[delurk] Help! My friend may be in trouble...
Scott Robert Dawson
Hello,
My name is Steve Davidson. It is with some hesitation that I address
this letter to the group.
It concerns my friend Johnson Morikawa-Smith. He may be in danger.
For some weeks he has been telling anyone who will listen about
something called 'devil-bunnies', and going on and on about how the
human race is in danger. He's been buying vanilla extract by the case,
and hiding it in his room, and last week I met him in the checkout
line at Canadian Tire (our largest hardware-store chain) with a whole
shopping cart full of axes and hunting/canping equipment, plus for
some reason several of those big plastic 'SuperSoaker' waterguns.
He must have spent half of his pay that week on it (he makes a _lot_
more than I do), and I noticed that he didn't use his debit card to
pay for it either, as is his usual custom. He caught my look of
surprise and said, "I'm paying in cash now. _They_ might have tapped
into the national banking network." I didn't ask who _they_ were.
Johnson is an RF design engineer at Nakatomi Canada, working on the
new 1900-MHz GSM digital cellular phone systems that are being rolled
out across North America in the next few years.
He knows an incredible amount about cellular and data communications,
and his company is sending him around North America to do coverage and
engineering tests with a prototype of Nakatomi's North-American-spec
version of the Nokia 9000 'communicator'. This is the cellphone/pocket
internet terminal that Nokia's had on the market in Europe for a year
or so. It's an incredibly nifty little gadget, and I'm jealous as hell
that he has one. With his knowledge, test gear, and that prototype,
I'm sure that he could do all kinds of non-standard hackish things.
Another thing you should know about us is our spiritual orientation:
both Johnson and I are 'Neopagan'. To oversimplify greatly, we feel
that traditional European/American society has neglected the
relationship between humanity and the Earth, to the detriment of both.
I think Johnson picked it up from the influence of his Japanese
mother, but I discovered it through Neopagan friends at art school. We
actually met at a Neopagan festival in Wisconsin, and, on discovering
that we were both from the Toronto area, stayed in touch.
Johnson has always had a tough time with relationships and, these
days, feels rather bitter towards people, especially women. I think
this explains why he went so far in the corporate heirarchy, in spite
of of his Neopagan beliefs. Lately, though, he's been talking a lot
about dropping out of the ratrace completely, and changing his life
around. And that was _before_ any of this talk of 'devil-bunnies'.
Why am I mentioning all this?
Johnson left last week for San Francisco, and I noticed that he had
more luggage than usual: besides his suitcase and suit carrier (you
know, one of those folding business-suit things), and his tech bag, he
had a largish backpack and another bag which he insisted on paying
extra for, as carry-on. He would not let me look inside it.
Two days later, I got my ancient PC back (it had been out for a hard
drive upgrade), and I connected to my new Internet account at
Interlog, one of the largest internet service providers in Toronto.
I went looking for info on 'devil-bunnies'. To my surprise, there was
a Usenet newsgroup and a multitude of Web pages. I spent the next
couple of days inhaling the information. I'm still not convinced that
these 'devil-bunnies' are real, but I think Johnson believes they are.
If the devilbunnies are real, he would be a prime catch for them. And
with his life experiences, it probably wouldn't take too much for him
to be pushed over the edge, so to speak, and joining them...
I, however, am firmly on the side of the human race. While I
sympathise with the DB's ultimate goal of saving Gaia (unless that's
just propaganda) (if they even exist, whixh I doubt), killing off the
human race is not the way to do it. I would oppose this, and not just
because I'm a human. I feel that humanity has an important role to
play within the living Earth.
Johnson wrote this treatise thing explaining why the militant
devil-bunnies' efforts to directly kill off humanity are basically the
wrong approach, and what they should be doing is looking more at the
struggle within human society between what he called the 'Forces of
Greed' and the 'Forces of Gaia', and culturally opposing the Forces of
Greed. I'm worried that he may forget that he is, after all, still
human.
His hold on reality these days is apt to be a little tenuous (If he
reads this he'll be really annoyed), but I'm letting this out on the
Net in the hopes that someone will see him and let him know what's
really going on here, maybe help him get back to the rest of the human
race. I don't know his GSM email address; he didn't get a chance to
tell me before he left. I just hope he'll contact me soon.
Is this all a fantasy, or are we in deeper trouble than most people
ever suspected?
I'm going over to Canadian Tire to buy some camping and cooking
supplies. Holidays are coming up. I've already got steel-toed running
shoes; I needed them for work. Maybe the fire axes will be on sale...
Sincerely,
Steve Davidson
P.S: If you can't find him, try sending email C/O me.
[Author's Note: I'm going to try posting a copy of this, plus more
detailed notes on the characters, on the mailing list, if I can get
through to it tonight. Stay tuned... Scott Robert Dawson]
greyp...@aol.com
You're friend is in trouble now, even if he wasn't before. Your broadcast
over an unsecured channel is certain to have marked both him and you as
targets. Wherever you are now, LEAVE! Run to the nearest AoF recruiting
center, and UNDER NO CIRCIMSTANCES let a rabbit anywhere near you.
If you hesitate for even a second, which time has shown me that newbie's
almost always do, then you will be lost and forever unable to help your
friend.
Good luck.
Grey Paladin
BUZZSAW
Scott Robert Dawson wrote:
>
> Hello,
hi
>
> My name is Steve Davidson. It is with some hesitation that I address
> this letter to the group.
And I hesitate to reply.
>
> It concerns my friend Johnson Morikawa-Smith. He may be in danger.
aren't we all?
>
> For some weeks he has been telling anyone who will listen about
> something called 'devil-bunnies', and going on and on about how the
> human race is in danger. He's been buying vanilla extract by the case,
> and hiding it in his room, and last week I met him in the checkout
> line at Canadian Tire (our largest hardware-store chain) with a whole
> shopping cart full of axes and hunting/canping equipment, plus for
> some reason several of those big plastic 'SuperSoaker' waterguns.
well equipped but he should get that vanilla extract blessed or it is
useless.
