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Bertie the Bunyip

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Jun 7, 2008, 12:41:29 PM6/7/08
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"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <ni...@databasix.com> wrote in news:g2ede9$p4e$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <ni...@databasix.com> wrote in
>> news:g2e9k9$g9k$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>> "dracosilv" <draco...@wi.rr.com> wrote in
>>>> news:484a3962$0$20183$4c36...@roadrunner.com:
>>>>>
>>>>> And
>>>>
>>>> And what?
>>>>
>>>>> I would normally say something about you
>>>>
>>>> Get me out of your mind, obsesso boi.
>>>>
>>>>> I don't care to check out R.A.P right now.
>>>>
>>>> They don't want a visit from a furfag anyway. Stay in alt.2600,
>>>> where your kind is welcome.
>>>
>>> Still trolling? Don't you get tired?
>>>
>>
>> Where are you living these days?
>
> At the moment, New Jersey, but that's temporary. As soon as I get
things
> wrapped up here, I'll be heading to warmer climes to join my brand-new
> husband.
>

Oh Congrats! I didn't know. I thought you were there OK.

Do you have a usnet register for gifts? I could give you Maxie..


Bertie

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

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Jun 7, 2008, 1:09:07 PM6/7/08
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <ni...@databasix.com> wrote in
> news:g2ede9$p4e$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <ni...@databasix.com> wrote in
>>> news:g2e9k9$g9k$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>> "dracosilv" <draco...@wi.rr.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:484a3962$0$20183$4c36...@roadrunner.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And
>>>>>
>>>>> And what?
>>>>>
>>>>>> I would normally say something about you
>>>>>
>>>>> Get me out of your mind, obsesso boi.
>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't care to check out R.A.P right now.
>>>>>
>>>>> They don't want a visit from a furfag anyway. Stay in alt.2600,
>>>>> where your kind is welcome.
>>>>
>>>> Still trolling? Don't you get tired?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Where are you living these days?
>>
>> At the moment, New Jersey, but that's temporary. As soon as I get
>> things wrapped up here, I'll be heading to warmer climes to join my
>> brand-new husband.
>>
>
> Oh Congrats! I didn't know. I thought you were there OK.

Thank you, Bertie. I'm very happy (except for being 1600 miles away from
my favorite person).

> Do you have a usnet register for gifts? I could give you Maxie..

I appreciate the sheer thoughtfulness of your proposed gift, but my
household currently consists of two cats, three kittens, a red-eared
slider and a hooded rat...not to mention my daughter.

IOW, I don't think I can handle any more pets at the moment.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell


Bertie the Bunyip

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Jun 7, 2008, 1:32:13 PM6/7/08
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"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <ni...@databasix.com> wrote in news:g2egfq$2vg$3
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'Kay. he comes in several colors, though. He's sure to be one which wil
match your decor eventaully. Red with rage, green with envy, blue from
holding his breath....

Bertie

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

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Jun 7, 2008, 2:22:57 PM6/7/08
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Blue is my favorite color.

I'll check with my husband. Perhaps after I move, we can use him as a
cat bed.

Bertie the Bunyip

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Jun 7, 2008, 2:38:30 PM6/7/08
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"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <ni...@databasix.com> wrote in news:g2ek98$c27$1
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I think he'd like that.

Bertie

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Bertie the Bunyip

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Jun 7, 2008, 3:15:57 PM6/7/08
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"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:P1B2k.4503$t07.2604
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>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
> news:g2el3i$be8$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>
>> Ah, therin lies the secret.
>>
>> bertie
>
> The secret of going without sleep, just to fuck up a perfectly good
> newsgroup.


Wrong again fjukkwit.


>
> You're mother would be so proud.
>

I'm sure your's is bragging al over the pound.


Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip

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Jun 7, 2008, 3:17:06 PM6/7/08
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gregvk <gr...@nospam.okthx> wrote in
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> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:g2egms$1jg$3
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> And purple on his face because somebody wrote "INSERT PENIS HERE" on
his
> face (with a big arrow pointing to his mouth) while he was asleep.
>

Ohkay.. Why? Surely he's busy enough without advertising?


Bertie

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Bertie the Bunyip

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Jun 7, 2008, 4:39:08 PM6/7/08
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gregvk <gr...@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9AB694015261CA01773E1E7C2A948@
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> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:g2empc$hoj$1
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>
>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:P1B2k.4503$t07.2604
>> @newsfe22.lga:
>>
>>>
>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
>>> news:g2el3i$be8$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>
>>>> Ah, therin lies the secret.
>>>>
>>>> bertie
>>>
>>> The secret of going without sleep, just to fuck up a perfectly good
>>> newsgroup.
>>
>>
>> Wrong again fjukkwit.
>

> Maxwell is the most disruptive RAP'r.
>

He's going to go to hell for his sins and he knows it.

He's from Oklahoma so it's not going to faze him in the least.

Bertie

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Bertie the Bunyip

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Jun 7, 2008, 5:15:01 PM6/7/08
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gregvk <gr...@nospam.okthx> wrote in
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> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in

> news:g2erlc$t5u$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> I've only met three people from OK.
>
> One was a borderline retard. The type of person who seemed okay at
> first, but as you got to know him better you realized that he was
> pretty fucking stupid.
>
> Another was a chick who would do anything to anybody for chocolate.
> Anything. Anybody. She'd stroll right up and announce it, too, like
> it was the most normal thing in the world.
>
> The third was a dude who made his own clothes (poorly) and would poke
> around in dog (cat, horse, cow, etc) turds to try and figure out what
> the animal had eaten.
>
> Conclusion? Oklahomans are some *messed up* folks.
>

So, you obviously were on a visit to one of their major Universities,
then?


Bertie

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Bertie the Bunyip

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Jun 7, 2008, 5:41:34 PM6/7/08
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gregvk <gr...@nospam.okthx> wrote in
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> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:g2etok$4lp$1
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> The second two were, in fact, university students.
>
> Which would have made turd boi seem halfway normal had he been a
biology
> major (a field where analyzing animal poo is actually a legitimate
> activity). Sadly, he was majoring in communication or linguistics or
> some damn thing like that.
>

Excellent. Saddest thing is they'll pobably be the ones who actually
survive whatever cataclysm awaits man in the centuries to come.


Bertie

Max Isn't Well

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Jun 7, 2008, 5:45:55 PM6/7/08
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In article <Xns9AB69EB80C40C...@127.0.0.1>, gregvk says...

> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:g2etok$4lp$1
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> The second two were, in fact, university students.
>
> Which would have made turd boi seem halfway normal had he been a biology
> major (a field where analyzing animal poo is actually a legitimate
> activity). Sadly, he was majoring in communication or linguistics or
> some damn thing like that.

He just has unconventional ideas as to what constitutes 'communication'


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