Re: Flash - Absolutely Fuckin Stupid, Just Like The People Who Embrace It
Onideus Mad Hatter
<ic9b...@sneakemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>PerfectReign wrote:
>>> Especially if the designer can't the fuck see *WHY* you would
>>> want/need to print a website anyway...I mean...who the fuck does that?
>>
>> Well...
>>
>> ...there are instances.
>>
>> I occasionally print out receipts and shit to PDF for archival.
>
>Nah, you don't need to print a receipt. That's crazy talk.
>
>>> Why the fuck would you do that? I mean if you wanted to show someone
>>> the site you wouldn't print it the fuck off and send it to them via
>>> snail mail...well unless you're a retard I guess.
>>
>> For the most part, true.
>
>If the site is all (or mostly) Flash, you can't even e-mail them a URL
>to a specific pa<WHACK!>
Well, actually stupid, YOU CAN! Once again we have a case of a RETARD
blaming the technology rather than those like himself who don't know
how to use it. It's ~very~ easy to use URI variables that can be
thrown into the link which can be picked up by the Flash coding and
then setup to respond accordingly with whatever content has been
requested.
Look, Dumbfuck, LOOK:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/?&loc=our
WOAH!
That's just fuckin amazing innt?
Or how about this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/?&loc=video
Or this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/?&loc=services
LOL, you stupid DUMBFUCK!
Although ultimately that's only ~really~ needed on sites with hundreds
and thousands of different page links and forms, like blogs and news
sites. For small sites like my Backwater site it's not something
that's absolutely necessary given that there are only 9 main sections
to really link to, but I went ahead and set it up like that anyway
just so I could have the pleasurable satisfaction of bitch slapping
mouthy little retarded fuckjobs like yourself, Pissy Mc'Dumbfuck.
--
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http://www.uncensored-inter.net
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-------------
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Onideus Mad Hatter
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>Well, actually stupid, YOU CAN! Once again we have a case of a RETARD
>blaming the technology rather than those like himself who don't know
>how to use it. It's ~very~ easy to use URI variables that can be
>thrown into the link which can be picked up by the Flash coding and
>then setup to respond accordingly with whatever content has been
>requested.
>
>Look, Dumbfuck, LOOK:
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/?&loc=our
>
>WOAH!
>
>That's just fuckin amazing innt?
>
>Or how about this:
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/?&loc=video
>
>Or this:
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/?&loc=services
>
>LOL, you stupid DUMBFUCK!
>
>Although ultimately that's only ~really~ needed on sites with hundreds
>and thousands of different page links and forms, like blogs and news
>sites. For small sites like my Backwater site it's not something
>that's absolutely necessary given that there are only 9 main sections
>to really link to, but I went ahead and set it up like that anyway
>just so I could have the pleasurable satisfaction of bitch slapping
>mouthy little retarded fuckjobs like yourself, Pissy Mc'Dumbfuck.
...and it looks like he's down for the count. *sigh* So
disapointing. I was really hoping he was going to last longer. I
guess it's partially my own fault for ending him so quickly, I could
have done him up slower...savored the kill so to speak. I didn't even
get to break out any of my other little examples and toys...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Education_-_Trans.html
Hell I didn't even get a chance to post my wonderful list 'o twenty!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/a67c11fd0482e8b4
....oh well. *shrugs*
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Dimitri
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>some people never change.....
...yes, yes I will never be able to take the Interwebs as ~seriously~
as you apparently do...who ever the hell you are... *shrugs*
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Bill Palmer
wrote in Message id:
<37d1da95-8604-4f51...@f4g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>:
>some people never change.....
Not entirely true. His mother still changes his diaper.
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
Only in your wildest homoerotic fantasies, Billy Boi. Get yer damn
hands outta yer pants, ya fuckin freak!
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
> some people never change.....
Yo Dimitri. Glad to see you back in these parts. Where are you now
days? All's well here in North Cackilacky. Except for that old bank
issue, Charlotte is staying above water.
Yea, the Sophomore is still a sophomore with his childish behavior and
fraudulent claims. Did you know he's an inventor, author,
photographer, copy writer as well as a god level designer. Such great
entertainment.
Stay around!
Drew
PerfectReign
> On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:57:26 -0500, Bill Palmer <Bi...@none.nul>
> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:31:15 -0800 (PST) Dimitri <max...@verizon.net>
>>wrote in Message id:
>><37d1da95-8604-4f51...@f4g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>:
>>
>>>some people never change.....
>>
>>Not entirely true. His mother still changes his diaper.
>
> Only in your wildest homoerotic fantasies, Billy Boi. Get yer damn
> hands outta yer pants, ya fuckin freak!
Yeah, I think he changes his own.
--
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Clean out a corner of your mind and creativity will instantly fill it. - Dee
Hock
Menjy
foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>Interwebs
Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunski, would you?
--
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http://www.reikanido.com/iacw
It exists. Thanks, Bozo.
"Did you graduate college? Have you even gone to college? Cause I've done
both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting
all upset when I am proving how intelligent."
Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in
<47f18696$0$16691$4c36...@roadrunner.com>
"I make over a $100 a day"
Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary
Raoul Xemblinosky, MD
>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
>foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
>advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
>plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
>polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
>physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>
>>Interwebs
>
>Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunski, would you?
Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunsky, would you?