>
> He must have spent half of his pay that week on it (he makes a _lot_
> more than I do), and I noticed that he didn't use his debit card to
> pay for it either, as is his usual custom. He caught my look of
> surprise and said, "I'm paying in cash now. _They_ might have tapped
> into the national banking network." I didn't ask who _they_ were.
The devilbunnies of course! :)
>
> Johnson is an RF design engineer at Nakatomi Canada, working on the
> new 1900-MHz GSM digital cellular phone systems that are being rolled
> out across North America in the next few years.
Rolled? (Singing) like a Rolling phone. (joking) a rolling phone gathers
no moss.
>
> He knows an incredible amount about cellular and data communications,
> and his company is sending him around North America to do coverage and
> engineering tests with a prototype of Nakatomi's North-American-spec
> version of the Nokia 9000 'communicator'. This is the cellphone/pocket
> internet terminal that Nokia's had on the market in Europe for a year
> or so. It's an incredibly nifty little gadget, and I'm jealous as hell
> that he has one. With his knowledge, test gear, and that prototype,
> I'm sure that he could do all kinds of non-standard hackish things.
Good. Now if he left any technology befind send it to "area 52". Our
agents in the post office will intercept the package before the
devilbunnies do.
>
> Another thing you should know about us is our spiritual orientation:
> both Johnson and I are 'Neopagan'. To oversimplify greatly, we feel
> that traditional European/American society has neglected the
> relationship between humanity and the Earth, to the detriment of both.
Wow do neopagans sacrifice animals like some pagan cultures do? If so
sacrifice devilbunnies instead.
>
>
> I think Johnson picked it up from the influence of his Japanese
> mother, but I discovered it through Neopagan friends at art school. We
> actually met at a Neopagan festival in Wisconsin, and, on discovering
> that we were both from the Toronto area, stayed in touch.
with high tech cellular equipment I hope.
>
> Johnson has always had a tough time with relationships and, these
> days, feels rather bitter towards people, especially women. I think
> this explains why he went so far in the corporate heirarchy, in spite
> of of his Neopagan beliefs. Lately, though, he's been talking a lot
> about dropping out of the ratrace completely, and changing his life
> around. And that was _before_ any of this talk of 'devil-bunnies'.
well let me see, the description is a misogynist of asian origin
a loner with alot of technology. Our agents will be out to intercept
him so he can join the Fudds.
>
> Why am I mentioning all this?
To inform us fudds of course. You should have tightbeamed and encoded
this
message to make it untracable though.
>
> Johnson left last week for San Francisco, and I noticed that he had
> more luggage than usual: besides his suitcase and suit carrier (you
> know, one of those folding business-suit things), and his tech bag, he
> had a largish backpack and another bag which he insisted on paying
> extra for, as carry-on. He would not let me look inside it.
for good reason I suppose, he may very well have had something life
threatening in their.
>
> Two days later, I got my ancient PC back (it had been out for a hard
> drive upgrade), and I connected to my new Internet account at
> Interlog, one of the largest internet service providers in Toronto.
>
> I went looking for info on 'devil-bunnies'. To my surprise, there was
> a Usenet newsgroup and a multitude of Web pages. I spent the next
> couple of days inhaling the information. I'm still not convinced that
> these 'devil-bunnies' are real, but I think Johnson believes they are.
Was the information all you inhaled?
> If the devilbunnies are real, he would be a prime catch for them. And
> with his life experiences, it probably wouldn't take too much for him
> to be pushed over the edge, so to speak, and joining them...
The devilbunnies ARE real. though for those who are ignorant we maintain
a facade of humor and fictionality.
>
> I, however, am firmly on the side of the human race. While I
> sympathise with the DB's ultimate goal of saving Gaia (unless that's
> just propaganda) (if they even exist, whixh I doubt), killing off the
> human race is not the way to do it. I would oppose this, and not just
> because I'm a human. I feel that humanity has an important role to
> play within the living Earth.
Saving Gaia? they are causing massive extinctions in Australia. They
sort
of remind me about those people who know about conservationists killing
seagulls
to save the rare plovers and terns that the seagulls threaten to take
the
territory form. Those people refuse the support the conservationists and
instead
claim the seagulls have the right to live. In claiming seagull rights
they
remove the rights from two species and will cause the extinction to save
an
abundant nuisance species. it's awful. especially the fact that they
deny that
humans are animals with just as much right to kill species as other
animals have.
The devilbunnies have the same, SAVE THROUGH KILLING EVERYTHING ELSE OFF
way of
thinking. Just look at what rabbits are doing to Australia. This is NOT
right.
The devilbunnies must be killed!
>
> Johnson wrote this treatise thing explaining why the militant
> devil-bunnies' efforts to directly kill off humanity are basically the
> wrong approach, and what they should be doing is looking more at the
> struggle within human society between what he called the 'Forces of
> Greed' and the 'Forces of Gaia', and culturally opposing the Forces of
> Greed. I'm worried that he may forget that he is, after all, still
> human.
It's not that clearly cut. What about the person who needed proof to
ban a deadly pesticide by prooving it harms animals by testing. He
tested it on vulture that were injured and impossible to rehab into
the wild, unable to fend for themselves. A pro animal group wanted
to stop the testing by freeing the vultures. Most of the vultures
died unable to fend for themselves and the pesticides remained killing
while he struggled to regain his tests to proove that they must be
banned.
Which one of these were greed and which Gaia. The group who tested
trying
to save animals at the expense of those too injured to fend for
themselves.
or the group that thought they were saving animals by setting them free
only
to kill more of them than the experiment would.
How about clear cutting, in the west it's damaging habitats. In parts of
the
east it's helpful because farmland is being replaced by forest and most
of the
animals are clearing dwellers. Now to say that cutting is an act of
greed will
help lower the numbers of some northeastern animals and save western
ones.
Now who is the forces of greed and who is Gaia? Cutters or anti-cutters.
