an allegory for icewipe
Hexar
Hexar
Order of the Big Freakin' Monkey
First Church of the Dangling Sparkly Ball (Orthodox)
Putting the Disco back into the Discordianism
g.v.w. iv wrote in message <379B59DC...@andrew.cmu.edu>...
>Kevin Baker wrote:
>
>> Ummmm..... that's "ballpein" hammer, and "peal" of thunder. Other than
>> that, ROFLMAO.
>
>Thank you.
>
>My spelling is atrocious. And PINE has no spell-check utility. Thank you
>especially for circulating what proceeds, whole and intact, beneath the
>kill-filter of our own little icewipe.
>
>i like to wave at icehole from time to time, despite his blindfold.
>
>You help me do so.
>
>> Gilbert Vanburen Wilkes wrote in message ...
>> >One day, to assuage him his feelings of inadequacy, little icewipe went
>> >forth into the world to injure others, as was his custom. He wore a
little
>> >sailor dress, white tights pulled over his frilly underpants, and a pair
>> >of new, shiny, patent leather maryjanes.
>> >
>> >Little icewipe stumbled across Chris and Bill, who were both enjoying a
>> >dialog. Icewipe decided that he wanted to show the two of them his tiny
>> >penis. Because icewipe is very proud of his tiny penis, he likes to
wiggle
>> >it at people threateningly.
>> >
>> >But little icewipe failed to notice that a length of hair-thin trip-wire
>> >lay stretched between himself and the people to whom he wanted to show
his
>> >limp little penis. When little icewipe tripped the tripwire with his
>> >patent leather Maryjanes, a single three-pound sledge hammer fell from
the
>> >sky and landed smack on his little penis which he held in his little
hand.
>> >icewipe shrieked and lost bladder control, howling pathetically. ''You
bad
>> >tripwire,'' said icewipe. ''You must be full of hate! You must hate
>> >yourself! You must be a terrible person!'' So little icewipe grabbed the
>> >trip wire, yanking it violently. He wanted to punish the tripwire. But
>> >instead all he could do was shriek in pain and terror and outrage as six
>> >more sledge hammers, eight claw hammers, ten ballpine hammers, and a
>> >rubber mallet landed smack on his head and shoulders. Little icewipe's
>> >bowels clenched: he fouled himself in a series of convulsive squirts.
His
>> >face distended, red with infantile rage.
>> >
>> >''i will get you, you nasty tripwire!'' said little icewipe, biting his
>> >lip, swearing revenge, all the while attempting frantically to dislodge
a
>> >claw hammer stuck in his forehead.
>> >
>> >Reeling, bleeding, thoroughly humiliated, little icewipe called on his
>> >little friends. They came, as was their custom. ''Get that tripwire,''
>> >little icewipe cried through his tears. So they all piled on top of the
>> >tripwire. Then the seventh angel of the apocalypse rolled up the sky
like
>> >a newspaper: after a single peel of thunder, it began to rain hammers.
It
>> >poured hammers. An avalanche of hammers fell from where the sky used to
>> >be. Always the skilled tactician, always the wise and astute commander,
>> >little icewipe cried out to his little friends, ''ignore the hammers!
>> >killfile the bloody hammers! Just get me that tripwire!''
>> >
>> >Somewhere in this world, beneath an accumulating mountain of hammers,
>> >little icewipe still lives and breaths, no doubt still smacking with his
>> >little clenched fists that which cannot be injured, imputing foul
motives
>> >and evil intentions to impersonal forces, swearing eternal revenge
against
>> >the laws of physics.
>> >
>> >Some organisms never learn.
>> >
>> >g.v.w. iv
>> >http://eserver.org/home/wilkes
>> ><a href="http://www.2600.com/mindex.html">Free Kevin</a>
>> >
>
>--
>
> gilbert vanburen wilkes iv
> http://eserver.org/home/wilkes
> <a href="http://www.2600.com/mindex.html">Free Kevin</a>
>
> Revolutions are always verbose.
> Leon Trotsky
>
>
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
Hexar <damon...@nospamhotmail.com> wrote in message
news:7nk708$oe4$1...@news.ametro.net...
Hexar
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote in message
<7nk84v$o6i$1...@nntp8.atl.mindspring.net>...
>Clarification needed.... Icewipe is Iceknife, right?.
Yep
St. Dave
St. Dave of the Perpetual Rotary Engine, KSC, S.O.B.
" Funny!" - Stimpy
rev. mayberry
--
I remain,
Dr. Rev. Mayberry,
Squirrel Prophet,
Holder of a Doctorate in Chaos Metaphysics,
& Hierophant to Fools
"Such a well adjusted young man. He plays so well with others."
Send any complaints about my antics to: tsu...@geocities.com
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
Hexar wrote in message <7nk708$oe4$1...@news.ametro.net>...
g.v.w. iv
> Y'all are evil... you weren't even going to share...
But we were. Everyone who wants a piece of little icewipe can have one.
Take what you want or our little iceknife, er, icewipe (as he is known more
widely).
Share, brothers and sisters. Share of this sacrament of cruelty and despair (our
cruelty, icewipe's despair). i only ask that you enjoy yourselves immensely.
Share the joy. Share the peace. Share the love. Share of our little icewipe, our
wiggly, giggly, morbidly obese little icewipe. In an almost Christ-like act of
self-sacrifice, little Icehole gives himself to us of his own free will; he
takes on himself all our hostility. He wants it. He desires it. He demands it.
Look how he wiggles his massive buttocks at us so coquettishly, demanding our
unwholesome attentions. (Where did i put my razor-wire cat-o-nine-tails?)
Observe how he drools and gibbers and coos with girlish glee with every crushing
blow we deliver him. Observe how he fawns and cringes, licking our feet with
unwholesome gratitude. Observe how he wiggles his limp little penis, begging for
more pain, more rejection, more ridicule. (Where did i put my white-hot pincers?
i can be so careless.)
So, friends, come, join our newly founded community of violence and abuse, share
the good fellowship that mercilessly pursuing so obnoxious a creature as our own
little icewipe will bring us. Our un-testicled sacrificial victim awaits us
anon, himself, little icewipe, all a-tremble with unwholesome anticipation.
Let us not disappoint the little begger.
Let us purge his soul of grudging hate, inch by inch, line by line, day by day.
g.v.w. iv
be in reality an emasculate boy of tremendous girth, a
fattened capon, a swollen, bloated, cellulite ravaged
eunuch.
St. Dave responds thusly:
> Bwahahahahahaha!
>
> St. Dave of the Perpetual Rotary Engine, KSC, S.O.B.
> " Funny!" - Stimpy
--
rev. mayberry
g.v.w. iv wrote in message <379E6A1B...@andrew.cmu.edu>...
(Where did i put my razor-wire cat-o-nine-tails?)
Coffee Goddess stole it and now claims it goes "Schloepf! Schloepf!"
Rev. Mayberry,
Neighbor Hood Watch
Rev. Magdalen
"limp/flaccid penis" again, you have overused it to the point of
exhaustion. You don't want to get the Cliche Police on your back,
they're likely to take you into a dark alley somewhere... it's not
pretty.
Hexar
g.v.w. iv wrote in message <379E6A1B...@andrew.cmu.edu>...
>Hexar wrote:
>
>> Y'all are evil... you weren't even going to share...
>
>But we were. Everyone who wants a piece of little icewipe can have one.
>
>Take what you want or our little iceknife, er, icewipe (as he is known more
>widely).
>
He came to play with us a few weeks back, it's just that the citizens of
alt.discordia tend to have short attention spans. After a few days of
winding him up and watching him convulse with shit spewing forth from his
mouth, we tired of him and went on to find other amusements. Like any other
"one trick dog," after you've seen him perform his trick 20 or thirty times
it gets kind of old.
Hexar
President, International Union of Weedsmokers, Bongmakers & Steamrollers
Local 420
Rev. Magdalen
Hexar wrote:
>
> g.v.w. iv wrote in message <379E6A1B...@andrew.cmu.edu>...
> >Hexar wrote:
> >
> >> Y'all are evil... you weren't even going to share...
> >
> >But we were. Everyone who wants a piece of little icewipe can have one.
> >
> >Take what you want or our little iceknife, er, icewipe (as he is known more
> >widely).
> >
> Oh we know the icehole well enuff...
> He came to play with us a few weeks back, it's just that the citizens of
> alt.discordia tend to have short attention spans. After a few days of
> winding him up and watching him convulse with shit spewing forth from his
> mouth, we tired of him and went on to find other amusements. Like any other
> "one trick dog," after you've seen him perform his trick 20 or thirty times
> it gets kind of old.
Not if it's part of the Greatest Show on Earth it doesn't! This Church
is the Mighty Circus-Train of Dobbs, where all the one-trick animals and
no-trick deformities can hold their freak flags high! PRABOB!
>
> Hexar
> President, International Union of Weedsmokers, Bongmakers & Steamrollers
> Local 420
g.v.w. iv
> "g.v.w. iv" wrote:
> >
> > "Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
> >
> > > Gilbert, you have spent WAY too much time with Palmer. Do not say
> >
> > i enjoy the company of both absurdists and the absurd.
>
> Seriously now, are you Palmer in disguise?
Palmer is a rube. Yet no one in your newsgroup is Palmer's equal. Particularly not icewipe.
No wonder Palmer loves you people so much. He can honestly feel superior to you.
> >
> > > "limp/flaccid penis" again, you have overused it to the point of
> >
> > i use in this medium--and use without apology--the principal tools of orators, epic
> > poets, advertisers, and propagandists: principally, vividness of image, rhythm, and
> > drum-beat repetition.
>
> Repetition of RHYTHM, not a single three-word phrase repeated over and
Rhythm *and* repetition, small one.
> over within a jumbled heap of prose. Also, any MODERN propagandist or
Try these. Tannon's _Poetics of Talk_, Lord's _Singer of Tales_, Ong's _Orality and
Literacy_, or Stewart et al.'s _Persuasion and Social Movements_.
> orator would remember the most important element of the writing process:
> the audience,who in this day and age is easily bored.
Advertising bores me. It bores everyone. No one i know likes it. Yet it works. It works with
scientific precision. Did you ever wonder why?
> > Each tool in its own way has mnemonic utility; each in its own
> > way impresses itself on the soft tissues of the brain. Think of the recurring epithets
> > of Homer's corpus: ''rosey fingered dawn,'' ''gray eyed Athena,'' ''resourceful
> > Odysseus.'' (cf. Icewipe and his limp little penis.)
>
> Hey,dude, I knew Homer, and you're no Homer.
Liar. Your performance to date argues otherwise, you non-Homer knowing person. But i never
said i was Homer. i merely implied that i used a few of his techniques, principally epithets
and formulaicity.
> > Think of that insipid advertising
> > jingle that you can't get out of your head. Think of the ''talking-points'' politicos
> > and PR professionals use to organize their discourse--and ours.
>
> You are neither a soft drink nor a president, and you are not being
> transmitted to all television sets in the world by a multinational glorp
> entity, and you don't have a catchy beat I can dance to. You give me
> nothing! I don't come to the NGs for the same pap I could get off
> television, I come for quality antics.
Yet i continue apace. i will continue to pursue my own goals.
> >
> > i may not use these tools well, but i use them. i use them deliberately.
>
> Yeah, well, I can DELIBERATELY use a drill to screw in a screw, but that
> doesn't mean I'm not going to tear a huge goddamn hole in the wall.
Well, there you go. You answered your own question.
i want to tear holes in the wall. And i will.
>
> >
> > > exhaustion. You don't want to get the Cliche Police on your back,
> >
> > i have no desire to inform or entertain, as icewipe so in-eptly puts it.
> >
> > i have other goals.
> >
> > > they're likely to take you into a dark alley somewhere... it's not
> > > pretty.
> >
> > Bring them on.
g.v.w. iv
> Hexar wrote:
> >
> > g.v.w. iv wrote in message <379E6A1B...@andrew.cmu.edu>...
> > >Hexar wrote:
> > >
> > >> Y'all are evil... you weren't even going to share...
> > >
> > >But we were. Everyone who wants a piece of little icewipe can have one.
> > >
> > >Take what you want or our little iceknife, er, icewipe (as he is known more
> > >widely).
> > >
> > Oh we know the icehole well enuff...
> > He came to play with us a few weeks back, it's just that the citizens of
> > alt.discordia tend to have short attention spans. After a few days of
> > winding him up and watching him convulse with shit spewing forth from his
> > mouth, we tired of him and went on to find other amusements. Like any other
> > "one trick dog," after you've seen him perform his trick 20 or thirty times
> > it gets kind of old.
>
> Not if it's part of the Greatest Show on Earth it doesn't! This Church
> is the Mighty Circus-Train of Dobbs, where all the one-trick animals and
> no-trick deformities can hold their freak flags high! PRABOB!
Apparently so.
>
>
> >
> > Hexar
> > President, International Union of Weedsmokers, Bongmakers & Steamrollers
> > Local 420
> > First Church of the Dangling Sparkly Ball (Orthodox)
> > Putting the Disco back into the Discordianism
--
Sister Decadence
wrote:
>"Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
>
>> "g.v.w. iv" wrote:
>> >
>> > "Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
>> >
>> > > Gilbert, you have spent WAY too much time with Palmer. Do not say
>> >
>> > i enjoy the company of both absurdists and the absurd.
>>
>> Seriously now, are you Palmer in disguise?
>
>Palmer is a rube. Yet no one in your newsgroup is Palmer's equal. Particularly not icewipe.
>No wonder Palmer loves you people so much. He can honestly feel superior to you.
Oh well, his delusions aren't our problem, you are.
XXX-Day: Get fucked or get off!
Robert Maughan
g.v.w. iv <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
>Advertising bores me. It bores everyone. No one i know likes it.
Hey!
RJM.
g.v.w. iv
> g.v.w. iv <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
>
> >Advertising bores me. It bores everyone. No one i know likes it.
>
> Hey!
i really need to sharpen my proofreading skills. i meant to write
that ''advertising informs me. It informs everyone. Advertising helps
us make wise purchasing decisions.''
> RJM.
HellPope Huey
"g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
> "Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
> > > > Gilbert, you have spent WAY too much time with Palmer. Do not
say i enjoy the company of both absurdists and the absurd.
> >
> > Seriously now, are you Palmer in disguise?
>
> Palmer is a rube. Yet no one in your newsgroup is Palmer's equal.
Particularly not icewipe.
> No wonder Palmer loves you people so much. He can honestly feel
superior to you.
Funny talk from a guy who was felching like mad last week when I
wrapped my manly cheeks around his head and squirmed for a while. Don't
sweat it, folks. There's a special place in Hell for pupae like this.
They're made to edit Barabara Cartland romance novels for eternity. Or
worse yet, "Detritus Alley." Some guys never grow past getting beat up
in high school for being nancy-boy twerps and go ballistically
acrimonious for the rest of their lives. Just ask George Will. Or
Bee-Pee.
HellPope Huey, Psychic Proctologist
"The latest ROCK release, Herr Wagner?" -Satan
"Ma Rainey's Whole Moleskin Cookies. Eat 'em, wipe 'em off, eat 'em
again." -Firesign Theatre
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Share what you know. Learn what you don't.
g.v.w. iv
> In article <37A447CD...@andrew.cmu.edu>,
> "g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
>
> > "Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
>
> > > > > Gilbert, you have spent WAY too much time with Palmer. Do not
> say i enjoy the company of both absurdists and the absurd.
> > >
> > > Seriously now, are you Palmer in disguise?
> >
> > Palmer is a rube. Yet no one in your newsgroup is Palmer's equal.
> Particularly not icewipe.
> > No wonder Palmer loves you people so much. He can honestly feel
> superior to you.
>
> Funny talk
i aim to please.
> from a guy
A good observation.
> who was felching like mad last week when I
i recall no felching, whether madly or otherwise. Last week you ran from me,
trailing scat. This i do recall, as dejanews and alt vista can confirm.
> wrapped my manly cheeks around his head and squirmed for a while.
You flatter yourself. Nothing about you suggests manliness. But i did make
you squirm, yes. i enjoyed that. Then you announced loudly that you had
killfiled me.
You boys and girls have the leakiest kill-files.
> Don't
> sweat it, folks.
Who do you address?
> There's a special place in Hell for pupae like this.
What do you know of hell, child?
> They're made to edit Barabara Cartland romance novels for eternity.
Apparently, a lot. But i do worse every day. i edit technical materials.
> Or
> worse yet, "Detritus Alley."
Does it exist?
> Some guys never grow past getting beat up
> in high school for being nancy-boy twerps and go ballistically
> acrimonious for the rest of their lives.
Your past fascinates me.
> Just ask George Will.
George Will, the Sunday Morning talking head, author, commentator,
columnist? i find it strangely flattering the way you alt.droopers
continually compare me to cultural elites, whether detestable or otherwise,
whether domestic or overseas.
> Or
> Bee-Pee.
Of course, you also compare me to Bill Palmer. Would you compare to Bill
Palmer to George Will? George Will, at least, writes clearly and succinctly.
i have asked Bill. He refused to talk. Well, he talks. He talks and talks.
But not about that.
> HellPope Huey, Psychic Proctologist
Proctologist indeed.
> "The latest ROCK release, Herr Wagner?" -Satan
>
> "Ma Rainey's Whole Moleskin Cookies. Eat 'em, wipe 'em off, eat 'em
> again." -Firesign Theatre
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Share what you know. Learn what you don't.
