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Onideus Mad Hatter
*REALLY* funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
ED article.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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FrozenNorth
> At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
> *REALLY* funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
> remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
> anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
> posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
> ED article.
>
Erectile Dysfunction?
;-)
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Onideus Mad Hatter
LOL, well that's one way of describing ED, or Speshul ED as I often
liak to call it.
FrozenNorth
> On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:45:26 -0500, FrozenNorth
> <frozenn...@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>>> *REALLY* funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>>> remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>>> anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>>> posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>>> ED article.
>>>
>>Erectile Dysfunction?
>>;-)
>
> LOL, well that's one way of describing ED, or Speshul ED as I often
> liak to call it.
>
Actually, I vaguely remember what you are talking about, I think it was
around the time frame when 2600 was experiencing an unusual number of
x-posts about 5 or 6 months ago, it might have been Rhonda, but don't quote
me on that.
I can't be arsed to go look for it though.
Wavy G
"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>*REALLY* funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>ED article.
It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
Way to turn a new leaf!
Love,
Wavy G
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Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
>
>>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>>*REALLY* funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>>ED article.
>
>It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
>Way to turn a new leaf!
Oh I did, I just pretended I didn't, it's kind of necesary if you want
the game to actually continue.
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
>
>>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>>*REALLY* funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>>ED article.
>
>It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
>Way to turn a new leaf!
I found it!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en
Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3
...which actually was pretty lame to be honest.
Veronica Karlsson
Eating Disorder?
;-)
Kudish the bombastic penguin-thumper
physician's mind to help that man to his grave immediately, ye
maundered:
>> Erectile Dysfunction?
>> ;-)
>
> Eating Disorder?
> ;-)
In your case, what's the difference?
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knoxy
use...@backwater-productions.net says...
> On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:39:11 -0500, Wavy G <godsspe...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
> >
> >>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
> >>*REALLY* funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
> >>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
> >>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
> >>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
> >>ED article.
> >
> >It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
> >Way to turn a new leaf!
>
> I found it!
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en
>
> Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one:
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3
>
> ...which actually was pretty lame to be honest.
>
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Onideus Mad Hatter
>In article <qkg3k4pteafetvca3...@4ax.com>,
>use...@backwater-productions.net says...
>> On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:39:11 -0500, Wavy G <godsspe...@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
>> >
>> >>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>> >>*REALLY* funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>> >>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>> >>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>> >>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>> >>ED article.
>> >
>> >It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
>> >Way to turn a new leaf!
>>
>> I found it!
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en
>>
>> Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one:
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3
>>
>> ...which actually was pretty lame to be honest.
>>
>Jade and Daedalus is the same person.
Uh, isn't that what I said?
knoxy
use...@backwater-productions.net says...
> On Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:18:18 -0000, knoxy <kn...@post.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <qkg3k4pteafetvca3...@4ax.com>,
> >use...@backwater-productions.net says...
> >> On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:39:11 -0500, Wavy G <godsspe...@gmail.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
> >> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
> >> >
> >> >>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
> >> >>*REALLY* funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
> >> >>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
> >> >>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
> >> >>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
> >> >>ED article.
> >> >
> >> >It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
> >> >Way to turn a new leaf!
> >>
> >> I found it!
> >>
> >> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en
> >>
> >> Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one:
> >> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3
> >>
> >> ...which actually was pretty lame to be honest.
> >>
> >Jade and Daedalus is the same person.
>
> Uh, isn't that what I said?
>
"Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one"
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Onideus Mad Hatter
Uh, yeah, Daedalus/Jade did this one:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3
Daedalus/Jade DID NOT do this one:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en
o_O
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Wavy G
Yeah, not that I want to agree with a no-talent, self-obsessed troll
(other than myself, LOL?), but I know what he was *trying* to say. He
just needs a little help with his punctuation. (I absolutely detest
that "joining two separate sentences with a comma" thing.)
Yo, Hatter! It's called a semi-colon; look into it!
HTH
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
A semi-colon wasn't necessary, the point of confusion came from the
person having essentially two names and then using both names
interchangeably through the discussion.
Wavy G
Yes it was, fuckhead. Learn to write, or I'm revoking your right to
insult people on the Internet.
>the point of confusion came from the
>person having essentially two names and then using both names
>interchangeably through the discussion.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>Ye<COCK SLAP>
This is me, fucking your mouth shut.
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> At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
> *REALLY* funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
> remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
> anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
> posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
> ED article.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm � x �