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Andy Smith

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Aug 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/9/98
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Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all the
South Park episodes?

I've been downloading flaky Real Video files, but I only have a 300 baud
modem, and each one takes several months to download.

I started downloading one episode in Winter, and I was so busy waiting
for it to download that I forgot to plough the fields, scatter my seeds
and reap the benefits. Now I'm ruined.

Paragraphs 2 & 3 contain small inaccuracies.


Smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk

David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/10/98
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The message <wgIO3UAN...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>
from Andy Smith <smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk> contains these words:

> Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all the
> South Park episodes?

There must be a nice american with a cable modem out there thinking
about us....

I'm after the same thing. Except it's for my budgie. Who's got Cancer
of the arse. So shameful!
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Alistair Buxton

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Aug 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/10/98
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On Sun, 9 Aug 1998 19:00:45 +0100, Andy Smith
<smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>
>Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all the
>South Park episodes?
>

>I've been downloading flaky Real Video files, but I only have a 300 baud
>modem, and each one takes several months to download.
>
>I started downloading one episode in Winter, and I was so busy waiting
>for it to download that I forgot to plough the fields, scatter my seeds
>and reap the benefits. Now I'm ruined.
>
>Paragraphs 2 & 3 contain small inaccuracies.

I've got the first 10 episodes in Real Video, and I've got a CDR...
the problem is, after the first 10 episodes, someone thought it would
be a good idea to capture them in much higher quality, meaning each
one is a 30 meg download rather than a 5 meg download. Which is far
too much for my puny 28k8 modem.

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Visit TNT - telnet://tnt.turf.org:4000

Andy Smith

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Aug 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/12/98
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In article <35d185fd...@news.demon.co.uk>, Alistair Buxton
<a...@ajaybee.demon.co.uk> most elloquently suggests


>I've got the first 10 episodes in Real Video, and I've got a CDR...
>the problem is, after the first 10 episodes, someone thought it would
>be a good idea to capture them in much higher quality, meaning each
>one is a 30 meg download rather than a 5 meg download. Which is far
>too much for my puny 28k8 modem.

Yes, I've noticed that they get bigger. I shall keep an eye on the small
ads.

Smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk

Gary Robert Kelly

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Aug 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/12/98
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David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message
<199808101...@killallgreendogs.bigfoot.com>...

>> Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all the
>> South Park episodes?
>

>There must be a nice american with a cable modem out there thinking
>about us....
>
>I'm after the same thing. Except it's for my budgie. Who's got Cancer
>of the arse. So shameful!

That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
of the house!

--
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through the steaming woodlands" - Comus

Andy Smith

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Aug 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/12/98
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In article <6qslmm$qlp$5...@heliodor.xara.net>, Gary Robert Kelly
<Xblac...@hotmail.com> most elloquently suggests

>David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message
><199808101...@killallgreendogs.bigfoot.com>...
>
>>> Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all the
>>> South Park episodes?
>>
>>There must be a nice american with a cable modem out there thinking
>>about us....
>>
>>I'm after the same thing. Except it's for my budgie. Who's got Cancer
>>of the arse. So shameful!
>
>That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
>of the house!

She's sporting a particularly curious hair-do at the moment. I don't
have house-cancer, but there were two beatles in the house yesterday,
and they made me very scared.


Smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk

Thos.

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Aug 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/13/98
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To quote Andy Smith <smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>, in article
<Gd9eQKAI...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>...

>
>She's sporting a particularly curious hair-do at the moment. I don't
>have house-cancer, but there were two beatles in the house yesterday,
>and they made me very scared.
>
>

Which ones? I think George and Ringo would be most scary.

Tom

Andy Smith

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Aug 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/13/98
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In article <35d321a...@158.152.254.74>, Thos. <t...@NOTREALw2s.net>
most elloquently suggests

I kind of guessed this response, but I thought more of you, Tommo.

It was John, of course!


Smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk

David Deans/PAndroid

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The message <6qslmm$qlp$5...@heliodor.xara.net>
from "Gary Robert Kelly" <Xblac...@hotmail.com> contains these words:

> >I'm after the same thing. Except it's for my budgie. Who's got Cancer
> >of the arse. So shameful!

> That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
> of the house!

I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
in-public. Not very funny.
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ale...@dircon.co.uk

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Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98
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In article <kAVGXAAq...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>,

Just thought I'd let you know that SP will soon be avaliable on video here in
the UK. I know it's not the same, but they'll be releasing a heap of tapes
(only UK broadcast episodes so far tho'...):

Volume 1:

Cartman gets an anal probe
Volcano

Volume 2:

Weight Gain 4000
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Box Set 1:

Tapes 1, 2 & 3

(V's 1&2 + Box Set 1 released 21 september)

Volume 3:

An Elephant Makes Love To a Pig
Death

Volume 4:

Pinkeye
Damien

Box Set 2:

Tapes 4, 5 & 6

(V's 3&4 released 2nd November)

Volume 5:

Starvin Marvin
Mecha Streisand

Volume 6:

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
Toms Rhinoplasty

(V's 5&6 released 30th november)

Tapes cost 10.99 each or 34.99 for a box set.

