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SEASONAL JOKES FOR DRUIDS

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monkie

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Dec 27, 2018, 1:59:05 PM12/27/18
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Q: what is the opposite of friendship?
A: ship friend (ahoy matey!)

Q: what bank do badgers like the best?
A: black and white bank!

Q: what is the best type of french fries?
A: french fries and sex.

Q: how you yo stop a goat?
A: put it in a big bucket.

Q: what is the favourite colour?
A: mauve.

Q: where do dogs sleep?
A: Wolverhampton Kennels.

Q: What is the best toy in hamleys?
A: Ham sex toy.

Q: where do vicars get the cigars?
A: chequers.

Q: where do caterpillars liek to holiday?
A: many-leg-ga! (malaga)

Q: how do you get back at you wife?
A: malteeser up the bum.

Q: when is the best time to plant potatoes?
A: Potato Tuesday

Q: does the wind sound liek a song?
a: no.

Q: where does your dad buy beans?
A: FLICKERTON.

q: how big is a nat?
A: NAT BIG ENOUGH! (not big enough)

qQ: where does the sex pest get his energy from?
aA: snickers! (knickers)

Q: whats the best food for rabbits?
A: sex food (pellet form).

Q: where does domonic diamond buy his swim trunks?
A: dave perry's thong-a-tron.

Q: what is a indian speciality that tastes like a tree?
A: ONION-BRANCHY

q; how do you suck off an undertaker?
a; through his top hat!

Q: where do you get apple jam?
A: from the toilet!

Q; when is the most festive time of the year?
A; NUDE SHROVE MONDAY.


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Craig Coope

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Feb 10, 2019, 7:31:26 PM2/10/19
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Man, I didn't see this shit until today (11th of FEBRAURURTT).

I'm sorry I wasn't here to say "hey".


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monkie

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Mar 13, 2019, 5:54:16 AM3/13/19
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On 11/02/2019 00:31, Craig Coope wrote:
>>
>> Q; when is the most festive time of the year?
>> A; NUDE SHROVE MONDAY.
>
> Man, I didn't see this shit until today (11th of FEBRAURURTT).
>
> I'm sorry I wasn't here to say "hey".
>

Hey! saw your post! (13rd of Marchy)

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