i wish
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> In article <1enyn8n.ba2r6c169o06kN%que...@cansandjars.org>,
> que...@cansandjars.org (The Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote:
> > headkase <head...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> >
> > > In article <Y3_c6.1273$m26.2...@news.uswest.net>,
> > > "Abbess Abyss" <abbes...@uswest.net> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "CmarkB" <c-b...@staff.uiuc.edu> wrote in message
> > > > news:3A745DD3...@staff.uiuc.edu...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Abbess Abyss wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > -that my gas stove wasn't SENTIENT and EVIL, waiting 'til I
> have
> > > the
> > > > matches
> > > > > > IN MY HAND before it "decides" to light, after all
> > > > > >
> > > > > > -that my roomate would QUIT turning the thermostat down to SUB
> > > ARCTIC
> > > > LEVELS
> > > > > > so I wouldn't have to HUDDLE in the kitchen near the stove at
> 4
> > > a.m. in
> > > > the
> > > > > > first place
> > > > > >
> > > > > > WONDER WHAT ALL THE "SINGLE" PEOPLE ARE DOING NOW
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Just get into the thermostat and bend the mercury switch and
> > > > > thermometer brackets to where you want 'em. I do it all the
> time.
> > > >
> > > > lol; can't cheat him, though. Not because I'm a caring, devoted
> > > > closet-traditionalist female who will accomodate his comfort, but
> > > because if
> > > > I don't, he'll do the mercury switch bending trick on me,
> instead, and
> > > > things have a way of escalating around here.
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
> > > it is not good that your male flatmate is a thermostat nazi..
> > >
> > > there are two ways i have found to get control of men...
> > >
> > > A. to be the physical manifestation of their fantasy woman
> > >
> > > or the one i prefer
> > >
> > > B. to scare them fucking stupid...
> > >
> > > either or you will soon gain control of the thermostat
> >
> > you disturb me.
> >
> i disturb me.
as well you should. it would appear that something's seriously wrong
with you.
headkase
appearances make great illusions............dont you think?
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Rev. Syung Myung Me
For a minute I went "Holy fucking shit, headkase actually went a post spelling
everything right! And using more or less good grammar!" but then I noticed
"dont"... the word is "don't". Apostrophes are your friend, as long as you
don't put them in stupid ass places, like on plurals.. what the fuck is up
with that anyway?
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http://listen.to/TODCRA
http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions
http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com
"If you hate supermarket music, then
start making supermarket music"
-- The Residents
Yeah.
rented dentures
I take it that the rationing of periods has been lifted in your
sector. I suggest you celebrate with a can of beefaroni.
BELCH
JungleAcid
>appearances make great illusions............dont you think?
just ask paddington bear. that sexy stud.
--
JA15x6,2
headkase
Rev. Syung Myung Me
Dude, I don't marry other guys.
headkase
i before e except after c,
and there is a difference between there, thier and the're
but do i care?
hk
headkase
why does nobody believe i is girl,
am i really that butch?
sigh
i guess hard core aussie girls are
a bit of a rarity on usenet,
maybe its the nic,
but fuck who said headkase was gender orientated,
now i is confused and will read all replies with implied respect..
headkase
>
> --
> -----
> Rev. Syung Myung Me - Moogian Clench
> http://listen.to/TODCRA
> http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions
> http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com
> "If you hate supermarket music, then
> start making supermarket music"
> -- The Residents
> Yeah.
>
Rev. Syung Myung Me
Yeah... "there" is a real word, whereas "thier" and "the're" are NOT.
Rev. Syung Myung Me
The Australian ruse is wearing thin as well, dude.
rented dentures
lling
>>> everything right! And using more or less good grammar!" but then I
>>noticed
>>> "dont"... the word is "don't". Apostrophes are your friend, as long
>>as you
>>> don't put them in stupid ass places, like on plurals.. what the fuck
>>is up
>>> with that anyway?
>>>
>>
>>i before e except after c,
>>and there is a difference between there, thier and the're
>>
>>but do i care?