Glad to be of service... : )

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Gary Robert Kelly

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Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98
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Andy Smith wrote in message ...

>>>> Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all
the
>>>> South Park episodes?
>>>
>>>There must be a nice american with a cable modem out there thinking
>>>about us....
>>>

>>>I'm after the same thing. Except it's for my budgie. Who's got Cancer
>>>of the arse. So shameful!
>>
>>That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got
cancer
>>of the house!
>

>She's sporting a particularly curious hair-do at the moment.

Has she been washing the strength back in?

--
Gaz (_*_) blac...@hotmail.com

Nick

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Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98
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After the death of a...@ajaybee.demon.co.uk (Alistair Buxton), we all
had a party that lasted into the early hours of Mon, 10 Aug 1998
23:46:39 GMT morning, and we all coughed this:

>On Sun, 9 Aug 1998 19:00:45 +0100, Andy Smith
><smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>

>>Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all the
>>South Park episodes?
>>

>>I've been downloading flaky Real Video files, but I only have a 300 baud
>>modem, and each one takes several months to download.
>>
>>I started downloading one episode in Winter, and I was so busy waiting
>>for it to download that I forgot to plough the fields, scatter my seeds
>>and reap the benefits. Now I'm ruined.
>>
>>Paragraphs 2 & 3 contain small inaccuracies.
>

>I've got the first 10 episodes in Real Video, and I've got a CDR...
>the problem is, after the first 10 episodes, someone thought it would
>be a good idea to capture them in much higher quality, meaning each
>one is a 30 meg download rather than a 5 meg download. Which is far
>too much for my puny 28k8 modem.

Umm, where do you download them from???

Why didn't they make a "RealFlash" version of South Park, it would
most definetly work!

--Nick.

Andy Smith

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Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98
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In article <6r1t4h$jqa$2...@heliodor.xara.net>, Gary Robert Kelly
<Xblac...@hotmail.com> most elloquently suggests

>Has she been washing the strength back in?

No, she's been washing that man right out of her hair.

He was well and truly stuck.


Smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk

Andy Smith

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Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98
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In article <199808131...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>, David
Deans/PAndroid <pand...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com> most elloquently
suggests

>The message <6qslmm$qlp$5...@heliodor.xara.net>
> from "Gary Robert Kelly" <Xblac...@hotmail.com> contains these words:
>
>> >I'm after the same thing. Except it's for my budgie. Who's got Cancer
>> >of the arse. So shameful!
>
>> That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
>> of the house!
>
>I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
>in-public. Not very funny.

Aw! Are you all right, little fella?


Smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk

Andy Smith

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Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98
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In article <6r1aea$32c$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, ale...@dircon.co.uk most
elloquently suggests


>Tapes cost 10.99 each or 34.99 for a box set.
>
>Glad to be of service... : )

Thank you.

They're a bit on the pricey side tho, eh? 11 quid for two episodes? Ouch
eek arf.


Smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk

Andy Smith

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Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98
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In article <35d1d334...@news.thefree.net>, Nick <nickI'M-A-
DILDO...@softhome.net> most elloquently suggests

>
>Umm, where do you download them from???
>
>Why didn't they make a "RealFlash" version of South Park, it would
>most definetly work!
>
>--Nick.

I get mine from a variety of sources - a bit like Variety packs of
Kellogg's cereals. Which is odd - I don't eat cereal, nor do I like the
Royal Variety Performance.

ftp://ftp.bigblue.cequel.co.uk/pub is good.


Smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk

Thos.

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Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98
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To quote Andy Smith <smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>, in article
<i743JjAf...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>...

>
>I kind of guessed this response, but I thought more of you, Tommo.
>
>It was John, of course!
>
>

Well, I wasn't sure if it was typo, or you actually meant you had
members of the band in your house. So, I decided it was a typo, and
took advantage of it for "comedy value", as it were.

Tom

Andy Smith

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Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98
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In article <35d4802...@158.152.254.74>, Thos. <t...@NOTREALw2s.net>
most elloquently suggests
Indeedy do!


Smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk

Alistair Buxton

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Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98
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On Fri, 14 Aug 1998 18:13:02 GMT, nickI'M-A-DIL...@softhome.net
(Nick) wrote:

>Umm, where do you download them from???

www.southparkcows.com has links to many ftp sites with episodes.

--
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Alan

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Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98
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In article <35d321a...@158.152.254.74>, t...@NOTREALw2s.net says...

> To quote Andy Smith <smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>, in article
> <Gd9eQKAI...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>...
> >She's sporting a particularly curious hair-do at the moment. I don't
> >have house-cancer, but there were two beatles in the house yesterday,
> >and they made me very scared.
> >
> >
> Which ones? I think George and Ringo would be most scary.