>
> His hold on reality these days is apt to be a little tenuous (If he
> reads this he'll be really annoyed), but I'm letting this out on the
> Net in the hopes that someone will see him and let him know what's
> really going on here, maybe help him get back to the rest of the human
> race. I don't know his GSM email address; he didn't get a chance to
> tell me before he left. I just hope he'll contact me soon.
We'll try and find him and tell him the true evil of devilbunnies.
>
> Is this all a fantasy, or are we in deeper trouble than most people
> ever suspected?
Deeper trouble (though if you were totally clueless I'd lie and say
fantasy.)
>
> I'm going over to Canadian Tire to buy some camping and cooking
> supplies. Holidays are coming up. I've already got steel-toed running
> shoes; I needed them for work. Maybe the fire axes will be on sale...
Steel toes? WHAT A GREAT IDEA! it will hold off their chisle like fangs
long enough for you to kill them. I also recommend a gorget (mideival
throat armor) to protect your caroted artery, a popular devilbunny
target becase it contains the carrot sound.
>
> Sincerely,
> Steve Davidson
any relation to harley?
>
> P.S: If you can't find him, try sending email C/O me.
>
> [Author's Note: I'm going to try posting a copy of this, plus more
> detailed notes on the characters, on the mailing list, if I can get
> through to it tonight. Stay tuned... Scott Robert Dawson]
Characters?
Chit
BUZZSAW <ma...@top.monad.net> wrote:
>Scott Robert Dawson wrote:
>> This is the cellphone/pocket
>> internet terminal that Nokia's had on the market in Europe for a year
>> or so. It's an incredibly nifty little gadget, and I'm jealous as hell
>> that he has one. With his knowledge, test gear, and that prototype,
>> I'm sure that he could do all kinds of non-standard hackish things.
>Good. Now if he left any technology befind send it to "area 52". Our
>agents in the post office will intercept the package before the
>devilbunnies do.
Actually, you'd be better off sending the technology to us. [flick]
We have two decades of experience disseminating technology. And we
could use the money.
Of course, 'sending' is probably a misnomer, simply tell us your
location and we'll arrange a pick up.
But if I understand you right, the technology in question is already
patented and in production. [sigh] Oh well.
>>To oversimplify greatly, we feel
>> that traditional European/American society has neglected the
>> relationship between humanity and the Earth, to the detriment of both.
Oh, god. You can't be serious.
Oversimplified. Yeah. I'm sure it makes perfect sense explained in
detail. Heh heh. [wince]
>Wow do neopagans sacrifice animals like some pagan cultures do?
And do you build stone circles? Can you turn into deer by wearing
leather coats?
It's a new age group, buzzie. They're not real pagans.
>> I think Johnson picked it up from the influence of his Japanese
>> mother, but I discovered it through Neopagan friends at art school.
Why am I not surprised.
>with high tech cellular equipment I hope.
}:)
>> If the devilbunnies are real, he would be a prime catch for them. And
>> with his life experiences, it probably wouldn't take too much for him
>> to be pushed over the edge, so to speak, and joining them...
The devilbunnies are experts at pushing people over the edge. And, for
that matter, pushing people up to the edge. And digging out the pit
that the edge is over...
>The devilbunnies ARE real. though for those who are ignorant we maintain
>a facade of humor and fictionality.
Yeah, real good facade there, buzzie. How are people supposed to
believe this is real if you go out and *say* that it's real? If it was
real you wouldn't do that. };)
>> I, however, am firmly on the side of the human race.
So which side would you be on in the war?
>> While I
>> sympathise with the DB's ultimate goal of saving Gaia (unless that's
>> just propaganda) (if they even exist, whixh I doubt), killing off the
>> human race is not the way to do it.
What about turning the entire human race into little fuzzy bunny
rabbits?
>> I would oppose this, and not just because I'm a human.
Rationalization is cool, isn't it?
>>I feel that humanity has an important role to
>> play within the living Earth.
So do many devilbunnies. Specifically, six feet within.
>> what they should be doing is looking more at the
>> struggle within human society between what he called the 'Forces of
>> Greed' and the 'Forces of Gaia', and culturally opposing the Forces of
>> Greed.
What does Gaia have to do with *opposing* greed? I'm sorry, but greed
is an extremely natural impulse, because it's a survival trait. It's
only through the application of intelligence and technology that greed
can be discouraged.
Not that I'm saying that it *is*, just that we *could*.
>>I'm worried that he may forget that he is, after all, still human.
I'd be more worried than that... actually, that's not true. I wouldn't
believe it, and so I'd only be worried that he'd be arrested for
cruelty to animals or hunting without a liscence or something.
>How about clear cutting, in the west it's damaging habitats. In parts of
>the
>east it's helpful because farmland is being replaced by forest and most
>of the
>animals are clearing dwellers.
All the important animals are forest dwellers. [flick]
>> His hold on reality these days is apt to be a little tenuous (If he
>> reads this he'll be really annoyed), but I'm letting this out on the
>> Net in the hopes that someone will see him and let him know what's
>> really going on here,
>We'll try and find him and tell him the true evil of devilbunnies.
Yeah, we'll brainwash him and make him a part of our cult. Is that
what you wanted? };)
>> Is this all a fantasy, or are we in deeper trouble than most people
>> ever suspected?
We'd be in deeper trouble than most people suspected *anyway*. The
planet's infested with optimists.
Then again... would it be without bunny influence? [swishswish...]
>Steel toes? WHAT A GREAT IDEA! it will hold off their chisle like fangs
>long enough for you to kill them. I also recommend a gorget (mideival
>throat armor) to protect your caroted artery, a popular devilbunny
>target becase it contains the carrot sound.
I'd recommend stripping naked whenever you think there might be
devilbunnies around. It'll make you feel almost as vulnerable as you
actually are, which could save your life.
==
Chit
Kevin Blackburn
In article <19970115185...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
greyp...@aol.com writes
oh, the fluff...
Sorry about that, anyway, don't knock it until you've tried it.
