Beware, Devilbunnies! DANGER COW is here!
Danger Cow
Hello all!
Joyous news! I, (DANGER COW!!!), along with my Corps of Crusading Cattle,
has agreed to ally ourselves with the Fudds to defeat the Devilbunny
menace!!!
We learned of the bunnies through the Larcenous Legion of Livestock, a
criminal orginization that was apparently a front for the Devilbunnies.
But we will fight to the last hoof to defeat the horrible hares and bring
victory to the Fudds!
Have no fear, DANGER COW is here!!!
Who fights evil every day? DANGER COW!
Righting wrongs in every way? DANGER COW!
Right out of a Beckett play,
Evil cats he has to spay,
Sorry, fellas, he's not gay,
DANGER COW!!!!
Axe-Wielding Fuddite
In alt.devilbunnies, dang...@aol.com (Danger Cow) wrote:
<Joyous news! I, (DANGER COW!!!), along with my Corps of Crusading Cattle,
<has agreed to ally ourselves with the Fudds to defeat the Devilbunny
<menace!!!
I can't tell you how happy this makes me. I really can't. Words fail me.
--
Why do all the weirdos come *here*?
Karol Burnett
On 2 Feb 1997 21:04:00 GMT, dang...@aol.com (Danger Cow) wrote:
>Hello all!
>
>Joyous news! I, (DANGER COW!!!), along with my Corps of Crusading Cattle,
>has agreed to ally ourselves with the Fudds to defeat the Devilbunny
>menace!!!
>
>We learned of the bunnies through the Larcenous Legion of Livestock, a
>criminal orginization that was apparently a front for the Devilbunnies.
>But we will fight to the last hoof to defeat the horrible hares and bring
>victory to the Fudds!
>
>Have no fear, DANGER COW is here!!!
Danger Cow... Hmm... I can see this is going to be very effective
against the menace of the urban devilbunnies. Cows, being such small
and lithe creatures, will easily be able to pursue the evil rabbits
through the alleys and gardens of the city.
This excellen%%t news wil^&œÆÿ elcomed b.Ƽ»¹¦úûÍÔÔÖ#$š 4Ç»»°
****** BunnyStumper Encryption V0.51 for 8088 (Oct 15, 1983) ON ******
Is anyone out there?
This is "Captain" Karol Burnett of the AoF (Toronto Office)
I need help. I've found a recruit (at last!).
We are on the run, moving from house to house in the Toronto area. We
need a safe place to train this man, Steve Davidson. Some updated
hardware and supplies would be nice too; the 8088 XT is getting a
little heavy to move, and it takes over 2 hours to
BunnyStumper-encrypt a simple message.
The government is threatening to cut me and a lot of other people off
welfare, just because we've been on it for over a year.
I believe a faction within the government, while seeming overtly
uncute, is actually controlled by the Bunnies. It is targeting anyone
who does not work a nine-to-five job, but is provided with money, such
as welfare or UI, to do other things. We will end up with employed
people working for the corporations and having no free time, plus
unemployed potential Fuddites with no spare money or food. All those
with the flexibility and resources to make effective urban Fudds are
being eliminated.
Is there a place relatively nearby we can go? I don't think my car
could make it to Colorado.
****** BunnyStumper Encryption OFF ******
&©¼»¼¥¦..*%$þþéB4ÞÓ‘œ yozè}}Ê Æaa%^^%at the rural
population will definitely be overjoyed at your arrival.
Captain Karol Burnett, AoF (Toronto Office)
"It's a Polish name. Want to make something of it?"
"This is the most moooving piece of news I've had for a while!"
Fuzzy Bunny
dang...@aol.com (Danger Cow) wrote:
>Hello all!
>Joyous news! I, (DANGER COW!!!), along with my Corps of Crusading Cattle,
>has agreed to ally ourselves with the Fudds to defeat the Devilbunny
>menace!!!
I'm sorry, you seem to be lost. The lemur newsgroup is down the hall
on your left. HTH
Fuzzy Bunny -- Director for External Affairs, Fifth Executive
bounced reply-to? try coy...@nebula.ispace.com
LonGears
In article <19970202210...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, dang...@aol.com
(Danger Cow) writes:
[nibble]
> Have no fear, DANGER COW is here!!!
Go ahead, Fudds ...
Milk it!
