I've been downloading flaky Real Video files, but I only have a 300 baud
modem, and each one takes several months to download.
I started downloading one episode in Winter, and I was so busy waiting
for it to download that I forgot to plough the fields, scatter my seeds
and reap the benefits. Now I'm ruined.
Paragraphs 2 & 3 contain small inaccuracies.
> Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all the
> South Park episodes?
There must be a nice american with a cable modem out there thinking
about us....
I'm after the same thing. Except it's for my budgie. Who's got Cancer
of the arse. So shameful!
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>
>Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all the
>South Park episodes?
>
>I've been downloading flaky Real Video files, but I only have a 300 baud
>modem, and each one takes several months to download.
>
>I started downloading one episode in Winter, and I was so busy waiting
>for it to download that I forgot to plough the fields, scatter my seeds
>and reap the benefits. Now I'm ruined.
>
>Paragraphs 2 & 3 contain small inaccuracies.
I've got the first 10 episodes in Real Video, and I've got a CDR...
the problem is, after the first 10 episodes, someone thought it would
be a good idea to capture them in much higher quality, meaning each
one is a 30 meg download rather than a 5 meg download. Which is far
too much for my puny 28k8 modem.
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Yes, I've noticed that they get bigger. I shall keep an eye on the small
ads.
>> Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all the
>> South Park episodes?
>
>There must be a nice american with a cable modem out there thinking
>about us....
>
>I'm after the same thing. Except it's for my budgie. Who's got Cancer
>of the arse. So shameful!
That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
of the house!
--
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"Lust he follows virtue close,
through the steaming woodlands" - Comus
>
>She's sporting a particularly curious hair-do at the moment. I don't
>have house-cancer, but there were two beatles in the house yesterday,
>and they made me very scared.
>
>
Which ones? I think George and Ringo would be most scary.
Tom
I kind of guessed this response, but I thought more of you, Tommo.
It was John, of course!
> >I'm after the same thing. Except it's for my budgie. Who's got Cancer
> >of the arse. So shameful!
> That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
> of the house!
I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
in-public. Not very funny.
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Just thought I'd let you know that SP will soon be avaliable on video here in
the UK. I know it's not the same, but they'll be releasing a heap of tapes
(only UK broadcast episodes so far tho'...):
Volume 1:
Cartman gets an anal probe
Volcano
Volume 2:
Weight Gain 4000
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Box Set 1:
Tapes 1, 2 & 3
(V's 1&2 + Box Set 1 released 21 september)
Volume 3:
An Elephant Makes Love To a Pig
Death
Volume 4:
Pinkeye
Damien
Box Set 2:
Tapes 4, 5 & 6
(V's 3&4 released 2nd November)
Volume 5:
Starvin Marvin
Mecha Streisand
Volume 6:
Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
Toms Rhinoplasty
(V's 5&6 released 30th november)
Tapes cost 10.99 each or 34.99 for a box set.
Glad to be of service... : )
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>>>> Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all
the
>>>> South Park episodes?
>>>
>>>There must be a nice american with a cable modem out there thinking
>>>about us....
>>>
>>>I'm after the same thing. Except it's for my budgie. Who's got Cancer
>>>of the arse. So shameful!
>>
>>That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got
cancer
>>of the house!
>
>She's sporting a particularly curious hair-do at the moment.
Has she been washing the strength back in?
--
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>On Sun, 9 Aug 1998 19:00:45 +0100, Andy Smith
><smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>
>>Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all the
>>South Park episodes?
>>
>>I've been downloading flaky Real Video files, but I only have a 300 baud
>>modem, and each one takes several months to download.
>>
>>I started downloading one episode in Winter, and I was so busy waiting
>>for it to download that I forgot to plough the fields, scatter my seeds
>>and reap the benefits. Now I'm ruined.
>>
>>Paragraphs 2 & 3 contain small inaccuracies.
>
>I've got the first 10 episodes in Real Video, and I've got a CDR...
>the problem is, after the first 10 episodes, someone thought it would
>be a good idea to capture them in much higher quality, meaning each
>one is a 30 meg download rather than a 5 meg download. Which is far
>too much for my puny 28k8 modem.
Umm, where do you download them from???
Why didn't they make a "RealFlash" version of South Park, it would
most definetly work!
--Nick.
No, she's been washing that man right out of her hair.
He was well and truly stuck.
Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
They're a bit on the pricey side tho, eh? 11 quid for two episodes? Ouch
eek arf.