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
Though I suspect there's a "No returns" policy
Wynn
In alt.devilbunnies, Kevin Blackburn <ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk> wrote:
<In article <19970115185...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
<greyp...@aol.com writes
<>If you hesitate for even a second, which time has shown me that newbie's
<>almost always do, then you will be lost and forever unable to help your
<>friend.
<>
<"help" is such a loaded term. Being a symp is a bit humiliating, but,
<oh, the fluff...
Like, humiliating? <wideeyes> Like, don't talk like that! <stomp>
I mean, like you're my *friend*, aren't you? <liptremble>
Like, what's wrong with that? <eardroop>
<Though I suspect there's a "No returns" policy
Hey, like, If you want to abandon me and go join up with those
axe-wielding, pee-squirting Fuddydudds, I won't, like, stand in
your way.
Wynn
--
<sniff>
Hugh 'Shug' McBun
On 21-Jan-97 21:05:54, Wynn said about Re: [delurk] Help! My friend may be in trouble...:
>In alt.devilbunnies, Kevin Blackburn <ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk> wrote:
><In article <19970115185...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
><greyp...@aol.com writes
><"help" is such a loaded term. Being a symp is a bit humiliating, but,
><oh, the fluff...
>Like, humiliating? <wideeyes> Like, don't talk like that! <stomp>
>I mean, like you're my *friend*, aren't you? <liptremble>
>Like, what's wrong with that? <eardroop>
><Though I suspect there's a "No returns" policy
>Hey, like, If you want to abandon me and go join up with those
>axe-wielding, pee-squirting Fuddydudds, I won't, like, stand in
>your way.
>Wynn
>--
><sniff>
Look Kevvy Babyee at what you've done. Bully.
Mind you you're still welcome here if that nasty Lucky gets too much.
Cousin Bluebell would like to meet you. <winkshimmy>
Senga NicBun
--
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sau...@guinea-pig.org | IBM 3084 - A good wee machine
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Kevin Blackburn
In article <1B9D1.XOU.54351...@alcatraz.net>, Wynn
<wy...@ziplink.net> writes
>In alt.devilbunnies, Kevin Blackburn <ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk> wrote:
><In article <19970115185...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
><greyp...@aol.com writes
>
><>almost always do, then you will be lost and forever unable to help your
><>friend.
><>
><oh, the fluff...
>
>Like, humiliating? <wideeyes> Like, don't talk like that! <stomp>
>I mean, like you're my *friend*, aren't you? <liptremble>
>Like, what's wrong with that? <eardroop>
^^^ Poor Attempt at a Tightbeam to Wynn ^^^
I'm sorry, Wynn, I wasn't thinking of you when I said that. I was
thinking of, ... somebun else, I think you can guess who. Most buns are
wonderful, some are unbelievably wonderful <castsglance> but humiliating
myself in front of that bun seems to be the only safe option.
>
><Though I suspect there's a "No returns" policy
>
>Hey, like, If you want to abandon me and go join up with those
>axe-wielding, pee-squirting Fuddydudds, I won't, like, stand in
>your way.
>
But I think somebun else might be a little bit miffed. Anyway Fudds are
just way too gross.
Love
Kevin
^^^ End Tightbeam ^^^
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
Kevin Blackburn
In article <5c6q81$9...@kanga.accessone.com>, Teral Acorn
<a...@accessone.com> writes
>wy...@ziplink.net (Wynn) wrote:
>>In alt.devilbunnies, Kevin Blackburn <ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>><Though I suspect there's a "No returns" policy
>>Hey, like, If you want to abandon me and go join up with those
>>axe-wielding, pee-squirting Fuddydudds, I won't, like, stand in
>>your way.
>
>
I hope no buns getting the wrong idea about this thread. I have no
intention of changing my sympathies - I was just pointing to both the
good and bad sides of being a symp to someone contemplating the choice.
I've shown by my actions which way I think the balance of good and bad
swings.
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
Kevin Blackburn
In article <1188.6963...@guinea-pig.org>, Hugh 'Shug' McBun
<sau...@guinea-pig.org> writes
>On 21-Jan-97 21:05:54, Wynn said about Re: [delurk] Help! My friend may be in
>trouble...:
>
>>Wynn
>>--
>><sniff>
>
>Look Kevvy Babyee at what you've done. Bully.
Its a bit of an exaggeration, but "The path of true fluff is strewn with
misunderstandings". This is one of them.
>
>Mind you you're still welcome here if that nasty Lucky gets too much.
>Cousin Bluebell would like to meet you. <winkshimmy>
<blinkblink> That's a nice wink/shimmy you do there Bluebell. It's
Wynn's wink/shimmy I live for, but ... nice. <blink>
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
ed
The noble Kevin Blackburn spake anent Re: [delurk] Help! My friend may be in trouble...
on, I believe, the date of 26-Jan-97 13:55:15
>>
>I hope no buns getting the wrong idea about this thread. I have no
>intention of changing my sympathies - I was just pointing to both the
>good and bad sides of being a symp to someone contemplating the choice.
>I've shown by my actions which way I think the balance of good and bad
>swings.
>--
>Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
If a man has shown by repeated action that he has fallen into grievous
error and that for him there can be no reconciliation to the ways of
El'mahr, then it behoves his fellows to consider how they may best limit
effect of the sinner's evil.
Blackbun, we shall pray for an answer
ed
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Hugh 'Shug' McBun
On 27-Jan-97 12:37:40, Kevin Blackburn said about Re: [delurk] Help! My friend may be in trouble...:
>>Cousin Bluebell would like to meet you. <winkshimmy>
><blinkblink> That's a nice wink/shimmy you do there Bluebell. It's
>Wynn's wink/shimmy I live for, but ... nice. <blink>
>--
>Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
<upsetfluff>i understand Mr. Blackburn. That's the problem with having
Wynn around. Too much competition for the rest of us does. <esignedfluff>
Bluebell
gbr...@rsc.anu.edu.au
>Mind you you're still welcome here if that nasty Lucky gets too much.
<bitetongue>
<resisttheeasyone>
Art Black
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Chit
Kevin Blackburn <ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>It's Wynn's wink/shimmy I live for, but ...
