GAYS GET OUT OF DISNEYLAND NOW OR ???

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Captain Crane

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Sep 24, 2004, 7:18:51 AM9/24/04
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GAYS GET OUT OF DISNEYLAND NOW OR I WILL KICK YOU ALL IN THE BALLS....
THERE WILL BE SPILLED URINE SACKS ALL OVER THE PLACE AT DISNEYLAND IF I
SEE A GAY THERE..... DISNEYLAND WILL HAVE TO CALL HAZMAT CONTROL - AS
SPILLED URINE SACKS FROM GAYS COULD CAUSE DEATH AND DISEASE ALL OVER
DISNEYLAND.... ATTENTION GAYS - GO BACK INTO THE CLOSET AND LOCK THE
DOOR AND DIE OF STARVATION.....
KICK EM IN THE BALLS IF YOU SEE A GAY AT DISNEYLAND.... MAYBE IF WE DO
THAT ALL THE GAYS WILL GO TO KNOTTS DINGLE BERRY FARM....OH THE PAIN,
THE PAIN( DR SMITH )
ATTENTION ALL DISNEYLAND THOW-UP CLEANER UPPERS : MILLIONS OF GAYS BALL
SACKS ARE LAYING ON THE GROUND DUE TO NORMAL PEOPLE AT DISNEYLAND KICKED
THEM IN THE BALLS. THE GUEST CAME UP TO THE GAY PERSON AND SAID - HELLO
BALLS !!! AND THAT STARTED THE WHOLE THING TO GET THE GAYS OUT OF
DISNEYLAND REVOLUTOION - USE GLOVES AND BLEACH WHEN PICKING UP THE
THOUSANDS OF GAY BALL SACKS LAYING AROUND DISNEY LAND.... A SPECIAL
DUMPSTER WILL BE LOCATED BY WALT DISNEYS STATUE SO YOU CAN DISPOSE OF
THE GAY BALL SACKS THERE....AND EVERYTIME YOU THROW AWAY A GAY LEAKING
BALL SACK IN THE DUMPSTER BY THE STATUE OF MR DISNEY THROW YOUR RIGHT
HAND UP AND SAY "HEIL DISNEY"
THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE.....

Nothing

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Sep 24, 2004, 9:11:27 AM9/24/04
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General Dipshit wrote:
>
> GAYS GET OUT OF DISNEYLAND NOW OR I WILL KICK YOU ALL IN THE BALLS....

Do you mean Guests or CMs?

At any one time (and not Gay Days) I would bet there are 1000 or more in
just Disneyland alone. You didn't know?
And some of them .. gulp .. even know what you don't know that they are
gay. Imagine what else they are thinking about you and what you don't
know. It's enough to make your soft pink head explode. Fucking fucking
Fucking. The television says it will be alright and Disneyland already
is .. on a daily basis .. a zone visited by those kind of people. My god
patriotic citizen, how could you have been living in the dark up until
now? I suggest writing the fine Congresswankers in whatever state you
live in, write the chumps in California also. That is where Disneyland
is after all.


> THERE WILL BE SPILLED URINE SACKS ALL OVER THE PLACE AT DISNEYLAND IF I
> SEE A GAY THERE.....

Guests or Cast Members? Every day there are gay Guests & Cast Members
in Disneyland as far as the eye can see. You didn't know that? they
just announce Gay Day to piss you off. There isn't any more, nor any
less Gay people on Gay Days .. they are jsut not hiding from your agenda
and they wear blue shirts. I suggest you wear a red shirt so you won't
be confused with those kind of people. Do not you agree, American?


> DISNEYLAND WILL HAVE TO CALL HAZMAT CONTROL

Again?
HAZMAT already drops off the churros every morning, just tell them to
stick around, that you will be injuring 1000s of people for making their
own decisions. That should go over well.

- AS
> SPILLED URINE SACKS FROM GAYS COULD CAUSE DEATH AND DISEASE ALL OVER
> DISNEYLAND....

Ummm.
Even if there is that sort of liquid all over DL .. walking thru it
won't do anything. You may think people will drink or swim innit, but
odds are.. naw.
I'd actually rather be in DCA anyway... DL is old and boxed and there is
NO FUCKING AIRTIME in the park anywhere. I gots my priorities, bitch.