--
g.v.w. iv
> In article <379c69c5.6498269@news>,
> deca...@subgenius.com (Sister Decadence) wrote:
> > On Sun, 25 Jul 1999 20:48:17 -0400, "g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >"Chuck U. Farley" wrote:
> > >
> > >> and now you're groping for fat jokes Gilly? awww christ. Please
> return
> > >
> > >Grope for fat jokes, small one?
> > >
> > >No one who shares of our culture or society need grope for those. A
> rich
> > >literature lampooning people of heft already exists, fully realized,
> > >exquisitely detailed, freighted with ethical as well as aesthetic
> import.
> > >(Classical examples include Juvenal and Petronius.)
> > >
> > >i need merely tap the popular consciousness.
> > >
> > >i need merely plug into the collective fund of phrase and image and
> > >narrative.
> >
> > You wish. You're groping for fat insults.
>
> Its just penis envy.
No. Bulk envy. i envy icewipe's massive circumference.
> Hell, Sis D has a bigger one than Gilly.
Well, duh.
Sister Dispepsic--that shameless electronic cross-dresser--has a bigger one
than you too. And she can braid her ear-hair, corn-row her back-hair, roll
her leg-hair into decorative Easter-Island heads, and twist her nose hair
into a curlicue mustouche.
She's quite a manly woman.
> He was
> ISSUED a dick,
Yes i was, you incorrigible flirt. Get back on your hands and knees and
spread yourself. i shall reintroduce you to it. i may not have the size or
the staying power of Sister Dysfunctional, but you will still require
reconstructive surgery.
> HellPope Huey
> "Y'hear that? Murder, he says. I call it pruning."
> 'The Singing Detective'
HellPope Huey
"g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > who was felching like mad last week when I
>
> i recall no felching, whether madly or otherwise. Last week you ran
from me, trailing scat. This i do recall, as dejanews and alt vista can
confirm.
I run from no one. Bad knee and bad attitude both, dontcha know! No
one cares enough to "confirm" squat, especially on the say-so of a pale
Bee-Pee clone such as yerself, which is so pathetic, it makes flagella
your superiors.
>
> > wrapped my manly cheeks around his head and squirmed for a while.
>
> You flatter yourself. Nothing about you suggests manliness. But i did
make you squirm, yes. i enjoyed that. Then you announced loudly that you
had killfiled me. You boys and girls have the leakiest kill-files.
I HAVE no killfile, you lying jar of panda jizz. Don't care, don't
need one, wouldn't miss a byte of ANY of it, regardless of the high
e.coli content of your squirtage.
> > There's a special place in Hell for pupae like this.
>
> What do you know of hell, child?
I HAVE SLIDES!
>
> > They're made to edit Barabara Cartland romance novels for eternity.
>
> Apparently, a lot. But i do worse every day. i edit technical
materials.
I'd hate to depend on your editing skills, then.
>
> > Or
> > worse yet, "Detritus Alley."
>
> Does it exist?
That's the rumor, but I think its just a fever dream Bee-Pee had
while barfing his guts out in my garbage last October after his usual
sterno sorbet.
>
> > Some guys never grow past getting beat up
> > in high school for being nancy-boy twerps and go ballistically
> > acrimonious for the rest of their lives.
>
> Your past fascinates me.
Then my FUTURE should set fire to your alveoli.
>
> > Just ask George Will.
>
> George Will, the Sunday Morning talking head, author, commentator,
> columnist? i find it strangely flattering the way you alt.droopers
> continually compare me to cultural elites, whether detestable or
otherwise, whether domestic or overseas. Of course, you also compare me
to Bill Palmer. Would you compare to Bill Palmer to George Will? George
Will, at least, writes clearly and succinctly.
But his content, much like yours, sucks like a quintet of black holes
and puts socks to sleep. The guy gives both conservatism and baseball a
bad name, in much the same manner as you & Bee-Pee pollute Usenet,
which already smelled like a monkey brain smoothie. Give me Roger
Rosenblatt any day.
Try again, o genital-warted one!
HellPope Huey
"I have noted that persons with bad judgement are most insistent that
we do what they think best."
Lionel Abel, Important Nonsense, Prometheus 86
HellPope Huey
> gilbert vanburen wilkes iv
You need to get out of the heat for a while; your oscillators are
drifting up and down by a full fifth! A poor showing, even for a human
wet spot such as yourself. Sorry, you are not an instant winner. Guess
that name is a dead giveaway; it sounds like the moniker of an evil
Laurel & Hardy landlord. By the way, in THIS brave new world, the only
thing an outdated carp like Trotsky has to say to anyone is "Hi there,
I'm still dead." Lube up and get to gigglin', blowhole!
HellPope Huey
"Eeenie meenie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to SPEAK!"
- Bullwinkle
Sister Decadence
wrote:
>HellPope Huey wrote:
>
>> In article <37A447CD...@andrew.cmu.edu>,
>> "g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
>>
>> > "Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
>>
>> > > > > Gilbert, you have spent WAY too much time with Palmer. Do not
>> say i enjoy the company of both absurdists and the absurd.
>> > >
>> > > Seriously now, are you Palmer in disguise?
>> >
>> > Palmer is a rube. Yet no one in your newsgroup is Palmer's equal.
>> Particularly not icewipe.
>> > No wonder Palmer loves you people so much. He can honestly feel
>> superior to you.
>>
>> Funny talk
>
>i aim to please.
Liar.
>> Don't
>> sweat it, folks.
>
>Who do you address?
Those of us who BELONG here, idiot.
Sister Decadence
wrote:
>HellPope Huey wrote:
>
>> In article <379c69c5.6498269@news>,
>> deca...@subgenius.com (Sister Decadence) wrote:
Lookit the funny man!
König Prüße, GmbH
>
> >
> >One of the lesser lights among them claimed she read Homer. i nearly laughed
> >myself sick.
> >
>
> Hey dumbass. That was not me. But I did, not that it has anything to
> do with you.
>
Jethro is waaaaay funnier than Homer.
1.Nashville Cats
2.Act Naturally
3.Sixteen Tons
4.King Of The Camp
5.The Battle Of Kookamonga
6.Settin' The Woods On Fire No. 2
7.Gone
8.Cold, Cold Heart No. 2
9.D-I-V-O-R-C-E (B-A-C-O-N & E-G-G-S)
10.Oh Lonesome Me
11.Hey Good Lookin' No. 2
12.Tiger By The Tail
13.El Paso
14.Your Clobbered Heart
15.He'll Have To Go
16.I Really Don't Want To Know
17.Lying Time (Crying Time)
18.I Want To Go With You
19.The Chase Is On
20.(How Much Is) That Hound Dog In The Window
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
--
.
König Prüße, GmbH <Lands...@Bavaria.com> wrote in message
news:37A5BB...@Bavaria.com...
> Sister Decadence wrote:
> >
>
> > >
> > >One of the lesser lights among them claimed she read Homer. i nearly
laughed
> > >myself sick.
> > >
> >
> > Hey dumbass. That was not me. But I did, not that it has anything to
> > do with you.
> >
>
>
> Jethro is waaaaay funnier than Homer.
>
> 1.Nashville Cats...........> Lovin Spoonful
> 2.Act Naturally ..............> Buck Owens
> 3.Sixteen Tons...............> Tennesee Ernie Ford
> 4.King Of The Camp...............> spin off from Roger Miller
> 5.The Battle Of Kookamonga........> spin off from The Battle of New
Oleans from ?? *drawing a blank here, folks*
> 6.Settin' The Woods On Fire No. 2 ............> Hank Sr
> 7.Gone .....................> ??
> 8.Cold, Cold Heart No. 2 ..........> Hank Sr.
> 9.D-I-V-O-R-C-E (B-A-C-O-N & E-G-G-S) ................> spin off from
Tammy
> 10.Oh Lonesome Me ...............> Hank Sr.
> 11.Hey Good Lookin' No. 2 ...........Yawns.....Hank Sr
> 12.Tiger By The Tail ...........>Buck Owens
> 13.El Paso .....................> Johnny The ROD-rige-US
> 14.Your Clobbered Heart.............> spin off Hank Sr.
> 15.He'll Have To Go .................> Shit...what's his name...the white
haired fellow.... Charlie McCoy?? no no no......Brian lag here.....
> 16.I Really Don't Want To Know............> ??
> 17.Lying Time (Crying Time) ..........> Ferlin?? no....Didn't he also do
"Stop the World" ?
> 18.I Want To Go With You ..........> ??
> 19.The Chase Is On .......>..This guy always wore a suit.....kinda snazzy
fellow.... damn !!
> 20.(How Much Is) That Hound Dog In The Window..........>Spin off from
"Doggie in the Window" from Red Fowley?
Note: Now, I know these are bastardized songs by H&J but I thought it might
be fun to place the original songs. See, I am one bored SOB....with lazy
gray matter
Gurdjieff
König Prüße, GmbH
>
> Note: Now, I know these are bastardized songs by H&J but I thought it might
> be fun to place the original songs. See, I am one bored SOB....with lazy
> gray matter
> Gurdjieff
Great! I went to start searching originals
and got sidetracked, but I did find:
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
NightMist <N...@madbbs.com> wrote in message
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> ass into a pretzal. Never heard how that court case came out, but
> Ol' Buck should have lost his shirt on it.
>
>
> Wasn't "Battle of New Orleans" Hank sr. as well? Damn thing has been
> covered so many times I lost track...
>
> NightMist
>
> Putting Monster Magnet, NIN and Rob Zombie in the cd player to get all
> this country shit out of my head...
Nope, not Hank.....It will come to me. I was weaned on this stuff as a child
and unfortunately it is still filed in the wiring...
Weeeel , they ran Through the briars
and they ran through the bushes
and they through places where rabbits couldn't go
They ran so fast the hounds couldn't catch em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Gurdjieff from them Old Cotton Fields back home
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
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> On Mon, 02 Aug 1999 16:40:04 -0400, "König Prüße, GmbH"
> <Lands...@Bavaria.com> wrote:
>
> >Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> Note: Now, I know these are bastardized songs by H&J but I thought it
might
> >> be fun to place the original songs. See, I am one bored SOB....with
lazy
> >> gray matter
> >> Gurdjieff
> >
> >Great! I went to start searching originals
> >and got sidetracked, but I did find:
> >
> >www.buckowens.com/
>
> Captain Hook should have taken Buck Owens and turned his plagerizeing
> ass into a pretzal. Never heard how that court case came out, but
> Ol' Buck should have lost his shirt on it.
>
>
>
>
fact..... boring fact.... Captain Hook lost tons of cash due to lost sells
because the BBC
would not play "Cover of the Rolling Stone"
At that time it was a law in great Britain that a "commercial product" could
not be mentioned (in a song) by name on the radio. I guess, the BBC's take
on it was.. if the Company owning said "product" didn't hand over
advertising bucks then the BBC certainly wasn't going to give em free plugs
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah.
ICEKNIFE
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>.
>NightMist <N...@madbbs.com> wrote in message
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>> On Mon, 02 Aug 1999 16:40:04 -0400, "König Prüße, GmbH"
>> <Lands...@Bavaria.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Note: Now, I know these are bastardized songs by H&J but I thought it
>might
>> >> be fun to place the original songs. See, I am one bored SOB....with
>lazy
>> >> gray matter
>> >> Gurdjieff
>> >
>> >Great! I went to start searching originals
>> >and got sidetracked, but I did find:
>> >
>> >www.buckowens.com/
>>
>> Captain Hook should have taken Buck Owens and turned his plagerizeing
>> ass into a pretzal. Never heard how that court case came out, but
>> Ol' Buck should have lost his shirt on it.
>>
>>
>> covered so many times I lost track...
>>
>> NightMist
>>
>> Putting Monster Magnet, NIN and Rob Zombie in the cd player to get all
>> this country shit out of my head...
>
>Nope, not Hank.....It will come to me. I was weaned on this stuff as a
child
>and unfortunately it is still filed in the wiring...
>
>Weeeel , they ran Through the briars
>and they ran through the bushes
>and they through places where rabbits couldn't go
>They ran so fast the hounds couldn't catch em
>Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
>
>Gurdjieff from them Old Cotton Fields back home
close...
Weeeell, they ran through the briars
and they ran throught the brambles
and they ran through the bushes where a rabbit wouldn't go
Ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
little toad
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:
:Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote in message
:
Johnny Horton of "North to Alaska" fame
little toad
NightMist
<Lands...@Bavaria.com> wrote:
>Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote:
>
>>
>> Note: Now, I know these are bastardized songs by H&J but I thought it might
>> be fun to place the original songs. See, I am one bored SOB....with lazy
>> gray matter
>> Gurdjieff
>
>Great! I went to start searching originals
>and got sidetracked, but I did find:
>
>www.buckowens.com/
Captain Hook should have taken Buck Owens and turned his plagerizeing
ass into a pretzal. Never heard how that court case came out, but
Ol' Buck should have lost his shirt on it.
Wasn't "Battle of New Orleans" Hank sr. as well? Damn thing has been
covered so many times I lost track...
NightMist
Putting Monster Magnet, NIN and Rob Zombie in the cd player to get all
this country shit out of my head....
König Prüße, GmbH
> :
> :Weeeell, they ran through the briars
> :and they ran throught the brambles
> :and they ran through the bushes where a rabbit wouldn't go
> :Ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
> :Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
> :
> :
>
> Johnny Horton of "North to Alaska" fame
>
> little toad
Historically, the damn _funny_ thing was that
the Battle of New Orleans was fought after the
war was over!
"They fired their cannons 'til the barrels melted down"
"They grabbed an alligator and fought another round"
"They filled his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind"
"And when they touched the powder off the 'gator lost his mind"
Ya see, powder has that effect on 'gators.
König Prüße, GmbH
>
> On Mon, 02 Aug 1999 16:40:04 -0400, "König Prüße, GmbH"
> <Lands...@Bavaria.com> wrote:
>
> >Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> Note: Now, I know these are bastardized songs by H&J but I thought it might
> >> be fun to place the original songs. See, I am one bored SOB....with lazy
> >> gray matter
> >> Gurdjieff
> >
> >Great! I went to start searching originals
> >and got sidetracked, but I did find:
> >
> >www.buckowens.com/
>
> Captain Hook should have taken Buck Owens and turned his plagerizeing
> ass into a pretzal. Never heard how that court case came out, but
> Ol' Buck should have lost his shirt on it.
>
I think that his ass did get turned into a pretzel.
It's shaped kinda strange, and he's been walking funny
ever since. There are people in the country music
bidness that aren't cowboys, okies, or hillbillies
at all, and have cultivated dialects.
When I was a lil' kid, I won a thousand old 45's
from a radio station. Some are old promos that
never made it, but are pretty funny. Like "Georgie Beatnik."
Anyways, save your music, in twenty years, people
will be laughing at it. If not sooner.
Coffee Goddess
>> <Lands...@Bavaria.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Note: Now, I know these are bastardized songs by H&J but I thought
>it
>might
>> >> be fun to place the original songs. See, I am one bored SOB....with
>lazy
>> >> gray matter
>> >> Gurdjieff
>> >
>> >Great! I went to start searching originals
>> >and got sidetracked, but I did find:
>> >
>> >www.buckowens.com/
>>
>> Captain Hook should have taken Buck Owens and turned his plagerizeing
>> ass into a pretzal. Never heard how that court case came out, but
>> Ol' Buck should have lost his shirt on it.
>>
>>
>> covered so many times I lost track...
>>
>> NightMist
>>
>> Putting Monster Magnet, NIN and Rob Zombie in the cd player to get all
>
>Nope, not Hank.....It will come to me. I was weaned on this stuff as a child
>and unfortunately it is still filed in the wiring...
>
>and they ran through the bushes
>and they through places where rabbits couldn't go
>Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
>
in 1814 we took a little trip
from the ?? of ??
to the mighty mississip...
i remember that...
my dad useta sing it to me when i was younger.
- Java
-----*55555*55555*55555*55555*55555*-----
Java the Coffee Goddess Incarnate
aka Aramida the Anarchal Apostate
Lady of all things that go *schnarkle* in the night
Patron Goddess of very small rocks
and KEEPER OF THE SACRED SPOON !!!!
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
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>
> ICEKNIFE wrote in message <75tp3.709$UT6.2...@typ11.nn.bcandid.com>...
> :
> :Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote in message
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> :>.
> :
> :close...
> :
> :Weeeell, they ran through the briars
> :and they ran throught the brambles
> :and they ran through the bushes where a rabbit wouldn't go
> :Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
> :
>
> Johnny Horton of "North to Alaska" fame
>
> little toad
>
down on 34th and Vine)
Gurdjieff
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
to the mighty mississip...
along with "Kernel"Jackson.
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>> ICEKNIFE wrote in message <75tp3.709$UT6.2...@typ11.nn.bcandid.com>...
>> :
>> :Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote in message
>> :<7o5lrh$6ql$1...@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net>...
>> :>.
>> :
>> :close...
>> :
>> :Weeeell, they ran through the briars
>> :and they ran throught the brambles
>> :and they ran through the bushes where a rabbit wouldn't go
>> :Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
>> :
>>
>> Johnny Horton of "North to Alaska" fame
>>
>> little toad
>>
>smitten smitten smittenED....I have drunken her potion..(she's got a "pad"
>down on 34th and Vine)
>
ICEKNIFE
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote in message <7o5mjk$5n1
> fact..... boring fact.... Captain Hook lost tons of cash due to lost sells
>because the BBC
>would not play "Cover of the Rolling Stone"
>
>At that time it was a law in great Britain that a "commercial product"
could
>not be mentioned (in a song) by name on the radio. I guess, the BBC's take
>on it was.. if the Company owning said "product" didn't hand over
>advertising bucks then the BBC certainly wasn't going to give em free plugs
Captain Hook? Uh, wrong play, Tinkerbell.
