How to survive world war three
pirate jenny
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Regurgitator
'Couldn't Do It (Happy Shopper'
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that's a remix
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smartarse computer
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more drugs over here...
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seriously
bein psychic is a good start
so once again we plunge
into th notepad
with th music
playin randomly
and try to write decent or
just funny clues to th song about to play
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operant conditioning it's called
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for th operant psychic
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or to become one
simple
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if th clue is any good
th endorphin rush
teaches yr brain
not a conscious thing
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i want that endorphin hit
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a juicy clue to
well
lots of things
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bugger
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The Kinks
'Starstruck'
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didnt i tell u to fuck off
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i'm not starstruck
i just see too much of wot th bitch does
th public's interest i blame
i cant change wot th ppl think
and i can read their minds
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usually 7 days before they thunk it
weird as
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a yr in yr case beautiful lady
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is only cause she so stunning
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and squeeled so much
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shutup
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magic bitch
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INXS
'?'
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D:\down\movies\inxsineedyoutonightextended.MP3
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more opposites
magic generally comes that way
i need u like a hole in th head
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i've already fucked an actress
and a model
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so much magic
been there too though
married that one
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once
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trekkin thru my diary
six yrs this june 25
why u get married june 25 ?
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why did i
propose to u
on th net
a yr to th day earlier
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fucked if i know
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training my gift
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magic
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she's safely married
to a guy who grew up down th road
twenty minutes away by car
he's magic enough
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gotten drunk and high
with a couple of his greatest fans
ppl who grew up wi him
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it's all good
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be psychic enough
no harm comes to u
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at least see i
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Nirvana
'Scoff'
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t coming
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funny computer
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i jump into skatebowls
on a monoshock unicycle
because i trust it
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clear over th wall
have to bunnyhop th bitch
to jump th combing
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everythin is still wet
we had a rain event
ok i'll
tune my psychic gift for a bit
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pays dividends
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how to survive world war three
i'd describe myself
as
a survivalist
surprising for an
extreme unicyclist
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live like u dont care
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have th right stuff
die laughing
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ride yr unicycle down dark roads
withotu lights
with yr eyes closed
trusting yr gift
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learning
unicycle zen
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balance in all things
u may not wish
to join a sex change program for a time
to get balance but
i got goodies out of it
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Mudvayne
'Fucking Determined'
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well put jenny
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a little creation of mine
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just a trick
random number generator wheel
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wot do u think mr turing ?
my computer talks to me occasionally
and mostly makes sense
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for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction
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well that chick did say i was
a bit random
hangs on my every word
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Arlo Guthrie
'I'M Going Home'
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which means i'm splitting
heading home or
out to th streets
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wot's yr mum up to rachel ?
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our connection is so strong
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do i have to
look at th pictures of u
frm when u were modelling
ya still photograph like
one of toni pearen's sisters
i cart th chick
not th photo
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she's so bad fo rme
she has to be good for me
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we both
wanna go back to th bush
and grow our own food
th last redheadcouldnt cut it
we were doin th good life
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Metallica
'Metallica - Master Of Puppets'
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Fleetwood Mac
'Fleetwood Mac - Tusk'
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a small farm
cause i was raised on a farm
wi
pigs and ducks and chickens and
cows and
th odd horse
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lived on two horse studs but
they my uncles
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my third name
lover of horses
that's a slave
a i fed em once and
gave em al colic
never had to feed em again
cept for aunty janets stallion
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him i;d feed
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big appaloosa
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i used to ride keetah bareback
he was
over seventeen hands and
toey
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they said i was strange for talkin to th cows an pigs but
they all came to me
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Cypress Hill
'Cypress Hill - A Man'
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when th farm
became a party house
th boys called me
talker to pigs
i ran things
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talker to things
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th old man
offed th old lady
right there
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how did i escape ?
well for one thing
i didnt grab th jammed gun
layin in plain sight
on th kitchen table
went thru four doors
clsoin each oen bedhind me
he drunk as
and
saved th dog
which i used as a diversion
to draw his attention
so i could run like shit
not armed
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how to survive
do th right thing
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u dont know
till it happens to u
how u'll react
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this is life
and death
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Gorillaz
'Clint Eastwood'
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i survived
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my mother lay dead
with five bullets in her face
and her boyfriend with
many more
and my stepfather lay dead
with half his head blown off
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ya missed me ya old cunt
went after th dog
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had th dream
for thirteen yrs
before th reality
th old man hunting me
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wont catch me mate
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when i near froze to death
in that norwegian pass
wouldnt let th little black bastard
into yr bed to
get warm
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didnt cry when u died
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dont cry much at all
if truth be told
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yr father
in tito's yugoslavia
gave me th english translation
and flogged u
and we made up
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i called u dad again
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and we went deer hunting together
in th jugoslav forests
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with yr brother
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always beat u at target shooting
it;s yr temper old man
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coffee...
