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MORE SEASONAL JOKES BETTAR THAN MANDAD JOKES
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monkie
Dec 25, 2019, 7:29:37 AM12/25/19
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Q; WHERE DO PIES COME FROM?
A; pie holes
Q; WHERE DO BRUSSELL SPROUTS COME FROM?
A; bloody europe
Q; WHEN DOES SANTA REST?
A; he has a wank on boxing day.
Q; WHERE IS THE SNOW?
a; not here.
a; russel grant ate it.
Q; WHY ARE FMAS HATS MADE OF PAPER?
A; because your mum spent all the money on rum shakers.
Q; HOW MANY RENDEERS DOES IT TAKE TO PULL SAHNTAS SLEIGH?
A; 4 at minimum but he leiks to take extras for when he gets the horn.
Q; WHAT ARE TEH BEST FMAS LIGHTS?
A; the torch i use to look up your aunts knickers.
Q; WHAT IS A YOULTIDE LOG?
A; about 4 inches
Q; WHAT ARE ELVES BEST SKILL?
A; can be used as footstool during boxing day wank
Q; WHERE IS LAPLAND?
A; in lapworld, off the a4 near chessingtons.
Q; WHAT IS THE BEST PHRASE AT FMAS?
a; your parole has been granted!
Q; WHAT ARE BOUBLES?
A; glazed testicles of naughty children.
Q; WHEN IS THE NEXT FMAS?
A; 2021
Q; WHAT ABOUT MY WIFE AND FAMILY?
A;...
Q; WHAT IF I DIE HERE?
a;...
Q; WHO'LL BE MY ROLE MODEL IF MY ROLE MODEL IS GONE...
A; GOODNIGHT SIR.
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"I FUCKING LOEV HIS NIPPLES, THEY ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS DOG NIPPLES."
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A; pie holes
Q; WHERE DO BRUSSELL SPROUTS COME FROM?
A; bloody europe
Q; WHEN DOES SANTA REST?
A; he has a wank on boxing day.
Q; WHERE IS THE SNOW?
a; not here.
a; russel grant ate it.
Q; WHY ARE FMAS HATS MADE OF PAPER?
A; because your mum spent all the money on rum shakers.
Q; HOW MANY RENDEERS DOES IT TAKE TO PULL SAHNTAS SLEIGH?
A; 4 at minimum but he leiks to take extras for when he gets the horn.
Q; WHAT ARE TEH BEST FMAS LIGHTS?
A; the torch i use to look up your aunts knickers.
Q; WHAT IS A YOULTIDE LOG?
A; about 4 inches
Q; WHAT ARE ELVES BEST SKILL?
A; can be used as footstool during boxing day wank
Q; WHERE IS LAPLAND?
A; in lapworld, off the a4 near chessingtons.
Q; WHAT IS THE BEST PHRASE AT FMAS?
a; your parole has been granted!
Q; WHAT ARE BOUBLES?
A; glazed testicles of naughty children.
Q; WHEN IS THE NEXT FMAS?
A; 2021
Q; WHAT ABOUT MY WIFE AND FAMILY?
A;...
Q; WHAT IF I DIE HERE?
a;...
Q; WHO'LL BE MY ROLE MODEL IF MY ROLE MODEL IS GONE...
A; GOODNIGHT SIR.
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-monkie-
"I FUCKING LOEV HIS NIPPLES, THEY ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS DOG NIPPLES."
commando-destruction.com - dogshit.rotpot.com
Craig Coope
Jan 11, 2020, 6:30:31 PM1/11/20
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