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Mark Williamson

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Jul 9, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/9/99
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[21:52] <FaVuS> <MrPSB> I WILL KILL YOU AL
[21:53] <FaVuS> whats Al done?
[21:53] <MrPSB> DAMMIT
[21:53] <FaVuS> who is Al?
[21:53] <MrPSB> Mooney won't stop coming round to my house
[21:53] <MrPSB> He gave his name to the police as Al, Big Gay
[21:53] <MrPSB> and now he's free again
[21:53] <MrPSB> I wish he'd leave me alone
[21:53] <doki> mooney knows your addresS?
[21:54] <doki> yu live near him?
[21:54] <MrPSB> my arse isn't in the least bit interested in his
advances
[21:54] <MrPSB> no doki
[21:54] <MrPSB> he travels up from Kent to harass me
[21:54] <MrPSB> he seems to think it's funny
[21:54] <MrPSB> I say next time I get my dad's shotguns and blast his
ass away
[21:55] *** `lore has quit IRC (Quit: changing servers )
[21:55] <doki> FROM KENT?
[21:55] <doki> TO WHERE?
[21:55] <doki> like he lives miles away?
[21:55] <doki> thats rather disturbing
[21:56] <MrPSB> Southport
[21:56] <MrPSB> I wouldn't mind if he'd just ask
[21:56] <MrPSB> and then we could be civil
[21:56] <doki> what
[21:56] <MrPSB> the first time he came up he was on holiday
[21:56] <doki> so he just turns up on your doorstep?
[21:56] <MrPSB> and he tried to barge into my house
[21:56] <MrPSB> yes
[21:56] <doki> lol
[21:56] <MrPSB> so I told him to go away
[21:56] <doki> what
[21:56] <doki> actually physically tryed to get past you?
[21:56] <MrPSB> yes
[21:57] <MrPSB> he scares me
[21:57] <doki> hawhaw
[21:57] <doki> get a restraining order.....
[21:57] <MrPSB> I'm going to have to
[21:57] <MrPSB> it's getting beyond a joke
[21:57] <MrPSB> He seems OK on IRC
[21:57] <doki> does he turn up often?
[21:57] <MrPSB> but he's a right weird cunt in real life
[21:57] <doki> what like?
[21:57] <MrPSB> doke - like I say, occaisionally
[21:58] <MrPSB> he'll not be around for a couple of weeks, and then
visit twice in one week
[21:58] <OOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA> hes retiring
[21:58] <MrPSB> oh, hang on
[21:58] <OOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA> im going to pick my nose
[21:58] <doki> hehe
[21:58] <MrPSB> I seem to have made a terrible mistake
[21:58] <MrPSB> yes
[21:58] <doki> so he performs weirdness
[21:58] *** muhuhu (~Mhu...@red-army.demon.co.uk) has joined #digi
[21:59] <MrPSB> oh
[21:59] <MrPSB> yes
[21:59] <doki> does he do odd things like shoving his genitals thru your
letterbox?
[21:59] <MrPSB> nah
[21:59] <ZYGOTES> haw
[21:59] <muhuhu> hehe ppl
[21:59] <MrPSB> he had this photo album with him last time
[21:59] <doki> ?
[21:59] <MrPSB> pics he'd got off the net
[21:59] <doki> of what?
[21:59] <MrPSB> that's why he was refused entry this time
[21:59] <MrPSB> he was chatting normally, and then
[21:59] <MrPSB> this album
[21:59] <muhuhu> refused entry where?
[21:59] <MrPSB> doki - animals
[21:59] <MrPSB> I still feel sick now
[22:00] <doki> errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(PENNY DROPS)

[22:00] <doki> you must be making this up
[22:00] <MrPSB> muhuh
[22:00] <MrPSB> how did you guess?

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SPiDaR

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Jul 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/10/99
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Message <379225f7...@news.btinternet.com> from
ni...@NOSPAMlocalads.net (Nick) went thus:

>
>MrPSB if you don't stop posting lies, I will sue you/your parents for
>deformation in public and slander.
>
Did you not read this bit, then?

SPiDaR

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Jul 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/10/99
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>MrPSB if you don't stop posting lies, I will sue you/your parents for
>deformation in public and slander.
Deformation. heh

Alastair Foster

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Jul 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/10/99
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I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!
Mark Williamson <Mr...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:kjhJtOA1...@hartshay.demon.co.uk...
> [22:00] <doki> you must be making this up
> [22:00] <MrPSB> muhuh
> [22:00] <MrPSB> how did you guess?
>

Mike Chamberlain - Emultation KING

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Jul 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/10/99
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>>>MrPSB if you don't stop posting lies, I will sue you/your
parents for
>>>deformation in public and slander.
>>>
>>Did you not read this bit, then?
>
>Something put in as an afterthought? He's done this many times
>before, and even did it in the a.d days. He's one messed up
kid.


He's no the one trying to barge into other people's houses with
animal/kiddie pr0n.

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Mark Williamson

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Jul 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/10/99
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These messages will never be funny, kinda like Nick really:

>Something put in as an afterthought? He's done this many times
>before, and even did it in the a.d days.

Some people will never "get it". It wasn't an afterthought, I was
winding doki up.

See rest of log:

[21:59] <MrPSB> I still feel sick now
[22:00] <doki> errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[22:00] <doki> you must be making this up
[22:00] <MrPSB> muhuh
[22:00] <MrPSB> how did you guess?

[22:00] <muhuhu> making what up?
[22:00] <doki> well
[22:00] <FaVuS> bye ottarz!!
[22:00] * muhuhu has some bad stories too
[22:00] <FaVuS> smell you later....
[22:00] <doki> i could believe house turning up
[22:00] <doki> but not photo albums
[22:00] <ZYGOTES> LOL
[22:00] <MrPSB> muh - my classic "Nick mooney keeps coming round to my
house" story
[22:00] <ZYGOTES> LEWL
[22:00] <ZYGOTES> Classic
[22:00] *** FaVuS has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by MrPSB )
[22:00] <MrPSB> har
[22:00] <ZYGOTES> doki, you believed him?
[22:00] <muhuhu> uhm
[22:01] <doki> umm
[22:01] <doki> well
[22:01] <doki> yes

It's obvious to any intelligent reader that this is a wind-up. It is
revealed as a wind-up at the end. Now calm down.

Mike Chamberlain - Emulation KING

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Jul 11, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/11/99
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>>>Something put in as an afterthought? He's done this many times
>>>before, and even did it in the a.d days. He's one messed up
>>kid.
>>
>>He's no the one trying to barge into other people's houses with
>>animal/kiddie pr0n.
>
>That's just it, I didn't, and he made it up.


YES I KNOW. I was just winding you up.

God, Mooney, you're so easy to wind up.

Mike Chamberlain - Emulation KING

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Jul 11, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/11/99
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>[22:00] <ZYGOTES> doki, you believed him?
>[22:00] <muhuhu> uhm
>[22:01] <doki> umm
>[22:01] <doki> well
>[22:01] <doki> yes
>
>It's obvious to any intelligent reader that this is a wind-up. It is
>revealed as a wind-up at the end. Now calm down.


It's also obvious to an intelligent reader that Doki Is a bit thick.
A bit like this:

DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI
DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI
DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI
DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI
DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI
DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI
DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI
DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI
DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI
DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI


Do you see?

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