alt.digitiser.snakes

On Fri, 25 Dec 2020 13:18:44 +0000, monkie <monkie_snake@commando-destruction.com> wrote: >

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On 04/04/2020 21:30, Craig Coope wrote: > On Tue, 31 Mar 2020 11:28:33 +0100, monkie > <

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On Wed, 25 Dec 2019 12:29:37 +0000, monkie <monkie_snake@commando-destruction.com> wrote: >Q

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On Mon, 1 Apr 2019 13:49:39 +0100, monkie <monkie_snake@commando-destruction.com> wrote: >

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On 11/02/2019 00:31, Craig Coope wrote: >> >> Q; when is the most festive time of the

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On 13/11/2018 17:00, Craig Coope wrote: > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bno8znDGVss&t=7s

On 10/04/2018 22:47, Craig Coope wrote: > On Tue, 3 Apr 2018 13:15:08 +0100, monkie > <

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hope you got that stuffed tiger you wanted, the one that farts led neon lights and smells of tennis.

open the pen... it's a pig with a stake in a pancake factory. -- -monkie- "the most purple

open the dojo... it's a grasshopper that is just too tired of this shit. -- -monkie- "the

open the deloran... it's a light that belongs in the 1950s. -- -monkie- "the most purple of

open the pink wardrobe... it's your mums bra where she keeps the essence of fig. -- -monkie-

open the rear door... it's ten gentlemen for the bank demanding the sexual favours you promised.

open the mind... it's your imagination when you've eaten a frozen peacock. -- -monkie- "

open the cattery... it's a long knife that only cuts people with cats. -- -monkie- "the most

open the packet... it's a biscuit that is shaped liek anneka rice's forehead. -- -monkie-

open the condoms... it's the smell of expectation as your grandad enters the brothel. -- -monkie-

open the bandstand... it's a gathering of trumpeteers that ends up in a bundle. -- -monkie-

open the estate... it's a high rise with low rise feelings. -- -monkie- "the most purple of

open the postbag... it's a flyer for a meeting between foreigners and wickmasters. -- -monkie-

open the dresser... it's the gaunt soul of a forgotten wig. -- -monkie- "the most purple of

open the freezer... it's a grown up pea with AIDS. -- -monkie- "the most purple of all the

open the seas... it's a cliff with a quiff. -- -monkie- "the most purple of all the dongs.