> ATTENTION GAYS - GO BACK INTO THE CLOSET AND LOCK THE
> DOOR AND DIE OF STARVATION.....

Did you steal that off a nazi's shirt?


> KICK EM IN THE BALLS IF YOU SEE A GAY AT DISNEYLAND.... MAYBE IF WE DO
> THAT ALL THE GAYS WILL GO TO KNOTTS DINGLE BERRY FARM

??
Did they staple you and smash your nuts or something?


> ....OH THE PAIN,
> THE PAIN( DR SMITH )


Clever.
How ummm, 1960s retro and/or DVD Season 1 of you....
It's gotta be that WebTV shit, you are just so tight with the insults.
TV - friend, mother, secret lover.


> ATTENTION ALL DISNEYLAND THOW-UP CLEANER UPPERS : MILLIONS OF GAYS BALL
> SACKS ARE LAYING ON THE GROUND DUE TO NORMAL PEOPLE AT DISNEYLAND KICKED
> THEM IN THE BALLS.

Would Jack Wagner read that? Can anyone upload the mp3?


> THE GUEST CAME UP TO THE GAY PERSON AND SAID - HELLO
> BALLS !!!

"Dick, this is nuts! Over?!?"


> AND THAT STARTED THE WHOLE THING TO GET THE GAYS OUT OF
> DISNEYLAND REVOLUTOION


REVOLUTOION??

- USE GLOVES AND BLEACH WHEN PICKING UP THE
> THOUSANDS OF GAY BALL SACKS LAYING AROUND DISNEY LAND....

Gay Ball Sax.. hehe.

Are you talkin' a jazz trio? Or only a duo?


> A SPECIAL
> DUMPSTER WILL BE LOCATED BY WALT DISNEYS STATUE SO YOU CAN DISPOSE OF
> THE GAY BALL SACKS THERE....


I can't let you do that, Dave.


> AND EVERYTIME YOU THROW AWAY A GAY LEAKING
> BALL SACK IN THE DUMPSTER BY THE STATUE OF MR DISNEY THROW YOUR RIGHT
> HAND UP AND SAY "HEIL DISNEY"

I knew it. Fuck Hitler and fuck you. There is a reason he lost .. he
was a loser. Take that to heart, ya white idiot.

> THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE.....

When I let it be .. til then ... kiss my red white blue purple and day
glo non-voting American ass, 2 party Cystem!

clbe...@sbcglobal.net

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Sep 24, 2004, 11:37:20 AM9/24/04
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"Nothing" <FasterThanG...@dca.thc> wrote in message
news:41541CEE...@dca.thc...

<snip counterflame>

Someone please tell me that the original homophobic idiot was reported to
his ISP? (Based on the reply and the fact that I didn't see the original
posts, I assume it was our WebTV troll wannabee.) This definitely qualifies
as hate posting, and is grounds for account suspension at every ISP/Provider
in the nation.


Captain Crane

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Sep 24, 2004, 5:06:46 PM9/24/04
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Hi to all.... dont you all have a sence of humor.... That was funny
stuff. Here in America you can make up and Write what you want to....
Report me to the ISPCA now come on do you think they will spend time on
fun humor writing. I was laughing so hard writing it ... Its great to
Live in the USA where Fredom of speach is here....Remember what i wrote
is all make believe.... So if your humor is not like mine - Mel Brooks
etc.... then dont read it and have fun.... Report me to the ISP... Who
are you and how high do you stand in this big world ?. If you sont
like my humor there is an OFF Button on your PC. Turn it Off - don't
keep reading it if it upsets you !!!. USA - The Freedom of Speach and
the freedom of fun.... Remember when you see Blacks Bumpin and grinding
on TV Music Video's ( Now thats Real Bad ) Yes write your ISPCA ( I
like making up funny things ) and tell them you do not like watching
Blacks Bumpin and Grinding and Singing about how they want an aunt
Jamima to be there slave momma's in their lives.... - now yes that
should not be on tv and also when you meet a gay ( Except Paul Lynde -
Funny man) you should say to that gay person - Hello Ball's and Kick him
real hard in the Ball sack and yes Life will be back to normal... ISPCA
would say hey this guys is funny leave him alone he does not use the F -
Word or the C - Word he is an Artist and he lives in the USA and must be
free to write .... Think about it Mr or Misses or Lesbian or Gay who
just wrote the previous article on me - trying to scare me that your
going to write to the ISPCA.
I rest my case !!!!.
And remember - Kick em in the BALLS ( Except Paul Lynde - funny man).