>
>Yeah... "there" is a real word, whereas "thier" and "the're" are NOT.
thot whereas was a real word. And floccinaucinilahiliapilification.
mushrat's not. But I use it anyway.
headkase
keel...@plu.edu wrote:
> On Tue, 30 Jan 2001 00:37:26 GMT, headkase said:
> >In article <slrn97c09u.3v...@c78197-a.sttln1.wa.home.com>,
> > keel...@plu.edu wrote:
> >> On Mon, 29 Jan 2001 23:31:39 GMT, headkase said:
i will telll you why this buggs me
this buggs me because when it suits certain webbies
out there they tell me they know where i live,
and they will post my name address back to me
theres your proof go find it
im not afraid....
headkase
> --
> -----
> Rev. Syung Myung Me - Moogian Clench
> http://listen.to/TODCRA
> http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions
> http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com
> "If you hate supermarket music, then
> start making supermarket music"
> -- The Residents
> Yeah.
>
CmarkB
GIFS!!
illuminatrix
"headkase" <head...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:9552c5$rms$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
>
> why does nobody believe i is girl,
> am i really that butch?
> sigh
> i guess hard core aussie girls are
> a bit of a rarity on usenet,
> maybe its the nic,
> but fuck who said headkase was gender orientated,
> now i is confused and will read all replies with implied respect..
>
> headkase
i'm not losing any sleep over this or anything but i'm kind of curious about
your anti fan club headkase. in the relatively short time i've noticed you
posting here i've detected no blatant idiocy on your part that would explain
it. are these people baggage that you brought with you from some other
newsgroup where you were a bad girl?
rev i
The Queen of Cans and Jars
you could've picked any one of about a thousand other appearances that
come across as a whole lot less creepily pathetic...don't you think?
Artemia Salina
> why does nobody believe i is girl,
I do, I guess.
> am i really that butch?
Nope.
> sigh
> i guess hard core aussie girls are
> a bit of a rarity on usenet,
Could be. I haven't run the numbers yet.
> maybe its the nic,
AH HA!
> but fuck who said headkase was gender orientated,
It ain't a case of it being gender oriented per se. It's just
that lotsa guys like to call themselves crazy cuz its
macho (party commandos, biting the necks offa beer bottles,
'pelican drinking', and wotnot).
I get the same thing in reverse with my name. I guess it sounds
kinda girly cuz everyone thinks I post in a mink stole. (waiting
for rented dentures to chime in here) I didn't have that prollum
when I posted as Mondo Cribdeath. Go figger.
Rev. Syung Myung Me
Look, burden of proof is on your side, buddy, NOT MINE.
headkase
so am i ( curious at the anti fan club)
at first i thought they were making life interesting
but now i think i am being trolled
either or
its a pointless argument isnt it,
its not like i am going to post my photo
so they have a pic to jerk off over...
hk
headkase
Artemia Salina <y...@sheayright.com> wrote:
> headkase wrote:
>
> > why does nobody believe i is girl,
>
> I do, I guess.
>
> > am i really that butch?
>
> Nope.
>
> > sigh
> > i guess hard core aussie girls are
> > a bit of a rarity on usenet,
>
> Could be. I haven't run the numbers yet.
>
> > maybe its the nic,
>
> AH HA!
>
> > but fuck who said headkase was gender orientated,
>
> It ain't a case of it being gender oriented per se. It's just
> that lotsa guys like to call themselves crazy cuz its
> macho (party commandos, biting the necks offa beer bottles,
> 'pelican drinking', and wotnot).
>
> I get the same thing in reverse with my name.
guilty as accused, and i will tell you why, its because Artemia sounds
like a Roman Goddess to me, but i sat back and read more then worked
out you were a guy, but i did wonder if you were gay, not that there is
anything wrong with that.
headkase.
Rev. Syung Myung Me
I told you, I'm not into guys, OK?
Rev. Syung Myung Me
Just so you know, I'm not going to say anything to that. Just lettin'
you know.
headkase
ok
bat to ball
how the fuck did i insult you?
rented dentures
don't have any chimes. Ex-wife took 'em.
And the thermometer that looks like an apple.
Still got the alpenhorn.
