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Timothy Sutter

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Apr 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/29/97
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Mister Sauron wrote:
>
> > > > the list sucks, I will not be placed on any list with those people.
> > > > stop it and never do it again.
>
> Well, if you ever want to make another, make sure my name gets on it.
>
> or kill the list.
>
> Mister Sauron

People That Post to alt.discordia

Mister Sauron
Bimp
The Beatus Ffungo
Rainer Heilke (retired)
Yog Shoggoth (retired)
Cynthia Sheldon (retired)
Kristin Buxton
Hal Phillips
Matt Alexander
John Campbell
Ayla
John (semi retired)
Scott 'Spoon
Prostheticus
Episcopos Galacticus
Flatgelat
Hestas Coyote
Steely Dan
Herzog Absolutum Vacuum Plenum von Kaosberg (retired)
aramcheck
Lynch
Geoff Spear
Thomas Harden (occasionally)
Techwich (retired)

Who have I forgotten?


--
http://www.erols.com/g10111s

Timothy Sutter

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Apr 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/29/97
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Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> Mister Sauron wrote:
> >
> > > > > the list sucks, I will not be placed on any list with those people.
> > > > > stop it and never do it again.
> >
> > Well, if you ever want to make another, make sure my name gets on it.
> >
> > or kill the list.
> >
> > Mister Sauron
>
> People That Post to alt.discordia
>
> Mister Sauron
> Bimp
> The Beatus Ffungo
> Rainer Heilke (retired)
> Yog Shoggoth (retired)
> Cynthia Sheldon (retired)
> Kristin Buxton
> Hal Phillips
> Matt Alexander
> John Campbell

Frater Calimari


> Ayla
> John (semi retired)
> Scott 'Spoon
> Prostheticus
> Episcopos Galacticus
> Flatgelat
> Hestas Coyote
> Steely Dan
> Herzog Absolutum Vacuum Plenum von Kaosberg (retired)
> aramcheck
> Lynch

GoMcC

Mister Sauron

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Apr 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/29/97
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Timothy Sutter <g10...@erols.com.nosale> writes: >
> Mister Sauron wrote:
> >
> > > > > the list sucks, I will not be placed on any list with those people.
> > > > > stop it and never do it again.
> >
> > Well, if you ever want to make another, make sure my name gets on it.
> >
> > or kill the list.
> >
> > Mister Sauron
>
> People That Post to alt.discordia
>
> Mister Sauron
> Bimp
> The Beatus Ffungo
> Rainer Heilke (retired)

<WHACK, AXED>

Does that mean I'm the most hated person here?

The last time I was the most hated person was during the second time
I failed eleventh grade english.

---Mister Sauron

Timothy Sutter

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Apr 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/29/97
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Timothy Sutter wrote:

> > Mister Sauron wrote:

> > > Well, if you ever want to make another, make sure my name gets on it.

> > > or kill the list.

> > People That Post to alt.discordia

Mister Sauron
Bimp
The Beatus Ffungo

Kristin Buxton
Hal Phillips
Matt Alexander
John Campbell
Frater Calimari
Ayla
John (semi retired)
Scott 'Spoon

Sun Oralator ?
Khan ?
Sskylarker (retired?)
St.Crossley/Harold
Elizi Danto
Ywiegh


Prostheticus
Episcopos Galacticus
Flatgelat
Hestas Coyote
Steely Dan
Herzog Absolutum Vacuum Plenum von Kaosberg (retired)

Rainer Heilke (retired)
Yog Shoggoth (retired)
Cynthia Sheldon (retired)

aramcheck
David Lynch


GoMcC
Geoff Spear
Thomas Harden (occasionally)
Techwich (retired)

> > Who have I forgotten?

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Timothy Sutter

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Apr 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/29/97
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Mister Sauron wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter writes:

> > People That Post to alt.discordia
> >
> > Mister Sauron
> > Bimp
> > The Beatus Ffungo

> > Rainer Heilke (retired)
>
> <WHACK, AXED>
>
> Does that mean I'm the most hated person here?
>
> The last time I was the most hated person was during the second time
> I failed eleventh grade english.

No. This list has no numbers and has nothing to do with hate.
Just a compilation of people who have posted or are currently posting
to alt.discordia. It does, however, exclude crossposts.
If you would like to be placed further down on the list, that is your
prerogative.
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IWANANUNAME2

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Apr 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/29/97
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Mister Sauron wrote:


>
> Timothy Sutter <g10...@erols.com.nosale> writes: >
> <WHACK, AXED>
> > >
> > > Does that mean I'm the most hated person here?
> > >
> > > The last time I was the most hated person was during the second time
> > > I failed eleventh grade english.
> >
> > No. This list has no numbers and has nothing to do with hate.
> > Just a compilation of people who have posted or are currently posting
> > to alt.discordia. It does, however, exclude crossposts.
> > If you would like to be placed further down on the list, that is your
> > prerogative.
>

> Actually, I was hoping I was. Too bad though.

Well, I don't like you, happy now?

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http://www.erols.com/g10111s

IWANANUNAME2

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Apr 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/29/97
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aramchek wrote:
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> Timothy Sutter spewed in alt.discordia:
>
> ( > > Who have I forgotten?
>
> Robert Anton Wilson

Who's He?

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IWANANUNAME2

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Apr 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/29/97
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IWANANUNAME2 wrote:

> > > > Does that mean I'm the most hated person here?

> > > > The last time I was the most hated person was during the second time
> > > > I failed eleventh grade english.

> > > No. This list has no numbers and has nothing to do with hate.
> > > Just a compilation of people who have posted or are currently posting
> > > to alt.discordia. It does, however, exclude crossposts.
> > > If you would like to be placed further down on the list, that is your
> > > prerogative.

> > Actually, I was hoping I was. Too bad though.
>
> Well, I don't like you, happy now?

I mean I don't hate you, <chorus> I don't even know you.


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Mister Sauron

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Apr 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/30/97
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Timothy Sutter <g10...@erols.com.nosale> writes: >
<WHACK, AXED>
> >
> > Does that mean I'm the most hated person here?
> >
> > The last time I was the most hated person was during the second time
> > I failed eleventh grade english.
>
> No. This list has no numbers and has nothing to do with hate.
> Just a compilation of people who have posted or are currently posting
> to alt.discordia. It does, however, exclude crossposts.
> If you would like to be placed further down on the list, that is your
> prerogative.

Actually, I was hoping I was. Too bad though.