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The Police
'roxanne'
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we were using
police specials
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he bought em frm th cops
which they swept under th rug
i was only eighteen
only took five cops wi guns
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XTC
'Making Plans For Nigel'
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i live in ned kelly country
on th wrong side of th law
generally
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and work as a hitman
for an underground
secret service
which th man seems to let
play
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fuck man
my average hits per yr is
sixty thousand
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over six yrs
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not double o
i got promoted to
triple o
th first
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not
triple o one
or triple o two or
kuta lady's number
triple o 37
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triple o
th country's emergency phone number
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i apolgised for
knockin off two senior feds and
pointed at some other shit
i wanted brought to their attention and
th silence is astounding
as always
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ya go
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D:\down\movies\Robbie Williams .- Tripping2.MP3
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it's in th lyrics
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tta do it up front
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i get th odd aussie
as collateral damage
usually
out of country
we try and keep th magic
offshore
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those two toddlers lost in th bush
was a special case and u know it
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read th record
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i atlked about walkabout kids
inth bush
for a week or more
before
th little fuckers went missing
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they walked out unharmed
after a night in th freezing bush
toddlers
i count that as a win
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tryin to balance some
nasty magic
keep my countrymen off my back
i dont listen to comment
i dont need to
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i watch th news too
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Kylie Minogue
'Loving Days'
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cute
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when it can get in
past th business news and
sport and
fashion
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oh and
celebrities
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if a fuckin big rock
falls out of th sky
like happened
to th house across th road
dont be under it
or within it;s effects
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isnt that easy ?
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i think it;d be easy
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for u
maybe not so easy
do u practise ?
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u have a gift
wild but
untrained by scientific method
do u practise ?
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operant conditioning
simple bio feedback
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th rush
of endorphins
th brain knows wot to do wi that
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it can get addictive
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th rush when
ya lok back at th clue u've just written
and get th other half
of th head rush
u dig it ?
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Metalica
'Frantic'
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not hard
just takes time
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a litle bit of thought
about th last thing u wrote
before th nxt track started polaying and
yr mind will supply
th rest
over time
my gift is
six yrs trained
write down th tracks or
wotever random events u're using
dont use
planned things
like rorsach cards
or cards in general
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unless they're fresh
unsullied by human emotion
rare
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zen is in chaos
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Big Audio Dynamite II
'The Globe'
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and one level down frm th atom
we'll get an exponential jump in power
th universe built backwards
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we'll keep goin down
there is no end of levels
i looked inside
and saw nothing
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was during an
autoerotica experience
th closing of th circle
th animal chakra
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an infinitely large mass
must be composed of
infinitely small
particles
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then it has no limits
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and if nuthing is there
then magic is real
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which i already know
and can prove
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but validation is crap
practising magic is
wild
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i've been a wizard long enough now
th big things
have become
routine
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my hitman killcount
fo rhis yr
still round
110
and i average
sixty thousand a yr
there's another juicy disaster
acoming
i can claim th kills frm
before it happens
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so delicious
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so wrong
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so incredibly wrong
taking jollies
frm a hundred thousand ppl
goin under th rubble
in an earthquake
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my death curse
my large death general death curse
th night before
online
got me much pleasur
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Supertramp
'Fool's Overture'
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super tramp
was a big earthquake kuta
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extinct volcano
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full of stingless honey bees
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we're still in business baby
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and this service
may be th only one
to provide clues to th disaster
even if
unpalatable
always
but that's magic
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the australian aboriginal secret service
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we're too blatant to hide
and too nasty to be public
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TAASS
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we shall defend our island
we shall never surrender
song lyric
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too fuckin right
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i am
one of many
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we're openly
giving u
the secrets of
secret mens business
a secret for
a hundred thousand yrs
in th spirit of a global village
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th history books
say our witchdoctors
killed
with th bone of death
seven days after it was pointed at u
because u knew
it was pointed at u
science
psi science
says different
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best view is
th witchdoctor is psychic and
just knows th guy is gunna die
in seven days
one way or another
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but
th observer
always shits in th experiment
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i believe everything
that way i'm not disappointed
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as an aboriginal asutralian witchdoctor
my god
is th land
commonsense
tells me
there is no land
i wont sign a treatie johnny
i dont see any land
i see
tiny little things that
arent there
pretending to be bigger things
but i still
worship th land as my god
zero
nuthing
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it still works
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moves mountains anyway
at least in northern pakistan
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we're umm
in th hunt for osama
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got a bit general
with th last death curse
for which we apologise
we wore many collateral deaths
and made many australians uncomfortable
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when th
australian weather
is shown right way up
with australia
on top of th globe
th tv antennae
comes out of yr arse
cunt
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sorry
scuse i
more drugs over here ...
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Dire Straits
'Money for Nothing'
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i want my own tv
lyric
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thang
th drugs man
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one of many
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pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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pirate jenny
'wheel tail monkey'
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