Dan Nelson
Don't mind queenie. She's just very...uh...direct. Which I tend to
like.
FWIW, you don't seem creepily pathetic to me. Well, at least, no more
so than most of the rest of us.
--
Dan Nelson
Procurator of Lids and Seals for the Royal Court of Cans and Jars
Her majesty the Queen, presiding
MHM 27x20
Dan Nelson
Hmmm. Long ago I posted as several nicks until I settled on Apocolyptic
Aardvark. Then Apocolyptic Platypus, Apocolyptic Armadillo, then
Aardvarkk, and finally my own name. People considered me to be a goofy
fucker through all of them. Gender never seemed to enter into it at any
point. <shrug>
The Queen of Cans and Jars
you didn't exactly insult me...it's just that after watching you try to
make googoo eyes at tim sutter, and then reading your above comments
about controlling men, i feel compelled to tell you that you creep me
right out.
people who act as if they're pleased to live their lives as manipulative
fuckheads *always* creep me out...and if it's just a pose to get
attention, so much the worse. that you would want anyone to believe
something like that about you is, i think, more reprehensible than
actually just *being* that way.
The Queen of Cans and Jars
i love you too, daniel.
> FWIW, you don't seem creepily pathetic to me. Well, at least, no more
> so than most of the rest of us.
clealy, sir, don't get around much anymore.
CmarkB
I thought that for a bit, until I remembered brine shrimp.
Don't sweat it, hk, those losers picking on you don't know one way or
another, same as the rest of us. You could always put your snapshot on
ABS if you want. Wouldn't really prove much, but then we'd know how you
wanted to be thought of.
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
"The Queen of Cans and Jars" <que...@cansandjars.org> wrote in message
news:1eo1doe.11iouksibtgzwN%que...@cansandjars.org...
I * just* love to hear the opinions of middle-aged white women..
Always sooo insightful & Cleaver-like.
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
Dan Nelson
<g>
> > FWIW, you don't seem creepily pathetic to me. Well, at least, no more
> > so than most of the rest of us.
>
> clealy, sir, don't get around much anymore.
Clealy, ma'am, I don't. Usenet giveth, and RL taketh away. Besides,
assuming hk *is* female as claimed, she really isn't any more creepily
pathetic than any other woman I've ever known.
<ducks>
Dan Nelson
Mheh heh heh. Queenie's a "middle-aged white woman". Heheheheheh. I
like it. What say you, middle-aged white woman?
CmarkB
"Rev. Syung Myung Me" wrote:
>
> >
> >i will telll you why this buggs me
> >this buggs me because when it suits certain webbies
> >out there they tell me they know where i live,
> >and they will post my name address back to me
> >theres your proof go find it
> >im not afraid....
>
> Look, burden of proof is on your side, buddy, NOT MINE.
Let me make it simple for you, beanbag brain, you're the one with the problem.
Either let HK be whatever sex he/she wants, or get the fucking
"Clench" out of your sig.
We on alt.slack are not responsible for YOUR hormonal confusion.
Maybe if yer poor neglected penis didn't get a wet nose anytime you find
an actual girl on usenet (oh, I think I'm gonna CUM) you'd have a little
less interest in other posters' sex.
Get a life or get another church.
Feel free to come up with the typical adolescent snappy answer -
you're killfiled.
Dan Nelson
Yep. Personally, I've never known a "hardcore aussie girl". Now
*there's* a gestalt that could catch my interest. Uh...so long as she
was more interesting than the aus.flame fucks, of course.
CmarkB
"Rev. Syung Myung Me" wrote:
>
You're spending enough time on this that I don't think we believe you
any more.
reverse fried egg
> yer poor neglected penis didn't get a wet nose anytime you find
>an actual girl on usenet (oh, I think I'm gonna CUM) you'd have a little
>less interest in other posters' sex.
>
> Get a life or get another church.
>
> Feel free to come up with the typical adolescent snappy answer -
>you're killfiled.
OH NO! Not that, massa.
pretty soon you going to be playing with nobody but yerself.
used to that though, I bet.