Or a reanimated John Lennon corpse. Or a living Yoko Ono (not a Beatle-
but very scary).

--
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Gary Robert Kelly wrote in message <6qslmm$qlp$5...@heliodor.xara.net>...

|That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
|of the house!

I got Cancer of the retina from staring at a computer monitor for too
long...

--
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ICQ# 8596279
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Thou breakest the heads of the dragons in the desert.
Yea, I behold thee as a beast coming up from the dunes;
thou hast the two horns of the lamb,
but thou speakest as the dragon."

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Ed

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Aug 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/15/98
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Andy Smith rogers the command to do a KAMIKAZE!!! Yeeeeeeeee:

>>> That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
>>> of the house!
>>

>>I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
>>in-public. Not very funny.
>
>Aw! Are you all right, little fella?


Hey, he's taller than 4ft!

simon

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Aug 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/15/98
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Nick wrote in message <35d1d334...@news.thefree.net>..
====

>Umm, where do you download them from???
>
>Why didn't they make a "RealFlash" version of South Park, it would
>most definetly work!
====
if you just go to www.yahoo.com and do a search for south park it will come
up with hundreds of sites and a lot of them have downloadable episodes.....

--
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Email : ne...@s.mh.easynet.co.uk
ICQ : 11150055

Arran "ACE" Yarwood

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Aug 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/15/98
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Andy Smith wrote in message ...

|It was John, of course!

Being dead, he would be the scarier...

Arran "ACE" Yarwood

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Aug 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/15/98
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David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message
<199808131...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>...

|I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
|in-public. Not very funny.

What happened? Big dog try to hump yer leg, and growled at you when you
tried to shake it off? Rapist didn't believe you weren't called Tina? You
passed a house where they were playing repeats of Blue Peter <Shiver>?

Andy Smith

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Aug 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/15/98
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In article <6r3qp4$1e8$2...@apple.news.easynet.net>, simon
<ne...@s.mh.easynet.co.uk> most elloquently suggests

>Nick wrote in message <35d1d334...@news.thefree.net>..
>====
>>Umm, where do you download them from???
>>
>>Why didn't they make a "RealFlash" version of South Park, it would
>>most definetly work!
>====
>if you just go to www.yahoo.com and do a search for south park it will come
>up with hundreds of sites and a lot of them have downloadable episodes.....

Yes, but they do get BIG.


Smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk

Gary Robert Kelly

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Aug 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/16/98
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Andy Smith wrote in message ...

>>Has she been washing the strength back in?


>
>No, she's been washing that man right out of her hair.
>
>He was well and truly stuck.

This post has been brought to you by the letters K and Y.

"And I'm back in the attic, I'm playing with the embryo farm"
- The Mabuses

Chris Wood

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Aug 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/16/98
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Nick wrote in message <35d1d334...@news.thefree.net>...

>After the death of a...@ajaybee.demon.co.uk (Alistair Buxton), we all
>had a party that lasted into the early hours of Mon, 10 Aug 1998
>23:46:39 GMT morning, and we all coughed this:
>
>>On Sun, 9 Aug 1998 19:00:45 +0100, Andy Smith
>><smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all the
>>>South Park episodes?
>>>
>>>I've been downloading flaky Real Video files, but I only have a 300 baud
>>>modem, and each one takes several months to download.
>>>
>>>I started downloading one episode in Winter, and I was so busy waiting
>>>for it to download that I forgot to plough the fields, scatter my seeds
>>>and reap the benefits. Now I'm ruined.
>>>
>>>Paragraphs 2 & 3 contain small inaccuracies.
>>
>>I've got the first 10 episodes in Real Video, and I've got a CDR...
>>the problem is, after the first 10 episodes, someone thought it would
>>be a good idea to capture them in much higher quality, meaning each
>>one is a 30 meg download rather than a 5 meg download. Which is far
>>too much for my puny 28k8 modem.
>
>Umm, where do you download them from???
>
>Why didn't they make a "RealFlash" version of South Park, it would
>most definetly work!
I'm pretty sure they did, you know...

Take a look at, um, www.shockrave.com

Chris

David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/17/98
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The message <tGfpOVAK...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>
from Andy Smith <smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk> contains these words:

> >> >I'm after the same thing. Except it's for my budgie. Who's got Cancer
> >> >of the arse. So shameful!
> >

> >> That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
> >> of the house!


> >
> >I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
> >in-public. Not very funny.

> Aw! Are you all right, little fella?

Actully, I was left depressed for the whole night and couldnt talk to my
family. But I wrote a decent p670 article in the process.

David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/17/98
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The message <35d49143...@news.demon.co.uk>
from a...@ajaybee.demon.co.uk (Alistair Buxton) contains these words:

> >Umm, where do you download them from???

> www.southparkcows.com has links to many ftp sites with episodes.