König Prüße, GmbH
> >
> > Johnny Horton of "North to Alaska" fame
> >
> > little toad
> >
> smitten smitten smittenED....I have drunken her potion..(she's got a "pad"
> down on 34th and Vine)
>
> Gurdjieff
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!
It came out of the sky just a little bit east of Moline
Jodie jumped down off his tractor to be sure what he seen
It was green, and started to glow, musta been a UFO
And he ran all the way to town screamin' "It came outa the sky!"
Coffee Goddess
> in 1814 we took a little trip
>along with "Kernel"Jackson.
> to the mighty mississip...
>
umm..gurdy...could you just post the whole song? pleeeez?
- Java
She-ra in Skank Boots
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
--
.
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something like "post all of the song...pleezee.."
> >
> > in 1814 we took a little trip
> >along with "Kernel"Jackson.
> > to the mighty mississip..
We brought a little bacon
and we brought a little beans
and we fought the bloody British
in the town of New Orleans
Old Hickory said we can take 'em by surprize
If we didn't fire our Muskets till we looked em in the eye
must have been a hundred of em beating on their drums
When we begain firing they began to run
Weeeell, they ran through the briars
and they ran throught the brambles
and they ran through the bushes where a rabbit wouldn't go
Ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
They (we)fired their( our?) cannons 'til the barrels melted down"
"They (we?) grabbed an alligator and fought another round"
"They (we?) filled his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind"
"And (we?) when they touched the powder off the 'gator lost his mind"
Weeeell, they ran through the briars
and they ran throught the brambles
and they ran through the bushes where a rabbit wouldn't go
Ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
That's all I can remember and Iceknife and Konig Prube, Gmbh helped too
Now, since we are talking New Orleans, how about.....
LEFTOVER HOLIDAY TURKEY ?
... what ya do with ya leftover turkey carcass is to make a
gumbo.
It's fabulous. Sure, make turkey sandwiches, turkey whatevers, but reserve
a
pound or so of turkey meat and the bones/carcass and make this. You won't
regret it. And maybe, the two-days-after-Thanksgiving dinner of gumbo might
just become a tradition in your household.
LEFTOVER HOLIDAY TURKEY GUMBO
6 quarts turkey stock, made from your leftover turkey carcass
1 cup flour
1 cup oil (but if you *really* want to be decadent, use bacon fat)
1 pound leftover turkey meat, white and/or dark, chopped into bite-sized
pieces
1 pound andouille or smoked sausage
2 pounds shrimp
2 pounds okra, sliced
2 onions, chopped
1 bunch green onions with tops, chopped
2 bell peppers, chopped
5 ribs celery, chopped
several cloves garlic, minced
3 bay leaves
1 bunch fresh parsley, chopped
Creole seasoning to taste, OR
black, white and cayenne peppers, to taste
Few dashes Tabasco, or to taste.
Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
Steaming hot Louisiana long-grain rice
Blend oil (or bacon fat) and flour thoroughly in a thick skillet and cook
over medium-high to high heat, stirring CONSTANTLY. BE VERY CAREFUL NOT TO
BURN IT!! If you start to see lots of black specks in the roux, you've
screwed it up. Dump it out and start over. Keep cooking and stirring until
the roux gets darker and darker. It's best to use a very heavy bot or
skillet for roux-making, especially cast iron. With a good cast iron Dutch
oven or skillet, you can get a beautiful dark roux in only about 20
minutes.
If you prefer a blond or medium roux, cut down on the amount of roux you
use; dark roux does not have as much thickening effect since the starch is
so thoroughy cooked.
You should turn the fire down or off as the roux nears the right color,
because the heat from the pan will continue cooking it. You can also add
your onions, bell peppers and celery to the roux as it's near the end of
cooking to arrest the cooking process and to soften the vegetables (I like
to do it this way, and I recommend it). KEEP STIRRING until the roux is
relatively cool. Add the roux to the stock.
Slice the andouille or smoked sausage and brown, pouring off all the fat.
Saute the onions, green onions, bell pepper and celery if you haven't
already added them to the roux, and add to the stock. Add the sausage. Add
the bay leaves and Creole seasoning (or ground peppers) to taste and stir.
Bring to a boil and immediately reduce to a simmer; let simmer for about 30
minutes. Keep tasting and adjusting seasonings as needed.
Add the okra and cook another 30 minutes or so. Make sure that the
"ropiness" or "stringiness" from the okra is gone, then add the parsley and
the reserved turkey meat. Simmer for another 15 minutes, then add the
shrimp. Give it another 5-6 minutes or so, until the shrimp are just done,
turning pink. Be very careful not to overcook the shrimp; adding the shrimp
should be the last step. Adjust seasonings, adding salt, pepper and perhaps
Tabasco as needed. Remember that gumbo shouldn't be too spicy hot.
If there is any fat on the surface of the gumbo, try to skim off as much of
it as possible.
Serve generous amounts in bowls over hot rice. Sprinkle about 1/4-1/2
teaspoon of gumbo file' in your individual serving; just remember not to
put
it in the pot and cook it with the gumbo; it doesn't work, and will make
the
gumbo stringy.
Remember when you cook Canjun or Creole always have a good white wine near
by.
It's not for the dish, its for the cook.
Woooo weeeeee Its goood ! I gaRrun'teeee
Gurdjieff of loooseeeAnna
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
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>
>
> LEFTOVER HOLIDAY TURKEY GUMBO
snip> > > > >
>
> Remember when you cook Canjun or Creole always have a good white wine
near
> by.
> It's not for the dish, its for the cook.
> Woooo weeeeee Its goood ! I gaRrun'teeee
>
> Gurdjieff of loooseeeAnna
>
New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin."
-- Mark Twain, 1884
little toad
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote in message
: LEFTOVER HOLIDAY TURKEY GUMBO
:
little toad is swooning
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
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>
I stand (on pegged leg) corrected.
I know, I know, I know a place where dreams are born and time is
never........
Its not on any chart, you must find it in your heart....
Gurdjieff of Never-Never-Land
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
>
> Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote in message
>
> : LEFTOVER HOLIDAY TURKEY GUMBO
>
>
> little toad is swooning
>
**eyes the little toad swooning...and thinks he has finally made an
impression**
.....whispers "shut de eyes and picture tis, little toad.... C m ho cakes? C
m stewed
maytas and gumbo? C m Cra-dad Étouffée? C m stuffed chicken with mushrooms
and shrimp with gator sauce-piquante ? C m pecan soup? C m fried fish with
crushed pecan batter? and I B, Cm Chocolate Doberge cake? woo weee !! dats
good "
Gurdjieff of Avery Island, LoooseeeAnna
seafood don't mek ya fatter
Shhh, hush up.. Its the batter
little toad
:.
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:> Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote in message
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:>
:> :
:> : 6 quarts turkey stock, made from your leftover turkey carcass
:> : 1 cup flour
:> : 1 cup oil (but if you *really* want to be decadent, use bacon fat)
Well then, bacon fat it is. But only if it comes from a tin can kept on
the back of the cookstove. ;-)
:> : 1 pound leftover turkey meat, white and/or dark, chopped into
:> bite-sized
:> : pieces
:> : 1 pound andouille or smoked sausage
The former, never the latter, please. :-)
:> : 2 pounds shrimp
Or crawfish - any Pink Crustacean will do nicely, sans white sport coat
though - expediency and all
:> : 2 pounds okra, sliced
:> : 2 onions, chopped
:> : 1 bunch green onions with tops, chopped
:> : 2 bell peppers, chopped
:> : 5 ribs celery, chopped
:> : several cloves garlic, minced
:> : 3 bay leaves
:> : 1 bunch fresh parsley, chopped
Fresh from my garden or yours? How about a little fresh thyme?
:> : Creole seasoning to taste, OR
:> : black, white and cayenne peppers, to taste
:> : Few dashes Tabasco, or to taste.
:> : Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
:> : Steaming hot Louisiana long-grain rice
:> : Blend oil (or bacon fat) and flour thoroughly in a thick skillet
and
:> : cook over medium-high to high heat, stirring CONSTANTLY. BE VERY
:> : CAREFUL NOT TO BURN IT!! If you start to see lots of black specks
:> : in the roux, you've screwed it up. Dump it out and start over. Keep
:> : cooking and stirring until the roux gets darker and darker. It's
best
:> : to use a very heavy bot or skillet for roux-making, especially cast
iron.
:> With a good cast iron Dutch oven or skillet, you can get a beautiful
dark
:> : roux in only about 20 minutes.
Gotta be a cast iron dutch oven! Well-seasoned and coated with black
crust on the outside, yet smooth as my, well, I digress, on the inside.
:> : If you prefer a blond or medium roux, cut down on the amount of
roux
:> : you use; dark roux does not have as much thickening effect since
the
:> : starch is so thoroughy cooked.
:> :
:> : You should turn the fire down or off as the roux nears the right
:> : color, because the heat from the pan will continue cooking it.
:> : You can also add your onions, bell peppers and celery to the roux
:> : as it's near the end of cooking to arrest the cooking process and
to
:> : soften the vegetables (I like to do it this way, and I recommend
it).
:> : KEEP STIRRING until the roux is relatively cool. Add the roux to
the
:> : stock.
Stirring with a wooden spoon? :-) I like wooden spoons.
:> :
:> : Slice the andouille or smoked sausage and brown, pouring off all
the
:> : fat.
:> :
:> : Saute the onions, green onions, bell pepper and celery if you
haven't
:> : already added them to the roux, and add to the stock. Add the
sausage.
:> : Add the bay leaves and Creole seasoning (or ground peppers)
:> : to taste and stir.
:> : Bring to a boil and immediately reduce to a simmer; let simmer for
:> : about 30 minutes. Keep tasting and adjusting seasonings as needed.
Power, beauty, and calmness in the ritual of cooking. Are you throwin'
your mojo on me?
:> : Add the okra and cook another 30 minutes or so. Make sure that the
:> : "ropiness" or "stringiness" from the okra is gone, then add the
:> : parsley and the reserved turkey meat. Simmer for another 15
:> : minutes, then add the shrimp. Give it another 5-6 minutes or so,
:> : until the shrimp are just done, turning pink. Be very careful not
to
:> : overcook the shrimp; adding the shrimp should be the last step.
:> : Adjust seasonings, adding salt, pepper and perhaps Tabasco as
:> : needed. Remember that gumbo shouldn't be too spicy hot.
:> :
:> : If there is any fat on the surface of the gumbo, try to skim off as
:> : much of it as possible.
Yes, please.
:> : Serve generous amounts in bowls over hot rice. Sprinkle about
1/4-1/2
:> : teaspoon of gumbo file' in your individual serving; just remember
not
:> : to put it in the pot and cook it with the gumbo; it doesn't work,
and will
:> : make the gumbo stringy.
Fresh file', please? And my mouth is watering!
:> : Remember when you cook Canjun or Creole always have a good white
wine
:> : near by.
:> : It's not for the dish, its for the cook.
:> : Woooo weeeeee Its goood ! I gaRrun'teeee
:> :
:> : Gurdjieff of loooseeeAnna
:>
:> little toad is swooning
:>
:
:**eyes the little toad swooning...and thinks he has finally made an
:impression**
Seems as though you're fixin to try, Mr. Slyboots.
:.....whispers "shut de eyes and picture tis, little toad....
LOL - How can I shut my eyes and picture tis, GG, when I have to read
the words in order to picture them?
But I'll play - <shutting my eyes and imagining a voice - is that Cajun?
Creole? Jamacian? Swiss? German? Irish by half? What is that melodious
sound I hear?>
:C m ho cakes? C m stewed
:maytas and gumbo? C m Cra-dad Étouffée? C m stuffed chicken
:with mushrooms and shrimp with gator sauce-piquante ?
LOL! Oh yes, but don't stand so close to me after I've eaten gator -
fair warning.
:C m pecan soup? C m fried fish with
:crushed pecan batter? and I B, Cm Chocolate Doberge cake? woo weee !!
dats
:good "
Could we eat out in the backyard while shootin' the breeze,
With my hair up in curlers and my pants to my knees?
:Gurdjieff of Avery Island, LoooseeeAnna
Isn't that the home of Tabasco?
:seafood don't mek ya fatter
:Shhh, hush up.. Its the batter
LOL
little toad, on GG's road to culinary adoration, and 'preciatin' the
Joy(s) of Cooking ;-)
little toad
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:>
:> in 1814 we took a little trip
:>along with "Kernel"Jackson.
:> to the mighty mississip...
:>
:
:umm..gurdy...could you just post the whole song? pleeeez?
Here's a site about the history of the song -
http://www.crl.com/~tsimon/battle.htm
little toad
little toad
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:Coffee Goddess wrote in message
:
Here are the lyrics:
BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS
Well, in 18 and 14, we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Missisip
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we met the bloody British in the town of New Orleans
We fired our guns and the British kept a comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began a running
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Well, I seed Marse Jackson come a-walkin' down the street
And a-talkin' to a pirate by the name of Jean Lafitte;
He gave Jean a drink that he brung from Tennessee,
And the pirate said he'd help us drive the British to the sea.
Well the French told Andrew, "You had better run
For Packenham's a=comin' with a bullet in his gun."
Old Hickory said he didn't give a damn
He's a-gonna whup the britches off of Colonel Packenham.
Well, we looked down the river and we seed the British come
And there must have been a hundred of them beating on the drum
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
While we stood behind our cotton bales and didn't say a thing
Old Hickory said we could take em by surprise
If we didn't fire a musket till we looked em in the eyes
We held our fire till we seed their face well
Then we opened up our squirrel guns and really gave em well..
Well they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go
They ran so fast the hounds couldn't catch em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Well we fired our cannons till the barrels melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round
We filled his head with minie balls and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the 'gator lost his mind
They lost their pants and their pretty shiny coats
And their tails was all a-showin' like a bunch of billy goats.
They ran down the river with their tongues a-hanging out
And they said they got a lickin', which there wasn't any doubt.
Well we marched back to town in our dirty ragged pants
And we danced all night with the pretty girls from France;
We couldn't understand 'em, but they had the sweetest charms
And we understood 'em better when we got 'em in our arms.
Well, the guide who brung the British from the sea
Come a-limping into camp just as sick as he could be,
He said the dying words of Colonel Packenham
Was, "You better quit your foolin' with your cousin Uncle Sam."
Well, we'll march back home, but we'll never be content
Till we make Old Hick'ry the people's president.
And every time we think about the bacon and the beans
We'll think about the fun we had way down in New Orleans.
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
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> :> Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote in message
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> :>
> :> : LEFTOVER HOLIDAY TURKEY GUMBO
> :> :
> :> : 6 quarts turkey stock, made from your leftover turkey carcass
> :> : 1 cup flour
> :> : 1 cup oil (but if you *really* want to be decadent, use bacon fat)
>
> Well then, bacon fat it is. But only if it comes from a tin can kept on
> the back of the cookstove. ;-)
Yep....and to be official make that a used Crisco can with the handy
plastic top
>
> :> : 1 pound leftover turkey meat, white and/or dark, chopped into
> :> bite-sized
> :> : pieces
> :> : 1 pound andouille or smoked sausage
>
> The former, never the latter, please. :-)
>
> :> : 2 pounds shrimp
:-)
>
> Or crawfish - any Pink Crustacean will do nicely, sans white sport coat
> though - expediency and all
Give me oysters and beer everyday of the year and I B happy and be careful
when you steal the peanut butter. BTW, Did you ever see Marty Robins in his
sweat stained Bogart suit?
>
> :> : 2 pounds okra, sliced
> :> : 2 onions, chopped
> :> : 1 bunch green onions with tops, chopped
> :> : 2 bell peppers, chopped
> :> : 5 ribs celery, chopped
> :> : several cloves garlic, minced
> :> : 3 bay leaves
> :> : 1 bunch fresh parsley, chopped
>
> Fresh from my garden or yours? How about a little fresh thyme?
Not quite...its fresh from my neighbors' garden.... dats what I was doing
when you and Jimmy were robbing the filling station.
**thyme is a substitute for File' ( dried sassafras leaf).... Use File' if
possible
>
> :> : Creole seasoning to taste, OR
> :> : black, white and cayenne peppers, to taste
> :> : Few dashes Tabasco, or to taste.
> :> : Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
> :> : Steaming hot Louisiana long-grain rice
> :> : Blend oil (or bacon fat) and flour thoroughly in a thick skillet
> and
> :> : cook over medium-high to high heat, stirring CONSTANTLY. BE VERY
> :> : CAREFUL NOT TO BURN IT!! If you start to see lots of black specks
> :> : in the roux, you've screwed it up. Dump it out and start over. Keep
> :> : cooking and stirring until the roux gets darker and darker. It's
> best
> :> : to use a very heavy bot or skillet for roux-making, especially cast
> iron.
> :> With a good cast iron Dutch oven or skillet, you can get a beautiful
> dark
> :> : roux in only about 20 minutes.
>
> Gotta be a cast iron dutch oven! Well-seasoned and coated with black
> crust on the outside, yet smooth as my, well, I digress, on the inside.