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
"Dan Nelson" <dne...@black-hole.com> wrote in message
news:3A76F6A8...@black-hole.com...
Nice conclusion jump.......but ya missed the colorful hoop....
please try again.
With LOVe always,
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
CmarkB
The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>
> >
> > how the fuck did i insult you?
>
> you didn't exactly insult me...it's just that after watching you try to
> make googoo eyes at tim sutter, and then reading your above comments
> about controlling men, i feel compelled to tell you that you creep me
> right out.
>
> people who act as if they're pleased to live their lives as manipulative
> fuckheads *always* creep me out...and if it's just a pose to get
> attention, so much the worse. that you would want anyone to believe
> something like that about you is, i think, more reprehensible than
> actually just *being* that way.
Well, you've been here awhile, so you deserve more benefit of the
doubt than "clenchy" beck there (he must have meant his anus, he can't
really be a SubG) - so, let me ask, what makes you think hk is a guy?
Rev. Syung Myung Me
Fuck, if the fucking Queens of Fucking Cans and Fucking Jars wants to get into
it, christ. Ugh. Anywhere with HER as an ally, I _don't_ need.
Fuck.
headkase
this is verging on the ridiculous now,
what you have displayed to me and should i remind you the rest of
usenet is that you are a hypocritical, judjmental bitch.
Dont start me Queenie, cause i dont get creepily pathetic, i actually
get psychoticly intense, you will make a good target for my repressed
anger......
headkase
JungleAcid
hey, FF, what was your theory on the flonk and magnetivity of off
color persons?
--
JA15x6,2
Joe Cosby
typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, john...@home.com (Rev. Syung Myung Me) laughed
madly, then wrote:
>On Tue, 30 Jan 2001 17:44:00 GMT, CmarkB said:
>>
>>
>>The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>>>
>>
>>> >
>>> > how the fuck did i insult you?
>>>
>>> you didn't exactly insult me...it's just that after watching you try to
>>> make googoo eyes at tim sutter, and then reading your above comments
>>> about controlling men, i feel compelled to tell you that you creep me
>>> right out.
>>>
>>> people who act as if they're pleased to live their lives as manipulative
>>> fuckheads *always* creep me out...and if it's just a pose to get
>>> attention, so much the worse. that you would want anyone to believe
>>> something like that about you is, i think, more reprehensible than
>>> actually just *being* that way.
>>
>>
>> Well, you've been here awhile, so you deserve more benefit of the
>>doubt than "clenchy" beck there (he must have meant his anus, he can't
>>really be a SubG) - so, let me ask, what makes you think hk is a guy?
>
>Fuck, if the fucking Queens of Fucking Cans and Fucking Jars wants to get into
>it, christ. Ugh. Anywhere with HER as an ally, I _don't_ need.
>
>Fuck.
>
Fuck.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
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>john...@home.com (Rev. Syung Myung Me) hunched over a computer,
>typing feverishly;
>thunder crashed, john...@home.com (Rev. Syung Myung Me) laughed
>madly, then wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 30 Jan 2001 17:44:00 GMT, CmarkB said:
>>>
>>>
>>>The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>>>>
>>>
>>>> >
>>>> > how the fuck did i insult you?
>>>>
>>>> you didn't exactly insult me...it's just that after watching you try to
>>>> make googoo eyes at tim sutter, and then reading your above comments
>>>> about controlling men, i feel compelled to tell you that you creep me
>>>> right out.
>>>>
>>>> people who act as if they're pleased to live their lives as manipulative
>>>> fuckheads *always* creep me out...and if it's just a pose to get
>>>> attention, so much the worse. that you would want anyone to believe
>>>> something like that about you is, i think, more reprehensible than
>>>> actually just *being* that way.
>>>
>>>
>>> Well, you've been here awhile, so you deserve more benefit of the
>>>doubt than "clenchy" beck there (he must have meant his anus, he can't
>>>really be a SubG) - so, let me ask, what makes you think hk is a guy?
>>
>>Fuck, if the fucking Queens of Fucking Cans and Fucking Jars wants to get into
>>it, christ. Ugh. Anywhere with HER as an ally, I _don't_ need.