>
>Umm, where do you download them from???
>
>Why didn't they make a "RealFlash" version of South Park, it would
>most definetly work!
>
>--Nick.
I get mine from a variety of sources - a bit like Variety packs of
Kellogg's cereals. Which is odd - I don't eat cereal, nor do I like the
Royal Variety Performance.
ftp://ftp.bigblue.cequel.co.uk/pub is good.
>
>I kind of guessed this response, but I thought more of you, Tommo.
>
>It was John, of course!
>
>
Well, I wasn't sure if it was typo, or you actually meant you had
members of the band in your house. So, I decided it was a typo, and
took advantage of it for "comedy value", as it were.
Tom
>Umm, where do you download them from???
www.southparkcows.com has links to many ftp sites with episodes.
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Or a reanimated John Lennon corpse. Or a living Yoko Ono (not a Beatle-
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|That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
|of the house!
I got Cancer of the retina from staring at a computer monitor for too
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thou hast the two horns of the lamb,
but thou speakest as the dragon."
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Arran II:4 (Children of Dune - Frank Herbert)
>>> That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
>>> of the house!
>>
>>I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
>>in-public. Not very funny.
>
>Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
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|It was John, of course!
Being dead, he would be the scarier...
|I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
|in-public. Not very funny.
What happened? Big dog try to hump yer leg, and growled at you when you
tried to shake it off? Rapist didn't believe you weren't called Tina? You
passed a house where they were playing repeats of Blue Peter <Shiver>?
Yes, but they do get BIG.
>>Has she been washing the strength back in?
>
>No, she's been washing that man right out of her hair.
>
>He was well and truly stuck.
This post has been brought to you by the letters K and Y.
"And I'm back in the attic, I'm playing with the embryo farm"
- The Mabuses
Take a look at, um, www.shockrave.com
Chris
> >> >I'm after the same thing. Except it's for my budgie. Who's got Cancer
> >> >of the arse. So shameful!
> >
> >> That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
> >> of the house!
> >
> >I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
> >in-public. Not very funny.
> Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
Actully, I was left depressed for the whole night and couldnt talk to my
family. But I wrote a decent p670 article in the process.
> >Umm, where do you download them from???
> www.southparkcows.com has links to many ftp sites with episodes.
Nice, what real player do I need to bother to install?
> >>> That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
> >>> of the house!
> >>
> >>I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
> >>in-public. Not very funny.
> >
> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
5ft 12, actully.
> |I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
> |in-public. Not very funny.
> What happened? Big dog try to hump yer leg, and growled at you when you
> tried to shake it off? Rapist didn't believe you weren't called Tina? You
> passed a house where they were playing repeats of Blue Peter <Shiver>?
No actully. I got attacked by a 20 year old. And have the brusies to prove it.
</beingserious>
>> >>I've got cancer of the
scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
>> >>in-public. Not very funny.
>> >
>> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
>
>> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>
>5ft 12, actully.
And I'm 3ft 35.
>> >> >I'm after the same thing. Except it's for my budgie. Who's got
Cancer
>> >> >of the arse. So shameful!
>> >
>> >> That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got
cancer
>> >> of the house!
>> >
>> >I've got cancer of the
scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
>> >in-public. Not very funny.
>
>> Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
>
>Actully, I was left depressed for the whole night and couldnt talk to
my
>family. But I wrote a decent p670 article in the process.
Glad some good's come out of it. Take some Mace next time.
> >> >>I've got cancer of the
> scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
> >> >>in-public. Not very funny.
> >> >
> >> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
> >
> >> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
> >
> >5ft 12, actully.
> And I'm 3ft 35.
I think. Never got used to these bloody imperial mesurements....
> >Nice, what real player do I need to bother to install?
> ====
> it is a standard in ie4......if not then you need to download it off the
> net.....go to the real technoliges homepage and you can download loads of
> different real players
Which version though? I've got every one on CD. I just never use them.
>> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
>> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>
>5ft 12, actully.
That's rather big for belly size, ain't it? YES IT IS!
|No actully. I got attacked by a 20 year old. And have the brusies to prove
it.
|</beingserious>
Do 20 year-olds often "attack" you? What did you do to him? Was a he a
"Care in the Community" 20 yr old? Did he used to go to your school <Shit,
whenever I used to see someone from my school down town, I had to make sure
a third wasn't moving to intercept...>
Only reply if you're okay with it <Talking may help>
> >> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
> >> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
> >
> >5ft 12, actully.