^^^^
Die. The word you want is die.
==
Chit
Kevin Blackburn
In article <927.6967T...@guinea-pig.org>, Hugh 'Shug' McBun
<sau...@guinea-pig.org> writes
>On 27-Jan-97 12:37:40, Kevin Blackburn said about Re: [delurk] Help! My friend
>may be in trouble...:
>>In article <1188.6963...@guinea-pig.org>, Hugh 'Shug' McBun
>>>
>
>>Wynn's wink/shimmy I live for, but ... nice. <blink>
>
[snip]
>
><upsetfluff>i understand Mr. Blackburn. That's the problem with having
>Wynn around. Too much competition for the rest of us does. <esignedfluff>
>
Oh dear. I can't cope with does doing that unhappy emote thing. Mmm, I
think what you have to remember is that in the same way you look at
Wynn, Wynn has to look up to the legendary Lt. Shorthare [I am not
worthy so much as to mention her name, but I will attempt to invoke it
with due reverence].
I'm sure you are the darling of your warren, and I attach the bits out
of the Wynn Fan Club membership pack (at my own expense) that might give
a few fashion pointers or the like, which I'm sure you don't need, but
just in case. I've left out the parts that might offend.
Shug tells me you'd like my photo. I'm deeply unconvinced, but I've at
least attached it - please don't make fun of it.
Much as I'd love to visit I suspect the Lord Protector would take it
poorly if I visited either your warren (due to a misunderstanding, I'm
sure) or its chief Fudd enemy, so I've had to cross Glasgow off my
itineray for now.
Have a hoppy day.
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
Kevin Blackburn
In article <1039.69...@equus.demon.co.uk>, ed
<edh...@equus.demon.co.uk> writes
>The noble Kevin Blackburn spake anent Re: [delurk] Help! My friend may be in
>trouble...
>on, I believe, the date of 27-Jan-97 12:37:40
>
>><blinkblink> That's a nice wink/shimmy you do there Bluebell. It's
>>Wynn's wink/shimmy I live for, but ... nice. <blink>
>
>>Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
>
>Oh my gosh !
>
>[shakes head]
>
>ed
>--
I do believe a certain Scotsman needs to recieve a full <winkshimmy> to
properly undeerstand their effect, before he can make unkind comments
like that.
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
Kevin Blackburn
In article <5ck542$i...@kanga.accessone.com>, Chit <a...@accessone.com>
writes
>Die. The word you want is die.
>
>==
>Chit
>
be proud of this?
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
Quite a well constructed threat at that.
Wynn
In alt.devilbunnies, a...@accessone.com (Teral Acorn) wrote:
<wy...@ziplink.net (Wynn) wrote:
<>In alt.devilbunnies, Kevin Blackburn <ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk> wrote:
<><Though I suspect there's a "No returns" policy
<>Hey, like, If you want to abandon me and go join up with those
<>axe-wielding, pee-squirting Fuddydudds, I won't, like, stand in
<>your way.
<She'll just kill you. [flick]
Like, kill my Kevin? As if! <snort>
Wynn
--
I mean, like, who else would run the Fan Club? <wideeyes>
Red Fang
Kevin Blackburn wrote:
>
> In article <5ck542$i...@kanga.accessone.com>, Chit <a...@accessone.com>
> writes
> >Kevin Blackburn <ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >>It's Wynn's wink/shimmy I live for, but ...
> > ^^^^
> >Die. The word you want is die.
> >
> >==
> >Chit
> >
> I do believe I'm being threatened by a squirrel. Fascinating. Should I
> be proud of this?
Not really. They threaten everybunny. They even threaten themselves
when nobunny else is around. <ShrugFluff> Just consider it a normal
part of part of life. If they should start complimenting you
<ShudderFluff> then you are in big trouble! >;)
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Axe-Wielding Fuddite wrote:
>
> place.
>
> --
> No one grovels quite like him.
Ah yes. <ProudFluff> He is a wonderful person. You should try to be
more like him.
Wynn
<>Mind you you're still welcome here if that nasty Lucky gets too much.
<>Cousin Bluebell would like to meet you. <winkshimmy>
<<blinkblink> That's a nice wink/shimmy you do there Bluebell. It's
<Wynn's wink/shimmy I live for, but ... nice. <blink>
Like, I don't 'winkshimmy'. <primpoof>
I, like, 'shimmywink'. <giggle>
Wynn
--
Like, it's been proven to be 39% more effective! <gigglebounceshimmywink>
Wynn
In alt.devilbunnies, Kevin Blackburn <ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk> wrote:
<><Being a symp is a bit humiliating, but, oh, the fluff...
<>Like, humiliating? <wideeyes> Like, don't talk like that! <stomp>
<>I mean, like you're my *friend*, aren't you? <liptremble>
<>Like, what's wrong with that? <eardroop>
<^^^ ******** Tightbeam to Kevin********* ^^^
<I'm sorry, Wynn, I wasn't thinking of you when I said that. I was
<thinking of, ... somebun else, I think you can guess who. Most buns are
<wonderful, some are unbelievably wonderful <castsglance> but humiliating
<myself in front of that bun seems to be the only safe option.
Hey, like, I don't think you have to, you know, humiliate
yourself in front of him. <fluffle> Just, like, show the proper
respect and stuff. <bounce> Like, Lord Lucky has a lot on his mind,
and sometimes he's, like, excitable. <gigglewink>
<><Though I suspect there's a "No returns" policy
<>Hey, like, If you want to abandon me and go join up with those
<>axe-wielding, pee-squirting Fuddydudds, I won't, like, stand in
<>your way.
<But I think somebun else might be a little bit miffed.
So, like, if it weren't for that, you would go? <wideeyes>
<Anyway Fudds are just way too gross.
Well, like, there is that. <giggle>
Wynn
<^^^ **********End Tightbeam******** ^^^
Axe-Wielding Fuddite
Wynn
In alt.devilbunnies, a...@accessone.com (Chit) wrote:
<Kevin Blackburn <ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk> wrote:
<>It's Wynn's wink/shimmy I live for, but ...
