Glyndwr
DBSnappa
convey the following to the netizens of a.d
He has split up with Rhoswen and is currently without fixed abode. Before
you all rush off and start battering him with well meaning e-mails, he has
asked that you refrain at the moment as he doesn't have a proper net
connection and is doing web-based mail. All you'll do is clog up his
mailbox.
He will elucidate matters further when he is both ready and able. All I can
say is that from my vantage point (which isn't great), is that the dust is
settling, the split is permanent and that rare thing, amicable.
I propose a moments silence for our friend in need (it can't be easy without
broadband).
--
DBSnappa
ICQ 109045511
'All you men are the same', she said. 'So are you women, after the first
nine.' The line went dead
Raymond Chandler, The Little Sister
doki
DBSnappa <Bow10...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:Xns914CD853C...@130.133.1.4...
> I have just finished talking to Glyndwr on the blower and he has asked me
to
> convey the following to the netizens of a.d
> He has split up with Rhoswen and is currently without fixed abode. Before
> you all rush off and start battering him with well meaning e-mails, he has
> asked that you refrain at the moment as he doesn't have a proper net
> connection and is doing web-based mail. All you'll do is clog up his
> mailbox.
> He will elucidate matters further when he is both ready and able. All I
can
> say is that from my vantage point (which isn't great), is that the dust is
> settling, the split is permanent and that rare thing, amicable.
>
> I propose a moments silence for our friend in need (it can't be easy
without
> broadband).
>
Yukia Alita drove a Morris Minor into a quarry in August and died.
zygtom
>
>Yukia Alita drove a Morris Minor into a quarry in August and died.
;p;
--
tom:)
Crows're fLy with herd but eagLes're fLy aLone
Dr. Boggis
>
> I have just finished talking to Glyndwr on the blower and he has asked me to
> convey the following to the netizens of a.d
> He has split up with Rhoswen and is currently without fixed abode. Before
> you all rush off and start battering him with well meaning e-mails, he has
> asked that you refrain at the moment as he doesn't have a proper net
> connection and is doing web-based mail. All you'll do is clog up his
> mailbox.
> He will elucidate matters further when he is both ready and able. All I can
> say is that from my vantage point (which isn't great), is that the dust is
> settling, the split is permanent and that rare thing, amicable.
>
> I propose a moments silence for our friend in need (it can't be easy without
> broadband).
.....
--
-get thafucka out to reply-
GT3 stats: Day 261, 100% complete
Also playing: Devil May Cry, Silent Hill
Awaiting: THPS3, MGS2
Hayn-me-do
Yuki Alita lied about a lot of things, especially her 'boyfriend,'
Hamish who is actually her. I bet Hamish told #DiGi of this.
--Nick.
--
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http://www.blackstar.co.uk/scp/id/what - Want videos?
C4rd1ff 2k.1 This space for rent This space for rent
Hayn-me-do
<boggissim...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> I propose a moments silence for our friend in need (it can't be easy without
>> broadband).
>
>.....
[plink, plink. Fizz]
Glyndwr
subject line :o)
"DBSnappa" <Bow10...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:Xns914CD853C...@130.133.1.4...
> I have just finished talking to Glyndwr on the blower and he has asked me
to
> convey the following to the netizens of a.d
A word on this: I wouldn't normally consider announcing crap like this in a
newsgroup, but there are enough people here who will wonder where I've gone
(not to mention the half dozen people who I know in real life now too) that
I thought it worthwhile announcing. I apologise to those who weren't very
interested.
> He has split up with Rhoswen and is currently without fixed abode. Before
> you all rush off and start battering him with well meaning e-mails, he has
> asked that you refrain at the moment as he doesn't have a proper net
> connection and is doing web-based mail. All you'll do is clog up his
> mailbox.
Actually, it's not too bad, I have 10Mb of space or summat, and most of my
mates have net access. Batter on it if you want.
> He will elucidate matters further when he is both ready and able. All I
can
> say is that from my vantage point (which isn't great), is that the dust is
> settling, the split is permanent and that rare thing, amicable.
All of the above is true.
> I propose a moments silence for our friend in need (it can't be easy
without
> broadband).
It really isn't. My l33t Lunix PC is in pieces in another mates basement
while I use OutHouse Express over Freeserve dialup. And I still have an
unburnt and hence unplayed ISO of Ten2k2. FoxtrotFoxtrotSierra.
Glyndwr
news:9rsehr$vcvrj$1...@ID-86455.news.dfncis.de...
> Yukia Alita drove a Morris Minor into a quarry in August and died.
Safe.
Charlatan Festoon
>He will elucidate matters further when he is both ready and able. All I can
>say is that from my vantage point (which isn't great), is that the dust is
>settling, the split is permanent and that rare thing, amicable.
But what about the cats?
Will Ewan have to 'pay a visit'?