---
Behold the .sig file of His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12
http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky
http://memweb.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq
metro-golden-meower
<saint...@catholic.org> wrote:
>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>
>>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
>>foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
>>advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
>>plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
>>polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
>>physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>
>>>Interwebs
>>
>>Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunski, would you?
>
>Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunsky, would you?
after 12 years or so of saying that and it not working, why would
anyone think it'd suddenly happen now?
The 2-Belo
has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>
>>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
>>foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
>>advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
>>plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
>>polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
>>physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>
>>>Interwebs
>>
>>Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunski, would you?
>
>Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunsky, would you?
Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunske, would you?
--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meow a brimful of asha on a 45 meow
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
"I must have been looking at that TV, unblinking, for over an hour
but I still couldn't believe it. They suspected the sons of bitches
had smuggled battle-level Pokemon past security, concealing them on
their bodies before sending them out and taking over the cockpit. But
it was the footage of Ground Zero that really ate at you. Firemen and
rescue worker Machokes digging through the rubble, uncovering moun-
tains of bodies. 'Joy' Nurses and Chanseys running among the wounded,
who took up entire school cafeterias. I'll never forget the image of
one little girl, sobbing uncontrollably, holding her baby Charmander
to her chest and trying to reignite its tail with a fucking lighter."
-- poster on 4chan, in a thread about Pokemon in World History
Dead Kitten
> On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:47:45 -0500, "Raoul Xemblinosky, MD"
> <saint...@catholic.org> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>
>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
>>> foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
>>> advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
>>> plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
>>> polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
>>> physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>
>>>> Interwebs
>>> Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunski, would you?
>> Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunsky, would you?
>
> after 12 years or so of saying that and it not working, why would
> anyone think it'd suddenly happen now?
If he's been saying that for "12 years or so" then why is it only in the
Google archives one time?
Results 1 - 1 of about 1 for "Be a good chap and shut the fuck up,
Ludbunsky, would you?"
§ñühw¤£f
> On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:47:45 -0500, "Raoul Xemblinosky, MD"
> <saint...@catholic.org> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>
>>>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
> purloined
>>>foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen
> incendiary
>>>advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado,
> wanker,
>>>plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public
> whistler,
>>>polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure,
> research
>>>physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble
> spankard wrote:
>>>
>>>>Interwebs
>>>
>>>Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunski, would you?
>>
>>Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunsky, would you?
>
> after 12 years or so of saying that and it not working, why would
> anyone think it'd suddenly happen now?
>
--
Last night while sitting in my chair
I pinged a host that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
The host resolved to NSA.
The 2-Belo
exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>metro-golden-meower wrote:
The proper phrase is typically:
Results 1 - 10 of about 695 for shut the fuck up, ludbunski.
(Results 1 - 10 of about 1,140 for ludbunski.)
Onideus Mad Hatter
>B<COCK SLAP>
So you say you want to suck my cock, eh bitch?
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
metro-golden-meower
that would be because you are a retard who doesn't know what to search
on, spankard. anyway, when'd you grow a new pair of balls so you could
reply to me after i nailed your sorry arse to the wall last week? i
still haven't seen you post any proof or retract your claim.
metro-golden-meower
wrote:
>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:47:45 -0500, "Raoul Xemblinosky, MD"
>> <saint...@catholic.org> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
>> purloined
>>>>foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen
>> incendiary
>>>>advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado,
>> wanker,
>>>>plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public
>> whistler,
>>>>polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure,
>> research
>>>>physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble
>> spankard wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Interwebs
>>>>
>>>>Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunski, would you?
>>>
>>>Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunsky, would you?
>>
>> after 12 years or so of saying that and it not working, why would
>> anyone think it'd suddenly happen now?
>>
>MY ASS IS CHAPPED AND I BLAME THAT FUCKER LUDBUNSKY!
i just couldn't bring myself to post the reply i was going to make to
that. it was just so wrong.
metro-golden-meower
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>
>>B<COCK SLAP>
>
>So you say you want to suck my cock, eh bitch?
i see the gay fantasy channel has a new host. what's the pay like,
matt?
> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm น x น
Dead Kitten
> On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:25:48 -0600, Dead Kitten
> <ic9b...@sneakemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:47:45 -0500, "Raoul Xemblinosky, MD"
>>> <saint...@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
>>>>> foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
>>>>> advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
>>>>> plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
>>>>> polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
>>>>> physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Interwebs
>>>>> Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunski, would you?
>>>> Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunsky, would you?
>>> after 12 years or so of saying that and it not working, why would
>>> anyone think it'd suddenly happen now?
>> If he's been saying that for "12 years or so" then why is it only in the
>> Google archives one time?
>
> that would be because you are a retard who doesn't know what to search
> on
Nice backpedal attempt, failure.
§ñühw¤£f
Its an easy target...set up for a faglame :)
Your restraint, while misplaced, is noted.
The 2-Belo
has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:34:41 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>
>>>B<COCK SLAP>
>>
>>So you say you want to suck my cock, eh bitch?
>
>i see the gay fantasy channel has a new host. what's the pay like,
>matt?
This is one of the wonderfully mysterious things about Internet losers: They
nearly always fail to realize that the statement "Suck my dick, you fag!" is
inherently contradictory. In Ludbunski's case, the more he uses this tactic, the
less it appears an assertion of dominance and intention to humiliate... and the
more it starts to sound like he's just itching to get blown by a dude.
