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HAPPY FMAS TO ALL SNKAES OF ALL CONDIMENTS11!!!

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monkie

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Dec 25, 2017, 6:18:31 PM12/25/17
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hope you got that stuffed tiger you wanted, the one that farts led neon
lights and smells of tennis.

i myself and me got what i always wanted! a tricycle that when ridden
makes the voice of marc almond saying "that's okay, you are going great,
not too fast, where is the offie?"

i must now return to the party as i don't want to miss my nan sucking
off a turk(ish delight) and my uncle pete getting into a fight with my
grandad over cod wars on the oric 11.

and i sure hope my cousin breakdances on a lino smeared with schoolboy
hate and mazipan. WICKED.

MY LOEV TO ALL ON FESTIVE NIGHT!!!111

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-monkie-
"the most purple of all the dongs."
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