-
Can't you get us out of here?.....
Can't you GET us out of here?
DBSnappa
>> He has split up with Rhoswen and is currently without fixed abode.
>> Before you all rush off and start battering him with well meaning
>> e-mails, he has asked that you refrain at the moment as he doesn't
>> have a proper net connection and is doing web-based mail. All you'll
>> do is clog up his mailbox.
>
> Actually, it's not too bad, I have 10Mb of space or summat, and most of
> my mates have net access. Batter on it if you want.
>
OK. You asked for it!
www.singlewelshsheepfarmersdatingservice.co.wa
Charlatan Festoon
>> Actually, it's not too bad, I have 10Mb of space or summat, and most of
>> my mates have net access. Batter on it if you want.
>>
>
>OK. You asked for it!
>www.singlewelshsheepfarmersdatingservice.co.wa
mehh.
DYSWIDT?
Matthew Garrett
> It really isn't. My l33t Lunix PC is in pieces in another mates basement
> while I use OutHouse Express over Freeserve dialup. And I still have an
> unburnt and hence unplayed ISO of Ten2k2. FoxtrotFoxtrotSierra.
Disassembled Lunix b0x? Outlok express? Freeserve? Dialup? Unplayed ISO?
I feel for you.
--
Matthew Garrett | mjg59-alt...@srcf.ucam.org
Any "Chris Buckley" mentioned in the above text is a fictional character.
Resemblance to any other "Chris Buckley", living or dead, is entirely
coincidental.
Charlatan Festoon
<mjg59-alt...@srcf.ucam.org> wrote:
>> It really isn't. My l33t Lunix PC is in pieces in another mates basement
>> while I use OutHouse Express over Freeserve dialup. And I still have an
>> unburnt and hence unplayed ISO of Ten2k2. FoxtrotFoxtrotSierra.
>
>Disassembled Lunix b0x? Outlok express? Freeserve? Dialup? Unplayed ISO?
>I feel for you.
CHAKA KHAN - I feel 4 U
Glyndwr
news:slrn9u3o9f...@vavatch.jesus.cam.ac.uk...
> Disassembled Lunix b0x? Outlok express? Freeserve? Dialup? Unplayed ISO?
All of this is true. Sob.
> I feel for you.
Thanks man. That makes me feel better.
/me ponders downloading mIRC on this thing...
Dr. Boggis
>
> "Matthew Garrett" <mjg59-alt...@srcf.ucam.org> wrote in message
> news:slrn9u3o9f...@vavatch.jesus.cam.ac.uk...
> > Disassembled Lunix b0x? Outlok express? Freeserve? Dialup? Unplayed ISO?
>
> All of this is true. Sob.
Unused d0ng?
Hard luck man.
DBSnappa
> On 1 Nov 2001 23:47:06 GMT, DBSnappa <Bow10...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>>> Actually, it's not too bad, I have 10Mb of space or summat, and most of
>>> my mates have net access. Batter on it if you want.
>>>
>>
>>OK. You asked for it!
>>www.singlewelshsheepfarmersdatingservice.co.wa
>
> mehh.
>
> DYSWIDT?
>
Just give him your phone number, a photograph and the field where you live
next time!
or. MINT SAUCE
doki
Glyndwr <use...@fscked.co.uk> wrote in message
news:9rsl5d$810$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
Not really m8, she had needles full of smack stuck in her eyes and she was
trying to yodel.
Trousers
DBSnappa with his mighty hammer so hard that DBSnappa's rectum did
prolapse and they did say
> convey the following to the netizens of a.d
> He has split up with Rhoswen and is currently without fixed abode. Before
> you all rush off and start battering him with well meaning e-mails, he has
> asked that you refrain at the moment as he doesn't have a proper net
> connection and is doing web-based mail. All you'll do is clog up his
> mailbox.
> He will elucidate matters further when he is both ready and able. All I can
> say is that from my vantage point (which isn't great), is that the dust is
> settling, the split is permanent and that rare thing, amicable.
>
> I propose a moments silence for our friend in need (it can't be easy without
> broadband).
No bird and no broadband on which to download pr0n.
This=badness - I will send him a VCD of the Disney classic 'Sorority
Stewardesses'
--
Trousers
'Please keep feet of seat,s'
www.boomshankers.com
zygtom
>No bird and no broadband on which to download pr0n.
>
>This=badness - I will send him a VCD of the Disney classic 'Sorority
>Stewardesses'
You'll need his address first:
Richard Gaywood
No Fixed Abode
Cardiff
CF*
Glyndwr
news:spt4ut4q6ui3l7g0c...@4ax.com...
> Oh Trousers, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey
Trousers!
> >No bird and no broadband on which to download pr0n.
> >
> >This=badness - I will send him a VCD of the Disney classic 'Sorority
> >Stewardesses'
Buhh.