Gwendolyn Ann Smith

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Sep 24, 2004, 6:36:55 PM9/24/04
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In article <4110-415...@storefull-3111.bay.webtv.net>,
SeaVi...@webtv.net (Captain Crane) wrote:

> Hi to all.... dont you all have a sence of humor.... That was funny
> stuff.

Good *attempt* at a save, but you know better, pally. The "I was only
joking" defense only works in 7th grade and if you're Jimmy Swaggart.

> USA - The Freedom of Speach and the freedom of fun....

FOS doesn't apply on Usenet. Nice try though. I'm afraid the previous
2 out of 10 marks remains. Still like the typos and grammar, though you
really should have stuck witht he all caps. That was a good touch.

Better luck next time.

Cheers,
Gwen Smith

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clbe...@sbcglobal.net

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Sep 24, 2004, 8:18:18 PM9/24/04
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"Gwendolyn Ann Smith" <gw...@gwensmith.comatose> wrote in message
news:gwen-013C09.1...@netnews.comcast.net...

> In article <4110-415...@storefull-3111.bay.webtv.net>,
> SeaVi...@webtv.net (Captain Crane) wrote:
>
> > Hi to all.... dont you all have a sence of humor.... That was funny
> > stuff.
>
> Good *attempt* at a save, but you know better, pally. The "I was only
> joking" defense only works in 7th grade and if you're Jimmy Swaggart.
>
> > USA - The Freedom of Speach and the freedom of fun....
>
> FOS doesn't apply on Usenet. Nice try though. I'm afraid the previous
> 2 out of 10 marks remains. Still like the typos and grammar, though you
> really should have stuck witht he all caps. That was a good touch.
>

Not to mention, little boy, that attempting to crash someone's email via a
mail bomb is also a TOS violation. You'd better plan on saying goodbye to
your internet access. You've abused the privilege, and it's time to pay the
price.


Nothing

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Sep 24, 2004, 10:10:01 PM9/24/04
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> <snip counterflame>


Everything I posted was a joke and said jokingly and said as 'just as
extreme stream of stupidity as the orogonal poster .. and not really a
flame. Except for the Hitler comments after he/she/it made Seig Walt
comment. That was right between the eyes.



> Someone please tell me that the original homophobic idiot was reported to
> his ISP? (Based on the reply and the fact that I didn't see the original
> posts, I assume it was our WebTV troll wannabee.) This definitely qualifies
> as hate posting, and is grounds for account suspension at every ISP/Provider
> in the nation.

It's Usenet .. any narrow minded idiot or anyone with any intelligence
can post anything they want .. even threats of violence and/or damage
are ignored 9 out of every 10 times. It's Usenet.. it grows on lack of
moderation (most of it) and it survives on trolls, honest contributors,
apathy and impersonators.

Nothing

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Sep 24, 2004, 10:50:29 PM9/24/04
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> Hi to all.... dont you all have a sence of humor.... That was funny
> stuff.

Actually, it wasn't.


> Here in America you can make up and Write what you want to....

To a point.


> Report me to the ISPCA now come on do you think they will spend time on
> fun humor writing.

Humor is subjective. If you choose to offend people, that's your
choice.

> I was laughing so hard writing it

I would bet only you find it funny.


> ... Its great to
> Live in the USA where Fredom of speach is here..

Hate Crimes and 'shouting FIRE in a crowded theater' are expemptions.
Ask the Feds.


> ..Remember what i wrote
> is all make believe....

Sorry.. you are wrong. People are abused daily by what you think is
funny and fantasy. That's pretty sick.


> So if your humor is not like mine - Mel Brooks

Mel did write hate, based on ones or many peoples lifestyles..

> etc.... then dont read it and have fun.... Report me to the ISP... Who
> are you and how high do you stand in this big world ?.

