Q: what is the opposite of friendship?
A: ship friend (ahoy matey!)
Q: what bank do badgers like the best?
A: black and white bank!
Q: what is the best type of french fries?
A: french fries and sex.
Q: how you yo stop a goat?
A: put it in a big bucket.
Q: what is the favourite colour?
A: mauve.
Q: where do dogs sleep?
A: Wolverhampton Kennels.
Q: What is the best toy in hamleys?
A: Ham sex toy.
Q: where do vicars get the cigars?
A: chequers.
Q: where do caterpillars liek to holiday?
A: many-leg-ga! (malaga)
Q: how do you get back at you wife?
A: malteeser up the bum.
Q: when is the best time to plant potatoes?
A: Potato Tuesday
Q: does the wind sound liek a song?
a: no.
Q: where does your dad buy beans?
A: FLICKERTON.
q: how big is a nat?
A: NAT BIG ENOUGH! (not big enough)
qQ: where does the sex pest get his energy from?
aA: snickers! (knickers)
Q: whats the best food for rabbits?
A: sex food (pellet form).
Q: where does domonic diamond buy his swim trunks?
A: dave perry's thong-a-tron.
Q: what is a indian speciality that tastes like a tree?
A: ONION-BRANCHY
q; how do you suck off an undertaker?
a; through his top hat!
Q: where do you get apple jam?
A: from the toilet!
Q; when is the most festive time of the year?
A; NUDE SHROVE MONDAY.
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