Nice, what real player do I need to bother to install?

David Deans/PAndroid

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The message <6r3pji$bdo$8...@uranium.btinternet.com>
from "Ed" <lo...@I.dontknow.co.uk> contains these words:

> >>> That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
> >>> of the house!
> >>
> >>I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
> >>in-public. Not very funny.
> >
> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?

> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!

5ft 12, actully.

David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/17/98
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The message <6r407r$6sl$1...@heliodor.xara.net>
from "Arran \"ACE\" Yarwood" <arran@[Spam me not]globalnet.co.uk>
contains these words:

> |I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
> |in-public. Not very funny.

> What happened? Big dog try to hump yer leg, and growled at you when you


> tried to shake it off? Rapist didn't believe you weren't called Tina? You
> passed a house where they were playing repeats of Blue Peter <Shiver>?

No actully. I got attacked by a 20 year old. And have the brusies to prove it.
</beingserious>

Gary Robert Kelly

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Aug 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/17/98
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David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message
<199808171...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>...

>> >>I've got cancer of the
scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
>> >>in-public. Not very funny.
>> >

>> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
>
>> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>
>5ft 12, actully.

And I'm 3ft 35.

Gary Robert Kelly

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Aug 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/17/98
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David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message
<199808171...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>...

>> >> >I'm after the same thing. Except it's for my budgie. Who's got


Cancer
>> >> >of the arse. So shameful!
>> >

>> >> That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got
cancer
>> >> of the house!


>> >
>> >I've got cancer of the
scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
>> >in-public. Not very funny.
>
>> Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
>

>Actully, I was left depressed for the whole night and couldnt talk to
my
>family. But I wrote a decent p670 article in the process.

Glad some good's come out of it. Take some Mace next time.

simon

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Aug 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/18/98
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David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message
<199808171...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>...
====

>> www.southparkcows.com has links to many ftp sites with episodes.
>
>Nice, what real player do I need to bother to install?
====
it is a standard in ie4......if not then you need to download it off the
net.....go to the real technoliges homepage and you can download loads of
different real players

David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/18/98
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The message <6r9t77$75f$2...@heliodor.xara.net>

from "Gary Robert Kelly" <Xblac...@hotmail.com> contains these words:

> >> >>I've got cancer of the


> scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
> >> >>in-public. Not very funny.
> >> >
> >> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
> >

> >> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
> >
> >5ft 12, actully.

> And I'm 3ft 35.

I think. Never got used to these bloody imperial mesurements....

David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/18/98
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The message <6raiu5$n5e$1...@apple.news.easynet.net>
from "simon" <ne...@s.mh.easynet.co.uk> contains these words:

> >Nice, what real player do I need to bother to install?
> ====
> it is a standard in ie4......if not then you need to download it off the
> net.....go to the real technoliges homepage and you can download loads of
> different real players

Which version though? I've got every one on CD. I just never use them.

Ed

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Aug 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/19/98
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David Deans/PAndroid says this. You bigot. I'll kill ya. EXTERMINATE! >>:-)

>> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
>> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>
>5ft 12, actully.


That's rather big for belly size, ain't it? YES IT IS!

Arran "ACE" Yarwood

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Aug 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/19/98
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David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message
<199808171...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>...

|No actully. I got attacked by a 20 year old. And have the brusies to prove
it.
|</beingserious>

Do 20 year-olds often "attack" you? What did you do to him? Was a he a
"Care in the Community" 20 yr old? Did he used to go to your school <Shit,
whenever I used to see someone from my school down town, I had to make sure
a third wasn't moving to intercept...>

Only reply if you're okay with it <Talking may help>

David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/19/98
to
The message <6rf4mb$38a$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com>
from "Ed" <you.w...@destroyed.soon.qu.ack> contains these words:

> >> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
> >> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
> >
> >5ft 12, actully.

> That's rather big for belly size, ain't it? YES IT IS!

Erm, belly? That would be a weight, my friend.

"You've messed up, big time" - Someone [Somewhere]
--
| Dave Deans/PAndroid FREE WITH THIS MESSAGE Diana: Her life in the bog

Andy Smith

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Aug 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/20/98
to
In article <199808181...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>, David
Deans/PAndroid <pand...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com> most elloquently
suggests

>The message <6r9t77$75f$2...@heliodor.xara.net>
> from "Gary Robert Kelly" <Xblac...@hotmail.com> contains these words:
>
>> >> >>I've got cancer of the
>> scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
>> >> >>in-public. Not very funny.
>> >> >
>> >> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
>> >
>> >> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>> >
>> >5ft 12, actully.
>
>> And I'm 3ft 35.
>
>I think. Never got used to these bloody imperial mesurements....

That's why I always measure myself in hands.


Smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk

Derek Jolly

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Aug 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/20/98
to
In article <FbRzpeA8...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>, Andy Smith postulated the
following theorem...