--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meow a brimful of asha on a 45 meow
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
"I see Kennedy has changed his position on offshore drilling."
- Senator Howell Heflin, after seeing a photo in the National Enquirer
of Ted Kennedy on top of a woman in a boat
Raoul Xemblinosky, MD
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that metro-golden-meower
>has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>>On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:34:41 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>>B<COCK SLAP>
>>>
>>>So you say you want to suck my cock, eh bitch?
>>
>>i see the gay fantasy channel has a new host. what's the pay like,
>>matt?
>
>This is one of the wonderfully mysterious things about Internet losers: They
>nearly always fail to realize that the statement "Suck my dick, you fag!" is
>inherently contradictory. In Ludbunski's case, the more he uses this tactic, the
>less it appears an assertion of dominance and intention to humiliate... and the
>more it starts to sound like he's just itching to get blown by a dude.
He's been blacklisted from the Larry Craig memorial bathroom at MSP.
Onideus Mad Hatter
<metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:34:41 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>
>>>B<COCK SLAP>
>>
>>So you say you want to suck my cock, eh bitch?
>
>i see the gay fantasy channel has a new host. what's the pay like,
>matt?
Uh...who the hell are you talking to? LOL, fuckin dipshits can't even
tell when they've been put under the care of my little cock slapping,
adult babysitting bot. It really is too bad you're so pathetic that
you can't manage to deserve any more of my attention than that,
but...oh well.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
Rebecca Ore
"Raoul Xemblinosky, MD" <saint...@catholic.org> wrote:
> On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 11:10:39 +0900, The 2-Belo
> <the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
> >We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that
> >metro-golden-meower
> >has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> >
> >>On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:34:41 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> >><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >>
> >>>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>B<COCK SLAP>
> >>>
> >>>So you say you want to suck my cock, eh bitch?
> >>
> >>i see the gay fantasy channel has a new host. what's the pay like,
> >>matt?
> >
> >This is one of the wonderfully mysterious things about Internet losers: They
> >nearly always fail to realize that the statement "Suck my dick, you fag!" is
> >inherently contradictory. In Ludbunski's case, the more he uses this tactic,
> >the
> >less it appears an assertion of dominance and intention to humiliate... and
> >the
> >more it starts to sound like he's just itching to get blown by a dude.
>
> He's been blacklisted from the Larry Craig memorial bathroom at MSP.
>
His cock bot gets more action than he does.
metro-golden-meower
<ic9b...@sneakemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:25:48 -0600, Dead Kitten
>> <ic9b...@sneakemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:47:45 -0500, "Raoul Xemblinosky, MD"
>>>> <saint...@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
>>>>>> foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
>>>>>> advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
>>>>>> plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
>>>>>> polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
>>>>>> physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Interwebs
>>>>>> Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunski, would you?
>>>>> Be a good chap and shut the fuck up, Ludbunsky, would you?
>>>> after 12 years or so of saying that and it not working, why would
>>>> anyone think it'd suddenly happen now?
>>> If he's been saying that for "12 years or so" then why is it only in the
>>> Google archives one time?
>>
>> that would be because you are a retard who doesn't know what to search
>> on
>
>Nice backpedal attempt, failure.
how am i backpeddling? it isn't my fault you don't know how to search
for 'shut the fuck up, ludbunkski'. anyways. what does it matter to
you how long he's been told to shut the fuck up? are you his first and
only fan and protector?
metro-golden-meower
wrote:
>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> On Mon, 9 Mar 2009 15:22:30 -0700, §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@yahoo.com>
shite. that's twice i've been noted in one day. it happend in ash as
well!
metro-golden-meower
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that metro-golden-meower
>has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>>On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:34:41 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>>B<COCK SLAP>
>>>
>>>So you say you want to suck my cock, eh bitch?
>>
>>i see the gay fantasy channel has a new host. what's the pay like,
>>matt?
>
>This is one of the wonderfully mysterious things about Internet losers: They
>nearly always fail to realize that the statement "Suck my dick, you fag!" is
>inherently contradictory. In Ludbunski's case, the more he uses this tactic, the
>less it appears an assertion of dominance and intention to humiliate... and the
>more it starts to sound like he's just itching to get blown by a dude.
i've had the susspicion for a long time he's rather needy and
desperate. nuff said i think.
Onideus Mad Hatter
Sorry Downs, but I don't swing that way and this sure the fuck ain't a
personals site, so you'll have to look for "domestic partners"
elsewhere. LOL
Dead Kitten
Holy shit, you're a moron.
> it isn't my fault you don't know how to search
> for 'shut the fuck up, ludbunkski'.
I searched for what you said he's been saying for 12 years. I got
exactly one result. You'd think the archives would have caught more
than that over the course of more than a decade.
> anyways.
Anyone ever tell you that you have the written communication skills of a
fucking 8 year old? Because you do.
metro-golden-meower
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:31:59 +0000, metro-golden-meower
><metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:34:41 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>>B<COCK SLAP>
>>>
>>>So you say you want to suck my cock, eh bitch?
>>
>>i see the gay fantasy channel has a new host. what's the pay like,
>>matt?
