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AND A MELLY FMAS TO THE SNAKES OF THE WORLD
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monkie
Dec 25, 2020, 8:18:49 AM12/25/20
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hope you are having a WONDERFULL time in this WONDERLAND!!!111
I CAN SEE IT NOW
there you are little timmy eating his GLISTENING porrige with
ANTICIPATION murdering his/her childlike EYES.
you hear the doorbell ring and you run as fast as your DALEY THOMPSON VS
STEVE REDGRAVE slippers will alow yuos.
unlocking the LATCH yous hear a ANAMALISTIC groan which gives you pause,
BUT YUO STARTED SO YUO FINISH opening the door...
as you open the door it swings in towards you with force KNOCKING yuo
over leik PINS.
on the floor in the DOORWAY lays a man HALF dressed in a santa SUIT with
his HAIRY CHEST AND NIPPLES EXPOSED, BEARD HALF OFF, HAT LAYING IN THE
GROUND. fallen out of his MIGHTY sack is your main present this year.
you REALLY wanted a LED HAT which could be programmed with DUTCH SWEAR
WORDS and a LASER GUN which when fired played lines from the less
popular CARRY ON FILMS or LITTLE AND LARGE 'jokes'.
instead yous BROWS drop in dissappointments as you see what yu really
got... A YURI GIGARIN PENCIL AND WHICKER SET.
THE MAN ON THE FLOOR IS YOUR MOTHER. YOU KICK HIM AND RUN NORTH THROUGH
THE LIBRARAY WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN YOUS EYES.
"next your will be better" you mumble to yourself under the cries.
at that point you realise you have left the castle and are now in an
ORANGARY, something taps you on the SHIN. you look down and see a
mystical creature you could only describe as an elf/ogur hybrid with
NEWCASTLE TOWN CENTRE stylings.
it raises it's STAFF and hits you in the head knocking yous out cold.
you wake up in your bed with with a sharp pain in your anus.
HAPPY FMAS TO SNAKES BIG AND ALL - I HOPE YOU GET THAT 10FT NIGEL HAVERS
BARMAN STANDEE YOU ALWAYS WANTED!1111
PS. if you have experienced this or something similar please contact me
as i ams writing a collection of books on this fenemenon. please do not
contact me if the elf/ogur is not SEXY. THNAK YUO.
--
-monkie-
"I FUCKING LOEV HIS NIPPLES, THEY ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS DOG NIPPLES."
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I CAN SEE IT NOW
there you are little timmy eating his GLISTENING porrige with
ANTICIPATION murdering his/her childlike EYES.
you hear the doorbell ring and you run as fast as your DALEY THOMPSON VS
STEVE REDGRAVE slippers will alow yuos.
unlocking the LATCH yous hear a ANAMALISTIC groan which gives you pause,
BUT YUO STARTED SO YUO FINISH opening the door...
as you open the door it swings in towards you with force KNOCKING yuo
over leik PINS.
on the floor in the DOORWAY lays a man HALF dressed in a santa SUIT with
his HAIRY CHEST AND NIPPLES EXPOSED, BEARD HALF OFF, HAT LAYING IN THE
GROUND. fallen out of his MIGHTY sack is your main present this year.
you REALLY wanted a LED HAT which could be programmed with DUTCH SWEAR
WORDS and a LASER GUN which when fired played lines from the less
popular CARRY ON FILMS or LITTLE AND LARGE 'jokes'.
instead yous BROWS drop in dissappointments as you see what yu really
got... A YURI GIGARIN PENCIL AND WHICKER SET.
THE MAN ON THE FLOOR IS YOUR MOTHER. YOU KICK HIM AND RUN NORTH THROUGH
THE LIBRARAY WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN YOUS EYES.
"next your will be better" you mumble to yourself under the cries.
at that point you realise you have left the castle and are now in an
ORANGARY, something taps you on the SHIN. you look down and see a
mystical creature you could only describe as an elf/ogur hybrid with
NEWCASTLE TOWN CENTRE stylings.
it raises it's STAFF and hits you in the head knocking yous out cold.
you wake up in your bed with with a sharp pain in your anus.
HAPPY FMAS TO SNAKES BIG AND ALL - I HOPE YOU GET THAT 10FT NIGEL HAVERS
BARMAN STANDEE YOU ALWAYS WANTED!1111
PS. if you have experienced this or something similar please contact me
as i ams writing a collection of books on this fenemenon. please do not
contact me if the elf/ogur is not SEXY. THNAK YUO.
--
-monkie-
"I FUCKING LOEV HIS NIPPLES, THEY ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS DOG NIPPLES."
commando-destruction.com - dogshit.rotpot.com
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Craig Coope
Dec 27, 2020, 7:00:19 PM12/27/20
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fuck and so you must be but you still haven't changed and still
posting random crazy shit...
Never change monkie.
Merry Xmas.
I believe this is the end of *the* ADS shit phase.
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The Zero ST
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