---Mister Sauron

Timothy Sutter

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Apr 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/30/97
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Hal Phillips wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> > > > Who have I forgotten?
>
> Discordia (retired), Prostheticus (at least, I THINK you've
> forgotten him), Lt. Wilkes (retired), Det. Sanchez (retired), Wednesday
> (retired), the HFW and everybody in alt.slack (through cross-posts),
> Jonathan Drucker (retired), Grizzl (retired), tr...@mind.net (start your
> engine and GO!), me me me, ares darkrose (retired), lots more.

Drucker's around, and I don't put crossposts on *MY* list.

wilkes ain't retired I just forgot.
Discordia ain't retired and she may be on there.
Of course I put prostheticus on there.

no crossposts, not from slack or drunk bastards or evil or flame.
The people on *MY* listing must have
posted a NON-CROSSPOTED message to alt.discordia.

It's all right there in the FAQ.

so yes, I forgot ares darkroast, he'll be back.

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Khan

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Apr 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/30/97
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Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> > > Mister Sauron wrote:
>
> > > > Well, if you ever want to make another, make sure my name gets on it.
>
> > > > or kill the list.
>
> > > People That Post to alt.discordia
>


(people)


> Khan ?


(humans)


> > > Who have I forgotten?
>
> --
> http://www.erols.com/g10111s

Glad you remembered me! It's been a while (working on my web page --
shameless foreshadowing), but I still drop by occasionally.

Should be posting again, more often, again.

BTW, I was talking with my new girlfriend about alt.disocrdia. She says
'Shaadoe says hi.'

--
=====\/=====/\=====\/=====\/=====/\=====/\=====\/=====/\=====\/=====
Khan, (kubl...@tao.sosc.osshe.edu)
Ultradimensionalsuperminister of Anime, ABCDEF Cabal
'Fuzzy Little Ball of Twistedness', Cat Lover, Elf Friend
"Go ahead and clip the blue wire, Joel. It's just a Doomsday Device.
It's not like we'll be around to experience Oblivion."
-- Crow T. Robot

Timothy Sutter

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Apr 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/30/97
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aramchek wrote:
>
> IWANANUNAME2 <g10...@erols.com.nosale> spewed in alt.discordia:
>
> (
> ( aramchek wrote:
> ( >
> ( > Timothy Sutter spewed in alt.discordia:
> ( >
> ( > ( > > Who have I forgotten?
> ( >
> ( > Robert Anton Wilson
> (
> ( Who's He?
>
> some old nobody who posts under different names from different accounts.

should he go on the list?

put him there.

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James Calvin Smith

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Apr 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/30/97
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Ever wonder if someone famous sometimes posted here under a
pseudonym?
----
J. Calvin "Bimp" Smith Hello. I'm Bimp. ___ In fact, Mom says
bi...@mindspring.com I am not a Tim - /O_O\ _ Ed Wood not want
Christian/Discordian Burton character. \_=_/ to play with me.
Sorry. | | (Sigh.) I'll say
more later.


Timothy Sutter

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James Calvin Smith wrote:
>
> Ever wonder if someone famous sometimes posted here under a
> pseudonym?

no.

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Timothy Sutter

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aramchek wrote:

> I thought I did.

Mister Sauron Frater Calimari Bimp The Beatus Ffungo
pope not Calle of Flaxborough Nerdgrrl Discordia
Erisiana Lt. Wilkes Det. Sanchez Jeff X. Mink


Kristin Buxton Hal Phillips Matt Alexander John Campbell

Ayla John Scott'Spoon Sun Oralator Khan
Sskylarker St.Crossley/Harold Elizi Danto Techwich


Ywiegh Prostheticus Episcopos Galacticus Flatgelat

Hestas Coyote Steely Dan S.Basl Timothy Sutter
Herzog Absolutum Vacuum Plenum von Kaosberg Robert Anton Wilson
Rainer Heilke Yog Shoggoth Cynthia Sheldon

Timothy Sutter

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Apr 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/30/97
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Hal Phillips wrote:


>
> Mister Sauron wrote:
>
> > Does that mean I'm the most hated person here?
>

> Nope. That's still Timothy Sutter.
> By the way, the list I'm guardian to is a list of EVERYTHING.
> The most hated people, the most liked people, the most famous, the most
> infamous, the most you-name-it... Timothy Sutter is at the top of the
> list. And Hal Phillips is #2.

I'm thrilled Hal, don't you ever belive I'm not thrilled.

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Thomas Moll

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May 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/1/97
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> Ever wonder if someone famous sometimes posted here under a
> pseudonym?

I do. Not wonder, but am famous and use a pseudonym...

--
Thomas Moll AKA Fnord http://www.odyssee.net/~fnord
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
"Back where I come from, Lion; we have men who are called heroes."
[To email reply, delete "REMOVE.SPAM." from email address"

Hal Phillips

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May 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/1/97
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Khan wrote:

> BTW, I was talking with my new girlfriend about alt.disocrdia. She
> says
> 'Shaadoe says hi.'

Tell her I said to tell you I said I'm jealous and I wanna
girlfriend.

--
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Hal Phillips
Excursions: http://www.webspan.net/~bocko/
"Don't get mad at O.J. for trying to get off, get mad at him for the
murder. We'd all try to get off."-- Chris Rock

Charles F Werner

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May 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/1/97
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Excerpts from netnews.alt.discordia: 30-Apr-97 Re: People That Post to
alt.. by Hal Phil...@webspan.net
> Prostheticus (at least, I THINK you've forgotten him)

Nope, Tim never forgets me. It's sort of like he loves me, except
for the occasional rain of insults (well at least I THINK they're
insults.) When it comes right down to it, I've been dealing with Mr.
Sutter for a year now (mygoddess, ithasbeenayear!) and it's been one of
the best times of my life. Not because of Tim, but because of everything
else. Tim's not bad though.

Prostheticus


The Beatus Ffungo

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May 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/1/97
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In article <33681E...@webspan.net>, Hal Phillips <bo...@webspan.net> wrote:

> Khan wrote:
>
> > BTW, I was talking with my new girlfriend about alt.disocrdia. She
> > says
> > 'Shaadoe says hi.'
>
> Tell her I said to tell you I said I'm jealous and I wanna
> girlfriend.

Hal wants a girlfriend
Hal wants a girlfriend
Hal wants all that stupid old shit like letters and sodas
Letters and sodas.

--
The Beatus Ffungo, Uncklypsable, Teal Lord of the Oort Cloud U.P.:up
DON'T BE A SAP - WASTE NO TIME IN TURNING ROGUE!
dar...@concentric.net

Timothy Sutter

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May 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/1/97
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The Beatus Ffungo wrote:
>
> In article <33681E...@webspan.net>, Hal Phillips <bo...@webspan.net> wrote:
>
> > Khan wrote:
> >
> > > BTW, I was talking with my new girlfriend about alt.disocrdia. She
> > > says
> > > 'Shaadoe says hi.'
> >
> > Tell her I said to tell you I said I'm jealous and I wanna
> > girlfriend.
>
> Hal wants a girlfriend
> Hal wants a girlfriend
> Hal wants all that stupid old shit like letters and sodas
> Letters and sodas.

and pizza and lovey-dovey hugs and kisses.