> That's rather big for belly size, ain't it? YES IT IS!
Erm, belly? That would be a weight, my friend.
"You've messed up, big time" - Someone [Somewhere]
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
5ft 12... roflmao...
N
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K's latest: Yeovil 1:3 Kingstonian... Up the Jack Army!
"We three Kings of Liverpool are,
John in a taxi,
Paul in a car.
George in a scooter, beeping his hooter,
Following Ringo Starr".
Was he drunk and pissed up on booze?
Absolutley dispicable.
2 episodes a tape?
Boycott them. It's disgusting.
Let's kill Comedy Central!
RealPlayer of the 5th variety.
> >No actully. I got attacked by a 20 year old. And have the brusies to prove it.
> ></beingserious>
> Was he drunk and pissed up on booze?
No, actully. If he was, it would of made more sense......
> >Nice, what real player do I need to bother to install?
> RealPlayer of the 5th variety.
No point in d/ling the G3 type of reality, then?
> Let's kill Comedy Central!
"fuck off" - Comedy Central[confirmed]
> >> And I'm 3ft 35.
> >
> >I think. Never got used to these bloody imperial mesurements....
> That's why I always measure myself in hands.
Who's hands? I hope not Bob Sweezeleys.
> >> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
> >
> >5ft 12, actully.
> 5ft 12... roflmao...
6ft 18, then.
>David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message
><199808171...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>...
>====
>>> www.southparkcows.com has links to many ftp sites with episodes.
>>
>>Nice, what real player do I need to bother to install?
>====
>it is a standard in ie4......if not then you need to download it off the
>net.....go to the real technoliges homepage and you can download loads of
>different real players
You really should get Real Player 5.0, it supports Real Flash. Real
Flash=Goodie.
--Nick.
ICQ: 9235201
Nick Mooney -- nickm...@softhome.net
Pager: http://wwp.mirabilis.com/9235201
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Lair/5030
>
>Nick wrote in message <35d1d334...@news.thefree.net>...
>>After the death of a...@ajaybee.demon.co.uk (Alistair Buxton), we all
>>had a party that lasted into the early hours of Mon, 10 Aug 1998
>>23:46:39 GMT morning, and we all coughed this:
>>
>>>On Sun, 9 Aug 1998 19:00:45 +0100, Andy Smith
>>><smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all the
>>>>South Park episodes?
>>>>
>>>>I've been downloading flaky Real Video files, but I only have a 300 baud
>>>>modem, and each one takes several months to download.
>>>>
>>>>I started downloading one episode in Winter, and I was so busy waiting
>>>>for it to download that I forgot to plough the fields, scatter my seeds
>>>>and reap the benefits. Now I'm ruined.
>>>>
>>>>Paragraphs 2 & 3 contain small inaccuracies.
>>>
>>>I've got the first 10 episodes in Real Video, and I've got a CDR...
>>>the problem is, after the first 10 episodes, someone thought it would
>>>be a good idea to capture them in much higher quality, meaning each
>>>one is a 30 meg download rather than a 5 meg download. Which is far
>>>too much for my puny 28k8 modem.
>>
>>Umm, where do you download them from???
>>
>>Why didn't they make a "RealFlash" version of South Park, it would
>>most definetly work!
>I'm pretty sure they did, you know...
>
>Take a look at, um, www.shockrave.com
REALLY?
But I'm talking about whole episodes that were downloadable which were
in the Real Flash format. Cartoons + Real Flash = Very good
combination.
>David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message
><199808171...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>...
>
>>> >>I've got cancer of the
>scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
>>> >>in-public. Not very funny.
>>> >
>>> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
>>
>>> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>>
>>5ft 12, actully.
>
>And I'm 3ft 35.
And I'm 6ft 5, really.
>>>>>Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
>>>> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>>>5ft 12, actully.
>> That's rather big for belly size, ain't it? YES IT IS!
>
>Erm, belly? That would be a weight, my friend.
I'm now your friend, for saying your belly's huge? Shocking! I thought I was
just a poster. Now I'll have to say all of you are my friends, which would
be against my lawyers advice. LIE!
>"You've messed up, big time" - Someone [Somewhere]
Yes, that's what my lawyers said too, before they went to hospital. LIE 2!
That is a right con. I've seen tapes of comedies with four or five
episodes on them for the same price. That's just cynical pricing.