>
>Uh...who the hell are you talking to? LOL, fuckin dipshits can't even
>tell when they've been put under the care of my little cock slapping,
>adult babysitting bot. It really is too bad you're so pathetic that
>you can't manage to deserve any more of my attention than that,
>but...oh well.
what can i say but 'Uh...who the hell are you talking to?'
> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm น x น
§ñühw¤£f
DUH
>> anyways.
>
> Anyone ever tell you that you have the written communication skills of
> a
> fucking 8 year old? Because you do.
I bet you say that to all the Little Victims you groom on p3d0-n3t,
k1dd13 d1dL3r.
§ñühw¤£f
If you get a third write-up we put you on administrative leave...with
pay of course, but still.
Onideus Mad Hatter
<metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:59:14 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:31:59 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>><metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:34:41 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>B<COCK SLAP>
>>>>
>>>>So you say you want to suck my cock, eh bitch?
>>>
>>>i see the gay fantasy channel has a new host. what's the pay like,
>>>matt?
>>
>>Uh...who the hell are you talking to? LOL, fuckin dipshits can't even
>>tell when they've been put under the care of my little cock slapping,
>>adult babysitting bot. It really is too bad you're so pathetic that
>>you can't manage to deserve any more of my attention than that,
>>but...oh well.
>
>what can i say but 'Uh...who the hell are you talking to?'
LOL, do you really think it matters whether or not you actually even
read my posts? *snicker* You certainly are high on yourself, aren't
you?
metro-golden-meower
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:38:29 +0000, metro-golden-meower
><metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:59:14 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:31:59 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>>><metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:34:41 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>B<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>>So you say you want to suck my cock, eh bitch?
>>>>
>>>>i see the gay fantasy channel has a new host. what's the pay like,
>>>>matt?
>>>
>>>Uh...who the hell are you talking to? LOL, fuckin dipshits can't even
>>>tell when they've been put under the care of my little cock slapping,
>>>adult babysitting bot. It really is too bad you're so pathetic that
>>>you can't manage to deserve any more of my attention than that,
>>>but...oh well.
>>
>>what can i say but 'Uh...who the hell are you talking to?'
>
>LOL, do you really think it matters whether or not you actually even
>read my posts? *snicker*
i read what i want to read, even if it is the homoerotic rantings of
an idiot and closset homosexual in denial. *marsbar*
> You certainly are high on yourself, aren't
>you?
that must be one of the biggest pkb's you've ever posted. i'm
supprized your news reader didn't choke to death trying to send it.
> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ą x ą
metro-golden-meower
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:36:14 +0000, metro-golden-meower
><metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 11:10:39 +0900, The 2-Belo
>><the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that metro-golden-meower
>>>has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:34:41 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>B<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>>So you say you want to suck my cock, eh bitch?
>>>>
>>>>i see the gay fantasy channel has a new host. what's the pay like,
>>>>matt?
>>>
>>>This is one of the wonderfully mysterious things about Internet losers: They
>>>nearly always fail to realize that the statement "Suck my dick, you fag!" is
>>>inherently contradictory. In Ludbunski's case, the more he uses this tactic, the
>>>less it appears an assertion of dominance and intention to humiliate... and the
>>>more it starts to sound like he's just itching to get blown by a dude.
>>
>>i've had the susspicion for a long time he's rather needy and
>>desperate. nuff said i think.
>
>Sorry Downs, but I don't swing that way and this sure the fuck ain't a
>personals site, so you'll have to look for "domestic partners"
>elsewhere. LOL
i have to agree. with all the '<cockslapping>' you do, you obviously
like the direct approach to find a boyfriend. have you found that
special someone yet, matt?
> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ą x ą
metro-golden-meower
wrote:
with the kind of reputation i seem to have... it looks like i'm right
up shite creek without a paddle.
metro-golden-meower
<ic9b...@sneakemail.com.invalid> wrote:
realy? groups.google says that you are. read on.
>> it isn't my fault you don't know how to search
>> for 'shut the fuck up, ludbunkski'.
>
>I searched for what you said he's been saying for 12 years. I got
>exactly one result. You'd think the archives would have caught more
>than that over the course of more than a decade.
bare in mind groups google is renound for being a bag of shite and its
missing fuckloads of posts like my piss take of sock abuzing fucktards
with my classic 'sock club' parrody of fight club. but still, there is
more than enough evidence to prove he's been told to shut the fuck up
for years.
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?q=shut+the+fuck+up%2C+ludbunski.
<space so the k00ky kat can backpeddle out of it and claim that isn't
the same as what i originaly said because he doesn't understand the
concept of the spirit of something>
</space so the k00ky kat can backpeddle out of it and claim that isn't
the same as what i originaly said because he doesn't understand the
concept of the spirit of something>
>> anyways.
>
>Anyone ever tell you that you have the written communication skills of a
>fucking 8 year old? Because you do.
hah! hah! spanky. i iz only 8 years ol' and i get more pussy than you
and you are a pussy!
Onideus Mad Hatter
<metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>i ha<COCK SLAP>
What did you say, Girly Bitch? I couldn't hear you with my cock all
up in your mouth like that.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Onideus Mad Hatter
<metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>LOL, do you really think it matters whether or not you actually even
>>read my posts? *snicker*
>i read what i want to read, even if it is the homoerotic rantings of
>an idiot and closset homosexual in denial. *marsbar*
This from the retard who follows me all over Usenet wanting to suck my
cock.