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http://www.erols.com/g10111s

Timothy Sutter

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May 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/1/97
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Yes Prostheticus, you're a swell guy.
Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

On a lighter note;
not many people post anymore about how ERIS gives them a stomach ache.
You remember don't you?, "Eris is in my bowels."

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The Beatus Ffungo

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May 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/1/97
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I stayed home from work today because I have a nasty stomach flu. I've had
really painful heartburn most of the afternoon too. Is that Eris fucking
with me? That's not very nice.

Timothy Sutter

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The Beatus Ffungo wrote:



> I wrote:

> > Charles F Werner wrote:

> > > Excerpts from netnews.alt.discordia: 30-Apr-97 Re: People That Post to
> > > alt.. by Hal Phil...@webspan.net
> > > > Prostheticus (at least, I THINK you've forgotten him)

> > > Nope, Tim never forgets me. It's sort of like he loves me, except
> > > for the occasional rain of insults (well at least I THINK they're
> > > insults.) When it comes right down to it, I've been dealing with Mr.
> > > Sutter for a year now (mygoddess, ithasbeenayear!) and it's been one of
> > > the best times of my life. Not because of Tim, but because of everything
> > > else. Tim's not bad though.

> > > Prostheticus

> > Yes Prostheticus, you're a swell guy.
> > Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

> > On a lighter note;
> > not many people post anymore about how ERIS gives them a stomach ache.
> > You remember don't you?, "Eris is in my bowels."

> I stayed home from work today because I have a nasty stomach flu. I've had
> really painful heartburn most of the afternoon too. Is that Eris fucking
> with me? That's not very nice.

No, it isn't. That's not very "discordian" either.


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David F Lynch

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May 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/1/97
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Hal Phillips (bo...@webspan.net) wrote:
:
: Nope. There's no need to wonder when you're already the famous
: person as it is.

Hah! You thought the last person who could positively identify you had
disappeared, had you? No, my friend, the evil demons have sent me
many unpleasant tidings that have caused fever, insomnia, and time to
check out alt.discordia.

--
Dave (not David) Lynch/Mutant Uebergeek etc./Founder, Church of Eternal Man
dfly...@homer.louisville.edu "Pauschalisierungen sind doof!" - Neil Peart
For a bad time see http://www.rlabs.com/lynch (.)(.) Please email followups
PERFECT SLACK FOREVER|ROUND THINGS ARE BORING|I'M SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

David F Lynch

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May 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/1/97
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Hal Phillips (bo...@webspan.net) wrote:
:
: Tell her I said to tell you I said I'm jealous and I wanna
: girlfriend.

How does one "girlfriend", anyway?

--
Dave (not David) Lynch/Mutant Uebergeek etc./Founder, Church of Eternal Man

dfly...@homer.louisville.edu "Ja, ja, tis weer sokken in de lucht!"- Peart

Timothy Sutter

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May 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/1/97
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Thomas Moll wrote:
>
> In article <5k8inu$t...@camel3.mindspring.com>, bi...@mindspring.com wrote:
>
> > Ever wonder if someone famous sometimes posted here under a
> > pseudonym?
>
> I do. Not wonder, but am famous and use a pseudonym...

oh yeah I forgot,

Hal's Michael Jackson

Bimp's is Henry Kissinger

Prostheticus is Teng hsia Ping

Geoff Spear is Ned Flanders

"and me, I'm lolly pop man, better known as the long haired sucker"

yawl introduce yerselves now.

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Mister Sauron

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May 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/2/97
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bi...@mindspring.com (James Calvin Smith) writes: > Ever wonder if someone famous sometimes posted here under a
> pseudonym?
> ----
>
Ever wonder if anyone not famous posted here under a pseudonym?

Hal Phillips

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The Beatus Ffungo wrote:

> Hal wants a girlfriend
> Hal wants a girlfriend
> Hal wants all that stupid old shit like letters and sodas
> Letters and sodas.

Yeah? YEAH? Yeah. Well, what are YOU doing about it.

Hal Phillips

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May 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/2/97
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Timothy Sutter wrote:

> and pizza and lovey-dovey hugs and kisses.

Oh, shut up. You can't even spell... forget it. I can't think
of a funny word to accuse you of being incapable of spelling.

Hal Phillips

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May 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/2/97
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Timothy Sutter wrote:

> How's Bubbles?

They get up my nose when I dunk my head underwater and try to
drown myself... forget it. No Bubble baths for me.

Charles F Werner

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May 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/2/97
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Excerpts from netnews.alt.discordia: 1-May-97 Re: People That Post to
alt.. by Hal Phil...@webspan.net
> Ever wonder if someone famous sometimes posted here under a
> pseudonym?

I did once. I thought, "I wonder if someone famous posts here." Then
I wondered if my ex-girlfriend is a lurker. Then I wondered if would-be
assassins from the NSA are lurking too, waiting for me to disclose my
position. Then I realize when they see the email address, they'll know
I'm at CMU and come get me! Then I usually faint.

Like I just did.

-Prostheticus

Charles F Werner

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Excerpts from netnews.alt.discordia: 1-May-97 Re: People That Post to
alt.. by Timothy Sut...@erols.com
> On a lighter note;
> not many people post anymore about how ERIS gives them a stomach ache.
> You remember don't you?, "Eris is in my bowels."

That's sort of a blessing. Bowels are boring.

On a much lighter note, the fuzzy animals bitterness header is still
around. That thing's about as old as George Burns. Oh wait, he's dead.
It's older than George Burns, and it still lives.

-Prostheticus

reid jeffrey alan

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On Fri, 2 May 1997, Charles F Werner wrote:

> Excerpts from netnews.alt.discordia: 1-May-97 Re: People That Post to

> alt.. by Hal Phil...@webspan.net
> > Ever wonder if someone famous sometimes posted here under a
> > pseudonym?
>
> I did once. I thought, "I wonder if someone famous posts here." Then
> I wondered if my ex-girlfriend is a lurker. Then I wondered if would-be
> assassins from the NSA are lurking too, waiting for me to disclose my
> position. Then I realize when they see the email address, they'll know
> I'm at CMU and come get me! Then I usually faint.
>
> Like I just did.
>
> -Prostheticus
>
>

You have no need to fear the NSA. But you should be aware that the VAP is
after you, and are probably watching your every move. You are in serious
trouble. Trust no one, and if you hear a violin, or any reference to a
violin then run for your life.

