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Onideus Mad Hatter

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Feb 8, 2007, 12:58:40 AM2/8/07
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On Wed, 07 Feb 2007 21:43:21 -0600, Max Grrl <maxth...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>In Porchy's case, I think it would be more apropos to say "Those who
>live in cardboard boxes behind liquor stores shouldn't use
>flamethrowers."
>
>HTH!! : )

LOL, that'd make for a good art pic. If I didn't already have my
plate so full with projects I'd take the time to do up some Porchy
art.

Speakin 'o art though, there was that retarded blog fag who was postin
this shit after I bitch slapped him real good:
http://www2.jeffcroft.com/photos/344997917/

He *claims* to be some kind of a graphic designer and a web developer,
but as it turns out he's just some bitch fag wannabe who helped
co-author some AJAX for dummies book. He had some other blog entries
about me too, but then he took them down after I emailed him with *MY*
examples of graphic design:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Lil_Jeffy.jpg

Apparently he didn't much like the idea of me circulating that all
around teh web. LOL

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Feb 8, 2007, 1:30:37 AM2/8/07
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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 07 Feb 2007 21:43:21 -0600, Max Grrl <maxth...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> In Porchy's case, I think it would be more apropos to say "Those who
>> live in cardboard boxes behind liquor stores shouldn't use
>> flamethrowers."
>>
>> HTH!! : )
>
> L<C0ckslapped again>
diaperboi, ya stoopid c*nt, I thought I told you to keep my doggy's
bal1s wet!!! Go git, diaperboi

>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm น x น

Max Grrl

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Feb 8, 2007, 9:30:34 AM2/8/07
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In article <2kels2pd7878s0307...@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Wed, 07 Feb 2007 21:43:21 -0600, Max Grrl <maxth...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >In Porchy's case, I think it would be more apropos to say "Those who
> >live in cardboard boxes behind liquor stores shouldn't use
> >flamethrowers."
> >
> >HTH!! : )
>
> LOL, that'd make for a good art pic. If I didn't already have my
> plate so full with projects I'd take the time to do up some Porchy
> art.

I don't see how *anything* remotely connected to Porchy could be art.
Would you *REALLY* want to see *his* face?????

I mean, c'mon . . . if the best he can do is suck animal cock, how
good-lookin' could he be??? o_O


>
> Speakin 'o art though, there was that retarded blog fag who was postin
> this shit after I bitch slapped him real good:
> http://www2.jeffcroft.com/photos/344997917/

Ouch. To put up a webpage about you? Apparently, you spanked a bit too
hard. Not to mention the amount of time it took him to smear all that
shit. I think your lil playmate has Porchy beat in terms of obsessing.
o_O


>
> He *claims* to be some kind of a graphic designer and a web developer,
> but as it turns out he's just some bitch fag wannabe who helped
> co-author some AJAX for dummies book. He had some other blog entries
> about me too, but then he took them down after I emailed him with *MY*
> examples of graphic design:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Lil_Jeffy.jpg

LOL, the white socks . . . just fit, somehow!! I love how it hints at
modesty, but how he's clearly enjoying posing.


>
> Apparently he didn't much like the idea of me circulating that all
> around teh web. LOL

Well, TBH, neither would I. I mean, fuck. I can't see that image being
used for good - only evuul.

Be pretty fucking funny to see it on the back cover of a book jacket,
tho.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm น x น

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---
"When he pulled it out you tackled me" Porchmonkey4Life admits he's been
sucking Snarky's cock AGAIN in response to my question "Are you done
"effortlessly" sucking his cock yet?" o_O
MID: <GvExh.50229$WI6.24306@trnddc04>

"Does my doggie's c0ck taste better than yours?" Porchy admits sucking Hat's
cock!! o_O
MID: <RCWxh.2254$384.981@trnddc05>

Henry Schmidt

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Feb 8, 2007, 9:37:19 AM2/8/07
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> LOL,<C0ckslapped again>
douche, c*nt, douche
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