< ^^^^
<Die. The word you want is die.
Like, you think I'm to die for, Chit? <wideeyes>
Like, thanks! <gigglebouncebounceblowkiss>
Wynn
--
Diabolo ac Mendaciis
Axe-Wielding Fuddite
In alt.devilbunnies, Red Fang <Red...@ft.leo.war.mil> wrote:
<Axe-Wielding Fuddite wrote:
<> No one grovels quite like Kevin.
<Ah yes. <ProudFluff> He is a wonderful person. You should try to be
<more like him.
This is a toilet brush.
That is a part of your anatomy that rarely sees the light of day.
This is a fork lift.
I'm taking suggestions on the most entertaining combination of
these devices and orifices. Extra points are given for originality
and a bonus is awarded to those who field test their idea on the
genuine Red Fang.
--
Grovel... right. I don't even *grovel* for Cmdr. Andersen. I've
called Daphnie a scumbucket. I've looked the BHX in the eye and
told him that Dem was bad news. I've told *ShortHare* she had a
grey hair! /You/ don't get grovels.
Kevin Blackburn
In article <1c51e.fudd...@fuddites.net>, Axe-Wielding Fuddite
<sm...@ziplink.net> writes
>In alt.devilbunnies, wy...@ziplink.net (Wynn) wrote:
>
><Like, kill my Kevin? As if! <snort>
><I mean, like, who else would run the Fan Club? <wideeyes>
>
>I agree. You couldn't *pay* someone enough to take Kevin's
>place.
>
>--
We aim to please. Umm ... that's not quite right, is it?
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
Kevin Blackburn
In article <1BB7B.TWY.46522...@alcatraz.net>, Wynn
<wy...@ziplink.net> writes
>Like, kill my Kevin? As if! <snort>
>
>--
Wynn, please <bat>
can you not <duck>
say things <wince>
like that. There seems <wallop>
to be a few candidates <poke>
over here. Who wish to encourage <bap>
me to die. It's the letter writers to Lucky I could <dodge>
really do without. Perhaps that is Ed's <slap> secret.
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
Under seige by fluffy hordes of Wynn fans.
Kevin Blackburn
In article <1BD60.CSX.49342...@alcatraz.net>, Wynn
<wy...@ziplink.net> writes
[snip]
>
><<blinkblink> That's a nice wink/shimmy you do there Bluebell. It's
><Wynn's wink/shimmy I live for, but ... nice. <blink>
>
>Like, I don't 'winkshimmy'. <primpoof>
>
>I, like, 'shimmywink'. <giggle>
>
>Wynn
>
>--
>Like, it's been proven to be 39% more effective! <gigglebounceshimmywink>
Rapid blinking and attempts to refocus ensue.
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
Kevin Blackburn
In article <1BB7F.EYN.08432...@alcatraz.net>, Wynn
<wy...@ziplink.net> writes
>In alt.devilbunnies, Kevin Blackburn <ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>
><^^^ ******** Tightbeam to Kevin********* ^^^
>
tight beam, along with my best attempts at crypto.
><I'm sorry, Wynn, I wasn't thinking of you when I said that. I was
><thinking of, ... somebun else, I think you can guess who. Most buns are
><wonderful, some are unbelievably wonderful <castsglance> but humiliating
><myself in front of that bun seems to be the only safe option.
>
>Hey, like, I don't think you have to, you know, humiliate
>yourself in front of him. <fluffle> Just, like, show the proper
>respect and stuff. <bounce> Like, Lord Lucky has a lot on his mind,
>and sometimes he's, like, excitable. <gigglewink>
>
You've never been to Britain have you? Umm, that sounds a bit harsh.
Like, buns here fear Lucky perhaps more than you fear General LonGears,
and with good reason. You can see it in their fur when they mention him.
Proper respect is not enough, cringing obedience is all that will do.
To be honest, the thought of you in his clutches sends shivers down my
spine. I don't think your blithe spirit would be allowed to survive.
><><Though I suspect there's a "No returns" policy
>
><>Hey, like, If you want to abandon me and go join up with those
><>axe-wielding, pee-squirting Fuddydudds, I won't, like, stand in
><>your way.
>
><But I think somebun else might be a little bit miffed.
>
>So, like, if it weren't for that, you would go? <wideeyes>
>
Never! Well, not so long as there's a friendly bun that will say hello
to me, anyway.
[snip]
>
><^^^ **********End Tightbeam******** ^^^
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
ed
The noble Kevin Blackburn spake anent Re: [delurk] Help! My friend may be in trouble...
>In article <5ck542$i...@kanga.accessone.com>, Chit <a...@accessone.com>
>writes
>>Kevin Blackburn <ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>Die. The word you want is die.
>>
>>Chit
>>
>I do believe I'm being threatened by a squirrel. Fascinating. Should I
>be proud of this?
AT LAST. Kevin's found something he feels superior to.
I'm not saying he's right. It's just nice to see some personality pop out
of Renfield.
ed
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Chit
><Die. The word you want is die.
>Like, you think I'm to die for, Chit? <wideeyes>
For, from... same thing...
==
Chit (at least, with Wynn. [sigh])
Wynn
<>Like, kill my Kevin? As if! <snort>
<>I mean, like, who else would run the Fan Club? <wideeyes>
<Wynn, please <bat>
<can you not <duck>
<say things <wince>
<like that. There seems <wallop>
<to be a few candidates <poke>
<over here. Who wish to encourage <bap>
<me to die. It's the letter writers to Lucky I could <dodge>
<really do without. Perhaps that is Ed's <slap> secret.
Oops. <giggle> Like, sorry about that, sweetie. <blowkiss>
Like, can I make it better? <shimmywink>
Wynn
--
Hey, like, everybunny be *nice* to Kevinkins! <stomp>
Red Fang
Red Fang got called into his commanding officers's(CO) office and he had
a copy of some correspondence on the news group in front of him.