-- General LonGears
Ronald Bernier
Danger Cow (dang...@aol.com) wrote:
[nibbled]
: Have no fear, DANGER COW is here!!!
WHy do I get the feeling this is just a lot of bull?
- Jakyll
DARK PAW
(rber...@lynx.dac.neu.edu)
Snug Fuzz
dang...@aol.com (Danger Cow) wrote:
>Joyous news! I, (DANGER COW!!!), along with my Corps of Crusading Cattle,
>has agreed to ally ourselves with the Fudds to defeat the Devilbunny
>menace!!!
Nice to meat you. [urp]
Snug
,--- Danger Burgers, anyone? [query wiggle]
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ed
The noble Karol Burnett spake anent Re: Beware, Devilbunnies! DANGER COW is here!
on, I believe, the date of 03-Feb-97 07:59:35
Hey Chuck !!
********************** AMIGA BUNNYSTUMPER V2.22 ***********************
************************* ENGAGED AND LOCKED **************************
>We are on the run, moving from house to house in the Toronto area. We
>need a safe place to train this man, Steve Davidson. Some updated
>hardware and supplies would be nice too; the 8088 XT is getting a
>little heavy to move, and it takes over 2 hours to
>BunnyStumper-encrypt a simple message.
Dinna fash yersel, I goat just the thing under me desk. Compaq 386
portable (Luggable) wi Bunnystumper fer DOS v1.15 oan 5ź" disks.
Orange folding screen.
If ye ge me yer location in secure mail I'll have Fudderal express arrange
a drop.
************************ DISENGAGED AND OPEN **************************
********************** AMIGA BUNNYSTUMPER V2.22 ***********************
Dosvedanya Gospodin
ed
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Karol Burnett
Dosvedanya???
Someone speaks Russian here?
That is so interest¨Çng! ÉÿÒÌǼ»¹¥¦**xƼ»¹¦úûÍÔÔÖ#$š 4Ç»»°
****** BunnyStumper Encryption V0.51 for 8088 (Oct 15, 1983) ON ******
>Dinna fash yersel, I goat just the thing under me desk. Compaq 386
>portable (Luggable) wi Bunnystumper fer DOS v1.15 oan 5¼" disks.
>Orange folding screen.
>
>If ye ge me yer location in secure mail I'll have Fudderal express arrange
>a drop.
Hello Ed!
This is greatly appreciated! We are more-or-less operating out of my
car at the moment; your luggable will be much easier to use under
these conditions. Is your unit settable for 120V 60Hz North Anerican
AC power? Also, do you have a car kit for 12VDC power? If not, I can
improvise one.
A drop place: hmmm...
I know: the restaturant in the freeway service centre on the eastbound
laned of Highway 401 near Trenton, Ontario. It's about two hours east
of Toronto; more or less in neutral territory. I'm not sure that
Fudderal Express comes into Toronto that much.
How long will it take FuddEx to get it there? Let's set a date and
time for pickup.
Again, many thanks, Ed.
Karol Burnett, AoF (Toronto Office)
****** BunnyStumper Encryption OFF ******
&©¼»¼¥¦..*%$þþéB4ÞÓ‘œ yohÆ=}Æþßß**d##pe tp hear
more from you!
Take care,
Captain Karol Burnett, AoF (Toronto Office)
"It's a Polish name. Want to make something of it?"
"This Devilbunny War really has a way of perpetuating old hardware,
doesn't it?"
Chris Pomerleau
Capt. Karol Burnett, Toronot Fudds wrote:
> "This Devilbunny War really has a way of perpetuating old hardware,
> doesn't it?"
Old? It's just getting broke in!
Chris Pomerleau, Electronics Tech Extrordinaire!
"It ain't broke unless I can't fix it!"
"Feel the WOOF factor, fluffahs!"
twst...@mint.net
Pvt. V. Aduin
Karol Burnett wrote:
[snip]
>
> Danger Cow... Hmm... I can see this is going to be very effective
> against the menace of the urban devilbunnies. Cows, being such small
> and lithe creatures, will easily be able to pursue the evil rabbits
> through the alleys and gardens of the city.
>
> ****** BunnyStumper Encryption V0.51 for 8088 (Oct 15, 1983) ON ******
> Is anyone out there?
>
> This is "Captain" Karol Burnett of the AoF (Toronto Office)
> I need help. I've found a recruit (at last!).
