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merry fmas to all snakes especially Jesus X
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monkie
Dec 25, 2023, 10:07:05 AM12/25/23
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hope yous all got what you wanted. I hear from locals in my northern
retreat that the hottest gift all the kids are going mad for this year
is a tanita tikarum shower cap. let's all get ours and party!
I am hoping to get an hour glass shaped leik a buxom woman that I can
take to meet my mother.
I am also hoping to see tom binns struck down by marmots dissentry.
since it tis la season time for some fmas jokes:
q: where do Barry mannalow buy his presents?
a: Grand Noah's (big nose)
q: where does tinsle come from?
a: mike deans tinsletown.
q: what did Santa say to his reindeer?
a: I think my wife don't love me no more.
q: where is santas house?
a: on Santa's land.
b: why does Santa wear red and white?
c: he works part time for red cross.
1: what is the best part of fmas?
2: catfights!
l: why do we put up trees at fmas?
m: to remembar trees.
q: what is the best food at fmas?
a: chiknen nugget.
q: how does Santa get down chimneys?
a: gravity.
g: how does Santa get up chimneys?
e: fat man shimmy.
q: what are fmas carols?
a: carol says she don't know.
q: what is the best colour led?
a: amorite fudgecake.
q: where does the snowman get his hat?
a: wet hat hattarium.
q: where does Mrs fmas get her 5g?
a: Mary Heist Mast.
q: why did Santa shit himself?
a: out of date ham.
q: why are mince pies?
a: born that way.
q: how do you save fmas?
a: budget.
q: why did the Yule log?
a: out of date ham.
q: what did blitzen say to Rudolf?
a: MEIN HOOFEN IST UNDER EINER HOOFEN MEINERPLAZENSTOURERFEN!!!!!1111
Hace a happy hootenflaten mein snakus! safe dreams!
--
-monkie-
"I FUCKING LOEV HIS NIPPLES, THEY ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS DOG NIPPLES."
commando-destruction.com - dogshit.rotpot.com
retreat that the hottest gift all the kids are going mad for this year
is a tanita tikarum shower cap. let's all get ours and party!
I am hoping to get an hour glass shaped leik a buxom woman that I can
take to meet my mother.
I am also hoping to see tom binns struck down by marmots dissentry.
since it tis la season time for some fmas jokes:
q: where do Barry mannalow buy his presents?
a: Grand Noah's (big nose)
q: where does tinsle come from?
a: mike deans tinsletown.
q: what did Santa say to his reindeer?
a: I think my wife don't love me no more.
q: where is santas house?
a: on Santa's land.
b: why does Santa wear red and white?
c: he works part time for red cross.
1: what is the best part of fmas?
2: catfights!
l: why do we put up trees at fmas?
m: to remembar trees.
q: what is the best food at fmas?
a: chiknen nugget.
q: how does Santa get down chimneys?
a: gravity.
g: how does Santa get up chimneys?
e: fat man shimmy.
q: what are fmas carols?
a: carol says she don't know.
q: what is the best colour led?
a: amorite fudgecake.
q: where does the snowman get his hat?
a: wet hat hattarium.
q: where does Mrs fmas get her 5g?
a: Mary Heist Mast.
q: why did Santa shit himself?
a: out of date ham.
q: why are mince pies?
a: born that way.
q: how do you save fmas?
a: budget.
q: why did the Yule log?
a: out of date ham.
q: what did blitzen say to Rudolf?
a: MEIN HOOFEN IST UNDER EINER HOOFEN MEINERPLAZENSTOURERFEN!!!!!1111
Hace a happy hootenflaten mein snakus! safe dreams!
--
-monkie-
"I FUCKING LOEV HIS NIPPLES, THEY ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS DOG NIPPLES."
commando-destruction.com - dogshit.rotpot.com
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