jpg
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.gif

He's also got another website:
http://petrolhead.orconhosting.net.nz/Photography/MOTAT/thumb.html
Note the text blurb at the bottom: "All images Copyright Bill Keesing"
According to the photographs' EXIF data, the pictures on this site
were taken with a Canon EOS 350D DIGITAL camera (Serial #0430202293)
that Bill got from Scott & Kerry-Sue Thomson, also of Aukland, NZ. In
fact, that's them in the picture of the interior of the trolley, with
the baby stroller. Kerry-Sue Thomson is Bill Keesing's daughter (can
you believe Bill was ever allowed to breed?!).

=========================

The above information can lead us to only one incontrovertible
conclusion:
Bill Keesing of Aukland, NZ, that stinky hoarder, is Porksword
Organthruster, that stupid, stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling
scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets online.

=========================

Now that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) has stupidly outed
himself, he probably thinks that the majority of the damage is done.
Not so, by quite a long shot.

1} The domain registration information for Bill Keesing's domain
(help.geek.nz) is inaccurate, meaning that should someone report that
domain for inaccurate WHOIS information, the host would most likely
terminate that domain, or force Bill Keesing to re-enter the old,
accurate information.

2} His employer will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's
proclivity for stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling and picking on
retarded midgets online, as well as his poor hygiene and obsessive
hoarding. The consequences of this are unforetold.

3} His landlord will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's
extra-curricular activities which so consume him that he neglects his
apartment, allowing it to become a cluttered stinkhole.

4} His family will most likely find out that Bill Keesing is an
embarrassment to the family. Forever after they find out, he'll always
wonder if they're still saying behind his back, "I wonder if he's
still a creepy online stalker?", as they quietly tell their children
to avoid him.



Relax, Bill.
It's all in good fun, right?
It's just words, right?
Words can't hurt you, right?

Right, Bill?


(.) (_)
U
<evil grin>