That depends on whose hands they are. :)
--
Derek Jolly (jol...@xtetraworld.com) (Remove the 'x' for e-mail)
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.


Neil Kearns

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Aug 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/20/98
to
A monkey's built a house on David Deans/PAndroid <pandroid@barrysavedmyl
ife.bigfoot.com>'s back... but they still said this:

>The message <6r3pji$bdo$8...@uranium.btinternet.com>
> from "Ed" <lo...@I.dontknow.co.uk> contains these words:
>
>> >>> That's nothing - Smudger's got cancer of the wife. And I've got cancer
>> >>> of the house!

>> >>
>> >>I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
>> >>in-public. Not very funny.
>> >
>> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
>
>> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>
>5ft 12, actully.

5ft 12... roflmao...

N
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"Oh my cookie, don't cry for me - you won't know what you'll see" - David Devant
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Neil Kearns

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Aug 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/20/98
to
A monkey's built a house on "Thos." <t...@NOTREALw2s.net>'s back... but
they still said this:

>To quote Andy Smith <smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>, in article
><i743JjAf...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>...
>
>>
>>I kind of guessed this response, but I thought more of you, Tommo.

>>
>>It was John, of course!
>>
>>
>Well, I wasn't sure if it was typo, or you actually meant you had
>members of the band in your house. So, I decided it was a typo, and
>took advantage of it for "comedy value", as it were.

"We three Kings of Liverpool are,
John in a taxi,
Paul in a car.
George in a scooter, beeping his hooter,
Following Ringo Starr".

Neil Kearns

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Aug 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/20/98
to
A monkey's built a house on David Deans/PAndroid <pandroid@barrysavedmyl
ife.bigfoot.com>'s back... but they still said this:

>The message <6r407r$6sl$1...@heliodor.xara.net>
> from "Arran \"ACE\" Yarwood" <arran@[Spam me not]globalnet.co.uk>
>contains these words:
>
>> |I've got cancer of the scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
>> |in-public. Not very funny.
>
>> What happened? Big dog try to hump yer leg, and growled at you when you
>> tried to shake it off? Rapist didn't believe you weren't called Tina? You
>> passed a house where they were playing repeats of Blue Peter <Shiver>?
>
>No actully. I got attacked by a 20 year old. And have the brusies to prove it.
></beingserious>

Was he drunk and pissed up on booze?

Neil Kearns

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Aug 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/20/98
to
A monkey's built a house on ale...@dircon.co.uk's back... but they
still said this:
>In article <kAVGXAAq...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>,
> Andy Smith <smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>> In article <35d185fd...@news.demon.co.uk>, Alistair Buxton
>> <a...@ajaybee.demon.co.uk> most elloquently suggests

>>
>> >I've got the first 10 episodes in Real Video, and I've got a CDR...
>> >the problem is, after the first 10 episodes, someone thought it would
>> >be a good idea to capture them in much higher quality, meaning each
>> >one is a 30 meg download rather than a 5 meg download. Which is far
>> >too much for my puny 28k8 modem.
>>
>> Yes, I've noticed that they get bigger. I shall keep an eye on the small
>> ads.
>>
>> Smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk
>
>Just thought I'd let you know that SP will soon be avaliable on video here in
>the UK. I know it's not the same, but they'll be releasing a heap of tapes
>(only UK broadcast episodes so far tho'...):
>
>Volume 1:
>
>Cartman gets an anal probe
>Volcano
>
>Volume 2:
>
>Weight Gain 4000
>Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
>
>Box Set 1:
>
>Tapes 1, 2 & 3
>
>(V's 1&2 + Box Set 1 released 21 september)
>
>Volume 3:
>
>An Elephant Makes Love To a Pig
>Death
>
>Volume 4:
>
>Pinkeye
>Damien
>
>Box Set 2:
>
>Tapes 4, 5 & 6
>
>(V's 3&4 released 2nd November)
>
>Volume 5:
>
>Starvin Marvin
>Mecha Streisand
>
>Volume 6:
>
>Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
>Toms Rhinoplasty
>
>(V's 5&6 released 30th november)
>
>Tapes cost 10.99 each or 34.99 for a box set.
>
>Glad to be of service... : )
>
>theevildecepticon

Absolutley dispicable.

2 episodes a tape?

Boycott them. It's disgusting.

Let's kill Comedy Central!

Neil Kearns

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Aug 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/20/98
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A monkey's built a house on Alistair Buxton <a...@ajaybee.demon.co.uk>'s

back... but they still said this:
>On Fri, 14 Aug 1998 18:13:02 GMT, nickI'M-A-DIL...@softhome.net
>(Nick) wrote:
>
>>Umm, where do you download them from???
>
>www.southparkcows.com has links to many ftp sites with episodes.
>
and...

parksouth.simplenet.com

Neil Kearns

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Aug 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/20/98
to
A monkey's built a house on David Deans/PAndroid <pandroid@barrysavedmyl
ife.bigfoot.com>'s back... but they still said this:

>The message <35d49143...@news.demon.co.uk>
> from a...@ajaybee.demon.co.uk (Alistair Buxton) contains these words:
>
>> >Umm, where do you download them from???
>
>> www.southparkcows.com has links to many ftp sites with episodes.
>
>Nice, what real player do I need to bother to install?