> You'll need his address first:
>
> Richard Gaywood
> No Fixed Abode
> Cardiff
> CF*
Buhh.
meltman-me-do
*ring ring*
"hello?"
"缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮"
--
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of
Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass
and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like
Beethoven?
Hayn-me-do
<melt...@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:
>*ring ring*
>
>"hello?"
>
>"缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮"
Was that you I reported to the Malicious Calls Bureau this morning?
Don't phone me for "fun" as you'll only get your line disconnected and
taken to court.
Branch-me-do
>> > Yukia Alita drove a Morris Minor into a quarry in August and died.
>>
>> Safe.
>
>Not really m8, she had needles full of smack stuck in her eyes and she was
>trying to yodel.
No, she was bumsexx0ring the gearshift and licking her own tits (which
were huge and she never wore a bra for em, natch) and thus was so
busying CUMMING that she crashed. Into the quarry.
Branch-me-do
<nickm...@spamcop.net> wrote:
>>.....
>
>[plink, plink. Fizz]
fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
splurt
meltman-me-do
> On 2 Nov 2001 12:40:10 GMT, "meltman-me-do"
> <melt...@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>*ring ring*
>>
>>"hello?"
>>
>>"缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮"
>
> Was that you I reported to the Malicious Calls Bureau this morning?
>
> Don't phone me for "fun" as you'll only get your line disconnected and
> taken to court.
Is this glyndwr using nick's computer, or something? If so, sorry, I was
just messing around... it won't happen again.
meltman-me-do
> On 2 Nov 2001 12:40:10 GMT, "meltman-me-do"
> <melt...@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>*ring ring*
>>
>>"hello?"
>>
>>"缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮缮"
>
> Was that you I reported to the Malicious Calls Bureau this morning?
>
> Don't phone me for "fun" as you'll only get your line disconnected and
> taken to court.
What?
Branch-me-do
>He has split up with Rhoswen and is currently without fixed abode.
Is he sleeping in his beloved Civic, and clutching the TRUCK CLUB
(TM)?
>Before
>you all rush off and start battering him with well meaning e-mails, he has
>asked that you refrain at the moment as he doesn't have a proper net
>connection and is doing web-based mail. All you'll do is clog up his
>mailbox.
Oh no. Heaven forbid messages of sympathy and support clog up
someone's mailbox and prevent them receiving LUNIX-related discussion
group emails.
>He will elucidate matters further when he is both ready and able. All I can
>say is that from my vantage point (which isn't great), is that the dust is
>settling, the split is permanent and that rare thing, amicable.
I can't imagine this. WTF? I bet it's all Spike's fault.
>I propose a moments silence for our friend in need (it can't be easy without
>broadband).
Yes. No longer can he 0wnage, ph33r or... be worthy of his beard.
Hayn-me-do
<loo...@a.blank.screen.com> wrote:
>>> > Yukia Alita drove a Morris Minor into a quarry in August and died.
>>> Safe.
>>
>>Not really m8, she had needles full of smack stuck in her eyes and she was
>>trying to yodel.
>
>No, she was bumsexx0ring the gearshift and licking her own tits (which
>were huge and she never wore a bra for em, natch) and thus was so
>busying CUMMING that she crashed. Into the quarry.
Nude?
Hayn-me-do
<loo...@a.blank.screen.com> wrote:
>>>.....
>>
>>[plink, plink. Fizz]
>
>fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
>
>splurt
Golly.
Ho Ho! Ho Ho! Lo! Ho Ho! mumm mum hull
HEKKI HEKKI AND 19 MORE HEKKIS
>Don't phone me for "fun" as you'll only get your line disconnected and
>taken to court.
Will you sue him for deformation as well?
--
MrPSB
Ho Ho! Ho Ho! Lo! Ho Ho! mumm mum hull
>Yuki Alita lied about a lot of things, especially her 'boyfriend,'
>Hamish who is actually her.
Except: No he isn't.
--
MrPSB
This Is The Spinal Tap
news:aih1ut8fdfr69904k...@4ax.com...
> On 1 Nov 2001 21:13:12 GMT, DBSnappa <Bow10...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >He will elucidate matters further when he is both ready and able. All I
can
> >say is that from my vantage point (which isn't great), is that the dust
is
> >settling, the split is permanent and that rare thing, amicable.
>
> But what about the cats?
> Will Ewan have to 'pay a visit'?
Rats.
Hayn-me-do
hull
<mr...@IGNORE.THIS.JUST.USE.THE.LOWERCASE.BIT.clara.co.uk.THIS.IS.CANK.TO.STOP.SPAMMERS>
wrote:
MOOONEE KEEPS CUMMIN RAAAWN TO MY PWIMAWY SKEWL.
WITH ANIMAL.
PWON.