>> You certainly are high on yourself, aren't
>>you?
>that must be one of the biggest pkb's y<COCK SLAP>
Oh look at that, yet *ANOTHER* PKB lame from you. Tsch, tsch,
tsch...you really are a failure at this. Then again, I think we both
know you're doing it on purpose, because you *WANT* to suck cock,
don't you? Deep down inside you *KNOW* yer a pussy, you *KNOW* yer
just a worthless little strumpet of a whore, a woman trapped in a fags
body desperate to get out. Don't worry bitch, I'll make a woman out
of you yet. *unzips* Get to suckin!
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
§ñühw¤£f
We've deleted the vandalism on your corporate-hosted home page.
Pleasc change your password to mgm5u(|<20r2.
TIA
metro-golden-meower
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>On Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:56:27 +0000, metro-golden-meower
><metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>
>>>LOL, do you really think it matters whether or not you actually even
>>>read my posts? *snicker*
>
>>i read what i want to read, even if it is the homoerotic rantings of
>>an idiot and closset homosexual in denial. *marsbar*
>
>This from the retard who follows me all over Usenet wanting to suck my
>cock.
seeing as you xpost most of the shite you post to the flonk, that
above claim makes less sence than you normaly do.
>>> You certainly are high on yourself, aren't
>>>you?
>
>>that must be one of the biggest pkb's y<COCK SLAP>
<loud sounds of cock being slapped by a pro and me groaning followed
by me bukacking matt>
i feel so diry now. no amount of washing and scrubbing will make me
feel clean after being handjob raped by mathew moulton.
>Oh look at that, yet *ANOTHER* PKB lame from you. Tsch, tsch,
>tsch...you really are a failure at this. Then again, I think we both
>know you're doing it on purpose, because you *WANT* to suck cock,
>don't you? Deep down inside you *KNOW* yer a pussy, you *KNOW* yer
>just a worthless little strumpet of a whore, a woman trapped in a fags
>body desperate to get out. Don't worry bitch, I'll make a woman out
>of you yet. *unzips* Get to suckin!
i'm sorry. could you whipe the cum off your face as its distracting me
from whatever it is you are trying to say. there's a good girl.
> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ą x ą
metro-golden-meower
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
for that to happen it would require two things. first. you'd need a
penis extension and second. you'd need to have your girth increased so
it no longer made a needle look like it should spend some time at
weight wachers.
btw did you know your gym has cctv watching you in the changing room?
from what i've seen of the footage so far, it seems you've already
done something about the above mentioned.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McQZiWRPZMA
i guess a pencil dick is a step up from your former needle dick and
you did get more girth.
i also notice you are unequivocaly straight as a die after watching
this cctv footage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAosigLfRI&feature=related
ah
metro-golden-meower
after making matilda look like a glazed donut. i don't fancy your idea
much.
John "C"
"metro-golden-meower" <metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote in message
news:e9u1s45sbgjuisag6...@4ax.com...
Art Deco says that Old "ah" is good fer a "Blow Job"...
--
HJ
metro-golden-meower
you seem awfully up on this. would you like to stand there watching and having a wank at the same time?
John "C"
I guess that I'm not coordinated enough to stand and wank at the same
time.....do they teach you kids that in public school in OZ ?? What
does one have to do in order to get extra credit ??
metro-golden-meower
i wouldn't know what they learn in oz? oz to me is just another colony like the us of a, canada and newzealand etc.
ah
metro-golden-meower
i'm innocent. its all matildas doing.
ah
right, right, right
>
>>> i don't fancy your idea much.
>>
>>Gowan...
>
--
ah
Veronica Karlsson
usenet groups:
"alt.fan.karl.malden-nose"'
:-O
metro-golden-meower wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
[...]
> >>i ha<COCK SLAP>
> >
> >What did you say, Girly Bitch? I couldn't hear you with my cock all
> >up in your mouth like that.
>
> for that to happen it would require two things. first. you'd need a
> penis extension and second. you'd need to have your girth increased so
> it no longer made a needle look like it should spend some time at
> weight wachers.
The difference in originality between the two comments above... quite
a contrast.
Dead Kitten
> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> [...]
>>>> i ha<COCK SLAP>
>>> What did you say, Girly Bitch? I couldn't hear you with my cock all
>>> up in your mouth like that.
>> for that to happen it would require two things. first. you'd need a
>> penis extension and second. you'd need to have your girth increased so
>> it no longer made a needle look like it should spend some time at
>> weight wachers.
>
> The difference in originality between the two comments above... quite
> a contrast.
I'm sure metrosexual-golden-shower appreciates the free hand job,
dearie, but it just won't be complete until you follow up with some lame
ASCII art.
Veronica Karlsson
You're just trying to troll me into making a Dead Kitten sig for you.
mimus
> 'Google Groups does not currently support posting to the following
> usenet groups:
> "alt.fan.karl.malden-nose"'
>
> :-O
BASTARDS
--
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smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
It is usual on these occasions to make a great vapouring
about honour and conscience: but as those words are now
generally acknowledged to be utterly destitute of meaning,
I have too much respect for your understanding to say any
thing about them.
< Peacock
я黨wぃf
pile of<9418c077-d04b-4ddb-9430-
232146...@c36g2000yqn.googlegroups.com>:
THis one took ten seconds...that about suits the level of effort DK
deserves...