JR


Timothy Sutter

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Mister Sauron wrote:
>
> bi...@mindspring.com (James Calvin Smith) writes: > Ever wonder if someone famous sometimes posted here under a
> > pseudonym?
> > ----
> >
> Ever wonder if anyone not famous posted here under a pseudonym?


No.
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Timothy Sutter

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May 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/2/97
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Hal Phillips wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> > and pizza and lovey-dovey hugs and kisses.
>
> Oh, shut up. You can't even spell... forget it. I can't think
> of a funny word to accuse you of being incapable of spelling.

I know how to spell bureaucrat now.
I still can't seem to get Guenevier.

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Timothy Sutter

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May 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/2/97
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Hal Phillips wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
>

> > How's Bubbles?
>
> They get up my nose when I dunk my head underwater and try to
> drown myself... forget it. No Bubble baths for me.

Bubbles the Chimp, someone said you were Michael Jackson.
Can't deny it now.

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David F Lynch

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May 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/2/97
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Charles F Werner (cw...@andrew.cmu.edu) wrote:
:
: On a much lighter note, the fuzzy animals bitterness header is still


: around. That thing's about as old as George Burns. Oh wait, he's dead.
: It's older than George Burns, and it still lives.

Somebody informed the Pink Floyd newsgroup that George Burns was dead
the other week. I don't know why.

--
Dave (not David) Lynch/Mutant Uebergeek etc./Founder, Church of Eternal Man

dfly...@homer.louisville.edu/"Como un bocadillo de jamon y queso!"-N.Peart

David F Lynch

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Hal Phillips (bo...@webspan.net) wrote:
:
: Yeah? YEAH? Yeah. Well, what are YOU doing about it.

Why should HE do anything about it? I bet he's GOT a girlfriend.

--
Dave (not David) Lynch/Mutant Uebergeek etc./Founder, Church of Eternal Man

dfly...@homer.louisville.edu For a bad time see http://www.rlabs.com/lynch
"Will I end up in Jesus? Will I end up in trees?" - Wild Man Fischer -=-=-

David F Lynch

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Charles F Werner (cw...@andrew.cmu.edu) wrote:
:
: I did once. I thought, "I wonder if someone famous posts here." Then

: I wondered if my ex-girlfriend is a lurker. Then I wondered if would-be
: assassins from the NSA are lurking too, waiting for me to disclose my
: position. Then I realize when they see the email address, they'll know
: I'm at CMU and come get me! Then I usually faint.

Don't worry. The NSA doesn't bother with Freshmen.

Hal Phillips

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David F Lynch wrote:

> How does one "girlfriend", anyway?

By getting a girlfriend. The act of obtaining a girlfriend is
called girlfriending. Example:

"...so, I hit her with the wrench, and she passed out. When she
woke up, I told her that when she had ORIGINALLY gotten up, I
girlfriended her and then knocked her out again, and she must have
amnesia. Presto! Instant girlfriend!"

I've gotta remember that...

Hal Phillips

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Timothy Sutter wrote:

> I know how to spell bureaucrat now.
> I still can't seem to get Guenevier.

Guinivere.

Hal Phillips

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David F Lynch wrote:

> New list. SICKEST people here. Put me at #1. I feel miserable.

Well, I can't control whether or not you're #1; like I always
say, I don't MAKE the list, I just report it. I can, however, present
you with this list...

The Sickest People Of Alt.Discordia are...

1. Timothy Sutter
2. Hal Phillips
3. James Calvin Smith
4. Geoff Spear
5. David F Lynch
6. Stuuhh-uump
7. TarlaStar
8. The Beatus Ffungo
9. Mister Sauron

And that's the truth.

Hal Phillips

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Charles F Werner wrote:
>
> Excerpts from netnews.alt.discordia: 1-May-97 Re: People That Post to
> alt.. by Hal Phil...@webspan.net

> > Ever wonder if someone famous sometimes posted here under a
> > pseudonym?
>

> I did once. I thought, "I wonder if someone famous posts here."

I don't think you're Robert Anton Wilson anymore, but I still
think you smell bad.

Hal Phillips

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David F Lynch wrote:

> Hah! You thought the last person who could positively identify you
> had
> disappeared, had you? No, my friend, the evil demons have sent me
> many unpleasant tidings that have caused fever, insomnia, and time to
> check out alt.discordia.

I'll them that you're Robert Anton Wilson if you tell them that
I'm Michael Jackson.

Hal Phillips

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Timothy Sutter wrote:

> Bubbles the Chimp, someone said you were Michael Jackson.
> Can't deny it now.

Why would I deny something like that? I AM Michael Jackson, and
I have always BEEN Michael Jackson.

Timothy Sutter

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May 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/3/97
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Hal Phillips wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> > I know how to spell bureaucrat now.
> > I still can't seem to get Guenevier.
>
> Guinivere.

that doesn't look right, sure it's not Guenevere?

anyway Hal, this business of not cross posting and bein' a
generaL all purpose pain in the ass is wearing thin.

--
http://www.erols.com/g10111s

Timothy Sutter

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Hal Phillips wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
>

> > Bubbles the Chimp, someone said you were Michael Jackson.
> > Can't deny it now.
>
> Why would I deny something like that? I AM Michael Jackson, and
> I have always BEEN Michael Jackson.

you went too far on the nose.
but then you always were off the wall.

--
http://www.erols.com/g10111s

Thomas Moll

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May 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/3/97
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In article <336AE2...@webspan.net>, Hal Phillips <bo...@webspan.net> wrote:

> David F Lynch wrote:
>
> > Hah! You thought the last person who could positively identify you
> > had
> > disappeared, had you? No, my friend, the evil demons have sent me
> > many unpleasant tidings that have caused fever, insomnia, and time to
> > check out alt.discordia.
>
> I'll them that you're Robert Anton Wilson if you tell them that
> I'm Michael Jackson.

The one on the Simpsons maybe...

--
Thomas Moll AKA Fnord http://www.odyssee.net/~fnord
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
"Back where I come from, Lion; we have men who are called heroes."
[To email reply, delete "REMOVE.SPAM." from email address"

Timothy Sutter

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Hal Phillips wrote:
>
> David F Lynch wrote:
>

> > New list. SICKEST people here. Put me at #1. I feel miserable.
>
> Well, I can't control whether or not you're #1; like I always
> say, I don't MAKE the list, I just report it. I can, however, present
> you with this list...
>
> The Sickest People Of Alt.Discordia are...
>
> 1. Timothy Sutter
> 2. Hal Phillips
> 3. James Calvin Smith
> 4. Geoff Spear
> 5. David F Lynch
> 6. Stuuhh-uump

> 7. RevLurch


> 8. The Beatus Ffungo
> 9. Mister Sauron
>
> And that's the truth.

yer list is slow, stumpie is now the kinder gentler aramcheck.

and if you gotta put a slack in there, put lurch in there.
he eats mexicans.