--nICK.
fUCKING cAPS lOCK.
zygtom
blow my mind, hey Ho Ho! Ho Ho! Lo! Ho Ho! mumm mum hull!
>
>Will you sue him for deformation as well?
And liable.
Studders
"Branch-me-do" <loo...@a.blank.screen.com> wrote in message
news:u755utgsqg9hq35a4...@4ax.com...
squeek squeek
"sorry love."
--
Studders
Al Gregory
========
"Sometimes when we say different, we actually mean abnormal" - A-level
psychology textbook.
Glyndwr
<ben.godber...@withseasoning.btinternet.com> wrote in message
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And one cat. Rhos is having them all, anyway, because apart from anything
else she's staying the flat and I'm likely to end up somewhere with a
no-pets rule.
One day I shall steal more rats from toyah.
Glyndwr
> On 1 Nov 2001 21:13:12 GMT, DBSnappa <Bow10...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >He has split up with Rhoswen and is currently without fixed abode.
>
> Is he sleeping in his beloved Civic, and clutching the TRUCK CLUB
> (TM)?
Nah, the car is hers. I nearly bought a Volvo estate at a car auction the
other day on the grounds that it could provide home and transport.
> Oh no. Heaven forbid messages of sympathy and support clog up
> someone's mailbox and prevent them receiving LUNIX-related discussion
> group emails.
Muhh.
> >He will elucidate matters further when he is both ready and able. All I
can
> >say is that from my vantage point (which isn't great), is that the dust
is
> >settling, the split is permanent and that rare thing, amicable.
>
> I can't imagine this. WTF? I bet it's all Spike's fault.
It's a long story. Get your people to talk to my people and we can do lunch
next week.
> >I propose a moments silence for our friend in need (it can't be easy
without
> >broadband).
>
> Yes. No longer can he 0wnage, ph33r or... be worthy of his beard.
Yes. Sob.
PS. Know anywhere I can live?
Glyndwr
news:Xns914D7D6CA...@195.92.195.157...
> Is this glyndwr using nick's computer, or something? If so, sorry, I was
> just messing around... it won't happen again.
What the fuck are you talking about?
meltman-me-do
I have no idea.
Hayn-me-do
wrote:
>One day I shall steal more rats from toyah.
I've just got a male stinking Guinea Pig and I already have three
non-stinking female Guinea Pigs.
The need to give Guinea Pigs away will be here soonly.
--Nick.
toyah
Preston. COme and stay for a bit while you get sorted, if you wish.
toyah
--
toyah / oTHaY
www.spladoosh.co.uk
www.neratsociety.co.uk
www.midlandsratclub.co.uk
Hayn-me-do
wrote:
>"Glyndwr" <use...@fscked.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:9runli$qhv$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
>> "Branch-me-do" <loo...@a.blank.screen.com> wrote in message
>> news:db55ut8ntun6lh5bj...@4ax.com...
>> > On 1 Nov 2001 21:13:12 GMT, DBSnappa <Bow10...@aol.com> wrote:
>> >
>>
>> PS. Know anywhere I can live?
>
>Preston. COme and stay for a bit while you get sorted, if you wish.
Threat or promise?
This Is The Spinal Tap
At a guess:
Nick gets a dodgy phone call
MIEKM posts something similar
This Is The Spinal Tap
> PS. Know anywhere I can live?
There'll be a room free here in about 3 weeks.
Hayn-me-do
wrote:
>PS. Know anywhere I can live?
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A!
Stewlarts
> There'll be a room free here in about 3 weeks.
CIVIL WAR has erupted.
I feel like a British tourist caught in a South American country, the people
of which have just decided to parade the head of their former leader through
the streets on a stick, whilst indiscriminately setting fire to everyone in
their path.
Can someone airlift me out?
Glyndwr
news:9rv565$m7j$2...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> "Glyndwr" <use...@fscked.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:9runli$qhv$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > "Branch-me-do" <loo...@a.blank.screen.com> wrote in message
> > news:db55ut8ntun6lh5bj...@4ax.com...
> > > On 1 Nov 2001 21:13:12 GMT, DBSnappa <Bow10...@aol.com> wrote:
> > >
> >
> > PS. Know anywhere I can live?
>
> Preston. COme and stay for a bit while you get sorted, if you wish.
Heh, the commute to Cardiff is a bit of a bitch though :o(
I am invading your place soonish though, and I'm coming armed with bumsex
obsessed Canuck.
The Rev
> I am invading your place soonish though, and I'm coming armed with bumsex
> obsessed Canuck.
Celine Dion?
--
GTA3 stats: Day 256, 43% complete. Cleaner 1660
983 miles driven, 170 miles run, 1062 cars exploded, 3723 people wasted
Also playing: Civ3
zygtom
>
>> I am invading your place soonish though, and I'm coming armed with bumsex
>> obsessed Canuck.