RealPlayer of the 5th variety.

David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
to
The message <FlZreBB6...@kearns.demon.co.uk>
from Neil Kearns <n...@kearns.demon.co.uk> contains these words:

> >No actully. I got attacked by a 20 year old. And have the brusies to prove it.
> ></beingserious>

> Was he drunk and pissed up on booze?

No, actully. If he was, it would of made more sense......

David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
to
The message <BlTq+PBS...@kearns.demon.co.uk>

from Neil Kearns <n...@kearns.demon.co.uk> contains these words:

> >Nice, what real player do I need to bother to install?

> RealPlayer of the 5th variety.

No point in d/ling the G3 type of reality, then?

David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
to
The message <CVjqyHBR...@kearns.demon.co.uk>

from Neil Kearns <n...@kearns.demon.co.uk> contains these words:

> Let's kill Comedy Central!

"fuck off" - Comedy Central[confirmed]

David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
to
The message <FbRzpeA8...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>

from Andy Smith <smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk> contains these words:

> >> And I'm 3ft 35.


> >
> >I think. Never got used to these bloody imperial mesurements....

> That's why I always measure myself in hands.

Who's hands? I hope not Bob Sweezeleys.


David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
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The message <a1ns6+AD...@kearns.demon.co.uk>

from Neil Kearns <n...@kearns.demon.co.uk> contains these words:

> >> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
> >
> >5ft 12, actully.

> 5ft 12... roflmao...

6ft 18, then.

Nick

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
to
After the death of "simon" <ne...@s.mh.easynet.co.uk>, we all had a
party that lasted into the early hours of Tue, 18 Aug 1998 01:41:03
+0100 morning, and we all coughed this:

>David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message
><199808171...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>...

>====


>>> www.southparkcows.com has links to many ftp sites with episodes.
>>

>>Nice, what real player do I need to bother to install?

>====
>it is a standard in ie4......if not then you need to download it off the
>net.....go to the real technoliges homepage and you can download loads of
>different real players

You really should get Real Player 5.0, it supports Real Flash. Real
Flash=Goodie.

--Nick.
ICQ: 9235201
Nick Mooney -- nickm...@softhome.net
Pager: http://wwp.mirabilis.com/9235201
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Lair/5030

Nick

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
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After the death of "Chris Wood" <Chris...@wavenet.co.uk>, we all had
a party that lasted into the early hours of Sun, 16 Aug 1998 19:45:34

+0100 morning, and we all coughed this:

>
>Nick wrote in message <35d1d334...@news.thefree.net>...
>>After the death of a...@ajaybee.demon.co.uk (Alistair Buxton), we all
>>had a party that lasted into the early hours of Mon, 10 Aug 1998
>>23:46:39 GMT morning, and we all coughed this:
>>
>>>On Sun, 9 Aug 1998 19:00:45 +0100, Andy Smith
>>><smu...@poopoo.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Any of you lot, my chums, know if anyone is flogging a CD of all the
>>>>South Park episodes?
>>>>
>>>>I've been downloading flaky Real Video files, but I only have a 300 baud
>>>>modem, and each one takes several months to download.
>>>>
>>>>I started downloading one episode in Winter, and I was so busy waiting
>>>>for it to download that I forgot to plough the fields, scatter my seeds
>>>>and reap the benefits. Now I'm ruined.
>>>>
>>>>Paragraphs 2 & 3 contain small inaccuracies.


>>>
>>>I've got the first 10 episodes in Real Video, and I've got a CDR...
>>>the problem is, after the first 10 episodes, someone thought it would
>>>be a good idea to capture them in much higher quality, meaning each
>>>one is a 30 meg download rather than a 5 meg download. Which is far
>>>too much for my puny 28k8 modem.
>>

>>Umm, where do you download them from???
>>

>>Why didn't they make a "RealFlash" version of South Park, it would
>>most definetly work!
>I'm pretty sure they did, you know...
>
>Take a look at, um, www.shockrave.com

REALLY?

But I'm talking about whole episodes that were downloadable which were
in the Real Flash format. Cartoons + Real Flash = Very good
combination.

Nick

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
to
After the death of "Gary Robert Kelly" <Xblac...@hotmail.com>, we
all had a party that lasted into the early hours of Mon, 17 Aug 1998
19:03:27 +0100 morning, and we all coughed this:

>David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message
><199808171...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>...
>

>>> >>I've got cancer of the
>scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
>>> >>in-public. Not very funny.
>>> >

>>> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
>>

>>> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>>
>>5ft 12, actully.
>

>And I'm 3ft 35.