--
http://www.erols.com/g10111s

Thomas Moll

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In article <336AE1...@webspan.net>, Hal Phillips <bo...@webspan.net> wrote:

> Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> > I know how to spell bureaucrat now.
> > I still can't seem to get Guenevier.
>
> Guinivere.

Try Guinevere...

Christopher Maikisch

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Timothy Sutter (g10...@erols.com.nosale) wrote:

: Hal Phillips wrote:
: > Timothy Sutter wrote:
: > > and pizza and lovey-dovey hugs and kisses.

: > Oh, shut up. You can't even spell... forget it. I can't think
: > of a funny word to accuse you of being incapable of spelling.
: I know how to spell bureaucrat now.

: I still can't seem to get Guenevier.
I'm still here, but I'm not sure I count. I also waited way too long to
followup on this thread, and my reply no longer makes sense. Like it did
in the first place. Did it. Uhn...
In any case, if more people stopped not posting to alt.discordia, what do
you think would happen?
Is one of you the squirrel with the accordian? I'm not so sure he's
famous, but he is talented and amusing, no matter what everyone else
thought.
FOOT
Nix!
--
[ Christopher Maikisch ] >>> Repeal the First Law of Thermodynamics <<<
[ Weird, Crafty, & ] += Pherrit by nature, if not by choice =+
[ Marginally Sane. ] ******* Hail Eris! All hail Discordia! *******
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Flat Gelat

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In article <5kdhg6$q...@news2.zippo.com>, dfly...@homer.louisville.edu
(David F Lynch) writes:

....Dear D.E.A.

I promise there will be no more "Orchard" stories.

I have taken the N.O.R.M.L. link off my web page.

In future, please ignore me..
..so that i can smoke in Peace.

Regards, Flat

Flatulus Gelatinus
Order of Ancient & Avoided Flatulatti.
Order of Goddess Goosers, Liddy Cabal.
Ralph M'Botu Kitaj Lives!

http://members.aol.com/flatgelat/index.html

Timothy Sutter

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Thomas Moll wrote:
>
> In article <336AE1...@webspan.net>, Hal Phillips <bo...@webspan.net> wrote:
>
> > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> >

> > > I know how to spell bureaucrat now.
> > > I still can't seem to get Guenevier.
> >

> > Guinivere.
>
> Try Guinevere...

anyway, it's a nice name. that's the one .

--
http://www.erols.com/g10111s

Timothy Sutter

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May 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/3/97
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Christopher Maikisch wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter (g10...@erols.com.nosale) wrote:
> : Hal Phillips wrote:
> : > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> : > > and pizza and lovey-dovey hugs and kisses.
> : > Oh, shut up. You can't even spell... forget it. I can't think
> : > of a funny word to accuse you of being incapable of spelling.

> : I know how to spell bureaucrat now.


> : I still can't seem to get Guenevier.

> I'm still here, but I'm not sure I count. I also waited way too long to
> followup on this thread, and my reply no longer makes sense. Like it did
> in the first place. Did it. Uhn...
> In any case, if more people stopped not posting to alt.discordia, what do
> you think would happen?
> Is one of you the squirrel with the accordian? I'm not so sure he's
> famous, but he is talented and amusing, no matter what everyone else
> thought.
> FOOT
> Nix!

I've lost the post with the list on it,
post to it, put your name on it,
easy as that, done.
sort of like a cast on a broken back.
just sign it.

--
http://www.erols.com/g10111s

David F Lynch

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Hal Phillips (bo...@webspan.net) wrote:
: I don't think you're Robert Anton Wilson anymore, but I still
: think you smell bad.

RAW would pose as a SOPHOMORE at CMU, at least. And he smells like
licorice. That's not bad.

David F Lynch

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Thomas Moll (R...@technologist.REMOVE.SPAM.com) wrote:
:
: Try Guinevere...

An excellend suggestion. She was GREAT! Anyone for a daquiri?

--
Dave (not David) Lynch/Mutant Uebergeek etc./Founder, Church of Eternal Man
dfly...@homer.louisville.edu For a bad time see http://www.rlabs.com/lynch

"I got on the Internet and found them FUCKING MY DOGS!"- Ivan Stang -=-=-=-

David F Lynch

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Hal Phillips (bo...@webspan.net) wrote:
:
: Well, I can't control whether or not you're #1; like I always

: say, I don't MAKE the list, I just report it. I can, however, present
: you with this list...
:
: The Sickest People Of Alt.Discordia are...
:
: 1. Timothy Sutter

That is such a load of shit. What, does he have CANCER or something?
In FACT, this look a LOT like your "top 10 posters to alt.discordia"
list. HEY, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND START MAKING SOME DIFFERENT LISTS,
ALREADY!

OK, here's one: Most Proficient In Foreign Languages People in Alt.Discordia.
Go.

--
Dave (not David) Lynch/Mutant Uebergeek etc./Founder, Church of Eternal Man

dfly...@homer.louisville.edu/"There's vomit all over my pants!"-Neil Peart
For a bad time see http://www.rlabs.com/lynch (.)(.) Please email followups

David F Lynch

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aramchek (cuthulu@nospam_rlabs.com) wrote:
:
: God is punishing you, and you deserve it. May your medicine curdle in your
: stomach.

Thanks, I feel better already.

--
Dave (not David) Lynch/Mutant Uebergeek etc./Founder, Church of Eternal Man

dfly...@homer.louisville.edu For a bad time see http://www.rlabs.com/lynch
"?Quien ofrecerase a ser jodido de puno en nombre de Ciencia?" - Neil Peart

David F Lynch

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Hal Phillips (bo...@webspan.net) wrote:
:
: I'll them that you're Robert Anton Wilson if you tell them that
: I'm Michael Jackson.

Sure thing, Michael.

--
Dave (not David) Lynch/Mutant Uebergeek etc./Founder, Church of Eternal Man

dfly...@homer.louisville.edu/FILLER/"Bebi demasiado limonada!"- Neil Peart
For a bad time see http://www.rlabs.com/lynch (.)(.) Please email followups

Hal Phillips

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Thomas Moll wrote:
>
> In article <336AE1...@webspan.net>, Hal Phillips
> <bo...@webspan.net> wrote:
> >

> > Guinivere.
>
> Try Guinevere...

You're right. I'm wrong. You can have anything that is mine to
give. Just name it.

