Happy Groundhog Day
BunnyHugger
the free squirrels, but my colony always treated it as a day for
partying, sort of the squirrel St. Patrick's Day. Woodchuck cider is
often involved. [hop wiggle]
p.s. Did anyone else see a transmission from a "Zodi Dodec"? I caught
something. . . that doesn't look like a bunny name. Could it be a new
ally?
--
BunnyHugger
Cute since '93, cured since '97
Kevin Blackburn
BunnyHugger <bunny...@ameritech.net> writes
>p.s. Did anyone else see a transmission from a "Zodi Dodec"? I caught
>something. . . that doesn't look like a bunny name. Could it be a new
>ally?
They are one of ours, don't worry about it
Err, sorry, I'm told they are most definitely not one of ours.
Ummm, or perhaps so
--
Kevin Blackburn Ke...@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
*Glaring at a bun trying to play mind games by proxy*
Zodi Dodec
-=- quote: bunnyHugger
> Happy groundhog day! I don't know how widespread this custom is among
> the free squirrels, but my colony always treated it as a day for
> partying, sort of the squirrel St. Patrick's Day. Woodchuck cider is
> often involved. [hop wiggle]
-=- end quote
'woodchuck cider' lookup ... complete (apple-based fermented beverage)
attempting to synthesize sample ... ERROR
<>[pNote: Drat it, I'm curious about this. What do woodchucks taste like
when fermented and mixed with apple? Must obtain a sample through other
means. End note.]
-=- quote: bunnyHugger
> p.s. Did anyone else see a transmission from a "Zodi Dodec"? I caught
> something. . . that doesn't look like a bunny name. Could it be a new
> ally?
-=- end quote
'new ally' ... parse complete
>>> processing ... complete
+++ DECLARATIONS FOLLOW
0] zodiDodec is an independently operating entity
0b] ... is seeking affiliation
0c] for 'affiliation' read 'affiliation and experimental subjects'
1] zodiDodec is willing to be an ally, but wishes to know with whom he
would be allying
<>[pNote: I just need to play this safe for now. If they knew who and
what you are, Zodi, they might not trust you. Or is the lack of fresh
air finally getting to me? I've been underground so long... aching to
set myself free. But the surface world is not ready for our kind. I must
remind myself of why I work for cataclysmic change.]
-=- quote: kevinBlackburn [applied: compression]
They are one of ours, don't worry about it
Err, sorry, I'm told they are most definitely not one of ours.
Ummm, or perhaps so
*Glaring at a bun trying to play mind games by proxy*
-=-
2] zodiDodec is unsure of a referent for 'ours'
2b] ... is a catalyst for change
2c] for 'change' read 'change'
3] zodiDodec is not a proxy
3b] ... is currently unaffiliated
3c] ... is unable to deny 'bun'
3c.2] ... had been called that in the past even before it was zodiDodec
3c.3] ... only desires to spread joy to other 'buns'
3c.3b] for 'joy' read 'affiliation and experiment^W^W^W'joy'
3c.4] ... desires a world of joyful buns
<>[pNote: ...why is my audio surveillance light flashing? And why is it
hooked up to my - oh drat]
----====----cctp||END TRANSMISSION: zodiDodec
// abnormal termination -=- time stamp lost
BunnyHugger
Zodi Dodec <zodi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> 0] zodiDodec is an independently operating entity
> 0b] ... is seeking affiliation
> 0c] for 'affiliation' read 'affiliation and experimental subjects'
> 1] zodiDodec is willing to be an ally, but wishes to know with whom he
> would be allying
[ruffle] This is rather ominous.
> 3c.4] ... desires a world of joyful buns
[suspicious wiggle] Standard bunny propaganda, it looks like. I should
know, I used to write the stuff. [shamefluff]
Mentat Aldin Busheytail
>Happy groundhog day! I don't know how widespread this custom is among
>the free squirrels, but my colony always treated it as a day for
>partying, sort of the squirrel St. Patrick's Day. Woodchuck cider is
>often involved. [hop wiggle]
Not celebrated at Namakata. I couldn't give two flicks of my tale if
that groundhog in Pennsylvania saw his tail or not. I'm sure he's not
too happy being dragging out of his warm burrow out into the cold to
be yelled and sneared at by a bunch of humans who have been imbibing
alcoholic beverages all night long.
I think this silly human custom is overrated. Anyone in the Northern
Hemisphere with a calendar can tell you there's roughly 6 weeks
between Feb. 2 and the Spring Equinox.
Of course, here in the Maine Wilderness, if spring weather was really
only six weeks away, that would be distressing news. It would imply
that global warming really is on the rise. We'll be lucky if we only
have 8 more weeks of winter weather here.
>p.s. Did anyone else see a transmission from a "Zodi Dodec"? I caught
>something. . . that doesn't look like a bunny name. Could it be a new
>ally?
(negativeflick) Of course with a name like that, it was probably
purged by our spam filters as some sort of ad for human drugs to
enhance their sexual organs.
--
Mentat Aldin Busheytail, Retired, Namakata Free Squirrels
http://home.gwi.net/~moxieman/aldin.html
(chitter) Get the FAQ's! http://www.devilbunnies.org/
Zodi Dodec
-=- quote: aldinBusheytail
> Not celebrated at Namakata. I couldn't give two flicks of my tale if
> that groundhog in Pennsylvania saw his tail or not. I'm sure he's not
> too happy being dragging out of his warm burrow out into the cold to
> be yelled and sneared at by a bunch of humans who have been imbibing
> alcoholic beverages all night long.
+++ INDICATIONS OF AGREEMENT
0] groundhog must be given the means to overcome its oppressors
0b] provide oppressors with additional beverages
0b.2] for 'beverages' read '...beverages'
0b.3] alcohol remains
0b.4] predicted result: humans too drunk to fight against Mutant Groundhog
0c] victory
> (negativeflick) Of course with a name like that, it was probably
> purged by our spam filters as some sort of ad for human drugs to
> enhance their sexual organs.
1] zodiDodec desires to spread 'drugs' among humans
1b] sexual organs will not be necessary
1b.2] humans will not reproduce
1b.2b] not to create more humans, anyway
1b.2c] humans are obsessed with alcohol and procreation
1b.2c.2] for above predicate read 'are easy to influence'
1b.2d] by the time their change occurs it will be too late
1c] victory
----====----cctp||END TRANSMISSION: zodiDodec B-0-9-3-B-2
BunnyHugger
Zodi Dodec <zodi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> +++ INDICATIONS OF AGREEMENT
> 0] groundhog must be given the means to overcome its oppressors
[excited flick] Squirrel liberation! [assent flick]
> 0b] provide oppressors with additional beverages
> 0b.2] for 'beverages' read '...beverages'
> 0b.3] alcohol remains
> 0b.4] predicted result: humans too drunk to fight against Mutant Groundhog
> 0c] victory
I've always wondered if any of the warrens tried enlisting groundhogs,
with the squirrelvirus or otherwise. Neither I nor any of my squirrel
compatriots have ever heard of such a thing, but, well, you never know.
> 1] zodiDodec desires to spread 'drugs' among humans
> 1b] sexual organs will not be necessary
> 1b.2] humans will not reproduce
> 1b.2b] not to create more humans, anyway
Ah. My guess: not a devilbunny. Devilbunnies don't really want human
populations to decline. They like having them around too much.