--
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>> >> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>> >
>> >5ft 12, actully.
>
>> 5ft 12... roflmao...
>
>6ft 18, then.
Shit! Run for the hills!
--
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"We starve with pride and glass in our throats" - Neurosis
>> >Nice, what real player do I need to bother to install?
>
>> RealPlayer of the 5th variety.
>
>No point in d/ling the G3 type of reality, then?
"Mortality, reality, await the final CAAAAAAALLLL!!!" - Slayer.
Dahnloaded G2 the other day, and it's ruddy decent, man. You can listen
to Californian student radio on it! Got channels on it an' all, blimey!
> >> >> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
> >> >
> >> >5ft 12, actully.
> >
> >> 5ft 12... roflmao...
> >
> >6ft 18, then.
> Shit! Run for the hills!
"Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a fish and chip shop. Be me alive or
be me dead. I'll have Salt and Vinegar on that please" - Dunno[don't
care]
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| Dave Deans/PAndroid - I think I'm crazy. Maybe.
> >No point in d/ling the G3 type of reality, then?
> "Mortality, reality, await the final CAAAAAAALLLL!!!" - Slayer.
> Dahnloaded G2 the other day, and it's ruddy decent, man. You can listen
> to Californian student radio on it! Got channels on it an' all, blimey!
Excuse to get a 28.8 modem......
That sounds excellent.
Where from, daddy-o?
N
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>In article <FbRzpeA8...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>, Andy Smith postulated the
>following theorem...
>>
>>In article <199808181...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>, David
>>Deans/PAndroid <pand...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com> most elloquently
>>suggests
>>>The message <6r9t77$75f$2...@heliodor.xara.net>
>>> from "Gary Robert Kelly" <Xblac...@hotmail.com> contains these words:
>>>
>>>> >> >>I've got cancer of the
>>>> scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
>>>> >> >>in-public. Not very funny.
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
>>>> >
>>>> >> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>>>> >
>>>> >5ft 12, actully.
>>>
>>>> And I'm 3ft 35.
>>>
>>>I think. Never got used to these bloody imperial mesurements....
>>
>>That's why I always measure myself in hands.
>
>That depends on whose hands they are. :)
Oh! Andy!
>>Dahnloaded G2 the other day, and it's ruddy decent, man. You can
listen
>>to Californian student radio on it! Got channels on it an' all,
blimey!
>
>That sounds excellent.
>
>Where from, daddy-o?
www.real.com innit? Like the rest of 'em!
"When the fallout comes he is fire" - Neurosis
OK.
Thank
you
.
N
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>WHERE'S YOUR SIG, Deansy?
Don't talk to darling Tina like that.
--Nick.
>>>>>> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>>>>>5ft 12, actully.
>>>> 5ft 12... roflmao...
>>>6ft 18, then.
>> Shit! Run for the hills!
>
>"Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a fish and chip shop. Be me alive or
>be me dead. I'll have Salt and Vinegar on that please" - Dunno[don't
>care]
Yum! But why is it "chip"? Surely plural: "Fish and Chips Shop". And as for
"haircut", bah!
"# If you want some Fish and Chips, you can buy them at the Fish and Chip
Shop. FISH AND CHIPS! #" - My Dad (a long time ago)
> >"Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a fish and chip shop. Be me alive or
> >be me dead. I'll have Salt and Vinegar on that please" - Dunno[don't
> >care]
> Yum! But why is it "chip"? Surely plural: "Fish and Chips Shop". And as for
> "haircut", bah!
Oh the giant? He can't say english well. He not good at hair cutting. Nou.
> "# If you want some Fish and Chips, you can buy them at the Fish and Chip
> Shop. FISH AND CHIPS! #" - My Dad (a long time ago)
Ah right...
How olds your dad again?
>>>"Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a fish and chip shop. Be me alive or
>>>be me dead. I'll have Salt and Vinegar on that please" - Dunno[don't
>>>care]
>
>> Yum! But why is it "chip"? Surely plural: "Fish and Chips Shop". And as
for
>> "haircut", bah!
>
>Oh the giant? He can't say english well. He not good at hair cutting. Nou.
Erm..?
>> "# If you want some Fish and Chips, you can buy them at the Fish and Chip
>> Shop. FISH AND CHIPS! #" - My Dad (a long time ago)
>
>Ah right...
>
>How olds your dad again?
78. *
* None of your beeswax, boy.