And I'm 6ft 5, really.

Ed

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
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WHERE'S YOUR SIG, Deansy?
:)

Ed

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
to
David Deans/PAndroid sasy shti:

>>>>>Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
>>>> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>>>5ft 12, actully.

>> That's rather big for belly size, ain't it? YES IT IS!
>
>Erm, belly? That would be a weight, my friend.


I'm now your friend, for saying your belly's huge? Shocking! I thought I was
just a poster. Now I'll have to say all of you are my friends, which would
be against my lawyers advice. LIE!

>"You've messed up, big time" - Someone [Somewhere]

Yes, that's what my lawyers said too, before they went to hospital. LIE 2!

Alan

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
to
In article <CVjqyHBR...@kearns.demon.co.uk>, n...@kearns.demon.co.uk
says...

> 2 episodes a tape?
>
> Boycott them. It's disgusting.

That is a right con. I've seen tapes of comedies with four or five
episodes on them for the same price. That's just cynical pricing.

--
Alan
als...@btinternet.com
ICQ: 11227017
Website now up: www.fortunecity.com/millenium/po/100/
"Argh! Argh! Aaaargh! AAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Neil Kearns

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Aug 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/22/98
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David Deans/PAndroid <pand...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com> is living
on lipgloss and cigarettes, but they still said this thing here:
>The message <FlZreBB6...@kearns.demon.co.uk>

> from Neil Kearns <n...@kearns.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
>
>> >No actully. I got attacked by a 20 year old. And have the brusies to prove
>it.
>> ></beingserious>
>
>> Was he drunk and pissed up on booze?
>
>No, actully. If he was, it would of made more sense......

OK Man.

N
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"We're all in this together, ski jump nose forever" - Mansun

"Mister, we just want your car, cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir" - Pulp

Gary Robert Kelly

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Aug 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/22/98
to
David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message
<199808211...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>...

>> >> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>> >
>> >5ft 12, actully.
>

>> 5ft 12... roflmao...
>
>6ft 18, then.

Shit! Run for the hills!

--
Gaz (_*_) blac...@hotmail.com
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Village/1408
"We starve with pride and glass in our throats" - Neurosis

Gary Robert Kelly

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Aug 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/22/98
to
David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message
<199808211...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>...

>> >Nice, what real player do I need to bother to install?
>


>> RealPlayer of the 5th variety.
>
>No point in d/ling the G3 type of reality, then?

"Mortality, reality, await the final CAAAAAAALLLL!!!" - Slayer.

Dahnloaded G2 the other day, and it's ruddy decent, man. You can listen
to Californian student radio on it! Got channels on it an' all, blimey!

David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 23, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/23/98
to
The message <6rng7n$m6t$1...@heliodor.xara.net>

from "Gary Robert Kelly" <Xblac...@hotmail.com> contains these words:

> >> >> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!


> >> >
> >> >5ft 12, actully.
> >
> >> 5ft 12... roflmao...
> >
> >6ft 18, then.

> Shit! Run for the hills!

"Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a fish and chip shop. Be me alive or
be me dead. I'll have Salt and Vinegar on that please" - Dunno[don't
care]
--
| Dave Deans/PAndroid - I think I'm crazy. Maybe.

David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 23, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/23/98
to
The message <6rng87$m6t$1...@heliodor.xara.net>

from "Gary Robert Kelly" <Xblac...@hotmail.com> contains these words:

> >No point in d/ling the G3 type of reality, then?

> "Mortality, reality, await the final CAAAAAAALLLL!!!" - Slayer.

> Dahnloaded G2 the other day, and it's ruddy decent, man. You can listen
> to Californian student radio on it! Got channels on it an' all, blimey!

Excuse to get a 28.8 modem......

Neil Kearns

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Aug 23, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/23/98
to
Gary Robert Kelly <Xblac...@hotmail.com> is living on lipgloss and

cigarettes, but they still said this thing here:
>David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message
><199808211...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>...
>
>>> >Nice, what real player do I need to bother to install?
>>
>>> RealPlayer of the 5th variety.
>>
>>No point in d/ling the G3 type of reality, then?
>
>"Mortality, reality, await the final CAAAAAAALLLL!!!" - Slayer.
>
>Dahnloaded G2 the other day, and it's ruddy decent, man. You can listen
>to Californian student radio on it! Got channels on it an' all, blimey!

That sounds excellent.

Where from, daddy-o?

N
PLEASE REPLACE 'GROSS_OUT' WITH KEARNS IN EMAIL ADDRESS TO REPLY


--
"We're all in this together, ski jump nose forever" - Mansun
"Mister, we just want your car, cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir" - Pulp
"Oh my cookie, don't cry for me - you won't know what you'll see" - David Devant

K's latest: Morecambe 0:0 Kingstonian; League Pos - 4. Up the K's!