Smooth as what, My little toad, This cook needs to know how to stir the pot
*just* right.
>
> :> : If you prefer a blond or medium roux, cut down on the amount of
> roux
> :> : you use; dark roux does not have as much thickening effect since
> the
> :> : starch is so thoroughy cooked.
> :> :
> :> : You should turn the fire down or off as the roux nears the right
> :> : color, because the heat from the pan will continue cooking it.
> :> : You can also add your onions, bell peppers and celery to the roux
> :> : as it's near the end of cooking to arrest the cooking process and
> to
> :> : soften the vegetables (I like to do it this way, and I recommend
> it).
> :> : KEEP STIRRING until the roux is relatively cool. Add the roux to
> the
> :> : stock.
>
> Stirring with a wooden spoon? :-) I like wooden spoons.
yes, wooden spoons make mighty nice stirrers in a pinch. * Bob Marley
breaks into "Stir IT Up", little darlin, stir it up...*
>
> :> :
> :> : Slice the andouille or smoked sausage and brown, pouring off all
> the
> :> : fat.
> :> :
> :> : Saute the onions, green onions, bell pepper and celery if you
> haven't
> :> : already added them to the roux, and add to the stock. Add the
> sausage.
> :> : Add the bay leaves and Creole seasoning (or ground peppers)
> :> : to taste and stir.
> :> : Bring to a boil and immediately reduce to a simmer; let simmer for
> :> : about 30 minutes. Keep tasting and adjusting seasonings as needed.
>
> Power, beauty, and calmness in the ritual of cooking. Are you throwin'
> your mojo on me?
Mojo, me? have you ever heard of such a thing anywhere near New Orleans? We
All Catholic in dese parts and how bout dem Saints?
>
> :> : Add the okra and cook another 30 minutes or so. Make sure that the
> :> : "ropiness" or "stringiness" from the okra is gone, then add the
> :> : parsley and the reserved turkey meat. Simmer for another 15
> :> : minutes, then add the shrimp. Give it another 5-6 minutes or so,
> :> : until the shrimp are just done, turning pink. Be very careful not
> to
> :> : overcook the shrimp; adding the shrimp should be the last step.
> :> : Adjust seasonings, adding salt, pepper and perhaps Tabasco as
> :> : needed. Remember that gumbo shouldn't be too spicy hot.
> :> :
> :> : If there is any fat on the surface of the gumbo, try to skim off as
> :> : much of it as possible.
>
> Yes, please.
>
> :> : Serve generous amounts in bowls over hot rice. Sprinkle about
> 1/4-1/2
> :> : teaspoon of gumbo file' in your individual serving; just remember
> not
> :> : to put it in the pot and cook it with the gumbo; it doesn't work,
> and will
> :> : make the gumbo stringy.
>
> Fresh file', please? And my mouth is watering!
Go pick da sassafras leaves.... preheat oven to 250... turn oven off...put
dem leaves in the oven on tin pie plate... wait 7 to 10 minutes.... remove
file'.... kinda like drying out that other kind of herb
>
> :> : Remember when you cook Canjun or Creole always have a good white
> wine
> :> : near by.
> :> : It's not for the dish, its for the cook.
> :> : Woooo weeeeee Its goood ! I gaRrun'teeee
> :> :
> :> : Gurdjieff of loooseeeAnna
> :>
> :> little toad is swooning
> :>
> :
> :**eyes the little toad swooning...and thinks he has finally made an
> :impression**
>
> Seems as though you're fixin to try, Mr. Slyboots.
>
> :.....whispers "shut de eyes and picture tis, little toad....
>
> LOL - How can I shut my eyes and picture tis, GG, when I have to read
> the words in order to picture them?
You have to picture dem it ur head... Dem don't mek Braille in Cajun !!
>
> But I'll play - <shutting my eyes and imagining a voice - is that Cajun?
> Creole? Jamacian? Swiss? German? Irish by half? What is that melodious
> sound I hear?>
laughs...I am a man of many flags (and patriot to none) but only one
pole/staff. Hears Ricky break into "Traveling Man" done inna reggae-jig
stylie with the Chieftons lads playing back-up at a October-fest in Zurich.
>
> :C m ho cakes? C m stewed
> :maytas and gumbo? C m Cra-dad Étouffée? C m stuffed chicken
> :with mushrooms and shrimp with gator sauce-piquante ?
>
> LOL! Oh yes, but don't stand so close to me after I've eaten gator -
> fair warning.
Woman goes into store looking to buy a pair of alligator shoes....sees the
price tag and
tells the clerk he has some nerve asking such a steep price. The clerk gets
miffed.... tells woman that alligator is expensive and if she don't like it
then go into the swamps and get her own. Clerk sees the woman later that day
waist deep in the swamp with a baseball bat. Clerk thinks "what an idiot"
until he sees 20 dead gators lying on the bank. Woman sees man and tells him
that he is a damn liar. "I done killed 20 alligators and none of the
son-of-a-bitches were wearing shoes.
>
> :C m pecan soup? C m fried fish with
> :crushed pecan batter? and I B, Cm Chocolate Doberge cake? woo weee !!
> dats
> :good "
>
> Could we eat out in the backyard while shootin' the breeze,
> With my hair up in curlers and my pants to my knees?
Kiss me, little toad, (under a blue umbrella) and see if my stomach makes
noises..
>
> :Gurdjieff of Avery Island, LoooseeeAnna
>
> Isn't that the home of Tabasco?
Sure is....good eye...dats some good stuff in dem lil 59mL bottles
>
> :seafood don't mek ya fatter
> :Shhh, hush up.. Its the batter
>
>
> LOL
>
> little toad, on GG's road to culinary adoration, and 'preciatin' the
> Joy(s) of Cooking ;-)
>
>
*smiles big time kinda like a possum who has avoided the black water Cajuns*
Gurdjieff of Dublin, Negril & Black River, Zurich, loooseeeAnna, Florida
Gulf Coast, Virginia and Gomorrah
g.v.w. iv
> In article
> <Pine.SOL.3.96L.99080...@unix4.andrew.cmu.edu>,
> Gilbert Vanburen Wilkes <g...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
> > On Mon, 2 Aug 1999, HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> > > In article
> > > <Pine.SOL.3.96L.99080...@unix4.andrew.cmu.edu>,
> > > Gilbert Vanburen Wilkes <g...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > On Mon, 2 Aug 1999, HellPope Huey gibbered:
> >
> > > > Prove to me that you are worth my time, Hellpoop.
> > >
> > > My, we have an extremely LARGE opinion of ourselves, don't we?
> Grown
> >
> > i merely have limited time, all-caps boy. i love this game, but i also
> > have to work, eat, sleep, study, maintain myself in this world. So i
> tend to be selective.
>
> If you're stroking yourself via alt.slack, your claim of
> selectiveness is suspect at best. Just because its SACRED crap doesn't
> mean that it is not, at its rotten roots, still crap. So far, you
> haven't come across as one who enjoys rolling in it as the rest of us
> do, but rather, you tiptoe through the sty in stilts, bitching about
> the smell below. Too Palmeresque!
Pathetic.
Wear a testosterone patch, will you? When you puff your little scrotum
attempting to sound manly, you only come off ridiculous.
i feel like i'm being harangued by a homeless psychotic: gaunt, wraith-like,
toothless, filthy, bedraggled, sputtering non-sensically. He wants
attention. He wants to provoke me. He wants to make me angry.
But i feel nothing but pity for hellpoop.
What could be the little one's issue? What inspires his panicky flatulence?
He emits strings of nonsense syllables that give no clue.
> >
> > > in a vat under isolated conditions, no doubt. So THAT'S what that
> >
> > Have you read any D. Dennett? or cog sci?--the brain in the vat motif
> > popular among philosophers and cognitive scientists?
> >
> I was thinking more along the lines of "The Brain That Would Not
> Die!" Cog.sci & sci.whatever are useful and even accidentally
> interesting at times, but for every really insightful philosopher who
> defines him/herself as such, there are a jillion wannabes who can't
> seem to reason their way out of a brown paper sack.
Yes, little boy, you who sniffs bedpans, licks enema nozzles, consumes stool
specimens like snickers bars. You Know all about philosophy, cog sci and
otherwise.
> > > yeasty new smell was. Until you pointed it out, I thought someone
> had left a gutted beaver on the kitchen table.
> >
> > Yes, the smell. You mentioned that before. You seem to have an odor
> > problem. What with our proximity one to another and the poverty of
> this medium, a more reasonable hypothesis that you picked up a genital
> fungus from Sister Dispepsic.
> >
> > Hey, Sis D is more MAN than you'll ever BE and more WOMAN than you'll
> ever GET! Unless, of course, you took your animal husbandry class to
> heart.
Sis D, as you yourself insisted in your last correspondence, is a man. You
said she had a bigger penis than both of us. She is a woman only in the same
sense that Rue Paul is a woman. In terms of any gross biological datum,
''she'' is male.
> >
> i thought people only wore beaver. i had no idea people eat
> > beaver.
>
> Spoken like a true virginal, closet meat-whacker!
Sister Despondent confronts us with a failure of education. She claims a
liberal education, yet she cannot articulate the simplest ideas. She claims
to read, yet she cannot write. We cheated her, Hellpoop. Our system of
public education failed her. We did not teach her, we warehoused her. You,
however, Hellpoop, confront us with a more general failure, a more difficult
failure, a moral failure, a societal failure. Despite lavish public funding
for health, hygiene, education, despite all our attempts to produce a more
humane, more inclusive, more open society, despite the long, hard labor of
radicals and reformers and the movements they inspired, the Hellpoop Hueys
are still with us, leering at us, mocking us, puffing their little scrotums,
torching our churches, burning crosses at clan rallies, bombing clinics,
attacking the poor because of their poverty, attacking the rich because of
their wealth, attacking the sick because of their diseases, desecrating
cemeteries. (Sue me, bloat boy: i quote from your resume without
permission.)
> > >
> > > Your icewipe routine wears thin quick; it wore thin for icewipe even
> > > quicker. You have yet to cross any thresholds.
> > >
> > > Depends on what you define as a "threshold." Aside from the yuks,
> I've
> >
> > A good answer.
> >
> > i meant threshold only in a narrow sense: i meant that you have yet to
> > provoke me. i need motivation to enjoy this activity. i need to be
> > provoked. icewipe provoked me when he attacked a friend of mine
> without cause. So i enjoy myself immensely at his expense. It satisfies
> my admittedly quirky sense of poetic justice.
>
> You can't do ANYTHING at Icey's expense; the mob lopped off his
> receptors way back when.
So it would seem.
You also lopped his testicles off. Or someone did. Yours too. So now you
skulk about like latter-day Galli, carrying your mummified balls around in a
lacquer-work box, begging for attention.
But i still find th boy useful. i divine the future using icewipe as an
immense and morbidly obese pendulum bob.
i simply attach icewipe's empty scrotum to a cable suspended from some lofty
perch, preferably the barrel vaulted ceiling of a mosque or a basilica or
some other sacred space. Then, i hoist icewipe aloft, pushing the droopy
dribbler gently only once. After a few tumbles and rolls the fat-boy's
motions become regular. Sometimes i need to calm little icewipe with a few
gentle strokes of a police baton. But usually he just hangs there, naked,
motionless, up-ended, swaying gently in synch with the motions of the earth
and sky. His rolls of icehole-fat fall all a-adroop around him.
Then i asked questions. icewipe's absurd gyrations reveal the answers.
>
> >
> > You, however, have yet to provoke me. You seem harmless, even
> vulnerable. Especially when you write what follows.
> >
> > > gotten some intelligent responses to my serious stuff and now have
> 7 new friends who are semi-regular, tape-swappin' e-mail
> correspondents
> >
> Vulnerable, shit; just a comment regarding the fact that Usenet has
> applications and rewards aside from the usual turd-flinging.
Or unusual.
> > i have every confidence that you have made friends and influenced
> people, Hellpoop. You have no need to prove your self-worth to me, now
> or ever. Swap your tapes. Email your correspondents. Commune with your
> friends. Take nothing i write in this medium seriously.
>
> Or internally, even!
Yes. Or internally. (Learn to keep objects out of your mouth, Hellpoop.)
> You just aren't evidencing enough variety to
i can see you find the English language so unlimited. You simply refuse to
let it limit you. You simply ignore little bugbears like, say, parts of
speech.
> be worth the read.
Can you read? At what level?
> Sniping endlessly is for decaying grannies and the
i insist you stop talking abour Reverend Magdalen like that!
> kind of religious fuck we're honor-bound to gas at every opportunity.
> Sorry, but I went through this as one of many Palmer-baiters and his
> stodgy adherence to a crapulent shtick lost my interest weeks ago.
> Likewise yourself.
Yet here you are, little boy. Descanting apace. You contradict yourself with
every keystroke.
> HellPope Huey
> "WOW, that is one big pile of SHIT!"-Jurassic Park
i uttered the same words when i encountered icewipe.
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Share what you know. Learn what you don't.
--
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:> :>
:> :> : LEFTOVER HOLIDAY TURKEY GUMBO
:> :> :
:> :> : 6 quarts turkey stock, made from your leftover turkey carcass
:> :> : 1 cup flour
:> :> : 1 cup oil (but if you *really* want to be decadent, use bacon
fat)
:>
:> Well then, bacon fat it is. But only if it comes from a tin can kept
on
:> the back of the cookstove. ;-)
:
: Yep....and to be official make that a used Crisco can with the handy
:plastic top
LOL -
:>
:> :> : 1 pound leftover turkey meat, white and/or dark, chopped into
:> :> bite-sized
:> :> : pieces
:> :> : 1 pound andouille or smoked sausage
:>
:> The former, never the latter, please. :-)
:>
:> :> : 2 pounds shrimp
:
: :-)
:>
:> Or crawfish - any Pink Crustacean will do nicely, sans white sport
coat
:> though - expediency and all
:
:
: Give me oysters and beer everyday of the year and I B happy
Ice-cold long-neck bottled beer, yes. Oysters fresh from the shell with
fresh lemons and limes, yes.
: and be careful
:when you steal the peanut butter. BTW, Did you ever see Marty Robins
in his
:sweat stained Bogart suit?
Nope. Did he wear those on the streets of Laredo? Did he have an African
parakeet on his shoulder?
:> :> : 2 pounds okra, sliced
:> :> : 2 onions, chopped
:> :> : 1 bunch green onions with tops, chopped
:> :> : 2 bell peppers, chopped
:> :> : 5 ribs celery, chopped
:> :> : several cloves garlic, minced
:> :> : 3 bay leaves
:> :> : 1 bunch fresh parsley, chopped
:>
:> Fresh from my garden or yours? How about a little fresh thyme?
:
: Not quite...its fresh from my neighbors' garden.... dats what I was
doing
:when you and Jimmy were robbing the filling station.
:**thyme is a substitute for File' ( dried sassafras leaf).... Use File'
if
:possible
I have never robbed a filling station! :-) Juvie bust for vagrancy, yes.
I didn't shoot the sheriff, though. But that damn strip search was
enough to keep me away from eating turkey and dressing carved out of
wood from then on.
:> :> : Creole seasoning to taste, OR
What do you think, Mr. Slyboots? That I am going to tell you what your
Way looks like *and* draw you a map? :-)
:> :> : If you prefer a blond or medium roux, cut down on the amount of
:> roux
:> :> : you use; dark roux does not have as much thickening effect since
:> the
:> :> : starch is so thoroughy cooked.
:> :> :
:> :> : You should turn the fire down or off as the roux nears the right
:> :> : color, because the heat from the pan will continue cooking it.
:> :> : You can also add your onions, bell peppers and celery to the
roux
:> :> : as it's near the end of cooking to arrest the cooking process
and
:> to
:> :> : soften the vegetables (I like to do it this way, and I recommend
:> it).
:> :> : KEEP STIRRING until the roux is relatively cool. Add the roux to
:> the
:> :> : stock.
:>
:> Stirring with a wooden spoon? :-) I like wooden spoons.
:
: yes, wooden spoons make mighty nice stirrers in a pinch. * Bob Marley
:breaks into "Stir IT Up", little darlin, stir it up...*
Nice song, but I had other things in mind for the spoons, but if you
insist on stirring with them, oh well...
:> :> : Slice the andouille or smoked sausage and brown, pouring off all
:> the
:> :> : fat.
:> :> :
:> :> : Saute the onions, green onions, bell pepper and celery if you
:> haven't
:> :> : already added them to the roux, and add to the stock. Add the
:> sausage.
:> :> : Add the bay leaves and Creole seasoning (or ground peppers)
:> :> : to taste and stir.
:> :> : Bring to a boil and immediately reduce to a simmer; let simmer
for
:> :> : about 30 minutes. Keep tasting and adjusting seasonings as
needed.
:>
:> Power, beauty, and calmness in the ritual of cooking. Are you
throwin'
:> your mojo on me?
:
: Mojo, me? have you ever heard of such a thing anywhere near New
Orleans?
Oh my, yes, I have. :-)
:We
:All Catholic in dese parts and how bout dem Saints?
Are they still playing football or did they just give up yet?
Can a Discordian be Catholic? Wouldn't that have to be with a little
"c"? :-)
:> :> : Add the okra and cook another 30 minutes or so. Make sure that
Ovens for that other herb? Never, unless absolutely necessary. Is
sassafras a tree or a shrub?