Hal Phillips

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Timothy Sutter wrote:

> anyway Hal, this business of not cross posting and bein' a
> generaL all purpose pain in the ass is wearing thin.

Urg? Whaddaya mean? It's not business; I just don't
cross-post. Just like I don't fuck five-year-old boys. It's a thing I
generally don't like to do.

Hal Phillips

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David F Lynch wrote:

> Why should HE do anything about it? I bet he's GOT a girlfriend.

Hey, the poor bastard's got a WIFE. But he'd be happy if I got
a chica. Wouldn't you, The Beatus? THAT'S why he should do something
about it.
Any luck with you?

Hal Phillips

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Timothy Sutter wrote:

> you went too far on the nose.

Really... y'think? Damn. Now I'll have to have it enlarged
again.

Hal Phillips

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Timothy Sutter wrote:

> yer list is slow, stumpie is now the kinder gentler aramcheck.

They count separately. The list is based on names. Remember
when you were on there over a dozen times, just because all of your
pseudonyms posted a lot?
Anyway, Stuuhh-uump is one the list, and aramchek isn't.
That'll probably change, though. Aramchek has BEEN on the list, but
nobody's bothered to ask me for it in that time.

> and if you gotta put a slack in there, put lurch in there.

I don't DECIDE. Besides, RevLurch hardly ever shows up in this
group. If you'd like, you can just adopt his name as a pseudonym and
post about twenty messages; he'll shoot right on to the list.

Timothy Sutter

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Hal Phillips wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> > yer list is slow, stumpie is now the kinder gentler aramcheck.
>
> They count separately. The list is based on names. Remember
> when you were on there over a dozen times, just because all of your
> pseudonyms posted a lot?

the only reason I ever posted under suedonyms was because snotty people
kept telling me they were killfiling me.
I'd say, "fine, but can't you just do it without telling me?"
Why do you feel the need to tell me that you're killfiling me?
this is just an attempt to be insulting.
So I would change my name and tell them to fuck off.

I don't do that anymore because I feel the point has been made.

I don't give a fuck if you killfile me, but just do it,
don't try to be insulting about it.


--
http://www.erols.com/g10111s

Timothy Sutter

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May 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/4/97
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Hal Phillips wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
>

> > anyway Hal, this business of not cross posting and bein' a
> > generaL all purpose pain in the ass is wearing thin.
>
> Urg? Whaddaya mean? It's not business; I just don't
> cross-post. Just like I don't fuck five-year-old boys. It's a thing I
> generally don't like to do.

bogus.

--
http://www.erols.com/g10111s

Timothy Sutter

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May 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/4/97
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Hal Phillips wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
>

> > you went too far on the nose.
>
> Really... y'think? Damn. Now I'll have to have it enlarged
> again.

too late.

--
http://www.erols.com/g10111s

GoMcC

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May 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/4/97
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Hal Phillips wrote:
Hey, the poor bastard's got a WIFE. But he'd be happy if I got
a chica. Wouldn't you, The Beatus? THAT'S why he should do something
about it.

Any man who chooses a wife that makes him a poor bastard has poor
judgement.
Will you go on please

Ms. DeeMenTed
Keepr of the SakRed Hops (hop hop wne the little green dog one day)
Super Wise Crisco Boy (Less fat content than a grandma on lard)
T.O.C.D.


Charles F Werner

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Excerpts from netnews.alt.discordia: 3-May-97 Re: People That Post to
alt.. by David F Ly...@homer.loui
> Hal Phillips (bo...@webspan.net) wrote:
> : I don't think you're Robert Anton Wilson anymore, but I still
> : think you smell bad.
>
> RAW would pose as a SOPHOMORE at CMU, at least. And he smells like
> licorice. That's not bad.

Licorice? I hate licorice. One more reason that I can not be Robert
Anton Wilson. Besides, Robert Anton Wilson wouldn't know when my
birthday is. And I know when my birthday is. One more reason that I can
not be RAW.

-Prostheticus

Hal Phillips

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Thomas Moll wrote:

> The one on the Simpsons maybe...

Who says I can't be both?

The Beatus Ffungo

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May 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/5/97
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In article <336C20...@webspan.net>, Hal Phillips <bo...@webspan.net> wrote:

> David F Lynch wrote:
>
> > Why should HE do anything about it? I bet he's GOT a girlfriend.
>

> Hey, the poor bastard's got a WIFE. But he'd be happy if I got
> a chica. Wouldn't you, The Beatus? THAT'S why he should do something
> about it.

Too right, I'd be happy for you, but short of getting a sex change &
nailing you, there's little I can do about it directly. I'd recommend more
gold chains. Oh - and swearing a lot. Chicks dig that. Cal them "baby" and
"sugar" all the time, and they they start discussing a serious topic, say
"Whoooa! Ain't that a little heavy for your pretty little head, tootsie?"
They'll love you for it. Really.

--
The Beatus Ffungo, Uncklypsable, Teal Lord of the Oort Cloud U.P.:up
DON'T BE A SAP - WASTE NO TIME IN TURNING ROGUE!
dar...@concentric.net

Hal Phillips

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David F Lynch wrote:

> That is such a load of shit. What, does he have CANCER or something?

I don't know; I'M not the one who makes the list. The list
tells me that he's the sickest person in alt.discordia.

> In FACT, this look a LOT like your "top 10 posters to alt.discordia"
> list.

It IS. It's the SAME. I SAID that the list I'm responsible for
guarding serves EVERY purpose in alt.discordia. It's Most Liked, Most
Hated, Most Voluminous, Most Annoying, Prettiest, Sexiest, Baddest
Mother Fucker... you name it, this list lists it.

> HEY, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND START MAKING SOME DIFFERENT LISTS,
> ALREADY!

I have never made a SINGLE alt.discordia list in my life, sir.
I don't know where this list comes from; I just GET the list, and I'm
responsible for HAVING the list. I share it with people when they ask
me to. I don't control it, however. It's objective, because it's not
made by humans; it simply IS.

> OK, here's one: Most Proficient In Foreign Languages People in
> Alt.Discordia.
> Go.

Okay...

1. Timothy Sutter
2. Hal Phillips
3. James Calvin Smith
4. Geoff Spear
5. David F Lynch
6. Stuuhh-uump

7. TarlaStar
8. reid jeffrey alan
9. The Beatus Ffungo
10. }}:-->
11. aramchek

And that's the truth. Did you get my tape?