Nick

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Aug 24, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/24/98
to
After the death of jol...@xtetraworld.com (Derek Jolly), we all had a
party that lasted into the early hours of Thu, 20 Aug 1998 11:03:11
GMT morning, and we all coughed this:

>In article <FbRzpeA8...@poopoo.demon.co.uk>, Andy Smith postulated the
>following theorem...
>>
>>In article <199808181...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com>, David
>>Deans/PAndroid <pand...@barrysavedmylife.bigfoot.com> most elloquently
>>suggests
>>>The message <6r9t77$75f$2...@heliodor.xara.net>

>>> from "Gary Robert Kelly" <Xblac...@hotmail.com> contains these words:
>>>

>>>> >> >>I've got cancer of the
>>>> scared-the-shit-out-of-on-paperround-and-brokedown-
>>>> >> >>in-public. Not very funny.
>>>> >> >

>>>> >> >Aw! Are you all right, little fella?
>>>> >

>>>> >> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>>>> >
>>>> >5ft 12, actully.
>>>

>>>> And I'm 3ft 35.
>>>

>>>I think. Never got used to these bloody imperial mesurements....
>>
>>That's why I always measure myself in hands.
>

>That depends on whose hands they are. :)

Oh! Andy!

Gary Robert Kelly

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Aug 24, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/24/98
to
Neil Kearns wrote in message ...

>>Dahnloaded G2 the other day, and it's ruddy decent, man. You can
listen
>>to Californian student radio on it! Got channels on it an' all,
blimey!
>
>That sounds excellent.
>
>Where from, daddy-o?

www.real.com innit? Like the rest of 'em!

"When the fallout comes he is fire" - Neurosis

Neil Kearns

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Aug 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/25/98
to
Gary Robert Kelly <Xblac...@hotmail.com> is living on lipgloss and
cigarettes, but they still said this thing here:
>Neil Kearns wrote in message ...
>
>>>Dahnloaded G2 the other day, and it's ruddy decent, man. You can
>listen
>>>to Californian student radio on it! Got channels on it an' all,
>blimey!
>>
>>That sounds excellent.
>>
>>Where from, daddy-o?
>
>www.real.com innit? Like the rest of 'em!
>
Oh.

OK.

Thank
you
.

N
PLEASE DELETE 'GROSS_OUT' IN EMAIL ADDRESS TO REPLY

Nick

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Aug 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/25/98
to
After the death of "Ed" <lo...@I.dontknow.co.uk>, we all had a party
that lasted into the early hours of Fri, 21 Aug 1998 19:26:20 +0100

morning, and we all coughed this:

>WHERE'S YOUR SIG, Deansy?

Don't talk to darling Tina like that.

--Nick.

Ed

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Aug 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/25/98
to
David Deans/PAndroid wrote in message <I.p...@in.my.pants> ...

>>>>>> Hey, he's taller than 4ft!
>>>>>5ft 12, actully.

>>>> 5ft 12... roflmao...
>>>6ft 18, then.
>> Shit! Run for the hills!
>
>"Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a fish and chip shop. Be me alive or
>be me dead. I'll have Salt and Vinegar on that please" - Dunno[don't
>care]


Yum! But why is it "chip"? Surely plural: "Fish and Chips Shop". And as for
"haircut", bah!

"# If you want some Fish and Chips, you can buy them at the Fish and Chip
Shop. FISH AND CHIPS! #" - My Dad (a long time ago)

David Deans/PAndroid

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Aug 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/25/98
to
The message <6rur2s$cup$1...@mendelevium.btinternet.com>
from "Ed" <e...@I.need.caffeine.not.spam> contains these words:

> >"Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a fish and chip shop. Be me alive or
> >be me dead. I'll have Salt and Vinegar on that please" - Dunno[don't
> >care]

> Yum! But why is it "chip"? Surely plural: "Fish and Chips Shop". And as for
> "haircut", bah!

Oh the giant? He can't say english well. He not good at hair cutting. Nou.

> "# If you want some Fish and Chips, you can buy them at the Fish and Chip
> Shop. FISH AND CHIPS! #" - My Dad (a long time ago)

Ah right...

How olds your dad again?

Ed

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Aug 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/27/98
to
David Deans/PAndroid achhhoooooooooo! Ooops, sorry...

>>>"Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a fish and chip shop. Be me alive or
>>>be me dead. I'll have Salt and Vinegar on that please" - Dunno[don't
>>>care]
>
>> Yum! But why is it "chip"? Surely plural: "Fish and Chips Shop". And as
for
>> "haircut", bah!
>
>Oh the giant? He can't say english well. He not good at hair cutting. Nou.


Erm..?

>> "# If you want some Fish and Chips, you can buy them at the Fish and Chip
>> Shop. FISH AND CHIPS! #" - My Dad (a long time ago)
>
>Ah right...
>
>How olds your dad again?


78. *

* None of your beeswax, boy.

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