>
>Celine Dion?
comedy.wav
Hayn-me-do
Barclaycard International Rescue don't rescue you unless you're dead.
Ho Ho! Ho Ho! Lo! Ho Ho! mumm mum hull
>>Can someone airlift me out?
>
>Barclaycard International Rescue don't rescue you unless you're dead.
Are they necrophiles?
--
MrPSB
Hayn-me-do
hull
<mr...@IGNORE.THIS.JUST.USE.THE.LOWERCASE.BIT.clara.co.uk.THIS.IS.CANK.TO.STOP.SPAMMERS>
wrote:
>>>Can someone airlift me out?
>>
>>Barclaycard International Rescue don't rescue you unless you're dead.
>
>Are they necrophiles?
Might be.
--Nick
Glyndwr
<mr...@IGNORE.THIS.JUST.USE.THE.LOWERCASE.BIT.clara.co.uk.THIS.IS.CANK.TO.ST
news:5ah7utsdrjovonrmd...@4ax.com...
> HEKKI HEKKI HEKKI Hayn-me-do HEKKI HEKKI alt.digitiser HEKKI HEKKI
> HEKKI HEKKI AND 23 MORE HEKKIS
>
>
> Are they necrophiles?
They're worse than necrophiles.
Branch-me-do
wrote:
>Nah, the car is hers. I nearly bought a Volvo estate at a car auction the
>other day on the grounds that it could provide home and transport.
And to think the other day I said 'Gosh, those police T5s are l33t'
and you said 'Bleh. Volvo's suck'. WITH THE APOSTROPHE.
>> I can't imagine this. WTF? I bet it's all Spike's fault.
>
>It's a long story. Get your people to talk to my people and we can do lunch
>next week.
Isn't this typical. I finally start having social things to do on the
same week I have TWO assignments due. Gah.
>Yes. Sob.
Are you using your old NTL dialup again? I think you are.
>PS. Know anywhere I can live?
My couch? OR IN TOYAH'S GARAGE WITH THE VERMIN.
Branch-me-do
wrote:
>Heh, the commute to Cardiff is a bit of a bitch though :o(
What, an hour to Manchester and then another 2 and a half or so from
there on Wales and West.
Oh I seeeeeeee.
>I am invading your place soonish though, and I'm coming armed with bumsex
>obsessed Canuck.
...discussion must occur before I commit to anything.
Glyndwr
No plans have been made yet, so stop hyperventilating, COMMITMENT-OH-PHOBE.
Glyndwr
> On Fri, 2 Nov 2001 18:08:17 -0000, "Glyndwr" <use...@fscked.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
> >Nah, the car is hers. I nearly bought a Volvo estate at a car auction the
> >other day on the grounds that it could provide home and transport.
>
> And to think the other day I said 'Gosh, those police T5s are l33t'
> and you said 'Bleh. Volvo's suck'. WITH THE APOSTROPHE.
I said "nearly". Volvos do suck. And my spoken grammar... is that bad.
> >> I can't imagine this. WTF? I bet it's all Spike's fault.
> >
> >It's a long story. Get your people to talk to my people and we can do
lunch
> >next week.
>
> Isn't this typical. I finally start having social things to do on the
> same week I have TWO assignments due. Gah.
You did this to me all last year.
> >Yes. Sob.
>
> Are you using your old NTL dialup again? I think you are.
No. Bouncing between a friend's Freeserve and another friend's NTL cable
modem. Not touched that account. I reserve the right to ask for it back
soon, though, if I end up in narrowband hell.
> >PS. Know anywhere I can live?
>
> My couch?
It might come to that.
> OR IN TOYAH'S GARAGE WITH THE VERMIN.
See previous comments about the commute.
doki
zygtom <t...@spidar.co.m> wrote in message
news:ncn5ut890r2ssjjkc...@4ax.com...
> Oh Ho Ho! Ho Ho! Lo! Ho Ho! mumm mum hull, you're so fine, you're so fine
you
> blow my mind, hey Ho Ho! Ho Ho! Lo! Ho Ho! mumm mum hull!
> >
> >Will you sue him for deformation as well?
>
> And liable.
mohh
expresso
doki
> news:9runli$qhv$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > "Branch-me-do" <loo...@a.blank.screen.com> wrote in message
> > news:db55ut8ntun6lh5bj...@4ax.com...
> > > On 1 Nov 2001 21:13:12 GMT, DBSnappa <Bow10...@aol.com> wrote:
> > >
> >
> > PS. Know anywhere I can live?
>
> Preston. COme and stay for a bit while you get sorted, if you wish.
>
But he'll make Jaymz jealous.
Branch-me-do
wrote:
>I said "nearly". Volvos do suck. And my spoken grammar... is that bad.
The Volvo's guy's. Next to Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles.
>You did this to me all last year.