Mister Sauron

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> > OK, here's one: Most Proficient In Foreign Languages People in
> > Alt.Discordia.
> > Go.
>
> Okay...
>
> 1. Timothy Sutter
> 2. Hal Phillips
> 3. James Calvin Smith
> 4. Geoff Spear
> 5. David F Lynch
> 6. Stuuhh-uump
> 7. TarlaStar
> 8. reid jeffrey alan
> 9. The Beatus Ffungo
> 10. }}:-->
> 11. aramchek
>

Don't my five years of german count at all?

Jeff X. Mink

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May 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/5/97
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Hal Phillips wrote:
>
> It IS. It's the SAME. I SAID that the list I'm responsible for
> guarding serves EVERY purpose in alt.discordia. It's Most Liked, Most
> Hated, Most Voluminous, Most Annoying, Prettiest, Sexiest, Baddest
> Mother Fucker... you name it, this list lists it.

It's obviously NOT the Sexiest poster to alt.discordia, because my name
doesn't fill the first nine slots.
--

Mentally Yours,

Jeff Mink
Emperor of the Universe
Scourge of the Galaxy
High Priest of the Church of Harmonic Chaos

(http://www.azlink.com/~jxmink/)

The Beatus Ffungo

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In article <5kakts$a...@news2.zippo.com>, dfly...@homer.louisville.edu wrote:

> Hal Phillips (bo...@webspan.net) wrote:
> :
> : Nope. That's still Timothy Sutter.
> : By the way, the list I'm guardian to is a list of EVERYTHING.
> : The most hated people, the most liked people, the most famous, the most
> : infamous, the most you-name-it... Timothy Sutter is at the top of the
> : list. And Hal Phillips is #2.
>
> New list. SICKEST people here. Put me at #1. I feel miserable.

My digestive disorder seems to have cleared up. Dave wins.

John

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Riding on the coat tails of that nice Mr. Sutter I note that -

>People That Post to alt.discordia
>
>Mister Sauron
>Bimp
>The Beatus Ffungo
>Rainer Heilke (retired)
>Yog Shoggoth (retired)
>Cynthia Sheldon (retired)
>Kristin Buxton
>Hal Phillips
>Matt Alexander
>John Campbell
>Ayla
>John (semi retired)
>Scott 'Spoon
>Prostheticus
>Episcopos Galacticus
>Flatgelat
>Hestas Coyote
>Steely Dan
>Herzog Absolutum Vacuum Plenum von Kaosberg (retired)
>aramcheck
>Lynch
>Geoff Spear
>Thomas Harden (occasionally)
>Techwich (retired)

There I am at No.12, but in semi-retirement, which gives me a dumb
excuse to say 'I coulda been a contender ..sob ..sob ..sob'. You see
there is method (acting) in my madness.
--
John, Purple Lord of the Oort Cloud
----
"All would be well. All would be heavenly -
If the damned would only stay damned."
- Charles Fort

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ALL HAIL ERIS

Hal Phillips

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The Beatus Ffungo wrote:

> Oh - and swearing a lot. Chicks dig that. Cal them "baby" and
> "sugar" all the time, and they they start discussing a serious topic,
> say
> "Whoooa! Ain't that a little heavy for your pretty little head,
> tootsie?"
> They'll love you for it. Really.

I did that, and all of a sudden, there were girls ALL OVER me.
Now, I'm not a virgin, I have 56 stupid girlfriends, and... I dunno.
This had humour potential in it, but I totally squandered it. Poor
delivery.

Hal Phillips

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May 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/6/97
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David F Lynch wrote:

> I think you're just trying to duck responsibility for your own words
> by hiding behind some kind of schizophrenic/"Divine Revelation"
> barrier. Be a MAN, Hal. Be a KLUG-MAN!

I'm not trying to duck responsibility; I'm just trying to be
funny and tell lies.

> : And that's the truth. Did you get my tape?
>
> Yes, I did. Neat, although I can't bring myself to take Magma out of
> my CD player.

Radical! Dude, y'gotta e-mail me a thousand-page long essay
about what you thought, especially about the Flaming Lips side of the
tape... I LOVE hearing other people's opinions of music I like!

Hal Phillips

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May 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/6/97
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Jeff X. Mink wrote:

> It's obviously NOT the Sexiest poster to alt.discordia,
> because my name
> doesn't fill the first nine slots.

Unfortunately, Jeff, that's the way it is... Timothy Sutter is
still #1, which makes him the Sexiest poster to alt.discordia. I'm
sorry; maybe next time.

Hal Phillips

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Mister Sauron wrote:

> Don't my five years of german count at all?

They count; they just don't count enough to get you into the top
11 Most Proficient In Foreign Languages People In Alt.Discordia. And at
the time of that posting, only the top eleven were listed on the list I
maintain.
The list is revised several times daily. Ask me to repost it
any time; I'll always be more than happy to do so.

Jeff X. Mink

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Hal Phillips wrote:
>
> I did that, and all of a sudden, there were girls ALL OVER me.
> Now, I'm not a virgin, I have 56 stupid girlfriends, and... I dunno.
> This had humour potential in it, but I totally squandered it. Poor
> delivery.

One of the great things about newsgroups is that you can go back and
delete what you have written if you feel it needs editing. That way,
things like poor delivery aren't a problem, because you can fix it. By
making full use of the tools available to you, you can become a lot more
effective in any endeavor.

Jeff X. Mink

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David F Lynch wrote:

>
> Jeff X. Mink (jxm...@azlink.com) wrote:
> :
> : It's obviously NOT the Sexiest poster to alt.discordia, because my name
> : doesn't fill the first nine slots.
>
> Are you nine people? I don't think so.

No, but I'm sexy enough to get nine slots.

> Erisiana said I had nice legs, though. So there.

Great. We'll put you in around number 5, then.

Hal Phillips

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May 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/7/97
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David F Lynch wrote:

> Erisiana said I had nice legs, though. So there.

The night before you got there, she grabbed my ass. And Paul
grabbed Heidi's ass. So THERE.

--
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Hal Phillips
"What's with his kisses anyway? The first girl he kisses is now a
candle, the other one a guppy."

Geoff Spear

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May 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/7/97
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In article <336EE8...@azlink.com>, "Jeff X. Mink" <jxm...@azlink.com> wrote:
: One of the great things about newsgroups is that you can go back and

: delete what you have written if you feel it needs editing. That way,
: things like poor delivery aren't a problem, because you can fix it. By
: making full use of the tools available to you, you can become a lot more
: effective in any endeavor.

but that would ruin the freshness of his posts; editing and revision
destroy the art behind the post.

plus it would ruin the ego boost he gets by knowing he posts more
worthless crap to this newsgroup than anyone but sutter.

(ok, i've given up on the all-postitive posting and killfiled
both of them... sue me.)
--
geoff spear | Please do not use this post
http://www.pitt.edu/~ghsst6/ | as toilet tissue.

