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KallistiCon 2006, July 21-23

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Saint Mae

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Jul 7, 2006, 2:54:07 PM7/7/06
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This is to announce the sixth annual KallistiCon, the only Discordian
(un)Convention out there. YES, this has happened every year for six
years without fail! YES we want you to come. YES YES YES! Oh wait,
there I was coming.

>From the mountains of Outer Lemuria,

To our sisters and brothers in Discord,

Hail Eris.

For five years it has been our habit to gather in the summers to share
the fruits of our own madness. Now the cycle of five has completed and
begins again. We invite you to join us for KallistiCon 2006, over the
weekend of July 21-23, in Redwood City, CA.

We stand at the dawn of a new cycle of chaos. We have spread out our
roots, meeting fellow Discordians and others of much ilk. Our challenge
now is to grow, separately and together.

Sisters and brothers: step away from the keyboard.

Sisters and brothers: sticking apart is more fun when we do it
together.

Sisters and brothers: it's 3 A.M. Do you know where your mind is?

All Hail Discordia!

St. Mae, Church of No Dead Saints
Johnny Brainwash, Autonomous Distributed Republic of Mu

http://www.discordian.com/kallisticon/

Pope Philistine... ...or Something

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Jul 7, 2006, 3:21:38 PM7/7/06
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I suspect that, any minute now, someone will say that this has been cancelled

Zeno Izen

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Jul 7, 2006, 3:19:46 PM7/7/06
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Saint Mae wrote:
> For five years it has been our habit to gather in the summers to share
> the fruits of our own madness. Now the cycle of five has completed and
> begins again. We invite you to join us for KallistiCon 2006, over the
> weekend of July 21-23, in Redwood City, CA.

Where? TGIFridays? The Mall? The "mud flats"?

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Zapanaz

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Jul 7, 2006, 3:40:07 PM7/7/06
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no the "saying it's been cancelled" for this was cancelled.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
>Helpful hints. If the grave is shallow, coyotes wil dig up the corpse.

better yet, sprinkle a little breakfast cereal over it before you bury
it, and the elves will dig it up and make shoes out of it.

Amazing the things you learn in the boy scouts.

just john

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Jul 7, 2006, 3:53:48 PM7/7/06
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Pope Philistine... ...or Something wrote:
>
>
> Saint Mae wrote:
>> This is to announce the sixth annual KallistiCon, the only Discordian
>> (un)Convention out there. YES, this has happened every year for six
>> years without fail! YES we want you to come. YES YES YES! Oh wait,
>> there I was coming.

>> http://www.discordian.com/kallisticon/
>>
>
> I suspect that, any minute now, someone will say that this has been
> cancelled

I was going to ...
--
* Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml *

just john

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Jul 7, 2006, 3:56:33 PM7/7/06
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>
> I suspect that, any minute now, someone will say that this has been
> cancelled


And anyway, the "it's been cancelled" thing is Subgenius. I think a
more Discordian thing would be to say it had never REALLY been scheduled
in the first place.

Pope Philistine... ...or Something

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Jul 7, 2006, 5:49:48 PM7/7/06
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IMBJR wrote:
> On Fri, 07 Jul 2006 20:21:38 +0100, in replay to "Pope Philistine...
> ...or Something" <pope_ph...@normal-restrictions-apply.com>:

> Go on, you say it. I double dare you with a brass knob on.

I'm... gonna... I'm gonna...

It's....

uhhhhhhhhh

Pope Philistine... ...or Something

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Jul 7, 2006, 5:50:27 PM7/7/06
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how very "chaotic" of them

Pope Philistine... ...or Something

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Jul 7, 2006, 5:51:42 PM7/7/06
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you'll see it, if you turn up. you won't be able to miss it. there'll be 'discord' and stuff

Saint Mae

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Jul 7, 2006, 6:08:39 PM7/7/06
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Some of each, really. This year, probably more mud flats than mall, but
there's a little of everything. Includes a visit to Emperor Norton's
grave!

Uh, yeah. Fnord and stuff.


--St. Mae, www.discordian.com

nenslo

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Jul 7, 2006, 8:24:44 PM7/7/06
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In article <1152298447....@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com>,
"Saint Mae" <st...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> For five years it has been our habit to gather in the summers to share
> the fruits of our own madness. Now the cycle of five has completed and
> begins again. We invite you to join us for KallistiCon 2006, over the
> weekend of July 21-23, in Redwood City, CA.

So there *is* something stupider than X-Day and Burning Man.

Pope Philistine... ...or Something

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Jul 8, 2006, 11:05:46 AM7/8/06
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yes. me for continuing to read and reply to all this 'stuff'

Theoneflasehaddock

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Jul 10, 2006, 6:16:51 PM7/10/06
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Actually, the previous post was wrong.

It's scheduled for last Tuesday in Ohio.

--
theoneflasehaddock

Abnerian

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Jul 24, 2006, 12:04:41 AM7/24/06
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Awww, I missed it...
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