:> :> : Remember when you cook Canjun or Creole always have a good white
:> wine
:> :> : near by.
:> :> : It's not for the dish, its for the cook.
:> :> : Woooo weeeeee Its goood ! I gaRrun'teeee
:> :> :
:> :> : Gurdjieff of loooseeeAnna
:> :>
:> :> little toad is swooning
:> :>
:> :
:> :**eyes the little toad swooning...and thinks he has finally made an
:> :impression**
:>
:> Seems as though you're fixin to try, Mr. Slyboots.
:>
:> :.....whispers "shut de eyes and picture tis, little toad....
:>
:> LOL - How can I shut my eyes and picture tis, GG, when I have to read
:> the words in order to picture them?
:
: You have to picture dem it ur head... Dem don't mek Braille in Cajun
!!
LOL <imagining a Braille Cajun ATM or an elevator>- But if I can't see
them and nobody is reading them to me, then how can I know what they
are?
:>
:> But I'll play - <shutting my eyes and imagining a voice - is that
Cajun?
:> Creole? Jamacian? Swiss? German? Irish by half? What is that
melodious
:> sound I hear?>
:
: laughs...I am a man of many flags (and patriot to none) but only one
:pole/staff. Hears Ricky break into "Traveling Man" done inna reggae-jig
:stylie with the Chieftons lads playing back-up at a October-fest in
Zurich.
You are an interesting man, GG. I'm not touching the straight line you
served me. <G>
:>
:> :C m ho cakes? C m stewed
:> :maytas and gumbo? C m Cra-dad Étouffée? C m stuffed chicken
:> :with mushrooms and shrimp with gator sauce-piquante ?
:>
:> LOL! Oh yes, but don't stand so close to me after I've eaten gator -
:> fair warning.
:
:Woman goes into store looking to buy a pair of alligator shoes....sees
the
:price tag and
:tells the clerk he has some nerve asking such a steep price. The clerk
gets
:miffed.... tells woman that alligator is expensive and if she don't
like it
:then go into the swamps and get her own. Clerk sees the woman later
that day
:waist deep in the swamp with a baseball bat. Clerk thinks "what an
idiot"
:until he sees 20 dead gators lying on the bank. Woman sees man and
tells him
:that he is a damn liar. "I done killed 20 alligators and none of the
:son-of-a-bitches were wearing shoes.
Barefoot is best whenever possible.
:> :C m pecan soup? C m fried fish with
:> :crushed pecan batter? and I B, Cm Chocolate Doberge cake? woo weee
!!
:> dats
:> :good "
:>
:> Could we eat out in the backyard while shootin' the breeze,
:> With my hair up in curlers and my pants to my knees?
:
: Kiss me, little toad, (under a blue umbrella) and see if my stomach
makes
:noises..
It's all in your head, Noise-maker, Noise-maker. :-)
:>
:> :Gurdjieff of Avery Island, LoooseeeAnna
:>
:> Isn't that the home of Tabasco?
:
: Sure is....good eye...dats some good stuff in dem lil 59mL bottles
Thank you. It is some hot stuff at that. Habeneros are also hot. Mo
hotta, mo betta.
:> :seafood don't mek ya fatter
:> :Shhh, hush up.. Its the batter
:>
:> LOL
:>
:> little toad, on GG's road to culinary adoration, and 'preciatin' the
:> Joy(s) of Cooking ;-)
:
:*smiles big time kinda like a possum who has avoided the black water
Cajuns*
:-)
:
:Gurdjieff of Dublin, Negril & Black River, Zurich, loooseeeAnna,
Florida
:Gulf Coast, Virginia and Gomorrah
:
Nice itinerary! For a pirate or a banker. ;-) Where haven't you been
that you would like to go?
little toad
chris
Sister Decadence wrote:
> On Sun, 01 Aug 1999 20:10:46 -0400, "g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
> wrote:
>
> >HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> >> superior to you.
> >>
> >> Funny talk
> >
> >i aim to please.
>
> Liar.
>
> >> Don't
> >> sweat it, folks.
> >
> >Who do you address?
>
> Those of us who BELONG here, idiot.
Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
g.v.w. iv
Hi Chris. We belong in alt.slack now. We became regulars some thirty posts
ago. i have no idea how it happened. We just got ourselves recruited. How
we get ourselves decruited again i can only speculate.
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
news:37A7F85B...@netactive.co.za...
>
> Sister Decadence wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 01 Aug 1999 20:10:46 -0400, "g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >HellPope Huey wrote:
> > >
> > >> superior to you.
> > >>
> > >> Funny talk
> > >
> > >i aim to please.
> >
> > Liar.
> >
> > >> Don't
> > >> sweat it, folks.
> > >
> > >Who do you address?
> >
> > Those of us who BELONG here, idiot.
>
> Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
> I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
> are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
My Neighbor, No.. NOT the sneaky Canadian one, the other one, has a pet
lizard
that was involved in a car accident, no, not a lizard accident but since
he is a lizard I guess you good say it was a lizard accident, anyway, he
sustained serious head injuries and they had to put a steel plate in his
head. Ever since then, he insist that he is a car and he goes by the name of
Buick. One thing about 'ol Buck...he gets great gas mileage and
I often use his back seat to knock off some luvin from the Canadian
neighbor's sister.
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
rev. mayberry
rev. mayberry
>chris wrote:
>
>> Sister Decadence wrote:
>>
>> > On Sun, 01 Aug 1999 20:10:46 -0400, "g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > >HellPope Huey wrote:
>> > >
>> > >> superior to you.
>> > >>
>> > >> Funny talk
>> > >
>> > >i aim to please.
>> >
>> > Liar.
>> >
>> > >> Don't
>> > >> sweat it, folks.
>> > >
>> > >Who do you address?
>> >
>> > Those of us who BELONG here, idiot.
>>
>> Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
>> I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
>> are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
>
>ago. i have no idea how it happened. We just got ourselves recruited. How
>we get ourselves decruited again i can only speculate.
>--
hitting you up for $30, pez and sloppy seconds.
little toad
rev. mayberry wrote in message <9k%p3.2$EU1...@news2.randori.com>...
:little toad wrote in message <7o8pul$t40$1...@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net>...
:
Cheese Whiz, Rev, that wasn't what I was thinking about when I wrote
that at all. BTW, what makes you think that I have on any pants in the
first place? :-)
little toad
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
little toad <ittl...@mypond.com> wrote in message
news:7o8pul$t40$1...@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net...
nawww....with cocktail sauce.... ketchup/Tabasco/horseradish/ and a squeeze
of lime on a Saltine cracker.
>
> : and be careful
> :when you steal the peanut butter. BTW, Did you ever see Marty Robins
> in his
> :sweat stained Bogart suit?
>
> Nope. Did he wear those on the streets of Laredo? Did he have an African
> parakeet on his shoulder?
nawww...He dressed in white linen in Laredo and yes, he did have a African
parakeet on his shoulder.
>
> :> :> : 2 pounds okra, sliced
> :> :> : 2 onions, chopped
> :> :> : 1 bunch green onions with tops, chopped
> :> :> : 2 bell peppers, chopped
> :> :> : 5 ribs celery, chopped
> :> :> : several cloves garlic, minced
> :> :> : 3 bay leaves
> :> :> : 1 bunch fresh parsley, chopped
> :>
> :> Fresh from my garden or yours? How about a little fresh thyme?
> :
> : Not quite...its fresh from my neighbors' garden.... dats what I was
> doing
> :when you and Jimmy were robbing the filling station.
> :**thyme is a substitute for File' ( dried sassafras leaf).... Use File'
> if
> :possible
>
> I have never robbed a filling station! :-) Juvie bust for vagrancy, yes.
> I didn't shoot the sheriff, though. But that damn strip search was
> enough to keep me away from eating turkey and dressing carved out of
> wood from then on.
Well, the rumor is that you did shoot John Brown and Sam Stone over a
cultivation issue.
....you could never draw a map of navigation for those eyes of yours. They
are deep, endless...infinite....the cosmos has no chart to aid in the return
from your glance nor would a captive desire return.
>
> :> :> : If you prefer a blond or medium roux, cut down on the amount of
> :> roux
> :> :> : you use; dark roux does not have as much thickening effect since
> :> the
> :> :> : starch is so thoroughy cooked.
> :> :> :
> :> :> : You should turn the fire down or off as the roux nears the right
> :> :> : color, because the heat from the pan will continue cooking it.
> :> :> : You can also add your onions, bell peppers and celery to the
> roux
> :> :> : as it's near the end of cooking to arrest the cooking process
> and
> :> to
> :> :> : soften the vegetables (I like to do it this way, and I recommend
> :> it).
> :> :> : KEEP STIRRING until the roux is relatively cool. Add the roux to
> :> the
> :> :> : stock.
> :>
> :> Stirring with a wooden spoon? :-) I like wooden spoons.
> :
> : yes, wooden spoons make mighty nice stirrers in a pinch. * Bob Marley
> :breaks into "Stir IT Up", little darlin, stir it up...*
>
> Nice song, but I had other things in mind for the spoons, but if you
> insist on stirring with them, oh well...
I am flexable of the wooden spoon useage...Have your secretary call mine
and let's see
if we can reach a workable compromise.
>
>
> :> :> : Slice the andouille or smoked sausage and brown, pouring off all
> :> the
> :> :> : fat.
> :> :> :
> :> :> : Saute the onions, green onions, bell pepper and celery if you
> :> haven't
> :> :> : already added them to the roux, and add to the stock. Add the
> :> sausage.
> :> :> : Add the bay leaves and Creole seasoning (or ground peppers)
> :> :> : to taste and stir.
> :> :> : Bring to a boil and immediately reduce to a simmer; let simmer
> for
> :> :> : about 30 minutes. Keep tasting and adjusting seasonings as
> needed.
> :>
> :> Power, beauty, and calmness in the ritual of cooking. Are you
> throwin'
> :> your mojo on me?
> :
> : Mojo, me? have you ever heard of such a thing anywhere near New
> Orleans?
>
> Oh my, yes, I have. :-)
Dats vicious rumor I can assure you of that. The pins in the lil doll thang
are just
unfortunate seamstress' accidents.
>
> :We
> :All Catholic in dese parts and how bout dem Saints?
>
> Are they still playing football or did they just give up yet?
A little of both, methinks. Anyway, I am a Redskin Fan and a cricket
enthusiast. I hear little toads are partial to cricket also.
>
> Can a Discordian be Catholic? Wouldn't that have to be with a little
> "c"? :-)
I am not "c"atholic... I am discordian-Rasta from the "O" school of
thought.
Agreed....but sometimes necessity makes it so. I would call it a bush...
but we all call everything a bush here.
I didn't serve it... it was someone on my staff that did.
>
> :>
> :> :C m ho cakes? C m stewed
> :> :maytas and gumbo? C m Cra-dad Étouffée? C m stuffed chicken
> :> :with mushrooms and shrimp with gator sauce-piquante ?
> :>
> :> LOL! Oh yes, but don't stand so close to me after I've eaten gator -
> :> fair warning.
> :
> :Woman goes into store looking to buy a pair of alligator shoes....sees
> the
> :price tag and
> :tells the clerk he has some nerve asking such a steep price. The clerk
> gets
> :miffed.... tells woman that alligator is expensive and if she don't
> like it
> :then go into the swamps and get her own. Clerk sees the woman later
> that day
> :waist deep in the swamp with a baseball bat. Clerk thinks "what an
> idiot"
> :until he sees 20 dead gators lying on the bank. Woman sees man and
> tells him
> :that he is a damn liar. "I done killed 20 alligators and none of the
> :son-of-a-bitches were wearing shoes.
>
> Barefoot is best whenever possible.
barefoot is fine but one should reframe from it during the late spring and
early summer down here when the rains come cause you can get them nasty lil
parasites
in the soles of your feet.
Good question... Martinique, W.I. or Venice, Italy sounds really nice and
If the Chinese left Tibet that might be cool . I would like to return to the
Netherlands for a few months but I would sell my soul to be back in Jamaica
if I could be there between the 1974 and 1979. But if the truth be known I
am always pretty happy where ever I am. Life is *just* a tire swing.
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
rev. mayberry
little toad wrote in message <7oaa8i$202$1...@nntp6.atl.mindspring.net>...
>:It'll probably involve you taking off your pants. Fair warning.
>:
>:
>Cheese Whiz, Rev, that wasn't what I was thinking about when I wrote
>that at all. BTW, what makes you think that I have on any pants in the
>first place? :-)
>
Ok, then hiking your skirt up around your waist. If you're naked, it'll
probably involve tapioca pudding and deer skin chaps. Fair warning.
little toad
rev. mayberry wrote in message ...
:
:little toad wrote in message <7oaa8i$202$1...@nntp6.atl.mindspring.net>...
:>
:>rev. mayberry wrote in message <9k%p3.2$EU1...@news2.randori.com>...
:
:>:It'll probably involve you taking off your pants. Fair warning.
:>:
:>:
:>Cheese Whiz, Rev, that wasn't what I was thinking about when I wrote
:>that at all. BTW, what makes you think that I have on any pants in the
:>first place? :-)
:Ok, then hiking your skirt up around your waist. If you're naked, it'll
:probably involve tapioca pudding and deer skin chaps. Fair warning.
:
There is much tapioca but tapioca is not much.
little toad
Beware of those who base their lives on the six senses of observation
for they are often in dire need of a seeing eye monkey.
-- Little Oppie Cunningham ( LOC)
All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya
don't go lookin' for rutabagas.
-- Kingfish
kevbob
news:37A7CB36...@andrew.cmu.edu...
> HellPope Huey wrote:
<snip crappy alt.slack usual crap stuff>
> Pathetic.
you said it gilbert.
i can't Believe i've WASTED so much of my time in alt.slack.
man, if i had known about rec.arts.prose sooner, i could have had
you giving me tips all this time.
> Wear a testosterone patch, will you? When you puff your little
scrotum
> attempting to sound manly, you only come off ridiculous.
man, you don't know the half of it.
> i feel like i'm being harangued by a homeless psychotic: gaunt,
wraith-like,
> toothless, filthy, bedraggled, sputtering non-sensically. He
wants
> attention. He wants to provoke me. He wants to make me angry.
man, that puts the peg on it.
> He emits strings of nonsense syllables that give no clue.
i hate to disagree with you gilbert, cuz i know yer prolly right
like that whole analogy thing, ya know i don't know a lot about
that stuff, but it really does give a clue, those syllables, if
you look carefully enough, which you prolly aren't cuz, like, why
bother, right? i mean, if yer gonna say it, just say it, don't
try and obfuscate the whole thing and just confuse the issue and
stuff. it's like trying to just say a bunch of stuff to get back
a reaction instead of actually hangin' out and chatting and shit.
> Yes, little boy, you who sniffs bedpans, licks enema nozzles,
consumes stool
> specimens like snickers bars. You Know all about philosophy,
cog sci and
> otherwise.
ya, exaclty, what kind of a scientist guy would waste all his
time he could be inventing something just writing up worthless
wanna be flames about people. i bet he does it just cuz he's
lonely.
> Sis D, as you yourself insisted in your last correspondence, is
a man. You
> said she had a bigger penis than both of us. She is a woman
only in the same
> sense that Rue Paul is a woman. In terms of any gross
biological datum,
> ''she'' is male.
ya, just like that guy's mom down the road when i was growing up.
sure, she looked like a chick but she was like the man of the
house cuz his dad was never around to take care of him so she had
to be some butch super bitch and boss him around all the time cuz
his dad was such a wussie.
kevbob
> Your heart just isn't in this, you emasculate little boy with a
keybard. But
> since the only game in town is you at the moment, i'll take
what i can get.
> Where are you from? Some rural desolation? Your bumpkin-speak
comes to you
> too naturally for it to be mere affectation. Besides, why would
you pose as
> an idiot deliberately? What purpose would it serve you?
ahh gilbert you know well and good he's just some hick, and
there's no real reason why any educated intelligent guy would
take on affectations like he's an idjit or something.
what are you doing, trying to research into why people react like
they do? i bet you do stuff like that all the time at college.
man your lucky.
little toad
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote in message
:little toad wrote in message
:>
:> Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote in message
:> <7o88pg$kbl$1...@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net>...
:> :little toad wrote in message
:> :news:7o7v0a$jfi$1...@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net...
:> :> Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote in message
:> :> <7o7ibe$9u$1...@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net>...
Your way is also good, GG. Freshly-grated horseradish? Yes? :-)
:> : and be careful
:> :when you steal the peanut butter. BTW, Did you ever see Marty
Robins
:> in his
:> :sweat stained Bogart suit?
:>
:> Nope. Did he wear those on the streets of Laredo? Did he have an
African
:> parakeet on his shoulder?
:
:nawww...He dressed in white linen in Laredo and yes, he did have a
African
:parakeet on his shoulder.
On his shoulder in Laredo??
:> :> :> : 2 pounds okra, sliced
:> :> :> : 2 onions, chopped
:> :> :> : 1 bunch green onions with tops, chopped
:> :> :> : 2 bell peppers, chopped
:> :> :> : 5 ribs celery, chopped
:> :> :> : several cloves garlic, minced
:> :> :> : 3 bay leaves
:> :> :> : 1 bunch fresh parsley, chopped
:> :>
:> :> Fresh from my garden or yours? How about a little fresh thyme?
:> :
:> : Not quite...its fresh from my neighbors' garden.... dats what I was
:> doing
:> :when you and Jimmy were robbing the filling station.