>>
>>Fuck.
>>
>
>Fuck.
>
Fuck fuck fuck! Fuck fuck fuck! Fuck fuck fuck!
(that's from the scene right before No. 69 discovers that No. 1
is just himself in drag...)
--
Field Marshall Stack
"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."
-Peter Tork
rented dentures
>john...@home.com (Rev. Syung Myung Me) hunched over a computer,
>typing feverishly;
>thunder crashed, john...@home.com (Rev. Syung Myung Me) laughed
>madly, then wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 30 Jan 2001 17:44:00 GMT, CmarkB said:
>>>
>>>
>>>The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>>>>
>>>
>>>> >
>>>> > how the fuck did i insult you?
>>>>
>>>> you didn't exactly insult me...it's just that after watching you try to
>>>> make googoo eyes at tim sutter, and then reading your above comments
>>>> about controlling men, i feel compelled to tell you that you creep me
>>>> right out.
>>>>
>>>> people who act as if they're pleased to live their lives as manipulative
>>>> fuckheads *always* creep me out...and if it's just a pose to get
>>>> attention, so much the worse. that you would want anyone to believe
>>>> something like that about you is, i think, more reprehensible than
>>>> actually just *being* that way.
>>>
>>>
>>> Well, you've been here awhile, so you deserve more benefit of the
>>>doubt than "clenchy" beck there (he must have meant his anus, he can't
>>>really be a SubG) - so, let me ask, what makes you think hk is a guy?
>>
>>Fuck, if the fucking Queens of Fucking Cans and Fucking Jars wants to get into
>>it, christ. Ugh. Anywhere with HER as an ally, I _don't_ need.
>>
>>Fuck.
>>
>
>Fuck.
>
that was right up yer ally, weren't it?
Joe Cosby
hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
(rented dentures) laughed madly, then wrote:
>that was right up yer ally, weren't it?
Nothing up my alley but a dead parrot.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
Macro: (n.) a series of keystrokes used to simulate a missing but
essential command.
The Queen of Cans and Jars
wipe your feet before you come in. clean your room. don't eat cookies
before dinner. did you wash behind your ears? etc.
The Queen of Cans and Jars
i don't necessarily think that. i don't really care one way or the
other what headkase's gender is. whether the poster in question is a
man or a woman has little bearing on the fact that he or she (as the
case may be) comes off as being a manipulative little weirdo.
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> On Tue, 30 Jan 2001 17:44:00 GMT, CmarkB said:
> >
> >
> >The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >>
> >
> >> >
> >> > how the fuck did i insult you?
> >>
> >> you didn't exactly insult me...it's just that after watching you try to
> >> make googoo eyes at tim sutter, and then reading your above comments
> >> about controlling men, i feel compelled to tell you that you creep me
> >> right out.
> >>
> >> people who act as if they're pleased to live their lives as manipulative
> >> fuckheads *always* creep me out...and if it's just a pose to get
> >> attention, so much the worse. that you would want anyone to believe
> >> something like that about you is, i think, more reprehensible than
> >> actually just *being* that way.
> >
> >
> > Well, you've been here awhile, so you deserve more benefit of the
> >doubt than "clenchy" beck there (he must have meant his anus, he can't
> >really be a SubG) - so, let me ask, what makes you think hk is a guy?
>
> Fuck, if the fucking Queens of Fucking Cans and Fucking Jars wants to get into
> it, christ. Ugh. Anywhere with HER as an ally, I _don't_ need.
>
> Fuck.
dued, that was *hilarious.*
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> In article <1eo1doe.11iouksibtgzwN%que...@cansandjars.org>,
> que...@cansandjars.org (The Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote:
> > headkase <head...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
> > > >
> > >
> > > ok
> > > bat to ball
> > >
> > > how the fuck did i insult you?
> >
> > you didn't exactly insult me...it's just that after watching you try
> to
> > make googoo eyes at tim sutter, and then reading your above comments
> > about controlling men, i feel compelled to tell you that you creep me
> > right out.