Hal Phillips

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Jeff X. Mink wrote to Dave Lynch:

> Great. We'll put you in around number 5, then.

Actually, he's number 3. Geoff Spear is number 5 now.

Hal Phillips

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David F Lynch wrote:

> I have way too much music to be able to consider ably. Just this week
> I got in Robert Wyatt's "Donestan", Magma's "Reims 1976" (a 3CD set),
> "Live", and "Attahk", Gentle Giant's "The Power And The Glory",
> Thinking
> Plague's "In This Life", Can's "Unlimited Edition", Tortoise's
> "Millions
> Now Living Will Never Die", Bruce Fowler's "Ants Can Count", Frank
> Zappa's
> "Trance Fusion", PLUS your tape.

Yeah, but I've GOTTA KNOW what you think of PiL and the Flips!
By the way, speaking of Can, do you have TAGO MAGO? I want to
hear them, but especially that album. And speaking of Frank Zappa, I've
never heard of that one... is that a bootleg? It's not on Rykodisc, is
it?

Hal Phillips

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David F Lynch wrote:

> Now I'm pissed at her for NOT grabbing my ass. Nein so was.

Hey, it's okay. I was pissed when she DID.

Geoff Spear

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In article <5knjvh$m...@news2.zippo.com>, dfly...@homer.louisville.edu wrote:
: The truth is funnier than lies.

bullshit. some of LIES' drawings in rev X and the book of the subgenius
are a lot funnier than any so-called "true" things.

Mister Sauron

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It's amazing how a list of people proficient in foreign languages
can evolve into a discussion of people grabbing otyher people's asses.

Also, remember the tenth commandment...
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house <HACK> nor his ass <HACK>.

Geoff Spear

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In article <5kt4h0$i...@news1-alterdial.uu.net>, Mister Sauron
<sau...@cynet.net.spam.filter> wrote:
: It's amazing how a list of people proficient in foreign languages

: can evolve into a discussion of people grabbing otyher people's asses.

who cares about your opinion? you're not nearly as proficient in foreign
languages as the rest of us, so you shouldn't even be posting to this
thread.

: Also, remember the tenth commandment...

: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house <HACK> nor his ass <HACK>.

there are only five commandments, and none of them mention my neighbor's ass.

Mister Sauron

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May 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/9/97
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ghs...@pop.pitt.edu (Geoff Spear) writes: > In article <5kt4h0$i...@news1-alterdial.uu.net>, Mister Sauron

> <sau...@cynet.net.spam.filter> wrote:
> : It's amazing how a list of people proficient in foreign languages
> : can evolve into a discussion of people grabbing otyher people's asses.
>
> who cares about your opinion? you're not nearly as proficient in foreign
> languages as the rest of us, so you shouldn't even be posting to this
> thread.

DU SCHEISSKERL!!!!! LECK MICH AM ARSCH!!!!!

Mister Sauron

Mister Sauron

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May 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/9/97
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dfly...@homer.louisville.edu (David F Lynch) writes: > Jeff X. Mink (jxm...@azlink.com) wrote:
> :
> : No, but I'm sexy enough to get nine slots.
>
> But you could only use one at a time. Anything over a mouthful is wasted.
>
> : Great. We'll put you in around number 5, then.
>
> Number nine.. number nine..
>
Hmmmmm..... 9..... as in 3^2.... hmmmm.......

Timothy Sutter

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May 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/9/97
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Thomas Moll wrote:

cough cough.

sorry about that Chief.

Max, 99, Hymie, Sigfried, the Claw, Timothy Sutter,
Thomas Moll, Bimp, Geoff Spear, Aramcheck...etc...


Thomas Moll

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May 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/9/97
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In article <336688...@erols.com.nosale>, g10...@erols.com.nosale wrote:

> Who have I forgotten?

<cough, cough>

--
Thomas Moll AKA Fnord http://www.odyssee.net/~fnord
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
"Back where I come from, Lion; we have men who are called heroes."
[To email reply, delete "REMOVE.SPAM." from email address"

Geoff Spear

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In article <5ku834$e...@news1-alterdial.uu.net>, Mister Sauron
<sau...@cynet.net.spam.filter> wrote:
: DU SCHEISSKERL!!!!! LECK MICH AM ARSCH!!!!!

that's obviously meaningless gibberish since i'm much more proficient in
foreign languages than you are, yet i don't know any foreign langauges so
you therefore cannot know any foreign langauges. sorry, hal doesn't make
up the list, it's given to him by the Men In Black or some other Conspiracy
people who are exploiting his pinkness to try to destroy this newsgroup.

Hal Phillips

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May 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/10/97
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David F Lynch wrote:
>
> Jeff X. Mink (jxm...@azlink.com) wrote:
> :
> : Great. We'll put you in around number 5, then.
>
> Number nine.. number nine..

Number three. Geoff Spear is number five, and }}:--> is number
nine.

Hal Phillips

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May 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/10/97
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David F Lynch wrote:

> I don't have Tago Mago.

Damn. Damn damn damn.

> I'm still working on the PiL and Flips.

Rad. I gotta hear what you think. I gotta know if you can hear
the Beefheart and Can influences that allegedly exist in PiL. I gotta
know if you can see swirling luminescent sounds coming out of the
speakers when you listen to the Lips.

> and Trance Fusion is an album that's going to be released but isn't
> yet.

So I guess you have a bootleg, then. Do you know when it's
going to be released? Or is Rykodisc just gonna put out a dozen more
compilations?

Hal Phillips

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TarlaStar wrote:

> Is this in any particular order? If so, I wanna know just how many
> languages each of the people ABOVE me speak, 'cause *I* am a
> multilingual mutherfucker!

It's in a particular order, but that order doesn't mean
anything. He asked for the Most Proficient In Foreign Languages People
In Alt.Discordia list, so he got it; if he had asked for the
Alt.Discordians With The Most Chartreuse Tentacles list, it would've
been the same. That one list is a list of EVERYTHING in alt.discordia.
And by the way, I'm terribly sorry to inform you that you've
plummeted on the Most Proficient In Foreign Languages People In
Alt.Discordia list: from number seven in the post you responded to, to
number fourteen as of right now. You can use this to your advantage,
though. Be creative. For instance, ask for the list of People Who Are
Dumber Than TarlaStar or something. The list can be ANYthing...

Mister Sauron

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ghs...@pop.pitt.edu (Geoff Spear) writes: > In article <5ku834$e...@news1-alterdial.uu.net>, Mister Sauron

Deinen Hoden einschrumphen Moment ist wertlos!!! Du hast ein Bose alter
als Mann geanruft!!! Alter als altbecken Brote!!!


Mister Sauron

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