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junkman
Sep 16, 2008, 10:45:48 AM9/16/08
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Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is
It true theys suin them
cigarette companies fer causin
People to git cancer ?'
'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,'
responded the lawyer.
'And now someone is suin them
fast food restaurants Fer
makin them fat an cloggin their
arteries with all Them burgers
an fries, is that true, Mista
Lawyer?'
'Sure is,
Bubba.'
'And that lady sued McDonalds
for millions when she Was
gave that hot coffee that she
ordered?'
'Yep.'
'And that football player sued
that university when he
Gradiated and still couldn't
read?'
'That's right,' said the
lawyer.'
'But why are you asking?'
'Well, I was
thinkin...
What I want to know is, kin I
sue Budweiser fer all
them ugly women I slept
with?'
Mark Mathu
Sep 21, 2008, 6:09:12 AM9/21/08
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That's why Pabst went bankrupt.
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