>
Vance Aduin! You know, Willy Aduin's boy. Willy Aduin up in Kingston!
Alright, so I've never met you, and I don't know if you've met my dad.
But I've heard of you. Anyhow, I'm working down south of you, in
Pittsburgh now. What'd you need?
> We are on the run, moving from house to house in the Toronto area. We
> need a safe place to train this man, Steve Davidson. Some updated
> hardware and supplies would be nice too; the 8088 XT is getting a
> little heavy to move, and it takes over 2 hours to
> BunnyStumper-encrypt a simple message.
>
Can't help you with the computers. We're pretty short on funds and
equipment now. Not that we should be complaining, eh? <smile>
> The government is threatening to cut me and a lot of other people off
> welfare, just because we've been on it for over a year.
>
> I believe a faction within the government, while seeming overtly
> uncute, is actually controlled by the Bunnies. It is targeting anyone
> who does not work a nine-to-five job, but is provided with money, such
> as welfare or UI, to do other things. We will end up with employed
> people working for the corporations and having no free time, plus
> unemployed potential Fuddites with no spare money or food. All those
> with the flexibility and resources to make effective urban Fudds are
> being eliminated.
>
Not much I can help you with there. Similar problems and other factors
have torn out most of this base's funding, and we're still working on a
solution.
> Is there a place relatively nearby we can go? I don't think my car
> could make it to Colorado.
There are some decent AoF bases that aren't too far for you. My dad has
a small place just outside Kingston that might be a help to you, and
there's a group in Buffalo based out of the Naval museum there. I don't
know for sure any other locations in Canada or West New York. There's
also Pitt here, but that might be a bit far for you. (If you decide to
come down to the States, be careful. At last report, the buns were
holding the Niagra Falls area.) Good luck, Sir.
-*-*-*-*-*-*-Close Tightbeam and Transmit-*-*-*-*-*-*-
> ****** BunnyStumper Encryption OFF ******
> &©¼»¼¥¦..*%$þþéB4ÞÓ‘œ yozè}}Ê Æaa%^^%at the rural
> population will definitely be overjoyed at your arrival.
>
> Captain Karol Burnett, AoF (Toronto Office)
> "It's a Polish name. Want to make something of it?"
> "This is the most moooving piece of news I've had for a while!"
--
Pvt. V. Aduin AoF Pittsburgh
No Surrender. No Retreat. No Fear. No Fluffers.
ed
In Article<32f75f41...@news.interlog.com>, <srda...@interlog.com>
write:
>
> Dosvedanya???
> Someone speaks Russian here?
ed speaks many lnguages, or at least two or three words or phrases ;)
> That is so interest¨Çng! ÉÿÒÌǼ»¹¥¦**xƼ»¹¦úûÍÔÔÖ#$š 4Ç»»°
#################### VILE HATED PC BUNSTUMP ENCRYPT ########################
> ****** BunnyStumper Encryption V0.51 for 8088 (Oct 15, 1983) ON ******
>
> Hello Ed!
>
> This is greatly appreciated! We are more-or-less operating out of my
> car at the moment; your luggable will be much easier to use under
> these conditions. Is your unit settable for 120V 60Hz North Anerican
> AC power? Also, do you have a car kit for 12VDC power? If not, I can
> improvise one.
Yup. The PC and kit you require will be loaded onto FuddEx Cape Breton within
Six hours. Time and Date. for delivery Friday 7th Feb between 09:00 and 10:00
Toronto Time.
I also found Bunstomper, an old DOS game that should work.
####################VILE HATED PC ENCRYPT OF ################################
> &©¼»¼¥¦..*%$þþéB4ÞÓ‘œ yohÆ=}Æþßß**d##pe tp hear
> more from you!
> Take care,
> Captain Karol Burnett, AoF (Toronto Office)
> "It's a Polish name. Want to make something of it?"
I`m afraid Russian is as close as I get to Polish.
Yop tepyeh Bunny-Wabbits
ed
Rick Andersen
Karol Burnett wrote:
>****** BunnyStumper Encryption V0.51 for 8088 (Oct 15, 1983) ON ******
* * *
"Great Elmer. Have you seen this, Larry? v0.51?"
Emerson looked over Andersen's shoulder at the screen. "Old
copies of BunnyStumper never die."
The Commander grinned. "...they just fade away?"
Emerson was completely deadpan. "No, sir. They just come in
from the code."
There was a long, awkward silence.