No one. Humor is subjective .. what you wrote wasn't humor.. it was
illegal and sickening.


> If you sont
> like my humor there is an OFF Button on your PC.

True. Very true. But also doesn't mean I'm gonna restrain from calling
you a fucking asshole. Because what you wrote is only written by one
type of person .. a fucking asshole. Repeat that to yourself .. "I
Captain Crane, am a fucking asshole."

> Turn it Off - don't
> keep reading it if it upsets you !!!.

Who re-read it? I read it, tore you apart, made myself AND others laugh
(unlike you) and then I did some business. What about you?


> USA - The Freedom of Speach and
> the freedom of fun....

That "freedom of speech" has legal limits. What, are you 10 yrs old?

> Remember when you see Blacks Bumpin and grinding
> on TV Music Video's ( Now thats Real Bad ) Yes write your ISPCA ( I
> like making up funny things ) and tell them you do not like watching
> Blacks Bumpin and Grinding and Singing about how they want an aunt
> Jamima to be there slave momma's in their lives.... - now yes that
> should not be on tv and also when you meet a gay ( Except Paul Lynde -
> Funny man) you should say to that gay person - Hello Ball's and Kick him
> real hard in the Ball sack and yes Life will be back to normal... ISPCA
> would say hey this guys is funny leave him alone he does not use the F -
> Word or the C - Word he is an Artist and he lives in the USA and must be
> free to write .... Think about it Mr or Misses or Lesbian or Gay who
> just wrote the previous article on me - trying to scare me that your
> going to write to the ISPCA.

Ya lost me Heather. Ya boring, arrogant, fake intellectual balding
cunt.

> I rest my case !!!!.

Do everyone from sea to shiny sea a favor .. and rest in piece. You are
human garbage.

> And remember - Kick em in the BALLS ( Except Paul Lynde - funny man).

I would love to see someone spend some quality time kicking your sorry
ass before delivery a well placed curbjob. Hopefully it will make the
news. I need a good laugh. You are just a sick joke.

Oleg Spabwippie

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Sep 26, 2004, 10:35:48 PM9/26/04
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Below are Captain Crane (SeaVi...@webtv.net) Brian Bower posts cut
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<8757-415...@storefull-3115.bay.webtv.net
(SeaVi...@webtv.net)
Subject: GAYS GET OUT OF DISNEYLAND NOW OR ???
View: Complete Thread (8 articles) Original FormatNewsgroups:
alt.disney.disneyland
Date: 2004-09-24 04:25:01 PST

GAYS GET OUT OF DISNEYLAND NOW OR I WILL KICK YOU ALL IN THE BALLS....

THERE WILL BE SPILLED URINE SACKS ALL OVER THE PLACE AT DISNEYLAND IF I

SEE A GAY THERE..... DISNEYLAND WILL HAVE TO CALL HAZMAT CONTROL - AS


SPILLED URINE SACKS FROM GAYS COULD CAUSE DEATH AND DISEASE ALL OVER

DISNEYLAND.... ATTENTION GAYS - GO BACK INTO THE CLOSET AND LOCK THE
DOOR AND DIE OF STARVATION..... KICK EM IN THE BALLS IF YOU SEE A GAY AT


DISNEYLAND.... MAYBE IF WE DO THAT ALL THE GAYS WILL GO TO KNOTTS DINGLE

BERRY FARM....OH THE PAIN, THE PAIN( DR SMITH ) ATTENTION ALL DISNEYLAND


THOW-UP CLEANER UPPERS : MILLIONS OF GAYS BALL SACKS ARE LAYING ON THE

GROUND DUE TO NORMAL PEOPLE AT DISNEYLAND KICKED THEM IN THE BALLS. THE
GUEST CAME UP TO THE GAY PERSON AND SAID - HELLO BALLS !!! AND THAT
STARTED THE WHOLE THING TO GET THE GAYS OUT OF DISNEYLAND REVOLUTOION -


USE GLOVES AND BLEACH WHEN PICKING UP THE THOUSANDS OF GAY BALL SACKS

LAYING AROUND DISNEY LAND.... A SPECIAL DUMPSTER WILL BE LOCATED BY WALT
DISNEYS STATUE SO YOU CAN DISPOSE OF THE GAY BALL SACKS THERE....AND


EVERYTIME YOU THROW AWAY A GAY LEAKING BALL SACK IN THE DUMPSTER BY THE

STATUE OF MR DISNEY THROW YOUR RIGHT HAND UP AND SAY "HEIL DISNEY" THE


WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE.....