\/__\/
0 \
Get it? its a stick-cat-thing lying on its back :)
I hace good 5|<1LL2...
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/:/ / \:\__\ \::/ / \:\__\
Veronica Karlsson
Yes you do! A good sig isn't just about making pretty pictures, it's
also about illustrating the personality of the person the sig is
for...
Bob Larter
Or the lack of personality, as the case may be.
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. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
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---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------
spooge
0237-4eac-991...@33g2000yqm.googlegroups.com:
> 'Google Groups does not currently support posting to the following
> usenet groups:
> "alt.fan.karl.malden-nose"'
>
>:-O
The bastiges. No post is complete if it doesn't have the Nose in the
groups. Aren't the folks at Google the ones who were up in arms about
China blocking their content because that was censorship?
> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> [...]
>> >>i ha<COCK SLAP>
>> >
>> >What did you say, Girly Bitch? I couldn't hear you with my cock all
>> >up in your mouth like that.
>>
>> for that to happen it would require two things. first. you'd need a
>> penis extension and second. you'd need to have your girth increased so
>> it no longer made a needle look like it should spend some time at
>> weight wachers.
>
> The difference in originality between the two comments above... quite
> a contrast.
You know that the wrong one will think he's been complimented, don't you?
--
Let me say
Pepsi Generation
A few lines
Of misinformation
Watch your money
Flow away oh so quick
To kill yourself properly,
Coke is it
Veronica Karlsson
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>
> > 'Google Groups does not currently support posting to the following
> > usenet groups:
> > "alt.fan.karl.malden-nose"'
>
> >:-O
>
> The bastiges. No post is complete if it doesn't have the Nose in the
> groups. Aren't the folks at Google the ones who were up in arms about
> China blocking their content because that was censorship?
>
> > metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> > [...]
> >> >>i ha<COCK SLAP>
>
> >> >What did you say, Girly Bitch? I couldn't hear you with my cock all
> >> >up in your mouth like that.
>
> >> for that to happen it would require two things. first. you'd need a
> >> penis extension and second. you'd need to have your girth increased so
> >> it no longer made a needle look like it should spend some time at
> >> weight wachers.
>
> > The difference in originality between the two comments above... quite
> > a contrast.
>
> You know that the wrong one will think he's been complimented, don't you?
I know that the predictable one will behave in a predictable way, yes.
Veronica Karlsson
wrote:
[Hmmm... it let me send that! WITH Nose!!!]
Veronica Karlsson
[Aha! "karl-malden.nose" != "karl.malden-nose"!!! :-D ]
я黨wぃf
of<49c9832f$1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
Then they should HAVE NO SIG.
Yeah...
Dead Kitten
Mission accomplished.
metro-golden-meower
ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for tuning in for todays edge of your seat episode of the long running usenet comic soap
opera matthew moulton: a strap on cock slap to far. in todays exciting episode we'll see what original reply matt will post
now its been brough to his attention he has had the piss well and truely taken out of him. i bet you're all waiting with
baited breath waiting for his outrageously and timeless classic catch phrase. we all know what that is, don't we. now without
further ado, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeres mr moulton:
On Sat, 14 Mar 2009 09:04:24 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>On Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:58:48 +0000, metro-golden-meower
><metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:03:05 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:36:14 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>>><metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 11:10:39 +0900, The 2-Belo
>>>><the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that metro-golden-meower
>>>>>has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:34:41 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:40:43 +0100, 'Menjy' <Me...@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>B<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>So you say you want to suck my cock, eh bitch?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>i see the gay fantasy channel has a new host. what's the pay like,
>>>>>>matt?
>>>>>
>>>>>This is one of the wonderfully mysterious things about Internet losers: They
>>>>>nearly always fail to realize that the statement "Suck my dick, you fag!" is
>>>>>inherently contradictory. In Ludbunski's case, the more he uses this tactic, the
>>>>>less it appears an assertion of dominance and intention to humiliate... and the
>>>>>more it starts to sound like he's just itching to get blown by a dude.
>>>>
>>>>i've had the susspicion for a long time he's rather needy and
>>>>desperate. nuff said i think.
>>>
>>>Sorry Downs, but I don't swing that way and this sure the fuck ain't a
>>>personals site, so you'll have to look for "domestic partners"
>>>elsewhere. LOL
>>
>>i ha<COCK SLAP>
>
>What did you say, Girly Bitch? I couldn't hear you with my cock all
>up in your mouth like that.
for that to happen it would require two things. first. you'd need a penis extension and second. you'd need to have your girth
increased so it no longer made a needle look like it should spend some time at weight wachers.
btw did you know your gym has cctv watching you in the changing room? from what i've seen of the footage so far, it seems
Veronica Karlsson
Does that mean you'll go away now?
Dead Kitten
> ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for tuning in for todays edge of your seat episode of the long running usenet comic soap
> opera matthew moulton: a strap on cock slap to far. in todays exciting episode we'll see what original reply matt will post
> now its been brough to his attention he has had the piss well and truely taken out of him. i bet you're all waiting with
> baited breath waiting for his outrageously and timeless classic catch phrase. we all know what that is, don't we. now without
That was stupid.
And it's goddamn pathetic that you now have to openly BEG for responses.
Dead Kitten
Show us your tits first.
Veronica Karlsson
I would, but I think google would turn my self portrait into a picasso.