:> :**thyme is a substitute for File' ( dried sassafras leaf).... Use
File'
:> if
:> :possible
:>
:> I have never robbed a filling station! :-) Juvie bust for vagrancy,
yes.
:> I didn't shoot the sheriff, though. But that damn strip search was
:> enough to keep me away from eating turkey and dressing carved out of
:> wood from then on.
:
: Well, the rumor is that you did shoot John Brown and Sam Stone over a
:cultivation issue.
LOL! You are a supple one. Sam, poor Sam, well, the taste of the sound
of loneliness as he tried to fill his emptiness is what did him in. As
for John, well, they sure didn't cut him up and pass him all around. No
herbs were harmed in either incident, though there were some poppies
involved in Sam's unfortunate demise.
:> :> :> : Creole seasoning to taste, OR
words - water over rock - sounds in rivulets of memory
:> :> :> : If you prefer a blond or medium roux, cut down on the amount
LOL - the seamstresses were unfortunate?
:>
:> :We
:> :All Catholic in dese parts and how bout dem Saints?
:>
:> Are they still playing football or did they just give up yet?
:
:A little of both, methinks. Anyway, I am a Redskin Fan and a cricket
:enthusiast. I hear little toads are partial to cricket also.
this little toad likes crickets and sticky wickets
:> Can a Discordian be Catholic? Wouldn't that have to be with a little
:> "c"? :-)
:
: I am not "c"atholic... I am discordian-Rasta from the "O" school of
:thought.
What is the "O" school of thought?
:> :> :> : Add the okra and cook another 30 minutes or so. Make sure
That *is* a Southern thing isn't it. :-)
:> :> :> : Remember when you cook Canjun or Creole always have a good
There's another one. :-)
What do you mean, parasites?
:> :> :C m pecan soup? C m fried fish with
Thanks. I was being serious. :-) I agree with all of the above.
:I would like to return to the
:Netherlands for a few months but I would sell my soul to be back in
Jamaica
:if I could be there between the 1974 and 1979.
She must have been a good one for you to want to sell who you are. You
have those years - they are yours. Jamaica's one place I've always
wanted to experience.
:But if the truth be known I
:am always pretty happy where ever I am. Life is *just* a tire swing.
Your truth is always known to you, and is the swing on the monkey bars,
cuz if it is, *twirl* :-)
:
:Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
:
little toad
lady angel
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah <Tric...@Large.com> wrote in message
news:7o7bi5$cun$1...@nntp1.atl.mindspring.net...
:
: LEFTOVER HOLIDAY TURKEY ?
:
: ... what ya do with ya leftover turkey carcass is to make a
: gumbo.
: It's fabulous. Sure, make turkey sandwiches, turkey whatevers, but
reserve
: a
: pound or so of turkey meat and the bones/carcass and make this. You won't
: regret it. And maybe, the two-days-after-Thanksgiving dinner of gumbo
might
: just become a tradition in your household.
:
: LEFTOVER HOLIDAY TURKEY GUMBO
Now why does this look familiar?*S*
lady angel~slave to Lord Panther
~still waiting for that fish recipe~
Sister Decadence
wrote:
>chris wrote:
>
>> Sister Decadence wrote:
>>
>> > On Sun, 01 Aug 1999 20:10:46 -0400, "g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > >HellPope Huey wrote:
>> > >
>> > >> superior to you.
>> > >>
>> > >> Funny talk
>> > >
>> > >i aim to please.
>> >
>> > Liar.
>> >
>> > >> Don't
>> > >> sweat it, folks.
>> > >
>> > >Who do you address?
>> >
>> > Those of us who BELONG here, idiot.
>>
>> Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
>> I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
>> are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
>
>Hi Chris. We belong in alt.slack now. We became regulars some thirty posts
>ago. i have no idea how it happened. We just got ourselves recruited. How
>we get ourselves decruited again i can only speculate.
Trust me, you DON'T belong here.
He was so dense, light bent around him.
Sister Decadence
wrote:
>
>Sister Decadence wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 01 Aug 1999 20:10:46 -0400, "g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >HellPope Huey wrote:
>> >
>> >> superior to you.
>> >>
>> >> Funny talk
>> >
>> >i aim to please.
>>
>> Liar.
>>
>> >> Don't
>> >> sweat it, folks.
>> >
>> >Who do you address?
>>
>> Those of us who BELONG here, idiot.
>
>Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
>I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
>are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
Pardon me. I was not specific.I mean the Subgenius newsgroup. I
figured, of course that's who he was addressing since he is "of our
clan", so to speak.
Sister Decadence
>g.v.w. iv <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote in message
>news:37A83D9E...@andrew.cmu.edu...
>> Your heart just isn't in this, you emasculate little boy with a
>keybard. But
>> since the only game in town is you at the moment, i'll take
>what i can get.
>> Where are you from? Some rural desolation? Your bumpkin-speak
>comes to you
>> too naturally for it to be mere affectation. Besides, why would
>you pose as
>> an idiot deliberately? What purpose would it serve you?
>
>ahh gilbert you know well and good he's just some hick, and
>there's no real reason why any educated intelligent guy would
>take on affectations like he's an idjit or something.
Certainly not like G.V.W. does. Oh, oops!
Sister Decadence
>g.v.w. iv <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote in message
>news:37A7CB36...@andrew.cmu.edu...
>> HellPope Huey wrote:
><snip crappy alt.slack usual crap stuff>
>> Pathetic.
>
>you said it gilbert.
>
>i can't Believe i've WASTED so much of my time in alt.slack.
>man, if i had known about rec.arts.prose sooner, i could have had
>you giving me tips all this time.
>
>> Wear a testosterone patch, will you? When you puff your little
>scrotum
>> attempting to sound manly, you only come off ridiculous.
>
>man, you don't know the half of it.
>
>> i feel like i'm being harangued by a homeless psychotic: gaunt,
>wraith-like,
>> toothless, filthy, bedraggled, sputtering non-sensically. He
>wants
>> attention. He wants to provoke me. He wants to make me angry.
>
>man, that puts the peg on it.
>
>> He emits strings of nonsense syllables that give no clue.
>
>i hate to disagree with you gilbert, cuz i know yer prolly right
>like that whole analogy thing, ya know i don't know a lot about
>that stuff, but it really does give a clue, those syllables, if
>you look carefully enough, which you prolly aren't cuz, like, why
>bother, right? i mean, if yer gonna say it, just say it, don't
>try and obfuscate the whole thing and just confuse the issue and
>stuff. it's like trying to just say a bunch of stuff to get back
>a reaction instead of actually hangin' out and chatting and shit.
>
>
>> Yes, little boy, you who sniffs bedpans, licks enema nozzles,
>consumes stool
>> specimens like snickers bars. You Know all about philosophy,
>cog sci and
>> otherwise.
>
>ya, exaclty, what kind of a scientist guy would waste all his
>time he could be inventing something just writing up worthless
>wanna be flames about people. i bet he does it just cuz he's
>lonely.
>
>> Sis D, as you yourself insisted in your last correspondence, is
>a man. You
>> said she had a bigger penis than both of us. She is a woman
>only in the same
>> sense that Rue Paul is a woman. In terms of any gross
>biological datum,
>> ''she'' is male.
>
>ya, just like that guy's mom down the road when i was growing up.
>sure, she looked like a chick but she was like the man of the
>house cuz his dad was never around to take care of him so she had
>to be some butch super bitch and boss him around all the time cuz
>his dad was such a wussie.
Damn kevbob, that was hilarious!
HellPope Huey
deca...@subgenius.com (Sister Decadence) wrote:
> On Wed, 4 Aug 1999 20:55:09 -0500, "kevbob" <kev...@slak.org> wrote:
>
> >g.v.w. iv <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote in message
> >> Your heart just isn't in this, you emasculate little boy with a
> >keybard. But
> >> since the only game in town is you at the moment, i'll take
> >what i can get.
> >> Where are you from? Some rural desolation? Your bumpkin-speak
> >comes to you
> >> too naturally for it to be mere affectation. Besides, why would
> >you pose as
> >> an idiot deliberately? What purpose would it serve you?
> >
> >ahh gilbert you know well and good he's just some hick, and
> >there's no real reason why any educated intelligent guy would
> >take on affectations like he's an idjit or something.
>
> Certainly not like G.V.W. does. Oh, oops!
Ah, my darling, your beauty and carbon-monofilament sharpness precede
you like the cowcatcher on an old steam engine! You can split my rails
anytime! And you look FAR better in YOUR bustier than these guys do in
theirs!
How tiresome this has become! Didn't we go through this realm with
Icey and Bill Pee just a couple of months back? The best killfile of
all is personal discretion; I think I'll exercise mine and stop reading
THIS swill in favor of the far superior swill offered up by others. At
least THEY change undies once in a while. Pee YOU! If ah catch ye
masturbatin' my hogs agin, I'm a-gonna turn you into a HEN with muh
cleaver! If you really knew me, you'd LOVE me, but why would I do THAT
to myself? Bite the thin air where I USED to be, o thou puffy sausage
casings.
HellPope Huey, VP of Pat McGroin International
Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him,
'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach,
I don't know and I don't care.'" (1991)
g.v.w. iv
> g.v.w. iv wrote in message <37A83E96...@andrew.cmu.edu>...
> >chris wrote:
> >
> >> Sister Decadence wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Sun, 01 Aug 1999 20:10:46 -0400, "g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
> >> > wrote:
> >> >
> >> > >HellPope Huey wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > >> superior to you.
> >> > >>
> >> > >> Funny talk
> >> > >
> >> > >i aim to please.
> >> >
> >> > Liar.
> >> >
> >> > >> Don't
> >> > >> sweat it, folks.
> >> > >
> >> > >Who do you address?
> >> >
> >> > Those of us who BELONG here, idiot.
> >>
> >> Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
> >> I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
> >> are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
> >
> >Hi Chris. We belong in alt.slack now. We became regulars some thirty posts
> >ago. i have no idea how it happened. We just got ourselves recruited. How
> >we get ourselves decruited again i can only speculate.
> >--
> If you get a date
i got iceknife, my main squeeze. We're engaged.
> and a steady job
No, never, i refuse on principle.
> they might try to run you off
i can but hope.
> after
> hitting you up for $30, pez and sloppy seconds.
They already asked for US$30.00.
All my disposable funds are tied up in egg futures.
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
smiles...... yes :)
>
> :> : and be careful
> :> :when you steal the peanut butter. BTW, Did you ever see Marty
> Robins
> :> in his
> :> :sweat stained Bogart suit?
> :>
> :> Nope. Did he wear those on the streets of Laredo? Did he have an
> African
> :> parakeet on his shoulder?
> :
> :nawww...He dressed in white linen in Laredo and yes, he did have a
> African
> :parakeet on his shoulder.
>
> On his shoulder in Laredo??
Of course, Pretty Polly liked Laredo especially with all the gun fights.
Real Horror-show like.
I once heard that 'ol Sam climbed Mt. Everest from his chair in
West Virginia.
Sam also knew the secrets and the poverty of young men alone
behind stairways, who practiced alchemy inside bottle caps, who knew
and transcended the altruism of a last syringe.
Btw, Sam also knew a fellow who played basketball and kept a diary of his
missed jump shots.
Yes, The old school seamstresses were. They were before the day of
the 3 mint julep lunch break
>
> :>
> :> :We
> :> :All Catholic in dese parts and how bout dem Saints?
> :>
> :> Are they still playing football or did they just give up yet?
> :
> :A little of both, methinks. Anyway, I am a Redskin Fan and a cricket
> :enthusiast. I hear little toads are partial to cricket also.
>
> this little toad likes crickets and sticky wickets
>
> :> Can a Discordian be Catholic? Wouldn't that have to be with a little
> :> "c"? :-)
> :
> : I am not "c"atholic... I am discordian-Rasta from the "O" school of
> :thought.
>
> What is the "O" school of thought?
Why, its Little "O"ppie Cunningham's secret teachings, of course.
Yes, Ma'am, It surely is....
Stickly a temp worker...
There's this little "worm" that gets under your skin and starts to kinda
dig trails
It itches like hell. Of, course, if you have hard and calloused soles then
he can not burrow to begin with. School kids on vacation down here from the
North tend to catch it.
Jahmeka is the land of rainbows and magic .I have called it home half of my
adult life.
Our fathers songs are hard to sing on the rivers of Babylon but they tend
to conjure up better
when drums and chalices are *used*. When the vibe is just right you reach
redemption and anything you might have sold comes running back to you like a
Monty Hall refugee or a Groucho line once forgotten.
>
> :But if the truth be known I
> :am always pretty happy where ever I am. Life is *just* a tire swing.
>
> Your truth is always known to you, and is the swing on the monkey bars,
> cuz if it is, *twirl* :-)
and the mood swings are kinda neat too especially if you can get the monkey
to push you reeeeeal high.
>
> :
> :Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
> :
> little toad
>
> Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
Its kinda like watching a train wreck, you know its going to happen but
you watch with morbid fascination anyway. The beauty is not the train
wreck,
its in the Tao of watching.
--Little "O"ppie Cunningham
chris
> chris <chri...@netactive.co.za> wrote in message
> news:37A7F85B...@netactive.co.za...
> >
> > > Those of us who BELONG here, idiot.
> >
> > Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
> > I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
> > are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
>
> My Neighbor, No.. NOT the sneaky Canadian one, the other one, has a pet
> lizard
> that was involved in a car accident, no, not a lizard accident but since
> he is a lizard I guess you good say it was a lizard accident, anyway, he
> sustained serious head injuries and they had to put a steel plate in his
> head. Ever since then, he insist that he is a car and he goes by the name of
> Buick. One thing about 'ol Buck...he gets great gas mileage and
> I often use his back seat to knock off some luvin from the Canadian
> neighbor's sister.
Is that lizzard's insides invisible? Is it thirty feet
long and a regular wall-climber?
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
news:ZJ6q3.341$uK1....@news5.giganews.com...
crush pecans very finely.... add raw egg and a little milk..... roll
fresh-water fish in batter......
Fry with oil and a little bacon grease..
serve with fresh sliced tomatoes.... cucumbers in chilled malt
vinegar.....hush puppies...and
cheese grits...... Iced tea with lemon..........peach cobbler with Louisiana
coffee ( blended coffee with chicory)
I had some blackened amberjack yesterday and I have never tasted anything
finer !!!
The Winn Dixies down here have it for sell already prepared. Just buy...take
home and throw in black skillet.......
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah....
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
> "rev. mayberry" wrote:
>
> > g.v.w. iv wrote in message <37A83E96...@andrew.cmu.edu>...
> > >chris wrote:
> > >
> > >> Sister Decadence wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > On Sun, 01 Aug 1999 20:10:46 -0400, "g.v.w. iv"
<gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
> > >> > wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > >HellPope Huey wrote:
> > >> > >
> > >> > >> superior to you.
> > >> > >>
> > >> > >> Funny talk
> > >> > >
> > >> > >i aim to please.
> > >> >
> > >> > Liar.
> > >> >
> > >> > >> Don't
> > >> > >> sweat it, folks.
> > >> > >
> > >> > >Who do you address?
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >> Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
> > >> I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
> > >> are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
> > >
posts
> > >ago. i have no idea how it happened. We just got ourselves recruited.
How
> > >--
> > If you get a date
>
> i got iceknife, my main squeeze. We're engaged.
>
> > and a steady job
>
> No, never, i refuse on principle.
>
> > they might try to run you off
>
> i can but hope.
>
> > after
> > hitting you up for $30, pez and sloppy seconds.
>
> They already asked for US$30.00.
>
> All my disposable funds are tied up in egg futures.
> --
> gilbert vanburen wilkes iv
"don't count your future before it hatches or your revolution"
as told to me by LOC. (1970)
Gurdjieff
chris
Sister Decadence wrote:
> On Wed, 04 Aug 1999 10:22:52 +0200, chris <chri...@netactive.co.za>
> wrote:
>
> >> Those of us who BELONG here, idiot.
> >
> >Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
> >I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
> >are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
>
> Pardon me. I was not specific.I mean the Subgenius newsgroup. I
> figured, of course that's who he was addressing since he is "of our
> clan", so to speak.
>
Why do you crave my pardon so?
I'm confused - are you all Macs too?
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
.news:37A92623...@netactive.co.za...
> Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote:
>
> > chris <chri...@netactive.co.za> wrote in message
> > news:37A7F85B...@netactive.co.za...
> > >
> > >
> > > Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
> > > I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
> > > are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
> >
pet
> > lizard
> > that was involved in a car accident, no, not a lizard accident but
since
> > he is a lizard I guess you good say it was a lizard accident, anyway, he
> > sustained serious head injuries and they had to put a steel plate in his
> > head. Ever since then, he insist that he is a car and he goes by the
name of
> > Buick. One thing about 'ol Buck...he gets great gas mileage and
> > I often use his back seat to knock off some luvin from the Canadian
> > neighbor's sister.
>
> Is that lizzard's insides invisible? Is it thirty feet
> long and a regular wall-climber?
only when you open the hood.......and its a bad part ot town so handle with
care.
no, Buick is 4 inches long and his wall climbing days are over. He learnt
his lesson by Sam Stone's demise.
It's always darkest before the dawn especially inside of a black cat's ass.
--Little Oppie Cunningham
Gurdjieff of G'ville
chris
That's a little disappointing. I feel I'd learn if I
could only find that Lizzard again.