Yes but I have yet to master your skill of turning down invitations to
go and do things.
>No. Bouncing between a friend's Freeserve and another friend's NTL cable
>modem. Not touched that account. I reserve the right to ask for it back
>soon, though, if I end up in narrowband hell.
Ah. I ask given that recently I had trouble getting connected, so
assumed the account was already in use.
>It might come to that.
Oh MAN! I'll have to move out then, as you'll no doubt keep me awake
shouting 'l33t' and playing loud rythmic Lunix music.
>> OR IN TOYAH'S GARAGE WITH THE VERMIN.
>
>See previous comments about the commute.
This is one of those 'doing something is the new ruining implied
hum0r' situations, except I can't be bothered trying to put it into
words.
This Is The Spinal Tap
> On Sat, 3 Nov 2001 17:25:34 -0000, "Glyndwr" <use...@fscked.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
> >I said "nearly". Volvos do suck. And my spoken grammar... is that bad.
>
> The Volvo's guy's. Next to Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles.
"Put it in H!!"
Great episode.
Branch-me-do
<ben.godber...@withseasoning.btinternet.com> wrote:
>"Put it in H!!"
The logo is a fly. I love it.
>Great episode.
I thank Sky One for finally purchasing series 3-7 of the Simpsons, so
we can at last see some quality episodes and not just badly drawn old
ones and not-funny social commentary new ones.
And before Glyndwr says it: 'The Simpsons started on a wing and a
prayer... but now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been
answered - by Satan.'
zygtom
Branch-me-do!
>I thank Sky One for finally purchasing series 3-7 of the Simpsons
Err, they've always had every series of the Simpsons... I have them all on tape
recorded off Sky One.
Branch-me-do
>Err, they've always had every series of the Simpsons... I have them all on tape
>recorded off Sky One.
Why, then, despite my watching all the episodes every night for the
last 18 months, have I not once seen '40 short films about
Springfield', 'The Springfield Monorail' or 'Klown Kollege'?
Branch-me-do
>He will elucidate matters further when he is both ready and able. All I can
>say is that from my vantage point (which isn't great), is that the dust is
>settling, the split is permanent and that rare thing, amicable.
Who has taken possession of the mobile phone?
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>'40 short films about
>Springfield', 'The Springfield Monorail' or 'Klown Kollege'
You should have been watching all the episodes on BBC2 for these.
--
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o bre,
i HAVENT SEEN THE ONE WHERE HOMER IS A SPACEMAN AND THE ONE WHERE MARVIN
MONROE DIES
PLEASE TELL ME WHICH ONES THESE ARE.
THX
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hull
<mr...@IGNORE.THIS.JUST.USE.THE.LOWERCASE.BIT.clara.co.uk.THIS.IS.CANK.TO.STOP.SPAMMERS>
wrote:
>You should have been watching all the episodes on BBC2 for these.
THAT IS THE POINT. BBC2 shows them at STRANGE TIMES on days that I
can't remember, so when I come down early for dinner all excited about
the Simpsons it won't be on and I'll have to watch Hollyoaks or
something shit instead. I mean ffs FOX 0wnz Sky so they should show
them all.
And yes Bevan is right, I demand the Homer the Astronaut one. And the
Frank Grimes one for Grimes impersonating Homer, and Homer's
incomprehensible shouts of RAGE from the basement.
This Is The Spinal Tap
Hank Scorpio. Nothing else, just that one please.
Glyndwr
The DECT cordless jobby? Hmm, that's probably mine, really. As I live
nowhere though I can't really claim to need it.
Glyndwr
> On Sat, 3 Nov 2001 17:25:34 -0000, "Glyndwr" <use...@fscked.co.uk>
> wrote:
> >You did this to me all last year.
>
> Yes but I have yet to master your skill of turning down invitations to
> go and do things.
The rude guy's.
> >No. Bouncing between a friend's Freeserve and another friend's NTL cable
> >modem. Not touched that account. I reserve the right to ask for it back
> >soon, though, if I end up in narrowband hell.
>
> Ah. I ask given that recently I had trouble getting connected, so
> assumed the account was already in use.
I suspect NTHELL are to blame.
> >It might come to that.
>
> Oh MAN! I'll have to move out then, as you'll no doubt keep me awake
> shouting 'l33t' and playing loud rythmic Lunix music.
I do all of these things.
> >> OR IN TOYAH'S GARAGE WITH THE VERMIN.
> >
> >See previous comments about the commute.
>
> This is one of those 'doing something is the new ruining implied
> hum0r' situations, except I can't be bothered trying to put it into
> words.
Good oh.
Glyndwr
> And before Glyndwr says it: 'The Simpsons started on a wing and a
> prayer... but now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been
> answered - by Satan.'
Mohh OMLO.