"Comm room? This is Andersen. I need a trace for a tightbeam
reply."
* * *
******** BunnyStumper Deluxe ENCRYPT: Tightbeam to Karol Burnett ********
-------- Special option, pre-v1.0 backwards compatibilty ENGAGE --------
You wrote:
>This is "Captain" Karol Burnett of the AoF (Toronto Office)
Greetings, Captain. Welcome back to the War.
Hmm. The situation in Canada is somewhat disorganized. Cmdr. John
Chaffey is the highest-ranking Fudd in the country, but his base -- ECanHQ
-- has been off the communications net for some time. He's also some
distance from you. He'd probably be better able to help you, although
ECanHQ isn't *that* close to Toronto.
I've enclosed with this tightbeam:
* Our most up-to-date list of Fudd intelligence contacts in the Toronto
area. It's pretty slim pickings, but you might be able to find someone
who can help you. I'll warn you, however -- after this much time, at
least a few of them are probably compromised. (If this happens, run
first and notify us, if possible, later.)
* A credit card number for emergency funds. I can guarantee that
it will be secure up to the first time you use it. After that, the
chances of a Mentat's net-hopping software tracking it down begin to
increase. At most, you have a week or so after the first use -- so
buy fast, and save it until you really need it.
[...]
> I believe a faction within the government, while seeming overtly
> uncute, is actually controlled by the Bunnies.
This is interesting. If you can trace their controls, it could tell us
more about Canadian Bunny organization. I don't have access to much of
Chaffey's information. The ones in his area seemed to focus more on
direct conflict and less on infiltration. Perhaps we're dealing with a
split in their ranks?
I'll warn you, though -- in dealing with their American cousins, we've
found that the fluffers prefer to play both sides of the fence. Often
they use political conflict to identify possible weaknesses in human
society -- and then do their best to subvert both sides.
If you have to run for it -- in the Northeast U.S., Maine, Massachussetts,
and Pittsburgh all have Fudd bases. Unfortunately, none of those areas is
particularly bunny-free, despite our best efforts. I know that distance
on the road with bunny pursuit is going to be rough, but it's the best I
can do. I hope you don't have to try it.
Good luck, Captain, and may Elmer be with you.
- Andersen
-------- Special option, DISENGAGE --------
******** BunnyStumper Deluxe ENCRYPT: Tightbeam End & Transmit ********
--
Rick Andersen; Commander, Army of Fudd
An officer, still rarely a gentleman | One devilbunny, one bullet.
Quis custodiet ipsos Fuhadorum? | (Substitutions as required.)
Lurkers! Find the FAQ at http://devilbunnies.org
Techbun Acorn
>Capt. Karol Burnett, Toronot Fudds wrote:
>
>> "This Devilbunny War really has a way of perpetuating old hardware,
>> doesn't it?"
>
>Old? It's just getting broke in!
'Broke in' or 'Broken'? Just what I'd expect from a species whose
major tools are duct tape, spit, and high explosives, in that order.
>Chris Pomerleau, Electronics Tech Extrordinaire!
>"It ain't broke unless I can't fix it!"
>"Feel the WOOF factor, fluffahs!"
By the way, W.O.O.F. stands for 'Way Out of Order due to Fudds'.
P.S: That's *duct* tape, not gaffer's tape. We only use gaffer's tape
after we've captured a gaffer.
Techbun Acorn and the Comm Tech Gang,
Bancroft Warren **YEAH!!!***
Axe-Wielding Fuddite
In alt.devilbunnies, srda...@interlog.com (Techbun Acorn) wrote:
<'Broke in' or 'Broken'? Just what I'd expect from a species whose
<major tools are duct tape, spit, and high explosives, in that order.
Um... that would be the squirrels, in fact.
Buck McBoring
ed (edh...@demon.co.uk) wrote:
: I also found Bunstomper, an old DOS game that should work.
I prefer the Williams arcade classic "Robofudd: 2084." But that's neither
here nor there...
Buck McBoring
Corporate tool/World savior
http://www.amherst.edu/~adcarnev
buzzsaw
Pvt. V. Aduin wrote:
>
> Karol Burnett wrote:
> [snip]
> >
> > Danger Cow... Hmm... I can see this is going to be very effective
> > against the menace of the urban devilbunnies. Cows, being such small
> > and lithe creatures, will easily be able to pursue the evil rabbits
> > through the alleys and gardens of the city.