<8757-415...@storefull-3115.bay.webtv.net>  From: Captain Crane
(SeaVi...@webtv.net) Subject: Re: A GOOD GAY IS A DEAD GAY !!! View:
Complete Thread (5 articles) Original FormatNewsgroups:
alt.disney.disneyland
Date: 2004-09-24 04:05:21 PST
I have GAYOPHOBIA - Gays make me SICK !!!. Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,
A GOOD GAY IS A DEAD GAY !!!.....
DIE ALL OF YOU DIE !!!!
IF YOU SEE A GAY AT DISNEYLAND GO UP TO HIM AND SAY "HELLO BALL'S." AND
KICK THEM HARD IN THE BALLS.... PROBLEM SOLVED ALL THE GAYS WILL GO
HOME....WALT DISNEY WOULD BE HAPPY - HE WOULD KICK A GAY IN THE BALLS
AND SAY "GET OUT OF MY PARK !!!!! ITS GOOD TO BE THE KING !!!!

From: Captain Crane (SeaVi...@webtv.net)
Subject: Stairway To Gilligans Island
View: Complete Thread (8 articles) Original FormatNewsgroups:
rec.music.dementia
Date: 1999/08/13
Does anybody out there have the song "Stairway to Gilligans Island"
Recorded on Tape.???? If anybody has it I will Pay someone if they will
make a good Quality copy of it and send it to me. I work at the MGM
Hotel In Las Vegas Nevada and My Co-Workers do not Believe the song
exists.     I have only heard the song 1 time when i was a kid in
1978...
Please Email : SeaVi...@webtv.net

From: Captain Crane (SeaVi...@webtv.net)
Subject: Re: OT: Cirque Du Soleil MGM Grand tickets on sale
View: Complete Thread (10 articles) Original FormatNewsgroups:
alt.disney.disneyland
Date: 2004-09-14 03:45:03 PST
I work for the MGM / Mirage.... That show is not for me.... looks kinda
strange.
Brian - Las Vegas , NV

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Captain Crane

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Oct 9, 2004, 4:24:55 PM10/9/04
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This is funny Stufff.
ITS GOOD TO BE THE KING - MEL BROOKS

Oleg Spabwippie

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Below are Captain Crane (SeaVi...@webtv.net) Brian Bower posts cut
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posts.

<8757-415...@storefull-3115.bay.webtv.net
(SeaVi...@webtv.net)
Subject: GAYS GET OUT OF DISNEYLAND NOW OR ???
View: Complete Thread (8 articles) Original FormatNewsgroups:
alt.disney.disneyland
Date: 2004-09-24 04:25:01 PST

<8757-415...@storefull-3115.bay.webtv.net>  From: Captain Crane

Nothing

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Oct 9, 2004, 6:37:54 AM10/9/04
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> GAYS GET OUT OF DISNEYLAND NOW OR ???

Or you might pull your nazi head out of your nazi ass --and then as a
finale shoot yourself--?

Well I'm all for that.

And when you say NOW .. do you mean NOW when you typed it or NOW as in
3:36am? Do you really care if 3rd shift custodial CMs are gay or not
--or want them to get out now and not clean up--?

Answer my questions quickly now. Or ???!

Captain Crane

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Oct 9, 2004, 4:26:44 PM10/9/04
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NOTHING + NOTHING = NOTHING
Remember that NOTHING ... You think your something but your really
NOTHING say this over and over to yourself.....

Fab

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Oct 9, 2004, 5:21:32 PM10/9/04
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>sorry, but we're talkin' usenet here...you can post pretty much whatever you
>want - upto and including Hate against anything - Jews, Gays, dumbfuck martha
>stewart wanabees, people too stupid to make a living with a last name of
>Bush.. anything...considering usenet is not based only in a country you
>control, you're phucked.
>

Yeah, but if he doesn't spoof his ISP right and it's against their TOS, it's
open season on his arse.

Fab

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