Branch-me-do
<ben.godber...@withseasoning.btinternet.com> wrote:
>Hank Scorpio. Nothing else, just that one please.
YES.
'You will notice, my new best friend, that we are very casual around
here.'
'Yes sir, very casual, I will notice that, Mr. Scorpion.'
'Don't call me Mr. Scorpion, it's Mr. Scorpio. But don't call me that
either, call me Hank!'
'Homer, I've got to go now. Someone ate part of my lunch.'
'From now on, Homer, these men will be your eyes, ears and, if the
need arises, they'll fill in for any other part of your body.'
'And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this!'
*BOOM*
'Oh my god, the 59th Street Bridge!'
'Maybe it just collapsed on its own?'
'We can't take that chance!'
'You always say that! I want to take a chance!'
'Very impressive isn't it, Mr. Bunt'
'Shcorpio you're totally mad.' '
'I wouldn't point fingers, you jerk.'
'Stop him! He's supposed to die!'
'Didn't they teach your cursive at your old school?'
'Well I know hell, heck, damn...'
'Two-winton and jaaallly... *poot*'
'I moooved here from Ca-na-da and dey say I'm sloowww, eeehh?'
'If you ever need something, you call me.'
'Okay, what's the number?'
'I never had to call my own company.'
'But Homer, if on your way out you wanna kill someone it would really
help me a lot.'
*lights flamethrower*
'AHAHAHAHAHA! Hey Homer! You're missing out on some fun!'
'Only management type guys like me with big salaries buy things like
that. Wait a sec! Guys like me! I'm a guy like me!'
'Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?'
'hehe Yes, once.'
'So beware of his generous pensions, plus two weeks paid vacation each
year; and on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and
beer! He loves German beer! SCORPIO!!!!'
'Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you.'
'Hey, you got any sugar around here?'
'Sugar, sure... *digs in pockets* here you go, sorry it's not in
packages. *reaches back into pockets* Want some cream?'
'Er... no.'
Geez, I almost don't have to watch it now.
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>I suspect NTHELL are to blame.
Maybe it was Micro$oft.
--
MrPSB
Branch-me-do
wrote:
>> Who has taken possession of the mobile phone?
>
>The DECT cordless jobby? Hmm, that's probably mine, really. As I live
>nowhere though I can't really claim to need it.
No, the MOBILE which likely means your 7210.
This Is The Spinal Tap
Ruining demanded humour, eh?
Chris Lynchehaun
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You should also watch the BBC ones for the bits that Sky 1 cuts out, which
always makes those bits more funnier cause they're unexpected.
Hayn-me-do
7110e.
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>>No, the MOBILE which likely means your 7210.
>
Oh MY!
--
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zygtom
Branch-me-do!
I don't know, why not ask Sky?
Also: It's 22 short films.
zygtom
>i HAVENT SEEN THE ONE WHERE HOMER IS A SPACEMAN AND THE ONE WHERE MARVIN
>MONROE DIES
>PLEASE TELL ME WHICH ONES THESE ARE.
>THX
I'll possed you my video's m8 ;)))
Got all the episode's bre
Branch-me-do
hull
<mr...@IGNORE.THIS.JUST.USE.THE.LOWERCASE.BIT.clara.co.uk.THIS.IS.CANK.TO.STOP.SPAMMERS>
wrote:
>>7110é.
>
>Oh MY!
He IS GAYwood.
Hayn-me-do
Who got CUSTARDy of the cable modem?
Branch-me-do
<nickm...@spamcop.net> wrote:
>>He IS GAYwood.
>
>Who got CUSTARDy of the cable modem?
She did. He did get the phone, tho. He also appears to have had to
give back much of his hair (really).
Branch-me-do
>Oh BREADVAN, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey BREADVAN!
>>i HAVENT SEEN THE ONE WHERE HOMER IS A SPACEMAN AND THE ONE WHERE MARVIN
>>MONROE DIES
>>PLEASE TELL ME WHICH ONES THESE ARE.
>>THX
>
>I'll possed you my video's m8 ;)))
>Got all the episode's bre
They showed Homer's heart attack (1-600-DOCTORB) and the MONORAIL ONE!
*cums*
Oh yes. Vintage QUALITY Simpsons.
Daniel Thornton
<clync...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>You should also watch the BBC ones for the bits that Sky 1 cuts out, which
>always makes those bits more funnier cause they're unexpected.
And watch Sky One repeats for the HUGE CHUNKS that the BBC cut out of
loads of episodes. Whole scenes, removed. The cretins.
--
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http://www.the-wibble.co.uk
Hayn-me-do
<loo...@a.blank.screen.com> wrote:
>>>He IS GAYwood.
>>
>>Who got CUSTARDy of the cable modem?
>
>She did. He did get the phone, tho. He also appears to have had to
>give back much of his hair (really).
The bleached bits?