> >
> > people who act as if they're pleased to live their lives as
> manipulative
> > fuckheads *always* creep me out...and if it's just a pose to get
> > attention, so much the worse. that you would want anyone to believe
> > something like that about you is, i think, more reprehensible than
> > actually just *being* that way.
> >
> >
>
> this is verging on the ridiculous now,
how do you figure? you chose your persona. you chose which newsgroups
to project it to. you chose the words you wrote. anyone in the whole
wide world can read and respond to your posts...and there's no guarantee
that everyone who does so is going to find you charming and enjoyable.
> what you have displayed to me and should i remind you the rest of
> usenet is that you are a hypocritical, judjmental bitch.
all i did was speak my mind. you're certainly entitled to disagree with
me, but calling me names isn't going to have a lot of impact. if you
want to discuss things intelligently, i'll be happy to hear what you
have to say. but if you're just gonna sit there and splutter inanities
at me, i'll move right along. there are few things in this world that
are more boring than sparring with an unworthy adversary.
> Dont start me Queenie, cause i dont get creepily pathetic, i actually
> get psychoticly intense, you will make a good target for my repressed
> anger......
poor. false. please!
target me all you want. i've got a killfile and i'm not afraid
to use it.
but you might want to ask yourself: do you actually think i care *that*
much about you? i simply made an observation based on what i've seen
from you thus far...and you're not exactly doing a heck of a lot to show
me how i might be wrong.
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
Hasbro to Maytag ( The lean years)
>
little toad
"The Queen of Cans and Jars" <que...@cansandjars.org> wrote in message
news:1eo1doe.11iouksibtgzwN%que...@cansandjars.org...
my dearest queenie,
i agree with your post. get this -- this headcase chick once told me
that she was afraid of *me*. it boggled my mind. imo, she's a real
psycho or else plays one on usenet quite well. i haven't the time
for that manipulative malarky. ommv
she's been in my killfile for months now, along with that gurdjieff
character after he went off on me in a big way last year and tried
to out me in a discordian froup. i think she's one of his yahoo chat
bitches, for want of a better word. :)
little toad
--
discordian court zoologist
.cu's minister of all amphibians
fiancée to the queen of cans and jars
holder of favored nations status with the royal court of cans and jars
little toad
i wouldn't pay him too much mind. he's the goofball who tried
to out me earlier this summer. i killfiled him and that headcase
chick months ago, and it takes a lot to make it into my killfile. :)
besides, i know what tqocaj looks like and she knows what i
look like. i wouldn't classify her as a middle aged white
woman. :)
you'd have to ask her if that description fit me or not. ;)
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
"little toad" <littl...@this.is.invalid> wrote in message
news:95812d$jk1$1...@slb7.atl.mindspring.net...
Tell l.t. I am sorry she feels that way. I respect her, therefore, I will
not trade insults.
THat's all. BuuuBye
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
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TarzA...@AAAHHHeeeeyAHHHHoooddlyYOODLYahhhhh.com (rented dentures)
wrote:
>Artemia Salina <y...@sheayright.com> wrote:
>
>>headkase wrote:
>>
>>
>>> why does nobody believe i is girl,
>>
>>I do, I guess.
>>
>>> am i really that butch?
>>
>>Nope.
>>
>>> sigh
>>> i guess hard core aussie girls are
>>> a bit of a rarity on usenet,
>>
>>Could be. I haven't run the numbers yet.
>>
>>> maybe its the nic,
>>
>>AH HA!
>>
>>> but fuck who said headkase was gender orientated,
>>
>>It ain't a case of it being gender oriented per se. It's just
>>that lotsa guys like to call themselves crazy cuz its
>>macho (party commandos, biting the necks offa beer bottles,
>>'pelican drinking', and wotnot).
>>
>>I get the same thing in reverse with my name. I guess it sounds
>>kinda girly cuz everyone thinks I post in a mink stole. (waiting
>>for rented dentures to chime in here) I didn't have that prollum
>>when I posted as Mondo Cribdeath. Go figger.
>>
>don't have any chimes. Ex-wife took 'em.
>
>And the thermometer that looks like an apple.