Christine O'Kenneth
"g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
> chris wrote:
>
> > Sister Decadence wrote:
> >
> > > On Sun, 01 Aug 1999 20:10:46 -0400, "g.v.w. iv"
<gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >HellPope Huey wrote:
> > >> > >> Don't
> > > >> sweat it, folks.
> > > >
> > > >Who do you address?
> > >
> >
> > Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
> > I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
> > are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
>
posts
> ago. i have no idea how it happened. We just got ourselves recruited.
How
> we get ourselves decruited again i can only speculate.
At last someone's put me in my place.
I need it too - I'm practically homeless.
A crossposting nomad. So we're in it for
the long term. Well I've phoned up to
get my sillhouette back, I'm looking
for a home for two old cats that don't
like travelling and in a minute I'll
cry have at you and let slip the dogs.
BTW, Gilbert, I feel I should apologise to
you for slighting your decision to return
to academia. I tried returning lately
and while the initial appeal may be strong
one can't go back.
--
''the best words in the best order.''
little toad
Sister Decadence wrote in message <37a8fe2a.2595102@news>...
:On Wed, 04 Aug 1999 10:22:52 +0200, chris <chri...@netactive.co.za>
:wrote:
:
:>
:>Sister Decadence wrote:
:>
:>> On Sun, 01 Aug 1999 20:10:46 -0400, "g.v.w. iv"
<gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
:>> wrote:
:>>
:>> >HellPope Huey wrote:
:>> >> superior to you.
:>> >>
:>> >> Funny talk
:>> >
:>> >i aim to please.
:>>
:>> Liar.
:>> >> Don't
:>> >> sweat it, folks.
:>> >
:>> >Who do you address?
:>>
:>> Those of us who BELONG here, idiot.
:>
:>Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
:>I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
:>are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
: Pardon me. I was not specific.I mean the Subgenius newsgroup. I
:figured, of course that's who he was addressing since he is "of our
:clan", so to speak.
What does your clan's kilt look like? Is there a bolt of subgenius plaid
somewhere?
little toad
:>
:
:
:He was so dense, light bent around him.
g.v.w. iv
> How tiresome this has become!
Translation: i, Hellpoop, got scared and lost bladder control.
icewipe did this too. i love it when they attempt to rationalize.
--
gilbert vanburen wilkes iv
g.v.w. iv
> .
> g.v.w. iv <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote in message
> news:37A915DB...@andrew.cmu.edu...
> > "rev. mayberry" wrote:
> >
> > > g.v.w. iv wrote in message <37A83E96...@andrew.cmu.edu>...
> > > >chris wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> Sister Decadence wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> > On Sun, 01 Aug 1999 20:10:46 -0400, "g.v.w. iv"
> <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
> > > >> > wrote:
> > > >> >
> > > >> > >HellPope Huey wrote:
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > >> superior to you.
> > > >> > >>
> > > >> > >> Funny talk
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > >i aim to please.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Liar.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > >> Don't
> > > >> > >> sweat it, folks.
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > >Who do you address?
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Those of us who BELONG here, idiot.
> > > >>
> > > >> Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
> > > >> I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
> > > >> are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
> > > >
> > > >Hi Chris. We belong in alt.slack now. We became regulars some thirty
> posts
> > > >ago. i have no idea how it happened. We just got ourselves recruited.
> How
> > > >we get ourselves decruited again i can only speculate.
> > > >--
> > > If you get a date
> >
> > i got iceknife, my main squeeze. We're engaged.
> >
> > > and a steady job
> >
> > No, never, i refuse on principle.
> >
> > > they might try to run you off
> >
> > i can but hope.
> >
> > > after
> > > hitting you up for $30, pez and sloppy seconds.
> >
> > They already asked for US$30.00.
> >
> > All my disposable funds are tied up in egg futures.
> > --
> > gilbert vanburen wilkes iv
>
> "don't count your future before it hatches or your revolution"
Why does everyone fixate on that stupid quote in my .sig line? i am not a
revolutionary. i am not a Marxist. i am not a Trotskyist or Trostskyite.
i simply like the quote. i like to make fun of my own verbosity level.
On the other hand, critics of prose style generally cite Trotsky as one of the
best writers of our century. He wrote in short, spare, elegant sentences; he
wrote narrative generally, even when discussing theory.
Trotsky was prolific, but never verbose.
> as told to me by LOC. (1970)
> Gurdjieff
--
little toad
:little toad wrote in message
smiling back. :-) So hot that your eyes tear up when it hits your nose!
Yes?
:> :> : and be careful
:> :> :when you steal the peanut butter. BTW, Did you ever see Marty
:> Robins
:> :> in his
:> :> :sweat stained Bogart suit?
:> :>
:> :> Nope. Did he wear those on the streets of Laredo? Did he have an
:> African
:> :> parakeet on his shoulder?
:> :
:> :nawww...He dressed in white linen in Laredo and yes, he did have a
:> African
:> :parakeet on his shoulder.
:>
:> On his shoulder in Laredo??
:
: Of course, Pretty Polly liked Laredo especially with all the gun
fights.
:Real Horror-show like.
Somehow, I totally missed this view of Marty Robbins.
:> :> :> :> : 2 pounds okra, sliced
I can understand that.
:Sam also knew the secrets and the poverty of young men alone
: behind stairways, who practiced alchemy inside bottle caps, who knew
: and transcended the altruism of a last syringe.
Yes, he did. Grateful that JP didn't go Sam's way though.
: Btw, Sam also knew a fellow who played basketball and kept a diary of
his
:missed jump shots.
LOL! Did he have a Basketball Jones? ;-)
:> :> :> :> : Creole seasoning to taste, OR
While still working for others instead of myself, I had one secretary
who was more interested in reading magazines and doing crafts than her
job. Wonder where she's doing it now? ;-)
:> :>
Aha, before the paradigm shift then. :-) Can those be served in a
chilled silver cup, the juleps, I mean, not the seamstresses?
:> :> :We
:> :> :All Catholic in dese parts and how bout dem Saints?
:> :>
:> :> Are they still playing football or did they just give up yet?
:> :
:> :A little of both, methinks. Anyway, I am a Redskin Fan and a cricket
:> :enthusiast. I hear little toads are partial to cricket also.
:>
:> this little toad likes crickets and sticky wickets
:>
:> :> Can a Discordian be Catholic? Wouldn't that have to be with a
little
:> :> "c"? :-)
:> :
:> : I am not "c"atholic... I am discordian-Rasta from the "O" school of
:> :thought.
:>
:> What is the "O" school of thought?
:
: Why, its Little "O"ppie Cunningham's secret teachings, of course.
Of course. <big smile>
:> :> :> :> : Add the okra and cook another 30 minutes or so. Make sure
Such a fine gentleman you are, GG. That's very mannerly of you, and
though some quarters would take offense at the word, I won't. I accept
and appreciate it in the spirit in which it was given. :-) As a
transplant to below the MD line, the first time someone called me that,
I looked for an prim, white-bunned elderly woman behind me. Finding
none, I acclimated to the culture instead. My vowels have even shifted.
Flow.
What state recently mandated that students had to address their female
teachers as Ma'am and their male teachers as Sir?
:> :> :> :> : Remember when you cook Canjun or Creole always have a good
That's nice to know. Was she an amateur or a professional temp worker?
;-)
:> :> :> :C m ho cakes? C m stewed
EWWWWW. I h ad no idea. My soles are soft. I have blown out a few flip
flops though.
:> :> :> :C m pecan soup? C m fried fish with
I can almost feel and smell it - tell me more, GG, please. I love
stories.
:When the vibe is just right you reach
:redemption and anything you might have sold comes running back to you
like a
:Monty Hall refugee or a Groucho line once forgotten.
smiling
:> :But if the truth be known I
:> :am always pretty happy where ever I am. Life is *just* a tire swing.
:>
:> Your truth is always known to you, and is the swing on the monkey
bars,
:> cuz if it is, *twirl* :-)
:
: and the mood swings are kinda neat too especially if you can get the
monkey
: to push you reeeeeal high.
I like to go high. Real high.
little toad
:> :Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
:> :
:> little toad
:>
:> Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
:
:Its kinda like watching a train wreck, you know its going to happen but
:you watch with morbid fascination anyway. The beauty is not the train
:wreck, its in the Tao of watching.
:--Little "O"ppie Cunningham
Beauty is.
kevbob
> HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > How tiresome this has become!
>
> Translation: i, Hellpoop, got scared and lost bladder control.
>
> icewipe did this too. i love it when they attempt to
rationalize.
they just don't know how to deal with real stuff gilbert, not
like you. when you tell them how it really is, they just get
confused and scared and stuff. even though you aren't ever
confused or scared, i bet you can understand and empathize with
them and stuff, being an author, you must have a really good
imagination.
König Prüße, GmbH
>
> g.v.w. iv <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote in message
> news:37A98A10...@andrew.cmu.edu...
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> > > How tiresome this has become!
> >
> > Translation: i, Hellpoop, got scared and lost bladder control.
> >
> > icewipe did this too.
And who said we couldn't organize a piss-up
in a brewery?
Christine O'Kenneth
> On Wed, 04 Aug 1999 09:22:30 -0400, "g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
> wrote:
>
> >Hi Chris. We belong in alt.slack now. We became regulars some thirty
posts
> >ago. i have no idea how it happened. We just got ourselves recruited.
How
> >we get ourselves decruited again i can only speculate.
>
why should anyone trust you? Do you have credentials?
Although I feel I don't belong anywhere, I don't know
this for certain and don't see how you could either.
You seem a very unreliable guide I think but I might
be wrong.
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
Hexar <damon...@nospamhotmail.com> wrote in message
news:7ntta8$k3g$1...@news.ametro.net...
>
> g.v.w. iv wrote in message <379E6A1B...@andrew.cmu.edu>...
> >Hexar wrote:
> >
> >> Y'all are evil... you weren't even going to share...
> >
> >But we were. Everyone who wants a piece of little icewipe can have one.
> >
> >Take what you want or our little iceknife, er, icewipe (as he is known
more
> >widely).
> >
> Oh we know the icehole well enuff...
> He came to play with us a few weeks back, it's just that the citizens of
> alt.discordia tend to have short attention spans. After a few days of
> winding him up and watching him convulse with shit spewing forth from his
> mouth, we tired of him and went on to find other amusements. Like any
other
> "one trick dog," after you've seen him perform his trick 20 or thirty
times
> it gets kind of old.
>
> Hexar
icewipe, of course, Discordia knows him. He puts the gleam on our bowls. The
sweet in our sugar, the charm in our Lucky Charms and writes the most lovely
pose for the back of our boxes. He starts our day better than a ray of
sunshine. He's the Angel of the Morning, Darling..
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah
> Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote in message
> :> :> :> :>
> :> BTW, Did you ever see Marty
> :> Robins
> :> :> in his
> :> :> :sweat stained Bogart suit?
> :> :>
> :> :> Nope. Did he wear those on the streets of Laredo? Did he have an
> :> African
> :> :> parakeet on his shoulder?
> :> :
> :> :nawww...He dressed in white linen in Laredo and yes, he did have a
> :> African
> :> :parakeet on his shoulder.
> :>
> :> On his shoulder in Laredo??
> :
> : Of course, Pretty Polly liked Laredo especially with all the gun
> fights.
> :Real Horror-show like.
>
> Somehow, I totally missed this view of Marty Robbins.
You probably had him confused with Tom Robbins of Woodpecker fame.
Marty Robbins is married to Susan Serandom (sp) and their son is Little
Timmy Robbins (the toddler who likes to climb ladders)
not to be confused with Tiny Tim of the X-mas Carol fiasco or the tulip
dancer.
>
>
> > :> LOL! You are a supple one. Sam, poor Sam, well, the taste of the
> sound
> :> of loneliness as he tried to fill his emptiness is what did him in.
> As
> :> for John, well, they sure didn't cut him up and pass him all around.
> No
> :> herbs were harmed in either incident, though there were some poppies
> :> involved in Sam's unfortunate demise.
> :
> :I once heard that 'ol Sam climbed Mt. Everest from his chair in
> : West Virginia.
>
> I can understand that.
>
> :Sam also knew the secrets and the poverty of young men alone
> : behind stairways, who practiced alchemy inside bottle caps, who knew
> : and transcended the altruism of a last syringe.
>
> Yes, he did. Grateful that JP didn't go Sam's way though.
>
> : Btw, Sam also knew a fellow who played basketball and kept a diary of
> his
> :missed jump shots.
>
> LOL! Did he have a Basketball Jones? ;-)
*Winks*....he was such a good catholic boy.... but he was a bit of a jinx.
It seems a lot of people around him had a tendency to die rather young while
he nodded off on his books.
.>
Probably helping Claudia with her day-dreaming
suddenly hears the words "flow river flow"....is that the famous basketball
fan on the back of that motorcycle? Or that damn Hippie queer?
>
> What state recently mandated that students had to address their female
> teachers as Ma'am and their male teachers as Sir?
just a guess.......Mississppi?
stricky amateur, I can assure you....
Accidents do happen... Occupational Hazard, I guess...... just last week...
I tripped over a good lookin' Mexican woman, a real cutie pie.
My life has many twist and turns... Maybe I could tell you about the time my
heart was taken captive by a Swiss Tourist in Treasure beach, Jamaica and
how I went from the land of trade winds and palm trees to 30 below glacier
covered Alps in less than 24 hours. But that has such an unhappy ending....
...broken hears and spent tears but it did put me within a short train ride
of my hero's home. I even met his grandson's poodle .
>
> :When the vibe is just right you reach
> :redemption and anything you might have sold comes running back to you
> like a
> :Monty Hall refugee or a Groucho line once forgotten.
>
> smiling
>
> :> :But if the truth be known I
> :> :am always pretty happy where ever I am. Life is *just* a tire swing.
> :>
> :> Your truth is always known to you, and is the swing on the monkey
> bars,
> :> cuz if it is, *twirl* :-)
> :
> : and the mood swings are kinda neat too especially if you can get the
> monkey
> : to push you reeeeeal high.
>
> I like to go high. Real high.
>
> little toad
>
>
> :
> :Its kinda like watching a train wreck, you know its going to happen but
> :you watch with morbid fascination anyway. The beauty is not the train
> :wreck, its in the Tao of watching.
> :--Little "O"ppie Cunningham
>
>
> Beauty is.
in the heart of the beholder...
G G
Sister Decadence
<fr...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> deca...@subgenius.com (Sister Decadence) wrote:
>> On Wed, 04 Aug 1999 09:22:30 -0400, "g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Hi Chris. We belong in alt.slack now. We became regulars some thirty
>posts
>> >ago. i have no idea how it happened. We just got ourselves recruited.
>How
>> >we get ourselves decruited again i can only speculate.
>>
>> Trust me, you DON'T belong here.
>
>why should anyone trust you? Do you have credentials?
>Although I feel I don't belong anywhere, I don't know
>this for certain and don't see how you could either.
>You seem a very unreliable guide I think but I might
>be wrong.
Well, you can trust me on my knowledge of Subgenii and whether or
not some PINK like G.V.W. belongs here. I wouldn't say you could trust
me on much else however. And I said nothing of where YOU belong, dear,
just G.V.W.
Sister Decadence
wrote:
>
>Sister Decadence wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 04 Aug 1999 10:22:52 +0200, chris <chri...@netactive.co.za>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >> Those of us who BELONG here, idiot.
>> >
>> >Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
>> >I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
>> >are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
>>
>> Pardon me. I was not specific.I mean the Subgenius newsgroup. I
>> figured, of course that's who he was addressing since he is "of our
>> clan", so to speak.
>>
>
>Why do you crave my pardon so?
>I'm confused - are you all Macs too?
Oh yeah. I really crave it. *yawn*
Sister Decadence
wrote:
>
>Sister Decadence wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 04 Aug 1999 10:22:52 +0200, chris <chri...@netactive.co.za>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >> Those of us who BELONG here, idiot.
>> >
>> >Where? I feel I may belong in any of these groups but
>> >I have no way of knowing. But then I think that cars
>> >are metal and lizzards are cold so what do I know.
>>
>> Pardon me. I was not specific.I mean the Subgenius newsgroup. I
>> figured, of course that's who he was addressing since he is "of our
>> clan", so to speak.
>>
>
>Why do you crave my pardon so?
>I'm confused - are you all Macs too?
I forgot that you folks from RAP know nothing of being polite, so it
follows that you wouldn't have understood such a simple statement.
Sister Decadence
wrote:
>HellPope Huey wrote:
>
>> How tiresome this has become!
>
>Translation: i, Hellpoop, got scared and lost bladder control.
>
>icewipe did this too. i love it when they attempt to rationalize.
>--
I love it when YOU attempt to rationalize. Probably helps your ego a
bit to think incorrectly that people might not actually tire of you
and your ilk.
little toad
: deca...@subgenius.com (Sister Decadence) wrote:
:> On Wed, 04 Aug 1999 09:22:30 -0400, "g.v.w. iv" <gv...@andrew.cmu.edu>
:> wrote:
:>
:> >Hi Chris. We belong in alt.slack now. We became regulars some thirty
:posts
:> >ago. i have no idea how it happened. We just got ourselves
recruited.
:How
:> >we get ourselves decruited again i can only speculate.
:>
:> Trust me, you DON'T belong here.
:
:why should anyone trust you? Do you have credentials?
:Although I feel I don't belong anywhere, I don't know
:this for certain and don't see how you could either.