Does she have the PC, or just the cable modem?
zygtom
Thornton!
>
>And watch Sky One repeats for the HUGE CHUNKS that the BBC cut out of
>loads of episodes. Whole scenes, removed. The cretins.
Sky still tops the BBC - the other day on BBC2 I saw the WHOLE EPISODE which
Sky "cut" - "The Cartridge Family".
Hayn-me-do
>Oh Daniel Thornton, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Daniel
>Thornton!
>>
>>And watch Sky One repeats for the HUGE CHUNKS that the BBC cut out of
>>loads of episodes. Whole scenes, removed. The cretins.
>
>Sky still tops the BBC - the other day on BBC2 I saw the WHOLE EPISODE which
>Sky "cut" - "The Cartridge Family".
It was cut because of some Merkinny shooting though. Didn't they even
show it in repeats?
This Is The Spinal Tap
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> On Mon, 05 Nov 2001 22:27:53 +0000, t...@spidar.co.m (zygtom) wrote:
>
> >Oh Daniel Thornton, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey
Daniel
> >Thornton!
> >>
> >>And watch Sky One repeats for the HUGE CHUNKS that the BBC cut out of
> >>loads of episodes. Whole scenes, removed. The cretins.
> >
> >Sky still tops the BBC - the other day on BBC2 I saw the WHOLE EPISODE
which
> >Sky "cut" - "The Cartridge Family".
>
> It was cut because of some Merkinny shooting though. Didn't they even
> show it in repeats?
I know I've seen it before it was just on, but I don't remember where.
Chances are it was Sky.
Branch-me-do
<nickm...@spamcop.net> wrote:
>The bleached bits?
Yes.
>Does she have the PC, or just the cable modem?
It's unlikely he'll carry a giant spool of cable around, one end still
connected into the wall in his... er... her house.
This Is The Spinal Tap
He could be like those tramps in Tokyo that still wear their salaryman suits
and have internet in their cardboard houses.
Daniel Thornton
<ben.godber...@withseasoning.btinternet.com> wrote:
>> It was cut because of some Merkinny shooting though. Didn't they even
>> show it in repeats?
It was released a year or so back on one of the videos. I think Sky
have decided not to show it for fear of offending people.
Daniel Thornton
>Sky still tops the BBC - the other day on BBC2 I saw the WHOLE EPISODE which
>Sky "cut" - "The Cartridge Family".
And BBC2's cuts probably add up to around eight new episodes. Or
something. I dunno.
Toast.
This Is The Spinal Tap
news:3be73ac2...@news.cis.dfn.de...
> On Mon, 5 Nov 2001 23:16:59 -0000, "This Is The Spinal Tap"
> <ben.godber...@withseasoning.btinternet.com> wrote:
>
> >> It was cut because of some Merkinny shooting though. Didn't they even
> >> show it in repeats?
>
> It was released a year or so back on one of the videos. I think Sky
> have decided not to show it for fear of offending people.
Never watched a Simpsons video. Maybe. Actually, my brother may have forced
me too at some point.
Samir Sheldenkar
says...
> On Mon, 05 Nov 2001 22:27:53 +0000, t...@spidar.co.m (zygtom) wrote:
>
> >Sky still tops the BBC - the other day on BBC2 I saw the WHOLE EPISODE which
> >Sky "cut" - "The Cartridge Family".
>
> And BBC2's cuts probably add up to around eight new episodes. Or
> something. I dunno.
>
> Toast.
Whenever I watch an episode of the Simpsons on the BBC, I always notice
stuff that I've never seen when they were aired on Sky.
So I always figured Sky were much more scissor-happy. Dunno if it's just
that I've seen the Sky ones more often so I know where a 'new' thing is
or what though.
--
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Matthew Garrett
Tap wrote:
> He could be like those tramps in Tokyo that still wear their salaryman suits
> and have internet in their cardboard houses.
All Tomorrow's Parties is worth it for that concept alone. And pretty
much only that concept. Fucking Gibson.
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Resemblance to any other "Chris Buckley", living or dead, is entirely
coincidental.
Charlatan Festoon
> Whenever I watch an episode of the Simpsons on the BBC, I always notice
> stuff that I've never seen when they were aired on Sky.
>
> So I always figured Sky were much more scissor-happy. Dunno if it's just
> that I've seen the Sky ones more often so I know where a 'new' thing is
> or what though.
This is correct. Sky chop up the episodes. BBC do not.
Sky didn't air The Cartridge Family. BBC did.
Daniel Thornton
<mike_...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>This is correct. Sky chop up the episodes. BBC do not.
You're a big wrong fool.
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The Rev
> This is correct. Sky chop up the episodes. BBC do not.
> Sky didn't air The Cartridge Family. BBC did.
Do Sky chop stuff themselves or are they just showing the syndicated
versions of the episodes?
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