>
>Still got the alpenhorn.
everyone should have an alpenhorn.
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never comes across to me anything worse than a...headcase....
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>TarzA...@AAAHHHeeeeyAHHHHoooddlyYOODLYahhhhh.com (rented dentures)
>hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
>thunder crashed, TarzA...@AAAHHHeeeeyAHHHHoooddlyYOODLYahhhhh.com
>(rented dentures) laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>
>>that was right up yer ally, weren't it?
>
>Nothing up my alley but a dead parrot.
African grey?
headkase
you have a small mind and make assumptions a five year old would be
ashamed of,
my only regret is i actually tried to be nice to you...
headkase
>
> all i did was speak my mind. you're certainly entitled to disagree
with
> me, but calling me names isn't going to have a lot of impact.
Lady get a memory
you started calling me names way before this...
i suggest you reread the thread
also
im over this little game your playing with me
I see U Baby
shaking that ass,
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> >
> > all i did was speak my mind. you're certainly entitled to disagree
> with
> > me, but calling me names isn't going to have a lot of impact.
>
>
> Lady get a memory
> you started calling me names way before this...
post proof, please. i've never directed anything at you before this
week, and the only name i've called you in this thread was "manipulative
little weirdo." pretty tame, all things considered.
> i suggest you reread the thread
> also
> im over this little game your playing with me
mmhmm. yes, that's what i was doing. <eyeroll>
don't let the door hit you on the way out, tex.
STFGP
You tried to be nice... Why?
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The Queen of Cans and Jars
she may well be someone's sockpuppet, or she may well be what she claims
she is. i don't really care. i called her on what i think is a
bullshit attitude, and she didn't like it. whoever or whatever she is,
she's immature and silly.
> she's been in my killfile for months now, along with that gurdjieff
> character after he went off on me in a big way last year and tried
> to out me in a discordian froup. i think she's one of his yahoo chat
> bitches, for want of a better word. :)
when it comes right down to it, i'm not all that interested in her.
i've observed her wacky attempts at flirting with/trolling tim sutter in
alt.non.sequitur (that was kind of hilarious, by the way...i know you
don't much care for ol' timothy but i do get a kick out his posts) and
she made a comment here that i found disturbing, so i said something
about it. big deal.
The Queen of Cans and Jars
hardly. i think the description that best fits little toad is "hot
babe."
JungleAcid
>Lady get a memory
"i visit you every day."
the foundation for a marvelous fawning/blues song.
i'm thinking g-love, perhaps.
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wrote:
hey, is that a *towel* you have there, goose? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! it
is mine now! MINEMINEMINE!!!!! i hace the towel!!!
[sorry about the sudden chill breeze on your hiney, d00d. i'm an
opportunist.]
Joe Cosby
hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, TarzA...@AAAHHHeeeeyAHHHHoooddlyYOODLYahhhhh.com
(rented dentures) laughed madly, then wrote:
>joec...@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby) wrote:
>
>>TarzA...@AAAHHHeeeeyAHHHHoooddlyYOODLYahhhhh.com wrote:
>>
>>
>>>that was right up yer ally, weren't it?
>>
>>Nothing up my alley but a dead parrot.
>
>African grey?
Dead.
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Doktor Pete
>headkase wrote:
>
>
>> why does nobody believe i is girl,
>
>I do, I guess.
>
>> am i really that butch?
>
>Nope.
>
>> sigh
>> i guess hard core aussie girls are
>> a bit of a rarity on usenet,
>
>Could be. I haven't run the numbers yet.
>
>> maybe its the nic,
>
>AH HA!
>
>> but fuck who said headkase was gender orientated,
>
>It ain't a case of it being gender oriented per se. It's just
>that lotsa guys like to call themselves crazy cuz its
>macho (party commandos, biting the necks offa beer bottles,
>'pelican drinking', and wotnot).
>
>I get the same thing in reverse with my name. I guess it sounds
>kinda girly cuz everyone thinks I post in a mink stole. (waiting
>for rented dentures to chime in here) I didn't have that prollum
>when I posted as Mondo Cribdeath. Go figger.