"Red Fang" he said in a menecing growl. "Please read this again."
Red Fang wrote:
> Axe-Wielding Fuddite wrote:
> >
> > In alt.devilbunnies, wy...@ziplink.net (Wynn) wrote:
> >
> > <Like, kill my Kevin? As if! <snort>
> > <I mean, like, who else would run the Fan Club? <wideeyes>
> >
> > I agree. You couldn't *pay* someone enough to take Kevin's
> > place.
> >
> > --
> > No one grovels quite like him.
>
> Ah yes. <ProudFluff> He is a wonderful person. You should try to be
> more like him.
>
> ______________
> Private Red Fang
> The devilbunny militia wants you.
"Um" <TimidFluff> "Yes Sir. It doesn't sound very good does it."
<DroopEars>.
"NO, you blithering idiot!" the CO shouted "You just scarred the fluff
out of all of our symps! You probably set back recruiting efforts by
months!"
"I just wanted to suggest that the AWF should grovel before bunnies."
Red Fang whined.
The CO raged on, "There are better ways of doing that then insulting all
of our symps! You are going to spend the next month cleaning latrines
every day after class."
"Class?"
"You are going to redo all of your banter classes and you'll do them
again after that if I am not satisfied! IS THAT CLEAR!"
"Yes sir", <DejectedSaluteFluff>
________________
Lucky
Kevin Blackburn wrote:
> Hugh 'Shug' McBun writes, for Bluebell:
>><upsetfluff>i understand Mr. Blackburn. That's the problem with having
>>Wynn around. Too much competition for the rest of us does. <esignedfluff>
>Much as I'd love to visit I suspect the Lord Protector would take it
>poorly if I visited either your warren (due to a misunderstanding, I'm
>sure) or its chief Fudd enemy, so I've had to cross Glasgow off my
>itineray for now.
My dear Kevin, not so. Not so at all. Please find enclosed one (1)
travel permit, good for a bunnymover trip to Bluebell.
I hope you won't be too cramped.
Lucky
Kevin Blackburn
In article <32f5a5da...@nntp.softnet.co.uk>, Lucky <Lucky@Westminst
er.softnet.co.uk> writes
Umm, is this a subtle hint I ought to get converted so I can shrink to
fit in a bunny mover? If if pleases you, Lord Protector, I'll just stay
the way I am.
Oh well, I'll treasure the permit none the less. After all, it has a
really cute picture of Thomas the Tank Engine on (Choo, Choo!).
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
Kevin Blackburn
In article <32F3B6...@ft.leo.war.mil>, Red Fang
<Red...@ft.leo.war.mil> writes
>The CO raged on, "There are better ways of doing that then insulting all
>of our symps! You are going to spend the next month cleaning latrines
>every day after class."
>
>"Class?"
>
>"You are going to redo all of your banter classes and you'll do them
>again after that if I am not satisfied! IS THAT CLEAR!"
>
>"Yes sir", <DejectedSaluteFluff>
>
>________________
>Private Red Fang
>The devilbunny militia wants you.
Well, if I serve to get a good banter run on the AWF I'm happy, After
all, I'm lucky to even be allowed to see the newsgroup, unlike many
other symps. It means I get to see loads of Wynn's emotes (sigh).
But if you really want full forgiveness you could, like, send me a copy
of those banter notes. That would be way kind of you. Of course, only if
it's allowed.
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
Christopher Hemme
Axe-Wielding Fuddite <sm...@ziplink.net> spewed:
->In alt.devilbunnies, Red Fang <Red...@ft.leo.war.mil> wrote:
-><Axe-Wielding Fuddite wrote:
-><> No one grovels quite like Kevin.
-><Ah yes. <ProudFluff> He is a wonderful person. You should try to be
-><more like him.
->This is a toilet brush.
->That is a part of your anatomy that rarely sees the light of day.
->This is a fork lift.
->I'm taking suggestions on the most entertaining combination of
->these devices and orifices. Extra points are given for originality
->and a bonus is awarded to those who field test their idea on the
->genuine Red Fang.
You're going to pull his spleen out with a toilet brush and run
over it with a forklift?
->--
->Grovel... right. I don't even *grovel* for Cmdr. Andersen. I've
->called Daphnie a scumbucket. I've looked the BHX in the eye and
->told him that Dem was bad news. I've told *ShortHare* she had a
->grey hair! /You/ don't get grovels.
Of course, that time I toasted your wife with a cuton
bom^H^H^Hdevice, it was all you could do to keep from bowing down and
worshiping me :)
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* Professor of Ebunics | Engineer | Lernded Scolar *
* AcornWarren Institute for the Terminally Hip *
* *
* "Don't run. We are your friends." *
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Browny CrimsonPaw
Kevin Blackburn wrote:
> Lucky wrote:
> >My dear Kevin, not so. Not so at all. Please find enclosed one (1)
> >travel permit, good for a bunnymover trip to Bluebell.
> >
> >I hope you won't be too cramped.
> Hey, great, thank ...
>
> Umm, is this a subtle hint I ought to get converted so I can shrink to
> fit in a bunny mover? If if pleases you, Lord Protector, I'll just stay
> the way I am.
(amusedfluff) and even here in Down East Maine, the bunnymovers can
transport symps without them being too cramped. They usually have to
stoop a little to get in and sit with their legs spawled-down the ailse,
but they still fit. >:)
Kevin, give in. You'd be much better as a bun, your name wouldn't have
to be changed much either....Kevin Blackbun would be a good name.
(reassuringfluff)
Lucky, if you ever grow tired of this symp, we could have a use for him
this side of the "pond". (fluffle)
Browny CrimsonPaw, commander, Down East Warrens
Axe-Wielding Fuddite
In alt.devilbunnies, Christopher Hemme <he...@umr.edu> wrote:
< Of course, that time I toasted your wife with a cuton
<bom^H^H^Hdevice, it was all you could do to keep from bowing down and
<worshiping me :)
Nonsense. Heather required desperate, invasive medical procedures.
I just did what any loving husband would do.