я黨wぃf
pile of<7cfe83d9-638b-4eb2-963b-
1be4e9...@y9g2000yqg.googlegroups.com>:
=(.)(.)=
\ /
/V \
VIOLA!
King John I of AUK
"я黨wぃf" <snuh...@netscape.net> wrote in message
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Is the "V" your mouth or your Pussy ??
Oh, I'm sorry, they are "one in the same" !!
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KJ
King John I of AUK
"MillerT" <this...@isamunge.com> wrote in message
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> On 3/26/09 11:02 AM, in article
That's Wolfus-Puss=====> No Balls !!
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metro-golden-meower
>'Google Groups does not currently support posting to the following
>usenet groups:
>"alt.fan.karl.malden-nose"'
>
>:-O
i fuxed up when i did the original x-post line.
>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>[...]
>> >>i ha<COCK SLAP>
>> >
>> >What did you say, Girly Bitch? I couldn't hear you with my cock all
>> >up in your mouth like that.
>>
>> for that to happen it would require two things. first. you'd need a
>> penis extension and second. you'd need to have your girth increased so
>> it no longer made a needle look like it should spend some time at
>> weight wachers.
>
>The difference in originality between the two comments above... quite
>a contrast.
<bows and waves at audience and basks in the glory that matilda can only ever dream off recieving>
metro-golden-meower
i don't know which is more sad, the fact that matilda moulton thinks that his homoerotic charged fantasys are flames or the
fact you are his only real fan.
metro-golden-meower
>Veronica Karlsson <veronica...@gmail.com> wrote in news:4429c01d-
>0237-4eac-991...@33g2000yqm.googlegroups.com:
>
>> 'Google Groups does not currently support posting to the following
>> usenet groups:
>> "alt.fan.karl.malden-nose"'
>>
>>:-O
>
>The bastiges. No post is complete if it doesn't have the Nose in the
>groups. Aren't the folks at Google the ones who were up in arms about
>China blocking their content because that was censorship?
>
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> [...]
>>> >>i ha<COCK SLAP>
>>> >
>>> >What did you say, Girly Bitch? I couldn't hear you with my cock all
>>> >up in your mouth like that.
>>>
>>> for that to happen it would require two things. first. you'd need a
>>> penis extension and second. you'd need to have your girth increased so
>>> it no longer made a needle look like it should spend some time at
>>> weight wachers.
>>
>> The difference in originality between the two comments above... quite
>> a contrast.
>
>You know that the wrong one will think he's been complimented, don't you?
i think matilda is like k00ky katie, he doesn't know what words mean.
metro-golden-meower
<lifts up mirror so dead kat can see himself and matilda moulton>
now you've seen both tits, fuck off.
metro-golden-meower
in a bot like fashion one could say.
metro-golden-meower
>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for tuning in for todays edge of your seat episode of the long running usenet comic soap
>> opera matthew moulton: a strap on cock slap to far. in todays exciting episode we'll see what original reply matt will post
>> now its been brough to his attention he has had the piss well and truely taken out of him. i bet you're all waiting with
>> baited breath waiting for his outrageously and timeless classic catch phrase. we all know what that is, don't we. now without
>
>That was stupid.
iow you didn't get the sarcasm. no problem, matey, noone expects you to understand anything you read.
>And it's goddamn pathetic that you now have to openly BEG for responses.
how so? i have the squirming spankard on the run, so why not totaly pin him down and spank him harder than he's ever been
spanked before?
Dead Kitten
> On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:22:23 -0600, Dead Kitten <ic9b...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for tuning in for todays edge of your seat episode of the long running usenet comic soap
>>> opera matthew moulton: a strap on cock slap to far. in todays exciting episode we'll see what original reply matt will post
>>> now its been brough to his attention he has had the piss well and truely taken out of him. i bet you're all waiting with
>>> baited breath waiting for his outrageously and timeless classic catch phrase. we all know what that is, don't we. now without
>> That was stupid.
>
> iow you didn't get the sarcasm.
"Just TROLLING! HONESTLY!!!"
>> And it's goddamn pathetic that you now have to openly BEG for responses.
>
> how so? i have the squirming spankard on the run, so why not totaly pin him down and spank him harder than he's ever been
> spanked before?
You haven't got anyone on the run. If he's ignoring you it's just
because he knows it will make you beg for attention and make a fucking
fool of yourself -- in other words, he's trolling you with silence.
Dumbass.
§ñühw¤£f
> On 3/26/09 11:02 AM, in article
> tb6dnVx6V7G-BFbU...@centurytel.net, "§ñühw £f" wrote:
>
>
0_o
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Onideus Mad Hatter
<metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>
>la<snipe>
Wow, this kid sure is in uber froth mode. I guess he doesn't much
like being ignored by his little obsession (me). Unfortunately I have
~much~ more constructive things to do with my time than waste it on
his meaningless little existence...like...counting ceiling tiles for
example. That's *MUCH* moar constructive than replying to his drivel.
Um, let's see what else...well there's trimming my toe nails. Also,
one must not overlook the importance of sorting ones sock drawer.