Everyone knows that only gurlz have names ending in 'a'. It's an
Anglo-Saxon thing.
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Joe Cosby
feverishly;
thunder crashed, Artemia Salina <y...@sheayright.com> laughed madly,
then wrote:
>
>I get the same thing in reverse with my name. I guess it sounds
>kinda girly cuz everyone thinks I post in a mink stole. (waiting
>for rented dentures to chime in here) I didn't have that prollum
>when I posted as Mondo Cribdeath. Go figger.
>
>
It's the 'a' at the end. It's feminine is some language. Italian I
think. I thought you were female until you said something or other.
I think you mentioned your wife in a particularly guy-ey reference.
I just assume nothing about usenet denizens. If I wanted to post as a
female I could probably get away with it for a while. Or maybe I
already am.
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STFGP
> In article <959anb$k6n$1...@dimpledchad.databasix.com>, STFGP <"goose_fp"@
> pacific.net.au> says...
> there is no try. :)
Yes, either be nice, or do not.
And trust in the force and all that stuff...
> little toad
LPPCQ Snarky
Gomorrah" <RejectedBytheSwiss>:
>"little toad" wrote...
>> "Dan Nelson" wrote...
>> : Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote:
>> : > "The Queen of Cans and Jars" wrote...
>> : > > headkase wrote:
>> : > > >The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> : > > > > headkase wrote:
>> : > > > > >The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> : > > > > > > headkase wrote:
>> : > > > > > > >The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> : > > > > > > > > headkase wrote:
>> : > > > > > > > > > "Abbess Abyss" wrote:
>> : > > > > > > > > > > "CmarkB" wrote...
>> : > > > > > > > > > > > Abbess Abyss wrote:
>> : > > > > > > > > > > > >
<flamewar snip>
>> : >
>> : > I * just* love to hear the opinions of middle-aged white women..
>> : > Always sooo insightful & Cleaver-like.
>> :
>> : Mheh heh heh. Queenie's a "middle-aged white woman". Heheheheheh. I
>> : like it. What say you, middle-aged white woman?
>>
>> to out me earlier this summer. i killfiled him and that headcase
>> chick months ago, and it takes a lot to make it into my killfile. :)
>
>Tell l.t. I am sorry she feels that way. I respect her, therefore, I will
> not trade insults.
>THat's all. BuuuBye
>
>Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
Here you go -- lt doesn't have me k/f'ed, TTBOMK....
Fred Ziffel
Your airplanes aren't worth much.
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Here's another portion of words for you.
Drink them in, my friend.
SwiftRain
>
> Your airplanes aren't worth much.
love,
Pope Salmon the Lesser Mungojelly
Grantland
> watching you try to
>make googoo eyes at tim sutter, and then reading
oooh hoo hoo hooo! eeheeheeheeeheeeee!! tffff. tsss nfffff
ghghghghghghee-hee-heeeee-heeee! blblblblblblblbblbbllblblbblibber.
yuk yuk yuk
Godland
STFGP
Not a problem, it's actually hot as all hell. I can go
sans towel without a problem, I just have to shut my
blinds so the nieghbours don't get a free show... :)
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>
> all hail Fluffy!
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Artemia Salina
>
> In article <slrn97bpmb.3v...@c78197-a.sttln1.wa.home.com>,
> keel...@plu.edu wrote:
> > On Mon, 29 Jan 2001 21:15:28 GMT, headkase said:
> > >In article <1enziz4.butanuiqvhuoN%que...@cansandjars.org>,
> > > que...@cansandjars.org (The Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote:
> > >> headkase <head...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> > >>
> spelling
> > everything right! And using more or less good grammar!" but then I
> noticed
> > "dont"... the word is "don't". Apostrophes are your friend, as long
> as you
> > don't put them in stupid ass places, like on plurals.. what the fuck
> is up
> > with that anyway?
> >
>
> i before e except after c,
> and there is a difference between there, thier and the're
>
> but do i care?
I guess not.
I before E except after C, or when sounded like A, as in 'neighbor' or
'weigh'
(or 'their' for that matter).
But you're doing admirably well... For an Aussie.