If you doubt the power of cows pick up wingnut games Battle Cattle and
old issues
of Man Eating Cow from New England comics.
> >
> > This excellen%%t news wil^&œÆÿ elcomed b.Ƽ»¹¦úûÍÔÔÖ#$š 4Ç»»°
> > ****** BunnyStumper Encryption V0.51 for 8088 (Oct 15, 1983) ON ******
> -*-*-*-*-*-Tightbeam to Capt. Burnett-*-*-*-*-*-
> > Is anyone out there?
> >
> > This is "Captain" Karol Burnett of the AoF (Toronto Office)
> > I need help. I've found a recruit (at last!).
> >
> Captain Burnett! I didn't know your team had gotten 'Net access! It's
> Vance Aduin! You know, Willy Aduin's boy. Willy Aduin up in Kingston!
> Alright, so I've never met you, and I don't know if you've met my dad.
> But I've heard of you. Anyhow, I'm working down south of you, in
> Pittsburgh now. What'd you need?
>
> > We are on the run, moving from house to house in the Toronto area. We
> > need a safe place to train this man, Steve Davidson. Some updated
> > hardware and supplies would be nice too; the 8088 XT is getting a
> > little heavy to move, and it takes over 2 hours to
> > BunnyStumper-encrypt a simple message.
> >
> Can't help you with the computers. We're pretty short on funds and
> equipment now. Not that we should be complaining, eh? <smile>
Short on Fudds?
>
> > The government is threatening to cut me and a lot of other people off
> > welfare, just because we've been on it for over a year.
> >
> > I believe a faction within the government, while seeming overtly
> > uncute, is actually controlled by the Bunnies. It is targeting anyone
> > who does not work a nine-to-five job, but is provided with money, such
> > as welfare or UI, to do other things. We will end up with employed
> > people working for the corporations and having no free time, plus
> > unemployed potential Fuddites with no spare money or food. All those
> > with the flexibility and resources to make effective urban Fudds are
> > being eliminated.
> >
> Not much I can help you with there. Similar problems and other factors
> have torn out most of this base's funding, and we're still working on a
> solution.
>
> > Is there a place relatively nearby we can go? I don't think my car
> > could make it to Colorado.
>
> There are some decent AoF bases that aren't too far for you. My dad has
> a small place just outside Kingston that might be a help to you, and
> there's a group in Buffalo based out of the Naval museum there. I don't
> know for sure any other locations in Canada or West New York. There's
> also Pitt here, but that might be a bit far for you. (If you decide to
> come down to the States, be careful. At last report, the buns were
> holding the Niagra Falls area.) Good luck, Sir.
>
> -*-*-*-*-*-*-Close Tightbeam and Transmit-*-*-*-*-*-*-
> > ****** BunnyStumper Encryption OFF ******
> > &©¼»¼¥¦..*%$þþéB4ÞÓ‘œ yozè}}Ê Æaa%^^%at the rural
> > population will definitely be overjoyed at your arrival.
> >
> > Captain Karol Burnett, AoF (Toronto Office)
> > "It's a Polish name. Want to make something of it?"
> > "This is the most moooving piece of news I've had for a while!"
I just hope he isn't a COWard.
gbr...@rsc.anu.edu.au
>> Have no fear, DANGER COW is here!!!
>
>
>Milk it!
For all it's worth ?
Art Black
Fourier
--
gbr...@rsc.anu.edu.au
Techbun Acorn and the Comm Tech Gang
Not exactly. Up here that describes most of the humans as well....
Techbun Acorn and the Comm Tech Gang.
Bancroft Warren GO!!!
Admiral Marlin
Buck McBoring wrote:
> ed (edh...@demon.co.uk) wrote:
>
> : I also found Bunstomper, an old DOS game that should work.
>
> I prefer the Williams arcade classic "Robofudd: 2084." But that's neither
> here nor there...
[heartyfluff] Talk about yer dead tech! Everybunny be knowing tha'
th' best game on th' market be "Jazz Jackrabbit 3-D". [whooshfromspeakers]
Arrhhh, ye lot o' stinking Fuddcops, taste th' fury o' me Rocket Propelled
SpamGrenade Launcher!
Admiral Marlin
"Hah! I ha' jest found th' Spud Chaingun. Now, tae test it on th' Attack
SaakDrones..."