*nods* Very important indeed. Perhaps if Metrosexual-golden-shower
can come up with some plausible benefit to my verbally fucking him up
his proverbial asshole with his own idiocy I'll consider it, but quite
frankly as things stand...I just don't see what the point of slapping
his ass around like a red headed step child would be. I mean, I can't
fix stupid. It's not like hammering his fat ugly fuckin head into the
wall six or eight times is gonna make him any less of a fumbling
trainable. And he certainly isn't laming me with anything I haven't
already seen before...and better. I mean I like sloppy reruns as much
as the next troll, but not when there are *BETTER* things to do, like
contemplating the meaning of slugs. *shrugs*
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
я黨wぃf
of<gqh747$dcf$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>On 3/26/09 8:03 PM, in article
>What's the pointy thing?
>
SHOW ME ON THE DOLLY WHERE THE BAD MAN TOUCHED YOU
я黨wぃf
of<49cb...@news.x-privat.org>:
"Hes trolling you with silence".
ROTFLMAO!
Retard, you are.
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
Well, if not replying to your posts gets you on a frothy posting binge
like lil Metrosexual Golden Shower...yeah, actually. LOL, hell I'm so
the fuck far up in his lil head space I could probably start sellin
REAL ESTATE!
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
§ńühw¤Łf
steaming pile of<f69ps4la7s0q44t3p...@4ax.com>:
> On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:43:15 +0000, metro-golden-meower
> <metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>
> >
> >la<snipe>
>
> Wow, this kid sure is in uber froth mode.
>
[...............FROTH........,.......REDACTED....................]
Indeed you are :)
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>steaming pile of<f69ps4la7s0q44t3p...@4ax.com>:
>
>> On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:43:15 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>> <metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >la<snipe>
>>
>> Wow, this kid sure is in uber froth mode.
>>
>[....<COCK SLAP>
You can suck my cock until you can come up with something better than
a lame ass PKB, Snitty-bitch.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
Kali
this...@isamunge.com says...
A "v" shaped navel? It's a little high up for a pudenda. ;p
--
Kali
§ñühw¤£f
>> >>> /V \
>> >>>
>> >>> VIOLA!
>> >>
>> >> Boobs and a penis, but no head or legs?
>> >>
>> > Where do you see a penis?
>> >
>> > 0_o
>>
>> What's the pointy thing?
>
> A "v" shaped navel? It's a little high up for a pudenda. ;p
SOMWON DEFASED MY ASSY~~~~~!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~
it goes like this: ||
(. )( .)
\ /
/ * \
( V )
\ /
§ñühw¤£f
> On 3/27/09 10:43 AM, in article
> rrSdnaHqeOhqeFHU...@centurytel.net, "ｧhw ｣f" wrote:
>
>> MillerT <this...@isamunge.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>> of<gqh747$dcf$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>>
>>> On 3/26/09 8:03 PM, in article
> wrote:
>>>
>>>> MillerT wrote:
>>>>> On 3/26/09 11:02 AM, in article
>
>>>>>> ||
>>>>>> =(.)(.)=
>>>>>> \ /
>>>>>> /V \
> ^
> |_ _ _ That part?
>
ZOMGS!!!1111111!!!!!!!!! HE TOUCHED YOR VAGINUH!!!!!!!!!!
§ñühw¤£f
> On Fri, 27 Mar 2009 10:00:09 -0500, я黨wぃf <snuh...@netscape.net>
Try trolling me with silence :)
§ñühw¤£f
> On Fri, 27 Mar 2009 10:12:08 -0500, я黨wぃf <snuh...@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>>steaming pile of<f69ps4la7s0q44t3p...@4ax.com>:
>>
>>> On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:43:15 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>>> <metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>>
>>> >
>>> >la<snipe>
>>>
>>> Wow, this kid sure is in uber froth mode.
>>>
>>[....<COCK SLAP>
>
> You can suck my cock until you can come up with something better than
> a lame ass PKB, Snitty-bitch.
>
You may be a slut honey, but I aint.
<SNAP>
Free Radio Jackson
"§ñühw¤£f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:PM0004662...@unknown.myhome.westell.com...
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Fri, 27 Mar 2009 10:00:09 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@netscape.net>
Ooh! Ooh! Can I try it? Naw, on second thought. I don't have the
motivation. Never mind...
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Veronica Karlsson
> MillerT wrote:
> > On 3/26/09 11:02 AM, in article
Maybe he hit the rot13 button by accident?
я黨wぃf
>On 3/27/09 6:45 PM, in article
>PM0004662...@unknown.myhome.westell.com, "§ñühw€£f" wrote:
>
>> MillerT wrote:
>>> On 3/27/09 10:43 AM, in article
>>> rrSdnaHqeOhqeFHU...@centurytel.net, "§ñühw £f"
wrote:
>>>
>>>> MillerT <this...@isamunge.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>> of<gqh747$dcf$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>>>>
>>>>> On 3/26/09 8:03 PM, in article
>>>>> PM0004660...@unknown.myhome.westell.com,
"§ñà hw⠬£f"
>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> MillerT wrote:
>>>>>>> On 3/26/09 11:02 AM, in article
>>>>>>> tb6dnVx6V7G-BFbU...@centurytel.net,
"§ñà hw £f"
>You has a vaginuh?
>
No...you're the touchee...the "bad man" would in point of fact be the
"toucher", fyi.
See how that works?
^_^
>Can't be. Everyone with a vaginuh habs a brain. Don't see one there.
>
Tats bekaws a brane look a like this:
___
( )
\_/
Kinda...