--
Repeatedly.
Red Fang
>
> Grovel... right. I don't even *grovel* for Cmdr. Andersen. I've
Aww, come on, just a little. >:D
______________
Private Red Fang
The devilbunny militia wants you.
*******************************************************
Kevin Blackburn
In article <32F57A...@down.east.warren.com>, Browny CrimsonPaw
<BCrim...@down.east.warren.com> writes
>Kevin Blackburn wrote:
>> Lucky wrote:
>> >My dear Kevin, not so. Not so at all. Please find enclosed one (1)
>> >travel permit, good for a bunnymover trip to Bluebell.
>> >
>> >I hope you won't be too cramped.
>
>> Hey, great, thank ...
>>
>> Umm, is this a subtle hint I ought to get converted so I can shrink to
>> fit in a bunny mover? If if pleases you, Lord Protector, I'll just stay
>> the way I am.
>
>(amusedfluff) and even here in Down East Maine, the bunnymovers can
>transport symps without them being too cramped. They usually have to
>stoop a little to get in and sit with their legs spawled-down the ailse,
>but they still fit. >:)
But, in that case it would mean that Lord Protector Lucky wants me to
consort (cough) with a cousin of his enemy. I'm not sure why he would
want that. And Wynn would take ... umm. Surely not.
>
>Kevin, give in. You'd be much better as a bun, your name wouldn't have
>to be changed much either....Kevin Blackbun would be a good name.
>(reassuringfluff)
>
No thanks <punicflaff>
>Lucky, if you ever grow tired of this symp, we could have a use for him
>this side of the "pond". (fluffle)
Just out of interest, umm, not wishing to butt in on the conversations
between my betters, but what sort of use? Like, should I start running
now?
>
>Browny CrimsonPaw, commander, Down East Warrens
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
Kevin Blackburn
In article <32F684...@ft.leo.war.mil>, Red Fang
<Red...@ft.leo.war.mil> writes
>Axe-Wielding Fuddite wrote:
>>
>> In alt.devilbunnies, Red Fang <Red...@ft.leo.war.mil> wrote:
>> <Axe-Wielding Fuddite wrote:
>>
>> Grovel... right. I don't even *grovel* for Cmdr. Andersen. I've
>> called Daphnie a scumbucket. I've looked the BHX in the eye and
>> told him that Dem was bad news. I've told *ShortHare* she had a
>> grey hair! /You/ don't get grovels.
>
>Aww, come on, just a little. >:D
>
As an acknowledged master of grovelling, I think that you might have to
try a little harder than that.
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
Red Fang
Kevin Blackburn wrote:
>
> In article <32F3B6...@ft.leo.war.mil>, Red Fang
> <Red...@ft.leo.war.mil> writes
>
> But if you really want full forgiveness you could, like, send me a copy
> of those banter notes. That would be way kind of you. Of course, only if
> it's allowed.
> --
> Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
I'll see what I can do. Considering my, um, current ranking
<SweatFluff> they might not be that helpful. >;)
Hugh 'Shug' McBun
On 31-Jan-97 08:31:24, Wynn said about Re: [delurk] Help! My friend may be in trouble...:
><<blinkblink> That's a nice wink/shimmy you do there Bluebell. It's
><Wynn's wink/shimmy I live for, but ... nice. <blink>
>Like, I don't 'winkshimmy'. <primpoof>
>I, like, 'shimmywink'. <giggle>
>Wynn
>--
>Like, it's been proven to be 39% more effective! <gigglebounceshimmywink>
<Mae West on> Well, that's all kind of how you do it dahhling. It's not
the <winkshimmies> in my life but the life in my <winkshimmies>.<MW off>
Bluebell
<languidlookoveroneshouldershimmywinkshimmy>
--
Sheesh: Ladies: Please
Shug
--
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sau...@guinea-pig.org | IBM 3084 - A good wee machine
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Hugh 'Shug' McBun
On 30-Jan-97 01:21:29, Kevin Blackburn said about For Bluebell (was [delurk] Help! ...):
>Oh dear. I can't cope with does doing that unhappy emote thing. Mmm, I
>think what you have to remember is that in the same way you look at
>Wynn, Wynn has to look up to the legendary Lt. Shorthare [I am not
>worthy so much as to mention her name, but I will attempt to invoke it
>with due reverence].
<sniff> Thank you for trying to cheer me up Kevvy^H^H^H^H^H Mr. Blackburn.
>I'm sure you are the darling of your warren, and I attach the bits out
>of the Wynn Fan Club membership pack (at my own expense) that might give
>a few fashion pointers or the like, which I'm sure you don't need, but
>just in case. I've left out the parts that might offend.
Ooooh ! <cheerupfluff> <riffleriffleriffle> Very nice. If you like that
sort of thing but I don't think it'd suit me. Or you
<slowshimmywiggleFLUFF>
>Shug tells me you'd like my photo. I'm deeply unconvinced, but I've at
>least attached it - please don't make fun of it.
Ooh. Handsome AND distinguished, for a human. <impressedbouncespin>
>Much as I'd love to visit I suspect the Lord Protector would take it
>poorly if I visited either your warren (due to a misunderstanding, I'm
>sure) or its chief Fudd enemy, so I've had to cross Glasgow off my
>itineray for now.
Wellllll, he said not, vile opressesor of the buneteriat that he is, so
will ye no can for a visit ? There's no that many bunmover terminals up
here, Lucky being as popular as an Ayatollah at a Bar Mitzvah.
please <wideeyescockheadlookup>
Bluebell
Christopher Hemme
Axe-Wielding Fuddite <sm...@ziplink.net> spewed:
->In alt.devilbunnies, Christopher Hemme <he...@umr.edu> wrote:
->< Of course, that time I toasted your wife with a cuton
-><bom^H^H^Hdevice, it was all you could do to keep from bowing down and
-><worshiping me :)
->Nonsense. Heather required desperate, invasive medical procedures.
->I just did what any loving husband would do.
->Repeatedly.
I know. I have the video tape :)