:You seem a very unreliable guide I think but I might
:be wrong.
Don't you know her when you see her?
She grew up in your back yard
Come back to us Barbara Lewis
Hare Krishna Beauregard
little toad
:Hexar <damon...@nospamhotmail.com> wrote in message
:sunshine. He's the Angel of the Morning, Darling..
Does he rule any smoky kingdoms with a barstool as his throne?
little toad
:little toad wrote in message
:news:7oc6f0$q3q$1...@nntp6.atl.mindspring.net...
:> Gurdjieff of Gomorrah wrote in message
:snip...will not send otherwise
:> :> :> :> :>
:> :> :> BTW, Did you ever see Marty Robins in his
:> :> :> sweat stained Bogart suit?
:> :> :>
:> :> :> Nope. Did he wear those on the streets of Laredo? Did he have
an
:> :> :> African parakeet on his shoulder?
:> :> :
:> :> :nawww...He dressed in white linen in Laredo and yes, he did have
a
:> :> :African parakeet on his shoulder.
:> :>
:> :> On his shoulder in Laredo??
:> :
:> : Of course, Pretty Polly liked Laredo especially with all the gun
:> : fights. Real Horror-show like.
little toads are peaceful toads but they do like crackers...and
parakeets
:> Somehow, I totally missed this view of Marty Robbins.
:
:You probably had him confused with Tom Robbins of Woodpecker fame.
: Marty Robbins is married to Susan Serandom (sp) and their son is
Little
:Timmy Robbins (the toddler who likes to climb ladders)
:not to be confused with Tiny Tim of the X-mas Carol fiasco or the tulip
:dancer.
LOL - I'll probably regret not having had more coffee before I tackle
this one, but I thought sexy Susan Sarandon who had been married to
Chris at one time really was living with Tim but that would mean he was
her toddler, and though he is a few years younger than she is he looks
like he's more than a toddler to me and quite an attractive Tim he is,
but did she tiptoe through the tulips with Tim before or after she tied
him to her bed and read Walt Whitman to him while he was wearing her
garter belt and where did Marty join the fun? On the ladder? Were Marty
and Walt and Tiny in the kitchen on the table? Was that when they all
lived and died in three quarter time or when they fell into the burning
ring of fire singing Crazy and did Patsy decline it all, preferring her
still life to a woodpecker in that restaurant at the end of the
universe? I sing the parakeet electric...
:> > :> LOL! You are a supple one. Sam, poor Sam, well, the taste of the
:> > :> sound of loneliness as he tried to fill his emptiness is what
did him
:> > :> in. As for John, well, they sure didn't cut him up and pass him
all
:> > :> around. No herbs were harmed in either incident, though there
were
:> > :> some poppies involved in Sam's unfortunate demise.
:> :
:> :I once heard that 'ol Sam climbed Mt. Everest from his chair in
:> : West Virginia.
:>
:> I can understand that.
:>
:> :Sam also knew the secrets and the poverty of young men alone
:> : behind stairways, who practiced alchemy inside bottle caps, who
knew
:> : and transcended the altruism of a last syringe.
:>
:> Yes, he did. Grateful that JP didn't go Sam's way though.
:>
:> : Btw, Sam also knew a fellow who played basketball and kept a diary
of
:> his missed jump shots.
:>
:> LOL! Did he have a Basketball Jones? ;-)
:
:*Winks*....he was such a good catholic boy.... but he was a bit of a
jinx.
LOL - A high jinx at that.
:It seems a lot of people around him had a tendency to die rather young
while
:he nodded off on his books.
The poppy will have that effect on some. So will tiresome words though -
yet those aren't going to produce an illegal smile. The world is so
confused.
[...]
:> :> :> :> :> With a good cast iron Dutch oven or skillet, you can get
a
:> :> :> :> :> beautiful dark roux in only about 20 minutes.
:> :> :> :>
:> :> :> :> Gotta be a cast iron dutch oven! Well-seasoned and coated
with
:> :> :> :> black crust on the outside, yet smooth as my, well, I
digress,
:> :> :> :> on theinside.
:> :> :> :
:> :> :> : Smooth as what, My little toad, This cook needs to know how
to
:> :> :> : stir the pot just* right.
:> :> :>
:> :> :> What do you think, Mr. Slyboots? That I am going to tell you
what
:> :> :> your Way looks like *and* draw you a map? :-)
:> :> :
:> :> :....you could never draw a map of navigation for those eyes of
:> :> :yours.
:> :> :They are deep, endless...infinite....the cosmos has no chart to
aid
:> :> :in the return from your glance nor would a captive desire return.
:> :>
:> :> words - water over rock - sounds in rivulets of memory
[...]
:> :> :> :> Stirring with a wooden spoon? :-) I like wooden spoons.
:> :> :> :
:> :> :> : yes, wooden spoons make mighty nice stirrers in a pinch. *
Bob
:> :> :> : Marley breaks into "Stir IT Up", little darlin, stir it
up...*
:> :> :>
:> :> :> Nice song, but I had other things in mind for the spoons, but
if
:> :> :> you insist on stirring with them, oh well...
:> :> :
:> :> : I am flexable of the wooden spoon useage...Have your secretary
call
:> :> : mine and let's see if we can reach a workable compromise.
I'd rather keep the spoon usage between the cook and the interested
party - these are wooden spoons not poly spoons ;-)
:> While still working for others instead of myself, I had one secretary
:> who was more interested in reading magazines and doing crafts than
her
:> job. Wonder where she's doing it now? ;-)
:
:Probably helping Claudia with her day-dreaming
laughing - poor Lydia - but who is Claudia? Lydia's sister?
[...]
:> :> :> :> Power, beauty, and calmness in the ritual of cooking. Are
you
:> :> :> :> throwin' your mojo on me?
:> :> :> :
:> :> :> : Mojo, me? have you ever heard of such a thing anywhere near
New
:> :> :> : Orleans?
:> :> :>
:> :> :> Oh my, yes, I have. :-)
:> :> :
:> :> :Dats vicious rumor I can assure you of that. The pins in the lil
:> :> :doll thang are just unfortunate seamstress' accidents.
:> :>
:> :> LOL - the seamstresses were unfortunate?
:> :
:> :Yes, The old school seamstresses were. They were before the day of
:> : the 3 mint julep lunch break
:>
:> Aha, before the paradigm shift then. :-) Can those be served in a
:> chilled silver cup, the juleps, I mean, not the seamstresses?
How does one serve juleps - are mason jars permissible? :-)
:> :> :> :We All Catholic in dese parts and how bout dem Saints?
:> :> :>
:> :> :> Are they still playing football or did they just give up yet?
:> :> :
:> :> :A little of both, methinks. Anyway, I am a Redskin Fan and a
cricket
:> :> :enthusiast. I hear little toads are partial to cricket also.
:> :>
:> :> this little toad likes crickets and sticky wickets
:> :>
:> :> :> Can a Discordian be Catholic? Wouldn't that have to be with a
:> :> :> little "c"? :-)
:> :> :
:> :> : I am not "c"atholic... I am discordian-Rasta from the "O" school
:> :> : of thought.
:> :>
:> :> What is the "O" school of thought?
:> :
:> : Why, its Little "O"ppie Cunningham's secret teachings, of course.
:>
:> Of course. <big smile>
Where is LOC - is he hiding with me in your hat too?
[...]
:> :> :> :> Fresh file', please? And my mouth is watering!
:> :> :> :
:> :> :> :Go pick da sassafras leaves.... preheat oven to 250... turn
oven
:> :> :> :off...put dem leaves in the oven on tin pie plate... wait 7 to
10
:> :> :> :minutes....remove file'.... kinda like drying out that other
kind
:> :> :> :of herb
:> :> :>
:> :> :> Ovens for that other herb? Never, unless absolutely necessary.
Is
:> :> :> sassafras a tree or a shrub?
:> :> :
:> :> : Agreed....but sometimes necessity makes it so. I would call it a
:> :> : bush...but we all call everything a bush here.
:> :>
:> :> That *is* a Southern thing isn't it. :-)
:> :
:> : Yes, Ma'am, It surely is....
:>
:> Such a fine gentleman you are, GG. That's very mannerly of you, and
:> though some quarters would take offense at the word, I won't. I
accept
:> and appreciate it in the spirit in which it was given. :-) As a
:> transplant to below the MD line, the first time someone called me
that,
:> I looked for an prim, white-bunned elderly woman behind me. Finding
:> none, I acclimated to the culture instead. My vowels have even
shifted.
:> Flow.
:
:suddenly hears the words "flow river flow"....is that the famous
basketball
: fan on the back of that motorcycle? Or that damn Hippie queer?
?? little toad is lost here, GG
"flow river flow" sounds like Kenny Loggins stuff but I don't know
:> What state recently mandated that students had to address their
female
:> teachers as Ma'am and their male teachers as Sir?
:
:just a guess.......Mississppi?
You were in the neighborhood - Louisiana. I mean loooseeeAnna. :-)
:> :> :> :> :> : Remember when you cook Canjun or Creole always have a
good
:> :> :> :> :> : white wine near by.
:> :> :> :> :> : It's not for the dish, its for the cook.
:> :> :> :> :> : Woooo weeeeee Its goood ! I gaRrun'teeee
:> :> :> :> :> :
:> :> :> :> :> : Gurdjieff of loooseeeAnna
:> :> :> :> :>
:> :> :> :> :> little toad is swooning
:> :> :> :> :
:> :> :> :> :**eyes the little toad swooning...and thinks he has finally
:> :> :> :> :made an impression**
:> :> :> :>
:> :> :> :> Seems as though you're fixin to try, Mr. Slyboots.
:> :> :> :>
:> :> :> :> :.....whispers "shut de eyes and picture tis, little
toad....
:> :> :> :>
:> :> :> :> LOL - How can I shut my eyes and picture tis, GG, when I
have
:> :> :> :> to read the words in order to picture them?
:> :> :> :
:> :> :> : You have to picture dem it ur head... Dem don't mek Braille
in
:> :> :> : Cajun!!
:> :> :>
:> :> :> LOL <imagining a Braille Cajun ATM or an elevator>- But if I
can't
:> :> :> see them and nobody is reading them to me, then how can I know
:> :> :> what they are?
:> :> :>
:> :> :> :> But I'll play - <shutting my eyes and imagining a voice - is
:> :> :> :> that Cajun? Creole? Jamacian? Swiss? German? Irish by half?
:> :> :> :> What is that melodious sound I hear?>
:> :> :> :
:> :> :> : laughs...I am a man of many flags (and patriot to none) but
only
:> :> :> : one pole/staff. Hears Ricky break into "Traveling Man" done
:> :> :> : inna reggae-jig stylie with the Chieftons lads playing
back-up
:> :> :> : at a October-fest in Zurich.
:> :> :>
:> :> :> You are an interesting man, GG. I'm not touching the straight
line
:> :> :> you served me. <G>
:> :> :
:> :> : I didn't serve it... it was someone on my staff that did.
:> :>
:> :> There's another one. :-)
:> :
:> : Stickly a temp worker...
:>
:> That's nice to know. Was she an amateur or a professional temp
worker?
:> ;-)
:
:stricky amateur, I can assure you....
laughing softly - will she have any more temp assignments, GG?
:> :> :> :> :C m ho cakes? C m stewed
:> :> :> :> :maytas and gumbo? C m Cra-dad Étouffée? C m stuffed
chicken
:> :> :> :> :with mushrooms and shrimp with gator sauce-piquante ?
:> :> :> :>
:> :> :> :> LOL! Oh yes, but don't stand so close to me after I've
eaten
:> :> :> :> gator - fair warning.
:> :> :> :
:> :> :> :Woman goes into store looking to buy a pair of alligator
:> :> :> :shoes....sees the price tag and tells the clerk he has some
nerve
:> :> :> :asking such a steep price. The clerk gets miffed.... tells
woman
:> :> :> :that alligator is expensive and if she don't like it
:> :> :> :then go into the swamps and get her own. Clerk sees the woman
:> :> :> :later that day waist deep in the swamp with a baseball bat.
Clerk
:> :> :> :thinks "what an idiot" until he sees 20 dead gators lying on
the bank.
:> :> :> :Woman sees man and tells him that he is a damn liar. "I done
killed 20
:> :> :> :alligators and none of the son-of-a-bitches were wearing
shoes.
:> :> :>
That *was* a funny joke
:> :> :> Barefoot is best whenever possible.
:> :> :
:> :> : barefoot is fine but one should reframe from it during the late
:> :> : spring and early summer down here when the rains come cause
:> :> : you can get them nasty lil parasites in the soles of your feet.
:> :>
:> :> What do you mean, parasites?
:> :
:> : There's this little "worm" that gets under your skin and starts to
:> : kinda dig trails
:> : It itches like hell. Of, course, if you have hard and calloused
soles
:> : then he can not burrow to begin with. School kids on vacation down
:> : here from the North tend to catch it.
:>
:> EWWWWW. I had no idea. My soles are soft. I have blown out a few
:> flip flops though.
:
: Accidents do happen... Occupational Hazard, I guess...... just last
week...
:I tripped over a good lookin' Mexican woman, a real cutie pie.
Was she eatin' a Moon Pie and drinkin' a Dr. Pepper? Did you step on her
pop top?
Hablas espanol, GG?
:> :> :> :> :C m pecan soup? C m fried fish with
:> :> :> :> :crushed pecan batter? and I B, Cm Chocolate Doberge cake?
woo
:> :> :> :> :weee!! dats good "
:> :> :> :>
:> :> :> :> Could we eat out in the backyard while shootin' the breeze,
:> :> :> :> With my hair up in curlers and my pants to my knees?
:> :> :> :
:> :> :> : Kiss me, little toad, (under a blue umbrella) and see if my
:> :> :> : stomach makes noises..
If I give you a peck on the back of your neck, will you move to the
country, eat a lot of peaches and blow up your TV?
LOL - Jung's grandson had a poodle? I am sorry to hear about the other
sadness though.
:> :When the vibe is just right you reach redemption and anything you
:> :might have sold comes running back to you like a Monty Hall refugee
:> :or a Groucho line once forgotten.
:>
:> smiling
:>
:> :> :But if the truth be known I
:> :> :am always pretty happy where ever I am. Life is *just* a tire
swing.
:> :>
:> :> Your truth is always known to you, and is the swing on the monkey
:> :> bars, cuz if it is, *twirl* :-)
:> :
:> : and the mood swings are kinda neat too especially if you can get
the
:> : monkey to push you reeeeeal high.
:>
:> I like to go high. Real high.
:>
:> little toad
:> :
:> :Its kinda like watching a train wreck, you know its going to happen
but
:> :you watch with morbid fascination anyway. The beauty is not the
train
:> :wreck, its in the Tao of watching.
:> :--Little "O"ppie Cunningham
:>
:>
:> Beauty is.
:in the heart of the beholder...
:G G
oh my
little toad
rev. mayberry
>.
says Chinese chicken is really cat and he has ethical problems with that. I
asked him if he wanted to go out and see a flick and he said, "Go away yoo
prik!" Oh, unrequited love.
ICEKNIFE
rev. mayberry wrote in message <4hJq3.171$Uy6....@news2.randori.com>...
It ain't unrequited love,
But you just won't wear the glove
If you love me, you'll be the kinda guy
Who won't knock me up or make me die.
Decide if what you want to do
Is for both of us, or just for you.
What you call love is plainly lust
And you're not someone I can trust!
rev. mayberry
but you got enraged & threw me out the door.
Well, there's plenty of gals cuter than you,
and who can't see so well in the dark too.
Still you'll always be special to me,
I'll always think of you when I pee.
ICEKNIFE
rev. mayberry wrote in message ...
Truth be told, I'm glad your gone
Your clothes are scattered on the lawn
Spare me your tired sales pitch,
You miserable herpes ridden bitch!
A girl like you just never learns -
That's why, when you pee, it burns.
g.v.w. iv
> Truth be told, I'm glad your gone
> Your clothes are scattered on the lawn
> Spare me your tired sales pitch,
> You miserable herpes ridden bitch!
> A girl like you just never learns -
> That's why, when you pee, it burns.
Little icewipe, hard to hold him
i made a coin-purse of his scrotum
Oh how he praised the love between us,
As i made a watch-bob of his penis
First among queens we would elect him
Had i not wrecked his little rectum
g.v.w. iv
> g.v.w. iv wrote:
> >
> > kevbob wrote:
> >
> > > what are you doing, trying to research into why people react like
> > > they do? i bet you do stuff like that all the time at college.
> >
> > i am a rhetorician, not a psychologist.
> >
>
> Sir,
Yes.
> you are a shithead,
i believe i wrote ''rhetorician.''
> do not pretend otherwise.
Pretending is iceknife's shtick. And yours its seems.
> Tainting
i am fully innoculated.
> your already shaky reputation for intelligence with lies would do you no
> good and
What lie?
> merely irritate us further.
Then i will lie.
> For yes, that's all you ARE in the end.
REALLY, all caps-boy? What qualifies you to comment?
> An
> irritant.
i hope so.
> You may itch and whine and buzz,
May i? Thank you.
> but you do not wound,
Really? Then why bother?
> nor
> will you ever.
But i'll keep trying.
> The best you can hope is to infect with a nasty wasting
That's something, anyway.
> disease.. and to be frank, I've eaten yogurt more virulent than you.
i'll bet you've had some extremely interesting things in your mouth.